Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Picture of Max Looking Like A Douchebag


Look at this classy picture of Tucker Max. Does he look like a douchebag in this picture or what? Why is he wearing just an undershirt at a bar? Oh wait, I guess that's because he's unemployed and can't afford a decent shirt. Look at the girl standing next to him. It appears as though his obnoxious shtick was so boring that she's falling asleep. Also, is it just me or does he look like he's got an enormous head and a disproportionately tiny torso?

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

tucker looks mildly retarded in that photo

Anonymous said...

Wait a second..You can't impugn the mighty tugger, he [says he] makes a lot of money and is a burgeoning d-list e-celebrity...Several people know who he is and he is about ready to "make it". He impresses his limp-dicked nutswingers by verbally flailing emboes on his boring, tired website where everyone has to chime in "story" fashion...He knows more, is cooler, writes better, fucks more, has snappier socks, and thinks more of himself than ten normal people combined (according to cumchuggler tukker).

As Mattie Ross would say "I'm sure he has enough regard for himself to go around"...

Anonymous said...

Are you sure that "Tucker Max is too poor to afford a decent shirt?" I mean, his book has a good amazon ranking, and likely he, like most authors, gets a commision for every book sold. I looked at some of your sources and believe some of the things you post about Tucker Max are true, but make sure what you write is true before you post, to keep your credibility.

For the record, I'm not too fond of Tucker Max and also think most of his stories are fabricated for entertainment. Just be careful not to become what you hate.

Anonymous said...

Wow, talk about grasping at straws. You're demolishing Tucker Max because of his shirt; because it's a bad photo and the girl beside him was caught off guard; because once again it's a bad photo and his head "supposedly" looks disproportionate to his body...Solid arguments. All of these points you're making definitely attribute to good reasoning behind calling him a "douchebag". You douchebag.

Anonymous said...

Yeah seriously, it's just a picture... the person who runs this stupid site is probably unemployed himself. That fag cocky mcfaggot-fuck or whatever his retarded name is should do us all a favor and either get a life or go kill himself.

RUFCINCERiOS said...

as big headed as tucker max is.. hes got nothin to be so proud about.. he aint even a bit attractive.. i mean i personally wouldnt fuck him.. id rather shit razor blades and piss pepper spray then fuck him.. hes like a walking STD.. there is no way hes fucked and kissed on all these girls and not ended up with something.. he reminds me of an old roommate of mine.. her nickname was shovel face.. his face looks like hers like it was smashed in with a shovel.. and she was a whore, like him, many nights of random trains were ran on her.. they should hook up.. they would be a perfect couple.. his head is to big for his body.. and he probably has a small ass penis.. his face is a total buzz kill for me..

Anonymous said...

THAT's Tucker Max???????? I just heard about him and his sexual escapades and THAT wimpy little girly boy is him?

WTF.

Anonymous said...

you know what's the best part a bout this site? the person running this site left out the h in 'douchebag' in the address. who's the douchbag now...

Anonymous said...

lol first he is referred to as a "trust fund baby" then is accused of being too poor to afford a shirt? who doesn't get caught in bad pics from time to time? whoever runs this cite is the biggest hater ever born. you're so busy getting your shit pushed in all the time that it makes you jealous when guys actually get pussy. ha faggot

miles Jennings said...

I think it's hilarious that some one made a blog for the sole purpose of calling someone a douchebag that they probably don't even know.

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