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Tucker Max's face, meet Megan ******'s hand
Megan was discussing ball shaving with a nice man at a tailgate. Good start to this story;) NE ways, Tucker Max was also at the tailgate and started talking shit to Megan (he obviously thought she was a hot girl who would sleep w/ him if acted like an asshole, and he was showing off in front of his buddies). Megan hit him on the arm, and he said that meant Megan wanted to fuck him because if she hit him in the face, then he'd know she was mad. She then dissed his elastic waistband (yes, he was wearing elastic waistband shorts, what is he, 12?), and he said "its so stupid bitch whores like you can suck my dick without any confusion." So she slapped him in the face!!!
Tucker threw his drink at her, Candice threw her drink at Tucker with lightning fast reflexes, then he proceeded to grab Megan by her hair and hit her in the face with his pathetically small hands. With a bruised face, and a bruised ego, he took his shriveled penis back to his buddies.
In Tucker Max's own words, "My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole." Oh, and he hits girls.
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I believe I have been neglectful in my duties as head cutter. I am sorry. I love you all--so much more than I love people in the real world, for you actually return favor--and I promise I've only neglected my duties as head cutter because I've been in the lab, with a pen and a pad, tryin' to get this damn label off.
FYI--If you're cutting...stop. Please do. That's not your pain, baby; don't wear it. There's no net. Only scars. You don't want to explain arms like mine for the remainder of your days, and bloody, motherfucking hell, don't be a victim of projection, how cliche is that? Be the minority. Be a survivor.
Bunny is still breathing. How can you have given up? See, it can always be worse.
So this brings me to my most recent frustration. In New York, in Baltimore, in Tampa (in a hundred places in Tampa), in Chicago, in Los Angeles, and now in [current location redacted], I know just where to go to get an eight ball. Several, actually. My god.
God dammit.
God dammit. God dammit. God dammit. God dammit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can't meet a nice guy. I swear. Something about me says, "Hey, dude, if you're a totally great guy who would treat a girl well and not fuck her over, I think you should move on." The next vibe emitted is, "Hey, that chick has arm scars, and you sell vast quantities of cocaine, like pounds and pounds of it, and your apartment looks not unlike like "The Thing," so why don't you stick your pasty tongue down her throat, and if she acts shifty, we'll stuff her torso in an incinerator."
So if my half-incinerated torso is found around and about in the southwest, just know, I've loved you all who've cut yourselves, and those who have not, and I think you're too fucking good for this planet. Let's all fly away.
Posted by The Bunny at 4:37 AM
ROFL YOU STUPID STUPID STUPID FUCKING BITCH. ROFL ROFL.
Bunny is a winner in the same sense that Tucker Max is a great writer.
Does Bunny even have a job anymore? Does she do anything to support herself, or are Tucker's promises to marry her and live happily ever after enough to justify her psychotic druggie mess of existence?
I don't know much about Bunny, but I sorta feel sorry for her. All that stuff posted above seems really fucked up.
Let's just concentrate on the TM hate.
haha this page really is on the first page of a google search of 'tucker max', along with the opie and anthony call out video.
how do you like them apples tugger? you fucking lying douche.
Totally agree with 4:14. It's pretty scary stuff.
Though, how dare she compare herself to the great Dr. Dre?
"I thought this too until somewhere in his ramblings he revealed that he is 28 years old.
28. Years. Old."
Holy Shit! 28 and he's still trying to break in and sounds like a kid.
Man, I'm younger, have a 401k, IRA, etc and a job. Get workin dude.
He was talking about having to fly down here on credit, working for free, etc. 28 and you have no savings? Sounds like he can't do anything right.
I can't believe he does/takes all that shit for free. Definition of a bitch.
Puppy in the well, I'm tellin' ya. Watching her too closely does no good. "C'est à en rire ou en pleurer"
She is absolutely correct, though, that a "nice guy" will veer far, far away from her. Even to Eastern Europe or Inner Mongolia levels of far away. She has no one to blame for this but herself.
"haha this page really is on the first page of a google search of 'tucker max'"
Uh. No. It ain't.
Typing "tucker max" into google gives this page:
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=tucker+max&aq=f&oq=&aqi=g10
with these results, in order:
www.tuckermax.com
www.tuckermax.com/stories.phtml
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tucker_Max
two youtube links: Tucker's appearance on Fox, and the Opie & Anthony video
books.google.com: IHTSBIH, "The Definitive Book of Pick up Lines", "Belligerence and Debauchery: The Tucker Max Stories" (which actually sounds like a prior incarnation of IHTSBIH)
twitter.com/TUCKERMAX
messageboard.tuckermax.com
www.ihopetheyservebeeinhell.com
gawker.com/5346223/tucker-maxs-movie-poop
www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,543525,00.html (an Aug 27 story about the protests)
and a Boston Globe story about the movie.
Doucebagblog?
Not. There.
At least Bunny's waking up to the fact Tucker (and like) are not the answer to anything.
Why would a nice guy be attracted to Bunny if she's not nice to herself? You attract what you are. Change who you are, and you change the "vibe" and its message that goes out to others.
Bunny, if you're reading this, your physical body is what you see and feel right now. Your consciousness however is another matter, and that's the part worth paying attention to. Your consciousness is eternal, immortal, and extends from where your body is right now to all ends of the universe. Your thoughts and beliefs extend into all things that exist. Every moment of your life, you are telling the universe what you believe yourself to be. However, your consciousness may also draw help, guidance and memory from everything and anything in the universe. The universe is nothing more than a big menu, offering your consciousness an infinite number of possibilities for experiences and self-creation. You have created who you are right now. You may re-create yourself at any time, and at any pace you desire.
Yeah man and crystal spirits talk to me inside the pyramid man! They're like on currents out of space man and they tell me to be cool and like relax man! Far out! Gimme another hit off the bong, man, this is deep stuff.
Didn't Tucker claim the movie would buy him a private jet and that he wants to give back to his fans?
And now he is too cheap to book a theatre in Austin for 15k...
http://bit.ly/4rHnJu
You seem to have somewhere acquired the mistaken notion that Tucker tells the truth.
^^^^ Ha!
I'm totalyl loving this BIH iPhone app. You guys should check it out; Tucker really delivered on that one.
Sure. Just buy me an iphone first.
I'm loving my new edition of TUcker's book. The one that was only printed 30000 times and has 16 pages of photos from the movie.
It's selling for 500 dollars on eBay because it's such a limited collectors item.
Tucker really delivered on that one.
LOL I JUST NOTICD SUMTHING KOOL
ITS 9/9/9 9:9
99999999999999999999999
9 FOUND BY: 9
9 TEH GRATE B1FF1SNK1 9
99999999999999999999999
- BIFF!!!
i love how tuck has totally revolutionized hollywood and shit. its like i can't even turn around without hearing some hollywood big-shot talk about the movie's totally unprecedented website. freestyle has more work than they cna handle now, since everyone's going the DIY route.
tucker really delivered on that one
I MAED AN IPHONE AP 2!!!
IT IZ BETTR THAN TUKERS, 3 GIRLZ AT SKOOL TOLD ME
ITZ CALLED TEH BIFFOMATIC AND IZ RILLY FUN!!!!
- BIFF!!!
OOPS THAT WAS ME, BIFF
- BIFF!!!
I MEEN IT WAZ ME BUT I DIDNT PUT MY NAME IN TEH BOX LIKE NORMAL SO I DIDNT WNAT ANY1 2 B CONFUZD SO TAHTS WHY I MADE THE OTEHR POST SAYING IT WAZ MY NAME JUST SO TAHTS ALL CLEER!!!!!!!!!!
LATERS!!!!!
- BIFF!!!
Look at this picture:
http://twitpic.com/fuwe6
And then look at what Tucker wrote regarding his shitty beer pong set:
People are loving them.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Yes, Tucker, that blurry guy in the background looks like he was so overwhelmed by the awesomeness of a semi-custom beer pong set that he just came in his pants.
Beer Pong! It's like TOTALLY revolutionary, broski!
mccoymountain is seriously unhinged. The IMDB board has gone to shit.
barrybater's point about 'ignore user' seems to be a good one
He's not as stupid as tfmz-1
Hey, yeah, what happened to Tucker's predictions of Oscar nominations?
Oh, right. @8:31 covered this.
I don't want to have to create an account and then log in every time just to avoid that lunatic. I think I'll just stop going there.
why do we keep harping on the Bunny? What the fuck is wrong with you people.
