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Tucker Max's face, meet Megan ******'s hand
Megan was discussing ball shaving with a nice man at a tailgate. Good start to this story;) NE ways, Tucker Max was also at the tailgate and started talking shit to Megan (he obviously thought she was a hot girl who would sleep w/ him if acted like an asshole, and he was showing off in front of his buddies). Megan hit him on the arm, and he said that meant Megan wanted to fuck him because if she hit him in the face, then he'd know she was mad. She then dissed his elastic waistband (yes, he was wearing elastic waistband shorts, what is he, 12?), and he said "its so stupid bitch whores like you can suck my dick without any confusion." So she slapped him in the face!!!
Tucker threw his drink at her, Candice threw her drink at Tucker with lightning fast reflexes, then he proceeded to grab Megan by her hair and hit her in the face with his pathetically small hands. With a bruised face, and a bruised ego, he took his shriveled penis back to his buddies.
In Tucker Max's own words, "My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole." Oh, and he hits girls.
15,917 comments:
«Oldest ‹Older 13401 – 13600 of 15917 Newer› Newest»Yeah, Bunny is no artist and it's a joke to be telling her otherwise. That sort of flattery ould only come from someone who has nearly as bad a sense of artistry as Tucker himself.
She's a decent storyteller, sometimes. That's it. That doesn't rise to the level of art.
Let's say tugger was given a $300,000 advance for AFF and hasn't been forced to pay it back yet. It's an advance on royalties, which means he won't collect any money until he sells 300,000--400,000 books ... which might be 2 or 3 years.
And if he did put up future royalties to make his vanity movie, he might never receive any money for it.
There's a good chance AFF will be delivered, but will be half assed since Tugger won't see any money from it. He'll do another book (on making his movie or self help guide to getting laid and posing as an alpha male) and hope to make money off that.
The problem with tugger's stories (aside from the other problems) is that they're repetitive. Tugger gets drunk. Tugger acts like an asshole. Tugger gets laid.
Funny at first, but they quickly grow boring. Sure, read a chapter while you're taking a massive bunny-shit. Read a chapter while you're waiting at the airport. I suspect a lot of people gave up before reading the entire thing because it was too monotonous.
I'm tellin ya, bankruptcy is in his near future.
The one thing that bugs me about it is if he does it quietly and we don't find out about it. Then I can't use the occasion to point and laugh some more.
No theriouthly ... he'th not even the cooleth one of hith friendth.
I HOPE THEY THERVE BEER IN HELL!
TANKED FOR THE TROOPTH!!!
Great things are coming. More on this later. Don't email me.
Trust me.
Remember that time when the one guy was saying he was on deployment in Iraq and was gonna get Tucks to come visit and arrange it and the whole time he was actually living out of his mother's place in Ohio somewheres? And Tucker got really mad about it when he found out and embarrassed, and it took him about a week or two to realize it was actually rather funny, and to be able to laugh at himself for falling for it?
I wonder what happened to that Tucker.
Remember this. Tucker's own website message board was a SMALL part of his own life. He hardly even went there let alone used it as a way to communicate with people. Hell, he only posted like 18 times a day per average in the last 7 years. That's like.. noting almost in terms of posting.
Tucker isn't an unknown anymore. He's not going to be able to sneak up on people this time. He's not going to be able to embellish as much on his stories now that he's made himself a target. He can't even tell the midget story anymore, because apparently it never happened because there are people who were there and say it didn't happen like he tells it.
Tucker Max is now making up stories about fucking dwarfs. That's where his career has gone to, making up stories about fucking midgets in order to sound cool.
you can read all the comments from this site sorted newest first Tucker Max Is A Doucebag Comments
'To everyone here that knows Tucker personally:
What was up with him and his last (admittedly hot) ex-girlfriend (the nurse from Ohio)? Was that the real deal, or what?"
I'm curious about that, myself.
'To everyone here that knows Tucker personally:
What was up with him and his last (admittedly hot) ex-girlfriend (the nurse from Ohio)? Was that the real deal, or what?"
I'm curious about that, myself.
Who'd wanna fuck dwarves? I mean, gah, the beard would get everywhere. And they're so dirty from digging all the time. And they're as wide as they are tall, ugh. Who wants any of that? Now, elves on the other hand, tall and slim and soft and white skin and big eyes and big YES PLEASE
KOALAS ARENT JUST BEARDED THEY HAVE FUR AAUGH THE ITCHY FUR STOP NO STOP IT IT WONT STOP TALKING
What was up with him and his last (admittedly hot) ex-girlfriend (the nurse from Ohio)?
Did they meet at the free VD clinic?
You guys just don't fuckin get it. Tucker's movie will do great on DVD, trust me. Then he'll be able to film a sequel and the sequel will blow up. See, the old Hollywood way isn't working, so Tucker is going to revolutionize the process. They'll be writing about him in textbooks after he gets done. The reason you all can't see that is because you hate him just because he wouldn't sleep with your girlfriends.
^ I guess what I'm trying to say here, is that Nils is really fucking fat. I mean beached whale fat.
No, you mean bearded whale fat.
That's even FATTER.
When is Nils going on "Biggest Loser".
I know it's redundant. But when?
^^ He's not. He's already got the title of 'biggest loser'. Ever.
That's a repeat story and TOTALLY MADE UP, Mr beefsmoker sir.
I want to have sex with Bunny. I find her psychosis and sexual appetite to be quite a turn on. I would love to bury my flesh hatchet 8" deep into her womb and stroke my mucus-y membrane all inside of her well-hewn yogurt cave and redecorate her interior design with thick white ejaculate.
HAHA
Tucker shut down the one place he had any sense of control over.
Can you say BAD MOVE?
Was he that afraid to talk about his movie bombing? Lots of movie tank. Nothing to be ashamed of for sure.
^^^ Aside from the rather repulsive imagery your post conveys, I find it disturbing that you'd want to put your junk ANYwhere that Tucker's junk has already been.
Some people have been commenting on how Bunny is fat.
As fat as Nils?
Just curious as I have only seen pics of Bunny's face.
I can tell Nils is a huge fucking fat ass.
@12:23
Tucker has so much self hatred, the common trait of someone with NPD, that he cannot stand ANY criticism at all. He shut down the TMMB/RMMB rather than face all the mocking that he was long over due for.
Anything the Hangover does, we can beat easily.
tucker shtick is to degrade ppl but he can't handle the truth himself. he's got midget balls that's why he loves midgets
How long until Nils gets thrown under the bus alongside everyone else?
Movie budget is 6 million. I am guessing we open at 20-25 million, and North American gross will end up slightly over 100 million total. About the same as Juno, give or take.
You people--pretty much everyone in the entertainment business--have no ability to see anything other than what already exists. It's awesome. So much opportunity out there because of you people.
