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Tucker Max's face, meet Megan ******'s hand
Megan was discussing ball shaving with a nice man at a tailgate. Good start to this story;) NE ways, Tucker Max was also at the tailgate and started talking shit to Megan (he obviously thought she was a hot girl who would sleep w/ him if acted like an asshole, and he was showing off in front of his buddies). Megan hit him on the arm, and he said that meant Megan wanted to fuck him because if she hit him in the face, then he'd know she was mad. She then dissed his elastic waistband (yes, he was wearing elastic waistband shorts, what is he, 12?), and he said "its so stupid bitch whores like you can suck my dick without any confusion." So she slapped him in the face!!!
Tucker threw his drink at her, Candice threw her drink at Tucker with lightning fast reflexes, then he proceeded to grab Megan by her hair and hit her in the face with his pathetically small hands. With a bruised face, and a bruised ego, he took his shriveled penis back to his buddies.
In Tucker Max's own words, "My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole." Oh, and he hits girls.
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«Oldest ‹Older 11801 – 12000 of 15918 Newer› Newest»One emotion I felt most often during the tour was pity. That someone relatively intelligent, educated, would have to wake up one morning and write a piece like this. Talk about a reach for your revolver moment. It just seems like it would be the worst thing ever. He might be a best-selling author, but he was compelled, unlike everyone else, to squeeze out a rationalization for what was objectively an embarrassing failure.
Damn, tucker's being a prick today. the numbers must be pretty bad from yesterday.
@12:30
You gave me lols with " fuck, this whole internet sucks."
Thanks
I suspect "Beer in Hell" had a sizable dip yesterday. If that's the case, Tucker's going to have a hard time putting a spin on those numbers. He hates his fan base for following those numbers, and not his lies.
Anyone notice that jojo has unapologetically masculine as his sig?
For those who missed it that is how tuck described himself to carson daly
"Anyone notice that jojo has unapologetically masculine as his sig?'
I thought that was pretty funny as well. Its hard to say whether jojo is f'ing with tucker during this whole exchange with redgoose, or whether he seriously is trying to say that strippers are just the regular people he hangs out and socializes with and that he could just as soon find himself sitting down on the back patio shooting the breeze with a stripper as the stock broker. I think he is f'ing with Tucker and is secretly enjoying watching Tucker implode.
Also, redgoose is not letting go. he just edited his post to include Tucker's own quote about how strippers are always in an altered state and are damaged goods.
Tugger's movie made $43,244 on Wednesday. I guess it is holding steady at a low level at the box office. Is that a good daily box office take for his movie?
http://www.popeater.com/2009/09/23/tucker-max-popeater-interview-spencer-pratt/
tucker max = spencer pratt
ryan holidouche = heidi
Here is Tugger on Carson Daly's show: http://www.nbc.com/Last_Call_with_Carson_Daly/video/clips/tucker-max/1162133/
In that clip, Tugger claims that he wrote his "Sushi Pants" story the morning after it happened while he was hung over. Isn't that a lie? I thought he had previously claimed that he dictated his stories to a recorder long after they had happened.
Tucker's response to a fan with a legitimate criticism of this film abortion (namely, how a bitter misanthrope could fall in love with a stripper) buried underneath mounds of sugary praise:
"You are filling in blanks the wrong way. You are assuming that they are in love, when its was never said. You are assuming she has a stable home life, when its not addressed. You are assuming all kinds of shit that is not there, and you are trying to critique the movie based on your straw men and NOT what is there.
That is something that many many people are doing with this movie that is bullshit--they are bringing their OWN issues to it, and imputing things on it that are not there. This movie doesn't make judgments about the behaviors of the characters--it just shows them as they are, good and bad. It doesn't paint pretty neat pictures and it doesn't wrap everything up in a nice clean little package. It's not supposed to, and for the intellectually lazy, that is going to be upsetting. You have to THINK to get many parts of this movie.
Furthermore, the movie requires ZERO suspension of disbelief for any normal, socialized man. Not only is it realistic, I've picked up strippers exactly like Lara. Many times. Shit, not only that, BUT THE REAL FUCKING SLINGBLADE HAS DONE IT ALSO. It's a fucking joke that a. you would tell me what the person this character is based on would do, and b. you think you know someone like that. You don't. You and your friends are just angry shitheads who would actually do hate women because women don't talk to them. That is NOT Drew or SlingBlade.
You are not a normal socialized man, you clearly have no concept of what strippers are like or what they can be like. Most are fucked up. Most does not = all. Again, quoting my own work back at me like you are an anthropologist is proof of the fact you don't have a life of your own to draw these experience from.
Don't respond to this. You aren't smart enough to post on this thread. Interacting here is not a right, it is a privilege, and you have lost yours by being obtuse and annoying.
And worst of all, wrong."
--DOUCHE!!!! DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE!!!!!!!!!
Jojo: Here's another thing that I've asked and never gotten an answer to (maybe you've read something else and had better luck): What are these movies and who are the characters in them that your characters are so much like?
Tucker: Of course I haven't gotten an answer. There are none. They skip the questions they can't answer.
Dude, the same thing happened with my book when it came out, just on a smaller scale. There is not one single insult that people have levied at the movie that wasn't levied at the book by someone, somewhere. People even said the book wasn't as funny or edgy as the website!! Same shit, different people. And the result will eventually be the same: Big hit.
In my wildest dreams I could not have ever thought up the end of Tucker Max in any shape or form when compared against his self destruction going on right now.
Biscuits is back!
"You may not live in a reality like mine, but I do." -- Tucker max
Instant classic.
Biscuits, I want to be your stripper wife.
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Dude, if you don't think Todd Phillips is a prototypical Hollywood nerd, we live in very very different realities.
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Except I know Todd, I'm not just making assumptions about him. So I dunno. I guess we do live in very different realities.
biscuits is posting again, fuckeroo actually deleted his last post, lol.
Dear Tucker,
I can't believe we are having this conversation again. How many times have I written to you here? How many times have you read my words? Have any of them sunk into your conscious mind? Anything?
At your core, you are absolutely not this hideous asshole you are showing in these moments. You have a tender heart that breaks at some of the silliest and stupidest tiny things. You feel a full range of emotions. In fact, I know for a fact you feel them more deeply than most people.
It's this fucking outer shell you've built around yourself that is the problem. It's about 33 years thick and tough as steel. Now, though, it doesn't seem like your content with just protecting yourself and keeping others at a distance, you are hiding advanced weaponry behind your armor and shooting daggers in every direction.
Dude, you're hurting a lot of civilians. You are taking out people who have not intended you any harm. You've done this in the past, the lashing out at random, but usually, you were at least a tiny bit justified. Or, at the very least, it was understandable why you would want to push specific people away. Right now, though, you are pushing everyone away.
You've got to get it together. You have got to stop being this raging lunatic. You can't be all caps crazy and expect people to offer you an ounce of respect. You have to learn to take criticism as if it were a gift. It's like getting socks for Christmas; you don't want them, but they come in handy.
I care about you Tucker. So many people genuinely care about you. Our heart breaks for you that your life fucking sucks so hard all of the time. Yes, you bring a lot of it on yourself but that doesn't make it any easier for anyone to watch. We all just want you to be happy and healthy. We want you to get help and be well.
