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Tucker Max's face, meet Megan ******'s hand
Megan was discussing ball shaving with a nice man at a tailgate. Good start to this story;) NE ways, Tucker Max was also at the tailgate and started talking shit to Megan (he obviously thought she was a hot girl who would sleep w/ him if acted like an asshole, and he was showing off in front of his buddies). Megan hit him on the arm, and he said that meant Megan wanted to fuck him because if she hit him in the face, then he'd know she was mad. She then dissed his elastic waistband (yes, he was wearing elastic waistband shorts, what is he, 12?), and he said "its so stupid bitch whores like you can suck my dick without any confusion." So she slapped him in the face!!!
Tucker threw his drink at her, Candice threw her drink at Tucker with lightning fast reflexes, then he proceeded to grab Megan by her hair and hit her in the face with his pathetically small hands. With a bruised face, and a bruised ego, he took his shriveled penis back to his buddies.
In Tucker Max's own words, "My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole." Oh, and he hits girls.
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«Oldest ‹Older 9201 – 9400 of 15918 Newer› Newest»RALEIGH (WTVD) -- A controversial author, who some believe crosses the line, brought his new film to NC State Wednesday.
The movie "I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell" is a collection of real-life college experiences written by Tucker Max.
Members of a women's rights group on NC State's campus described Max's work at best as despicable and at worst as illegal.
Students held a silent protest during the movie's preview at the university's student center.
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The controversial film has drawn critics nationwide who called the movie offensive.
"Things like this are disguised in humor as comedy and there is nothing humorous about the degrading remarks you can see in the films trailer and the stories posted on his Web site," said Shannon Johnson with NC State's Women's Center.
Workers at the campus' women's center said they were shocked by the movie's trailer-- one they said used sexist and racist phrases and perpetuates a rape culture.
"The actions described in the stories on Tucker Max's website is, according to NC law, would be defined as rape and other felony acts in NC," Johnson said.
Max told Eyewitness News before the showing that he was confused by the controversy.
"I really don't know why if you could explain it to me that would be awesome," Max said. "All I know I just write about drinking and hooking up and being a normal dude and I have sold a million books, so clearly people like my work and I don't know why some people are mad."
Max has also faced protesters in other stops along his 31-city bus tour.
He said he was aware of the unrest and just wanted students to give his film a fair shot.
"I think if you're skeptical or nor sure the best things to do would be go watch it and make up your own mind," he said. "There is no reason to listen to someone else, decide for yourself."
The showing sold out on Wednesday night and the university is considering donating the profits to a rape awareness campaign.
Liar, liar pants on fire.
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Max told Eyewitness News before the showing that he was confused by the controversy.
"I really don't know why if you could explain it to me that would be awesome," Max said. "All I know I just write about drinking and hooking up and being a normal dude and I have sold a million books, so clearly people like my work and I don't know why some people are mad."
Max has also faced protesters in other stops along his 31-city bus tour.
RALEIGH – Many N.C. State University students are upset over the Campus Film Committee’s decision to air the controversial film I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell.
The film is based on the best-selling book by Tucker Max. In the book, Max writes of his real-life exploits where he convinced intoxicated women to have sex with him.
But many believe the acts he describes in his book fit the basic definition of rape.
Justine Hollingshead, the director of N.C. State’s Gay Lesbian Bisexual Transgender Center, said people need to know the messages in the film don’t reflect beliefs of the N.C. State community.
“Part of it is behaviors, how you treat one another,” Hollingshead said. “And oftentimes, if you are supportive of those behaviors, you have to wonder if an individual will confront inappropriate behavior. So we want to make sure that people know that those are messages and behaviors that aren’t supported here at the university.”
Max also showed up to sign autographs and take questions after the film. But some other students showed up to a silent protest of the film at the campus cinema.
After the protest, they also held a candlelight vigil to honor all survivors of rape.
http://news14.com/?ArID=613832
Aww, that's my old news anchor. She used to be on the teevee here.
"I really don't know why if you could explain it to me that would be awesome," Max said. "All I know I just write about drinking and hooking up and being a normal dude and I have sold a million books, so clearly people like my work and I don't know why some people are mad."
WTF? Why is he talkin like a five year old?
To the guy who feels the need to repost the B-Rabbit Tucker vs Asian chick, fat girl and grease helmet.
Thank you. I find that story legitimately funny, and it is the only part I laugh at whenever I read this board. You guys really think you are funnier than Tucker's board? Keep dreaming
@10:21
you are home early tucker
Why do people who support Tucker even bother to come here let alone post here. We're just having a little fun at ole Tuckers expense. Don't take it so seriously fanboys.
I've really enjoyed Psychology Guy's posts. Suddenly I'm seeing Tucker a spoilt insecure little whinny baby - its makes everything he says such a joke and therefore slightly less annoying.
30 days out: Here come the protesters
August 26, 2009 (DECONSTRUCTED)
In this episode: We find that women who have been raped are the real rapists in this world and conclude that Tucker Max cannot sleep in the bed that he has made over the last decade.
(BTW: Props to whomever deconstructed this before me, it’s a great job)
“If you haven’t seen this yet, you really need to, because it is both hilariously awesome, and absolutely offensive:”
I’m assuming you aren’t talking about your own movie.
“Apparently, some people think my movie promotes rape.”
I disagree, I believe your movie promotes douchebagginess, mostly in the form of Tucker Max.
“I knew this was coming, and I was ready for it,”
If you’re “ready for it”, then you shouldn’t be shocked.
“but I am still a little bit shocked”
So much for being “ready for it”.
“at how patronizing, out of touch, and ridiculous these “protesters” are.”
