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Tucker Max's face, meet Megan ******'s hand
Megan was discussing ball shaving with a nice man at a tailgate. Good start to this story;) NE ways, Tucker Max was also at the tailgate and started talking shit to Megan (he obviously thought she was a hot girl who would sleep w/ him if acted like an asshole, and he was showing off in front of his buddies). Megan hit him on the arm, and he said that meant Megan wanted to fuck him because if she hit him in the face, then he'd know she was mad. She then dissed his elastic waistband (yes, he was wearing elastic waistband shorts, what is he, 12?), and he said "its so stupid bitch whores like you can suck my dick without any confusion." So she slapped him in the face!!!
Tucker threw his drink at her, Candice threw her drink at Tucker with lightning fast reflexes, then he proceeded to grab Megan by her hair and hit her in the face with his pathetically small hands. With a bruised face, and a bruised ego, he took his shriveled penis back to his buddies.
In Tucker Max's own words, "My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole." Oh, and he hits girls.
15,918 comments:
«Oldest ‹Older 10201 – 10400 of 15918 Newer› Newest»"haha, someone else talked about ignoring mccoy, and you said it was yet another member of Tucker's groupies.
The paranoia and delusions continue!
TMFB" --nils parker
mccoy, please leave. I would prefer not to get involved considering I usually save my best insults for Tucker's posts.
"IFTB stands for i fucked tucker's butt"
Haha. This is pretty lowbrow, but I confess that I laughed.
"Max’s video minion ridicules both Vietnamese & African-American women"
--http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/sexist/2009/09/10/spot-your-local-tucker-max-douchebag/
"Max has the power to gather all the local sexist douchebags into one c"
More awesome reviews! Private Jet and $25,000,000 opening weekend and beating hangover to follow!
"Tucker Max, professional sexist, swung through College Park, Md., and Washington, D.C., last month to help promote his new movie, “I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell.” Tucker Max events, you may be surprised to learn, can actually prove helpful to us feminists. Max has the power to gather all the local sexist douchebags into one convenient location for an evening, and that makes those people a lot easier to identify (and mock). But if you didn’t have the heart to trudge out and ridicule the hordes of Tucker Max fans in person, it’s not too late to get in on the fun. Max has graciously provided anecdotal and recorded evidence of the tour’s douchiest attendees for us! See if you can spot any douches from your workplace, biology class, or overpriced Georgetown lounge:"
--http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/sexist/2009/09/10/spot-your-local-tucker-max-douchebag/
"Over at the Washington, D.C., premier, Max’s video minion ridicules both Vietnamese and African-American women, the former for being employed as a pedicurist, and the latter for having a name he finds funny. He also exposes several douchebags gathered outside the premier who can recite obscure details of Tucker Max’s sexcapades, but are unable to name the second and third presidents of the United States. Max’s douchey law-school buddies get in on the fun, but they ask Max not to repeat any of the *beep* they said, because they are douchey guys who went to law school. Also featured: An awkward night-vision shot of a theater full of douchebags writhing with glee when Tucker Max makes a joke about exterminating fat chicks, or whatever the *beep* that guy does for a living." --http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/sexist/2009/09/10/spot-your-local-tucker-max-douchebag/
Anonymous said...
From the iscussion thread
"I saw the screening in Los Angeles tonight at the Directors Guild of America. While it wasn't well attended (although I saw Bob Gosse, looking unhappy) and there were perhaps two media members present - which isn't surprising considering the MSM blackout of the movie - it underscores how crucial word of mouth is going to be for this movie to succeed."
Whoa- really? Is this true? Anybody know anything about this "blackout"? Or is this wording just hyperbole
9/10/2009 12:19 AM
" --http://tuckermaxdoucebag.blogspot.com/
"Vinnie
9 hours ago Tucker Max is both a liar and a douchebag.
That is all anyone need know.
Frank
6 hours ago Tucker Max stories are all fabrications anyway. His stories were even debunked on the air during a live interview on Opie & Anthony (you can find the interview on YouTube). The only comedic moment was watching a dumbfounded Tucker Max looking shocked at being called out on one of his lies. That’s when you find out that his sharp, rapier wit is limited to his supposedly-true stories. In real life, Tucker Max is fumbling, tongue-tied and socially clueless.
stobey
6 hours ago Ha ha ha. Of course he’s a liar. He’s like 5 foot 11 and ugly. He did any of the things he claims he’d certainly get beaten up and come on, before he was famous no one was lining up to sleep with him. He’s Fugly !
" --http://statenews.com/index.php/article/2009/09/maxs_vulgar_film_pathetic_rarely_funny
from: http://txtnly.com/2009/08/06/hello-world/
Evidently, Tucker Max has a horrible movie coming out. Here’s the script:
http://gawker.com/5033233/tucker-maxs-movie-script
is this going to get tucker his private jet he keeps boasting about and $25,000,000 opening weekend? is tucker's film going to beat the hangover easily, as tucker stated? is this tour just like motley crew? what do you fanboys/volunteers on the bus/employees think?
"mccoy, please leave. I would prefer not to get involved considering I usually save my best insults for Tucker's posts."
TDG, how would you even go about deconstructing mccoy's babble? It seems to me that a proper deconstruction requires coherent sentences and cogent ideas.
If you really wanted to be ironic, you could just cut and paste selections from past deconstructions, since all mccoy does is cut and paste his rhetoric.
"The Deconstruction Guy said...
mccoy, please leave. I would prefer not to get involved considering I usually save my best insults for Tucker's posts." Tucker Max posing as TDG
mccoy is cool.
keep it up mccoy.
don't let tucker's minions throw you off your game.
"Just ignore all the idiotic McCoy & related posts & they'll go away soon enough. They can only self-fulfill their attention need for so long before moving on.
IFTB" --Richard Kelly
IFTB stands for i fucked tucker's butt
hahaah ha!
ryan holiday?
why sooooo seriousss?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMiqVcBAHzI
donnie darko doucheo/cbs corporation/simon spotlight hath given you an immense, charitable gift.
they threw $12,000,000+ at the world's most epic douchebag to entertain you, and they did it as a charitable donation, as they won't make it back.
the fart-art farse is truly worth $12,000,000, and we've got the best seats in the house. the real story is not up on the silver screen, as tucker wasn't smart/talented enough to capture the higher truths and deeper reality.
instead, with his $12,000,000, tucker hired an army of d-list douchetards, as tucker is a most jealous god and he must create art in his own image. he learned the craft of screenwriting from their soulless lsat courses and gutted curriculums.
he always conformed. he always toed his masters' line. he kneeled before them as they knighted him with book advances and millions of dollars. he went to all the right schools, and said and did all the right things, and even exalted abortion in humorous stories so as to please his corporate-statist elders.
he conformed to all corporate-state dictates. he read the handbook and pledged tehir fraternity, doing everything they asked as a diligent employee. he violated a young woman's anus while taping it without her consent, as the corporate powers expect all the best and brightest young men to do these days, rewarding them with cash and Duke scholarships.
tucker is the very paragon of corporate-state intelligence, poise, character, honesty, and integrity.
the only question is, then, why is he epic failing?
what could it all mean?
i thought tucker was too big to fail!
sit back, relax, and enjoy the sex-ray videos and bus tour!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMiqVcBAHzI
this will be watched more than tucker's movie:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YcIQYCkJPI
and it cost about $12,000,000 less.
why sooo serious fanboyz! ohhh yeah--life goes on! (feel free to clap in your corproate-state cubicle as you slave away for tucker's investors)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vxKSSkgacE&feature=fvw
thank tucker for doing all the work for you. thank his investors for losing money.
it is not your money, so you can laugh. it is healthy to laugh now and then.
even this will be watched more:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P27ZNx9ovds&feature=fvw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUxFKc6gd9U&feature=related
c'mon admit you laughed!
so much funnier than tucker's $12,00,000 poopie jokes. no?
Hello Bob Gosse! What's it like working w/ Tucker 4 art/film/beauty/enlightenment? ru on da bus? or under it?
tucker never really mentions you at all now it seems... maybe we missed it?
this is odd, as a director defines a movie.
i mean think star wars/lucas & inglorious bastards/tarentino.
they generally roll the director out for publicity's sake, instead of a "girl's gone wild" bus with logan from the gilmore girls painted on the side, but it seems tucker instead rolled out a bus and threw the director under it, so to speak.
we're hoping you can provide a breakdown on which jokes in the trailers were yours, and which were tucker's.
how would have you done things differently, had you been directing?
I'm going to try to ignore mccoy. And I'll focus on what I do best, maybe he will go away then.
"I will always have a soft spot in my heart for Columbus, simply because this is the first place I truly understood how big my impact on people had become."
Yes, we all were witness to your nausea inducing aura.
"I returned yesterday to show the movie–just like I promised I would in May."
The first promise you've kept since your production blog started
"Kinda ironic that we did the Columbus premiere on September 9th, 2009, which is the seven year anniversary, to the day, of the launching of my original site, www.TuckerMax.com."
And that's 7 years the rest of America wants back.
"Anyway, the premiere itself was awesome. Fun crowd, nice theater, and overall just a fantastic time. It ended up being one of my favorite pre-shows so far:"
Lemme guess, people show up, you mock them, they act like idiots, you fuck one, hilarity ensues!!
"-This girl starts telling her story, and she is clearly wasted and during her story says she hooked up with a dude in sweat pants:"
WOW best opening to a story I've ever seen!
"Tucker: Right, then he went to a club in them and shot himself in the leg and the punchline is it was Plaxico Burress."
Yet another celebrity reference! Can Tugger be funny on his own?
"-A dark skinned dude got up to tell a story:
Bill: Black guy or Jihadist, I can’t tell. Here you go."