Your pain is tangible right now. Disappointed over a lost dream and fighting tooth and nail not to let it go; I'm sure the haterz posts are not making it any easier for you to mourn your loss. Still, you have got to fucking take a step away and look at the larger picture.
cont
1. you are Tucker Max, you always find a way out of shit, this time will be no different, you don't need to be cruel to all of these people, focus on yourself and it will be ok
2. you're movie didn't do well because people don't like it, not because they are stupid and don't get it, or even if it is, it doesn't matter, as a filmmaker, part of the task is to make a movie your audience understands... and if all of your audience doesn't get it, you can either ignore the ones who didn't and just focus on those who get it, or you can accept that this is not your gift
3. you need to focus on your writing, all of these people have said they loved your book, didn't like your movie, why the fuck aren't you listening to them you dumbass? they are basically offering you the BEST advisement you can get right now, they are telling you that you are a great story teller and you suck at movies, fucking listen and go back to writing
4. get a grip on your fucking mouth and keyboard before you have burned all of your bridges, you have a habit of this shit for your entire life but it's a habit you can break Tucker, I know you can, you just have to find another thing to worry about, don't read their shit, walk away, there's no reason for you to be at your message board right now (or here either for that reason)
5. get some help Tucker, you are 33, that's too old to be having these same problems, remember your goal, wife and kids, a family, a happy family, how are you going to ever have that if you can't get in control of this fear of rejection and intense reactionary behaviors?
Tucker, seriously, I say this with total compassion but you giving off the impression that you are having serious rage issues. I'm legitimately worried about you having a breakdown. You need to temper your emotions here and let Nils do the talking. He can handle any questions that need answering. You fucking get some rest; you need it.
Take care of yourself Tucker. You can do it, you are capable, go get some rest.
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My last girlfriend I fucked within four hours of meeting her. From that moment until we broke up 8 months later, we had a committed and monogamous relationship (8 months is a lifetime for me).
I invited Miss Vermont to Goldenboys wedding, which was a 12 hour drive from Boca, where we both lived. This was after I knew her for like a week.
You may not live in a reality like mine, but I do.
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Tucker,
The fact that you deleted my/Biscuit's post -- and are seconds from deleting this post and banning me -- is why I'm NOT going to see this Friday, as planned. Fine. But in addition to that, I'm gonna twitter/IMDB a lil bit.
See how this works? Mean Tucker = fans say bye bye doosh
PS, guess what Tucker, doing all of that shit you cite as making you socialized really just makes you promiscuous and desperate and means you didn't have anyone better to do those things with at the time because you sever all ties with almost everyone within a year of meeting them because you are damaged sweetie
stay strong!
"It's like getting socks for Christmas; you don't want them, but they come in handy."
Best line of the day. Props.
A whole bunch of my posts have been deleted on IMDB. Frustrating.
I lost my virginity to a mentally disabled man. He molested me on two other occasions and I didn't tell anyone because I felt like it was my fault since I was so old at the time.
He came to my place of work looking for me and I told everyone he was just someone at the place where I'd volunteered the previous summer. I was so humiliated that I moved away and vowed never to come back home.
Well, I'm considering moving back and I can't even remember the guy's name or where he lived. I looked on myspace and wasn't even sure I'd recognize him but I saw his face and eyes and immediately got sick to my stomach.
No one knows. No one. I'm so humiliated and now I'm afraid to move back to the area. What if he finds me again? I'm not worried he'll hurt me. I'm a grown man; a straight man. I'm worried he'll tell people it was consensual and people might think it was because I never spoke up about it.
He's 10 years older than me but I was hoping he'd moved away or fallen ill. I don't wish he'd die but I do wish I'd never remembered what he did to me. I wish I would have spoken up then so it only happened the one time. I wish I trusted people enough to tell them the truth.
I feel so awful. It's a horrible, sick feeling just to look in his eyes again. It takes me back. So many things I could have done differently to stay safe. If I ever slow down long enough to think about my life and all of the disgusting wrong turns, I just want to vomit.
"get a grip on your fucking mouth and keyboard before you have burned all of your bridges"
Bunny, honey, it's a little too late for that; at this point, Tucker is BEYOND persona non grata in Hollywood.
"A whole bunch of my posts have been deleted on IMDB. Frustrating."
Mine, too. I wonder what's going on over there?
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It's part of Tucker's shtick. I'm certain Tucker has ripped on almost every board member sometime at one point, especially if you disagree with him.
The day Tucker grows a vagina, is the day I stop visting this site.
Although, I have to say it leaves an interesting fanbase.
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Tucker has never done that to me. I used to be a VERY regular poster and I frequently disagreed with him on everything from television and movies to whether or not the Mystery method was dogshit.
Our interactions were always respectful. He respected me because I wrote well and was also a damaged person. Tucker Max was never, not once, mean to me on the boards or otherwise.
There were some of Tucker's fucking sick ass followers, however, who think they know Tucker and want to impress him... so they pounce on anyone who disagrees with Tucker. As they are doing right now...
Those people gave me shit sometimes. Never Tucker, though, ironically, Tucker was one of the kindest people on the board to me.
re: socks post, thanks!!!
re: other quote from my post, I'm not Bunny!! promise! couldn't be farther from the bunny!
"Mine, too. I wonder what's going on over there?"
Not sure. Perhaps we're being reported?
Tucker filed a complaint since he is a paying member of IMDB pro. They opened an investigation. They are reviewing EVERY post and ones not related to the film are being deleted as we speak.
I wanna watch the movie. Some of you tech savvy children go pirate it for me. Please.
1. i don't live near one of the 2000 screens it's been released on
2. i care more about seeing toy story and cloudy with a chance of meatballs and zombie land and the invention of lying
3. i wanna see it
@4:16--
That may be, but the rest of my post is truth. Tucker's ALREADY burned every single bridge in the entertainment industry, from Jamie Tarses right on down to Darko and Freestyle. Any efforts to remedy that would be too little, too late.
"I lost my virginity to a mentally disabled man."
tucker, my advice is for you to go back to florida and confront this older man that deflowered you. don't forget the astroglide this time.
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I am not even going to dignify this pos movie with my 9 bucks. I find it ironic that Tucker seems to still think this movie is going to be a cult hit, seeing as how he is doing everything in his power to insult, alienate, and debase his fan base - real smart thinking tucker; although you generally aren't known for thinking, or engaging in intellectual thought equivalent to anything remotely close to a sponge.
The simple fact remains: this movie is a stinking pile of horse shit. No amount of garnish, intellectual debate about the character depth (lol?), or crying, is going to change how fucking awful this movie is. You should be apologizing to your fan base, not screaming about how no one has the capacity to "get" your movie.
I've never really been a fan; i can personally count numerous personal stories of my own that rival if not far exceed the awesomness of your stories. I find this whole debacle (although that word is usually reserved towards events of "value") to be extra hilarious because everyone has come to realize you are just some douche who lives in some delusional world where he's the fucking cat's pajamas, and yet you still hold on to that crumbling and flimsy delusion like it's all you have going for you. Sorry tucker, but when the aftermath of this turd of a movie plays out, and the dust settles, you will be left with nothing. You have no talent, no skill, nothing. You are nothing, a worthless, pitiful waste of space; your 15 minutes are up tucker, stop fighting the inevitable, its just sad."
They can delete posts on RMMB, and report posts on IMDB all they want. I don't care. I'll continue to ridicule this shitty movie on IMDB and on every site that mentions Tucker "Epic Fail" Max.