Opening Weekend: $366,909 (#25 rank, 120 theaters, $3,058 average)
I am always happy
And in a cheerful mood,
When I look up and see my plate
Filled with lots of food.
I pick my teeth in public,
And I am very rude.
There’s stretch marks on my elbows
‘Cause I eat lots of food.
My friends are laughing at me;
They’re calling me a fool;
They say I’ll have a heart attack
If I keep eating food.
They scorn and ridicule me,
But I ain’t gonna brood;
‘Cause they don’t seem to understand
That I’m in love with food!
I eat food when I’m sleeping,
And when I’m wide awake--
Even when I’m on the pot
I’ve got to have my steak.
Mashed potatoes and gravy,
Salad and things to chew,
Soup and bread and beans and fruit
And cheese that stinks--pee-you.
Mostaciolli, pizza pie,
Tuna fish and pickles,
When that food goes down my throat
It just slides and tickles.
Cornish hens and hot beef stew,
A smelly seafood plate,
Liver sausage sandwiches--
There ain’t a food I hate!
My stomach hurts. I’ve got the cramps.
I need some food right now.
Although I ate an hour ago
I still need lots more chow.
Good man, kind sir,
Dear lady dressed in blue,
Have some pity on my soul
And pass that tray of food.
Pass it if it’s hot or cold,
Even if it’s stale.
Even though my belly’s full
I could eat a whale.
Pass it if it’s cooked or raw,
I don’t give a damn.
Food is food is what I say,
Let’s have that case of Spam.
Polish sausage, Quiche Lorraine,
Chicken Cacciatore,
If you don’t give me lots more food,
Things may get kind of gory.
Apple pies and chocolate malts,
Some pudding and whipped cream.
Gimme me lots more food to eat
Or I’ll turn very mean.
I’ll sit on youse, you silly fools
So don’t push me too hard.
If you don’t want to suffocate
You’ll pass that tub of lard.
Now pass those plates and pass them now--
Don’t bother saying grace.
Just keep that food a comin’ in
And watch me stuff my face.
Chomp, chomp, chomp; chew, chew, chew—
To eat is so much fun.
If I keep going on this way
I’ll weigh at least a ton.
I’ll sit on chairs and break them all.
I’ll cave in great big floors.
I’ll break down lots of walls my friends;
I won’t fit through the doors.
Some will laugh, but I don’t care;
I don’t give a damn.
While they’re telling stupid jokes
I’ll be eating ham.
Skinny people laugh at me;
They think it’s really funny
That all I do is eat all day
And have a big fat tummy.
They say that I should exercise,
That I should jog and run.
They think because they’re thin and lean
That they’re the handsome ones.
They say that if I exercise
That I’ll lose lots of weight,
And that will make it easier
To find a sexy mate.
What they don’t seem to understand
Is that don’t interest me.
I just want food and lots of it,
It’s this that they don’t see.
Slobber, slobber, slobber,
Jesus ain’t it fun,
To stuff your mouth with food all day
And be a big fat bum.
It’s so much fun to eat all day,
To eat and eat and eat.
How thrilled I am when I look down
And I can’t see my feet.
See, I don’t care, I don’t care--
Who gives a damn right now.
I don’t want health. I don’t want looks--
I just want lots more chow.
So youse can do your exercise--
That ain’t stuff for me.
I’ll just sit at home all day
And eat and watch TV.
Go jog you fools, you skinny things,
Go out and jog and run.
‘Cause I’ll be eating food all day,
To me that’s lots more fun.
And have your sex you skinny twigs,
I ain’t gonna brood.
While you’re scuzzing up the sheets
I’ll be eating food.
I think I’ve said enough by now.
Goodbye you skinny dude.
Chomp, chomp, chomp; chew, chew, chew;
I’m in love with food!
"How long until Nils gets thrown under the bus alongside everyone else?"
That'll never happen. The only way Nils could ever be put under a bus is if the bus was airlifted and lowered onto him.
What I mean by this is that Nils is awfully fat.
http://www.theidiotboard.com/messageboard/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=16&sid=f6d4d076c0858b0e75d6ee76f618c51e
You have to register, but reading the moronic rationalizations is fun.
You morons just don't get it do you? First I revolutionized the Internet by using it to post long stories in tiny type that was difficult to read against a grey background.
Then I revolutionized books by putting stories in a book that could be read for free on the Internet -- except in the book, they were EASIER TO SEE, causing those who gave up trying to read them another chance.
I'm doing something similar with the film, except in reverse. Look for it on Hulu sometimes soon. I know I was talking shit about Hulu before, but that was just to trick the haterz. And they fell for it hook line and sinker. And that was private model airplanes we were talking about.
bob gosse film director on tucker - he had no idea what he was doing. He was new to the filmmaking process, and he would get very frightened when he didn't understand things. He didn't understand initially the idea of coverage or that it takes an hour and a half to move the camera and re-set the track and put the wedges under the tracks so that the dolly is even. Then we'd have to tweak the lights and actors would have to go back to make-up. The whole thing confused him.
He was very, very overwhelmed. And even during pre-production I'd say, "Hey, Tucker, we're going to go scout this strip club. You should come check it out." And he would come and bring his dog, but he wouldn't understand what we were doing. We were checking the power sources, seeing where we could park the trucks, where would we take our meals, where could we go to the bathroom, could we get air-conditioning units moved in -- he just got spooked a little bit. You know?
And the actual shooting of the film was the same thing. He would periodically spin out, and he would berate a crew member irresponsibly for no other reason than he didn't know what he was talking about.
I gave in
http://www.quotabletuckermax.com/
Boy, I bet Bob is just sooo burned up at the thought that Tucker's not going to let him direct any of the sequels.
What a missed opportunity for Bob. Right Tucker?
@ 2:24
She's had at least two years of steady douching to clear out his remnants. I'll still be packing protection; no bareback for me.
@ midgetballs
Where is that originally posted from?
from imdb
Total Revenues (25 days): $1,364,900
Seems to be tapering off toward its final count, at 7K in a day it's not going to rise much past that 1.3M level.
I'm actually amazed it made as much as it did. I was expecting under half a mil.
There are lots more stupid or tasteless people around than I wanted to believe.
Also, cuttingconfessions has a movie script he's been really working hard on and would like to tell you about for any excuse whatsoever.
http://laist.com/2009/10/04/laist_interview_bob_gosse_i_hope_th.php
full interview with BEER IN HELL Director
i set up an RSS FEED for these comments so that anyone can read newest first http://tuckermaxfaildouchebag-shutdown.blogspot.com/
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TITTAYS
Quotabletuckermax guy,
Excellent work. May I suggest adding two counters at the top of the page, one with the figures regarding the budget of IHTSBIH and another with it's gross. Maybe you could add a nomination counter when award season comes around?
