Anyway, Cloud has been hounding Tucker for the past couple months for a meeting to discuss things. Tucker wants nothing to do with Cloud, but Cloud is very persistent, pissing Tucker off all the way. For example, Cloud posted Tucker's cell phone number in a post on his blog. Cloud was also banned from the message boards at Tucker's website because he was poking too much fun at Tucker, making Tucker look like a tool. He also tried to talk to Tucker at a bar in NY were Tucker is supposedly a minority owner. At this bar Cloud got in a streetfight with some tool from Tucker's messaage boards who calls himself "Kungfu Mike." Depsite the tough name, Kungfu Mike fought Cloud to a draw. I think Cloud would have taken Kungfu if Kungfu's tubby friend hadn't intervened. You can check out the fight at this website.
Anyway, be sure to check out Cloud's blog for more info about what a tool Tucker Max is. This is what Cloud looks like:
45 comments:
Cloud Stoolchomper is a cross dressing buffoon. He compensates his partner, Fagnus Cock,for work by giving him blowjobs.
this is sad, we know it's you Justin.
This really is pathetic, Justin. Do you have nothing better to do with your time?
Justin, when will you be attacking black people again and getting your ass kicked?
I am not Cloud. Cloud is almost as much of a dipshit as Tucker Max. But I do respect Cloud for pissing off Max and fighting Kungfu Mike to a draw.
Cloud, what happened to your Heroic Destiny Squad website? Your redesign sucks. You need to go back to pestering Tucker Max and going on various missions.
What the fuck is he wearing? That homosexual looks like he weigh 90-lbs; KungFu Mike would own his ass in a fight.
What the fuck is he wearing? That homosexual looks like he weigh 90-lbs; KungFu Mike would own his ass in a fight.
no wonder this guy hates Tucker, he couldnt get any to save his life... what a knob
Fuck the haters, Cloud Starchaser fucking rocks!
Actually 12/19/06 Anonymous both those chicks are Cloud Starchaser's ex-girlfriends. Pwned!
Cloud Starchaser rules. That is all.
Cloud's new team is called The Impossibles, the website is at The Impossibles Website,.
I think this time he is going to prevail.
Tucker Max sucks and will be defeated by Cloud.
Cloud Starchaser rules and is better than Tucker Max, and I know because I am him. Why is this post still the first Google result for me? This is unfortunate but perhaps is to be expected.
Random internet surfers, you must never listen to any of these idiots, they don't know the first meaning of Real Space Heroism like I do.
Go to my website here - CloudStarchaser.com
Haha, what a pathetic loser this man Cloud Starchaser is. Does this fool really think he could defeat Tucker Max?
Tucker Max will crush you like the bug you are you maggot. Give up forever.
- TUCKER MAX FAN CLUB
When is Cloud Starchaser going to release the footage of his fight with KungFu Mike? I heard that he nearly beat KungFu Mike to death and that receiving the vicious beating is what convinced KungFu Mike to leave Tucker Max's entourage and return home.
The Cloud Starchaser vs. KungFu Mike footage was available on Youtube, but it seems to have disappeared.
Here's the play-by-play:
They circle each other for a while.
Cloud gets the upper-hand.
Mike gets a headbutt. (KungFu Mike's friend helped out for a moment.)
Mike holds Cloud in a headlock for a while.
So KungFu Mike would probably be the winner via decision. But it certainly wasn't an impressive bout on either end. And if my name had "KungFu" at the beginning, I would be deeply embarrassed that I wasn't able to put away Cloud.
Also, the best part was how the fight began:
Cloud and Mike are arguing back and forth on the street. Cloud starts insulting Mike.
Mike: (After a pause.) Dude, wipe your nose!
Cloud: Wipe my nose? Okay, I'll wipe it on your face.
Cloud does exactly that. Commence fighting.
cloudy cockgobbler, i know you are jealous of tucker and want to be famous too, but over here in realityville, your just a little fucktard with a small maginfies your insecurities.
Youtube yourself suck starting a shotgun if you want to be famous. Otherwise, stuff a cock in your mouth and keep to yourself.
Tucker Max is such a creep but his fans are even freakier.
you idiots! this website was created by tucker max or one of his people.. can you not see that?? goddamn it!
Holy shit! Cloud Starchaser's real name is Justin Massler and he was arrested for stalking Ivanka Trump!
http://gawker.com/5497688/diary-of-a-madman-meet-justin-massler-ivanka-trumps-stalker-+-gallery/gallery/2
Cloud don't listen to anything Anonymous says. Anonymous is just a shithead who's trying to troll you, just brush off that motherfucker.
Thanks for your sentiments, Mr. Shokespear.
Cloud Starchaser still stalking Ivanka
A self-described celebrity stalker kept trying to contact Ivanka Trump and her relatives even as he faced charges of harassing her and a court order to stay away, prosecutors said on Tuesday.
Justin Massler pleaded not guilty to upgraded charges. The Nevada-based Massler — who had his name legally changed to Cloud Starchaser and gave his address as "a volcano in Hawaii" — is being held without bail.
Massler, 28, was initially arrested last year. Prosecutors say he unleashed a slate of e-mails and tweets about his fixation with the Celebrity Apprentice co-host, whose parents are Donald and Ivana Trump.
