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Tucker Max's face, meet Megan ******'s hand
Megan was discussing ball shaving with a nice man at a tailgate. Good start to this story;) NE ways, Tucker Max was also at the tailgate and started talking shit to Megan (he obviously thought she was a hot girl who would sleep w/ him if acted like an asshole, and he was showing off in front of his buddies). Megan hit him on the arm, and he said that meant Megan wanted to fuck him because if she hit him in the face, then he'd know she was mad. She then dissed his elastic waistband (yes, he was wearing elastic waistband shorts, what is he, 12?), and he said "its so stupid bitch whores like you can suck my dick without any confusion." So she slapped him in the face!!!
Tucker threw his drink at her, Candice threw her drink at Tucker with lightning fast reflexes, then he proceeded to grab Megan by her hair and hit her in the face with his pathetically small hands. With a bruised face, and a bruised ego, he took his shriveled penis back to his buddies.
In Tucker Max's own words, "My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole." Oh, and he hits girls.
15,918 comments:
«Oldest ‹Older 9001 – 9200 of 15918 Newer› Newest»C'mon Tucker! We're so bored we're checking out your lame ass pictures. Tell us something revolutionary.
Seriously dude, throw us a bone. We all know you care about us.
So Tucker, did you reserve enough tickets for the local press?
I'll admit it, I was wrong. Tucker is evidently having fun with this trip.
Remains to be seen what the box office numbers do.
tucker reviewed the Tally (as in Tallahassee) thing on his stupid website.
he thought it was amusing to bust on the 'token black man' in the audience.
i guess the douchebag forgot that FAMU was right around the corner from FSU/TCC.
Would hilarity ensue if Tugger started a race riot for calling out the black viewer as 'token', 'quota', etc?
i really do think you are onto something with the dwarfism thing. his tiny hands, tiny feet, the weird positioning of his ears. listen, when i was in europe, i swear to god a i saw a tall dwarf. it was a dwarf, but like 5'8. wtf. i think tucker might haev that. he's like 5'9 so it's possible. i'm not a doctor but his physical features/psychological issues are certainly not normal for humans. ive seen enough humans to make this judgment.
About 1 month till release, can't you all feel the buzz building.
Man, this board has really slowed.
So he's a dwarf suffering from gigantism? Where's the beard? Dwarves need their beards. And hammers or axes. Dwarves are never without a hammer or an axe.
Man, this board has really slowed.
A mirror of Tucker's own board.... his thread on the Athens premiere, 22 posts and half are from Tucker or his mods. The Atlanta thread, 19 posts and about half are from Tucker and his mods. Nobody's talking about the actual movie or offering reviews... just banter about the tour. I believe this is how Avatar will be promoted... with no discussion about the movie Avatar. Well played Tucker, you're a pioneer again.
Is anybody surprised that Ryan Jenkins was MySpace friends with Tucker Max?
Lots of good discussion of Jewish girls here:
http://roissy.wordpress.com/2009/08/24/jealousy/#comments
Jewish women invented feminism. Feminism is the #1 cause of the decline of Western civilization. Blame the Jews.
Remember, Anti-Semite Guy, ZKs P'd 9-11.
The funny thing is that the "9-11 was faked" claims are actually pretty tame as planted lies go, compared to some of the stuff "everybody knows" is true.
I mean, it's not like the Israelis didn't murder thirty-four Americans on the USS Liberty while knowing exactly what they were doing. But that's war for you, it would be understandable - except for the denials that Jews can possibly ever make mistakes.
If there is one thing that Jews do know however, is that Tucker Max is a schmuck.
Tucker WISHES he could be half as deliciously misogynistic as Roissy is...once again, he Tucker Max Fails.
Why wont any of these frat douchebags pirate the movie?
I honestly just want to see how lame this really is
and that griffinwrites.com dude stopped writing.
I think Tucker hurt his feelings, oh well that canadian was a dumbass to put his life on hold to be tucker's bitch
Tucker wrote, "Movie doesn't open until September 25th, so I don't expect it to do anything until then. We do a platform release on 130 screens in 90 cities, I expect it to do very well, and we go wide two weeks later, to like 2000 screens. The movie is awesome, I fully expect it to do really well."
--http://kentuckysportsradio.com/?p=26220
Is this true?
"Anything The Hangover can do at the box office we can beat. Easily." Tucker Max, June 2009
THE HANGOVER box office as of 07/16/09 ---
Domestic: $226,309,780
+ Foreign: $74,700,000
= Worldwide: $301,009,780
"American comedies do not do well overseas. Ever. Overseas distribution is not important to us at all." Tucker Max, June 2009
Can Tucker really beat the Hangover??? What is true? What isn't true. Soooo hard to tell!!!
How come no mention of the movie here on September 25th?
http://movies.about.com/library/weekly/aa2009sep.htm
^^^ Wow. 130 screens. That comes out to a little over two and a half screens per state.
Revolutionary, indeed.
It's funny that he still does not get how this works. If it does not open well, they will not let him open it wide to 2000 screens.
Look at the collector. Opened wide to 1300 screens and then steadily reduced because it blew.
tucker fanboy taken apart here:
riddle me this batman.
if "the tour in and of itself is a really cool thing for the fans," then why "is it not enough to make a lot of money?"
emimen goes on tour. it is good for his fans. he makes millions upon millions.
kiss goes on tour. it is good for their fans. the make millions upon millions.
miley cyrus goes on tour. it is good for their fans. she makes millions upon millions.
why is it that they make millions on tours, while tucker is yet millions in the hole after his tour?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1220628/board/thread/145995905?d=146004424&p=1#146004424
130 screens in 90 cities...and two weeks later? Zero screens.
You heard it here first.
The "haterz" are getting sick of shooting fish in barrels. I actually thought Tucker's movie and tour would be perversely entertaining. It isn't.
Instead. Tree falling in the forest fail.
Did it occur to anybody else that Tucker is lying about the supposedly cool stuff happening to him on tour?
Oh boy...if only Tucker had the capacity for self-loathing!
It looks like that measurement date prediction had some merit: Tucker couldn't comment on how many screens IHTSBH would open on, as the investors didn't want to commit until they got a feel on how well this movie would sell, and how much excitement would be generated in the press. The theaters in turn need a financial commitment, probably 30 days in advance. Thus the decision on how many screens the investors were willing to risk was likely made a few days ago.
Evidentally Tucker was just given the magic number: 130 screens. Obviously the investors have not been impressed with the rate at which tickets were sold (even at a meager $10 a pop), nor were they impressed with the absolute invisibility of the bus tour.
I still think Tucker will break the $2 million revenue mark in theaters, but not by much.
@10:18:
I am very disappointed in this tour. Where do I begin?
1) The bus tour is invisible. Nobody gives a shit, outside of some dweebs (the fan pics are self-explanatory)
2) The local press doesn't give a shit. Part of this is piss poor execution by Ryan Holliday and Tucker. They really needed a PR firm with contacts and experience.
3) Tucker is too big a pussy to stir the pot. Crap, most guys with an ounce of charisma and wit could have incited feminists, right wingers, whatever. Tucker has neither quality, and while he digs confrontation, he's always hiding behind someone bigger or bolder.
4) Tucker's inept blogging, which inadvertantly reveals the lukewarm reception of Beer in Hell. Tucker spends most of his blog stroking his epenis over alleged encounters with sluts, all the while imparting zero enthusiasm for his movie. We get it Tucker; the audiences are small and the response muted. Awesome.
"I still think Tucker will break the $2 million revenue mark in theaters, but not by much."
Disagree with you there.
It opens for one week and earns less than 300K.
You do realize that most of his ardent fans are already shelling out 10 bucks to see the film right now. I do believe some of them will go see the movie again, but that's about it. He'll be lucky if 25% of them go back to pay to see the movie again. Also, you have to remember, this time around Tucker can't be at 130 places at once and hand out more free shit.
Unless part of the A&R money is going towards television advertisements, it's an almost invisible movie. There is little buzz on the internet right now, and most of that buzz seems to be very negative.
He's fucked if they don't advertise on TV. Even then it's a lost cause since there aren't many people who are going to go see a low budget comedy that looks like a bad rehashing of The Hangover. If it does make it on television ads, it's going to show a really bad trailer that was universally panned. It simply won't sell the product to a large audience.
What I think they are going to do is premiere the movie on PPV for 10 dollars in order to recoup some of their capital back. Freestyle does offer this service and a number of films they release are shown on a cross BO/PPV sell. It's smart, but probably ineffective since there is so little buzz about the movie coming out Also, who wants to pay 10 bucks for a film that nobody knows much about? Especially in this economy.
The reason I'm not writing that much anymore is that for all intents and purposes, it's over. Anything more is beating a dead horse. It's fun to watch to a certain extent, and I'm sure I'll write more once the negative reviews start piling up and Tucker is left on a barren message board. For right now, we're watching a dead man walking, only he thinks he's convinced he's being taken to fuck 100 virgins, whereas he's about to be strapped down to the electric chair. Yes it's funny, but it's a long walk and after the first of many steps it's become redundant.
Anyway, FUCK YOU, BANNED!!!
-TDG
Agreed. Haven't been here in a while bc it is just guilt inducing to kick a dying squirrel.
His movie site has turned into a seedy second rate nausea inducing blog of how many girls can he screw and how many people he can put-down. He still feels the need to basically list his each and every wittism (just in case we still don't get it). It is not a movie blog any person with an interest in the movie making process would care to read. Save it for your personal blog Tugger. One good thing however - it shows him for who he really is. Gone is the attempt to portray himself as a thoughtful learned maker of "art"(sorry baby). He is now showing his true colors - a blowsey overdone sad 30something- trying-to-relive-his-youth tryhard. You're right - it is now just sad.