Remember, Tucker max doucebag? What does that have to do with anyone that knows him?
Wouldn't surprise me if a good bit of the recurring Bunny discussions get sparked by Bunny herself, trolling for sympathy.
"The IMDB board has gone to shit."
Between him and Bob Gosse flooding it we can't have a decent conversation over there.
"He's not as stupid as tfmz-1"
Ouch...
"mccoymountain is seriously unhinged. The IMDB board has gone to shit"
i actually like mccoy, he can be quite funny when he isn't spamming like a tard or mentioning the V word.
he also winds the fan bois up, which is rather amusing
mccoy is Andrew Ator.
The best part of mccoy is that he totally throws the Tucker fanbois completely off their game because he responds to EVERYTHING they say and they can't help to respond.
I'm pretty sure Jpeeezy and Mostopholes are the same person, same writing style, same things get them unhinged, same responses.
That quequeg guy is holding his own against him. That thread is pretty entertaining actually.
What he doesn't realize though is that he's just giving mccoy attention, and he'll just be motivated by that attention. Sounds counter-productive if you ask me.
It's never counterproductive if you're both having fun!
... that sounds X-rated, actually
I want to make a blog called "Mccoymountain is a Douchebag", but because he hates Tucker, I just can't bring myself to do it.
"are we human? or are we douchebags?"
my signs are vital
my hands are small.
mccoy mountain is friggin' hilarious!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1220628/board/thread/146977109
and he's totally throwing the tucker fanboys/employees off their game, as they are spending all their time thinking about/taling about mccoymountain instead of tucker. i would not be surprised if tucker gets jealous and kicks them off the bus and takes away their tickets for his private jet trips.
this rocks:
this is soo they guy they should have gotten to play tucker:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6r4KT8-VX0
it's a profound question tucker/nils never asked:
"are we human? or are we douchebags?"
my signs are vital
my hands are small.
and now they've got epic fail on their hands:
"wave goodbye--wish me well--you've got to let me go."
is not this video better than tucker's film fail? they probably had about the same budget, but the music video has better direction/acting/singing/response.
five stars it got! compared to tucker's paltry 3.5 stars.
over 12,000,000 views! contrast this to tucker's silly, little, pretencious, precious, timid, soulless, fart-art, film-fail trailer.
tucker bob gosse should have studied what made the video such a smashing success without any stars nor donnie darko backing it with $12,000,000.
contrast the epic cinematography to tucker's film-school-fail lighting.
contrast the epic, soaring music to paul wall's doucherap. (douchewrap)
a final dance number with the cast, tucker, and nils dancing to this song and lipsyncing could have saved the film.
"are we human? or are we tuckers?"
that's so much better than "i am baking a quiche." huh? wtf?
my sign is vital.
my douche is cold.
and i'm on my knees wiating for the answer.
tucker fanboys....
you've got to let us know.
"are you human? or are you douchebags?"
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1220628/board/thread/146977109
SHUT THE FUCK UP MCCOY
WE DON'T WANT YOU HERE, THIS IS OUR FUCKING SANCTUARY
^^^ Agreed. Outsiders, please don't mistake this as saying that this our sanctuary for fucking, though.
^^^ Agreed. Outsiders, please don't mistake this as saying that this our sanctuary for fucking, though.
my signs are vital
my hands are small
my tits are bouncy
me love you all!!!
I hate mccoy with a passion. I almost wish we could fyb people
mccoymountain & tdg both rock in my book.
If mccoy died, I would throw a party. He's already killed the IMDB board. Now he wants to come here and fuck with us.
I say we take a stand. Someone needs to go to IMDB and denounce him.
^^^^^ bravo
"are we human? or are we douchebags?"
my signs are vital
my hands are small.
mccoy mountain is friggin' hilarious!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1220628/board/thread/146977109
and he's totally throwing the tucker fanboys/employees off their game, as they are spending all their time thinking about/taling about mccoymountain instead of tucker. i would not be surprised if tucker gets jealous and kicks them off the bus and takes away their tickets for his private jet trips."
"mccoymountain & tdg both rock in my book."
^^^^^^^^^^^
That is obviously mccoy trying to drum up support. Don't buy it. This guy gets more pathetic every day.
queequeg (tucker's fanboy employee) writes, "If mccoy died, I would throw a party. He's already killed the IMDB board. Now he wants to come here and fuck with us.
I say we take a stand. Someone needs to go to IMDB and denounce him."
why all the hate for mccoymountain form the tucker camp?
focus. focus tucker fanboys. focus on your upcoming $25,000,000 opneing weekend, your private jet rides, and beating hangover!
don't worry about mccoy mountain.
he deson't have the power to take these material riches away from you.
stay focused! 'tis a fundamental law of power!
why sooooo seriousss?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMiqVcBAHzI
donnie darko doucheo/cbs corporation/simon spotlight hath given you an immense, charitable gift.
they threw $12,000,000+ at the world's most epic douchebag to entertain you, and they did it as a charitable donation, as they won't make it back.
the fart-art farse is truly worth $12,000,000, and we've got the best seats in the house. the real story is not up on the silver screen, as tucker wasn't smart/talented enough to capture the higher truths and deeper reality.
instead, with his $12,000,000, tucker hired an army of d-list douchetards, as tucker is a most jealous god and he must create art in his own image. he learned the craft of screenwriting from their soulless lsat courses and gutted curriculums.
he always conformed. he always toed his masters' line. he kneeled before them as they knighted him with book advances and millions of dollars. he went to all the right schools, and said and did all the right things, and even exalted abortion in humorous stories so as to please his corporate-statist elders.
he conformed to all corporate-state dictates. he read the handbook and pledged tehir fraternity, doing everything they asked as a diligent employee. he violated a young woman's anus while taping it without her consent, as the corporate powers expect all the best and brightest young men to do these days, rewarding them with cash and Duke scholarships.
tucker is the very paragon of corporate-state intelligence, poise, character, honesty, and integrity.
the only question is, then, why is he epic failing?
what could it all mean?
i thought tucker was too big to fail!
sit back, relax, and enjoy the sex-ray videos and bus tour!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMiqVcBAHzI
this will be watched more than tucker's movie:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YcIQYCkJPI
and it cost about $12,000,000 less.
why sooo serious fanboyz! ohhh yeah--life goes on! (feel free to clap in your corproate-state cubicle as you slave away for tucker's investors)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vxKSSkgacE&feature=fvw
thank tucker for doing all the work for you. thank his investors for losing money.
it is not your money, so you can laugh. it is healthy to laugh now and then.
even this will be watched more:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P27ZNx9ovds&feature=fvw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUxFKc6gd9U&feature=related
c'mon admit you laughed!
so much funnier than tucker's $12,00,000 poopie jokes. no?
queequeg (tucker's fanbly employee) writes ""mccoymountain & tdg both rock in my book."
^^^^^^^^^^^
That is obviously mccoy trying to drum up support. Don't buy it. This guy gets more pathetic every day."
I heard that Tucker is a rapist. Not cool in my book one bit. His revolution is dead to me
what a douchenstein.
TUCKER MAX= RAPIST and douchenstein
why sooooo seriousss?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMiqVcBAHzI
donnie darko doucheo/cbs corporation/simon spotlight hath given you an immense, charitable gift.
they threw $12,000,000+ at the world's most epic douchebag to entertain you, and they did it as a charitable donation, as they won't make it back.
the fart-art farse is truly worth $12,000,000, and we've got the best seats in the house. the real story is not up on the silver screen, as tucker wasn't smart/talented enough to capture the higher truths and deeper reality.
instead, with his $12,000,000, tucker hired an army of d-list douchetards, as tucker is a most jealous god and he must create art in his own image. he learned the craft of screenwriting from their soulless lsat courses and gutted curriculums.
he always conformed. he always toed his masters' line. he kneeled before them as they knighted him with book advances and millions of dollars. he went to all the right schools, and said and did all the right things, and even exalted abortion in humorous stories so as to please his corporate-statist elders.
he conformed to all corporate-state dictates. he read the handbook and pledged tehir fraternity, doing everything they asked as a diligent employee. he violated a young woman's anus while taping it without her consent, as the corporate powers expect all the best and brightest young men to do these days, rewarding them with cash and Duke scholarships.
tucker is the very paragon of corporate-state intelligence, poise, character, honesty, and integrity.
the only question is, then, why is he epic failing?
what could it all mean?
i thought tucker was too big to fail!
sit back, relax, and enjoy the sex-ray videos and bus tour!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMiqVcBAHzI
this will be watched more than tucker's movie:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YcIQYCkJPI
and it cost about $12,000,000 less.
why sooo serious fanboyz! ohhh yeah--life goes on! (feel free to clap in your corproate-state cubicle as you slave away for tucker's investors)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vxKSSkgacE&feature=fvw
thank tucker for doing all the work for you. thank his investors for losing money.
it is not your money, so you can laugh. it is healthy to laugh now and then.
even this will be watched more:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P27ZNx9ovds&feature=fvw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUxFKc6gd9U&feature=related
c'mon admit you laughed!
so much funnier than tucker's $12,00,000 poopie jokes. no?
mccoymountain has been here longer than any of us. He's viacom guy, go back and read the comments on this thread from a few years ago. He's always been this way.