@4:24, I know, but there's a LOT more at stake here than his "career"
What a lot of people aren't seeing is that his entire life is on the line. I'm not joking and/or being dramatic. Tucker is out of control and he needs to take a time out and refocus.
I don't expect haterz to stop hating. I'm a hater too as far as the purposes of this board. I just can't participate in cruelty toward someone who is legitimately mentally ill and actively symptomatic.
I feel very badly for Tucker. My heart aches for him. I don't know why it isn't more common knowledge but the dude has always been someone to be pitied. He hasn't had this silver spoon life people think... mostly because he pissed it all away. Still, the consequences were real.
Tucker has been straight up homeless with no place to go. He has gone without food because he has no money to eat. He owns shitty clothes because he doesn't have the money to buy better clothes. Everything about Tucker is a result of having a shitty fucking life for 33 years.
Does it warrant your pity? No, of course not, I wouldn't ever say it does... You don't know Tucker nor do you have any investment in his well-being. The average human is incapable of such widespread empathy that they have genuine concern for strangers. It just isn't hardwired into the human condition. Even though many pretend to have compassion for all... it's rare.
I just write because I don't want Tucker to think he's alone. I want him to know that even though someone isn't at his side right now, people do care for him and want him to be healthy and well.
That's all...
It's OK Bunny.
The harder he falls, the more likely he'll take you back.
You know what else is cool?
No, what?
That was post 12345.
I'm not Bunny for goodness sakes.
I'm Richard Kelly.
Aaron Kellerman never fucked a stripper. In his prime (I don't know him now), he was a quiet, harmless nerd...and not in an interesting or witty way.
I'm not Bunny for goodness sakes.
I'm Richard Kelly.
"I lost my virginity to a mentally disabled man."
tucker, my advice is for you to go back to florida and confront this older man that deflowered you. don't forget the astroglide this time.
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Ok, you jackasses, here's the deal. I'm going to impart some wisdom upon you. I'm hereby declaring myself the anti-Tucker Max. You need a leader.
The following are the new rules of the kingdom. Only abide by them if you want to succeed. If you wish to fail and continue to be called lunatics, ignore them completely and carry on about your way.
1. Biscuits = your example ----> classy, respectful, articulate, focused without personal attack, calm, non-reacionary
2. once you are banned, fucking stay banned ---> they are right, re-registering is not giving our argument anything worth having on our side
3. how about you just don't act like an asshole to get banned? if you haven't seen the movie, don't post in the movie thread
4. don't attack tucker's personality on the board UNLESS it is relevant to the film (like the awesome d-whoever post that was deleted, that one is also an example)
5. realize that nothing you say will get through to tucker, your job is merely to share truth with readers who might not otherwise get the full story
6. seriously, fucking act normal, act like you have the sense god gave a goose, alright?
Good luck, stay strong, and stop making us all look bad... it only takes one bad apple to make the whole bushel smell like a dead pig's ass
No. This is not about winning an argument. The argument is already won for anybody willing to be rational about it.
This is about pointing and laughing.
Ok, following the example of poster at 4:49, I am overthrowing him and declaring myself the new king of haterz. Law #1: Jews are evil. Everybody hate Jews! Tucker too, but Jews especially.
Boy, that was easy. Hey, Adolf, wanna do lunch?
STFU moron
Ok, you jackasses, here's the deal ... etc.
That's the best anonymous advice I've had in a while.
Thanks and well done.
@4:52
you are a former fanboy aren't you?
there are some of us here with iq's that break 100
try it sometime
Oh, you can insult Tucker all you want on IMDB. They'll eventually delete the post, so it'll be out there for the world to see. However, if you want your post to remain, I suggest you introduce the anti-Tucker remarks within a discussion of Beer in Hell.
@4:59
No. Actually, Tucker slept with my girlfriend.
@ 4:35
The Haterz find it difficult to rationalize in this way. It's not just that Tucker is a massive douchebag, it's that he has profited from being a massive douchebag for years. When did he call for his readership to empathise with Miss Vermont, for instance?
When Tucker had the opportunity, he crushed others with no regard for their well-being. Now that he is being crushed, it is regarded as a poetic justice. Had Tucker's film succeeded, he would've given everyone (including his fans) the finger.
You can ask nicely that the Haterz be the "bigger person," but that isn't going to happen. The debate is too emotionally charged at this point. The Hatership (a word I have now coined) is a monster of Tucker's creation. Initially a small rabble, it has grown and now includes many of his former fans. Tucker had to stop ignoring them, because they began to exert a real influence. They converted fans with rationality and logic (and some half-truths of their own), a process accelerated by Tucker's rampant lies and distortions during the creation of IHTSBIH.
It was always going to reach this point, a point where one side "won." There'll always be Haterz and there'll probably always be Tucker, but this was the decisive battle. It was the battle in which the stakes were highest, and where Tucker's fall would be most catastrophic.
The Haterz will continue with the cruelty, because that's how the game goes. Those are the rules Tucker set. You don't stop before the boss in Super Mario Bros and try to solve things diplomatically. You vanquish the beast, because to do otherwise goes contrary to the rules of the game. Tapping "D" for diplomacy only allows the monster to come back at you.
I know that was very melodramatic, but it's my honest appraisal of everything that has happened over the past few years.
And then you get the powerup and WIN THE GAME!
Groupthink is a type of thought exhibited by group members who try to minimize conflict and reach consensus without critically testing, analyzing, and evaluating ideas.
Individual creativity, uniqueness, and independent thinking are lost in the pursuit of group cohesiveness, as are the advantages of reasonable balance in choice and thought that might normally be obtained by making decisions as a group.
During groupthink, members of the group avoid promoting viewpoints outside the comfort zone of consensus thinking.
A variety of motives for this may exist such as a desire to avoid being seen as foolish, or a desire to avoid embarrassing or angering other members of the group.
Groupthink may cause groups to make hasty, irrational decisions, where individual doubts are set aside, for fear of upsetting the group’s balance.
The term is frequently used pejoratively, with hindsight.
"And then you get the powerup and WIN THE GAME!"
Exactly. Also, there are mushrooms.
@5:05, Thanks for writing that out. I appreciate you taking the time and I think I understand what you are sharing with me.
I don't really want the haterz to change. Well, I wish there was a little less spam and a little more funny... but that's a whole other issue.
I just needed to be able to write to Tucker in a free space. For whatever reason, he does read this board and take this stuff to heart.
Tucker is an asshole. Even if he wasn't sick, he'd probably still be an asshole. It's a choice as much as it is a consequence of his illness. I don't excuse his behavior..
He's surrounded by idiots. Honest to God, idiots and sycophants. Anyone who has ever watched E! or VH1 knows how that ends.
It's been fun for me to watch too. So, I admit, my pleas to Tucker are a bit of an attempt to mediate my guilt over my past participation here.
It's ok that you guys are on a different track but I have to shift mine now. If Tucker did do something completely insane and hurt someone or hurt himself, I'd never forgive myself for being a part of what pushed him that far toward the edge.
So, for now, I have to say the things I feel beneath the surface layer of annoyance and frustration and disgust.
Thanks again for posting!
Social psychologist Clark McCauley's three conditions under which groupthink occurs:
* Directive leadership.
* Homogeneity of members' social background and ideology.
* Isolation of the group from outside sources of information and analysis.
To make groupthink testable, Irving Janis devised eight symptoms indicative of groupthink (1977).