Patronizing? Out of touch? Ridiculous? Fuck dude, have you ever read your own blog? You just described it in perfect detail.
“Check out some of the quotes (italics are mine):
Johnson said though no one at Monday’s meeting had seen the movie, and only one counselor attending the meeting had read Max’s book that inspired the movie, the postings on his blog and the trailer for the movie were enough for the Center to know that the movie would be offensive.”
Dude, you’re complaining? You write offensive stuff, you fucking PRIDE YOURSELF ON IT. How many “dead hooker in the trunk of the car” jokes do you do on a monthly basis on your own board? Seriously dickwad, it’s what you fucking do.
“It didnt even occur to me that there was anybody out there like [Max.]“
Don’t worry sweetie, there really isn’t anybody like [Max.]. Some guy writes of a fictional character and passes it off as non-fiction, but it doesn’t make the character anymore real than Gandalf.
“We became aware of the extremity of the offensiveness Thursday morning,” Johnson said.”
“Johnson said the trailer contains sexist and racist phrases–phrases she says are intended to dehumanize and perpetuate a rape culture.”
“Max’s book is filled mostly with stories of him and his exploits with women, some of which, according to Grimmett and Johnson, would be considered felonious acts under North Carolina law.”
“Since we couldn’t cancel it we wanted to give [students] the opportunity to know first-hand what they’re walking into,” Grimmett said. “My fear was that you’ll have students that go to this even if they think they know the extent [of the offensiveness] and realize that he’s talking about acts that mean the definition of rape. We want them to know that there’s a community at N.C. State that doesn’t support this person and what he does.”
Now, why I don’t agree with her assessment of his work, I do see the validity in her points. Tucker isn’t saying to go out and rape somebody. He’s just saying that it’s just fun hijinx that anybody normal would enjoy.
Of course if you read his message board, you’d see that nobody is listening to what he’s really trying to say. It’s a cesspool of misogyny and making jokes at women for being “sluts” or “whores” or “overweight”, and how abuse to these women is not only appreciated, it’s almost fucking MANDITORY TO GAIN ACCEPTANCE ON HIS OWN MESSAGE BOARD.
However, he’s clearly not SPECFICALLY advocating rape. At least not directly.
“I have had to deal with this ridiculous bullshit before, most recently during my speech at Ohio State. For the most part I just laugh and brush this shit off, because come on–this is so preposterous on it’s face it doesn’t even require an answer.”
Then why are you answering it? Thin skin much?
“In some ways, I don’t even know what the fuck they are talking about. What the fuck does promoting a “Rape Culture” even mean?”
I dunno Tuckster, why don’t you talk to Frank P. Cirillo. Who? Here you go bitch:
http://www.truecrimereport.com/2008/09/tucker_max_fan_accused_of_rape.php
“Is that like if I talk up Boy George’s prison band?”
Hahahahahahahaha. Speaking of prison while on the subject of rape, how many times do you think Frank Cirillo has gotten raped in prison? You should start a betting thing on your board, because my answer would be: A Fuckload.
“But when Fox News picks up this bullshit and runs it front page with the caption, “Promoting Rape,” it’s no longer a joke.”
You should sue. I’m certain Mike Soloway (aka TheGC) would be great against the cartel of FOX lawyers. Always remember that Tucker always does things on the cheap.
“I can deal with people hating me or lying about me personally,”
Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!! This might be the funniest thing he’s ever written.
“but when it moves beyond me and starts to impact other people”
Hahahahahahahahaha!!!! Speaking of your work impacting other people, how do you think the woman who your fan Frank Cirillo raped is feeling right now?
Oh wait, she might be fat, so she doesn’t matter.
“and threaten the work everyone else has done on the movie,”
Dude, seriously, you’re cries of “the work of everybody who worked on my film means more to me than anything in the world” rings as hollow as Bunny’s vagina. That defense went out the door when you told the crew members from Shreveport to go fuck themselves for asking to see their work on the big screen.
“it can no longer be ignored.”
However, your movie is being ignored, except by Fox when they said something about rape and your “art”.
“This bullshit stops here and now.”
Wait!!! You’re going to come clean and tell everybody that you’re a fraud!?!?! This is a fucking breakthrough.
“1. Do not call me a rapist:”
I thought the “bullshit stops here and now”?
“I am putting the professional media on notice;”
Ohhhhhhh. I bet their shitting their pants right now. Or maybe they’re saying “Tucker who?” like 99.9% of America.
Better yet Tucker, invite the media onto your message board like how you invited Michael Crook. You can then say something really lame, puff out your eChest a bit claim victory and have them banned before they can even respond.
“if you call me a rapist, or print anything resembling that accusation, I will sue you for libel, and I will win.”
Really Tucker? If this were true, why aren’t you suing Fox News? You said that if anybody prints anything resembling calling you a rapist you would sue. Fox News just said your name and “rape” in a FRONT PAGE HEADLINE. Why aren’t you going to sue them?
You know, I find it funny that a guy who, in his own words, “fought so hard for the 1st amendment right of everybody” with TWO LAWSUITS AGAINST HIM ON THE SUBJECT is now talking about suing the press for using their rights.
Part III:
“Calling someone a rapist is an accusation of fact, and since I have never in my life forced myself on any woman in any way nor been accused of rape by anyone,”
Really dude? Because in all honesty, while I don’t believe you to be a “rapist”, I do believe that somebody out there you have fucked while drunk has accussed you of rape.
Do you really want to unleash a team of lawyers from much better schools than Duke to start picking apart your past? Because that’s exactly what’s going to happen if you sue them. Not only that, but they are going to have VOLUMES of stuff that you’ve written that will easily cement you as at the very least a sex offender (taping somebody while buttfucking them without their consent sounds like a pretty good start).