He is entertaining to a point, and is extremely good at trolling, but he derails every good discussion on IMDB and constantly bumps dead threads.
mccoy rulez!!
after the showings, instead of a q&a with tuckers and that big, hairy dude they should have a q&a with mccoymountain.
that way people would get interested and they would be able to actually afford theaters in austin for the "fans."
interesting point from mccoymountain:
"thanks for all your time and effort in helping make this a top-notch thread.
very good work for a volunteer!
i bet you're picturing yourself flying right alongside tucker and a bunch of hot chicks on his private jet, with briefcases of cash from the $25,000,000 opening surrounding you, exchanging jokes degrading asians, minorities, overweight girls and midgets, high-fiving the whole way on home because you guys, together, beat hangover, easily, like tucker promised.
it is this vision that drives your misplaced hatred of me. for as reality's messenger, you think that it is i, and not reality that is taking this vision from you and your boss tucker. "
--http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1220628/board/thread/147076656?d=147111542&p=1#147111542
i bet if bill dawes asked:
who would you rather sleep with:
1) tucker max
2) nils
3) bill daws
4) mccoymountain
9/10 hot girls would choose mccoymountain
the dude with the lumpie arms gets all the uglies.
mccoymountain is definitely getting under the skin of tucker's douche-built-on-debt-hype empire.
i'll give him that.
and so close to the opening too. it's a sign of how nervous they are.
I knew a guy whose online nickname was Fyb.
It didn't mean what it means here.
It didn't mean fib either, though he did a lot of that.
Come to think of it, he was a lot like Tucker.
this is soo they guy they should have gotten to play tucker:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6r4KT8-VX0
it's a profound question tucker/nils never asked:
"are we human? or are we douchebags?"
my signs are vital
my hands are small.
and now they've got epic fail on their hands:
"wave goodbye--wish me well--you've got to let me go."
is not this video better than tucker's film fail? they probably had about the same budget, but the music video has better direction/acting/singing/response.
five stars it got! compared to tucker's paltry 3.5 stars.
over 12,000,000 views! contrast this to tucker's silly, little, pretencious, precious, timid, soulless, fart-art, film-fail trailer.
tucker bob gosse should have studied what made the video such a smashing success without any stars nor donnie darko backing it with $12,000,000.
contrast the epic cinematography to tucker's film-school-fail lighting.
contrast the epic, soaring music to paul wall's doucherap. (douchewrap)
a final dance number with the cast, tucker, and nils dancing to this song and lipsyncing could have saved the film.
"are we human? or are we tuckers?"
that's so much better than "i am baking a quiche." huh? wtf?
my sign is vital.
my douche is cold.
and i'm on my knees wiating for the answer.
tucker fanboys....
you've got to let us know.
"are you human? or are you douchebags?"
my signs are vital
my hands are small.
mccoymountain is a force of nature.
it is hilarious watching all the tucker fanboys pulling out all the stops against him.
he flipped the script on tucker.
the more they hate him, the stronger he grows.
classic.
plus mccoy has truth on his side, versus tucker's hype/douche/empty promises and broken relationship with bob gosse/bunny.
i think we've seen this movie before...
it's kinda cool how all of a sudden it's not tucker's opening on the 25th anymore, but mccoy's.
"I cannot wait until September 25th. Private jet, here I come."
http://twitter.com/TuckerMax/status/2733204001
http://thecurvature.com/2009/09/08/some-thoughts-on-tucker-max/
"Over at Broadsheet, the marvelous Sady writes about the Tucker Max phenomenon. Tucker Max is an *beep* who makes money from writing books about his (supposed) drunken sexual conquests — and by “drunken sexual conquests,” I mean, “the encounters as he describes them often include coercion, cajoling, heavy intoxication or some element of non-consent and therefore fit the moral definition of sexual assault and, according to some organizations, the legal definition in many places.” (Feel free to go read his website for evidence; I did, but I’m not linking it.) Max makes money from his books, some film he has out, repeatedly calling women by misogynistic names, and also — the subject of particular interest right now — by giving lectures. On college campuses.
These lectures have, quite logically, spawned protests. In her post, Sady argues that the protests are misguided — not because Tucker Max isn’t a piece of *beep* but because he thrives off of the attention, and protesting him is giving him what he wants."
http://thecurvature.com/2009/09/08/some-thoughts-on-tucker-max/
"Tucker Max must die! (Or not.)
Tucker Max is an easy source of outrage. He writes beer-soaked bad-boy stories about treating women like crap and treating crap like a plot point. In one of his most notorious pieces, he convinces a girl to have anal sex and tapes it without her consent. (Spoiler alert: There will be poop.) He spouts bon mots like “all women are whores.” His name is shorthand for frat-house misogyny. But is he really worth a protest?"
from http://www.salon.com/mwt/broadsheet/feature/2009/09/08/tucker_max/index.html
"I've never heard of this person til now.
Which means very little since I am 48 year old man and can barely identify the days hottest acts, but still...how important is this guy?
Many years ago Tammy Bruce ran the LA chapter of Now, and almost no one gave a *beep* Then she began her campaign against Howard Stern, a truly stunning act of media activism based on a boycott by non buyers that worked out for her quite nicely. She got his cable network to give her a TV show and she's been a bete noir of the Feminist Left ever since.
I guess my question is does Tucker Max really present a threat or are some activists trying to use his 15 minutes of fame to get their own?
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But he's not funny
"What the *beep* does promoting a 'Rape Culture' even mean? Is that like if I talk up Boy George’s prison band?”
If the movie is filled with lame-ass jokes like that, I don't think there's anything to worry about. I don't think his wit is going to take the world by storm. The only thing he's got going for him is that he tells embellished stories to other little boys on the playground, and those stupid little boys lap it up like beer at a frat party.
Oh, and Tucker, when you tell women you only want to get them drunk so they can't consent to sex, that does indeed make you a rapist.
Good luck on your HIV quest, *beep*
http://www.salon.com/mwt/broadsheet/feature/2009/09/08/tucker_max/index.html
will all this get tucker a private jet?
"I cannot wait until September 25th. Private jet, here I come."
http://twitter.com/TuckerMax/status/2733204001
my signs are vital
my hands are small.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6r4KT8-VX0
"are we human? or are we douchebags?"
my signs are vital
my hands are small.
"wave goodbye--wish me well--you've got to let me go."
mccoy rox.
just behind tdg.
but catching up.
Tucker Trying Too Hard? Look! I got fans! $12,000,000 youtube videos/magic bus.
This is one of the biggest money-losing vanity projects of all time.
Kittens, dudes playing tetris, and people dancing in random ways are doing far better on youtube.
The girls at his premieres aren't much worth looking at in his flickr photos and the dudes are dweebish. Finally tucker looks cool.... but only amongst his fans.
Whoever the fuck is egging mccoy on, please stop it.
This shit is pissing me off.
Ok, so, it's ok to post about yiffing Jyoos now?
@12:58 PM
Perversely, Mccoy is egging himself on.
So what's the deal with Tucker's "Definitive Book of Pickup Lines", anyway? Amazon has 3 used copies starting at $174 and there is just no way it can be worth that. When/how did this get published? Was it vanity press, print on demand? And come to think of it I have similar questions about the 2003 book - did he just recycle the text of that through a real publisher to get BeerHell?
i love how tucker and his fanboys are showing up here to hate on mccoymountain.
in my book, that makes mccoy that much more awesome.
two weeks out and all they can say/think/dream about is
"mccoymountain!"
"mccoymountain!"
"mccoymountain!"
"mccoymountain
this obsession has replaced the $25,000,000 opening weekend and private jet tucker promised his fanboys to trick them into working for free.
"mccoymountain!"
"mccoymountain!"
"mccoymountain!"