TITTAYS WHERE
WNAT MOAR TITTAYS
TITTAYS NAOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
POAST TITTAYS???????
PLZ??????????????????????????
"Anything the Hangover can do at the box office we can beat. Easily."
HANGOVER BOX OFFICE = $458,398,936
...BEER IN HELL = $1,364,900
lol ;)
Captain, if my calculations are correct, that is a ratio of approximately 0.002977537, or nearly three hundred thirty six to one. I believe we may conclude that Starcommander Max's estimates were slightly in error.
I can make you a background image for the site. Also lets start collecting images and creatating photoshopped photos of tucker for the site.
Start collecting!!!
Monday's PSA -- $55. At this point, it might not be hitting the nut ... which would mean darko is losing money ($0 in revenue, but they're still paying freestyle to distribute it).
"Monday's PSA -- $55.
So per screen average is $55. Meaning what? If a theater shows the movie 4 times a day only 6 people in total showed up for all 4 screenings?
I want to have sex with Bunny as well. Anyone else?
http://img2.imageshack.us/img2/821/tuckermaxgraph.jpg
I probably would, assuming I could see the results of an STD test. I'd still doublebag it though.
You have 14011.
And Nils is fat.
I'd hit the hot nurse Tucker was dating; what was the deal with that?
Bunny is a graphic artist idiots
@ 2:42
Your point? What does that have to do with knocking down her front door?
I'd also hit it with the hot nurse. That girl was a fox.
Damn, gotta give him props.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3533/3184074008_4f2686434d_o.jpg
That girl is fine as fuck.
and the funny part is, SHE BROKE UP WITH HIM. He was on his best behavior with her and she still broke up with him.
2009 is the year of the Tucker Max Fail.
Whoever's running http://www.quotabletuckermax.com/, you're an idiot. At least one of those quotes (9/26) is something that one of us made up as a joke. Not going to bother reading the rest.
She is a real "five star".
But she has to be fucking dumb. With her looks she could've started dating a douchebag with money/fame instead of a broke douchebag who is ridiculed by everyone but sycopanths and 15 year old boys.
^^^ That girl probably did Tucker in the ass with a strap-on!
>At least one of those quotes (9/26) >is something that one of us made up >as a joke.
Thanks, deleted. There is lot of stuff to sort through, date, etc.
http://www.quotabletuckermax.com/
Well done!!!
Yeah, sorry I was so harsh. But now I turn my fire to the guy with the new blog that RSS feeds these comments: could you have picked a dumber URL?
-New Hater Sites Criticizer Guy
bunny is a graphic idiot artist, yes
Quotabletuckermax.com; a new chapter in the proud hater tradition.
We need to see about getting Tuckster's DD-214 out there.
ty to the quotable tucker max guy.
-ryan holiday's intern
I'm sort of rolling with the dudes who want to have sex with Bunny. If anyone has, please post pics of her beaver.
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bunny beaver?
Do you want to fucker her because
1) she's hot?
2) she's easy?
3) she's famous?
4) you want to wallow in tugger's sloppy seconds?
People, if you want to understand my media strategy in a nutshell, there it is. For my whole life, I have always bet on myself. This movie is no different. Everything I am doing, my entire strategy is based on the movie being great. If you understand that, you should be able to figure out the rest.
I think we found the problem.
Me personally, I think she's cute. And you know she'd be a good fuck with her appetite for it. Having her hole plugged by Tugboat is a negative thing, but as one dude said prior: she's had a couple years of douching to be rid of his deposits.
quoteable tucker max guy.
Add this image neat the top or use images to break up every few paragraphs.
re-attach this broken link below to form SINGLE-LINE / correct URL
http://img2.imageshack.us/
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tuckermaxgraph.jpg
What is it like to fuck the Bunny?
Great head, seriously, world class.
Absolutely submissive.
Fairly wanton---whatever you want, you can have.
Orgasms easily.
Shaved.
Now the negatives:
Tattoos.
Looks much better in clothes than out of them.
And you are going where LOTS of guys have gone before.
Whats it like to fuck the Trixie?
Boring.
IFTBAHSATF
damn, tucker's ex IS pretty hot.
aside from those two herpes sores above her navel.
5:44--
Holy fuck, you're right:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3533/3184074008_4f2686434d_o.jpg
Shit, wrong link:
http://www.herpesmedicationonline.com/images/herpes-simplex-2.jpg
tucker's ex was a fan from the internet. that's how they met. she fell for his stories and perceived personality. the reality of the situation wasn't as fun as she had anticipated, so the relationship started to fail. tucker, in a move which preserved his ego, manipulated teh situation in his mind to make it seem like he decided to break up with her. his ego cant handle the reality that she was done with him. if you ask him why he lost her, he will give an ego self-preservation answer. if you ask her, she hasnt even thought twice about him since. she's fucking a doctor who's attractive and not Tucker Max Insecure.
-LA Insider
Bunny fucked the writer from ICANTBELIEVEIMSTILLSINGLE.com and tried to fuck another Rudius author. Might have eventually gotten it done.
so does this mean that tucker has herpes now?
damn, he really IS hollywood now!
...aside from like, the hit movie part, of course.
Eric Schaeffer? Bunny fucked Eric Schaeffer? That's so fucked up.
Why do you think her name is the Bunny.
What hasn't she fucked?
Eric Schaeffer seems to have been keeping up with blogging on that site quite nicely.
ITS A KOALA NOT A BUNNY AND IT KEEPS TALKING AND TALKING AND TALKING AT ME MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP
Is that why she's so bitter towards that dude? I've seen her talk some mad shit about him on the boards.
Regardless, I'll still wrap my tool before I go excavating her.
Dude, anyone who says they'd hit the Bunny is disturbed.
She slept with Tucker Max.
SHE SLEPT WITH TUCKER MAX.
Same thing with that nurse girlfriend of his... anyone that would let Tucker hit it is sub-human, and terminally filthy.
You're an epic failure, Tucker.
Go pour yourself a cold one, and relax in a bathtub of warm water. Then slit your wrists, and take a nice nap.
Fyi secrets out. The "real" mod mole was BrianH. A little last minute payback for anyone that knows the history.
He's spilling more over at www.theidiotboard.com/messageboard/
Mommy, what's an idiot board?
Son, an idiot board is where lonely people go to make friends. It's one step up from the comments section of a 2 year old blog post.
"Eric Schaeffer? Bunny fucked Eric Schaeffer? "
Yeah dude, it was his signing bonus when he decided to blog with Rudius.
quotable tucker guy:
This was written 7/28/2009 or a day before that. Find it on page 38 of this board.