1. Illusions of invulnerability creating excessive optimism and encouraging risk taking.
2. Rationalizing warnings that might challenge the group's assumptions.
3. Unquestioned belief in the morality of the group, causing members to ignore the consequences of their actions.
4. Stereotyping those who are opposed to the group as weak, evil, biased, spiteful, disfigured, impotent, or stupid.
5. Direct pressure to conform placed on any member who questions the group, couched in terms of "disloyalty".
6. Self censorship of ideas that deviate from the apparent group consensus.
7. Illusions of unanimity among group members, silence is viewed as agreement.
8. Mind guards — self-appointed members who shield the group from dissenting information.
I hope that the people Tucker loves- family members and friends, who may not even approve of what he does- suffer and encounter problems as a result of their association with him.
System justification theory refers to a social psychological tendency to defend and bolster the status quo, that is, to see it as good, fair, legitimate, and desirable.
A consequence of this tendency is that existing social, economic, and political arrangements tend to be preferred, and alternatives to the status quo are disparaged.
To understand how and why people accept and maintain the social systems that affect them, social psychologists have developed system justification theory.
According to system justification theory, people not only want to hold favorable attitudes about themselves (ego-justification) and their own groups (group-justification), but they also want to hold favorable attitudes about the overarching social order (system-justification).
According to system justification theory, this motive is not unique to members of dominant groups, who benefit the most from the current regime; it also affects the thoughts and behaviors of members of groups who are seemingly incurring disadvantages by it (e.g., poor people, racial/ethnic minorities).
System justification theory therefore accounts for counter-intuitive evidence that members of disadvantaged groups often support the societal status quo (at least to some degree), often at considerable cost to themselves and to fellow group members.
System justification theory differs from the status quo bias in that it is predominately motivational rather than cognitive.
Generally, the status quo bias refers to a tendency to prefer the default or established option when making choices.
In contrast, system justification posits that people need and want to see prevailing social systems as fair and just.
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The motivational component of system justification means that its effects are exacerbated when people are under psychological threat or when they feel their outcomes are especially dependent on the system that is being justified.
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@5:17, that's a pretty sick and sad thing you are saying and if that's true, and not just for attention whoring, it means you are likely just as much likely to have a diagnosable mental disorder as Tucker
I hope that Tucker has a child someday, and that that child dies as a result of a horrible accident- something really gruesome, like getting accidentally impaled on a fencepost, or dying in a place crash. I hope Tucker's present when it happens, powerless to do anything to stop it, and that he has to watch as his child slowly suffers to death.
uh, no
that's really twisted and fucked up, and nothing he has done comes close to deserving that
go crawl back under your rock
keep posting @ 5:27, that's the sort of shit that will get you a harassment charge
Nevermind, the poster writing those shitty things is Tucker. It's his master plan to discredit the haterz. He thinks it's funny and made the mistake of bragging about it.
Fail. Tucker. Fail.
Nevermind, the poster writing those shitty things is Tucker. It's his master plan to discredit the haterz. He thinks it's funny and made the mistake of bragging about it.
Fail. Tucker. Fail.
"It's ok that you guys are on a different track but I have to shift mine now. If Tucker did do something completely insane and hurt someone or hurt himself, I'd never forgive myself for being a part of what pushed him that far toward the edge."
Yeah, you've reached the point where it isn't a game anymore. Most will draw that line, eventually. Some haterz are genuinely deranged though, and have no line that they believe shouldn't be crossed.
I'll stop posting once the movie has failed entirely. Others have already stopped posting. Some will stay and never be satisfied until Tucker is in abject poverty (or dead). Tucker is wrong to say that all haterz are kooky, insane, uninformed etc, but that doesn't mean that some of them aren't that way.
I think what is happening now is inevitable. Whether I posted or you posted or TDG or PMC or whoever is irrelevant. The hatership was an inevitable backlash that resulted from Tucker being a douchebag for years.
So, yeah, we're contributing to Tucker's meltdown; but, ultimately, Tucker is the architect of his own comeuppance. You reap what you sow, in other words.
I understand how one might feel guilty, but don't personally feel any responsibility in the same way that I didn't feel responsible for the death of Michael Jackson. Honestly, who hasn't made fun of Michael Jackson at some point? Most have been here to relay facts and have fun at Tucker's expense. Nothing more.
here'th thome lithping to make up for the theriouth content.
My wish is that Tucker gets married, has a son, and that his wife sexually abuses the son for years and years, without Tucker's knowledge of it, until one night, he finds out, and in a fit of rage, murders his wife in front of the child's eyes, ensuring that the child will be so scarred as to be completely mentally deranged for the rest of his miserable life.
this anon has never mocked michael jackson
love him completely!
however, i've mocked tucker about a gazillion times over the last 7 years
re-post for emphasis
Nevermind, the poster writing those shitty things is Tucker. It's his master plan to discredit the haterz. He thinks it's funny and made the mistake of bragging about it.
Fail. Tucker. Fail.
@4:35 and everyone posting shit about how Tucker "has a mental illness" and calling for us to pity him--
Cry. Me. A. Fucking. River.
Perhaps he HAS had a shitty life. Perhaps he HAS had to go without food to make ends meet. The inescapable fact remains that such consequences are a DIRECT result of his obnoxious, tyrannical and repulsive behavior. Tucker was handed EVERYTHING--wealth, attractiveness, intelligence, status as a white male, etc--to make something useful of himself, and CHOSE instead to be a worthless, womanizing bully. Everything he promotes and stands for benefits NO ONE except himself; indeed, his views about fat girls, minorities, etc are actively harmful in a society already inclined to dislike such people. He is a worthless piece of shit, a festering pustule on the hemorrhoid-ridden asshole of humanity, and the world is better off without him.
OH SHIT, TDG IS POSTING ON IMDB!!!!!!!
This has just gotten extremely entertaining.
Yes! TDG IS ON IMDB@ ALL IS RIGHT WITH THE WORLD!!
By the way, Twisted Guy- seriously, you're not doing anyone any favors. Wow. You need to check yourself.
links, please?
philocalist re-posted part II of his critique of the marketing behind IHTSBIH -- Ryan banned him immediately.
@ 5:46
1. you think tucker is attractive? low standards much?
2. it's a small minded person who is unable to hold multiple perspectives in consideration at one time
3. no one wrote about pitying anyone, I'm not the poster in question, but what I read said, "I don't care if anyone pities him"
so, my analysis of you is as follows:
- your iq is average, no more, no less, as evidenced by your reading comprehension and overall viewpoint
- your upbringing is sheltered & upper class, you haven't suffered enough to have developed your ability for empathy
- who cares? if it bothers you, ignore it, that's what I do with 99% of the trolls (you, however, are my pet peeve troll -- the pot kettle black troll)
i'm too tired to type anymore, some of us have to work for a living 'night haterz
Okay, I swore up and down that I wouldn't enter the fray on the IMDB boards, but I could not resist. Plus it seemed like PMC, MarkPlatt, GenericUser, Mojo, Barry and others are having far too good of a time for me to sit on the sidelines.
So now I'm going to take apart a Tucker fan:
"Why can't the man hope he has success?"
I'd have no problem with that, except the word "hope" should be replaced with "preordained", because that's exactly what he did.
Plus I hate people with small hands and a shrinking hairline so I'm going to make fun of him.
"You are hypocrites."
Probably true. But you know who is a HUGE hypocrite? The guy who has a website where he says how much he ADORES his fans, yet calls them "nerds" and other nasty crap in a very public forum where these "nerds" line up to kiss his but.