"mccoymountain!"
they log on to read not tucker's latest hype, but mccoymountain's truth.
"mccoymountain!"
"mccoymountain!"
"mccoymountain!"
"mccoymountain!"
and mccoymountain stands there, silent and alone, as all those things they wish they could own for themselves, but which they lost via their douchebaggery which dragged their fanboy souls down to hell.
"mccoymountain!""mccoymountain!""mccoymountain!""mccoymountain!""mccoymountain!"
mccoy, stop posting about yourself.
i posted that. mccoy rox.
i love all the anonymous fanboys sent here to diss him. you're prob. tucker himself.
im a cute blonde 17yo living in southern ca and i was the winner of three wet t-shirt contests last month and i just wanna say i luvs mccoy soooooo much heeheehee *blush*
mccoy if you wanna hook up anytime just give me a ring *smile*
leave tucker alone!!!
wahahaha ahahahaa ha!!
all you evil mccoymountains!
whahahaah ahaahah!!
tucker fanboys rock.
Boy tucker sure is a douchebag!
Can we please get back on topic. I for one don't understand the mccoy support. I've always found him intolerable at best.
My only hypothesis is that mccoy is faking it, and I would not put it past him to do it.
hmm.
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0
what's with the numbers?
I'm impartial, quite honestly I've read Tucker's stuff -- some of it is funny, mostly it's bull shit and some of which is entertaining...But seriously giving him enough credit to have a blog which directly opposes him is giving him too much credit. If the guy is a festering scumbag, let him undo himself...
We need more discussion about the lying, cracked out, pathetic, bipolar, attention-hungry psychotic slut that is Erin Leigh Tyler (the Bunny).
GO TO IT, PEOPLE!!!
Great, Bunny douche is back
This website is the first hit for the search string what is a douchebag on google
http://www.cracked.com/article_15822_5-douchebag-behaviors-explained-by-science.html
Tucker has at least 3 out of the 5 douchebag behaviors listed here.
Is the google moron just trolling us, or does he/she have some fucked up version?
MY SIGNS ARE VITAL
MY HANDS ARE SMALL
MY SIGNS ARE VITAL
MY HANDS ARE SMALL
COME ON PEOPLE!!!!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1220628/board/thread/147126384
THis is a thread that is supposed to show how other movies are similar in plot as IHTSBIH.
Somebody needs to post the movie The Accused and a couple other films about rape. That would be fucking funny.
my signs are vital
my hands are small
"Tucker has at least 3 out of the 5 douchebag behaviors listed here."
Man carrot top has way too much time on his hands. Impressive though. I must admit. It looks completely wrong, but still impressive.
Tucker could also easily fit into the "muscle" douchebag because remember, he had the goal of being an MMA fighter at one point.
my signs are vital
my hands are small
the film would have killed with that song as the closing number, with tucker dancing with his tiny hands.
lost opportunity.
Great work, Tucker Max. You were the catalyst that clinched the Douchiest Law School award for your alma mater. Even blogs not related to this one have now confirmed what you heard here first: Tucker Max is a Douchebag.
http://abovethelaw.com/2009/09/duke_the_douchiest_law_school.php?show=comments
By the way, to give Google guy a little help we should all use Tucker Max's full name here when referring to him.
are we humans, or are we douchebags?
my signs are vital
my hands are small
that about sums tucker up.
holy shit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6r4KT8-VX0
i am @ work and i was listening to this real low, and i literally thought he said:
are we humans, or are we douchebags?
my signs are vital
my hands are small
i picture the cast singing this together.
are we humans, or are we douchebags?
I'm pretty sure our board just got trolled by mccoy about 50 posts today.
Are there any other boards which are unmoderated that I can go to?
"Are there any other boards which are unmoderated that I can go to?"
Yeah, how about go back to TMMB and learn things about being subtle when you troll a board.
Another glowing review from someone who didn't know Tucker Max or his stories before he saw the movie. I recall that old Tucker said he planned to post all reviews - good or bad - on the site. If he wasn't lying about that (like so many of his other claims) he'd better buy more bandwidth for his Reviews/Haters section:
http://www.statenews.com/index.php/article/2009/09/maxs_vulgar_film_pathetic_rarely_funny
Wow, when you google "tiny hands" Tugger is number 4
http://www.statenews.com/index.php/article/2009/09/raunchy_author_max_screens_new_film
That's the article, although I was disappointed to see it wasn't very anti-Tugger
http://www.statenews.com/index.php
/article/2009/09/raunchy_author_max_screens_new_film
ok, combine those two and you'll get the article.
Stupid comment section
MCCOY-TRAIN HAEVN'T BREAKS
wow. when you google tucker max doucebag this site is the first one to come up. thats insane
Wasn't Canada the place where Tucker and Nils were telling girls to 'get their pussies ready' because they were coming to town to lay pipe and damage cunts or whatever. They could not even get the bus in the country. Great planning. Epic. Fail.
Tucker keeps talking about the art. But when he gets a tiny moment of joy from the dumbest people on the planet he has to blurt out 'raaashhhahaha.... PRIVATE JET!' Really? No. Really?
How are those broken pussies doing dickface?
When will you post the 'hater' film reviews that are stacking high to your blog?
Can you post a few more reaction shots from the poop scene Davinci? Art indeed.
Did you feel good about yourself making fun of the disabled midget guy in your blog video. I'm sure his life is filled with joy everyday as scumbags like you laugh at him.
But then again, you're the genius who is going to beat The Hangover. And 'easily'.
Who paid for all your surgery? That's right. Self made man rollin' his own way.
Phony jackball fraud. Your cards will fall. Dick
AIN'T NO STOPIN THE MCCOY TWAIN
I will start to think about the possibility of maybe considering the option of perhaps begining to contemplate that maybe Tucker Max is not a big huge douche liar, when he posts all the REAL bad reviews under "haters" on his website. Instead, in an act of douchiest doucheness of douchiasticisity, he has posted one single bad-yet-still-appeals-to-the-moronic-mindset-that-is-his-fans review. Pathetic.
Oh yeah and douchy
"I’m not sure if they serve beer in hell, but they definitely serve buttered popcorn and fountain drinks. Let me clarify, “I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell,” a motion picture based on Tucker Max’s novel with the same name, was hell to sit through."
post that Otto
From the BostonGlobe
"Tucker Max: shes just not that into you
After Max riled up a crowd of college kids by showing the movie based on his debauchery, the professional lothario had one of his sidekicks call the local promoters of the flick to inquire about the Boston Globe reporter who was in the audience. Apparently, Max found her, um, desirable.
As it turns out, the woman in question was a former intern at the Globe, a Northeastern University student who happens to be 19 years old. For the record, Mr. Max, she's not interested (and way too young for you)."
Mr Douchtasitc is 34 years old now - time to start facing reality sunshine.
"I brought two of my friends and one of them didn't have a ticket. Luckily by the time doors opened there were several tickets left so he got in for free. "
Why is this such a re-occuring theme at every premier? He said he is holding back one or two seats but it seems like anyone who turns up gets a seat. Liar much?
From the iscussion thread
"I saw the screening in Los Angeles tonight at the Directors Guild of America. While it wasn't well attended (although I saw Bob Gosse, looking unhappy) and there were perhaps two media members present - which isn't surprising considering the MSM blackout of the movie - it underscores how crucial word of mouth is going to be for this movie to succeed."
Whoa- really? Is this true? Anybody know anything about this "blackout"? Or is this wording just hyperbole
i heard the final dance scene got cut from the film? who cut it? bob or tucker?
no way am i seeing it now... with the best scenes on the cutting-room floor.
maybe if you guys help out with the lyrics, they'll add it back to the film?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6r4KT8-VX0
I did my best to blow this
hired bob gosse for the top line
I am the assclown of surrender
The douche in life I find
And sometimes I get nervous
When I see an open sore
Dot my eyes
Fart your art...
Touch my sore
Are we human?
Or are we douchebag?
My film is vile
My hands are small
And Nils is 'tween my knees
Lookin' for the answer
Are you a man?
Or are you douchebag?
Pay my respects to Gosse and Bradford
Send my condolences to Matt
Give my regards to Stults's Bromance,
They always douched the best they could
And so long to Darko's money
Tucker taught them how to blow
Wave goodbye
Tickets don't sell..
You've gotta let $12,000,000 go
Are we human?
Or are we douchebag?
My jet's a minivan
My hands are small
And nils is 'tween my knees
Looking for the answer
Are you a man?