What's PPV?
@ 2:46 AM
Pay Per View.
"Why wont any of these frat douchebags pirate the movie?"
-Is it even possible to video in theaters that small without being caught?
-I couldn't be bothered to listen to that radio spot the douche did, but if 130 screens is true, then lol. That's even more pathetic that the ~ 400 we predicted ages ago.
- TDG, maybe you should start on a eulogy for tuggers site, for its inevitable not too far off death,
riddle me this batman.
if "the tour in and of itself is a really cool thing for the fans," then why "is it not enough to make a lot of money?"
emimen goes on tour. it is good for his fans. he makes millions upon millions.
kiss goes on tour. it is good for their fans. the make millions upon millions.
miley cyrus goes on tour. it is good for their fans. she makes millions upon millions.
why is it that they make millions on tours, while tucker is yet millions in the hole after his tour?
Kiss playing Cobo Arena in Detroit, Sept. 25/09... let's do the math:
Seating: 12,191
Avg. Ticket Price: $50
Gross: $609,550
That's for one venue. Multiply that by the number of performances in the tour. Kiss has been around for 30+ years, fans or otherwise know who they are. They've recorded dozens of records, have had huge hits, people know who they are. Comparing an relative unknown (Tucker) out of the gate with any established talent is like comparing the popularity of my farts to U2. People who know me are familiar with my farts... the rest of the world, not so much. Conclusion: U2 will earn more on tour than my farts.
Whenever I fart I smell bacon.
Don't forget, even if someone wanted to watch the movie, if it's only playing on 2-3 theaters* in the ENTIRE STATE, they won't have the chance. Unless they're prepared to drive a long way, which they won't be.
*Is there a better source for the 130 number than psycho nutjob mccoymountain?
IHTSBIH fact 23: Girls Night Out = Bathroom BJ
Tucker is such an idiot, he puts the stupidest facts that are a complete rip-off idea of the wedding crasher's rules.
And not only that, but they are not funny and at times straight up offensive.
Way to generate buzz for your art, dumbass
Oh lord. Search google news for tucker max in the last day and read how a protest is planned for one of his stops. I have a feeling he isn't going to shut up about this one.
And if someone can post a link. Its on technicianonline.com but I'm on my phone.
You want to fuck with his "promotions" budget?
Google search Tucker Max, look at the ads on the right of the search page.
Keep clicking away at them when they show up! I'm sure the cost per click isn't all that much, but keep clicking and have his PR genius team wonder why their ads are getting 100% bounce rate.
Seriously, AdWords for a movie this shitty?
REVOLUTIONARY.
7:43 am:
Look at the kentuckysportsradio url that mccoy posted. That's where Tucker said 130 screens.
Just 22 posts on Tucker's Tallahassee thread. It's become obvious why no one on Tucker's board actually mentions the movie... the movie is irrelevant. Darko really spent $6 million on a Dale Carnegie course for Bill Dawes. Now that Dawes is getting the hang of being an MC, the board of Darko can smile the quiet smile of the victorious. Well done gents.
"Darko really spent $6 million on a Dale Carnegie course for Bill Dawes"
This place is so much funnier than anything Tucker and his cronies have ever written or said.
ITS ALL BILL DAWES'S DOING
ITS ALL HIS EVIL PLOT
HE FOOLED TUCKER INTO MAKING A CRAPPY MOVIE SO THE INVESTORS WOULD PAY FOR BILL DAWES HAVING PRACTICE AT EMCEEING
NOW BILL DAWES WILL MOVE ON TO EMCEEING AT OTHER EVENTS WITH CONNECTIONS AND JOKES HE HAS TRIED OUT ON THIS TRIP AND OTHERS THAT HE STOLE FROM NILS BECAUSE NILS IS FUNNIER
BUT NILS WILL GET NO CREDIT
ONLY BILL DAWES, EVIL GENIUS
BILL DAWES WILL MAKE A FAMOUS CAREER AS HOST OF PRIMETIME EVENTS WHILE DARKO GOES BANKRUPT AND TUCKER WILL CRY HIMSELF TO SLEEP OVER A YUENGLING AND WONDER WHAT WENT WRONG
BUT HE'LL NEVER FIGURE IT OUT: IT WAS ALL BILL DAWES
Bill Dawes:
Not that funny.
Does douchey breakdancing moves as a comedic florish to otherwise dated jokes.
Calls himself a "Wigger" (dated)
Want to meet Bill Dawes? He works the door at a 2nd rate comedy club in NYC. When I say "works the door", I mean he sits out front and tries to get people in the door. Also checks ID's. This is his main job in life.
Is around 40 years old, still dresses like he's 15. Face is wrinkly and one of his eyes is bigger than the other.
Is a "ladies man" on sites like MySpace, where he uses his "fame" to hit on "fans". I know this from experience. Uses the line: "why would you want to friend me if you don't want to fuck me" on numerous different women. Trust me, I was one of them.
Makes less money as a comedian than somebody who works as a fry cook at McDonalds.
Is the MC for Tucker Max's Failure Tour. Also, is getting paid to do this.
http://www.technicianonline.com/news/controversial-movie-won-t-be-cancelled-protest-planned-1.1820277
Protest article
is there something wrong with one of bill dawes eyes? like he's crosseyed or has a glass eye? i saw his terrible terrible terrible stand up on youtube, posted by him (why?) and there is something funky going on with that fucking eye. keep him away from children.
^^
He looks like the end product of two pipe hittin' niggers going to work on Ellen Degeneres with a pair of pliers and a blow torch.
So why WOULD you friend him if you didn't want to ...
Hm, I detect some shattered illusions. Or perhaps just a shattered assumption of basic decency.
I have a theory: all the horribly offensive racist posts are just the Rudius media ghosts trying to derail our already sputtering hate-train once and for all.
^^^ I'm pretty sure that's the case, at least some of the time. Ditto for the long posts about various topics unrelated to the blog.
That's just revolutionary guerilla-style internet marketing strategy right there. You don't need actual money to do marketing, when you have a cut-and-paste feature and an endless supply of unfunny racial jokes.
Revolutionary.
New fans are CLAWING at the interwebs trying to find new Tucker Max stories.
From Alexa.
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Where people go on Tuckermax.com:
* 95.6% messageboard.tuckermax.com
* 4.4% tuckermax.com
Less
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4.4% = revolutionary
Way better from Alexa: Page Views Per User ie site visitors who actually read the message board more than once per day
From Alexa
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Daily pageviews per user for tuckermax.com:
Yesterday 11
7 day avg 11.9
1 month avg 12.9
3 month avg 12.4
3 month change -17%
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DOWN 17% IN 3 MONTHS PRIOR TO MOVIE RELEASE = HARDCORE FANS EVEN FAILING TO RE-UP ON THEIR RMMB ENJOYMENT = REVOLUTIONARY
And site visitors who show up once and leave immediately...
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The percentage of visits to tuckermax.com that consist of a single page turn:
Yesterday 17.6%
7 day avg 17.5%
1 month avg 14.6%
3 month avg 14.6%
3 month change +5%
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Someone please contact UF police and have them push the trespass warrant.
PLEASE.
PLEASE DO IT.
This asshole needs consequences.
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If this gets me in trouble, I don’t care. If the Gainesville PD puts out a warrant for my arrest for some bullshit misdemeanor, so be it, I will turn myself in and deal with it. If it means I get banned from UF, that would suck, but those are consequences I have to live with. No matter what happens, it will all be worth it, because now, every time I watch UF play, even though goddamn Tim Tebow may be unstoppable, even though UF has more team speed than a pack of cheetahs and destroys my beloved Wildcats every year, I know that they have to cross the place where I had sex with a girl to do it.
http://www.ihopetheyservebeerinhell.com/31-days-out-take-that-uf/#more-952
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The UF story is bullshit btw. Most everything previous to the post did happen, but he went back to his hotel with the girl, not to the football field. I know this because I walked with him and the girl back to the hotel.
The field is NEVER empty. There are security guards at the stadium all night.
I was a fan of his up until I read this, now I know he's a fucking liar.
I want my 10 bucks back you fucking liar.
What about the pictures?
Those pictures look pretty legit to me. But whatever, that chick looks like she's got a pretty big nose. Also, I'm an FSU fan, so I kind of hope that he did indeed do that.
Wow, Tucker actually got something he wanted, his hard-on:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,542601,00.html
And it's actually on the front page of foxnews.com
That's one thing that pisses me off about activist groups, they bring attention to shit that the majority of America would ignore.
27 Days Out: Hail to the Chief Bitches
I thought I could die happy after ScandalousSwampSex but now, I really know what it's like to be fulfilled.
I wouldn't believe it if I wasn't there but, wait, here, just read these tweets from the guys from last night.
"Not sure what's going on, just green $ shaped fireworks at the mall. Holiday?"
"local news just said 3 members of the Secret Service are being treated for uncontrolled vomiting. party hard."
"@tuckermax, can't believe you dodged that sniperfire as you were leaving WH, dude must be a fan"
You should know that those messages aren't even the funniest of all of the tweets from last night. It's unbelievable.
We were at the bar and faketits starts talking whorebabble about healthcare reform.
Her: So, which side are you taking?
Tucker: The side without the wet spot.
Nils: From your diarrhea after he buttsecks you.
Her: I'm serious guys, how do you feel about the delivery of healthcare services?
Tucker: I've never had a problem at any of of facilities I've used.
Nils: Abortion clinics and free STD clinics generally provide great care.
Tucker: Hear that, faketits, your needs are already met. No need to worry about the rest of the world.