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From the message board, Tucker answers ebm's post:
"Empirically, there just doesn't seem to be a valid way ex-ante to determine whether or not your method of producing this money would provide a solid ROI."
Yes dude--RIGHT NOW TODAY, there is no proven way. I'm saying I think it can be done, and I am in the process of trying to prove it. But gimme some fucking time man, I can't just fucking snap my fingers into a solution to how to accurately predict inherently unpredictable events. It's only one of the defining problems of humanity. I'm smart, but fucking a, I'm not theordore manswell over here.
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molluscum contagiosum or HPV on the stomach? nice!
http://www.ngtv.com/?clipIdNum=41951325001
interview with tucker max and actor Matt Czy. You can tell Matt absolutely can't stand tucker's shit anymore and is embarrassed to be seen with him. funny stuff!
where is this BrianH posts on that board? i don't see anything in the beer in hell thread
nvm i see it in the intro section
Tucker seemed to be pissed in the ngtv clip when the guy called Tucker a douche!
Based on Matt Czuchry's body language and facial expressions during that interview, it does seem as though he thinks that Tucker is a piece of shit.
9:06
I lol'd in mah pants. Good one.
Got the script, the moment it was in my hands I could literally smell the shit stink on the pages. No wonder no studio would touch this thing based on the script and they have to do distribution this way (IE, the way that will just barely earn them the right to say that their movie went to theaters instead of accepting that it was meant to go directly to DVD)
The script was fucking awful. Don't get me wrong, I loved his book, but this movie is just a few of the stories loosely tied together by the larger story of his friend getting married and using the bachelor party as an excuse to tie the stories together in the most half assed and unimaginative way conceivable.
There is literally no reason for this movie to exist. There is no theme, there is no character arc, there is no story. It's just a random series of events loosely strung together. It's as if these guys never even heard of structure or character arcs or ANYTHING ABOUT HOW TO WRITE A FUCKING SCREENPLAY!
This guy seriously thought that his meaningless stories would transfer into a feature length film without having the knowledge of what makes a feature length film different than one note joke stories. The screenplay sucked harder than anything else I read this summer and this movie will be sure to be just as bad, if not worse.
"Fuck You Tucker Max, We won't watch your stupid fucking excuse for a movie!
currently at 24 or so percent on Rotten Tomatoes, BUT real entertainment magazines Variety, Entertainment Weekly and at least one other "Top Critic" sing its praises...
i have followed the production blog of this film for over a year and, if anyone wants a candid backstage look at producing a large scale indie, look no further than Tucker's movie production blog...
^^^ Bullshit. The 'top critic' percentage on RT is 36%, and the Entertainment Weekly guy is known for giving good reviews to bad films. Just type 'Owen Gleiberman' into Wikipedia if you don't believe me.
As for Tucker's blog, that mishmash of random facts and snippets of real information is no more a real 'backstage look' at moviemaking, than this blog is. It's just random odds and ends (why is there a video about a steadicam operator, but no video about professional film editing? Why does he explain what one job is, but not what the other one is?), and for every entry that actually tells the reader something worth knowing, there's like three entries saying something about how 'the die has been cast, the cards are on the table', etc. Just try mapping a beginning-to-end sketch of how a movie gets made with that retarded excuse for a 'production blog'.
the problem with rottentomato is they get obsucre critics from shit town cities. of course they aren't going to get tucker max stories. it's like people drink wine and cheese and laugh at cat videos and shit. YOU gotta admit the TRAILER was funny EVEN if you don't like tucker max.
1 more thing before i head to bed. Nils can still make it as a screenwriter in hollywood. tucker has a bad reputation now and probably will never make a sequel much less another movie, but he still has his book coming out soon. But Nils people don't know of him like Tucker. Comedies are BIG right now, look at frickin TINA FEY, ROLE MODELS, YEAR ONE. Hollywood is ALWAYS looking for good writers and Nils saved that project.
uhh, nils saved what? the whole thing was a cinematic abortion. in what was was anything saved? and the trailer sucked. real talk.
I'm so sick of all these Tucker messageboard douches trying to find a home around the internet. They're all flooding onto Freak Safari trying to act like nothing happened.
SORRY FOOLS! You had your chance to be a part of something special, but you wanted to stay with daddy.
You homeless fags. Your punishment for kissing the ass of a douchebag is that you have to EARN your way onto an actually good forum.
Idiot board is exactly like rmmb. The same douchey posters being mean to people who can't defend themselves ... I'm not impressed
Ok I'm gonna spill what I know
-brianh didn't deserve the callout but he was and is a self serving fella who acts like he knows a lot more than he does
- ever had someone from the board contact you at a personal address? Mods used to dig up every piece of info on certain posters and share it on mods and members board+ if you were female and posted a lot, they definitely tracked your ip, googled the shit out of you, bragged about fucking yu if you were hot and mocked you if you were fat
- big secret... Tucker, the one you hate, was the only one I never heard mock someone behind their back... He also never harassed any of the board girls and was respectful even to those outed as ugly
- nice mods who didn't fuck with your personal shit were slf dch boozy midgetbigot donika
- mods who would and did fuckwith your shit drex geigs gris caudacus scooteh captcapital
- in the early days... Everyone tried to phone sex everyone else regardless of them saying they never got that involved with board people.... I'm looming at you jojo
- only two people could read your pm's on the new boards because of an incident where multiple people read everyones pm's on old board
- nils was a lame kiss ass douchebag when he first joined...
- tucker was very tolerable and funny prior to the book... The bunny shit is what see.ed to throw him off his game
- tucker was respectful of a lot of secrets... Hookups suicides meltdowns... He was the most forgiving mod and his original mods were equally respectful
- more than one board abortion
- multiple board arrests
- the majority of people on there were really good peopl..
- tucker's callouts^od others were usually encouraged by a few asshole mods who stirred the pot
- tuxkers friends were all pretty reapectdul
Let this be the end of drunken revelations until I decide if I want to share more specifics. Just think you all should know that just bc asshole tuck is gone from board doesn't mean the]ssholes won't still dominate
The shit they did would beprosectuable in some states as harassment and stalking... Some of those same peoplart hh new board
Beware
-hater revelator
You didn't actually reveal anything that a long time poster wouldn't already know. That was kinda lame. At least Brianh had some real gossip.
no one cares about your 'insider memories' of tucker's board, you mutant. go to theidiotbored.com(sic) and post there.
that said, tucker did make a funny. he was being interviewed at http://www.ngtv.com/?clipIdNum=41951325001 and the interviewer called him a douche. i think the interviewer did background research, found this site, and was referencing that, subtly. and i think tucker, when he hears 'douche', knows there are 14071 posts on this site calling him a douche, so he was a bit taken aback by that. then tucker said something really funny. he said 'did i just get called a douche by someone who looks like LMFAO (they're a black hipster band). it was a funny comment because the guy does look like LMFAO, except tucker's timing was about 20 seconds too late. it was a fail quip. he might as well emailed the retort back, because the hesitation made the funny negligible. tucker's personality is not suited for real time. it's suited for message boards and text documents that he can ponder over and edit later.