Or are you douchebag?
Will darko's bank be alright
As the bus drives off into the night?
There is no money we're receiving
Let me know is nils still eating
Are we human?
Or are we douchebag?
My film is vile
My hands are small
And I'm 'tween nil's knees
Lookin' for the answer
You've gotta help me blow
Are we human?
Or are we douchebag?
My film is vile
My hands are small
And Dawes is 'tween my knees
Lookin' like he's fifty
Are we human
Or are we douchebag?
Are we human?
Or are we douchebag?
Are we human
Or are we douchebag?
maybe if you guys help out with the lyrics, they'll add it back to the film?
i heard the final dance scene got cut from the film? who cut it? bob or tucker?
no way am i seeing it now... with the best scenes on the cutting-room floor.
maybe if you guys help out with the lyrics, they'll add it back to the film?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6r4KT8-VX0
I did my best to blow this
hired bob gosse for the top line
I am the assclown of surrender
The douche in life I find
And sometimes I get nervous
When I see an open sore
Dot my eyes
Fart your art...
Touch my sore
Are we human?
Or are we douchebag?
My film is vile
My hands are small
And Nils is 'tween my knees
Lookin' for the answer
Are you a man?
Or are you douchebag?
Pay my respects to Gosse and Bradford
Send my condolences to Matt
Give my regards to Stults's Bromance,
They always douched the best they could
And so long to Darko's money
Tucker taught them how to blow
Wave goodbye
Tickets don't sell..
You've gotta let $12,000,000 go
Are we human?
Or are we douchebag?
My jet's a minivan
My hands are small
And nils is 'tween my knees
Looking for the answer
Are you a man?
Or are you douchebag?
Will darko's bank be alright
As the bus drives off into the night?
There is no money we're receiving
Let me know is nils still eating
Are we human?
Or are we douchebag?
My film is vile
My hands are small
And I'm 'tween nil's knees
Lookin' for the answer
You've gotta help me blow
Are we human?
Or are we douchebag?
My film is vile
My hands are small
And Dawes is 'tween my knees
Lookin' like he's fifty
Are we human
Or are we douchebag?
Are we human?
Or are we douchebag?
Are we human
Or are we douchebag?
maybe if you guys help out with the lyrics, they'll add it back to the film?
Coke-ay-ina
I believe I have been neglectful in my duties as head cutter. I am sorry. I love you all--so much more than I love people in the real world, for you actually return favor--and I promise I've only neglected my duties as head cutter because I've been in the lab, with a pen and a pad, tryin' to get this damn label off.
FYI--If you're cutting...stop. Please do. That's not your pain, baby; don't wear it. There's no net. Only scars. You don't want to explain arms like mine for the remainder of your days, and bloody, motherfucking hell, don't be a victim of projection, how cliche is that? Be the minority. Be a survivor.
Bunny is still breathing. How can you have given up? See, it can always be worse.
So this brings me to my most recent frustration. In New York, in Baltimore, in Tampa (in a hundred places in Tampa), in Chicago, in Los Angeles, and now in [current location redacted], I know just where to go to get an eight ball. Several, actually. My god.
God dammit.
God dammit. God dammit. God dammit. God dammit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can't meet a nice guy. I swear. Something about me says, "Hey, dude, if you're a totally great guy who would treat a girl well and not fuck her over, I think you should move on." The next vibe emitted is, "Hey, that chick has arm scars, and you sell vast quantities of cocaine, like pounds and pounds of it, and your apartment looks not unlike like "The Thing," so why don't you stick your pasty tongue down her throat, and if she acts shifty, we'll stuff her torso in an incinerator."
So if my half-incinerated torso is found around and about in the southwest, just know, I've loved you all who've cut yourselves, and those who have not, and I think you're too fucking good for this planet. Let's all fly away.
Posted by The Bunny at 4:37 AM
ROFL YOU STUPID STUPID STUPID FUCKING BITCH. ROFL ROFL.
I don't see that post anywhere but here. Where did she post it? Is she dead?
I hope so.
Stupid cunt
She deleted it after posting it. Not the first time she's done something of that sort.
"Whoa- really? Is this true? Anybody know anything about this "blackout"? Or is this wording just hyperbole"
he probably just means that no-one gives a flying fuck about it so it's simply not getting any coverage.
tucker max
tucker max
tucker max = persona non grata
tucker max for the media
tucker max
To the doubting fuckwit earlier,
at the time of writing this, http://tuckermaxdoucebag.blogspot.com/ is on the first page of a 'tucker max' google search.
It’s like “The Hangover,” but not funny.
Sweet...
I think the official reviews of this movie are going to be terrible. Once we get passed all the fanboy bias reviews, the real reviews by actual critics are going to reveal that the movie just sucks.
"His dialogue is gaudy and makes you feel dirty to be alive."
AHAHAHAHAAHAHA
Musical Intermission:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PDFMvD0sNI&feature=related
"To the doubting fuckwit earlier,
at the time of writing this, http://tuckermaxdoucebag.blogspot.com/ is on the first page of a 'tucker max' google search"
I don't know why you keep saying this. Anybody can go to google and check it. tuckermax.com is the first result. I don't know if you're using some sort of customized shell or filter or something or some other search engine and calling it google or what, but ... doucebag just is not showing up on the first page when I do that search.
It's not like 'tucker max' is easy to misspell or something, or that my computer has a pro-tucker malware or something (I did check it on several different machines just to be sure, even though I knew what result I'd get).
tuckermax.com is the first result. tuckermaxdoucebag.blogspot.com is not on the list. Wishful thinking and calling people fuckwits doesn't change that.
^^ doh, misread what you said, ignore the bit about tuckermax.com being first (of course it is)
I dunno, maybe you have your google set up to show more than 10 results? The 10 I see are the 10 i listed earlier
If you google "Tucker Max" this website is on the 4th page.
10 results per page. It's result #34.
Come on, 'It-isn't-first-on-Google-Guy' (IIFOGG, or 2IO2G if you want to be cutting-edge). Whoever keeps claiming this site comes up early on a search is just writing that to get a rise out of people. You're playing into it.
Yeah ok BUT SOMONE IS WRONG ON THE INTERNET
therefore,
Have you seen/read END THE FED by Ron Paul? "Everyone must read this book--Congressmen and college students, Democrats and Republicans--all Americans."
--Vince Vaughn
Whn you think about it, Tucker Max was the Fed's ultimate creation--a soulless, debased douchebag:
"My name is Tucker Max, and I am an *beep*
Think about it--Tucker's motto @ http://tuckermax.com could be the Fed's motto:
"I get excessively drunk via inflating the currency at inappropriate times, disregard social norms (funding feminism/debauchery & debasement of the family/currency/culture/tucker max(educated at the Fed's University of Chicago's School of Economics (school of freakanomics) and Duke scholarship)), indulge every whim/war, ignore the consequences of my actions/bubbles/bailouts, fund idiots and posers and tucker-max-like CEOs, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable/luring them with fiat currency & a fiat-funded bus, and just generally act like a raging darko/douchebag/dickhead."
What do you think of Ron Paul's new book--End the Fed?
http://www.amazon.com/End-Fed-Ron-Paul/dp/0446549193/
Review for End The Fed
"Rarely has a single book not only challenged, but decisively changed my mind. "
--Arlo Guthrie
"Everyone must read this book--Congressmen and college students, Democrats and Republicans--all Americans."
--Vince Vaughn
Vince Vaughn is a far, far better actor/director/writer than Tucker Max, so it makes sense that Tucker and his jealous friends at the Fed detest Arlo Guthrie and Vince Vaughan as well as art, film, and literature.
The book has much better reviews and is far-higher ranked than Tucker's douchey books/film/trailer--Five solid stars!
Why do you donnie darko douchos/cbs haterz hate on art, the Constitution, morality, goodness, sound money, peace, prosperity, love, the family, kindness, and Ron Paul so much?
And like the Fed, tucker privatizes all the profits of his private jet while sharing all the risk with his volunteer employees, who work for free.
Have you seen/read END THE FED by Ron Paul? "Everyone must read this book--Congressmen and college students, Democrats and Republicans--all Americans."