You’d be ruined professionally as well as financially. None of your Duke Law buddies is going to want to pro-bono your case, because the traditional media will make sure that a case against them will drag on for your entire lifetime.
I'm not that bright and even I can pick your stories apart for the bullshit you spew. Think of what a trained professional can do to you in a court of law.
In other words, you have my blessing. Please fucking sue!!!!
“to say that I have is libelous and you will end up paying me money.”
Dude, you already have a case against Fox. Why aren’t you going after them?
“If you want to insult me personally, if you want to call me an asshole or a dickhead or make any other subjective assessment of my character (see e.g., everything Gawker has ever written about me)–that’s fine with me, just spell my name right.”
Okay, you’re a fucking douchebag. How’s that Tugger!?
“I don’t really even care if you lie about me,”
What about when you lie about yourself?
“with the exception of THAT lie.”
That’s not a lie, you lie about yourself all the time. That’s why I’m here.
“Rape is not a joke, it is a serious and awful crime, I take it very seriously, and I will not tolerate that lie being spread about me.”
Dude, again, SUE FOX. Under your own criteria, you should sue.
Oh wait, you're a liar, a fraud, and a thin skinned bully. My bad.
Part IV:
“2. The ones accusing me of promoting rape are hurting real rape victims:”
You mean the protesters are hurting the girl who your fan Frank Cirillo raped?
“There is a reason that the Jewish community gets so upset when the word “Holocaust” is used as a casual analogy.” It’s because these comparisons as hyberbolic efforts cheapen the suffering of the victims of the real Holocaust.”
Well said Mr. Rosenmax.
“The same thing is at play here: Rape is an awful and very serious crime,”
Unless the girl who was raped is fat, ugly or just asking to get fucked.
“and sadly, still an issue in our society.”
Sadly, you’re part of society.
“By throwing that word around and using me and my movie to try to get attention to their cause, these protesters are cheapening and devaluing the awfulness of actual, real rape.”
Devaluing? Dude, the opening of your movie trailer has the character of you saying that you want to kill a fat girl because they don’t count as people.
Jesus fucking Christ. Are you sure you went to law school, because I’m a dumbass who went to a grade C state school and I’m poking more holes in your douchebag argument than the number of women Ron Jeremy fucked.
“This is fucking bullshit. If you care about rape, you should spend time helping rape victims”
I agree Tucker. Now what exactly are you doing to help rape victims?
Oh wait, you really don’t care about rape. Do go on then.
“and working to improve legislation and enforcement of real sexual assault crimes–not wasting time using me to get attention.”
Why not dude? Because of their protests they got on national news. Isn’t that what you did when you fought the lawsuits against you?
"Woman can and will be respected if they demand to be respected."
Yes very true. But also a totally seperate issue that in no way justifies or excuses treating anyone the way you treat women. Just because someone cannot and does not say 'stop treating me like shit', does not give you carte blanche to treat them like shit. It does say alot about them and their problems, but does not diminish in any way your own behaviour, for which you and only you are responsible for. This is a old and pathetic excuse that gets trotted out every time someone yells abuse.
Part V:
“3. The protesters are more anti-woman than I am:”
Maybe, but there is no debate, you are a much bigger douchebag than anybody on the planet.
“Think about this for a minute: “
You’re asking your board to “think”?
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
“The protesters have such low regard for the intelligence and maturity of women that, instead of reading my book, watching my movie and then making reasoned arguments in support of their position, they skipped the whole “know what you are talking about” part and instead tried to prevent women from seeing my movie.”
Where did this happen? Oh wait, it’s Tucker Max talking, so it’s obviously bullshit that fits his agenda.
“Think about that for a minute:”
Hahahahahaha!!! You just asked your board to “think” twice in the same post!
Hahahahahahahaha!!!
“They tried to ban women from seeing my movie, because they don’t trust women will have the “right” opinion of me.”
Next stop on the Delusion Train….
“This is 2009, not 1959.”
Yeah bitch!!! Women be shitting on people’s dicks and shit in 2009!!!
“A woman does not need a man (or another woman) to take care of her.”
Tucker knows this first hand as his mother got abandoned by his father.
“Her place is not in the kitchen anymore.”
Yeah, her place is on your dick, and hopefully shitting on it.
“It’s wherever the hell she wants it to be, up to and including going to an “offensive” movie.”
What if she wants to be a protester of your shitty movie?
“And these protesters’ patronizing unwillingness to accept that she is mature enough to make that decision is un-American at it’s core.”
Yeah, a girl is free to get drunk and sleep with a talentless hack infomercial salesman because in America you have the right to make abysmally horrible decisions.
Good luck with the herpes btw.
“Ladies, if I were you, I would be madder than me about this.”
I’d be mad as hell too if I paid 10 bucks to see your piece of shit movie.
Part: VI:
“4. I love women:”
Thank Christ you didn’t become a lawyer, because then you might notice that you JUST FUCKING SAID THAT YOU ARE ANTI-WOMAN LESS THAN A PAGE AGO.
I’m sorry, but anybody who thinks Tucker is smart or a good writer at this point should be put to death and shit.
“This should be obvious, but I will say it anyway: I love women.”
Yeah dude, unless they are fat, ugly, a foreigner, don’t think you’re a good writer. don't know who you are or don’t have severe emotional problems and a bad drinking habit. Then they are just props for Tucker to abuse.
“Women are the reason I get out of bed in the morning. My god, is it not obvious that EVERYTHING I DO is to impress women?”