here is how tucker would have written it:
so there i was, fucking this crippled model. i couldn't believe what my dick was doing to her. then i got the call. NGTV WANTED ME IMMEDIATELY. i dominated the fuck out of that show. the interviewer tried to call me out, i didnt even hear what he said, and i yelled 'TIME OUT. MOTHERFUCKER OVER HERE LOOKING LIKE "LMFAO" IS TALKING SHIT? NIGGA PLEASE!
i am not kidding,, the whole crew was HYSTERICAL. they had to stop fucking taping because their laughter was causing reverberation in the boom mics. People - do NOT email me about the model i was fucking. more on this later.
what really happened:
interviewer: you are a douche
*interview continues*
*20 seconds later*
tucker: you look like LMFAO and you called me a douche?
*interviewer nods and continues talking*
-ryan holiday's intern
Guarantee you most people knew none of that shit and I was inspired because brianh is steady dropping old knowledge as supposed revelations on the idiot board
Specifics? Ask questions.
How many police reports were filed against mods for spreading around information and "providing opportunity for potential personal harm"
Which male mods sucked one another off on a dare
How many mods impregnated board chicks
As far as I know four mods. All have herpes from the same girl and they don't know the others got burned too
Darko threatening tucker with legal actions over his posts and chewing his shit o er his last meltdow
Thw many suicidal and parasuicidal faces of bunny
Which board members attempted suicide immediately fo..owing board harass.ent
Which mod says hw graduated but didn't and admitted itin drunken tears st tanked for the troops..
Which members jobs were contacting by mods with information about thee posting at work activity
don't worry about those ppl, they are still defending tug bc to admit his failure would be a criticism of themselves. keep the stories comin! let's create a new literary genre, an internet revolution and shit.
wait. what did brianh say???? THIS IS THE 1ST I've heard of it. He was one of the more intelligent posters imo. I was sorta pissed they closed down without warning us. I had a couple cool stuff saved there.
contacting the jobs of board members they disagree with? that's pretty low... and psychotic.
That's why I'm fighting drunknaps so I can share. People need to know the idiot board ismt any better than rmmb. The worst shit that was done on that boardqas not sanctioned by tucker. In fact he frrquemtly yelled at them for dumb shit that could get them all in trouble
who the FUCK cares about the personal/electronic lives of any mods? they are douchebags. no one fucking cares. go fall onto a bed of aids needles you creep
@4:11
You must be one of the mods who sucked another mod's junk.
Touchy aren't you?
I'm interested in the new poster. Carry on young drunk one.
Bunny, if you knew all this, why didn't you speak up? Especially of they were stalking women...
Great... I wake up in the morning to find the same drunk dumb fuck posting 15 times pretending to be 5 people but really having a conversation with himself.
Nope. At least 2 people because I'm one of those posters and I'm not the drunk one.
I'm all three of you, and I'm talking to myself.
Link to where BrianH posted that. I don't see it.
Yes, do not shun the dirt disher. But to Dirt Disher: either dish out some more names to go with those speculations, or don't bother. What do you have to lose?
the only thing worse than tucker max are his fanboys. here they are, giving you an inside look into their electronic lives... what i'm trying to say is...
the only thing worse than tucker max are his fanboys. here they are, giving you an inside look into their electronic lives... what i'm trying to say is...
I say, this Tucker Max fellow. Bit of a douchebag, what? Pip pip.
Let him post what he wants, it's not like any of you are saying anything funny.
Thanks, hater revelator.
Please continue; I am interested in learning more.
-Grant
^^ Agreed. Besides, isn't the whole point of abandoned blog to expose how much of a douche Tucker is? And how is some dude spilling the beans of the goin' ons over at the old board any worse than other people digging up any other dirt about this dude to expose him as a hack? Who gives a fuck either way? If it's entertaining to read, let him dish it out.
THE KOALA WONT STOP MAKE IT STOP IT ITCHES IT ITCHES IN MY EARS WHY DOES IT WEAR THE YELLOW PAJAMAS WHY
I have a butt and it makes funny noises when my stomach's upset.
@ IFTBAHSATF
Got pics? And how many tattoos? I'll still nail her, even she is sub-human for fucking Tucker.
Ok. So. Over/under on how long before Miz LaMacchia divorces her husband?
Or will she decide that with her face he's better than nothing, and to hang on?
hater revelator:
Good job mate! As for the complainers: fuck the fucking fuckers! We're on here because we read Tucker's stories and some of the board happenings, so obviously everyone is at least marginally interested on the goings on, especially if the tidbits are juicy.
Pray tell, what the fuck is Kung Fu Mike's problem? He was a piece of shit on the board, and a whiny little bitch on myspace.
Why is no one pasting BrianH's gossip here? You can't register for that board by phone. :(
I added some quotes and made some changes, per people's suggestions.
I personally am not that interested in ripping anyone to shreds, but I think keeping a record of what was said is important.
If other people are willing to spend more time, I did set this up:
http://wiki.quotabletuckermax.com/
It is slow because the ISP is cheap, but again, it won't get deleted. I imagine something similar to Caseypedia, if you know who Casey Serin is.
I have never set up a wiki before, so if there are any problems, send an email.
I would be extremely surprised if people still care about this guy after 2 weeks, but you never know!
- quotable tucker max
"the problem with rottentomato is they get obsucre critics from shit town cities. of course they aren't going to get tucker max stories. it's like people drink wine and cheese and laugh at cat videos and shit. YOU gotta admit the TRAILER was funny EVEN if you don't like tucker max."
Have to admit? No we don't. The trailer SUCKED.
All you idiots writing "I now need to change my underwear after watching that trailer. Great job Tucker and Nils. You nailed it!"
Really? You need to change underwear from watching the IHTSBIH trailer?
Castles made of sand, melt slowly into the sea...
Wow it's so nice to see people perpetuating my name still after all these years.
Just figured I'd plug the movie here:
http://ihopetheyservebeerinhell.com/
Go see it if you haven't yet. It's awesome.
^
I'll just wait for the DVD, Tucker.
Which I'll upload for everyone to watch, for free.
/\ /\ /\
NOOO! That is his plan! The WOM will spread like wildfire! Revolution!
"Why is no one pasting BrianH's gossip here? You can't register for that board by phone. :('
Yeah. If you can cut and paste some stuff that would be great. I'm not giving any of those idiots my email
Alright, which mods sucked each other off?