Faketits storms off but not before leaving her Blackberry at the bar. I grab it and scroll through, hoping she's lived up to her whore training and snapped a few shots of her tits that I can post to the blog when there it was, President Obama's personal number.
Turns out faketits is a Hill staffer who also worked on Big O's campaign. I had two choices, I could finish the night out with the wannabe something yuppy assholes in Adams Morgan or I reach the pinnacle of my success by finding a way to fuck at Obama's house.
Finding the whore to take "home" was the easy part. I knew I had to play it cool if I wanted this to work. I figured if Faketits had Obama's number, she also had the number of other staff. I spent about half an hour reading her mail and texts and even searching her facebook updates to see if anyone mentioned working at the WH.
Bingo, found him, Cooper. Cooper had been sexting her for the last three days and assuming he was the same guy from her FB friends, he was a junior adviser who spent many late nights on grounds at the WH. The path before me was clear; sext Cooper that faketits was his if he completed the favor of night-touring her "friend" Tucker Max and guest.
Tucker sext as Faketits: Cooper, I've been thinking about your texts. Still awake?
Cooper: Of course awake 4u, still working, @ WH, wsup?
Tucker sext as Faketits: I think I'm ready but I need a favor. A big favor. Not sure I'm worth it.
Cooper: Favor?
Tucker sext as Faketits: I met TuckerMax 2night, he wants to see WH, if I get him in, he'll sleep w/my sis.
Cooper: Will see what's on social calendar for 2night, might be way in.
(45 minute wait)
Cooper: Ending right now, was dinner party, send Tucker, put him on list as assistant returning to retrieve diplomat's coat/purse
And that is how my life's work led me to the White House. I grabbed a random whore from the bar who had wanted to fuck Charlie Hoehn but fuck him, he needs to stop being such a whore-hog anyway.
I will save the rest of the story for later but as you can see from the sample tweets, things got interesting. I'm off to spend some time with the guys now but will write more after Baltimore. Pics to follow. The one of me on Obama's toilet is especially hilarious.
Oh, and don't forget to check out the video from the screening. Bill Dawes is the funniest thing to hit the Hill since Rich Little at the Correspondent's Dinner a few years back. He has a gift.
(this is entirely written in jest and is in no way meant to draw the attention of the Secret Service, FBI, CIA, or other US government organization. I fully express my rights to free speech in the creation of this purely fictional story with reference to the Presidential Bathroom and disgusted repulsion-based puking of Secret Service agents. no harm was intended. Any likeness to real life persons contained here within is purely unintentional)
^^^^ Nice. FakeTuckerStoryGuy is back.
23 Days Out: Ring My Bell.
I. Just. Had. Sex.
Wait for it.
With the Liberty Bell.
Not under it, not around it, not in the Hall, square, or plaza. I had sex with the ACTUAL Liberty Bell.
I literally fucked the crack in freedom. I fucked freedom for everyone. Isn't it ironic? My revolutionary art is based on the concept that I have the freedom to create and express yet, I literally fucked freedom.
More to follow, no pics though, did you know it's illegal to deface a National Historic Landmark? Check out Bill Dawes's video below, he's fucking amazing. I asked him to help me fuck the Liberty Bell but he said he's not a big fan of astroglide.
Three Weeks, Counting Down: Heart this NYC.
Wow, I honestly didn't think my life could get anymore insane but this is one for Assholes Finish First. I won't write out the whole thing but you can read it when it comes out in the book next year.
Let's just say that this premier stop involved Times Square, a jumbotron, 9 packets of fast food restaurant jelly, some pigeons, and Mayor Bloomberg. That's all I'm going to say.
Check out Bill Dawes' video of NYC. This is his homebase so he made sure to be extra funny.
boom, boom, pow, boom, boom, pow, boom, boom, pow, things have picked up slightly in the last hour haven't they? more than one person or am I the only one here?
TDG is that yoiu?
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
No, but it's pretty funny whoever it is.
Tucker's "style" is really easy to copy apparently.
"I literally fucked the crack in freedom. I fucked freedom for everyone."
Now that's some funny shit. Did you impact its colon Tuck.
Fake Tucker Story Guy is a special kind of genius. He sounds exactly like him.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_I2uQkGxIykM/SpOdAJdvT7I/AAAAAAAAGWI/jyo9Y02IHEA/s1600-h/moderator+eatliver.jpg
Please, somebody photoshop Jon Tando's face onto this faux ad.
google "tucker max".
click on the paid ads on the right hand side of the page, over and over.
they sometimes link to his trailer on youtube. keep clicking and clicking and clicking.
using adwords as your only internet marketing platform for a fucking movie? epic fail.
Holy shit Tucker is on the front page of Fox News. He's going to piss himself laughing.
We fail hard
^^^^^^^^^^^
Dude, when has the sentence "date rape" and "success" ever been synonomous?
I did it. I fucking did it. I've been waiting my whole entire fucking life to do it, and I made it happen.
I fucked Queen Elizabeth.
Holy. Fucking. Shit.
etc.
P.S. lol @ commenters here being funnier than tucker/his message board
viva la douce:
http://www.gainesville.com/article/20090825/ARTICLES/908259943/-1/MAGAZINE?Title=Blogger-claims-he-snuck-into-UF-stadium-for-sex
You people are just jealous b/c your lame little shitty excuse for a blog isn't on the front pages of Fox News. All you fatsos and ugly chicks need to get a life!
@4:14: Completely agree. Tucker's reached heights of success and popularity these losers can only dream of. It's really sad how much jealousy there is here.
Hey yeah you two, I thought I was the only one who could see it! Good to know there's some reasonable people around. It's pretty clear the premieres are going really well, and only fat chicks would pretend otherwise, particularly with all the photos Tucker's being so gracious in making freely available!
Yeah, absolutely, and get a load of that protest? Tucker's totally made it. Some people just can't handle seeing other people succeed.
It's feminists. Feminist chicks are always jealous! They're ugly too, and often fat, otherwise they wouldn't need to be feminists.
Hey, guys, it's been really good talking with y'all, injecting a dose of sanity and good manners into this sad loserville of fatty dumbshits, but I gotta get going. When you're making six figures you gotta be on time at work
Yeah, same here. Heh, you're six figures too? I bet most of these haters flip burgers.
Wow, me too! We oughta ask Tucker how many of his fans make the really good money. Probably lots. Only losers who haven't had sex in years flip burgers.
4:14
4:19
4:21
4:22
4:23
4:26
4:26
4:28
boring intentional obvious stupid troll
also, likely fat and flips burgers
TROLLBURGERS
Over 18 billion monkeys served
NOT EVEN the cooletht one of hith friendth!!!
"monkeys"
That's Obamafolk, right?
And he's gonna throw the door wide open so they all come squat and do their doody on your front lawn.
From the Fox News piece:
"The Center also asked for the $400 UAB will make from hosting the film...."
Wow.....
LOL
Leave it to Fox News to find this newsworthy.
BOLOGNA
I go to school near Raleigh, where the money making machine that is the tour bus ($400 for the venue? Really?) is today. I would bet that nobody here even knows Tucker made a movie, let alone that he's showing it today.
It's kind of awesome that Tucker fans are excited with their hero being associated with things like "rape".
But of course, they think this will help sell the movie. Here's a scenerio for them:
Dude: Hey honey, want to go to the movies tonight?
Woman: Great idea, what do you want to see?
Dude: How about this Tucker Max movie that I've heard a lot about on FOX News.
Woman: Oh, it that the movie about date rape?
Dude: It's not ABOUT date rape, people are just saying it's empowering men to treat women like shit and yes, perhaps date rape them.
Woman: Oh my. I'm in, but first let me shit on your dick.
There's good controversy and there's bad controversy. This is horrible controversy.
Funny, for all the "controversy" at NCState, you can still buy tickets for the show.
wow, a blurry close up photo taken at night REALL DOES prove tuckeroo fucked a skank in uf stadium.
Not only does it not show where the subjects were, it also doesn't even make them identifiable.
good going otto
/tiny hand clap
" Anonymous said...
Hey, guys, it's been really good talking with y'all, injecting a dose of sanity and good manners into this sad loserville of fatty dumbshits, but I gotta get going. When you're making six figures you gotta be on time at work
8/26/2009 4:26 AM"
When your money works for you, like mine does, you don't have to be on time to a damn place.
Tucker Max is a cocksucking douchebag.
@9:08, will you make my money work...
and to the asshole visitors who said we were fatties and uglies... I'll have you know that's wrong...
I'm both fat and ugly.
Still, I put together a mean Fake Tucker Max story that, even with my INTENTIONALLY placed grammatical errors designed to mimic his style, is still better written than his bullshit.
Viva la revolution!
@9:08, will you make my money work...
and to the asshole visitors who said we were fatties and uglies... I'll have you know that's wrong...
I'm both fat and ugly.
Still, I put together a mean Fake Tucker Max story that, even with my INTENTIONALLY placed grammatical errors designed to mimic his style, is still better written than his bullshit.
Viva la revolution!
^^^ I'll help you get started. Get your money into a market. Don't listen to the naysayers- now is the time to invest in American business.
What's the worst movie of the summer? Nope, not Tucker's. He even fails at that.
http://www.aintitcool.com/node/42122
"I mean, I should have known from the trailer what I was in for, and really, I kind of did. But how bad it was going to be didn’t quite sink in until the theater started filling with packs of girls and I noticed that none of them were pretty. I wasn’t just at a girl movie. I was at an ugly girl comfort movie – one for them to go and see with their ugly, chubby friends. It was like a fucking STAR WARS retrospective screening, but without all the light sabers and goatees."