Racism is funny!
KTATguy, YHBHFY
the movie will do under $2,000,000
over $10,000,000 short of its overall budget.
game over.
not one positive press review yet.
not one.
epic fail.
under $1,000,000 i predict
way, way, way under $1,000,000
nobody has heard of it and it is generating no buzz despite millions in funding
under 5,000 views:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2qHObTy4nk&feature=channel
"Have we really descened that far down the scale? These are the people I can't stand. I live in Boston. Please, don't let this affect you're view of the city and the people who live in it. These morons do not represent all of us."
"These insults aren't funny anymore, they're just lame. "Smells like I rimmed an asshole." Stop making jokes if you don't have one."
nobody cares....
Nice doppleganger job to the dude who faked being me.
Gracias
It's really not that hard, you just pick out a sentence from his blog post and write whatever witty thing pops in your head.
Looks like IHTSBIH bought some ad time on ESPN. I saw it at 6:41 this evening on the East Coast.
The joke they threw out was sort of funny, with Tucker saying "Dance Monkey!" to a stripper after one of his rules. But then the ad goes all snakes on a plane, because it's seriously advertised like this "From the best selling book by Tucker Max".
Problem with this is, he's not a household name. He's a niche, nothing more. He's not Michael Cricton or Stephen King, and it comes off as ridiculous that an unknown is putting his name first and foremost.
"Tucker Who?"
Exactly.
"The Deconstruction Guy said... Nice doppleganger job to the dude who faked being me."
they faked being you to go after mccoymountain, as that's where richard kelly is investing all the remaining darko funds on their way down.
^^^^^^^^
Yeah dude, I realize that, but mccoymountain sucks and that guy did a great imitation of me.
I have to give props when props are due. TDGDG (The Deconstruction Guy Doppleganger Guy), well done.
-TDG
muhahahaha you don't get it do you?
mccoy makes all of YOU look bad, and by mentioning him over and over again, and getting you guys to drum up support, our cause is only getting STRENGTHENED.
Pretty soon mccoy will be the face of all that is anti-Tucker, and no one will ever take you seriously again.
We win, BITCHES.
-Tucker
I am a reporter working with a major newspaper.
Please email me at tuckermax1@gmail.com
I would like to speak with anyone who frequents this blog, off the record of course.
Yeah dude, I realize that, but mccoymountain sucks and that guy did a great imitation of me.
I have to give props when props are due. TDGDG (The Deconstruction Guy Doppleganger Guy), well done.
-TDG --nils parker
looks like darko had a falling out with amazon.com, or maybe they're running out of money to harass/threaten amazon, but amazon isn't deleting negative reviews as much.
"
I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell, September 3, 2009
By J. Ladore "JL" (Maryland) - See all my reviews
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IF I COULD GIVE THIS A BIG FAT ZERO I WOULD BUT I WAS STUCK GIVING IT 1 STAR. THE BOOK AND THE MOVIE IS RUDE AND CRUDE. TRULY A WASTE OF ONES TIME. Help other customers find the most helpful reviews
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run of the mill frat boy stories, September 2, 2009
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Mildly interesting frat boy type stories. I got drunk, picked up some chicks bla bla bla Yawn Help other customers find the most helpful reviews
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The fact that this has so many favorable reviews shows the extent of the rape culture we live in, September 2, 2009
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This review is from: I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell (Paperback)
Getting women drunk to sleep with them is RAPE - not entertainment. I didn't personally read this book but after reading exerpts and reviews I know more than I need to. People need to start taking a stand and speaking out against misogyny and abuse. Very sad to see how many condone it. Help other customers find the most helpful reviews
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One major unfatal flaw ruins this book, August 31, 2009
By JackOfMostTrades "Jack" (Washington, DC) - See all my reviews
I read this book (is it a book? not sure) because I was asked to read some stupid books. I didn't think anything could be this stupid. I'm not even referring to the writing itself. I'm referring to the idea that someone would be so moronic as to write this stuff down. Maybe the guy figured he could make some money on it. He'd have done the world a better service if he started a drug cartel if that was his intent. If you're older than 15 and think this piece of s__t has any merit, you're in for a pretty unhappy life. Trust me. I've done everything this a--hole has done. If you think f-----g a girl up the a-- is something cool to read about, why don't you just try it?
This book is for losers who wish they could but haven't, which also means it's unlikely these same people have any lives to speak of. The scenarios are very overrated in terms of their shock value. In the second chapter, the author relates how some redneck threatened him and his pals with a sawed-off shotgun because he thought they scratched his truck outside a bar. The dude would have done the world a big favor if he had fulfilled on his threat. And that is the unfatal flaw of the book.
I do believe in free speech, but if this book were translated into Arabic and distributed throughout the Middle East, it would probably provide a great recruiting tool for suicide bombers, if it were promoted as being the typical American way of life. With any luck, the author will off himself in some hotel one night. But then again, I'm a pessimist about these things. Help other customers find the most helpful reviews
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This guy is FAKE!!!, August 28, 2009
By J. Nguyen (California) - See all my reviews
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He fabricates most of these stories and blows them up into something ridiculous. People have called him on it and asked him to recites the same stories that he wrote in his book and in blogs....he tells the stories wrong and tells them different thing that happened....if you wanna read about this liar and his "crazy life" for entertainment purposes go ahead...id suggest you not waste your money. You can if you want, but in real life this guys a total chode. Help other customers find the most helpful reviews
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It's not the content that makes this guy an idiot, August 25, 2009
By J. Stults "Jackie D" (Seattle, WA) - See all my reviews
I got about 7 pages in (a friend told me I HAD to read it) and I had to put it down. I was pretty indifferent to the stories; they didn't make me laugh or make me mad. What I couldn't handle was the way the author wrote. While it's clear this guy is proud to be an idiot, the style and grammar in which he wrote likened him to a 9th grader.
I just don't know how people could stand to read something so badly written! Of course it doesn't help that the guy is a joke... but maybe that's the point?
It was just stupid all the way around. If you want to read something then please find a book that makes you think, even if it's just a little bit. Help other customers find the most helpful reviews
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yuck!, August 24, 2009
By Susanne Richmond "readaholic" (Valley Center, CA, USA) - See all my reviews
I can't believe there is a human alive like this! The weasle will be miserable soon. Karma! Help other customers find the most helpful reviews
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Total Inanity, August 23, 2009
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This book is very funny for about 50 pages. Unfortunately its 300 pages long. I got through the entire thing because its like watching a train wreck. After a while Maxs sex and vomit get exposed for what they are...just plain stupid The guy cant even write...better get a decent screenwriter for the movie.
"
--http://www.amazon.com/
mccoy makes tucker look bad, and by mentioning him over and over again, and getting you guys to drum up support, your cause is only getting STRENGTHENED.
Pretty soon mccoy will be the face of all that is anti-Tucker, and no one will ever take Tucker seriously again.
You win, BITCHES.
-Tucker
Yeah dude, I realize that, but mccoymountain sucks and that guy did a great imitation of me.
I have to give props when props are due. TDGDG (The Deconstruction Guy Doppleganger Guy), well done.
-TDG --nils parker
funny how mccoy is getting under their skin.
$12,000,000 is a big hole for DIY freestyle "distribution."
$12,000,000 is a big hole for absolutely zero positive press after a million-dollar-bus tour/debacle.
$12,000,000 is a big hole for even a super-douche like tucker to climb out of.
keep it up mccoy. you make me laugh.
The problem with tucker moving beyond his message board is that he can't delete real reviews.
"I posted a well-written, honest review of this one-star book (my opinion), and it keeps getting deleted! I posted it three times already. Hmmm.... seems like someone is totally threatened by what I have to say.
I am almost certain the author or his PR department is monitoring and flagging these bad reviews... how sad that he or they can't take a little honest criticism.
I simply stated my opinion--that this book would appeal to small-town folk or button-up corporate types who are sheltered and think that the kind of drinking and debauchery written in his memoires is subversive and "crazy"... when in fact, it's a little laughable for most of us who have been through more (and worse!!!) and don't have to flex our "crazy" muscles.
I also stated that the rare funny bits in this book were drowned out by his incessant self-promoting and bragging... I could barely get through this book because of that. It was annoying and tedious to read.
I'm sorry, to whoever is monitoring these, but that's just my opinion. I'm sorry if it doesn't sit well with you, but I just didn't find it all that great and the memoirs of some lame, over-privileged frat boy trying to "live on the edge"--laughably, at that--may not be of interest to some of us out here.
And stop censoring my reviews because your feelings are so hurt. Get a grip and deal with it.
"
--http://www.amazon.com/REVIEW-LAME-KEEPS-GETTING-DELETED/forum/FxFIT6WSO238TC/Tx2NNUW7U53HYO3/1/ref=cm_cd_ef_rt_tft_tp?%5Fencoding=UTF8&asin=0806532254
i can picture them driving around on their high-tech bus, plotting how to thwart mccoymountain by posting under anonymous accounts here, frito crumbs falling off nil's chin.
make no mistake, this is the most-read site pertaining to tucker, so you can bet a couple million has been set aside specifically for it.
amazing the amount of work they are putting in ward off mccoymountain.
i knew tucker's camp probably came here, but had no idea they were so active/committed.
mccoy is really just posting links to truth/excerpts from the truth for the most part.
it's the truth that is getting under their skin.
it's not just $12,000,000 at stake here; it's tucker's next ten movies.
mccoy is merely reality's messenger sayin' it ain't gonna happen, but as darko hates reality (look at all their flops) of course they are gonna go after mccoy, as it's too late to do the noble thing and create enduring art.
hilarious to darko impersonating other people to get at mccoy.
just got done readin' mccoy's imdb entries.
hilarious....
two more weeks to go...
and we're done...
actually i would say mccoy has already vanquished darko... as darko helped him...