^^ Yeah, where's the fucking dirt?
And yeah copy and paste some of BrainH's diatribes; I'd like to see what that dude says, especially with his slight praising of Tucker and his new film.
I registered at idiot board and I'll quote some of the things being said here shortly.
I'm on mobile now so I can't access it, but I think he said soylent green was a truck driver, not a marine. Don't know if there's anything better than that.
Gris is indeed griffin from that horrible blog, and he's still a fucking moron.
I gave them the same fake email I gave the rmmb.
Yeah, as much as I dislike Tucker, some of his hangers-on are far more nauseating and repellent. What about that one guy, Wahoo? Anybody have that motherfucker's real name? Please, any and all real names/work places/home addresses of asshole stalker mods need to be posted here. To be honest, I grimaced when people were doing it with pwj and jojo, who were, all things considered, fairly civil, but the rest of these assholes? Open season as far as I'm concerned.
I fucked the bunny and her sister...? ATF?
I don't recall ever seeing people stalking or trading significant personal information of posters on the mod board.
As for the "dirt" apparently being promised, I think you all would be disappointed. Most of the recent mods don't even really know each other.
Gris' blog is awfully bad. I just read a bunch of entries.
I still don't think he was a bad mod. I don't recall him ever banning anyone outright or starting a bunch of shit. I've said before, I PM'd him when I was banned for a bullshit reason by one of the cunt mods on the Tucker board. His response was basically that he doesn't care for drama one way or the other and that I'd best let it go and wait out the three days.
I'd hoped to be unbanned but in retrospect it was pretty fair. Aside from flaming ballsack, he played it low key and didn't harass anyone. A lot like the Savage Henry mod.
"I don't recall ever seeing people stalking or trading significant personal information of posters on the mod board."
Lies! Lies! Lies! The mods are all involved in intercontinental sex slavery rings! They mule coke across the Mexican border! They're in the pay of the KGB! They hacked Tucker's accounts and stole 90% of his webvertising revenues! They're evil! Evil I tell you! LIES! I'm posting about this on idiotboard. More on this later. Don't email me.
Tucker flatters himself thinking that we're all obsessed with him. It gives him pleasure to believe that we're bitter about our mediocre lives, and want him to fail because he boldly lives to the fullest, pursuing his dreams, refusing to follow the path society has marked for him.
He does not realize that we're just a random sampling of Internet People: creepy basement-dwellers, average students, corporate slaves, small business owners, successful millionaires and any other type of person who uses the internet united by a simple thing: Our love of laughing at Internet Retards.
You share our love, Tucker. If it weren't you, you'd be laughing alongside us. You have engaged in this same pastime with many other e-douchebags: DiMeo, Starchaser, whatever idiot happenned to make a fool of himself on your board... You'll agree it's a highly enjoyable way to pass the time.
Your case, I have to admit, has proven to be one of the best yet. Your delusions were some of the biggest yet seen. Their force and mass were such that you managed to convince intelligent, talented people that you indeed were a genius, worth working for and following.
Seeing that whole perception fall apart, seeing Matt who seemed eager to work with you be unable to look you in the eye afterward, read how Gosse condescends and how he has no respect left for you is quite funny.
You talked the talk. You talked shit about Judd Apatow, talking about his self-indulgent movies and echo-chamber of sycophants, and claimed you wouldn't fall in that trap. You talked about your script, with groundbreaking dialogs and characters, hilarious in an entirely new way, politically incorrect, the complete opposite of the usual hollywood crap. Best of all, you said Troy Duffy was your "do not do" manual for hollywood. Seeing you not just fail to live up to your claims, but actually doing exactly what you said you wouldn't, and never realize it, that's pretty funny as well.
Seeing how the world around your sycophants -nay-, your worshipers collapses. How you lash out against everyone around you for your failures, how the mask of a bold visionary falls and reveals a mediocre douchebag to everyone but yourself, the trickle of insider information that displays the extent of your falsity and insecurity (and of those around you), that's just hilarious.
We'll stick around for a while and see if there's any entertainment left out of this. Then we'll move on to the next amusing thing. There's always something on the internet.
Why is it so amusing to us? Hell if I know, but you should see it too, you share our sense of humor. At the very least you should be glad that you've been funny once again after you wrote a couple of funny stories on a blog a bunch of years ago.
"They hacked Tucker's accounts and stole 90% of his webvertising revenues!"
10,000 pesos?!?! Those bastards!
11:21...brilliant.
11:21: That was a very well thought-out diatribe. Bravo.
who the FUCK cares about MODs or posters on tucker's board? get the fuck out of here you fucking retards
C is for Cookie, that's good enough for me.
@ 11:21
Bravo!
WHY PAJAMAS WHY YELLOW WHY THAT YELLOW OH GOD WHY
I cant honestly believe you people think mods sat around looking up posters personal IP, what site they visited etc etc.... think about running tmmb and handling all the bullshit posted every minute. FYI a movie was being made. YOU are all not important enough to spy on SERIOUSLY
Rule 6 from tuckers website forum,
“6. BE YOURSELF. Do not lie, pose, front–whatever. No one will look down on you for being a nerd or gay or something else I am not, but everyone will hate you if you lie. Don’t do it.”
you can say he was a douche or asshole but that's why people hate him. He told the truth even if it was ugly and unattractive. TRY LIVING your own LIVES that way bitches
How are there still people defending him? HOW??? Do you seriously think of Tucker as honest?
At times like these I remember George Carlin. Half the population is dumber than the average person.
ps read 11:21. That's why he was fun to mock. No profound reason.
Would you like some cheese for that whine?
"He told the truth even if it was ugly and unattractive."
WTH? No. He didn't. That's the point. That's what the discussion here and on IMDB and the script reader's and gawker and other places has been pointing out, for years.
There's no point in coming in here and mouthing off in defiance of facts everyone has seen and worn the t-shirt for.
Guys, I'm telling the truth about everything, honest. If you don't believe me, just ask me.
Where's the police report from the donut shop, Tucker?
What's the name of the firm that made the eight-figure offer on your script, Tucker?
Where's the tape from your buddy in the closet, Tucker?
Where's the iphone app for your movie, Tucker?
Why does the Chicago minor league hockey team not have any record of you assaulting their mascot, Tucker?
Why does the midget's roommate say you never had sex with said midget, Tucker?
Why does the hotel chain not have any record of you shitting their lobby, Tucker?
Why is Assholes Finish First's release date September 2008, Tucker?
Tucker has not told the truth. He has never made a practice of telling the truth. That was one of his biggest lies.
Dude, it's all coming. Trust me. I've just been really busy, but it's all on the way. When it finally gets here all of you are gonna see how revolutionary my story/truth telling really is. I'll change the world. Honest.
how much were the mods paid by rudius for working there?