Featuring Alexis Bledel, who Matt Czuchry got to romance on Gilmore Girls. Not a good summer for those two.
^^^ I disagree. If I were to place long-term investment into anything, it would be various Chinese enterprises.
NINA'D
Nah, China is running a bubble of its own, built entirely on selling into the American bubble. It'll collapse too.
OMIGOD OMIGOD OMIGOD EVERYTINGS GOIN TA HELL
ITS TA END OF DA WORLD
OMIGOD OMIGOD OMIGOD
Hey, how bout that Tucker guy?
Dear Bunny,
re: the post below
Fuck you. You have no right to speak for women. You are NOT a representative of our gender.
You lack class, dignity, self-respect, self-control, and possibly intelligence.
To hear you chastise others because of supposedly detracting attention away from "real victims" is more hypocritical than even anything Tucker has said in recent times.
You are the epitome of an attention whore. Everything you do is to get someone to look in your direction all the while you cry, poor pitiful hormonally unbalanced Bunny.
Yeah, Bunny, it's the thyroid that makes you a fluidly psychotic, manic depressive, addicted, self-mutilating, self-mediating, self-depricating whore. I hear Oprah's thyroid has done the same to her... oh wait, not true, it just makes you sad, tired, and fat.
I'm sorry Erin but it's a fucking disgusting outrage that you are turning traitor to your gender. Those gals at the protest are standing up for Women's Rights and whether or not you agree with their message, to outright LIE about their motives/intentions is pathetic.
Attention whore.
As for promoting rape? I don't know, I haven't seen the movie... but I have seen the trailer... and killing fat girls and cutting fuckholes in people's torsos sure as GD hell sounds like abuse toward women to me.
Go ahead, though, keep laughing at Tucker's bullshit. Keep looking the other way and smiling through the pain. No one cares Erin; you really are a non-issue in the big picture of life.
I do hope, at some point, you get your shit together and stop making life out to be something it's not. There are people out there with real problems. Remember the ones you talk about in your post?
There are people without jobs, without families, without access to healthcare, without the internet and computers with which to bitch and blame all day.
Hypocritical attention whore. Seriously, I can't believe it, but I hate you more than I hate Tucker Max. You are the irresponsible cunt. You are the one who made an entire blog simply to whine. The only reason you are even semi-tolerated by male culture is because you toss up your sexuality for their perverse fantasy like an offering to some god of antiquity.
You are a prostitute for all intents and purposes. You figured out that a way to exist without having to put any real effort into becoming a functioning human being was to plaster your sex life on the internet. Therefore, you are relevant, intriguing, valued... yeah, that's it, valued.
Your backers in this argument are Luke and Tucker. Let me repeat that in case you missed it... Luke Heidelberger and Tucker Max. You and I both know you know them well... and you and I both know their demons, their secrets, their issues. GD Bunny, what the fuck is wrong with you?
I wish to God you would get some help and stop subjecting yourself to this idiotic lifestyle. You need meds; whether they are hormones or atypical antipsychotics. You are not stable, rational, or reasonable.
To the rest of you; I am not one of the protesters. I am a "hater" who doesn't hate the movie nor do I hate the protesters. I hate the lack of personal responsibility of Tucker Max and now, of Erin Tyler. Shame on you Erin; shame on you.
Those ladies are not saying ANYTHING Tucker made them out to say. I read their stuff; I read his stuff. He's trying to play this up BECAUSE IT'S THE ONLY NATIONAL PRESS HE'S GETTING.
Yet, you are willing to throw women trying to simple hold a candelight vigil (which is more common than you all let on) under a bus to get attention for yourself... poastwhore much?
Don't go suiciding over this message. No one wants you to get drunk and let hobos buttfuck you at the 7-11. I just want you to have maybe an ounce of empathy for someone other than Tucker Max. I know that's damned near impossible for someone with your borderline personality... but try, damnit, try.
I leave you with this... check out dialectical behavioral therapy as your next step. I know you love your psychiatrist and he/she is wonderful but maybe toss that into the mix. You are young and you have time to stop being such an intolerable waste of oxygen.
You don't suck Bunny; but your actions do, massively so, in fact. Throwing others under the bus for your enjoyment is NOT acceptable and I usually see you being the great defender. I guess that role wouldn't win you the affections of your pseudo-father TM so you're taking a different approach.
Seriously, prayers for peacefulness and self-awareness Bunny. Attention whore doesn't suit your talents.
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Jesus H. Motherfucking Christ, ladies, why don't you cry some more wolf about the victims you aren't, because you haven't yet done enough to close the ear of culture to the very legitimate, very justified moans of agony made by real rape victims. Go on and whine some more. Fucking irresponsible cunts.
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This is an account Tucker et al made to PRETEND TO GIVE AWAY TICKETS AS A FAN.
Instead, they are JUST TRYING TO GIVE AWAY TICKETS TO A NOT SOLD OUT PREMIERE IN CASE NATIONAL PRESS ARE ON SITE.
THEY WANT IT TO LOOK LIKE THERE'S A FULL HOUSE.
Fail Tucker. Massive fucking Fail.
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"You are NOT a representative of our gender."
Words have gender. People have sex.
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One may ask at this point what it is that bonds/binds or attracts such individuals together. It appears that two narcissists or two borderlines would never "make it" together or "do the dance," because of their dynamics and defenses. But together, these oppositional types seem to maintain a bond. I see each as the perfect counterpart for the other. For instance, the borderline holds to the fantasy that if he/she were better the other would meet his/her needs. The borderline's lack of impulse-control and the tendency to criticize and attack tends to cause the narcissist to withdraw. The withdrawal brings out the borderline's fears of abandonment and separateness which leads to more anxiety and attacks. In such a dyadic relationship, the narcissist is continually faced with his/her limitations threatening the image of perfection, beauty, entitlement, grandiosity, etc., and the struggle to turn to others in the external world for validation/confirmation or approval. This withdrawal evokes profound anxiety in the borderline. The borderline, feeling threatened upon the potential loss of the narcissist, then attempts to win the narcissist back at any cost. The inclination of the borderline to subjugate self (be an "as if" personality) leads him/her to again reenact or play the role of the perfect mirroring self object for the narcissist and holds to the promise that he/she will improve ("do better"). The narcissist then returns in light of this promise; however, the promise is impossible to keep due to the lack of impulse control in the borderline and the feelings of emptiness that are provoked by this pretense. Thus the cycle starts all over again.
http://www.geocities.com/redmondrose/NARCISSISTIC_BORDERLINE_COUPLES.htm
PROTIP FOR BUNNY AND TUCKER:
In short, both would rather invest time and energy blaming/attacking or running away rather than taking charge of their lives. Letting go, coming to terms with reality, may mean facing up to their own limitations in themselves and the other. Frequently, one would rather prove the other partner wrong indefinitely, even at the expense of depriving their children visitation rights, fair time with both parents, child support, etc., via distorting/manipulating court orders, than to recognize their own personality deficits. For the borderline, developing a sense of self may mean giving up the idea that the narcissistic partner is the only one who can validate them. It may mean learning something about developing normal dependency relationships and recognizing that parasitic relationships do not lead to real bonding and growth. For the narcissist it may mean learning how to evaluate their own accomplishments without needing constant validation/confirmation from others, and to rely more on their own thinking such as in realizing that they may not be as entitled as they imagine.
http://www.geocities.com/redmondrose/NARCISSISTIC_BORDERLINE_COUPLES.htm
@11:30, I honestly didn't know that but thank you for helping me learn something from the haterz today.
Yay grammar Nazi.
Aww, Bunny, we've changed our minds. Come give us a hug. We love you. Nevermind the hatering from earlier. We just have our period and are cranky and intolerant. Kisses.
620 comments
30 days
roughly 21 comments per day and we made our goal and can retire the haterz
come on people, 21 comments per day, we can do this
http://gawker.com/5345168/tucker-max-can-assure-you-his-movie-is-hilarious?skyline=true&s=x
no we don't, bunny is pond scum and deserves all the abuse she gets so long as he associates with tugger in any way
Tugger doesn't really do or say anything funny, mostly he just repeats stupid things other people say to him or gives a play-by-play summary of nutcases breaking down.
He's a magnet for idiots and the mentally ill. Those are his fans.
Stupid people, anonymous. You forgot to mention stupid people.
oh god, you fuckers need to read the douches latest blog, it's nearly beyond satire.
- pathological liar threatening to sue others for libel? check
- fake anon email to support his opinions? check
- retarded arguments built solely on straw(wo)men and ad hominem? check
- shit youtube video? check.
claims of (dr evil voice )ONE MILLION books sold? check
"4) I love women"
Is that why you're labelled as a rapey fratey douche, otto?
lol, looks like he changed 3) in that blog post from 'the protesters are worse than the rapists' down to 'the protesters are more anti-women than i am'
From gawker,
"He sounds defensive and angry, almost like his production team is trying to tell him the finished movie sucks and to go straight to video and he's fighting it"
there' a ring of truth to that
Actually tucker has been accused of rape at least once; to the point that the police hauled his ass into the station and interviewed him for quite a while. This was a couple of years ago,and following that incident tucker wanted every girl he slept with to sign a consent form, or acknowledge that they were fucking him voluntarily on video (or both). This wasn't the first time tucker visited the police station b/c
of "alleged" abuse of women; Bunny fled their apt in chicago and ran to the cops after tucker thre a steaming pot of coffee on her + physically abused her
Of course tucker would prefer not to be reminded of these incidents now
I wonder if he can even keep the bs lies in his past straight anymore.
that tmmb post in case it is disappeared,
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Good post. One line made me cringe though:
'The ones accusing me of promoting rape are as bad as real rapists.'