--Vince Vaughn
Whn you think about it, Tucker Max was the Fed's ultimate creation--a soulless, debased douchebag:
"My name is Tucker Max, and I am an *beep*
Think about it--Tucker's motto @ http://tuckermax.com could be the Fed's motto:
"I get excessively drunk via inflating the currency at inappropriate times, disregard social norms (funding feminism/debauchery & debasement of the family/currency/culture/tucker max(educated at the Fed's University of Chicago's School of Economics (school of freakanomics) and Duke scholarship)), indulge every whim/war, ignore the consequences of my actions/bubbles/bailouts, fund idiots and posers and tucker-max-like CEOs, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable/luring them with fiat currency & a fiat-funded bus, and just generally act like a raging darko/douchebag/dickhead."
What do you think of Ron Paul's new book--End the Fed?
http://www.amazon.com/End-Fed-Ron-Paul/dp/0446549193/
Review for End The Fed
"Rarely has a single book not only challenged, but decisively changed my mind. "
--Arlo Guthrie
"Everyone must read this book--Congressmen and college students, Democrats and Republicans--all Americans."
--Vince Vaughn
Vince Vaughn is a far, far better actor/director/writer than Tucker Max, so it makes sense that Tucker and his jealous friends at the Fed detest Arlo Guthrie and Vince Vaughan as well as art, film, and literature.
The book has much better reviews and is far-higher ranked than Tucker's douchey books/film/trailer--Five solid stars!
Why do you donnie darko douchos/cbs haterz hate on art, the Constitution, morality, goodness, sound money, peace, prosperity, love, the family, kindness, and Ron Paul so much?
And like the Fed, tucker privatizes all the profits of his private jet while sharing all the risk with his volunteer employees, who work for free.
Mccoymountain, I want to ask you this, but I want to make sure you understand that I'm not asking in a condescending or insulting way (since it's hard to represent tone-of-voice on the internet):
Do you think you're influencing peoples' ideas by making these long posts? What is your objective in doing so? I'm not being facetious in the least; I really want to understand, and I don't think I'm alone in wanting to understand.
I wonder what mccoy is like in real life.
is this going to get tucker his private jet he keeps boasting about and $25,000,000 opening weekend? is tucker's film going to beat the hangover easily, as tucker stated? is this tour just like motley crew? what do you fanboys/volunteers on the bus/employees think?
what say you?
from:
http://www.avclub.com/articles/i-hope-they-serve-beer-in-hell-trailer-killed-come,31727/
I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell Trailer Killed Comedy (Again)
5 stages of grief
by Amelie Gillette August 17, 2009
As you are well aware, at least once every summer, a movie trailer comes out that is so violently tedious, so aggressively unfunny that it throttles this thing known as comedy until it stops moving and lies slackjawed and motionless on screen. Since Friedberg & Seltzer (fortunately) don't have a fart-writing spectacle coming out for a while, the Robin Williams/John Travolta "We have to raise these kids together?!" groan inducer, Old Dogs stepped up to kill comedy. But now a new trailer has surfaced to fart, loudly, on the corpse of comedy because that's the funniest thing it can think of to do. That corpse-of-comedy defiler? I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell. As far as I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell is concerned, comedy is beyond dead. The only thing left to do now is mourn the loss by watching the trailer and cycling through the five stages of grief.
--http://www.avclub.com/articles/i-hope-they-serve-beer-in-hell-trailer-killed-come,31727/
from: http://tuckermaxdoucebag.blogspot.com
" Anonymous said...
"I’m not sure if they serve beer in hell, but they definitely serve buttered popcorn and fountain drinks. Let me clarify, “I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell,” a motion picture based on Tucker Max’s novel with the same name, was hell to sit through.... It’s like “The Hangover,” but not funny.
" --http://statenews.com/index.php/article/2009/09/maxs_vulgar_film_pathetic_rarely_funny
post that Otto
9/10/2009 12:01 AM
Anonymous said...
From the BostonGlobe
"Tucker Max: shes just not that into you
After Max riled up a crowd of college kids by showing the movie based on his debauchery, the professional lothario had one of his sidekicks call the local promoters of the flick to inquire about the Boston Globe reporter who was in the audience. Apparently, Max found her, um, desirable.
As it turns out, the woman in question was a former intern at the Globe, a Northeastern University student who happens to be 19 years old. For the record, Mr. Max, she's not interested (and way too young for you)."
Mr Douchtasitc is 34 years old now - time to start facing reality sunshine.
9/10/2009 12:07 AM
Anonymous said...
"I brought two of my friends and one of them didn't have a ticket. Luckily by the time doors opened there were several tickets left so he got in for free. "
Why is this such a re-occuring theme at every premier? He said he is holding back one or two seats but it seems like anyone who turns up gets a seat. Liar much?
^^^ I also would like Mccoymountain to explain his rationale for his schizophrenic and lengthy posts.
Also, Mccoymountain, can you confirm that you are in fact Viacom Guy? I'm almost 100% sure that you are, but I just want confirmation.
last cool tucker site on the internet has fallen.
thanks mccoy and trolls
it was good while it lasted
this is too sad to watch anymore anyway... bunny falling apart all over the place, epic movie failure in progress, just sadness
i'm going back to a life of lolcats and online shopping
peace
"last cool tucker site on the internet has fallen."
it's hilarious how the fanboys think this is a pro-tucker site.
what do you tucker fanboys have against vince vaughan?
i missed that.
dude is hilarious/talented/cool.
ever see swingers?
orginal & hilarious & well-written.
"ever see swingers?
orginal & hilarious & well-written."
Tucker has said before "I am not a fan of swingers." Thus by extension, his fanboys are also not fans.
Of course Tucker wouldn't be a fan. He wouldn't know quality if it was smacking him repeatedly in the face with it's big cock.
Tucker just hates swingers because Vince Vaughan endorsed Ron Paul's End The Fed, and Tucker is working for the Fed who wire him fiat cash through Darko operatives so that he can ride around on a money-losing fiat-funded bus and hook up with skanks.
"Everyone must read this book--Congressmen and college students, Democrats and Republicans--all Americans."
--Vince Vaughn of Ron Apul's End The Fed
"Max’s video minion ridicules both Vietnamese & African-American women"
--http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/sexist/2009/09/10/spot-your-local-tucker-max-douchebag/
"Max has the power to gather all the local sexist douchebags into one c"
More awesome reviews! Private Jet and $25,000,000 opening weekend and beating hangover to follow!
"Tucker Max, professional sexist, swung through College Park, Md., and Washington, D.C., last month to help promote his new movie, “I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell.” Tucker Max events, you may be surprised to learn, can actually prove helpful to us feminists. Max has the power to gather all the local sexist douchebags into one convenient location for an evening, and that makes those people a lot easier to identify (and mock). But if you didn’t have the heart to trudge out and ridicule the hordes of Tucker Max fans in person, it’s not too late to get in on the fun. Max has graciously provided anecdotal and recorded evidence of the tour’s douchiest attendees for us! See if you can spot any douches from your workplace, biology class, or overpriced Georgetown lounge:"
--http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/sexist/2009/09/10/spot-your-local-tucker-max-douchebag/
"Over at the Washington, D.C., premier, Max’s video minion ridicules both Vietnamese and African-American women, the former for being employed as a pedicurist, and the latter for having a name he finds funny. He also exposes several douchebags gathered outside the premier who can recite obscure details of Tucker Max’s sexcapades, but are unable to name the second and third presidents of the United States. Max’s douchey law-school buddies get in on the fun, but they ask Max not to repeat any of the *beep* they said, because they are douchey guys who went to law school. Also featured: An awkward night-vision shot of a theater full of douchebags writhing with glee when Tucker Max makes a joke about exterminating fat chicks, or whatever the *beep* that guy does for a living." --http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/sexist/2009/09/10/spot-your-local-tucker-max-douchebag/
Will you shut the fuck up with the politics?
Ron Paul is a fucking homophobe and I take nothing he says seriously
LEAVE OUR BOARD MCCOY, GO TROLL IMDB LIKE A GOOD DOG
tucker's minions are hating on minorites and women:
"Max’s video minion ridicules both Vietnamese & African-American women"
--http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/sexist/2009/09/10/spot-your-local-tucker-max-douchebag/
"Max has the power to gather all the local sexist douchebags into one c"
More awesome reviews! Private Jet and $25,000,000 opening weekend and beating hangover to follow!