I don't understand the support for mccoy, I've always found him to be annoying as hell. His rhetoric is tiring, and he never makes valid points or gets in any real debate.
If he's the face of our anti-Tucker movement, then we have failed.
Mccoymountain is a JEW and is trying desperately to throw you off the track of their assault on average american minds and morals with their JEW FILTH paid for with money funneled through their tool VIACOM which exists solely to propagandize JEW LIES and steal average working families' savings so they can stack up their JEW GOLD and mccoymountains is laughing to herself every time she posts and every time you answer her because she's a MANIPULATIVE JEWESS just like Betty Friedan
mccoy, don't you realize you're ruining it for the rest of us? Make one or two posts here or there, but you're driving people who agree with you away with your obnoxious behavior.
"I don't understand the support for tucker, I've always found him to be annoying as hell. His rhetoric is tiring, and he never makes valid points or gets in any real debate.
If he's the face of our pro-Tucker movement, then we have failed." --ryan holiday
"tucker, don't you realize you're ruining it for the rest of us? Make one or two fart art films here or there, but you're driving people who agree with you away with your obnoxious behavior." --bob gosse
mccoy rulez.
full frontal assaults, and sneaky attacks from the flanks and rear cannot stop him.
14 days.
14 days.
game over.
whoever it is that keeps adding quotations to every anti-mccoy post.
You are HILARIOUS. Funnier than TDG.
QUOTE GUY IS MY HERO, HE IS SOOO FUCKING FUNNY
It's mccoy himself. And you are too.
I can't wait for someone to say something negative about mccoy, QUOTE GUY WILL GET THEM GOOD.
EVERYONE WHO IS ANTI-MCCOY MUST BE TUGGER OR ONE OF HIS ACCOMPLICES
Just caught up with the whole "Bunny is a cokehead" thread. If this is true, how much do you want to bet Tucker "I don't drugs" Max is also a cokehead?
wait, I thought mccoy was a girl?
I liked mccoymountain a lot more when he was Andrew Ator.
And I hated Andrew Ator. What a shitty, writer. I'd steal your ID too. I applaude Tucker Max on that one.
"Watch the video of the E.L. stop. They rip on E.L. being a ghost town but they were not actually in E.L. They just hung out in the movie theatre parking lot all day on a Tuesday then went over to a nearby Wal-Mart to riff on people who have never heard of them. The whole crew doing this tour are just big douchbags with no career in entertainment in sight once this movies bombs."
--http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1220628/board/thread/147173700?d=147212347&p=1#147212347
mccoy is definitely posting as multiple people here. He's conversing with himself.
"mccoy is definitely posting as multiple people here. He's conversing with himself." --mccoy
"""mccoy is definitely posting as multiple people here. He's conversing with himself." --mccoy" --mccoy" --mccoy
ERIN LEIGH TYLER IS A FILTHY NASTY SLUT CUNT WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"mccoy is definitely posting as multiple people here. He's conversing with himself." --mccoy --mccoy --mccoy --mccoy
"Kinda ironic that we did the Columbus premiere on September 9th, 2009, which is the seven year anniversary, to the day, of the launching of my original site, www.TuckerMax.com."
Ok Tugger, I will felch Nils's defective swimmers from your asshole and then snowball it back to you if you can explain how that's ironic.
some interesting posts over @ imdb.
did donnie darko have a falling out with vince vaughan?
vince vaughan is so super talented.
tucker/richard kelly have to rely on fart art and having sex with and demeaning midgets for publicity.
is that why richard/tucker are so hate-filled?
hollywood doesn't owe them anything.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1220628/board/thread/147173974
Have you seen/read END THE FED by Ron Paul? "Everyone must read this book--Congressmen and college students, Democrats and Republicans--all Americans."
--Vince Vaughn
Whn you think about it, Tucker Max was the Fed's ultimate creation--a soulless, debased douchebag:
"My name is Tucker Max, and I am an *beep*
Think about it--Tucker's motto @ http://tuckermax.com could be the Fed's motto:
"I get excessively drunk via inflating the currency at inappropriate times, disregard social norms (funding feminism/debauchery & debasement of the family/currency/culture/tucker max(educated at the Fed's University of Chicago's School of Economics (school of freakanomics) and Duke scholarship)), indulge every whim/war, ignore the consequences of my actions/bubbles/bailouts, fund idiots and posers and tucker-max-like CEOs, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable/luring them with fiat currency & a fiat-funded bus, and just generally act like a raging darko/douchebag/dickhead."
What do you think of Ron Paul's new book--End the Fed?
http://www.amazon.com/End-Fed-Ron-Paul/dp/0446549193/
Review for End The Fed
"Rarely has a single book not only challenged, but decisively changed my mind. "
--Arlo Guthrie
"Everyone must read this book--Congressmen and college students, Democrats and Republicans--all Americans."
--Vince Vaughn
Vince Vaughn is a far, far better actor/director/writer than Tucker Max, so it makes sense that Tucker and his jealous friends at the Fed detest Arlo Guthrie and Vince Vaughan as well as art, film, and literature.
The book has much better reviews and is far-higher ranked than Tucker's douchey books/film/trailer--Five solid stars!
Why do you donnie darko douchos/cbs haterz hate on art, the Constitution, morality, goodness, sound money, peace, prosperity, love, the family, kindness, and Ron Paul so much?
And like the Fed, tucker privatizes all the profits of his private jet while sharing all the risk with his volunteer employees, who work for free.
that's interesting that "end the fed" was published in september 2009--the same month and year marking the final end of tucker's hollywood career.
could it really be that they are linked?
bunny, call your psychiatrist everytime you feel the urge to post here darling
it's obvious it's you, no one else knows your middle name nor cares about your breakdown
certainly no one would keep bashing you
get some help
tucker, if you still read this, for fuck's sake get the girl some help, if you have one GD normal bone in your body, recognize that the bitch needs your help right now
like it or not, you might be the only person left in her life who she will listen to about serious matters...
take a moment out of fucking whores and call and check on her, text her, invite her to be with you on tour, smometing to get her out of this bullshit downward spiral
-concerned hater
Will someone fucking assassinate Ron Paul so I don't have to hear about this End the Fed bullshit anymore?
How the FUCK are we supposed to be impressed that VINCE FUCKING VAUGHN. A FUCKING ACTOR WHO HAS NO BUSINESS WHATSOEVER GETTING INVOLVED IN POLITICS ENDORSES THIS STUPID FUCKING BOOK.
SHUT THE FUCK UP.
amazing how much time/money the tucker camp is spending on thwarting mccoymountain who is really just the messenger of their own epic suckage.
epic, all-around, fail.
"Will someone fucking assassinate Ron Paul so I don't have to hear about this End the Fed bullshit anymore?
How the FUCK are we supposed to be impressed that VINCE FUCKING VAUGHN. A FUCKING ACTOR WHO HAS NO BUSINESS WHATSOEVER GETTING INVOLVED IN POLITICS ENDORSES THIS STUPID FUCKING BOOK.
SHUT THE FUCK UP." --Richard Kelly after getting off the phone with an investor who was pissed that the TARP bailouts wouldn't cover the $12,000,000 loss. The Fed only helps the big guys. Not the Richard Kellys, which is why it's funny Tucker constantly defends the Fed in his fart art.
def. a bad tactical move on the tucker team's part
two weeks out, no positive publicity from the money-burning bus tour, and they pick a fight with vince vaughan, ron paul, arlo guthrie, and mccoymountain.
instead of burning millions on this foolish battle, they should have bought a billboard on sunset.
next time... i'd say.. if only there were second acts for douchebags.
"bunny, call your psychiatrist everytime you feel the urge to post here darling
it's obvious it's you, no one else knows your middle name nor cares about your breakdown
certainly no one would keep bashing you
get some help
tucker, if you still read this, for fuck's sake get the girl some help, if you have one GD normal bone in your body, recognize that the bitch needs your help right now
like it or not, you might be the only person left in her life who she will listen to about serious matters...
take a moment out of fucking whores and call and check on her, text her, invite her to be with you on tour, smometing to get her out of this bullshit downward spiral
-concerned hater"
Normally I roll my eyes when people try to be overly serious here, but this whole post needs to be repeated. Tucker, I hope you're reading this. All this 'people are responsible for their own destinies' bullshit- it's just the excuses of a boy, pretending to be a man, looking for any way he can to justify his selfish, destructive lifestyle. Get the girl some help- own up to the consequences of your actions.
"Kinda ironic that we did the Columbus premiere on September 9th, 2009, which is the seven year anniversary, to the day, of the launching of my original site, www.TuckerMax.com."
How is this ironic Tucker? do you know the meaning of the word? You are a writer for shits sake - at least try and pretend you know
what a dictionary is please.
"-There were only two media present because that's all we screened it for. Why would we do a screening for only two media? We actually only screened it for ONE person, because he is a big LA Times writer doing a profile on me and the movie. "
WTF???? Do you think your fans are THAT stupid. Oh wait......
"How is this ironic Tucker? do you know the meaning of the word? You are a writer for shits sake - at least try and pretend you know
what a dictionary is please."
Tucker's a writer in the same sense that Bob Gosse is a successful filmmaker.
The "big LA Times writer" (seriously dude, for a writer you couldn't come up with a better adjective than "big"?) hardly busted his ass writing an in-depth profile on you or the movie. At best it was luke warm, at worst it felt like he was dying to
let rip what he really felt (disgust) but was held back by editorial constraint. Bottom line: I would not go see the movie based on this profile
Tucker Max is a good writer like Josef Fritzl is a good father.
Tucker Max is funny like Dr Conrad Murray is competant
Tucker Max is successful like the Bunny is a good role model for young women.