I think that you undermine yourself with this line. It's an exaggeration and it makes everything else in your post seem less credible.
There's no way that you actually think your protesters are as bad as real rapists. Yes, they are throwing the word "rape" around in a trivializing way, and yes, that cheapens the suffering of rape victims and probably promotes rape in the long run. But if instead of desensitizing America to the idea of rape, they all actually raped people, then that would be a lot worse.
When you write in big bold letters that the people who accuse Tucker Max of rape as are bad as actual rapists, you are doing the same thing that your protesters are doing: cheapening the suffering of rape victims in order to make a point. You are also making your argument seem weaker. I think your post would be more effective if you changed the line to something that reflected its following paragraph, something about how the protesters don't realize that they are the ones who are actually trivializing rape. The line should not, however, suggest that this is a crime as bad as actual rape."
" Bunny fled their apt in chicago and ran to the cops after tucker thre a steaming pot of coffee on her + physically abused her. "
TheBunny is blatantly an annoying, crazy bitch, but even so, wow.
@1:14, I didn't know the coffee story, that's news to me, but I do know some of the other stuff that's went on and that's not the only time Tucker hurt her... that's part of why I get so damned angry with her, she's a fucking dumbass
Some women marry this guy they think is sweet, charming and they end up getting the shit beat out of them by surprise. I feel badly for them and would help anyway I could help.
Some women are in a hellish home situation and are trying to escape sexual or physical abuse and/or poverty and end up with a shitty man who beats the shit out of them and I feel badly for them and would help anyway I could help.
Some women are cokewhores who will go with anyone who can feed the habit and I even have a little sympathy for that sort of classy gal.
But Bunny, women like Bunny, who choose these destructive relationships time after time after time AND AFTER COMING OUT OF GOOD SUPPORTIVE LOVING FINANCIALLY STABLE FAMILIES... I have no sympathy, only disgust.
Tucker hurt her physically and emotionally many times; though he claimed it was on "accident" or she got in the way when he threw something or he was just trying to "get her off" of him. For what it's worth, Tucker has been physically aggressive in several relationships but usually toward the end of property destruction. The women just want rid of him so they don't follow through on any charges once he shows his childish tantrum destroyer rages.
From here:
http://gawker.com/5346223/tucker-maxs-movie-poop
Tucker Max's Movie: Poop
By Hamilton Nolan, 3:59 PM on Wed Aug 26 2009, 2,491 views
Last night I went and watched the upcoming Tucker Max movie, in full. Here is what I saw, before I erase it from my mind entirely.
It was bad. It was really bad. It was not bad in the good way. It was not bad ironically. It was not bad in the "Let's go see it because we like to watch bad movies like Knowing, and laugh at them" way. I do not want to say the wrong thing here, that might convince anyone that this movie is worth paying to see, even for train wreck purposes.
This is the movie that happens when a narcissist—not an interesting one, though—writes an entire movie about how cool he is, and is given full creative control over that movie. Imagine someone you know who is an asshole. Now imagine that person being able to write and produce a movie about themselves, and how awesome they are. There you have it.
The plot of this film: Tucker Max and two of his bros go to a bachelor party, meeting various cum sluts along the way. Whore bitches can't get enough of Tucker Max's bad boy personality, which is probably why so many of these twats want him inside of their vaginas. Tucker fucks a midget hooker and the world loves him for it, the end. Other highlights:
Close-ups of poop, coming out of someone's butt, a lot.
There's a wedding scene in the end where the guests are all white and the servers are all black. There's not a joke to go with that.
The best character in the film is Tucker's friend Drew, because he looks like he was just dropped in from another movie, and can't wait to get back. Drew is a misanthropic video game nerd who goes to strip club and meets a hot stripper who is also a video game nerd and falls for him and they rush home and sleep together and Drew instantly bonds with her son and they become a couple immediately. This is as close to a plausible male-female interaction sequence as this movie gets.
If you're still curious about Making a Mess In a Cum Slut's Mouth Because She Won't Let Me Not Do That, just watch our preview clips or read the script we published a year ago, which did indeed turn out to be pretty close to the final version.
This movie is not, in fact, hilarious.
Hey! Gawker wrote a review of Tucker's movie. Check it out.
Just read the fake emails, and they made me cringe. Tucker is always about consent, except when he isn't. You just have to skip that whole buttsex story.
Hey! Gawker wrote a review of Tucker's movie. Check it out.
"Actually tucker has been accused of rape at least once; to the point that the police hauled his ass into the station and interviewed him for quite a while. This was a couple of years ago,and following that incident tucker wanted every girl he slept with to sign a consent form, or acknowledge that they were fucking him voluntarily on video (or both). This wasn't the first time tucker visited the police station b/c
of "alleged" abuse of women; Bunny fled their apt in chicago and ran to the cops after tucker thre a steaming pot of coffee on her + physically abused her"
What kind of fucking sick freak are you? Do you sit at the police blotter with a pen and paper waiting eagerly for anything to happen to Tucker so you can write it down and share it with the world?
You disgust me
this is a repeat story and totally made up. nice try, Mcbeefsmoker.
this is a repeat story and totally made up. nice try, Mcbeefsmoker.
YAY! mr mcbeefjerks is back! now let's all go back to talking about tucker's cock.
It's a repeat, but a classic nonetheless: a perfect depiction of TM's douchebaggedness, his tiny body parts, and his limp-wristed fighting style.
hahaha "tiny body parts". not even 3 posts in, and the obsession with tucker's body begins.
i swear to god this fuckin blog is run by tucker or one of his friends.
I thought the post bashing Bunny was hilarious...
@1:32, posted above @1:26
@1:36, Hi Tucker or Tuckerfriend or worse yet, Bunny, the ultimate Tucker defender
Sad your dirty laundry is aired? I didn't post the coffee story and had never heard it until today but I'm glad it's out. He's an impulsively ill person who will only continue to hurt people until he gets intense behavioral therapy.
No one has to stalk Tucker to know these things. That was likely posted by someone in the inner circle. They post here a lot. I've been abused Bunny, dear, and you give victims a bad name because you don't seem to want out. You keep running back in like he's a fire and you're trying to save triplets.
"Sad your dirty laundry is aired? I didn't post the coffee story and had never heard it until today but I'm glad it's out. He's an impulsively ill person who will only continue to hurt people until he gets intense behavioral therapy."
And what makes you think it's true? Because some moron makes it up and posts it here on a site dedicated to mocking Tucker Max? Pathetic. This is almost as bad as the douchebags who were trying to Wahoo the people in Tucker's stories
@1:44, you're right, it might not be true, but if I was incorrect, you were equally wrong as your post asserted that it was in fact something that would have went across a police blotter
Bunny must be a lying whore. All vaginas lie. Right?
If that happened to her and she still stands in his camp, she has more issues than I've given her credit for thus far.
PS @1:44, we're 99% sure those "idiots trying to wahooing the people in Tucker's stories" WERE TUCKER AND HIS FRIENDS.
No one here is that stupid nor do we give three shits about the associates of Tucker Max. Most of us left the RMMB because of all of the juvenile bullshit; why the fuck would we bring it here?
The above comments should be posted on thebunnyisalyingwhore.blogspot.com
The Bunny story + the rape accusation are both true. I had to deal with the aftermath of a crying Bunny. Not fun.
That she is likely the one bashing the public release of their dirty laundry (and this only scratches the surface of their mutually destructive relationship) only shows how completely broken & damaged she is.
I'm not going to defend her right & desire to defend Tucker: she has destroyed enough relationships, with people who really liked her (but despised Tucker & his posse), by constantly running back to/defending Tucker. However its her life; most of us walked away a long time ago---it may be interesting to drive by a car crash & see the damage, but constantly revisiting it, sometimes daily, isn't constructive.
She can't/won't break away, even if she has tried (leaving LA was NOT about leaving LA). Part of it is that Tucker won't let her---there was a time when they were in LA, and no longer together, where Tucker would call her 50x a day, just to check in to see what she was doing &/or re-assure him that she was under his control.
Most of us who are/were within their sick circle of influence have left. Plenty of tales to tell, however now is not the time. Ala James Frey, the exposure, fall & damage to Tucker will be much greater if/when he ever becomes "famous" outside of his twisted little juvenile circle.
"The above comments should be posted on thebunnyisalyingwhore.blogspot.com"
Blog not found. lemme guess, Nilsparkerisadouchebag guy will make one now
"The Bunny story + the rape accusation are both true. I had to deal with the aftermath of a crying Bunny. Not fun."
Either way you put it, you still sound like a dirtbag. Either:
A. You are telling the truth - Bunny relied on you at a very low part of her life, and now you are telling the world all the things she said and went through. Awful thing to do to a person, and I'm sure you would hate it if someone did it to you.
B. You are lying - Spreading libel about people being abused and threatened is just wrong. This board is about poking fun at Tucker and mocking him. I'm not sure where making shit up about his friends (and she appears to still be his friend regardless of what you think).
Ughh I hate to say it but I agree with @2:04 PM
I heart Bunny.
@2:04
1. No one denies you are Tucker's friend. In fact, we all know that you are Tucker's BEST friend and almost only friend. You answer the phone whenever he calls, regardless of time/day/month/year and you always listen to him because he makes you feel valid and worthy. Sometimes. Others, he makes you drink heavily and wish you were dead.
2. Dirtbag? Did he support you when you were down and was kind then but now is a total dirtbag? Black/white thinking? Painting someone as all good or all bad. TOTAL borderline personality disorder characteristic. There's defnitely no in between here such as someone posting that because maybe if the secrets get out, the fanboiz will quit buying into his bullshit and give him less of an ego with which to demolish you.
