Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Amazon.com Reviews of Tucker Max's New Book

Has anyone seen the Amazon.com product page for Tucker Max's new "book," I Hope they Serve Beer In Hell? Tucker Max and the retards who kiss his ass have been spamming that page with phony reviews. In case you are wondering how I know that they are phony, click on the link for just about any of the reviewers who gave Tucker a 5-star rating and you'll see that most of them have never before written a review for any other Amazon.com product.

Also, according to the Amazon webpage, this book was supposedly only released a few weeks ago on January 1, 2006. However, 17 of the reviews were written and submitted in December 2005, before the book was even released! Here's a big surprise - all 17 of these reviews give the book the maximum rating of 5 stars.

I have no doubt that Tucker's probably out at a random bar right now bragging to some skank/fat chick about how well the sales of his book are doing and pointing out that almost all of the Amazon.com reviewers give it 5-stars. That is really sad! Tucker is actually such a loser that he has to spam the Amazon product page in a pathetic attempt to fool some random shopper into believing that his book is a good read and worth purchasing.

Tucker strikes me as being the type of moronic slacker whose family paid for all of his college and law school bills, allowing him to graduate with no loans. However, despite given all the opportunities in the world to make something of himself, Max has thrown them all away to be a complete fuck-up.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

I saw this posted on Crash's blog. Dont know of it's real or not:


Hey Crash,
It's me Mike! You know, Kung-Fu Mike. I think it's really cool your coming along on the book signing tour.
I'm actually being paid by Tucker to be an assistant, which is cool.

I have a favor to ask.Once you join us, could you service Tucker sexually? Like, at least 4 times a day? Because my asshole and jaw are going to be really raw and sore from constantly "assisting" him. My anus is going to need some time to rest and heal.
Hope you can help a sista out. I brought "Steel Magnolias" for us to watch, so we can bond when they arent around.

PS- Tucker likes it when you deepthroat him and squeeze his balls. Also when he's fucking you, he likes you to "Squeal like a pig" and call him "Daddy".

I look forward to meeting up with you so we can share "duties".
Thanks,
Mike

Anonymous said...

The reason there were comments written in December is because Amazon started sending out the book in mid-December and around that time it also started being available in stores.

Anonymous said...

Too bad your accusation is completely worthless when you realize Tucker made the NYT best seller list. What an untalented hack you are. Can't come up with anything better than a site entirely devoted to someone you allegedly think is worthless?

Everyone said...

Dear Cloud,

We hope all of your shits come out sideways.

Sincerely,
Everyone

Anonymous said...

5 stars from 1-review johnnies...Now thats some kind of career. This is the kind of book you peruse and chuckle at in the supermarket checkout line - then toss into the Enquirer rack when it's time to check out.

Anonymous said...

5 stars from 1-review johnnies...Now thats some kind of career. This is the kind of book you peruse and chuckle at in the supermarket checkout line - then toss into the Enquirer rack when it's time to check out.

Anonymous said...

u guys r so cool, blogging is more gay than any one human being...good luck making a difference...

Anonymous said...

"u guys r so cool, blogging is more gay than any one human being...good luck making a difference..."

I agree 100% have fun blogging your really making a difference, and your definitely making Tucker max sell less books... the creator of this blog should shoot himself in the face, or get a life.

Anonymous said...

This is obsurd. If you don't like Tucker Max, don't read his books. But don't ruin it for those of us who do. Also, the reason people have only made those single reviews, are not typical readers. Tucker appeals to a wide audience, including non-readers. That's talent. If you hate him enough to have a page about hating him, my guess is your in one of his stories--as a main character.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, good job defaming somebody without pretense. Hey, post up some of your information so the tubes can find out about you and make a load of shit out of your life too.

Oh wait, your tail is between your legs, ah?

You're completely full of shit dude. At least Tucker Max can admit to being a prick...you on the other hand have to hide it.

Prick.

(Also, your writing is piss poor. You might not want to ultimately disclose your details as this blog is a travesty in regards to the English language.)

-With love,
Someone who decided to reveal your bullshit

ZachOHare said...

Haha how is he a complete fuck up? He's a multimillionaire. One of the most successful authors in modern society. You are a fucking idiot. Just because you cant get laid and youre still blogging and masturbating in your mothers basement doesnt mean you should bash those that find success. C'mon, what's your real motivation for criticizing this man?

Anonymous said...

the author of this blog is either
a. a fugly chick
b. jealous of tucker max
c. had his girl stolen by tucker