Anyway, Cloud has been hounding Tucker for the past couple months for a meeting to discuss things. Tucker wants nothing to do with Cloud, but Cloud is very persistent, pissing Tucker off all the way. For example, Cloud posted Tucker's cell phone number in a post on his blog. Cloud was also banned from the message boards at Tucker's website because he was poking too much fun at Tucker, making Tucker look like a tool. He also tried to talk to Tucker at a bar in NY were Tucker is supposedly a minority owner. At this bar Cloud got in a streetfight with some tool from Tucker's messaage boards who calls himself "Kungfu Mike." Depsite the tough name, Kungfu Mike fought Cloud to a draw. I think Cloud would have taken Kungfu if Kungfu's tubby friend hadn't intervened. You can check out the fight at this website.
Anyway, be sure to check out Cloud's blog for more info about what a tool Tucker Max is. This is what Cloud looks like:
28 comments:
Cloud Stoolchomper is a cross dressing buffoon. He compensates his partner, Fagnus Cock,for work by giving him blowjobs.
this is sad, we know it's you Justin.
This really is pathetic, Justin. Do you have nothing better to do with your time?
Justin, when will you be attacking black people again and getting your ass kicked?
I am not Cloud. Cloud is almost as much of a dipshit as Tucker Max. But I do respect Cloud for pissing off Max and fighting Kungfu Mike to a draw.
Cloud, what happened to your Heroic Destiny Squad website? Your redesign sucks. You need to go back to pestering Tucker Max and going on various missions.
What the fuck is he wearing? That homosexual looks like he weigh 90-lbs; KungFu Mike would own his ass in a fight.
What the fuck is he wearing? That homosexual looks like he weigh 90-lbs; KungFu Mike would own his ass in a fight.
no wonder this guy hates Tucker, he couldnt get any to save his life... what a knob
Fuck the haters, Cloud Starchaser fucking rocks!
Actually 12/19/06 Anonymous both those chicks are Cloud Starchaser's ex-girlfriends. Pwned!
Cloud Starchaser rules. That is all.
Cloud's new team is called The Impossibles, the website is at The Impossibles Website,.
I think this time he is going to prevail.
Tucker Max sucks and will be defeated by Cloud.
Cloud Starchaser rules and is better than Tucker Max, and I know because I am him. Why is this post still the first Google result for me? This is unfortunate but perhaps is to be expected.
Random internet surfers, you must never listen to any of these idiots, they don't know the first meaning of Real Space Heroism like I do.
Go to my website here - CloudStarchaser.com
Haha, what a pathetic loser this man Cloud Starchaser is. Does this fool really think he could defeat Tucker Max?
Tucker Max will crush you like the bug you are you maggot. Give up forever.
- TUCKER MAX FAN CLUB
When is Cloud Starchaser going to release the footage of his fight with KungFu Mike? I heard that he nearly beat KungFu Mike to death and that receiving the vicious beating is what convinced KungFu Mike to leave Tucker Max's entourage and return home.
The Cloud Starchaser vs. KungFu Mike footage was available on Youtube, but it seems to have disappeared.
Here's the play-by-play:
They circle each other for a while.
Cloud gets the upper-hand.
Mike gets a headbutt. (KungFu Mike's friend helped out for a moment.)
Mike holds Cloud in a headlock for a while.
So KungFu Mike would probably be the winner via decision. But it certainly wasn't an impressive bout on either end. And if my name had "KungFu" at the beginning, I would be deeply embarrassed that I wasn't able to put away Cloud.
Also, the best part was how the fight began:
Cloud and Mike are arguing back and forth on the street. Cloud starts insulting Mike.
Mike: (After a pause.) Dude, wipe your nose!
Cloud: Wipe my nose? Okay, I'll wipe it on your face.
Cloud does exactly that. Commence fighting.
cloudy cockgobbler, i know you are jealous of tucker and want to be famous too, but over here in realityville, your just a little fucktard with a small maginfies your insecurities.
Youtube yourself suck starting a shotgun if you want to be famous. Otherwise, stuff a cock in your mouth and keep to yourself.
Tucker Max is such a creep but his fans are even freakier.
you idiots! this website was created by tucker max or one of his people.. can you not see that?? goddamn it!
Holy shit! Cloud Starchaser's real name is Justin Massler and he was arrested for stalking Ivanka Trump!
http://gawker.com/5497688/diary-of-a-madman-meet-justin-massler-ivanka-trumps-stalker-+-gallery/gallery/2
Cloud don't listen to anything Anonymous says. Anonymous is just a shithead who's trying to troll you, just brush off that motherfucker.
Thanks for your sentiments, Mr. Shokespear.
Cloud Starchaser still stalking Ivanka
A self-described celebrity stalker kept trying to contact Ivanka Trump and her relatives even as he faced charges of harassing her and a court order to stay away, prosecutors said on Tuesday.
Justin Massler pleaded not guilty to upgraded charges. The Nevada-based Massler — who had his name legally changed to Cloud Starchaser and gave his address as "a volcano in Hawaii" — is being held without bail.
Massler, 28, was initially arrested last year. Prosecutors say he unleashed a slate of e-mails and tweets about his fixation with the Celebrity Apprentice co-host, whose parents are Donald and Ivana Trump.
"I should stop bothering her, but I like her," Massler sighed to a detective on a plane ride bringing him to New York after his arrest last year, according to a court document.
In tweets directed at Ivanka Trump, Massler said his "dream in life" was to marry her, according to the court complaint.
Massler also has said he'd die before being caught and "would go down in a hail of gunfire".
Massler's lawyer has said the messages didn't amount to crimes. Massler, who has spent time in a mental hospital, never came close to Trump and didn't intend to follow through on his comments, the lawyer said.
http://gulfnews.com/arts-entertainment/celebrity/cloud-starchaser-still-stalking-ivanka-1.781629
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