3. Making up shit about Tucker's friends is his speciality. Not our's... However, if we want to embellish, that's well within our rights. As a matter of fact, as long as we aren't using his name commercial and will not damage him commercially, we are covered, legally. I have posted nothing that I do not know to be complete truth when stating things as fact. The fake stories I've posted are clearly fiction and are protected as creative freedom and such. You, however, coming here threatening us could be considered harassment.
4. It's ok to be in a bad mood. If I read that shit about myself, I'd be upset too but you need to realize that not everyone is out to get you. In fact, most people don't care. Not even a little bit. The people that do care PROBABLY just want the best for you. Is it their business? Not really. However, you are the one who THRUST yourself into the public eye time and time and time and time again. As such, you have given up freedoms. You don't think I couldn't have been an internet sensation? Some of us choose to live our lives privately to avoid the embarrassment of what you are living right now.
Learn from it and move on.
583 to go, good job haters
30 days
20 posts per day!!!
totally doable
rofl, I love how every time someone defends something about tucker or his friends, they automatically assume it's Ryan Holiday or Bunny or Tucker
it usually is holiday, bunny, or tucker with occasional bouts of tando and other mods
TUCKER'S THE HATER
HE HATES ART, LOVE, LIFE, CHARACTER, HONOR, AND MANHOOD
HE ALSO HATES MAKING MONEY.
HIS $12,000,000 VANITY BUS TOUR IS ALMOST OVER.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
McCoy please leave
"You disgust me
8/26/2009 1:36 PM"
Don't make me laugh, all that poster did was point out the truth of otto lying about ever being accused of rape.
not only was there that thing a couple years back, anyone else remember that college kid arrested for raping a fellow student recently? yup, massive tucker max fan.
one of tuggers lackeys is trolling here as they realise they also have blood on their hands, not just their dear leader.
2:04 IS BUNNY!!!!
Interesting discussion. I have a question though: what if somebody just comes here to post anonymous crap from all sides of the argument just to stir the pot and get people worked up and giggle at the results?
Not that I'd know anyone like that.
Scoresman, got a tattoo.
"Learn from it and move on."
"rofl, I love how every time someone defends something about tucker or his friends, they automatically assume it's Ryan Holiday or Bunny or Tucker"
I thought it was pretty darn funny myself.
douche-alert: http://twitpic.com/fdpf7
http://twitpic.com/fdpog
the letter ncsu people put out
I'm not an extremist but the fact is that Tucker's movie IS absolutely OFFENSIVE to women, intentionally so with jokes about dominant males and fuckholes and fat girl deaths, etc
I mean, I support anyone's right to choose to see it because it's free speech but I think it's obvious that this is an offensive film
when's the last time you saw a movie that talked about killing a group of people based upon appearance? Schindler's List?
douche-alert: http://twitpic.com/fdpf7
Douche all over. Check out the dude with the Crocodile Dundee hate in the green. And look...no one is around.
*hat
http://twitpic.com/fdpog
I did some digging on this and it does appear in various surveys up to 5% of men admitted to having forced a woman to have sex against her will...yikes?!?
Given Tuckers desire he has openly expressed to abuse women puts him in the category of likely offenders. I'm willing to bet he's raped a girl before.
nah, tucker's no rapist, in fact, he's the kind of guy who would be completely impotent if he thought the girl wasn't into him
his entire dysfunction is narcissism, the idea that these women want to be with him is what gets him off; not the actual act of being with the woman
that's why tucker has no interest in "nutjobs" etc who automatically proclaim they have no interest in sleeping with him; he says it's in the name of efficiency, ie why bother if they aren't interested, but truth be told, he wouldn't know how to pursue someone if he had to because he has NO game
not that a rapist has game, just saying he couldn't even score his own normal ass as a dominant male wooing an uninterested female, much less find the testosterone to force a sex act on someone who found him repulsive
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/i_hope_they_serve_beer_in_hell/
REVIEW BASH!
huge surprise, hold on to your panties
two reviewers so far gave it 100% on the tomatometer and....
NEITHER OF THEM EVER REVIEWED ANY OTHER MOVIES ON RT
surprised?
color me shocked.
Tucker rapes art every single day.
damn you interweb for being so entertaining
No way. Someone confirm. Did anyone see Columbia pictures yet? Was there really a 51 one year old lady there?
I find it hard to believe that
1. a 51 year old woman would attend the premiere
2. a 51 year old woman would call Tucker Max a "brilliant writer"
3. anyone would call Tucker Max a "brilliant writer"
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Default Columbia, SC - An objective review.
I am a 51 year old professional woman. I am very much an advocate of woman’s rights and demanding equality and respect. Rape culture is a widely-used term within women's studies and feminism…I do not see the correlation to this movie within these terms. Woman can and will be respected if they demand to be respected.
I attended the premier of “I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell” in Columbia, SC last night. There were an equal amount of men and women in attendance, most of college age. The film unequivocally does not support rape. It is the life of Tucker Max, a narcissistic law student who thinks he is God’s gift to women. There was nothing in the movie that indicated any of the women were being raped. I can’t recall that any of the women in the movie were so drunk that it appeared Tucker Max was taking advantage of them let alone raping them. The film made it obvious that the women he had sex with had consented and wanted to be with him. The women who did not like his attitude walked away. This was also demonstrated in the movie. He even reflects in the movie about how at times you get lucky and at times you get turned away, referring to women. The movie may be offensive to some but Tucker Max is a brilliant writer and he has brought a movie to the big screen that is pure entertainment. The movie is crude, filled with continuous comedy, has a good story line and yet teaches a lesson about how being a narcissist can ruin your life and friendships…if a true narcissist would see the lesson is left to be determined, even Tucker Max.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/rudiusmedia/3858394278/in/set-72157622146324528/
that one?
http://www.flickr.com/photos/rudiusmedia/3857621185/in/set-72157622146324528/
this one?
Jesus, how many old people were there?
"3. The protesters are more anti-woman than I am: Think about this for a minute:"
You are a moron. Say it 20 times Tuck. Say, "I, Tucker Max, am a moron."
"The protesters have such low regard for the intelligence and maturity of women that, instead of reading my book, watching my movie and then making reasoned arguments in support of their position, they skipped the whole “know what you are talking about” part"
Your ridiculous argument is that like everyone who disagrees with you, they just don't get it. Has it ever occurred to that narcissist living in your head that not everyone will like you? How at 33 years old have you not learned this?"
"and instead tried to prevent women from seeing my movie."
Who did they prevent? I'm sorry, were they physically restraining anyone from seeing your movie? No. Now that would be a violation of other peoples 1st amendment rights. Their protest is perfectly respectable to the rights of everyone in the situation.
"Think about that for a minute: They tried to ban women from seeing my movie"
Bear witness to the Tucker mind at work...protesting = they tried to ban women.
Show me where they filed a petition to "ban" women? They tried to have your show canceled you dipsh**. Instead of that, they are staging a peaceful protest.
Does his warped sense of reality really make these leaps? The very first assumption is that they all haven't read your work. I dislike you and I've read your work.
"because they don’t trust women will have the “right” opinion of me. This is 2009, not 1959. A woman does not need a man (or another woman) to take care of her. Her place is not in the kitchen anymore. It’s wherever the hell she wants it to be, up to and including going to an “offensive” movie. And these protesters’ patronizing unwillingness to accept that she is mature enough to make that decision is un-American at it’s core. Ladies, if I were you, I would be madder than me about this."
Is it possible that OMG women do find you repulsive? They've read you, they've seen what you have to say, and they interpret you as an offensive waste? And then by extension, isn't it very possible these same women feel other women could be spared wasting their time or not having to endure the epic failure that is you?
The next time I give the opinion "Tucker Max Blows" I'll bear in mind I am violating that persons rights, I don't think they are capable of determining their own mature decision, and I am anti-free speech.
Or maybe...I JUST THINK YOU SUCK AND WANT TO EXPRESS THAT OPINION TO SOMEONE ELSE!
"4. I love women: This should be obvious, but I will say it anyway: I love women"
Tucker. You love fu *** up women. In fact, of your female fans, that's the trend I see most often. Women who have been abused, have messed up childhoods, or have weird psychological issues.
"Women are the reason I get out of bed in the morning. My god, is it not obvious that EVERYTHING I DO is to impress women? *beep* if I didn’t care what woman thought about me, I don’t think I’d ever leave my house. I’d just lay in bed, masturbating, drinking beer and playing Halo. But I do care. I care because women are awesome, being around women and with women is what makes life worth living."
You're opening joke of the trailer says Fat Girls should be killed and they aren't people...QED you can't generalize and say, "I love women," when you hate fat women.
I have underestimated the wanna be cougar scene in Cola SC
http://www.flickr.com/photos/rudiusmedia/3858445884/in/set-72157622146324528/
"You want proof of this? SEE THE MOVIE! I know this will shock some of you, but the two strongest, smartest characters in my movie are the characters played by Keri Lynn Pratt and Marika Dominczyk. Do you really think these actresses, both very smart and mature and professionally accomplished, would have worked with me, if they thought I hated women? *beep* no. In fact, Keri Lynn Pratt is coming to Raleigh to support me and this movie AGAINST the protesters."
Tucker, no offense but I'm not going to take my feminist power cues from Keri Lynn Pratt. Her professional accomplishment includes an 18 episode arc on "Jack and Bobby" you remember it...she played a girl who was known for being a cum dumpster. Those moral standards are tingling all over.
Her accomplishments this year include absolutely nothing leading up to her first movie roles...She will do anything to break in. She's 31 and hasn't established herself as anything in Hollywood. She would rub my nut into her eyes if I was directing Underworld 4 and promised her vampire girl #2 who dies tragically in 15 minutes, after getting f ** ed of course.