They were paid with Tucker's undying respect, obviously.
Honestly, I'm glued to this comment section. This is some of the funniest shit I've read in a long while. Keep up the good work!
"how much were the mods paid by rudius for working there?"
Mods were not paid. I suppose some of the ones who were Rudius employees might have made something, but it wasn't for moderating the message board.
"how much were the mods paid by rudius for working there?"
Mods were not paid. I suppose some of the ones who were Rudius employees might have made something, but it wasn't for moderating the message board.
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Question for one of the other assholes who's so bored he's reading the idiot board for this alleged juicy insider gossip: where the fuck are these posts?
Dude, I really fucking respect everything you do, and being a mod on my board is a really great opportunity to get your foot in the door on the revolutionary business opportunities I'll be creating as I take on those idiots in Hollywood.
In all seriousness, that's exactly what Griffin did, and he admits it: he became a mod as a way of hanging around Tucker and keeping his nose pressed against, uh, the door, so that the moment there was the slightest opening for an utterly talentless hack of a warmbody that they could've filled with an illegal Mexican halfwit instead, they got the likes of Griffin and Hoehn, because the illegal Mexican halfwit would've at least had the sense to negotiate being paid a decent amount of cash up front.
OK, so I signed up on the idiotboard.com. I wrote a post in the I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell thread and backed up a guy, that said Tucker Max should be discussed. A bunch of Mods/Sycophants/Pussy Lackeys emerged out of the woodwork to attack him and me both.
Then I made a long post very respectfully defending my stance and said that at least one thread should be dedicated to Tucker Max's failure, since THAT IS THE REASON THAT THE NEW PIECE OF SHIT BOARD EXISTS IN THE FIRST PLACE!! Obviously I didn't use those words, I was careful to be very respectful just to rob them of a reason to delete me. Too bad I lost the post, or I would repost it here...
Predictably, my new post was deleted within MINUTES. The mod who banned me was nettdata, a 40 year old nevertheless. Back to the good old RMMB tactics. This is the reply I received in my inbox:
"Dude.
I deleted your last post, because it's a pile of shit.
I'm a new mod, not invested in anything Tucker.
Put away your tinfoil hat... there's no conspiracy. And nobody KNOWS anything, it's all just BS speculation, which we don't care to see spewed all over our nice new boards.
If you want to talk shit about Tucker or his failure, do it somewhere else.
If you want to intelligently discuss his movie, do so in the forum.
It's simple, really."
Sound familiar?
These fags deleted my post! Again, back to the good old RMMB tactics.
This is HILARIOUSLY revealing.
The "NEW" mods on the IdiotBoard.com are probably the same Tucker loyalists from the RMMB. These sycophants faggots still can't let go of their daddy idol! What kind of a low self-esteem lackey defends somebody who has repeatedly spat on you?
If this new board has "nothing to do with Tucker," then why go through the trouble of deleting posts about him???
I would not be surprised if Max himself created that board, acting like he separated himself from the movement, just to blow the heat off. Think about it: Would Tucker link to a place that he had no control over? The control freak who banned 100s of people for simply speaking the truth? Of course not, his WEAK ass ego would not allow it.
There should be NO MERCY and no EMPATHY for Tucker Max or anybody who defends him through these truth-repressive strategies. They deserve everything they get.
Tucker is a virus that infects truth and corrupts it. His message of intolerance for truth has spawned and will continue to reproduce. That is why I hate Max. Not because he is a douche, not because he is a narcissistic asshole, not because of his grand claims that amounted to a pile of shit worth NEGATIVE $11 million.
NO, that was just entertaining. But the reason why I hate him, is because he has kidnapped the minds of normal, harmlessly insecure douchebags, and turned them into mini-Tuckers.
If I see Tucker in person, I will punch him in the face and then shake his hand. Punch him because of what he has created, shake his hand because of how educational his pitiful existence has been.
- realness
@ 12:17
I'm there, but this shit isn't "tell all," like drunk poster dude said. Most of this shit BrianH said people already know. Here's all he's said:
"DCH isn't just while, he's translucent. I mean hell, he's a [expletive deleted]... it doesn't get more cracker than that.
Ah yes, SoylentGreeen, my favorite Marine Sniper. I mean truck driver."
Response to someone asking what happened to Soylent Green:
"He was a poser, just like Reaper. Never served a day in any Recon unit, let alone Force Recon, and was not a Scout Sniper. His job was as a truck driver."
Talking about Smurfette's tits:
"Some people had real deal pictures of her that floated around the mod board.
Seriously, I loved those fucking titties until I saw those pictures. I wish I could unsee them so very, very badly."
and
"Maybe so, but her face was FUBAR. She looked like something out of the Jim Henson studio."
Cont'd:
In response to a post about Artemis:
"I dated a crazy girl from the board for a while, who decided to break up with me right around the time of the BrianH callout and go live with Proctor. I remember getting a phone call from her one afternoon; Proctor, tired of her shit, had handcuffed her to the banister before going to work.
Awesome."
About his call out thread:
"I think that callout, while not my favorite RMMB moment (for obvious reasons), was certainly the most valuable.
It's been five years, and a lot of things have changed since then, but that was my first real exposure to how powerful a spin machine could be. I remember reading that thread at work, and reading a drama... starring me... that I had no recollection of living. Sure, there was a factual base, even things I had written (mostly in jest), but they were pieced together in such an artful way that it painted a COMPLETELY different picture from what I thought I had experienced. A friend of mine asking me to help him write silly TV show treatments became "stealing material". Writing sarcastic private messages became "brazen maneuvering". Asking Nils to help edit what I had written became "recruiting Nils to work against him". Being hung-over and strung out on Red Bull became "coked out of his mind".
I was a 23 year old douche bag, and acted as such. Was I a maneuvering, spineless liar? No. Does that mean I'm proud of the person I was back then? Absolutely not; my personality was a train wreck. No matter how innocuous my intentions and actions had been, I learned a powerful lesson about the value of perception vs. reality that I carry with me to this day, and that has helped me an immense amount in my current professional.
So for that, RMMB, I thank you.
As an aside, it's funny that I still get the occasional hate mail from that thread."
About Reaper375:
"
Joined: Tue Oct 20, 2009 4:06 am
Posts: 13 An interesting tidbit about the Reaper375 saga that was never really published:
It came out recently that Reaper was not just lying about going to Iraq with Blackwater, but that he was never even an Army Ranger to begin with. Never served one day as an infantryman of any sort. He did, however, serve as a drummer in the Army Band.
Think about that for a second: he convinced not just the RMMB, but the members of a well known Special Operations messageboard that he was a Ranger literally for YEARS. He knew all of these guys in real life, and had crafted such an expert alternate persona that he had deceived multiple members of Ranger Regiment. I still have trouble wrapping my head around it."