Or, I could talk about a guy who says "what difference does it make whether or not my self proclaimed 100% true stories are actually 100% true" but then has the audacity to claim HOW REAL HIS COMEDY IS WHEN COMPARED AGAINST ANOTHER COMEDY THAT ISN'T CLAIMING TO BE REALISTIC.
Now that's a dude I'd be PO'd at due to his overwhelming hypocrisy.
"You hope you have success at whatever you do"
Actually I have a lot of success at what I do, I just don't write about it in a blog and then be a jerk to those who ask me questions about what I do.
" ( though you most likely do nothing with any worth),"
You're right, I never did make up a story about pooping myself in a hotel lobby and then convince people that it actually occurred when facts prove otherwise (I've called Embassy Suites in Austin, story is more full of crap than the amount of crap that Tucker claims he defecated on the floor in the hotel). I mean, that story in itself has to give him so much self worth that my life as a speech and hearing pathologist pales in comparison.
"and now you come on here and talk badly about someone for wanting his work to succeed?"
No no no. We're talking badly about him because he's a horrible person with many personal issues he'll never work out. But even beyond that, is that he's a bully. He's a bully to the very people who support him.
Plus he's a thin skinned bully, which makes my work all the more enjoyable.
"At least he tried,"
And failed horribly, which again, makes my work all the more enjoyable.
"all you do is whine and complain and wish negative things on others because you know you'll never do anything worth anything, and if you can't you don't want anyone else to either. "
Well, we can compare what I do, which is help grade school aged children with horrible speech impediments and hearing problems learn how to overcome their predicaments in order to be able to function in this society while getting a little self esteem in the process.
And what Tucker does, which is to act like a drunken idiot and make fun of people with the same problems I described above.
I guarantee you that more people will be saying that what I do is worth more than what Tucker does. I can also guarantee you that those people will be rooting for me to succeed than Tucker.
But what do I know, I've never written a screenplay before, let alone a screenplay that has failed as horrible as Tucker's screenplay.
-TDG
Oh fuck, so CLEARLY Tucker...
This guy posted a bunch of crap trying to get everyone banned from imdb saying they were posting fake negative reviews. This is this guy (Tucker's) last post.
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by kellycastlebridge 6 hours ago (Thu Oct 1 2009 11:39:40)
lisaatucla, its not the money I'm worried about...its just spending my time and trying to determine the psychological satisfaction/disatisfaction that concerns me. I just don't want to invest my time watching one film (that may be bad) when I could have spent that time watching another film that would have been very good. Oh well. I guess I will have to rely on word-of-mouth and avoid the message boards for this one!
TDG, I ADORE YOU FOR LINES LIKE THESE:
" ( though you most likely do nothing with any worth),"
You're right, I never did make up a story about pooping myself in a hotel lobby and then convince people that it actually occurred when facts prove otherwise (I've called Embassy Suites in Austin, story is more full of crap than the amount of crap that Tucker claims he defecated on the floor in the hotel). I mean, that story in itself has to give him so much self worth that my life as a speech and hearing pathologist pales in comparison."
You completely tear down his wall, while comparing yourself to him in a way where he cannot win.
Please keep posting in here.
Leslie
5:55, I'll ignore your pointless ad hominem attack; what works at the RMMB doesn't fly here, dipshit.
That being said, why should Tucker Fucking Max get any of my empathy? As I said before, he was given EVERYTHING, and uses it to mock and criticize those he perceives to be weaker than him (read the other posts on Cockly's blog) for profit. Seeing him crash and burn so spectacularly is a wonderful reminder that sometimes, the bad guys do lose.
TDG, can I just take a moment from the insanity to give you accolades for what you do for a living? It's getting rarer and rarer to see people of our generation who not only are willing to dedicate themselves to help others, but who are proud of it and who understand the value in it, and who are unafraid to proclaim their willingness to fight the good fight. I hope you get thanked often.
Seriously. I'm sure your kids are in great hands. God bless you and them.
And one more thing: Tucker Max is an enormous douchebag, and he's not even the coolest one of his friends.
TDG-Thanking-Guy is me, by the way. I forgot to sign in.
*throws panties at TDG*
*throws TDG at panties*
@6:05
using big words might have helped you get into that tier 3 law school... but it doesn't convince us that you're anything more than a butthurt former fanboy now deadset on getting some sort of e-satisfaction by watching tucker fail
6:12, what did I tell you about ad hominem attacks? All you're doing is detracting from my point: Tucker Max is a worthless douchebag who capitalizes on human misery and pain, and the failure of his film is no less than he deserves.
^^^ Why do people keep using the word 'butthurt' all of a sudden? Tucker used it, like three times yesterday, and now this guy? Wait a minute...
...Tucker, is that you?!
butthurt
molestation
butthurt
molestation
magic bullet
jack ruby
darko
dark side of the moon
wizard of oz
tucker
NA NA NA NA, NA NA NA NA, HEY TUCKER, GOOOOD BYEEEEEEEEE!
3
2
All together now, in your best Nelson Muntz voice:
HA HA!
This is a repeat of Troy Duffy and your success is totally made up. Nice try, Tucker.
They need to write a book about this. Title: "The Beef Smoker's Victory"
Sung to the tune of FAME!
FAIL!
He's gonna suck forever!
Many tears, he's going to cry!
FAIL!
Making his way through tough weather
No one left by his side.
He needs you!
He needs you!
Don't leave him!
He needs you!
He needs you!
FAIL!
"10/01/2009 4:35 PM"
You sound like the type of person who fall in love via being penpals with serial killers on death row.
-TDG
Holy smokes, check this guy out:
http://twitter.com/IHTSBIH_
"Tucker was handed EVERYTHING--wealth, attractiveness, intelligence, status as a white male, etc--
Well, I'd argue that he was handed one of those things.
@ 6:46--
HOLY SHIT, that is hysterical. Ruthless and cruel, but hysterical.
@6:40
So, it's ok for you to state, repeatedly, how you are so compassionate because you work in human services? As evidence of how it's somehow ok for you to bash Tucker because you lead a good life in total opposite to how he conducts his affairs?
Yet I, who knows Tucker in real life, not via a message board, am not allowed to express my concern within this forum?? Would it help to know I also work in human services? That I've served children for 8 years as a licensed professional and for 5 years before that as a paraprofessional?
Should I list the number of kids in my current caseload or the ones I've helped over the last several years and details about how I helped? What about my volunteer activities? If I detailed about how last Christmas, even though I couldn't afford to travel to see my own family, I took the initiative to raise enough money and donations to provide Christmas toys for 2 dozens kids not even on my caseload?
Would I then be allowed to write how I feel without being subjected to mockery?
I wrote here because, knowing Tucker in real life, I know that Tucker reads here and these words affect him. He's conditioned to gloss over things we say in real life... he doesn't have that wall up to the anon posters yet.
As a rule, I'm not cruel toward anyone regardless of their pathology, disability, or otherwise fucked up issues. I participated here out of my own issues with Tucker. In the end, I have guilt and sending a few personal messages to ease those feelings in my mind... well, I think that's ok.
I like your posts. As I already said, I'm a hater, not a fan, but I'm a friend too. Why is it so hard to understand that someone can hate the behaviors without hating the person?