"And guess what? Women love me. Half my fans are women. Want proof? Look at the pictures from ANY of the premieres we’ve had so far: There are MORE women than men in those pics. Or check out the reactions on Twitter or on my Facebook fan page. If I am so misogynistic, if I hate women, if I need to be banned from women–why do so many women love my book, my movie, and me? Why do they seek me out?"
And you're a mother fucking liar Tucker. Do you know how I know. Because you tell us so...
Tucker Max:
"I know that most of my fans are male and that's cool, but last night was out of control."
Was it Tucker? Was it out of control when they gang banged you?
"5. “The bums lost”: I have sold 1 million books."
We all know from bookscan numbers you have not sold 1 million copies. We can even quote you as of November 2008 saying you had sold around 400,000 copies..
"My book has been on the NY Times Best Seller List for over three years."
Your book as been on the NY Time, Non-fiction, Paperback list for around 100 weeks...I didn't know 100 weeks = 3 years.
"I was nominated to Time Magazine’s 100 Most Influential List"
Tucker, tell me who Ashfaq Kayani is? What you don't know? You see he actually made the Time Magazine most influential people. I didn't know who he was. You don't either. STFU.
They even say in your nom, "Henry Miller he is not." You're a satire sir. Your nomination is a joke, a pun, at how ridiculous America can be.
"precisely because I am so well known in younger age groups…yet, these protesters, who WORK on a college campus, have never heard of me?"
Tucker, I'm one of the hardest partying people, a former college sailing while drinking party boat m fing captain, I never, ever heard of you till this year.
"You know why? They are completely out of touch with reality and with culture. That is why they think that a woman who has had a drink cannot consent to sex. That is why they think women cannot decide for themselves what to read or watch. That is why they don’t know that half my fans are women."
It's not because people are not cultured...it's because fratire is not culture.
Wow, Tuckers Irony is hilarious. He's more mainstream than everyone apparently, and the world has not passed him by...
I'd say a 33 year old hanging out with frats is the very definition of passed you by. It's as bad a Beer League hanging on to youthful athleticism while being morbidly obese. ONLY THIS IS YOUR REAL LIFE.
I can say most assuredly that 90+% of people who have basic reasoning skills, slight intelligence, and are aged at least 25 believe you are a douche.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tucker+max+fail
Every general vote of you would go down exactly like this. For the around 430,000 people by bookscan who have bought your book, and might be fans, there's 10 million people who probably would love to see you get your ass kicked.
“Your revolution is over, Mr. Lebowski. Condolences. The bums lost. My advice is to do what your parents did; get a job, sir. The bums will always lose.”
I love the closing quote. Exactly how many jobs have you kept ever Tucker? 0? It's time to grow up? Did Tucker Max just try to advise other people to grow up? And what about your prolific amount of work? What no new stories for years and years and years?
This is why you are possibly a bigger Twit than Arthur Kade. You want people to believe you an artist, yet you have no talent. You want to brand an online persona, that is not you in real life. And you want to believe that anyone who does not like you, must be under delusion because Mommy said everyone would like your narcissistic, pole smoking, adult dwarfism suffering, cries when outed, utterly devoid of value, shell of human feces, fuck twat face.
"Woman can and will be respected if they demand to be respected."
That right, when men see it's ok to treat a girl like crap per Tuckers cue, girls that tell them to "stop" get that equal treatment.
Is this woman really so naive? Consider his audience you dumb twat, most of their IQs are near Forest Gump levels.
"There was nothing in the movie that indicated any of the women were being raped."
Except...the opening scene where the cops thought he was raping a girl???
"The movie may be offensive to some but Tucker Max is a brilliant writer and he has brought a movie to the big screen that is pure entertainment."
I've crapped diarrhea that was more eloquent than Tucker Max writing. One question: Has he ever used Microsoft Word?
WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH DONT CALL ME A RAPIST!! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH CALL THE WAHHHHHHHHMBULANCE BECAUSE SOMEONE CALLED ME A RAPIST!!!!!!! :(:(:(:(:(:(:(
Is it just me, or is tucker's face getting weird and weird as the tour progresses? I mean, it's normally weird, with his massive chin and misplaced ears, but that plastic smile as he has now has to thank greasy camo guy, lazy-eye asian guy, and loud fat girl....
A lot of his male fans seem to have fucked up facial features and a lot of his female fans are fat. Go figure.
@8:28, I appreciate the efforts of all contributing authors of the douchebag comments section, but whambulance wins, it wins it all, it wins 9,534 Confederate inter-racial babies, that's how well it wins
Serisously, are they having fun with photoshop?!!!?! Is this a movie tour or a Joseph Merrick family reunion???
God damn Tucker is a terrible writer.
Also, remember when he claimed that the people who were bashing his trailer were so stressed out by him that they *gasp* made a few typos? Well, what does that say about him?
Agreed, he is a horrible writer. He has, however, inspired me to become a more frequent writer. Not with his example of success but because if he can even achieve moderate success, I'm the next JK Rowling.
Those Columbia pictures of Nils were rough. It looks like it literally pains him to smile.
kinda douchey
kinda satany
http://www.flickr.com/photos/rudiusmedia/3857658871/sizes/o/in/set-72157622146324528/
Whoever wrote the posts at 8:00, 8:07, 8:10, and 8:14- God bless you. You fucking rock.
^ no way that girl's not 12
"casinpersuasion Ringing in my 19th bday on tucker max's tourbus:)"
Okay. Her picture makes her look pretty decent. However, if a 35 (or whatever) year old is banging out a 19 year old ... that's pretty creepy.
Will he ever grow up?
I did a clinical analysis of Tucker's posting a while back and I think that today's actions warrant another look at the psychological dysfunctions behind the man.
First of all, let's examine the multiple typos of this "brilliant writer." He ends sentences with "is," he misuses "its" and "it's," and his punctuation is nonsense. Now, none of this is particularly interesting unless you consider Tucker's history. He is a writer; a professional writer.
The multiple mistakes, as noted by a previous poster, are indicative of a rushed response. Pressured and under stress, Tucker tried to simultaneously create an image of himself as victim while leaving enough room for continued discussion and more publicity.
The Tucker as a victim role is something he has adopted many times in his past when he fears he is losing the attention of his audience. When the excitement over his MTV show died down, it was because of the haters. When the excitement over the Comedy Central show died down -- haters. Book, Movie, Premiere Tour, haters, haters, haters, haters.
As long as Tucker can be a victim, he doesn't have to accept that people lost interest because he was/is uninteresting. The fact is that the premiere tour is beaten out by a waterskiing squirrel even on the slowest news days, so he enjoys this moment in the sun so much that his normal level of delusions is multiplied simply by the stressful excitement of the potential for publicity.
4chan hates Tucker? details please.
Analysis continued --
Of course, the excitement and stress also stem from the fact that if the focus is put on the MOVIE, then it is taken away from TUCKER. This is a narcissist's nightmare. For something they create to be bigger than their existence.
Some people could die perfectly happy knowing they have left a legacy but narcissists don't think in these patterns. Narcissists want to enjoy the life of love and glory in the present and they want CONSTANT accolades for their efforts. It isn't about the end product; it's about the reward.
So, there's a tint of Tucker's post that is truly in disbelief and offense that the accusers are pointing toward the movie and not toward the artist. His response to the OSU posters was not as harsh because they were attacking Tucker... not Tucker's work.
That's the key difference that the gen pop won't notice straight away... the difference I'm here to point out. It isn't that these protesters have accused the movie of promoting a rape culture... it's that they did NOT accuse Tucker of promoting a rape culture. They didn't go after the person; they went after the film and peripherally so, the book.
Tucker can't stand to be the center of attention. Even on the absolute most negative end of the spectrum.
K, I just have to ask: What the fuck is up with Tucker's ears? They look like they were that size when he was 12 and they never grew with him.
Analysis, continued
Additionally, Tucker's expectation to exist only as the center of everyone's universe is evident when he fills the dead space of no legs to stand on with blatant lies and contradictions.
I'm far too lazy to go back and search but even as a casual reader, I'm aware of the following contradictions in Tucker's journey of verbal diarrhea. The quotations are Tucker's today post, followed by my best guess about what he said prior to today on his blog or his board.
1. "I knew this was coming, and I was ready for it, but I am still a little bit shocked at how patronizing, out of touch, and ridiculous these “protesters” are"
I'm guessing that he ended this with "are" because he wants the reader to assume he means "are to me"... That would fit the victim role he has assumed and validate his reason for posting. really, though, he goes on to state on his messageboard and later in the blog that he actually sees them as being patronizing and out of touch with women, not himself, so, in effect, the subtext here is that if his logic is cohesive, he's upset about the lack of understanding for women and their needs/beliefs (someone else stated this on this blog as well, GREAT catch)
2. "I can deal with people hating me or lying about me personally, but when it moves beyond me and starts to impact other people and threaten the work everyone else has done on the movie, it can no longer be ignored. This bullshit stops here and now."
Tucker has been BRAGGING and BOASTING that he can't wait for the protesters to show up. How many stupid posts has he made about the "fun" they will have at their expense. It is just not believable that Tucker would suddenly do a 180 and be aware and empathetic enough to realize that OTHER PEOPLE are impacted by the consequences of his bullshit. This does not exist in a narcissist's world. It can be faked, however, especially if the narcissist is attempting to assume a new role. In this case, VICTIM.
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3. "I am putting the professional media on notice; if you call me a rapist, or print anything resembling that accusation, I will sue you for libel, and I will win."