Replying to a question about the authenticity of the material on SoupSandwich:
"Yep, it was all lies, just like his little hidden "I'm going to Iraq and might die" bullshit. Most of those stories were amalgams of incidents he had either heard about from other Rangers or read on other websites.
I won't go into the details of how he was finally outed, but there were a lot of people who had forgiven his Iraq transgressions and were helping him with other demons (an addiction to Vicodin, among other things) and found out he was a fraud. Needless to say, they are much more thorough in their vetting these days."
There are some tidbits of entertaining/revealing things there, but overall I didn't feel much of this stuff was necessary to post since most everyone here probably already knows it. But, viola.
Nettdata also deleted bullet number 2 from this guy's post. Apparently only selective call-outs are funny, some need to be buried in total blackness. Probably for the children.
***************
Well, two great moments stand out for me on the old TMMB/RMMB.
1. The Cloud Starchaser thread. Cloud and the whole Heroic Destiny Squad was brilliant... crackin' beers with Nepalanese ambassadors and Tibetan monks, all in the name of world peace and righteous hangovers. Loved the name Clapton von Hendrix III. High point was Cloud putting down KungFu Mike outside a bar in New York. Cloud had Mike pinned to the ground, screaming "You're my bitch Mike! You're my bitch!" Slarvey kindly coaxed Cloud off of Mike that it had gone far enough and was over. Cloud gets up, Mike gets up and throws a head butt. Slarvey later posts on the board that Cloud did have Mike in a headlock, but Mike reversed it. In one of his few displays of wisdom (having noticed Cloud's cameraman) Mike stays quiet online. A few days later, Cloud posts a video of the fight and reveals Slarvey to be a massive reconstructionist of the truth.
2. The IHTSBIH movie call-out. Really, that whole folder had a brief, vainglorious existence like the Yamato, a beast of the high seas who's life ended without air cover, being dive bombed and torpedoed from every direction. For the BIH part of the board, Tucker's hyperbole, exaggeration and ignorance was rolled into one magnificent display of puffery, bravado and hollow pontifications. Some of those threads were filled with agonizing moments like Tucker belittling his own fans, legitimate queries being mocked by mods and Hollywood posters such as Biscuits having insightful posts deleted because they weren't "on topic" enough. In the end, with all genuine, truthful discussion having been suppressed, there was Tucker on the bridge of his sinking ship, screaming about some Harvard twit and her interview. What a colossal shit storm of dumb-fuckery and douchebaggery. What a way to die. The loss of RMMB was nothing more than a karma beat-down from the universe.
Moderation on that board is going to be worse now and already they chose old mods that were the biggest dicks on tmmb. Even without TM they are all still fighting over who gets to suck his midget cock
HAH! Honestly, I can't get enough of you guys. What a bunch of nerds. If any of you actually had a social life you'd realize that people do what I do every fucking day. It's so funny to see you social retards refusing to believe that EVERYDAY FUCKING COMMON EVENTS of my life are possible real. I bet you all looove the hangover right? I bet you think that's how cool people actually party don't you? You think that good parties are a bunch of hijinks and yet refuse to believe that what I write in my stories and show in my movie is possible. HAHAHAHAHA! Let me give you a tip: Cool people in real life do what I show and talk the way I talk. That's where half of the funny shit comes from! Fucking words! Just speaking up your mind and putting idiots and poseurs in their place! It's funny on so many levels that you don't get the humor in the movie! You'd fucking be verbally devastated if you hung around the bars me and my friends go to. You don't have to believe me, just watch how I act in real life! Go watch my interviews and you'll see that I'm just as I portray myself in the stories and movie! Like the one at Opie&Anthony! I tear those idiots a new one! Oh, but I bet you won't get my subtle jabs, you won't get how profound and devastating my insults are! It makes sense, those retards didn't realize that I had totally obliterated them after they stopped rolling the cameras. But don't worry, I'll sue for libel and they'll have to admit that they straight up LIED about what happenned! I didn't look at them when I left because I felt sort of bad for destroying their soul! It reminded me of the times I totally annihilated the kids in high school that tried to make fun of me, and brought back some demons I thought I had left behind. This is all so funny on so many levels! You should look up "cognitive dissonance" on wikipedia, and try to get a fucking life!
Yeah, Reaper, that was the guy. Funny thing, I never had an account on that board, and only read it very intermittently - like once every six months or so at the time - and that was the week I chose to drop in. That was funny. I was laughing more at them for being taken in, though - you hang around enough nerdy online gamers for long enough, you get exposed to this sort of lie a lot more often. I've seen "boo hoo my [x] died, giev me sympathy goodies plz" or even "hi i am not thsi poster but their [girlfriend|parent|whatever] and am sorry to report they died" on far too many occasions and way too often it's been faked up. Anytime I see big drama announcements on a message board I assume it's a lie till proven otherwise.
RoyOfCA was one of the few that was real. Rest in peace, Roy. You were one of the best starpilots in the galaxy, a cunning warrior, and a good friend.
I can't say much more but Tucker has been trying to appease his book publisher with stories about the film production, like an expose' behind the scenes type of thing. But his investors don't want him talking about it because of the DVD sales to recoup some money.
@ 12:38
When did that Reaper call out happen?
this site's comments are here, newest first http://tuckermaxfaildouchebag-shutdown.blogspot.com/
ATF = and their friends.
Re Bunny pics & tattoo question: no compromising pics of her or her sister, and even if I had them, why publish them? As fucked up as Erin is personally, she certainly doesn't warrant further humiliation of that sort. Marnie? Sure, if I had them I'd probably post them. She is so dumb that she would likely think them a complement.
The messageboard dying may be the best thing that could happen to Erin---less of Tucker's influence in her life, hopefully. No idea if he still calls her 50x a day, just for reassurance/control.
As to the tattoo question--she had a couple--on her shoulder and maybe her ass? Fuck, this was like 5-6 years ago---I can't barely remember the name/face of most of the girls in Chicago I slept with post college, much less what their individual tattoos were.
Let it die: no matter how much of an insufferable bitch Erin may have been on the messageboard, that time is past & we are talking about someone who is really emotionally damaged---why cause her more pain?
"Moderation on that board is going to be worse now and already they chose old mods that were the biggest dicks on tmmb. Even without TM they are all still fighting over who gets to suck his midget cock"
None of those people were previously mods.
^^ they seem to be upholding the fine RMMB traditions though: DELETE and BAN. So it doesn't matter. Same Tucker Max dick, different ass this time
I have no personal problem with Bunny; I think she's an OK person at heart. I'm sure all this would be best for her. I just wanna have sex with her.
"I just wanna have sex with her."
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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