No.
“Shit, if I didn’t care what woman thought about me, I don’t think I’d ever leave my house.”
Somebody needs to place a roofie into Tucker’s drink, knock him out, and then have him neutered so he won’t ever think about what women thought of him.
Please, somebody, do this.
“I’d just lay in bed, masturbating, drinking beer and playing Halo.”
This is exactly what Tucker will be doing a year from today after his movie fails horribly and he only has his website to live on.
“But I do care. I care because women are awesome, being around women and with women is what makes life worth living.”
You know, if somebody else had posted this statement on RMMB they would be banned within 30 seconds.
“You want proof of this? SEE THE MOVIE!”
Told you this was an infomercial.
“I know this will shock some of you, but the two strongest, smartest characters in my movie are the characters played by Keri Lynn Pratt and Marika Dominczyk.”
Considering you only have 5 characters who speak more than 3 times, that’s not saying much.
“Do you really think these actresses, both very smart and mature and professionally accomplished, would have worked with me, if they thought I hated women?”
How about all those other actresses who wouldn’t even read your script?
Wait, did you just say Keri Lynn Dominczyk is “accomplished”? No offense, but isn’t one of them a hostess at a restaurant in Los Angeles?
“Fuck no. In fact, Keri Lynn Pratt is coming to Raleigh to support me and this movie AGAINST the protesters.”
Yeah, her schedule is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo busy.
“And guess what? Women love me.”
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Women don’t “love” you. They sleep with you BECAUSE YOU’RE EASY. You’re the equivilent of a slutty girl who gang banged the football team during halftime.
Fuck, I doubt your mother even loves you.
TDG - great work. If only Tucker and his ilk would come over here and read some of these cut-to-the-bone truths. oh wait.....
Part VII:
“Half my fans are women.”
Yeah, and that shows on your message board where 95% of the regular users are dudes, at least 50% of whom can’t get into an R rated movie.
“Want proof?”
You mean you fixed the pukey videotape? The police report that showed somebody drove into a donut shop in Chicago? Etc. etc. etc.
“Look at the pictures from ANY of the premieres we’ve had so far: There are MORE women than men in those pics.”
Dude, seriously, you’re a fucking douchebag. I can take 100 pictures of people, and then post mostly pictures of women, and say “look, I took a bunch of pictures of women”. Doesn't change reality.
“Or check out the reactions on Twitter or on my Facebook fan page. If I am so misogynistic, if I hate women, if I need to be banned from women–why do so many women love my book, my movie, and me? Why do they seek me out?”
Because, as you say it, women with severe emotional problems seem to seek you out. Don't believe me? YOU FUCKING SAID IT IN AN INTERVIEW:
"Eight times out of 10, if you come to my Web site to have sex with me, there's something broken about you," Max answered, finally decoding the mystery.
That’s the DIRECT FUCKING QUOTE!!! It was in the New York Post.
Fuck neutering him, somebody casterate him or give him a lobotomy. Nobody who is this much of a bullshit artist should ever be able to fuck again.
“I’ll tell you why:
5. “The bums lost”: I have sold 1 million books.”
Bullshit. You’ve sold less than 500K, not bad in the least, but it’s still not even close to 1 million.
“My book has been on the NY Times Best Seller List for over three years.”
Yeah, right next to books by Glenn Beck in the SUPPLEMENTAL SECTION.
And it has never been on there for 3 years straight.
Liar.
“I was nominated to Time Magazine’s 100 Most Influential List precisely because I am so well known in younger age groups…”
You’re known by people like Frank Cirillo, a rapist and a Tucker Max fan.
“yet, these protesters, who WORK on a college campus, have never heard of me?”
Along with 99.9% of America.
“You know why? They are completely out of touch with reality and with culture.”
You know how out of touch with reality they are? They openly said that your movie is going to do better financially than The Hangover.
Part VIII:
“That is why they think that a woman who has had a drink cannot consent to sex. That is why they think women cannot decide for themselves what to read or watch. That is why they don’t know that half my fans are women.”
They don’t know it because it’s not true.
“Here, protesters, let me help you people out:”
Tucker is going to shit on their dicks and give them a bag of trinkets to help them out.
“Wake up and look around. The world has passed you by. I am more mainstream than you.”
You’re more mainstream than feminists?
Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!
“Your definition of rape–that having a drink precludes anyone from giving consent to sex–is bullshit.”
Hey counselor, riddle me this, who said that having a drink precludes them from having sex?
You just listed a number of quotes that people said about your movie and you, none of them say anything that you just described.
Oh wait, you’re treating them like props, er… characters in one of your stories, so OF COURSE they said it, even if there is no record of any of them saying it.
“Your ideas about culture and drinking and life are bankrupt.”
Yeah, you should just quit school and drink a lot, maybe write a blog about your fake exploits because that’s where the serious money is at you fucking losers.
“No one agrees with you.”
Since there were JUST AS MANY PROTESTERS AS THERE WERE PEOPLE WHO WENT TO YOUR MOVIE, I’m going to say you are wrong on this assessment.
“There is a reason I have sold a million books”
That reason is that you are lying.
“and can sell out a movie premiere tour,”
Also a lie since THERE WERE EMPTY SEATS AT THE GAINSVILLE SHOW.
“and you can’t even fill a classroom: Because more people agree with me than you.”
By that logic, TNKOTB are WAY WAY better musicians than Beethoven because they sold more albums when they were popular.
“I can’t say it better than one of my favorite movies ever:”
Please say you aren’t going to quote your own movie.
““Your revolution is over, Mr. Lebowski. Condolences. The bums lost. My advice is to do what your parents did; get a job, sir. The bums will always lose.””