-hater w/a heart
You know, you guys are being really unfair. Tucker's movie has only been out for six days, and it's already taken in almost half a million dollars. At this rate, he'll hit that '25 million dollar opening weekend' goal in only 300 days. Pretty impressive.
i honestly thought that bob gosse's latest press interview about the movie was insightful. oh wait, he hasn't done any press whatsoever. i wonder why!
You guys are killing me with the in-fighting.
Did everyone get their periods yesterday? Are you on the same cycle as Tucker?
You guys are killing me with the in-fighting.
Did everyone get their periods yesterday? Are you on the same cycle as Tucker?
"I wrote here because, knowing Tucker in real life, I know that Tucker reads here and these words affect him."
You mean like how Tucker's remarks towards fat girls, Miss Vermont, small frail dorks, heinous Asian girls, etc. affect them?
Why is it so hard for you to understand that a man who earns a living mocking people socially weaker than he is doesn't deserve our sympathy, but our disgust?
Nils' wife:
http://www.sheppardmullin.com/attorneys-624.html
^^^ Exactly. Tucker-friend-caring-person-girl, I feel like I understand where you're coming from, but Tucker's reaping the whirlwind right now. As sick and fucked up in the head as he is, he's far from being humbled and truly, utterly broken, which is where he needs to be before he can learn to become a real man. I'm under no delusions that some anonymous haters on a messageboard are going to help him get there, but the point is that we don't owe him any courtesies or considerations, and to give them to him would actually be detrimental to his potential mental recovery.
Nils' wife:
http://www.sheppardmullin.com/attorneys-624.html
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Wow. She's effing hot.
that's nils' wife? are you sure that isn't his son?
"Yet I, who knows Tucker in real life, not via a message board, am not allowed to express my concern within this forum??"
Sweetie,
Where did I say you can't express your opinion on this message board?
You can't find it BECAUSE I NEVER SAID.
I'm just noting that you come off like one of those women who write a serial killer in prison and later falls in love with them even though they are in jail for murdering other human beings.
By all means, please post. It's fucking entertaining as hell.
-TDG
@7:01
Why are you so egocentric that you assume that I care what you do with your sympathy? Where did I ask you to change your opinion. I clearly stated my objective.
Tucker is deeply, deeply flawed and worthy of every consequence tossed his way, including haters. However, that doesn't mean that all of us will up and abandon decades old friendships just because you think we should give up on our friend.
Everyone has at least one totally shitty and crazy friend. If you don't have one now, you had one before, and you liked them for some reason.
I'm pre-disposed to believe that all people have worth. That's just my opinion and it's something I have to maintain in order to function each day. Your views may be different and that's ok; I don't really worry about what you think about Tucker.
The world is full of horrible, self-absorbed, manipulative, abusive, addicted people. To some degree, you possess at least a few of those qualities or you wouldn't be on a message board dedicated to the hatred of another individual.
That's fine, I'm not hating you, but you are not without sin. How would you like it if we sat up a site and criticized you for everything you've ever done that was wrong? Even if it was something as pointless as burning a steak... if we hounded you about it 24-7, you'd eventually get pretty downtrodden.
I won't be responding to people who make incorrect assumptions anymore. That's why I left Tucker's message boards a long, long, long time ago. Seeing what you want to see in what I write says a lot more about you, than me.
"That's fine, I'm not hating you, but you are not without sin. How would you like it if we sat up a site and criticized you for everything you've ever done that was wrong? Even if it was something as pointless as burning a steak... if we hounded you about it 24-7, you'd eventually get pretty downtrodden."
Good point. You know what would really suck, is if you tricked me into having sex so you could film it, chased me out of your apartment while I was covered in vomit and feces, and then, instead of respecting me enough to put it behind you, decided to capitalize on your hyperbolic version of that story- so that every time I ever saw your face on TV or on the internet, ever again, for the rest of my life, I'd be reminded that I was that poor girl you'd so evilly used and cast off.
Man, that'd suck.
"Why is it so hard to understand that someone can hate the behaviors without hating the person?"
It's not.
I find it very easy to believe that I'd like Tucker a lot, if he'd ditch the "I'm so much cooler than everyone else and you're a stupid fuckhead if you disagree" mindset. He COULD be a really cool guy. He's made deliberate choices - is making them even now, with his post deletions - that preclude that. I totally understand how and why the mindset drives him from one decision to another, it is not easy to suddenly stop, say "I've been totally wrong about everything I was doing", and head off in an entirely new direction. I'm not surprised at all that he can't. I had enough trouble with a similar crisis to understand.
I still like to point and laugh at each bad decision he makes. BECAUSE they are bad decisions. They get what they earn.
So, that's your secret to successful posts TDG? The Tucker Max method of analysis? You pick and choose which parts to analyze so your story fits together the way you need it to in the end?
You stated before that you know a tremendous amount about language... I think you said, far more than Tucker will ever know??? Well, then, surely you recognized my opening statement as merely an attention grabbing rhetorical phrase rather than as a formal thesis statement? No?
I think a more appropriate phrase to reference, if you were indeed trying to grasp the spirit of my last post, was when I wrote about mockery. That would be the one relevant phrase. Since you did mock me. It has relevance. Still, no?
Ok, I'll write my next post in a much less hyperbolic tone. Fair enough?
"I'm just noting that you come off like one of those women who write a serial killer in prison and later falls in love with them even though they are in jail for murdering other human beings."
There is quite a lot of that, too. Women are twisted fuckups that way.
@7:11
Tucker sucks. He sucks hard. What are you doing to fix it?
You know who else sucks? Rapists, murderers, criminals in general, shady ass politicians, retail giants stomping out small businesses, healthcare executives, terrorists, evil dictators, Megatron, etc.
Are you ranting about all of those things/people? You must be busy. Good God, I didn't even know a Megatron douche site existed... I should go there too and pen a missive in his defense.
My point, since I promised to be less verbose, is that lots of things and lots of people suck. Sitting here bitching about Tucker while neglecting things that are affecting human civilization on a global scale is the epitome of douche... even beyond what Tucker is doing. I'm guilty too... hell, how long have I been here tonight?
Why Tucker? Out of all of the shitty people in the world who profit from their shittiness? Why Tucker?
My guess... because he's the easiest target and you don't have the balls to go after the big guys.
"Why are you so egocentric that you assume that I care what you do with your sympathy? Where did I ask you to change your opinion. I clearly stated my objective."
You stated it. You wrote the diatribe (which, assuming that you truly do know Tucker, would probably mean more if you told him in person). If that was your sole objective, you wouldn't still be here defending yourself against us mean and hasty "haterz"; you clearly want us to cease the mockery.
"Tucker is deeply, deeply flawed and worthy of every consequence tossed his way, including haters. However, that doesn't mean that all of us will up and abandon decades old friendships just because you think we should give up on our friend."
No one's asking you to do anything; I could care less about what YOU do, only that karma is finally catching up with Tucker, and boy is it ever sweet.
"I'm pre-disposed to believe that all people have worth. That's just my opinion and it's something I have to maintain in order to function each day. Your views may be different and that's ok; I don't really worry about what you think about Tucker."
Clearly you do, otherwise you wouldn't be here posting messages in a forum titled "Tucker Max Is A Douchebag".
"So, that's your secret to successful posts TDG? "
Yes, I'm getting 1.5 million unique hits per week and am a NYTimes Best Selling Author. I can truly tell you about being successful in deconstructing douchebags (and nice ladies such as yourself).
"The Tucker Max method of analysis? You pick and choose which parts to analyze so your story fits together the way you need it to in the end?"