"Tucker Max, professional sexist, swung through College Park, Md., and Washington, D.C., last month to help promote his new movie, “I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell.” Tucker Max events, you may be surprised to learn, can actually prove helpful to us feminists. Max has the power to gather all the local sexist douchebags into one convenient location for an evening, and that makes those people a lot easier to identify (and mock). But if you didn’t have the heart to trudge out and ridicule the hordes of Tucker Max fans in person, it’s not too late to get in on the fun. Max has graciously provided anecdotal and recorded evidence of the tour’s douchiest attendees for us! See if you can spot any douches from your workplace, biology class, or overpriced Georgetown lounge:"
--http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/sexist/2009/09/10/spot-your-local-tucker-max-douchebag/
"Over at the Washington, D.C., premier, Max’s video minion ridicules both Vietnamese and African-American women, the former for being employed as a pedicurist, and the latter for having a name he finds funny. He also exposes several douchebags gathered outside the premier who can recite obscure details of Tucker Max’s sexcapades, but are unable to name the second and third presidents of the United States. Max’s douchey law-school buddies get in on the fun, but they ask Max not to repeat any of the *beep* they said, because they are douchey guys who went to law school. Also featured: An awkward night-vision shot of a theater full of douchebags writhing with glee when Tucker Max makes a joke about exterminating fat chicks, or whatever the *beep* that guy does for a living." --http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/sexist/2009/09/10/spot-your-local-tucker-max-douchebag/
"LEAVE OUR BOARD MCCOY, GO TROLL IMDB LIKE A GOOD DOG" --Ryan Holiday after Tucker told him that this is his board.
Keep it up McCoy.
wow either there is massive mccoy support or mccoy has lots of personalities
i don't know what to believe anymore
and for the record
whenever someone tells mccoy to leave it is a very mccoy thing to do to accuse them of being ryan holiday
"and for the record
whenever someone tells mccoy to leave it is a very mccoy thing to do to accuse them of being ryan holiday"
--ryan holiday
I finally figured it out.
mccoy is upset that no one responds to him on IMDB, all he wants is to be acknowledged.
By telling him to leave, hating on him, hell, discussing him at all, we are giving him reasons to stay here.
He's like his own little narcissist. LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME ACKNOWLEDGE MY EXISTENCE!!!!!!!!!!
If we just don't respond to him and leave him be, he will go back to IMDB, where at least a few retards have managed to form an "anti-mccoy" cult.
That's the only solution I can think of.
"I finally figured it out.
mccoy is upset that no one responds to him on IMDB, all he wants is to be acknowledged.
By telling him to leave, hating on him, hell, discussing him at all, we are giving him reasons to stay here.
He's like his own little narcissist. LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME ACKNOWLEDGE MY EXISTENCE!!!!!!!!!!
If we just don't respond to him and leave him be, he will go back to IMDB, where at least a few retards have managed to form an "anti-mccoy" cult.
That's the only solution I can think of."
--nils parker
--nils parker
-mccoy mountain
The fact that any of you fools thinks you are important enough to have Tucker Max, Nils Parker, Bunny or even Ryan Holiday actually come here and post on your comment section proves just how delusional you really are.
I've been reading this garbage for quite a while now and I'm sick of it. There are plenty of Tucker fans that come here to see what you guys have made up about Tucker this time around so we can head it off.
Time to make my return, and I'll try to be cordial.
Tucker Max Fan Boy (TMFB)
I'm afraid Mccoymoutain is probably a paranoid schiz is real life.
^^^ You're sick of it? Really? You're actually involved enough emotionally and intellectually to be sick of it?
Here's a swell strategy for you, if you're so sick of it: get the hell off this board. Here's a follow-up strategy: STAY the hell off.
Some of us here know for a fact that Tucker and his cabal of cumguzzlers have been active here, to varying degrees, in the past. You don't know jack, so shut up.
"I'm afraid Mccoymoutain is probably a paranoid schiz is real life." --Tucker MAx
"The fact that any of you fools thinks you are important enough to have Tucker Max, Nils Parker, Bunny or even Ryan Holiday actually come here and post on your comment section proves just how delusional you really are.
I've been reading this garbage for quite a while now and I'm sick of it. There are plenty of Tucker fans that come here to see what you guys have made up about Tucker this time around so we can head it off.
Time to make my return, and I'll try to be cordial.
Tucker Max Fan Boy (TMFB)" --Tucker Max
Where's that article about how tucker registers fake email accounts? He said so at sxsw i think and the ukregister picked it up. where's the link?
hilarious how tucker, nils, and bunny keep trying to throw mccoy mountain off his game.
he is getting to them and then some.
epic. tucker. max. fail.
keep on keepin' on mccoy!
Thank you, I'm honored that any of you would think I was Tucker Max.
TMFB
Beyond the volunteers on his bus, tucker has only a handful of douchebag fanboys who are to dumb to see the writing on the wall.
Tucker just hates swingers because Vince Vaughan endorsed Ron Paul's End The Fed, and Tucker is working for the Fed who wire him fiat cash through Darko operatives so that he can ride around on a money-losing fiat-funded bus and hook up with skanks.
"Everyone must read this book--Congressmen and college students, Democrats and Republicans--all Americans."
--Vince Vaughn of Ron Apul's End The Fed
You guys have seriously gone off the deep end when it comes to delusions if you really think Tucker, Bunny, Nils or Ryan Holiday would waste their time trying to throw mccoy off his game.
TMFB
"You guys have seriously gone off the deep end when it comes to delusions if you really think Tucker, Bunny, Nils or Ryan Holiday would waste their time trying to throw mccoy off his game.
TMFB" --Tucker Max dictated to Ryan Holiday who typed it in.
"You guys have seriously gone off the deep end when it comes to delusions if you really think Tucker, Bunny, Nils or Ryan Holiday would waste their time trying to throw mccoy off his game.
TMFB"
Well, with the movie epic failing, they've got to do *something*.
They actually think that McCoy Mountain, and not Tucker's lack of talent, is taking away their private jet and $25,000,000 opening.
"You guys have seriously gone off the deep end when it comes to delusions if you really think Tucker, Bunny, Nils or Ryan Holiday would waste their time trying to throw mccoy off his game.
TMFB" --as Tucker Max dictated to Ryan Holiday who typed it in. Bunny spell-checked it while Nils ate Doritos and approved of the punctuation and use of the word "delusion."
check out how nils, tucker, bunny, and ryan holiday hate on minorites and make fun of them:
"Max’s video minion ridicules both Vietnamese & African-American women"
--http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/sexist/2009/09/10/spot-your-local-tucker-max-douchebag/
"Max has the power to gather all the local sexist douchebags into one c"
More awesome reviews! Private Jet and $25,000,000 opening weekend and beating hangover to follow!
"Tucker Max, professional sexist, swung through College Park, Md., and Washington, D.C., last month to help promote his new movie, “I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell.” Tucker Max events, you may be surprised to learn, can actually prove helpful to us feminists. Max has the power to gather all the local sexist douchebags into one convenient location for an evening, and that makes those people a lot easier to identify (and mock). But if you didn’t have the heart to trudge out and ridicule the hordes of Tucker Max fans in person, it’s not too late to get in on the fun. Max has graciously provided anecdotal and recorded evidence of the tour’s douchiest attendees for us! See if you can spot any douches from your workplace, biology class, or overpriced Georgetown lounge:"
--http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/sexist/2009/09/10/spot-your-local-tucker-max-douchebag/
"Over at the Washington, D.C., premier, Max’s video minion ridicules both Vietnamese and African-American women, the former for being employed as a pedicurist, and the latter for having a name he finds funny. He also exposes several douchebags gathered outside the premier who can recite obscure details of Tucker Max’s sexcapades, but are unable to name the second and third presidents of the United States. Max’s douchey law-school buddies get in on the fun, but they ask Max not to repeat any of the *beep* they said, because they are douchey guys who went to law school. Also featured: An awkward night-vision shot of a theater full of douchebags writhing with glee when Tucker Max makes a joke about exterminating fat chicks, or whatever the *beep* that guy does for a living." --http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/sexist/2009/09/10/spot-your-local-tucker-max-douchebag/
I read that article mccoy, I also noted that chick is ridiculous.
Did you read any of her other articles?
She talks about the pope's aid being gay, uncircumsized penises, the governor's homosexual endorsers etc.
She's trash.
-TMFB
Also, her column is called "The Sexist".
I would not exactly endorse her as a credible media detractor.
-TMFB
"I read that article mccoy, I also noted that chick is ridiculous.
Did you read any of her other articles?
She talks about the pope's aid being gay, uncircumsized penises, the governor's homosexual endorsers etc.
She's trash.
-TMFB"
Seriously? Man, that's fucked up. There are some real psychos on the internet. I remember this one blog I read where the guy tried to film anal sex with a girl, without consent, he wrecked some other girl's car and fled the scene, and then he shat himself in a hotel lobby, leaving the mess for someone else to clean up. He was trash, too, just like the girl who wrote that article.