Thank you Tugger for not quoting your awful movie.
It’s funny that you quote The Big Lebowski from the movie of the same name, because in the end, wasn’t he exposed as a fraud and a liar? Somebody who really just lucked into money by marrying well, not really working on anything important or worthwhile and then pretending he built an empire while denigrating anybody who wasn’t like him?
Because that sir is the definition of IRONY.
I love TDG for the following...
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I’m sorry, but anybody who thinks Tucker is smart or a good writer at this point should be put to death and shit.
Part IX:
“To my fans:”
You’re all suckers. All 50 of you left.
“I know you guys all know this, and I’m sorry this wasn’t a funny blog post.”
When have you been funny over the past year? Shit dude, it’s what people have come to expect.
“For the most part the haters and liars are funny, but this time, they crossed the line, and I had to come at them with a serious post.”
Yeah, 75% of it was bullshit, the rest was the opinion of a mysoginist. Take that feminazis!!!
“I promise though, the Raleigh premiere will be just as fun and hilarious as the rest have been, and there will be 25+ more days of hilarious blog posts coming.”
Oh goodie, more stuff for me to make fun of you for.
“EDIT #1: Just got this email:”
How much do you want to bet that this “email” he just wrote… er… received parrots everything he just said above?
“Hi. I emailed you a while back about your trip to Lawrence and how stoked I am to meet you! I read your newest blog and I want to let you know that I actually work at a rape crisis center. BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..”
Tucker, you forgot write the line “I’ve NEVER HEARD OF YOU BEFORE TODAY.”
“There is such an extreme difference between promoting rape and your stories. I spend every day of my life working with victims and educating the community on this crime. BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..
Basically, I just want you to know that BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..good luck with everything and keep your head up!!”
Hey Ms. Rape Worker, have you spoken to the woman who got raped by a Tucker Max fan lately? Bet she has a much different opinion.
Wait, I’m addressing a fake construct that Tucker made up in order to hammer away a point.
Sometimes I’m such a douchebag.
“Edit #2: Another one:
“_Tucker,
I just read your last blog post and the first e-mailed response you posted. I want to join her in saying BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..BULLSHIT..”
Again, anybody who believes that Tucker (or a friend of his) DIDN’T write this is a fucking moron.
Seriously, somebody, roofies and a rusty razor blade at his next “premiere”. I won’t rest until this douchebag has no dick.
-TDG
Ok, we can't stop now, let's at least get to 9500 before the morning crew takes over... Show them we can pull our own weight on the night shift!
TDG, that was great, seriously, thanks for sharing/posting. The blog he put out today was some of the inanest insanity he's spewed yet... I guess that's why there are at least 3-4 deconstructions of it here tonight.
God Bless free speech.
Ok, I'll bite, I'll poast just to add to the poastcount. I''ll share why I'm awake. I just moved and am lonely. I broke every one of my rules and I made a dating ad at the suggestion of a girlfriend. I perused the guys and settled on one who looked intelligent enough not to irk me, cute enough not to repulse me, but attainable enough that I wouldn't have to work too hard or get rejected. Well, guess who got ditched after less than 5 minutes of im chatter? Awesome. I'm going to end up having to apply to date Tucker pretty soon. So lonely. Additionally, I smell cat poop. Good times. Exciting times. Medieval times. Rawr.
“I am putting the professional media on notice;”
Ohhhhhhh. I bet their shitting their pants right now. Or maybe they’re saying “Tucker who?” like 99.9% of America.
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AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
“Calling someone a rapist is an accusation of fact, and since I have never in my life forced myself on any woman in any way nor been accused of rape by anyone,”
Really dude? Because in all honesty, while I don’t believe you to be a “rapist”, I do believe that somebody out there you have fucked while drunk has accussed you of rape.
Do you really want to unleash a team of lawyers from much better schools than Duke to start picking apart your past? Because that’s exactly what’s going to happen if you sue them. Not only that, but they are going to have VOLUMES of stuff that you’ve written that will easily cement you as at the very least a sex offender (taping somebody while buttfucking them without their consent sounds like a pretty good start).
You’d be ruined professionally as well as financially. None of your Duke Law buddies is going to want to pro-bono your case, because the traditional media will make sure that a case against them will drag on for your entire lifetime.
I'm not that bright and even I can pick your stories apart for the bullshit you spew. Think of what a trained professional can do to you in a court of law.
In other words, you have my blessing. Please fucking sue!!!!
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Love the last line. Keep up the great work mate.
“There is a reason that the Jewish community gets so upset when the word “Holocaust” is used as a casual analogy.” It’s because these comparisons as hyberbolic efforts cheapen the suffering of the victims of the real Holocaust.”
Well said Mr. Rosenmax.
Holy shit dude, I just spit up my beer from that last line.
and 9500...
again, good job guys, and good night.
I go to UF. Those pictures he has are not of the Swamp, that's the practice field.
There's absolutely no way he would be able to break into the stadium. Not only is it fenced in, it also has about 4 security guards on the stadium grounds as well as survellience equipment all over the place. Do you think in the age of post 9/11 that a major university would just close the doors and hope nobody goes inside?
No, this is bullshit. I recognized the pictures immediately as being from the practice field.
Does this guy lie this much? He's obviously a douchebag, but wow, that's a huge lie.