Did anyone read the NY Times article about Tucker from last week? The article actually refers to Tucker as "muscular." The guy who wrote that article must be one of Tucker's gay fanboys!
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/09/05/movies/05tucker.html?_r=1
So, this breakdown that Bunny's having? It's making me kinda excited to see what heppens when the same piece of Tucker's brain snaps.
"muscular."
I saw that. Tucker claims to be 6'0, when we know he is something like 5'9-5'10 and he weighs almost 200 which is overweight for his size.
Muscular my eye.
"Ok Tugger, I will felch Nils's defective swimmers from your asshole and then snowball it back to you if you can explain how that's ironic."
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Tucker never knows the definitions of words, he just throws things in there and hopes they stick.
To him, it would be ironic if your birthday was today (Sept 11th).
What a douche.
And yet Germans love David Hasselhoff.
Isn't it ironic that Tucker's movie doesn't have any talent in front of, or behind, the camera, its main source of promotion is a makeshift bus tour, and the distro is strictly do-it-yourself, yet nobody's talking about it?
That's irony, Tucker style.
Yeah, Tucker's just another idiot who thinks that ironic = coincidental.
Box Office Mojo has it releasing the 25th, then expanding on 10/16 (same weekend as "Where the Wild Things Are"
they keep deleting comments here.
http://kykernel.com/2009/09/10/sexually-idealized-antihero-has-more-to-him-than-exploits-and-laughs/comment-page-1/#comment-6260
harrold says:
September 11, 2009 at 6:49 am
you don’t seem very hot.
that’s probably why you enjoy seeing minorities and asians and overweight girls made fun of.
gregory says:
September 11, 2009 at 6:52 am
she’s definitely a 3/10
and her soul’s a 0/10
kevinkline says:
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September 11, 2009 at 6:54 am
i thought journalists were supposed to do due diligence:
http://tuckermaxdoucebag.blogspot.com/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1220628/board/threads/
not pretty, no soul, does not know how to google.
a kentucky 10!
http://kykernel.com/2009/09/10/sexually-idealized-antihero-has-more-to-him-than-exploits-and-laughs/comment-page-1/#comment-6260
In June, we were at about 6000 posts. There's been nearly as much poasting in the past 3 months as in the previous two years.
Conclusion: the movie is a great success!
Katie Saltz is the Kernel’s relationship columnist and a lover of douchebags. E-mail her your thoughts or relationship questions at theheartbeat@kykernel.com, if you wnat to end up like the bunny.
Keep hating Bitches!!
Tucker Max doesn't afraid of anything!!!!
whoresalot.
Katy Saltz and Bunny are textbook examples of this:
www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message276132/pg2
How the Rockefellers Re-Engineered Women
February 1, 2007
In order to destroy the family, the media convinced women that they could not rely on the heterosexual contract.
Myrna Blyth was the editor in chief of Ladies Home Journal from 1981 to 2002. In her book "Spin Sisters" (2004) she says the media sold women "a career in exactly the same drum banging way that the Happy Homemaker had been ..sold to their mothers." (38)
The Illuminati undermined women's natural loving instincts using the following mantras:
1. Men can no longer be trusted. Using the Lifetime Network as an example, Blyth concluded "all men are 1) unfaithful rats 2) abusive monsters 3) dishonest scumbags, or 4) all of the above. Women on the other hand were...flinty achievers who triumph despite the cavemen who...want to keep them in their place." (62-63)
2. Women are victims by virtue of their sex. Blyth says the media sends "one message loud and clear. Because we are women, we remain victims in our private lives, at work, in society as a whole." (156) Thus women must have a sense of grievance, entitlement and rebellion. The same tactic was used to manipulate Jews, Blacks, workers and gays. (See my "Victim as Moral Zombie" )
3. Women should be selfish. "Liberation and narcissism have merged," Blyth says. Leisure now means, "time for yourself, spent alone, or perhaps with one's girlfriends but definitely without spouse and kids...Endless articles preached the new feminist gospel, that indulging yourself is an important part of being a healthy, well adjusted woman." (65)
4. Sex is not reserved for love and marriage. Magazines like Glamour and Cosmopolitan urge young women to "put out on their first date,"ogle men openly" and be an athlete in bed. There is no discussion of marriage or family. (160) Such women can't trust a man enough to surrender themselves in love.
5. Self-fulfillment lies in career success and not husband and family. "The social rewards of holding down a job are critical to one's sense of dignity and self worth," Betty Friedan pontificated. In fact, "most work is deeply ordinary," Blyth observes (35-36.) (I'm not saying women can't have jobs, only they shouldn't be tricked out of having families if they want them.)
more on katy saltz & the bunny:
By Henry Makow Ph.D.
Feminism is an excellent example of how the Rockefeller mega cartel uses the awesome power of the mass media (i.e. propaganda.) to control society.
In 40 short years, many women have lost touch with their natural loving instincts. Consequently, the family is in disarray, sexual depravity is rampant and birth rates have plummeted.
I will expand on the Rockefeller's role, but first we need to remember that for a woman, love is an instinctive act of self-sacrifice.
She gives herself to her husband and children and is fulfilled by seeing them thrive and receiving their love, respect and gratitude.
A woman makes this supreme sacrifice to only one man who will cherish her and provide for his family. Men instinctively want to fulfill this responsibility. This is the essence of the heterosexual contract (i.e. marriage): female power in exchange for male power expressed as love. Sex is the symbol of this exclusive bond. Marriage and family may not be for everyone but it is the natural path for most.
A drastic paradigm shift is required to make sense of the world. The Rockefellers are part of the private world central banking cartel that also controls media, defence, pharmaceutical and other cartels. To protect their monopoly of credit and wealth, they are instituting a world police state ("world government") using the bogus 9-11 attack and endless war as a pretext. Rockefeller told Russo about this plan a year before 9-11.
MEDIA (TUCKER) ERADICATES LOVE
Every facet of the mass media (movies, TV, magazines, music, commercials, news) is used for indoctrination and social control with the ultimate goal of enslavement. There is a connection between what happened in Communist Russia and what is happening in America today. In both cases the central banking cartel is asserting its totalitarian control.
"Tucker Max doesn't afraid of anything!!!!"
Yes, he is not afriad to use incorrect English.
"not afriad"
rock on
7:55 and 7:56 Rockefeller Guy, rock on too
rebuke the evil feminists! men, go your own way. have nothing to do with feminist women. let them turn to sterile lezbo decadence, competing with ten other women every evening for a player alpha, or cats. let them see just how well they can hold up civilization on their own without men doing the actual work, while they sit around all day being catty about who they're fucking.
men going their own way will always be able to support themselves and make a worthwhile life. don't allow vampire parasites to latch on to you with their child support and alimony and divorce settlement crap. men going their own way will always be attractive to real women; men become more powerful and capable as they age, women lose their looks by 28 and then go downhill fast. old men are patriarchs and leaders. old women are grandmothers or crazy cat ladies.
men, rebuke the socialist feminist liberal liars. go your own way. live your own life. withdraw your sanction and consent from the society that wants to rape and ensalve you. drive the feminists straight into the irreducible contradiction of their own insane stupidity and let them choke on it, that they may serve as a clear example for generations to come. atlas, shrug.
and that guy posting the ukrainian women ad is spot on. tho poles are hotter.
"And like the Fed, tucker privatizes all the profits of his private jet while sharing all the risk with his volunteer employees, who work for free."
mccoymountain is a freakin' prophet. Of course, to most people real prophets come off sounding like a mental patient off their meds, but that's because the truth they speak is so in conflict with accepted beliefs that.... well, they end up sounding like a mental patient off their meds.
John D. Rockefeller once said, "I want to own nothing, but control everything." Meaning, to accept none of the risks but absorb all of the gains. That's the same mentality with the FED... and Tucker.
Tucker = lamprey? Now there's a mental image.....
Really? analyzing and seperating EVERY sentence tucker writes? I'm a fan of his, but the MOST time or energy i will put towards him is just READING AND ENJOYING the stories.
NOT going through every individual comment he's made and giving it more attention than Obama's whole "keep going to school speech".
I see a lot of hate towards him and a lot of "haha your show was a bust, your movie's gonna suck" but the point of tucker max is NOT the stories in and of themselves.. it's the fact that he decided to get OUT of a "stable" career that he hated, which is something we ALL want to do at one point in our lives. But instead of MASSIVELY FAILING and becoming some homeless vagrant (because inside that's why you and i won't quit our day jobs, out of fear) he's got the oppurtunity for shows, and books, and movies, all about the shit he has fun doing.
All these rants are inane and out of jealousy. Tell me, who here has NEVER exaggerated some part of their lives?
"yeah... she fucked me"
"No i'd NEVER sleep with him"
"i've only had sex with a few people"
"i've fucked TONS of chicks"
please... if you're completely innocent of ever having fabricated ANYTHING i'd understand your problem.
But from here it's just a bunch of jealous assholes who are mad they didn't think of it sooner.
Hahahah. There might be some people in the world who would trade lives with Tucker. (e.g. you.) The rest of us are quite fine not living in an apartment with Ryan Holiday or a bus with Nils Parker. Also, I've never threatened to give anyone's dog away for any reason.
"it's the fact that he decided to get OUT of a "stable" career that he hated, which is something we ALL want to do at one point in our lives. But instead of MASSIVELY FAILING and becoming some homeless vagrant (because inside that's why you and i won't quit our day jobs, out of fear)"
Stop projecting.
