Has anyone seen the Amazon.com product page for Tucker Max's new "book," I Hope they Serve Beer In Hell? Tucker Max and the retards who kiss his ass have been spamming that page with phony reviews. In case you are wondering how I know that they are phony, click on the link for just about any of the reviewers who gave Tucker a 5-star rating and you'll see that most of them have never before written a review for any other Amazon.com product.
Also, according to the Amazon webpage, this book was supposedly only released a few weeks ago on January 1, 2006. However, 17 of the reviews were written and submitted in December 2005, before the book was even released! Here's a big surprise - all 17 of these reviews give the book the maximum rating of 5 stars.
I have no doubt that Tucker's probably out at a random bar right now bragging to some skank/fat chick about how well the sales of his book are doing and pointing out that almost all of the Amazon.com reviewers give it 5-stars. That is really sad! Tucker is actually such a loser that he has to spam the Amazon product page in a pathetic attempt to fool some random shopper into believing that his book is a good read and worth purchasing.
Tucker strikes me as being the type of moronic slacker whose family paid for all of his college and law school bills, allowing him to graduate with no loans. However, despite given all the opportunities in the world to make something of himself, Max has thrown them all away to be a complete fuck-up.