I AM TUCKER MA AND I AM GOING TO SUE YOU FOR CALLING ME A RAPIST! !!!!1111 YOU HEAR THAT, MEDIA! CONSIDER YOURSELF SUED!!!!1111 WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LAWSUITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SUEDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
:( :( :( :(
"People started doing keg stands, which led to perhaps the defining moment of the trip. This one girl, who was ugly and a bitch (thus, didn't have basic human rights) started doing one. Don't ask me why I did this, because I have no idea why, but when she was upside down, legs spread apart, I punched her right in the vagina. This caused her to violently spit up the beer she was trying to consume, and fall backwards into the two people holding her up, all of them splashing to the mud."
No, not rapey at all. I love women, and they love me!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koJLwurV5x0
= genius, art, revolutionary
as if Jesus led me there to discover the truth...
Zach G, joking about...
girls drinking alcohol with Capri Sun...
did Tucker steal this joke from Zach? We know he's a fan... he's said it MANY times. HE could have easily googlestolen or set up the photo...
How many of his other "cute" details are poached?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7R5t85ljpw&feature=related
This is completely new and original and didn't make top 10 on Digg last week.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
TuckerMax
1.
I may be sterile now but it was worth it. This was epic. Will post as soon as Possible
about 5 hours ago from TwitterFon
2.
Itll be skeleton porn
about 5 hours ago from TwitterFon
3.
Holy shit. In a doctors office about to fuck a hot xray tech. And were getting it on xray video. Will post tomm.
about 5 hours ago from TwitterFon
Again, I'm pissed that i gave him the incentive to do this shit... he was NEVER updating play by play before the board starting hating on him about his lack of mobile involvement.
From now on, no one say anything smart that could help this loser.
I recommend all single American guys marry Ukrainian girls. Best women in the world! Blonde and thin and hot and love sex! No feminist bullshit!
"It’s funny that you quote The Big Lebowski from the movie of the same name, because in the end, wasn’t he exposed as a fraud and a liar? Somebody who really just lucked into money by marrying well, not really working on anything important or worthwhile and then pretending he built an empire while denigrating anybody who wasn’t like him?
Because that sir is the definition of IRONY."
TDG, you read my mind friend, i was just going to make a post echoing your sentiments, but there's no need.
Isn't ottos complete lack of self awareness, along with the irony contained in his scribblings just FUCKING DELICIOUS?
:-)
TUCKER MAX IS THE BIGGEST DOUCHE THE WORLD HAS EVER KNOWN! EVER!!
Remember the good old days when Tucker was funny?
Yeah, me neither.
TUCKERMOVIE
A PRODUCTION OF TUCKERFILM LTD.
TUCKER: Hi, I'm Tucker. I'm totally great. You wanna know how great I am? Great.
TUCKER'S FRIEND: Tucker, I just wanted to tell you: you're great, and I always wanted to be more like you.
FAT CHICK: Screw you, Tucker! You're not great! Can we fuck?
(THEY FUCK)
TUCKER: Hey fat chick, you're so fat, your momma's a whale.
FAT CHICK: I hate myself for not being good enough for you because you're so great!
(SHE RUNS OFF CRYING)
TUCKER'S FRIEND: Hahaha, you sure showed her! You're so great!
TUCKER: Yeah! I'm great!
HOT CHICK WITH PORNSTAR BOOBS: Heeyyyy Tucker. You're so great, you deserve me! Like my boobs?
TUCKER: This happens to me all the time, because I'm great.
(HE SQUEEZES HER BOOBS A LOT)
HCWPB: Ohhh ohhh fuck me fuck me Tucker!
(THEY FUCK)
OTHER HOT CHICKS WITH PORNSTAR BOOBS: Oh, Tucker, do me next, do me next! You're so great!
TUCKER'S FRIEND: I wish I was more like Tucker.
TUCKER: This is my life, because I'm great.
(THE END)
I liked the end of the Big Lebowski post as well...
I was like WTF? Did Tucker Max just try to tell people to get jobs and grow up???
Irony....
Because it's other people who are letting their lives pass by not you Tucker...vvvvvv
"I'd say a 33 year old hanging out with frats is the very definition of passed you by. It's as bad a Beer League hanging on to youthful athleticism while being morbidly obese. ONLY THIS IS YOUR REAL LIFE."
And then his opinion that somehow Keri Lynn Pratt is the height of Feminism.
"Tucker, no offense but I'm not going to take my feminist power cues from Keri Lynn Pratt. Her professional accomplishment includes an 18 episode arc on "Jack and Bobby" you remember it...she played a girl who was known for being a cum dumpster. Those moral standards are tingling all over.
Her accomplishments this year include absolutely nothing leading up to her first movie roles...She will do anything to break in. She's 31 and hasn't established herself as anything in Hollywood. She would rub my nut into her eyes if I was directing Underworld 4 and promised her vampire girl #2 who dies tragically in 15 minutes, after getting f ** ed of course."
HAHAHAHAHA
"She played the girl who was known for being a cum dumpster."
"She would rub my nut into her eyes if I was directing Underworld 4 and promised her vampire girl #2"
HAHAHAHAHA...
You know the really bad thing. Is women that ho themselves out much like Keri Lynn or accept Tucker Max behavior are the ones bringing women down.
They are saying that they want no more respect than to be cum recipticals. I can't imagine anything more Anti-Feminine.
That was the best movie script I've read this year. That Tucker guy sounds really great.
This guy has to be one of us. Read his review:
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/user/741786/reviews/view.php?type=2&id=10011628
Gives me an idea, if Tucker fans are going to create fake accounts and make fake reviews, why can't we?
Register on Rotten Tomatoes and give a review and rating.
"Gives me an idea, if Tucker fans are going to create fake accounts and make fake reviews, why can't we?"
Because Tucker's a liar and we're not.