1) I like my day job and they pay me way more than I think I deserve and I essentially spend only half my time actually working. Heck, I get a day each week to VPN in from home, which means I actually get 3-day weekends every week. 2) Even if I decided I didn't like it, I'd keep putting up with it not out of fear but because I _know_ exactly what the alternative is. I've been there. I've done minimum-wage labor. I can do it, I am even capable of enjoying it, but I simply know it's hard. I am not afraid of it, I _can_ do it if the need arises, but I'd prefer not to.
Tucker does not have the option I do. He has deliberately closed it off, and now talks about how the grapes are too sour and he didn't want them anyway. Uh-huh.
When you grow up a little and actually get into the real world and out of school, you might understand stuff like this too.
This is an interesting rally cry because it achieved so much. Let’s run through a checklist:
[ ] Convinced Tucker Max fans that Tucker Max sucks.
[ ] Exposed Tucker Max for who he really is.
[ ] Used Tucker Max as an example of who not to be.
[ ] Made people think twice about seeing his movie.
[x] Vilified the group of people whose minds you are attempting to change.
[x] Redundancy: Feminists already hated Tucker.
[ ] Used a thesaurus. See: “Douche”
The women chronicled in Tucker’s book made their own choices. The choices they made might parallel the discretionary ability of the average zoo animal, but they are choices nonetheless. We don’t hesitate to laugh at this phenomenon in nearly every arena of daily life. The idea of women making their own choices is, last I checked, the backbone of feminism. Unfortunately, as we all discovered in the magical experience known as “growing up;” choice comes with responsibilities. When people (yes, that’s women too!) make asinine decisions they will be ridiculed the same way we ridicule the clown-suit-wearing porn star looking to make a buck.
That’s life.
no the backbone of feminism is women pretending to be men
hint:
it dont work
*fucks babies*
RE: This is an interesting rally cry because it achieved so much. Let’s run through a checklist:
[ ] Convinced Tucker Max fans that Tucker Max sucks.
[ ] Exposed Tucker Max for who he really is.
[ ] Used Tucker Max as an example of who not to be.
[ ] Made people think twice about seeing his movie.
[x] Vilified the group of people whose minds you are attempting to change.
[x] Redundancy: Feminists already hated Tucker.
[ ] Used a thesaurus. See: “Douche”
The women chronicled in Tucker’s book made their own choices. The choices they made might parallel the discretionary ability of the average zoo animal, but they are choices nonetheless. We don’t hesitate to laugh at this phenomenon in nearly every arena of daily life. The idea of women making their own choices is, last I checked, the backbone of feminism. Unfortunately, as we all discovered in the magical experience known as “growing up;” choice comes with responsibilities. When people (yes, that’s women too!) make asinine decisions they will be ridiculed the same way we ridicule the clown-suit-wearing porn star looking to make a buck.
That’s life.
9/11/2009 3:18 PM
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You've missed the point entirely. Or, to put it in terms you might undersatnd better, "you don't get it." No one here is trying to change anyone's minds. Many of us used to be Tucker fans and were very familiar with his site. That's where the rub comes in - the longer you read what he writes or spend time with him the more apparent it becomes that he's really just full of shit.
Follow him for a while and you start to see a very distinct pattern of manipulation. Look at the books he tells his fans to read. Do any of them discuss manipulating the masses for your own personal benefit (here's a hint - start with his buddy Robert Greene's books). Do you think Tucker might be using those tactics on his fans?
Tucker blows every little thing up to be the next coming of Christ and it never is. Whether you've realized it or not, he plays his fans like a piano and keeps feeding them bullshit because they keep eating it. Take an objective look back at what he's predicted, whether it came true, and how he then responded. I've said it before - he's a snake oil salesman. He'll say anything he thinks will curry favor with his fans or draw more attention to him/his site. If it later it becomes too obvious that what he said was wrong he has a very simple answer - he either deletes posts or makes up more bullshit as a cover up.
You do make a couple of good points that I agree with. I'm impressed that Tucker actually wrote a movie and convinced people to give him the necessary funding to get it made. I also agree many people relate to Tucker because of how he pitches his own career: "I left a conventional career to do something I love." Not rocket science to play off of all peoples' desire for this goal. The real question is, do you really know if Tucker "choose" this career path or it developed somewhat organically due to lack of other options (I know the answer to this question and he essentially says it on his own message board if you look).
All that said, as an intelligent person I can't take constantly being scammed and lied to. And make no mistake about it, this is exactly what Tucker does.
Like a lot of people, I didn't start out a Tucker hater. Over time, though, Tucker himself turned me into one. And Tucker's ability to do this, in my very humble opinion, is the fatal character flaw that will prevent him from every seeing success in Hollywood.
As a Tucker fan, it's nice to see a detractor who actually speaks eloquently. You make several good points and you obviously took time to make sure we all read them.
I don't think Tucker is entirely full of BS, yeah, he gets overconfident of his own abilities at times and he does fail to see some of his shortcomings, but he is human.
He has a pretty good eye for recognizing talent when it comes to film, as he has predicted the last two oscar winners for best picture just hours after seeing them.
That's why I have faith in him, and that his movie will be good.
-TMFB
I still don't think he can accurately evaluate the movie. The movie is his movie. He is probably too close to it to be objective.
To the asshole pontificating about how women lose their looks by 28:
Tell that to Shakira, Gabrielle Union, Kelly Brook, Denise Milani, Diane Lane, Eva Longoria, Iman, Tyra Banks, Mary Louise Parker, this could go on all day...
It's called aging, you dipshit. Happens to the best of us, and there isn't anything you can do about it. For you to sit there and rail about how women "past their expiration date" are completely useless to society reveals both your supreme ignorance and inability to get a girl who isn't a "10-2".
Fuck off and die.
Oh, and Tucker Max is still a douchebag.
"To the asshole pontificating about how women lose their looks by 28:"
bullshit examples skipped
it's called cosmetics and plastic surgery
women are designed to catch a man quick and pump out the babies
after 28, they're no good
after 32, they've got mustaches
after 40, they're infertile
any woman having a kid after 40 is either a freak of nature or using donated eggs
Coke-ay-ina
I believe I have been neglectful in my duties as head cutter. I am sorry. I love you all--so much more than I love people in the real world, for you actually return favor--and I promise I've only neglected my duties as head cutter because I've been in the lab, with a pen and a pad, tryin' to get this damn label off.
FYI--If you're cutting...stop. Please do. That's not your pain, baby; don't wear it. There's no net. Only scars. You don't want to explain arms like mine for the remainder of your days, and bloody, motherfucking hell, don't be a victim of projection, how cliche is that? Be the minority. Be a survivor.
Bunny is still breathing. How can you have given up? See, it can always be worse.
So this brings me to my most recent frustration. In New York, in Baltimore, in Tampa (in a hundred places in Tampa), in Chicago, in Los Angeles, and now in [current location redacted], I know just where to go to get an eight ball. Several, actually. My god.
God dammit.
God dammit. God dammit. God dammit. God dammit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can't meet a nice guy. I swear. Something about me says, "Hey, dude, if you're a totally great guy who would treat a girl well and not fuck her over, I think you should move on." The next vibe emitted is, "Hey, that chick has arm scars, and you sell vast quantities of cocaine, like pounds and pounds of it, and your apartment looks not unlike like "The Thing," so why don't you stick your pasty tongue down her throat, and if she acts shifty, we'll stuff her torso in an incinerator."
So if my half-incinerated torso is found around and about in the southwest, just know, I've loved you all who've cut yourselves, and those who have not, and I think you're too fucking good for this planet. Let's all fly away.
Posted by The Bunny at 4:37 AM
ROFL YOU STUPID STUPID STUPID FUCKING BITCH. ROFL ROFL.
Coke-ay-ina
I believe I have been neglectful in my duties as head cutter. I am sorry. I love you all--so much more than I love people in the real world, for you actually return favor--and I promise I've only neglected my duties as head cutter because I've been in the lab, with a pen and a pad, tryin' to get this damn label off.
FYI--If you're cutting...stop. Please do. That's not your pain, baby; don't wear it. There's no net. Only scars. You don't want to explain arms like mine for the remainder of your days, and bloody, motherfucking hell, don't be a victim of projection, how cliche is that? Be the minority. Be a survivor.
Bunny is still breathing. How can you have given up? See, it can always be worse.
So this brings me to my most recent frustration. In New York, in Baltimore, in Tampa (in a hundred places in Tampa), in Chicago, in Los Angeles, and now in [current location redacted], I know just where to go to get an eight ball. Several, actually. My god.
God dammit.
God dammit. God dammit. God dammit. God dammit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can't meet a nice guy. I swear. Something about me says, "Hey, dude, if you're a totally great guy who would treat a girl well and not fuck her over, I think you should move on." The next vibe emitted is, "Hey, that chick has arm scars, and you sell vast quantities of cocaine, like pounds and pounds of it, and your apartment looks not unlike like "The Thing," so why don't you stick your pasty tongue down her throat, and if she acts shifty, we'll stuff her torso in an incinerator."
So if my half-incinerated torso is found around and about in the southwest, just know, I've loved you all who've cut yourselves, and those who have not, and I think you're too fucking good for this planet. Let's all fly away.
Posted by The Bunny at 4:37 AM
ROFL YOU STUPID STUPID STUPID FUCKING BITCH. ROFL ROFL.
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how much is richard kelly paying to try and spam this blog out of existence?
doesn't he know that bob gosse is a better director than he is?
TFMB,
Are you really that stupid?
Are you inferring that Tucker has some innate ability because he picked "Best Picture" Oscars for two years running? Do you realize theere's a huge population of fellow idiots and Joe Six Packs that have done exactly the same? Does that mean they are capable of writing a screenplay? Or impartially judging the greatness of their own (home) movie?
Man, why don't you just return to RMMB and start sucking on your mouse, while pretending it's Tucker's cock?