Where do these people come from? Good thing Tucker's doing all he can to bring integrity to the internet with his high-quality, virtuous, timeless art.
"Also, her column is called "The Sexist".
I would not exactly endorse her as a credible media detractor.
-TMFB" --Donnie Darko's very own Richard Kelly
i can just picture richard kelly, tucker max, nils parker, bunny, and ryan holiday holding conference calls on how to spam this blog.
you know it happens.
their douche knows no bounds.
what about the following so upsets the tucker camp that they lose focus on their film/epic fail bus tour/fifty-year-old bill dawes hijinx and join us here?
"Have you seen/read END THE FED by Ron Paul? "Everyone must read this book--Congressmen and college students, Democrats and Republicans--all Americans."
--Vince Vaughn
Whn you think about it, Tucker Max was the Fed's ultimate creation--a soulless, debased douchebag:
"My name is Tucker Max, and I am an *beep*
Think about it--Tucker's motto @ http://tuckermax.com could be the Fed's motto:
"I get excessively drunk via inflating the currency at inappropriate times, disregard social norms (funding feminism/debauchery & debasement of the family/currency/culture/tucker max(educated at the Fed's University of Chicago's School of Economics (school of freakanomics) and Duke scholarship)), indulge every whim/war, ignore the consequences of my actions/bubbles/bailouts, fund idiots and posers and tucker-max-like CEOs, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable/luring them with fiat currency & a fiat-funded bus, and just generally act like a raging darko/douchebag/dickhead."
What do you think of Ron Paul's new book--End the Fed?
http://www.amazon.com/End-Fed-Ron-Paul/dp/0446549193/
Review for End The Fed
"Rarely has a single book not only challenged, but decisively changed my mind. "
--Arlo Guthrie
"Everyone must read this book--Congressmen and college students, Democrats and Republicans--all Americans."
--Vince Vaughn
Vince Vaughn is a far, far better actor/director/writer than Tucker Max, so it makes sense that Tucker and his jealous friends at the Fed detest Arlo Guthrie and Vince Vaughan as well as art, film, and literature.
The book has much better reviews and is far-higher ranked than Tucker's douchey books/film/trailer--Five solid stars!
Why do you donnie darko douchos/cbs haterz hate on art, the Constitution, morality, goodness, sound money, peace, prosperity, love, the family, kindness, and Ron Paul so much?
And like the Fed, tucker privatizes all the profits of his private jet while sharing all the risk with his volunteer employees, who work for free. "
being associated with tucker max is a soul-killer (bunny) and career killer (all the movie fanboys)
mccoy pw3ns!
Aw, Bunny just needs her womb stuffed full of piping-hot baby batter, set to cook for about nine months. That'll make everything better!
"Seriously? Man, that's fucked up. There are some real psychos on the internet. I remember this one blog I read where the guy tried to film anal sex with a girl, without consent, he wrecked some other girl's car and fled the scene, and then he shat himself in a hotel lobby, leaving the mess for someone else to clean up. He was trash, too, just like the girl who wrote that article.
Where do these people come from? Good thing Tucker's doing all he can to bring integrity to the internet with his high-quality, virtuous, timeless art."
I was talking about the credibility of someone working for the media as a source of reliability when it comes to information.
I was not talking about the entertainment factor of stories whether they are fake or not. That is a completely different medium and you know it.
Although arguing with you is like talking to a wall, you will never back down from your accusations or rushes to inadequate conclusions.
You are so eager to find negative press, you will post anything.
TMFB
And what the fuck is this shit about "The Fed" by Ron Paul? Why is mccoy so obsessed with it.
Why would anyone care about a book authored by homophobe, "Dr. No" AKA the most conservative member of congress as detailed from a survey of congress members from 1922-2007.
The Baylor debate was actually several guys who did a reverse troll on the "Think about Tucker" guy. The Think about Tucker guy was a Baylor MBA who claimed to be some fabulously successful energy trader (coincidentally, that's Kungfu Mike's background).
9/04/2009 1:22 PM
Not "was" a Baylor MBA. "Is" a Baylor MBA. And I never said I was "fabulously successful". I don't think I did anyway. Regardless I do pretty well. And I'm not Kung Fu Mike.
TAT
KTAT
SOYHBHFY
Good God man,
Crack babies born with AIDS have a better future than the spawn of Tucker Max and TheBunny.
I hate children and I wouldn't even with that on anybody.
there is only negative press for tucker.
the world is not like his message board.
TheBunny,
Tucker lost respect for you after you aborted his baby. When he finishes this tour, you should have sex with him during ovulation, and show him the joys of parenthood.
hi bunny.
hi tucker.
hi kungfu mike.
hi ryan holiday.
how does it feel to epic fail?
"And what the fuck is this shit about "The Fed" by Ron Paul? Why is mccoy so obsessed with it.
Why would anyone care about a book authored by homophobe, "Dr. No" AKA the most conservative member of congress as detailed from a survey of congress members from 1922-2007." --Richard Kelly of Donnie Darko Doucho Productions
Richard Kelly hates Vince Vaughan as nobody knows who Ricahrd Kelly is. All he has done is fail, fail, fail, epic fail, and then fail some more.
donnie Darko Docuho is a money pit, and tucker is their latest in a long string of epic failures.
"Everyone must read this book--Congressmen and college students, Democrats and Republicans--all Americans."
--Vince Vaughn
Vince Vaughn is a far, far better actor/director/writer than Tucker Max, so it makes sense that Tucker and his jealous friends at the Fed detest Arlo Guthrie and Vince Vaughan as well as art, film, and literature.
The book has much better reviews and is far-higher ranked than Tucker's douchey books/film/trailer--Five solid stars!
Why do you donnie darko douchos/cbs haterz hate on art, the Constitution, morality, goodness, sound money, peace, prosperity, love, the family, kindness, and Ron Paul so much?
And like the Fed, tucker privatizes all the profits of his private jet while sharing all the risk with his volunteer employees, who work for free. "
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i'm no accountant, but i would estimate that donnie darko and richard kelly are directing 90% of the $12,000,000 in a campaign against mccoymountain.
they would have been wiser to hire a real director/script writers/actors, but whatyagonnado?
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"i'm no accountant, but i would estimate that donnie darko and richard kelly are directing 90% of the $12,000,000 in a campaign against mccoymountain.
they would have been wiser to hire a real director/script writers/actors, but whatyagonnado?"
that makes sense as their primary goal is to protect the fed. that's why they have to hate on mccoymountain, vince vuaghan, and arlo guthrie.
TESTES!
broke the chain beyatches!
darko must be running out of money to hire interns to spam this blog!
it all went into the douchearfiffic schwag!!
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theeeere we go
HI I AM BIFF WHAT R THOSE?
- BIFF!!!
"I was talking about the credibility of someone working for the media as a source of reliability when it comes to information.
I was not talking about the entertainment factor of stories whether they are fake or not. That is a completely different medium and you know it.
Although arguing with you is like talking to a wall, you will never back down from your accusations or rushes to inadequate conclusions.
You are so eager to find negative press, you will post anything.
TMFB"
Please. Those are op-ed pieces, as is the piece on Tucker Max. You can make whatever you like of her opining on the source material, but in terms of sourcing, she linked to either video or posted written content for all the things she took issue with.
Besides that, my point about Tucker's stories actually assume their truth. My point in referencing them was the same as your point in referencing that article's author: ultimately, the issue is one of integrity.
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bah
non-fixed-width ascii is hard
Just ignore all the idiotic McCoy & related posts & they'll go away soon enough. They can only self-fulfill their attention need for so long before moving on.
IFTB
"Just ignore all the idiotic McCoy & related posts & they'll go away soon enough. They can only self-fulfill their attention need for so long before moving on.
IFTB" --Richard Kelly
IFTB stands for i fucked tucker's butt
haha, someone else talked about ignoring mccoy, and you said it was yet another member of Tucker's groupies.
The paranoia and delusions continue!
TMFB
"Just ignore all the idiotic Tucker Max films/books & related posts & they'll go away soon enough. They can only self-fulfill their attention need for so long before moving on. And plus we're $12,000,000 short now.
IFTB" --Richard Kelly
IFTB stands for i fucked tucker's butt
"haha, someone else talked about ignoring mccoy, and you said it was yet another member of Tucker's groupies.
The paranoia and delusions continue!
TMFB" --nils parker
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