^^^ Oh, man, that review was funny as hell. There's some seriously great comedy going on in the anti-Tucker camp these days. Great stuff.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Yeah, judging by his review, he's clearly one of us.
Great work, everyone. Hilarious.
To the Tucker fanboy: Even if you don't like this place, do you honestly think the TMMB is funny? I don't, but then again, I'm not 16 years old.
"To the Tucker fanboy: Even if you don't like this place, do you honestly think the TMMB is funny? I don't, but then again, I'm not 16 years old."
Yes actually I do.
You guys are so biased, the only amusement I've had reading this garbage is the predictability of your hatred. It doesn't matter what Tucker says or does, you will hate it regardless.
Honestly, no one can take you seriously because you are so biased and full of spite. Would anyone take a review of Inglorious Basterds seriously from people who admit that they have nothing but hatred for Quentin Tarantino? (and no I'm not saying IHTSBIH is as good as Inglorious Bastards).
It's pathetic. No matter what he says or does, you will look for anything you can to rip on him or "expose" him. What a fucking waste of time.
You will all be crying when his movie actually does well with the limited release and gets to move out to the 2000 screens. You know why? Because you cannot comprehend that he could ever be successful.
And no, I actually believe you about Tucker not selling 1 million copies of his book. He mentioned a while ago that they had PRINTED the 1 millionth copy of his book. That means there are 1 million+ copies out there, and he's convinced himself they have all been sold.
That is all for now. I'll make sure to stop back here and poke fun at you later.
TDG go ahead and rip me line for line, I know you can't help yourself
-Tucker Max Fan Boy
"Gives me an idea, if Tucker fans are going to create fake accounts and make fake reviews, why can't we?"
We can go one better and post REAL review over at RT. IF you've seen the movie or a combination of the trailer, the book, script, web site, you are more than qualified to express an opinion. It won't involve making fake multiple accounts either.
"You will all be crying when his movie actually does well with the limited release and gets to move out to the 2000 screens."
Ahahahahahaha
TUCKER MAX IS A RAPIST?
That script sucked. There were no poop jokes.
REPEAT STORY!
TOTALLY MADE UP!
NICE TRY, MCBEEFSMOKERRRRRR!!!!!!
"You will all be crying when his movie actually does well with the limited release and gets to move out to the 2000 screens."
The ridiculousness is the assumption that we all really care that much.
My life will continue going on regardless of Tucker...he's just not that important.
It's just great sport to watch his delusional wheels spin. By saying things like..."Anything The Hangover can do, we can beat. Easily."
You mean a roll out like all the other hundreds of movies that have tried this same model? And I think 100% of them never did jack.
His current tour has not generated a single professional review of his movie. No members of the press of any consequence have come out to a single one of these shows.
There's 0 buzz about this movie anywhere.
"IF you've seen the movie or a combination of the trailer, the book, script, web site, you are more than qualified to express an opinion."
Of done all those things, they are all equally terrible. I view my opinion as unbiased because I just heard of Tucker this summer...
I'm not simply hating Tucker, I just think his work is not that good. What makes him a complete douchebag is his claims to the contrary and that I just don't get it because my opinion is he sucks.
How many times do you see reviews on rotten tomatoes a month before the release? Even if a professional reviewed it, they usually don't release their reviews until a week before the movie comes out.
Roger Ebert saw Inglorious Basterds at Cannes, but he waited until 3 days before the movie came out to release his review.
Look at any movie that doesn't come out for a month. If you can find multiple professional reviews already, I will be impressed.
"The filmgoers were shown a slideshow of rape and sexual violence stats inside the theater on the screen before the movie started, which drew sharp laughs and boos from the audience."
That made me really sad.
"Look at any movie that doesn't come out for a month. If you can find multiple professional reviews already, I will be impressed."
Most movies aren't being premiered in the way Tucker's is. The purpose of his bus tour is to create buzz. There is no buzz. I'm yet to find any reviews of the movie outside Tucker's blog.
And keep in mind that Tucker has been inviting members of the press to each screening. No one has shown up.
"How many times do you see reviews on rotten tomatoes a month before the release? Even if a professional reviewed it, they usually don't release their reviews until a week before the movie comes out.
Roger Ebert saw Inglorious Basterds at Cannes, but he waited until 3 days before the movie came out to release his review.
Look at any movie that doesn't come out for a month. If you can find multiple professional reviews already, I will be impressed."
...Sigh...are all the fans this retarded? That's not a rhetorical question.
None of those movies did premier tours either. I'm willing to let go we won't see big professional reviews obviously until the release.
That's not really what I'm pointing out. I'm pointing out that Tucker specifically has said he reserved tickets for press and media at all these shows.
Yet, there are no credible online review bloggers of this movie at all. Going thru several large cities already, you'd expect at least a few bloggers of some significance.
Or even some review from the theaters themselves. As someone else pointed out, the Newspapers/News in some of these cities have outlets dedicated to reviewing independent films and yet there are no reviews from even the cities the movie has been shown in.
tugger tuckeroo tibor otto max encourages rape, just look at the columbia thread on his board; populated with (now deleted) rape jokes and mods who are anti anti rape groups (erin forshame)
"Most movies aren't being premiered in the way Tucker's is. The purpose of his bus tour is to create buzz. There is no buzz. I'm yet to find any reviews of the movie outside Tucker's blog.
And keep in mind that Tucker has been inviting members of the press to each screening. No one has shown up."
Nail on the head. How is that not obvious?
You can't compare reviews of other movies because most aren't rolling out tours before the official release.
The very point is that he has reserved seats for critics to view and review the film, from bloggers, to just city reviewers for independent films, and there are just about 0.