Friends and I have Oscar pools each year for all categories. It usually takes better than 85% correct for someone to win. If I win it this year I'll start my own forum and become a lying douchebag, because being right about Oscar selections must mean it's okay to have severe character flaws. Fuck I love America.
richard kelly don't have cash to pay people to spam here, so he does it himself.
whassup dick?
tucke + richard kelly = douche & doucher
Deconstructing TMFB:
In this episode: Douchebag is what douchebag does.
"As a Tucker fan, it's nice to see a detractor who actually speaks eloquently."
As opposed to TMMB where they speak by grunting and flinging sperm at each other.
"You make several good points and you obviously took time to make sure we all read them."
Gee, thanks semi-literate, not quite evolved completely Tucker Max fan.
"I don't think Tucker is entirely full of BS,"
Me neither, as his name is clearly Tucker Max. After that factoid he's full of bullshit.
"yeah, he gets overconfident of his own abilities at times and he does fail to see some of his shortcomings, but he is human."
Hey doubledare you to post this on his message board? Don't worry, I'll positive rep you (even after you've been banned).
"He has a pretty good eye for recognizing talent"
Yeah dude, I know. He's made a fortune just by taking a percentage of those other talented writers from Rudius like Kung Fu Mike, TheBunny and BIll Dawes. It's a regular Algonquin Round Table up at Rudius.
"when it comes to film, as he has predicted the last two oscar winners for best picture just hours after seeing them."
He also predicted a lot of other things, most recently saying that his film can easily beat the Hangover.
"That's why I have faith in him, and that his movie will be good."
Jesus fucking Christ, that's your criteria for having faith in somebody? You are a classic Rube, and I have no doubt that mediocrity is your best friend. I'd wish you well, but you're doomed.
-TDG
RE: TMFB @ 9/11/2009 5:25 PM
Thanks for the comment. Again, I agree with part of your post. Tucker is not a dummy. No one gets into U of C or Duke Law without being smart and/or knowing how to play the game to get in. Tucker's a little of both. That said, his own ego is his biggest problem.
To a large degree his entire persona is built on his ego, but it honestly has reached a stage where it's out of control. He had early success manipulating his fan base and found out they would buy virtually anything he told them. It snowballed from there to what you see today -- bold predictions regarding box office numbers, a major distributor, and his insistence that his movie will redefine comedy as we know it among other things. Seriously, look at the "huge" statements he's made (e.g. "I have really big news that I can't tell you now but when I do it will be so big the entire media system as you know it will change") and ask yourself how many were as big as Tucker said they'd be. How many even panned out at all? The predictions are a brand building sales pitch from a person who has studied that field (think PT Barnum).
He historically has posted predictions very confidently and then carefully chooses not to revisit items where he missed down the road (for example, the major distributor). Experience now tells him that it doesn't matter whether what he predicts comes true or not. The bulk of his fans want to believe so badly that they will no matter what the objective evidence says. Tucker's fans want evidence to support what they already think about him and he gives it to them. He specifically blogs about any prediction that is close to accurate. He's also good at gathering in any fence sitters by spinning things post facto or twisting scenarios that he explains can't be verified for one reason or the other. For example, he recalls having huge offers made for the script as opposed what really happened -- numbers were thrown around to feel him out but actual offers just weren't there because the script wasn't worth much. This strategy, which has proven short sighted, is how he is trying to build his brand.
Also know that Tucker truly hates what his fan base has become. The TMMB, where his fan base began, used to be very sharp. Though Tucker's ego shone through in most of the posts he made, other posters were honest and smart enough to keep Tucker somewhat in check. The current version (the RMMB) is largely full of idiots, hangers on, and, well, people who gobble up his BS simply because he said it. It amazes me that most current posters preface any criticism with an apology.
On a related note, the people coming out to see his movie are not the people he wants in the seats. They're mostly stupid, followers, and the very people he normally makes fun of. Believe me, having his fan base deteriorate to this level of idiocy was not part of the master plan and it kills him. And by saying that I'm not intending to lump you into that group. It's just the demographic he now draws.
Tucker's ego needs him to be smart, cutting edge, and he specifically needs people to think he has some uncanny ability to predict the future of entertainment. This last part, in particular, feeds his need to be important. He was burned a few times in Hollywood (his own doing, I might add) and he couldn't handle it. That's why he is now willing to go so far out on a limb with his predictions. It ammo for a later "I told you so/fuck you" to some of the people in Hollywood who rightfully gave him advice that didn't mesh with his opinion that he was already a star.
I'll close with this - enjoy his stories for what they give you. But before you buy into too much more (the stories are not 100% true - ask anyone who knows him), do some independent research and see if he's truly the world's craziest partier/Hollywood visionary or if his skill set really lies in manipulating people who want to believe in the "Tucker Max" character he has built.
everything richard kelly touches turns into epic douche.
tucker saved him work as he came that way.
Also know that Tucker truly hates what his fan base has become...[ ]. The current version (the RMMB) is largely full of idiots, hangers on, and, well, people who gobble up his BS simply because he said it. It amazes me that most current posters preface any criticism with an apology.
On a related note, the people coming out to see his movie are not the people he wants in the seats. They're mostly stupid, followers, and the very people he normally makes fun of. Believe me, having his fan base deteriorate to this level of idiocy was not part of the master plan and it kills him.
To quote myself from page 36, "I conclude that karma is smarter than all of us put together. Well played God, well played."
9:16 = Reasonable, Smart Guy? (RSG)
RSG is fucking awesome. He's the perfect counterpart of TDG- the 'serious' to TDG's 'hilarious'. Awesome.
"The TMMB, where his fan base began, used to be very sharp. ... The current version (the RMMB) is largely full of idiots, hangers on,"
I laugh every time I see this claim.
I never was a member, but I read it from time to time. Y'all weren't half as smart as you liked to think you were.
Just making excuses for yourselves now. "X has really gone downhill" has been said about every single interesting thing on the net and in nearly every case it's just exactly the same, it's the people looking at it who've changed.
@4:25 AM
I don't think most of the people making this claim were part of the reason the board used to be a good read.
I never posted - I found the site back in 2005 when the message board started up again for the second time. But there was always tons of interesting shit to read; the people posting were, for the most part, educated, well-read and successful.
I know the claim of "this used to be so much better back when/this shit has gone downhill" is a pretty spurious one, but it actually applies in this case.
You need no further proof than the "All-Star" thread section - the older they are, the funnier they get. It's just a shame Tucker deleted the Cloud Starchaser thread(s). That shit was internet gold.
Oh - and I know this blog is 99% full of people making up complete bullshit - I actually met Justin Massler at Tucker's NYC event. It might have been a Tanked For The Troops Thing... I honestly can't remember. I'm pretty sure that he's mccoymountain.
"people posting were, for the most part, educated, well-read and successful."
No, they said they were. There is a massive difference. Their flights of fancy were certainly fuelled by tucker 'lying-douche' max.
Cloud Starchaser is mccoymountain? The hater world takes an interesting turn.
"Cloud Starchaser is mccoymountain? The hater world takes an interesting turn."
--Richard Kelly. Remember how the Jews hated Hitler? What haters!
$25,000,000 opening? private jet? beat hangover? when will tucker admit
"yeah--that's not gonna happen"--straight from the hangover trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhFVZsk3XEs
$25,000,000 opening? private jet? beat hangover? when will tucker admit that it ain't gonna happen?
he said "anything hangover does we can beat. easily."
he promised a $25,000,000 opening weekend. the opening weekend won't even cover the cost of the epic fail, money-losing, vanity press bus tour.
he keeps talking about a private jet.
how are one or two slutty girls and a bunch of douchebag fanboys gonna buy him a private jet?
"Cloud Starchaser is mccoymountain? The hater world takes an interesting turn." --Richard Kelly. Remember how the Jews hated Hitler? What haters!
mccoy cracks me up. thanks mccoy.
richard kelly = epic fail in hollywood
the only movie that is going to be worse than tucker's this fall is richard kelly's "the box"
it strars dried-up prunce cameron diaz.
cast someone hot off your rolodex, richard kelly douchetard! if there's anyone hot left from the nineties, whenthere was yet hope for richard kelly, funder of douche.
more epic fail from richard kelly:
"STOP.... ...giving this useless piece-of-sh___it money to do these films. It makes no sense. No-one cares, no-one will see it.
"
--http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0362478/board/thread/135234798
richard kelly is the very definition of epic douchebag fail in hollywood.
just as ben kenobe mentored luke in the art of the force, richard kelly is mentoring tucker in the art of the douche. he gave him a bus to train on, and tucker is pleasing his masters.
richard kelly = epic fail
tucker max = epic fail
ergo:
richard kelly + tucker max = epic epic fail fail
i was hoping that tucker might have made it a bit bigger before epic failing, as he is indeed the ideal device to bring down the Fed, as a manifestation of its "privatize the profits and socialize the risk" policies which funded feminism.
women are natural socialists--they naturally say one thing and do another--check Shopenhauer on women on youtube.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zmw3zpqoEA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rttJo9y22JQ
"i was hoping that tucker might have made it a bit bigger before epic failing, as he is indeed the ideal device to bring down the Fed, as a manifestation of its "privatize the profits and socialize the risk" policies which funded feminism."
i was thinking that too!
right now he is hooked directly into cbs corproation, so we can use him as the face of cbs to call out their feminist/central-banker soullessness.
but eveyone already knew that richard kelly was a soulless, epic failure/hollywood wannabe/d-lister (look at his track record of epic fail), so where's the use in that?
where's the fun in beating a dead horse?
kelly has an overall "rotten" rating at rottentomatoes:
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/celebrity/1141962-richard_kelly/
he's in the same league as bob gosse an dtucker max.
from: http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/sexist/2009/09/10/spot-your-local-tucker-max-douchebag/
what does richard kelly have against "both Vietnamese & African-American women?" why does he fund this? why does he hate on overweight women?