Yes again. damn you're good. I am using my enemies methods against them which not only beats them at their own game but pisses them off in the process.
"You stated before that you know a tremendous amount about language"
Hey, another fan!!!
"... I think you said, far more than Tucker will ever know??? Well, then, surely you recognized my opening statement as merely an attention grabbing rhetorical phrase rather than as a formal thesis statement? No?"
Sweetie, I'm drunk at home right now, I couldn't recognize my own mother right now let alone... whatever you just said.
"I think a more appropriate phrase to reference, if you were indeed trying to grasp the spirit of my last post, was when I wrote about mockery. That would be the one relevant phrase. Since you did mock me. It has relevance. Still, no?"
You're an easy target. Sorry, thems the breaks.
"Ok, I'll write my next post in a much less hyperbolic tone. Fair enough?""
Okay Dr. Doom.
-TDG
@7:18, we all have to pick our battles. Is Tucker the worst person alive? No, but somebody has to target him. By your logic, we shouldn't ever go against ANYone who's bad, simply because we can't go after EVERYone who's bad.
"I won't be responding to people who make incorrect assumptions anymore. That's why I left Tucker's message boards a long, long, long time ago. Seeing what you want to see in what I write says a lot more about you, than me."
Which is why you're still here, arguing with people.
"Sweetie, I'm drunk at home right now, I couldn't recognize my own mother right now let alone... whatever you just said."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@7:12,
Point and laugh all you want, I never told anyone to stop.
You think I'm not pointing and laughing at some of the shit he's doing?
It's just that when he gets to a point where he teeters on the edge, I can't just sit there and watch the dumbfuck fall out of his chair.
I can throw him a line. If he chooses to take it, cool, if not, cool. I can rest easy, either way, knowing I at least tried to get through to him in a way that met him where he was at the time.
Sorry to hear you went through something similar. Hope things are much improved for you now.
MeShell, is that you?
IT IS MESHELL!!!!
"I can throw him a line. If he chooses to take it, cool, if not, cool. I can rest easy, either way, knowing I at least tried to get through to him in a way that met him where he was at the time."
You're telling me the best way to get through to him is not by phone, email, Facebook, Twitter, but a message board dedicated to people who hate him?!? Either you're not as close as you'd like to believe you are, or you're a dedicated, misguided fan attempting to stop the hate (guess what: it won't stop).
@7:18
I'm not really here, it's all in your imagination.
PS, your comprehension sucks, I already stated the opposite of everything you wrote in other posts, not retyping.
@7:27--
Tucker, shouldn't you be busy promoting your failure of a movie?
@7:21
Good point. Plus one to you!
I suppose, less than logic, it was more an example. There are plenty of shitty ass people all over the place. We all chose Tucker, tonight, for our attention. There's a reason for each of us.
I shouldn't have accused you of having no balls. You might have nice and large balls.
Good call.
@7:26,
I already explained that, no desire to type again, believe what you want.
Slingblade--Aaron Kellerman
7:30, I thought you weren't going to respond to people making incorrect assumptions anymore...you wrote your maudlin little letter, you've expressed your sympathy for someone who doesn't give a shit about you, so why are you still here?
how do you all know you aren't getting reversed trolled?
like a hater pretending to be a fan just to get the haterz riled up?
maybe that's inversed trolled? who knows.
@7:35,
Not responding is not the same as ignoring. I respectfully acknowledged and deferred to respond.
I'm still here for the same reason you're still here... to see what happens next.
Definitely dealing with a woman here, no way to fake this sort of thinking
Yep,
The "throw the line" chick was MeShell. Ran off as soon as she got called on it.
Nice job.
Hey MeShell, hows that cancer thing going?
I'm still here dumbasses. Just catching up on email while this is slow.
Okay, I'll bite. What's a MeShell?
whose meshell? for those of us who don't know?
-hater
Anyone want to clue a latecomer in on the story behind MeShell?
@everyone
Clue me in too.
Hey, hi, hey. I don't know if this has been asked or not, but who's MeShell?
MeSHell was this woman online who posed as her 22 year old daughter and got sympathy by saying she had cancer. She and Tucker had an on-line affair until somebody from Tucker's board figured her out and she was exposed as a lonely 50 something year old divorcee with a lot of time on her hands.
She used to show a ton of sympathy towards Tucker no matter what and talk about helping him and "throwing him a line".
That was the tipoff.
I'm not MeShell.
Care to guess again?
I'll be able to tell by your guesses who all is hiding out with the haterz.
Then again, you know I was hiding here for a while too.
I'm not MeShell.
Care to guess again?
I'll be able to tell by your guesses who all is hiding out with the haterz.
Then again, you know I was hiding here for a while too.
______________________________
Duh-duh-DUUUHHHHH!!!
@7:59,
Not many people knew details of that situation. That narrows you down to about 15 people.
God, I love this board...
@8:00
That gave me the lol's.
Ok, truff time, I'm not anyone. I was just fucking with everyone.
I also wrote the real Tucker Max posts, the Christmas poem, the Fresh Prince of Bel Air song, and a bunch of other crap.
I'm just really hating grad school and spending time here procrastinating instead of writing papers.
My roommates think I'm a workhorse, though, typing all of the time. They don't know I haven't done a damned thing.
Maybe I can be like Tucker when I grow up?
Nothing here to see... move along.
Wow,
Tucker Max sure does attract a lot of winners!!!!
-TDG
Yeah, I'm not totally sure what's going on either. I read a few posts where someone is saying that people who rip on Tucker aren't doing anything to help the world or something like that.
I mean, I know my job helps people. And posting on a message board/comments section is kind of interesting every so often.
Yet I learned something after watching the actual movie. It ain't that serious. It won't go anywhere. I saw the thing in a metropolitan area that had lots and lots of press, free and paid. And no one was there.
The movie won't pick up steam. I read a Time Out New York article that had excerpts from "Assholes Finish First" and they were from the movie tour. Meaning, he has no new stories. Meaning, he won't get as big as he thinks he will since no one wants to buy a book about a white prick who has money yet revels in being a white dick with privilege.
Also, stop that shit about who is who in Tucker's life. I don't care who SlingBlade or Nils's wife is or whatever. I'm not going to bother them because they happened to know a dickhead. I've been a dickhead and wouldn't want my friends to deal with my actions unless it was from me. Like an adult.
When you get down to it, he isn't worth it enough to do that. But he's cocky enough to mock on a comments section and that's about it.
@8:05
I like you! Good post.
it's 11:11, make a wish!
First off, while Nils might be a fat bag of douche, uncovering his wife isn't called for. I mean, it's not like all the women he called "whotes" and "sluts" or worse had people who cared about them.
What I'm trying to say is that Nils is fat.
TDG, serious question, not trying to troll you. Given your line of work, does it bother you that we sometimes mock Tucker's lisp?
Yes, TDG,
Why don't you share with us your opinion of how Tucker's speech impediment might have affected his socialization?
Especially during his transition from rural, southern public school to North Eastern boarding school?
We are Anon, we are legion.
Tucker Max is a douchebag and his movie has failed; no amount of posturing, rationalization or ad hoc attacks can hide this fact. THAT is why Tucker Max is imploding.
TDG
With all due respect, I understand your point but it implies that it IS cool to fuck with his wife. Regardless of if she shelled out money for this abortion of a movie, she just happened to fall in love with this fat bastard.
Let's not push things into territory that it doesn't belong. Tucker sucks, end of story.