"I should stop bothering her, but I like her," Massler sighed to a detective on a plane ride bringing him to New York after his arrest last year, according to a court document.
In tweets directed at Ivanka Trump, Massler said his "dream in life" was to marry her, according to the court complaint.
Massler also has said he'd die before being caught and "would go down in a hail of gunfire".
Massler's lawyer has said the messages didn't amount to crimes. Massler, who has spent time in a mental hospital, never came close to Trump and didn't intend to follow through on his comments, the lawyer said.
http://gulfnews.com/arts-entertainment/celebrity/cloud-starchaser-still-stalking-ivanka-1.781629
You're a fucking tool, Justin. Grow the hell up.
KELVIN RIGON IS A FUCKTARD!!!
Aaron Walton is the biggest fucking douchebag to ever grace the Melbourne Tekken scene.
Aaron Walton AND Kelvin Rigon are both annoying stupid fuckwits that deserve to be shot in the fucking head!!!
Wouldn't be surprised at all if Cloud + KELLYNUTS + Aaron all got together to make a pathetic orgy as they're all fucking attention-whores! Geez!
Guys, Havoc72 is a garbage player in Melbourne who used to play Tekken and pick on scrubs at GC. Plus he's a fucking faggot.
Cocka-doole-do, motherfuckers.
I'm a stupid ass fuckwit who leeches off me dad all day!
Are Tucker and Cloud still dating?
Justin Scott Massler is Jesus Christ and this story is about him stalking Ivanka Trump is a complete lie being spread by Rupert Murdoch who is The Antichrist in an attempt to destroy him. Ivanka Trump is the prophesied Whore of Babylon from the Book of Revelation who is working with The Antichrist Rupert Murdoch and the 666 marked Second Beast who is her husband Jared Corey Kushner to try and destroy Jesus Christ who is Justin Scott Massler. Justin Massler was falsely accused of stalking Ivanka by her husband Jared Kushner who is The Second Beast and the proof is that the 666 on 666 5th Avenue which Jared owns and works out of is the Mark of the Beast that identifies him as The Second Beast. Then The Antichrist Rupert Murdoch attacked Jesus Christ with an onslaught of false news stories which lied and said he was a crazy celebrity stalker who was harassing Ivanka Trump which he never was. And I guess Ivanka is going along with it because she's just the Whore of Babylon and you can't expect much in terms of standing up for truth from the Whore of Babylon, but Justin Scott Massler really is Jesus Christ and Ivanka, Rupert, and Jared are The Unholy Trio of Rupert Murdoch The Antichrist, Jared Kushner The False Prophet, and Ivanka Trump The Whore of Babylon and they are literally trying to destroy Justin Scott Massler who really is Jesus Christ with this ridiculous and completely false allegation that he was stalking Ivanka Trump which he never actually was.
OK here is the real truth: Justin Scott Massler is actually the real Harry Potter because he's also Jesus Christ and both Harry Potter and Jesus Christ are portrayals of The Chosen One who in real life is Justin Scott Massler. Now amazingly Tucker Max is actually the real Neville Longbottom who is this other major character in Harry Potter who is kind of like a Second String Chosen One where if it was football and being The Chosen One was like being a Quarterback then Harry would be the starting QB and Neville would be the second string QB. Now what we are seeing with Justin Massler and Tucker Max is an actual real feud between Harry Potter and Neville Longbottom in real life which is just incredibly fascinating to Harry Potter fans all around the world.
Cloud Starchaser and Tucker Max are the real Harry Potter and Neville Longbottom. The truth has been suppressed by a conspiracy orchestrated by Lord Jacob Rothschild who is the real Lord Voldemort and was the guy behind the murder of Princess Diana as he doesn't want people to know that Harry Potter is real as then they'd find out Lord Rothschild is the real Lord Voldemort and the guy who killed Princess Diana.
All this anti-Cloud and Tucker hate is a conspiracy by Lord Rothschild and his agents as Lord Jacob Rothschild is the real Lord Voldemort from Harry Potter and thus out to get Cloud and Tucker since they are the real life Harry Potter and Neville Longbottom, the two boys born with the potential to defeat The Dark Lord in J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter.
Dude this guy Cloud Starchaser is the actual real Tucker Max. The fictional Tucker Max in I Hope They Server Beer in Hell is just another fictional version of Cloud Starchaser who is the real Neo from The Matrix movies, not the author. It's like Cloud Starchaser is basically just The One in real life like how he's Neo in The Matrix and there are many fictional allegories about Cloud like Clark Kent in Man of Steel and Danny Torrance in The Shining and Jesus Christ in The Passion of The Christ and Tucker Max in I Hope They Server Beer in Hell is just another fictional Cloud Starchaser allegory like Jesus Christ, Danny Torrance, Neo, and Clark Kent.
It's funny because Cloud Starchaser actually IS the real guy from I Hope They Server Beer in Hell as Tucker the Author was literally portraying himself as Cloud in his book since Cloud is The One and I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell is another fictional Cloud Starchaser allegory like The Matrix was in which he's Neo.
Justin, I'll help you out. Where can I find you in Waikiki?
It's Leanne. I'm at a AirBnb on Kuhio ave. let's meet up and fuck.
delusional illusions.
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