"Max’s video minion ridicules both Vietnamese & African-American women"
--http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/sexist/2009/09/10/spot-your-local-tucker-max-douchebag/
"Max has the power to gather all the local sexist douchebags into one c"
More awesome reviews! Private Jet and $25,000,000 opening weekend and beating hangover to follow!
"Tucker Max, professional sexist, swung through College Park, Md., and Washington, D.C., last month to help promote his new movie, “I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell.” Tucker Max events, you may be surprised to learn, can actually prove helpful to us feminists. Max has the power to gather all the local sexist douchebags into one convenient location for an evening, and that makes those people a lot easier to identify (and mock). But if you didn’t have the heart to trudge out and ridicule the hordes of Tucker Max fans in person, it’s not too late to get in on the fun. Max has graciously provided anecdotal and recorded evidence of the tour’s douchiest attendees for us! See if you can spot any douches from your workplace, biology class, or overpriced Georgetown lounge:"
--http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/sexist/2009/09/10/spot-your-local-tucker-max-douchebag/
"Over at the Washington, D.C., premier, Max’s video minion ridicules both Vietnamese and African-American women, the former for being employed as a pedicurist, and the latter for having a name he finds funny. He also exposes several douchebags gathered outside the premier who can recite obscure details of Tucker Max’s sexcapades, but are unable to name the second and third presidents of the United States. Max’s douchey law-school buddies get in on the fun, but they ask Max not to repeat any of the *beep* they said, because they are douchey guys who went to law school. Also featured: An awkward night-vision shot of a theater full of douchebags writhing with glee when Tucker Max makes a joke about exterminating fat chicks, or whatever the *beep* that guy does for a living." --http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/sexist/2009/09/10/spot-your-local-tucker-max-douchebag/
^^^ Wow. Mccoy's replying to his own posts. This is getting even more interesting.
To whomever speculated that Cloud = mccoy, interesting theory. I almost hope you're right, just because it would put a face to this guy, and notch the suspense factor up a bit.
"^^^ Wow. Mccoy's replying to his own posts. This is getting even more interesting.
To whomever speculated that Cloud = mccoy, interesting theory. I almost hope you're right, just because it would put a face to this guy, and notch the suspense factor up a bit." --Richard Kelly
hahaha haahaa the press is rockin'!
will these reviews lead to the $25,000,000 opening weekend tucker is projecting and land him the private jet he keeps talking about?
http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Red-Band-Rant-Fall-Movies-Guaranteed-To-Be-Terrible-14658.html
I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell: Some of the more Puritan among us have accused Tucker Max of indecency, blasphemy, even glamorizing rape, but honestly, he's just a toolbox who's still too immature to realize tallying human interactions as conquests or notches on the belt will never lead to long-term happiness. I've thrown up on myself from drinking, snorted lines of cocaine off Jennifer Lopez CDs, and won money on various sex act proposition bets. I get it, I just don't get why it makes him cool or worth nine dollars.
http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Red-Band-Rant-Fall-Movies-Guaranteed-To-Be-Terrible-14658.html
will these reviews lead to the $25,000,000 opening weekend tucker is projecting and land him the private jet he keeps talking about?
i wonder if this is how richard kelly is going to promote the box?
"The lack of traditional plugs forced Max to promote his web site and book via the internet. He would create fake e-mail accounts and then bombard entertainment sites and news aggregators with links to his material."
--http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/03/11/tucker_max_sxsw/
cameron diaz's own box is a bit too old/dusty to attract moviegoers.
cameron who?
richard kelly and tucker max are all just jealous that their soulless vanity far-art central-bank-funding-fiat-bus buying days are coming to an end.
it will all be replaced by true talent such as vince vaughan, arlo guthrie, henry makow, and ron paul!
http://www.amazon.com/End-Fed-Ron-Paul/dp/0446549193/
End. The. Fed!
Review
"Rarely has a single book not only challenged, but decisively changed my mind. "
--Arlo Guthrie
"Everyone must read this book--Congressmen and college students, Democrats and Republicans--all Americans."
--Vince Vaughn
Didn't Tuker say he hates Swingers?
Vince Vaughan dates real hotties.
Tucker hooks up with college-aged slutty-sluts/bloggers who were fooled by the federal reserve's feminist movement to hook up with d-list douchebags, sentencing them to lives of spinsterhood like the bunny.
The hilarious thing is how much work/money/time effort tucker has to invest into hooking up with d-list, unmarriagiable, destined-to-be spinsters; destroyed by the federal reserve's feminist movement.
http://www.savethemales.ca/
http://www.henrymakow.com/001421.html
q: why do tucker and richard kelly hate success, honor, truth, and art?
a: because they're representin' the fed!
haterz all. over 50,000,000 innocent lives aborted under the tucker max/richard kelly/central banker regin of terror.
OMG!
This is all falling into place. haha. lol! Richard Kelly and Tucker Max's first and foremost mission is to protect the fed, which is why both are epic failing, as the fed fails:
http://www.henrymakow.com/women_wage_slaves_ponder_femin.html
(Each girl that tucker hooks up with beocmes unmarriageable and is forced to beocme a lifelong wage-slave/spinster like bunny. that is their interest in funding him/richard kelly epic artistic failures, as art has nothing to do with it--only debauchery and douche)
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/09/07/priceless-how-the-federal_n_278805.html
"SUBVERSION FROM THE TOP-THE NEW TEMPLATE
Wednesday, an article in the Huffington Post explained how the Fed has taken over the field of Economics. As a result, there were few independent voices capable of criticizing the Fed (i.e. the central bankers) and avoiding the credit catastrophe of last Fall. As you read the first few paragraphs, understand that this is a template for what has happened in every sector of society, every profession, every organization, including government, media and education. This is how they sold feminism. They control the money. They control everything through the people they buy off. This is the model of our enslavement.
"The Federal Reserve, through its extensive network of consultants, visiting scholars, alumni and staff economists, so thoroughly dominates the field of economics that real criticism of the central bank has become a career liability for members of the profession, an investigation by the Huffington Post has found.
This dominance helps explain how, even after the Fed failed to foresee the greatest economic collapse since the Great Depression, the central bank has largely escaped criticism from academic economists. In the Fed's thrall, the economists missed it, too.
""The Fed has a lock on the economics world," says Joshua Rosner, a Wall Street analyst who correctly called the meltdown. "There is no room for other views, which I guess is why economists got it so wrong."
One critical way the Fed exerts control on academic economists is through its relationships with the field's gatekeepers. For instance, at the Journal of Monetary Economics, a must-publish venue for rising economists, more than half of the editorial board members are currently on the Fed payroll -- and the rest have been in the past.""
CONCLUSION
It's remarkable that this article appeared. As the oppression administered by the central bankers increases, more of their dupes will get wise. Their ranks will be swelled by
millions of women (and men) deprived of their natural role and birthright. There will be a great division in society between the central bankers with their legions of lackeys, and humanity as a whole.
Feminism is one of countless hoaxes designed by Illuminati central bankers to enslave humanity by creating wars, plagues, and depressions while generally degrading and demoralizing mankind. The world wars, the Cold War, 9-11, the war on terror were all engineered by them. They belong to a satanic cult, the Sabbateans, and their influence is now pervasive and overwhelming. We need to wake up before it is too late.
Go fuck yourself, mccoy.
-(preemptively) not tucker, nils, ryan, kelly, anyone else related to the movie in any way, or a fanboy
finally the fed has a face.
tucker max and richard kelly
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/09/07/priceless-how-the-federal_n_278805.html
"The Federal Reserve, through its extensive network of consultants, visiting scholars, alumni and staff economists, so thoroughly dominates the field of economics that real criticism of the central bank has become a career liability for members of the profession, an investigation by the Huffington Post has found.
This dominance helps explain how, even after the Fed failed to foresee the greatest economic collapse since the Great Depression, the central bank has largely escaped criticism from academic economists. In the Fed's thrall, the economists missed it, too.
"The Fed has a lock on the economics world," says Joshua Rosner, a Wall Street analyst who correctly called the meltdown. "There is no room for other views, which I guess is why economists got it so wrong."
One critical way the Fed exerts control on academic economists is through its relationships with the field's gatekeepers. For instance, at the Journal of Monetary Economics, a must-publish venue for rising economists, more than half of the editorial board members are currently on the Fed payroll -- and the rest have been in the past."
"Go fuck yourself, mccoy.
-(preemptively) not tucker, nils, ryan, kelly, anyone else related to the movie in any way, or a fanboy" --the bunny
funny how the bunny supports tucker, just as the federal reserve trained her to do.
why do fed-trained-women love both big government and assholes?
they enjoy getting fucked by those who promise to pay for their meals, but doesn't.
Congratulations, mccoy. You're made this blog and imdb completely useless for intelligent discussion. If you're a rudius "employee", congratulations. You're a pathetic loser. If you're a tucker max fanboy, congratulations. You're a pathetic loser. If you're just a psycho nutcase, go fuck bunny up the ass or something.
http://endthefed.us/
"Congratulations, mccoy. You're made this blog and imdb completely useless for intelligent discussion. If you're a rudius "employee", congratulations. You're a pathetic loser. If you're a tucker max fanboy, congratulations. You're a pathetic loser. If you're just a psycho nutcase, go fuck bunny up the ass or something." --Richard Kelly, who is, btw, a huge fan of "intelligent conversation," which is why he funded tucker's bus. imagine all the intelligent converstations during the epic tour to financial ruin, boxoffice failure, and artistic hijinx!