This is the funniest. This is funnier than lolspeak. This is funnier than that video of the fat kid falling out of the ride yelling, "it hurts, it hurts." This is good shit. Why is this so funny? Well, it's because Tucker has been sued for lies/exaggerations twice (that we know of) and the accusers lost in both cases. Tucker mocked them for their ignorance of the law and freedom of speech and blah blah blah blah. Tucker takes whatever side of the fight suits him at the moment. Let's just start calling him Dimeo instead of Otto... he knows why.
4. "have never in my life forced myself on any woman in any way nor been accused of rape by anyone, to say that I have is libelous and you will end up paying me money."
Someone else took this one already. We know this is an outright lie. We know that this is a legal impossibility. What you might not know is that this sort of denial is one of the "thou doth protest too much" type of denials. He can't just say, "that's ridiculous" and move on because in his narcissist mind that leaves room for being viewed as submissive. Tucker has to assert dominance and go on the offensive, even if he knows it's bullshit, because a real victim wouldn't lie there and take it. In the books Tucker has chosen to discuss on his board, you notice a trend... Tucker holds characters with major flaws in high esteem. Particularly when those characters are able to split and overcome adversity via dominance of other characters in the story.
I don't think Tucker is a rapist, in fact, I'm the one who wrote that I think he'd be impotent if he were with a women who wasn't throwing herself at him... Still, I think he's likely been placed in a submissive position as a child and refuses to be there again; ever. He likely felt helpless, insecure, alone, and that his efforts at independence were completely subverted by those around him during his formative years. Now, when he gets excited, he's like a cat in a paper bag. Claws out raging in any direction until he can run away.
5. "If you want to insult me personally, if you want to call me an asshole or a dickhead or make any other subjective assessment of my character (see e.g., everything Gawker has ever written about me)–that’s fine with me, just spell my name right. I don’t really even care if you lie about me, with the exception of THAT lie. Rape is not a joke, it is a serious and awful crime, I take it very seriously, and I will not tolerate that lie being spread about me."
This is a pathetic and obvious attempt to draw the focus back to him... It may as well read, "please talk about me, please, whatever you want, just talk about me, ok? here, let me tell a lie and say that you are lying about me and that way, I have done your work for you and talked about me. jesus, do I have to do everything?"
movie critic tucker max compares his fart art film to office space
why is tucker max the only movie critic reviewing his film?
http://www.collegiatetimes.com/stories/14066
"It's very, very unique in so many ways. I personally would compare it to maybe "Office Space," because that's one of my favorite comedies of all time and definitely an influence to me in my writing style, but it's not like that at all in almost any relevant way. It's very, very different. It's much edgier, much raunchier and much sharper in a lot of ways, not taking anything away from "Office Space." It's a brilliant movie, and (writer and director) Mike Judge is a genius."
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How come mike judge didn't need a douche bus? How come mike judge didn't make fun of innocent overweight girls, asians, and bystanders for petty profit?
--http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/date/the_absinthe_donuts_story.phtml
epic. tucker. max. fail.
mike judge is nothing like this:
11:17: The girl starts saying something about what a horrible person I am. I stare at her, but I am not listening. I am preparing myself. I am B-Rabbit. This is the final battle rap. I will win the hostile crowd:
[I interrupt the fat girl] "Ward, I think you're being a little hard on the Beaver, [as I point to each in turn] so is Eddie Haskell, Wally, and Miss Cleaver."
[To the fat guy with greasy hair in the camo vest] "Look out everyone! It's the Pillsbury Commando! Hey Chunk, when was the last time you washed your hair? Does it give you more hit points to have that grease helmet? I hate to break the news, but +5 defense only counts in Dungeons and Dragons."
[To the ugly Asian girl] "Why you no rike me? You want me frip over? You no piss me off! ME FIND YOU IN POCKING ROT!! YOU NO TAKE MING ARIVE!!"
[To the small frail dork--I notice he has a lazy eye] "Dude--Look at me when I'm talking to you--BOTH EYES AT ONCE. Are you really this ugly or are you just playing? EVERYONE, BE CAREFUL, THIS GUY LURKS UNDER THE STAIRS AND TRIES TO LICK YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU PASS BY!"
[To the original fatty, pause for effect] "Why do you do this to yourself? WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO YOURSELF? Look, I'm gonna give you some advice-leave the party, take the geek squad with you, go to Denny's, order about 10 Grand Slam Breakfasts, and eat your pain away. Won't be the first time will it?"
11:19: I am finished. The kitchen is quiet, except for Eddie and Rich laughing. The four freaks are completely speechless. Everyone is staring at me. I blurt out, "WHAT? I'm pretty sure it's what Jesus would've done." Eddie and Rich promptly remove me from the kitchen.
--http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/date/the_absinthe_donuts_story.phtml
6. "The same thing is at play here: Rape is an awful and very serious crime, and sadly, still an issue in our society. By throwing that word around and using me and my movie to try to get attention to their cause, these protesters are cheapening and devaluing the awfulness of actual, real rape. This is fucking bullshit. If you care about rape, you should spend time helping rape victims and working to improve legislation and enforcement of real sexual assault crimes–not wasting time using me to get attention"
Really Tucker? As pointed out here several times, you do have a scene in your movie where the cops are called b/c they think it's rape. Hilarious... as long as it's miscommunication. You have a character in the trailer threatening to mutilate women (fuckholes) and you put a joke in there mocking the Scott Peterson situation. You are a GD liar Tucker Max. This is beyond narcissism. It is bold faced, save your ass, pull the attention back to your pathetic ass partying/whoring LIES. You are telling lies about the women and their efforts. Ironically, you are guilty of libel; not this group.
7. "The protesters are more anti-woman than I am: Think about this for a minute: The protesters have such low regard for the intelligence and maturity of women that, instead of reading my book, watching my movie and then making reasoned arguments in support of their position, they skipped the whole “know what you are talking about” part and instead tried to prevent women from seeing my movie"
They tried to prevent everyone from seeing your movie, dumbfuck. Additionally, as stated before, you changed this shit.
This shows that Tucker lives and breathes by the response of his fans. If they not any inconsistency in his facade, he is QUICK as hell to get shit in line and measure up to their standard. Even if this involves revisionist history.
Tucker cares more about the perception of Tucker Max than the actual existence of Tucker Max. As long as people believe the shit he spews, he is comfortable but the second anything is challenged, he turns into an autistic kid whose favorite pair of scissors went missing. Tard rage.
8. "4. I love women: This should be obvious, but I will say it anyway: I love women. Women are the reason I get out of bed in the morning. My god, is it not obvious that EVERYTHING I DO is to impress women? Shit, if I didn’t care what woman thought about me, I don’t think I’d ever leave my house. I’d just lay in bed, masturbating, drinking beer and playing Halo. But I do care. I care because women are awesome, being around women and with women is what makes life worth living"
Tucker, that's what you do MOST days. You don't love women. You are incapable of love. You can't name one woman you've loved other than Bunny. We have had examples here today of that love.
My assessment of your relationship with women relates to your mother. It's just a guess, but I'd say that you view women as weak toys to be manipulated, controlled, and dominated per the lessons you learned from your womanizing father. You don't even necessarily need to give him all of the credit, a big lesson probably came from your mother who allowed herself to be the victim of the man's nonsense. As such, your childhood and older life was shattered. Your view of women = Norman Bates' view of women. If your mother didn't fuck up and get used, you'd have a father in your life that loved you, supportive parents, and you would have learned the skills necessary to be a functioning human being.
8. ok, whatever, the other lies have already been recopied here too, I got here too late...
Basically, Tucker is textbook. I can't diagnose him because that's unethical, inappropriate, and honestly could be considered libel. I can say that he exhibits the symptoms of someone with a severe and persistent mental illness as well as a personality disorder. Tucker seems depressed; very depressed.
I know that might confuse some of you who only understand the colloquial definition of depression but the truth is that some of those with the most severe forms of depression are out there functioning EVERY single day. That's why people commit suicide and individuals get all surprised that it happened. Tucker is unable to function typically due to severe insecurity, he is frequently highly irritable, he lacks social and familial supports, etc, etc. Additionally, I spoke before about his personality disorder so that's all cleared up.
I'm a little exhausted tonight so don't feel like writing up anything more coherent, plus, I feel badly for Tucker. He really has gone off of the deep end with this post. Every sentence contradicts things he's stated previously as truth. He is isolating more and more people with his actions.
This tour is holding a mirror up to Tucker Max, Bunny, and the others in that crew. As evidenced by the trolling here, they don't like it. Why should they? I wouldn't like it either. Expect more outbursts, even if he doesn't have an excuse like a women's group on which to toss his bullshit. He MUST have the attention on him or he'll consider himself a failure... and we know he isn't going to let that happen without a fight.
530 to go!
19 posts per day!!
good job!!!
"Whoever wrote the posts at 8:00, 8:07, 8:10, and 8:14- God bless you. You fucking rock."
Hell yes. One of the best deconstructions yet. Its all the jumbled outraged thoughts that were going thru my mind as reading Tuggers lastest bog entry, yet couldn't express nearly as eloquently. Thank you.
There's been a lot of long posts today. I don't know that I can read them all tonight but I'm sure they're great. Good job haterz.
From the latest blog:
" I love women: This should be obvious, but I will say it anyway: I love women"
From the Absinthe Subway Story:
." I frown at him, "How long have you known women? Dude--They're all whores. Except our mothers. Just stick to me, I'll find you some pink stink."
Seriously, are you that dumb? you say that while your stories are there for the world to see? So you really think that all you have to do is write one or two lines about how much you love women and magically everything else you have ever written and expressed is wiped away clean? Say it with us Max: "I am a douchbag"
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