I just got here and I don't seriously think I'm gonna read freaking 200 posts but, to 6:30, top of page, I had no idea that was Nelson's last name. Thank you for the education.
^^^^^^^^^^^^
His lisp isn't physiological, so no it does not bother me. I see it as his reaction to stress.
-TDG
by RedsUnite82 4 minutes ago (Thu Oct 1 2009 20:15:32)
UPDATED Thu Oct 1 2009 20:16:15
I absolutely cannot follow any of this anymore. McCoy seems to be making posts that aren't spam anymore but he's blocked on my end (should I undo it?), someone releases figures whenever they come up on a new thread, people are talking about drunk driving?!?!!?
Can we have some sort of order and just stick to main points on this one thread. It'll cover anything that has to do with the movie after 9/25. Just for the sake of organization, haterz, fanbois, and in between.
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TDG, wouldn't it be your responsibility to refer a stress reaction to the school psychologist and school social worker for further evaluation?
Are psychological needs of less importance than physiological needs in all children's cases... or just Tucker Max's case?
I unblocked McCoy a few minutes ago. turns out, he's not a nutcase psycho, he's just playing a character.
Yeah, I'm serious. What the fuck is going on. Wednesday figures, Monday through Tuesday figures, drunk driving, etc. What was good about the board on IMDB is that I could at least follow the debate.
Now its just Tucker haterz posting bullshit that repeats over and over. We won't be able to follow a damn thing, at least those with lives but still are amused, if there's a new thread with 4000 things on it. My plea is keep it at least a bit controlled.
OMG Bunny!!! We are so glad you are back. We were so worried about you. You disappeared, for like, forever. Even if you are still melting down in multiple forms on various sites... welcome back Bunny. Hope you are feeling better!!
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"TDG
With all due respect, I understand your point but it implies that it IS cool to fuck with his wife. "
No, actually I didn't imply that at all. I simply said that Nils made fun of other people's loved ones without any thought about what he said would hurt them or not.
Whether people want to push the issue is their deal, not mine, which is why I ended it with "nils is fat".
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Cop out response. Take a little responsibility. Your stuff is gold but let's keep our side civil, insofar as not bringing other people into it. Someone who claims to have as much control over semantics absolutely knows what you implied.
Or should the most recent troll about TheBunny prove my point for me?
"TDG, wouldn't it be your responsibility to refer a stress reaction to the school psychologist and school social worker for further evaluation?"
I'm sorry, is Tucker Max part of my caseload this quarter? Let's see? No, no he's not.
Are psychological needs of less importance than physiological needs in all children's cases... or just Tucker Max's case?"
Depends on the case, now wouldn't it Dr. Freud?
I'm confused. This mess is like the aborted baby McCoy didn't want and threw away. If it's too confusing for McCoy, God help us all
"Cop out response."
No, it's not a cop out, it's indifference. Big difference.
-TDG
TDG, that wasn't a Freudian analysis at all. Stick to speech pathology; don't attempt to stretch your conversation into areas you don't fully understand.
Can't we just all get along?
@8:28,
For what it's worth, I personally think that troll is the Bunny.
I can't imagine that any hater would be as obsessed with her as the posts would imply.
I could be wrong; but it just seems suspect.
There were some posts about her several weeks ago that triggered it all and I believe they were legitimate.
I even called her an attention whore (part of why I feel guilty now).
It's all a clusterfuck.
What posts were those, specifically?
by bcjewell-1 13 minutes ago (Thu Oct 1 2009 20:22:11)
http://www.boxofficemojo.com/daily/chart/
Compared to the rest of the movies on this list, dropping 1.2% from Tuesday to Wednesday isn't bad at all, it's actually good. How the movie does from Monday to Thursday really doesn't matter all that much though I don't think; This weekend will be the telling factor. I don't really see any sense in discussing the numbers during the week unless it's a drastic difference, just wait for the weekend numbers.
"TDG, that wasn't a Freudian analysis at all."
Yes, I do realize that, I was mocking your profession while giving a professional answer to a pointed question.
I feel no sympathy for somebody who mocks as many handicaps, minorities or (in general) human beings as Tucker Max. I gave my professional opinion without seeing any casework, which is to say that Tucker Max does not have a lisp due to a physiological problem, and I'd bet my dog that I'm right.
If you're trying to turn this into "youre no better than...blah blah blah", I will mock you as well, because frankly I do not care, especially not when dealing with that douchebag.
-TDG
I CAN'T FOLLOW THIS BULLSHIT. I'M GOING TO HAVE A TUCKER MAX CAPITALIZATION MELTDOWN IF WE DON'T BRING SOME ORGANIZATION TO THIS CESS POOL OF IDEAS.
Who the fuck is talking to who and what and when and where and why and fuck; all we can agree on is that Tucker sucks.
I enjoy soup.
TDG, you're getting defensive. It shows in your assumptions that you knew where the conversation was heading. I'd bet my dog that I'm right.
Take a step back and remember that you aren't here to prove yourself to anyone. You're here because you enjoy it. Let it continue to be an enjoyable experience. Don't play into the troll's hands.
This is like ninja training. Focus.
TDG, you're getting defensive. It shows in your assumptions that you knew where the conversation was heading. I'd bet my dog that I'm right.
Take a step back and remember that you aren't here to prove yourself to anyone. You're here because you enjoy it. Let it continue to be an enjoyable experience. Don't play into the troll's hands.
This is like ninja training. Focus.
Indifference is even worse. I'd like to believe that all this was to point out not solely that Tucker is a Douchebag but that people don't automatically bring themselves to his level. It isn't in human nature.
Yet if we condone destroying other people's lives because of their involvement with this movie, where people on an anon blog start fucking with people's lives, we're simply bringing ourselves to Tucker's level. A level I absolutely refuse to go, a level where I will not accept people going to.
Hence, a cop out when you get down to it. Someone who writes so much about Tucker Max needs to have some alternative present. Otherwise its just weird or making things worse.
I'm allergic to raisins.
i like soup too, it's warm
oh shit, that bunnytroll really is bunny!
she's back on the RMMB for the first time in forever and it automatically coincides with the first posts abuot her here?
quick, hater with a heart, write a letter to bunny, she needs you right now
bunny's not even the coolest one of her friends.
I ate raisins for breakfast. One of the cute, tiny snackpacks. I put it in my Total flakes. Cheaper than buying Total Raisin Bran...
Protip: Buy the Total Whole Grain Flakes, add your own raisins, profit.
Unless you're the allergic dude, then don't do it.
"This is like ninja training. Focus."
I AM LIKE A NINJA. ONLY A LOUD DRUNKEN NINJA WEARING PAJAMAS WITH DUCKIES AND YODAS ON THEM!!!
-TDG
Reds - I like you.
The problem is Tucker's implosion is depriving some here of a worthy enemy. I suggest any excess anger, frustration, bile and rage be directed at that fucktard douchenozzle KungFu Mike.
Heh, just kidding... I said worthy enemy. Direct that anger at Alan Greenspan. Check out the 7:40 mark:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ol3mEe8TH7w&feature=player_embedded#
TDG, you're a girl? If so, I need to know where you got those pj's! They sound adorable.
Congratulations.
You've been selected to win an ipod touch!
redsunite isn't even the coolest one of his friends.
I didn't hear a lisp when you said that.
WHAT THE FUCK?
NO DELETING HERE!
i'm having flashbacks to the RMMB
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