"Congratulations, mccoy. You're made this blog and imdb completely useless for intelligent discussion. If you're a rudius "employee", congratulations. You're a pathetic loser. If you're a tucker max fanboy, congratulations. You're a pathetic loser. If you're just a psycho nutcase, go fuck bunny up the ass or something." --Ben Bernanke
http://www.google.com/search?q=end%20the%20fed&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&tab=nw
mccoymountain is Andrew Ator. Andrew Ator is this crazy dude with OCD who writes boring and redundant novellas about whatever it is that's bothering him that day.
He's a conspiracy nut who somehow integrated Tucker Max into the mix.
Andrew, take the red pill.
if you tucker fanboyz really want intelligent debate, why has tucker censored everyone intelligent off his message board?
"mccoymountain is Andrew Ator. Andrew Ator is this crazy dude with OCD who writes boring and redundant novellas about whatever it is that's bothering him that day.
He's a conspiracy nut who somehow integrated Tucker Max into the mix.
Andrew, take the red pill." --bob gosse and richard kelly collaborated on this, unlike the ihtsbih film, which tucker hijacked and directed into hijinxy failure
Keep Thinking About mccoymountain
Andrew, you're obviously disturbed. I can see why the internet is your friend, because your social skills (as well as your writing skills) are obviously lacking. You're sort of a poor man's version of John Hinkley, but without the guts to act upon your fucked up value system.
Reading one of Andrew Ator's rants is akin to listening to a rant by ex-pro wrestler The Ultimate Warrior (also a big fan of Ron Paul).
Andrew, didn't you learn anything? You're a boring writer and nobody, neither the Tucker fans or his detractors, are interested in anything you say because they don't need to post the same fucking thing 50 times to try and get their point across.
You're like the Gollum, so go back to Mordor and leave the conversation alone.
You ever notice that McCoy leaves as soon as somebody says "Andrew Ator"?
Somebody start an andrewatorisadouchebag blog if he comes back. He is Tucker Max Fail squared.
Look...it's Andrew Ator.
http://www.exploretalent.com/model_page.php?talentnum=2082367
He's got a 42 inch bust. Somebody introduce him to head cutter Erin Tyler.
Can somebody moderate this blog please and delete the retardation so we can focus on the awesomeness of TDG, fake tucker story guys and others with something meaningful to contribute to the Tucker Max trainwreck?
mccoy has no agenda. He's a troll for troll's sake. If he wanted us to care about his conspiracy bullshit, he wouldn't be this annoying.
"Tucker, you're obviously disturbed. I can see why the internet is your friend, because your social skills (as well as your writing skills) are obviously lacking. You're sort of a poor man's version of Nils Parker, but without the guts to act upon your fucked up value system."
--Bob Gosse
"tucker has no agenda. He's a troll for troll's/fiat sake. If he wanted us to care about his conspiracy bullshit, he wouldn't be this annoying." --richard "epic hollywood fail" kelly
"Look...it's Tucker Max.
http://tuckermax.com
He's got a 42 inch bust and tiny hands. Somebody introduce him to head cutter Erin Tyler, who he created.
Can somebody moderate this blog please and delete the retardation (richard kelly-fuunded hijinx) so we can focus on the awesomeness of mccoy, TDG, fake tucker story guys and others with something meaningful to contribute to the Tucker Max trainwreck, like Tucker Max?" --Nils Parker
"Somebody start an richardkellyisadouchebag blog if he comes back. He is Tucker Max Fail squared." --Kungfu "Tucker won't let me on the bus" Mike
"Nils, didn't you learn anything? You're a boring writer and nobody, neither the Tucker fans or his detractors, are interested in anything you say because they don't need to post the same fucking thing 50 times to try and get their point across.
You're like the Richard Kelly, so go back to Donnie Darko Fail and leave the conversation alone." --The Bunny
"Watching one of Richard Kelly's films is akin to listening to a rant by ex-pro wrestler The Ultimate Warrior (also a big fan of Erin Tyler)." --Tucker Max
when it comes to epic failure, richard kelly is a most generous man:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0362478/board/threads/
you gotta hand it to mccoy
he's gotten under their skin, which is turning out to be quite thin.
how sensitive the douchebags are!
Tucker Accomplice Quoter Guy, TAQG, you are not funny. Your schtick has already grown tiring.
Andrew Ator "McCoy" sure is ugly for a would-be actor and model. Skinny face, dumbo ears.
What is it about the internets that bring out the crazy?
We need a moderated blog? Anybody? Cockly, I know you are listening. Clean up the poastage.
"Tucker Accomplice Quoter Guy, TAQG, you are not funny. Your schtick has already grown tiring." --richard "the box will epic suck" kelly
"Tucker Max sure is ugly for a would-be actor and model. Big chin, narrow shoulders, tiny hands.
What is it about the internets that bring out the crazy?
We need a moderated filmscape? Anybody? Richard eally, I know you are listening. Stop shooting stupid films like the box." --bob gosse
OMG!
Everyone on darko's payroll and all the volunteers on the bus have been sent to take on mccoy!
"i'm no accountant, but i would estimate that donnie darko and richard kelly are directing 90% of the $12,000,000 in a campaign against mccoymountain.
they would have been wiser to hire a real director/script writers/actors, but whatyagonnado?"
that makes sense as their primary goal is to protect the fed. that's why they have to hate on mccoymountain, vince vuaghan, and arlo guthrie.
"yeah--that's not gonna happen"--straight from the hangover trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhFVZsk3XEs
$25,000,000 opening? private jet? beat hangover? when will tucker admit that it ain't gonna happen?
he said "anything hangover does we can beat. easily."
he promised a $25,000,000 opening weekend. the opening weekend won't even cover the cost of the epic fail, money-losing, vanity press bus tour.
he keeps talking about a private jet.
how are one or two slutty girls and a bunch of douchebag fanboys gonna buy him a private jet, let alone a minivan?
caption contest!!
http://kykernel.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/apw20090910450.jpg
"i am the federal reserve! i have come to destroy marriage via the feminist movement and put my semen into coeds who throw themselves at me on my fiat-funded bus with logan painted on the side! soon the world will evolve to have no soul, tiny hands, lumpy arms with soars on them, and double chins! all my fiat children will have receding hairlines and bug eyes! and then shall richard kelly win an oscar, via fiat!"
^^^^^^^
hahahahah
best post on here in months
that post right above mine was obviously written by the dude who wrote the post before that.
Way to talk yourself up loser.
I'm no accountant, but I would estimate that tucker max is a douchebag.
^^^^^^^
hahahahah
best post on here in months
I'm no accountant, but I would estimate that jennifer loe is a liar.
^^^^^^^
hahahahah
best post on here in months
"^^^^^^^
hahahahah
best post on here in months"
-nils parker
""^^^^^^^
hahahahah
best post on here in months"
-nils parker"
-bob gosse
"""^^^^^^^
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best post on here in months"
-nils parker"
-bob gosse"
-ryan holiday
""""^^^^^^^
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best post on here in months"
-nils parker"
-bob gosse"
-ryan holiday"
-erin tyler
"""""^^^^^^^
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best post on here in months"
-nils parker"
-bob gosse"
-ryan holiday"
-erin tyler"
-justin massler
""""""^^^^^^^
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best post on here in months"
-nils parker"
-bob gosse"
-ryan holiday"
-erin tyler"
-justin massler"
-donnie darko
"""""""^^^^^^^
hahahahah
best post on here in months"
-nils parker"
-bob gosse"
-ryan holiday"
-erin tyler"
-justin massler"
-donnie darko"
-lex luthor
""""""""^^^^^^^
hahahahah
best post on here in months"
-nils parker"
-bob gosse"
-ryan holiday"
-erin tyler"
-justin massler"
-donnie darko"
-lex luthor"
-jenna jameson
"""""""""^^^^^^^
hahahahah
best post on here in months"
-nils parker"
-bob gosse"
-ryan holiday"
-erin tyler"
-justin massler"
-donnie darko"
-lex luthor"
-jenna jameson"
-chelsea charms
""""""""""^^^^^^^
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best post on here in months"
-nils parker"
-bob gosse"
-ryan holiday"
-erin tyler"
-justin massler"
-donnie darko"
-lex luthor"
-jenna jameson"
-chelsea charms"
-chelsea charm's megahumongous tits
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQxbPRDEg5I
She is 32, people!!!!!
Over on his new blog, I've been asking Cockly to moderate, but he doesn't care.
-mccoymountain
tucker "don't call me a rapist" the rapist douchebag, max
Questions for the douche-blog?
1. How's Bunny? Still losing her mind all over the interweb?
2. Anyone else suspect that McCoy is actually Tucker or a Tucker fanboi? Just seems he doth protest too much...
3. Any other blogs I can hit up where the spams are less intense?
4. It's only a few weeks out and I've not heard anything about the film... surely someone here lives in a market where they are advertising, what's up with that stuff?
PS, if bunny is still crazy, someone please get her some help, we've established that some people here know her in real life so how's about you just do the neighborly thing and reach out and encourage her to get on some stronger meds and see a therapist bi-weekly...
most of all, convince her to cut ties with tucker and start her life fresh and free...
PS, if bunny is still crazy, someone please get her some help, we've established that some people here know her in real life so how's about you just do the neighborly thing and reach out and encourage her to get on some stronger meds and see a therapist bi-weekly...
most of all, convince her to cut ties with tucker and start her life fresh and free...
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/05/25/magazine/25internet-t.html
for tucker/bunny to read
My guess is TMFB = tmfz-1. That dude is so fucking stupid.
if tmfz-1 were any more of a retard, he'd be on death row in Texas.
This is getting tedious. At this point I just want the fucking movie to come out so that Tucker can Tucker Max Fail and his pathetic attempt at celebrity can finally fail for good.
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