There's a review from Gawker, but even I understand that he's not objective or a movie industry reviewer.
"The filmgoers were shown a slideshow of rape and sexual violence stats inside the theater on the screen before the movie started, which drew sharp laughs and boos from the audience."
"That made me really sad."
Wow...nice to know the kinds of fans we have around colleges.
Let's suppose the protestors are ridiculous...they are exercising their first amendment rights.
But they are hardly protesting wearing tin foil hats, saying armargeddon is nigh, or calling people baby killers.
The put up something serious and the reaction is laughs and boos?
Rape is an extremely serious thing in college. Some of the statistics being as many as 1/6 women are raped, and that up to 5% of college age men have admitted "forcing" sexual intercourse when a woman did not want to.
This is the kind of attitude that Tucker instills...
Hey, I'm the first to say let's drink, have some good times, make some innappropriate comments, and laugh it up. But serious things deserve serious attention.
"TDG go ahead and rip me line for line, I know you can't help yourself
-Tucker Max Fan Boy"
No, you haven't earned your bones yet, nor said anything worth note.
Perhaps you should reread Tucker's blog a few times, have it rub off on you and come back and say something really douchey.
-TDG
"The filmgoers were shown a slideshow of rape and sexual violence stats inside the theater on the screen before the movie started, which drew sharp laughs and boos from the audience."
Where was this from again?
Regardless. Those people protesting Tucker's movie are making a mockery of real rape victims. They should be out there promoting real awareness, instead of playing the blame game with Tucker.
I've been around his board for a long time and someone else here hit the nail on the head. Tucker would never even consider the possibility of raping someone. He gets off on the fact that chicks want to fuck him because he's famous. That is the highlight of his day. He probably wouldn't even be able to get it up for a chick that wasn't into him.
I want to see TDG and tucker face each other in a debate
I love how every reviewer on his site tends to write the same. Every review always have words in all CAPS the same way Tucker does it.
he doesnt even try anymore, so pathetic
"Some of the statistics being as many as 1/6 women are raped, and that up to 5% of college age men have admitted "forcing" sexual intercourse"
Yeah, that's bullshit.
First of all rape requires two people. 1/6 of women getting raped by on average 5% of guys means those guys are raping three women each on average. And getting away with it. If that was actually happening it would be a massive social disruption. And a guy who actually rapes three women never stops at just three, he keeps going until someone puts a bullet in him.
More importantly, the 1/6 number (and even more so "One in Four") is totally bogus, hyped up by the people running the rape crisis centers because it means they get to keep their jobs once the rare real psycho rapists get caught and put away. Usually they do this by convincing women who engaged in drunken stupid sex that they regret it.
The rape-profit industry exists and it's about as despicable a misuse of money and trust as anything else today.
"Regardless. Those people protesting Tucker's movie are making a mockery of real rape victims. They should be out there promoting real awareness, instead of playing the blame game with Tucker."
I'm sure the woman that Frank Cirillo (Tucker Max fan and TMMB member) would beg to differ.
I also note that when Frank Cirillo raped that girl Tucker was FUCKING SILENT ABOUT THE ENTIRE ISSUE.
I'm not famous or anything, nor do I blame Tucker for what another person did, however, somebody who "cares about rape victims" like Tucker claims was silent when he could have just said a few words on the subject.
I believe Tucker cares about rape victims like he cared about the people of Shreveport Louisiana, in that when he NEEDS to be nice about something, he goes out of his way to be super charming, however once that person place or thing served it's purpose he reverts back to exactly who he really is.
He's completely disingenious, and I called him on it in my post yesterday. He could give 2 fucks about any rape victims, he's just upset because this is horrible press and he HAD TO ADDRESS IT before it blew up in his face (which it already has).
TDG
So according to your logic, anytime anyone does anything, you blame what they were a fan of?
Violent video games cause school shootings?
Emo music causes teenage suicide?
and now Tucker Max causes rape?
You are already starting to sound like the congressmen with an agenda.
I don't think it really matters, honestly. When someone has a large fanbase, there are going to be a few people who are not on the level. When people go out and accuse what they were a fan of as the cause, they are going too far.
What would you say if a prominent member of this board became involved with a lynching? Does Tuckermaxisadoucebag promote racism?
“It didnt even occur to me that there was anybody out there like [Max.]“
Don’t worry sweetie, there really isn’t anybody like [Max.]. Some guy writes of a fictional character and passes it off as non-fiction, but it doesn’t make the character anymore real than Gandalf.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
So fucking true.
"Yeah, that's bullshit."
Those numbers were by survey...the same types of surveys we rely on to calculate CPI, Income, Census, and hosts of other data points.
"First of all rape requires two people. 1/6 of women getting raped by on average 5% of guys means those guys are raping three women each on average. And getting away with it."
In fairness, I think the survey said 1/6 adult women are sexually assualted during their lives. I may have misposted that.
But the survey portion for college men was 5% admitted they had forced sex on a female, who didn't want it. It was men, in college (I think I said college aged men earlier)
More importantly, the 1/6 number blah, blah, blah...
Fact is the US has one of the highest amounts of reported rapes per capita in the world. That's reported, you have to rely on survey or adjust factor for all the ones that are not.
Regardless...people laughing about even 1 rape are out of line.
"So according to your logic, anytime anyone does anything, you blame what they were a fan of?"
Learn to fucking read, dumbass.
-Not TDG
"So according to your logic, anytime anyone does anything, you blame what they were a fan of?
and now Tucker Max causes rape?"
Can you not read? What did he say...
"nor do I blame Tucker for what another person did"
And of course, you didn't address the rest of TDGs statement. That Tucker is not being genuine here, here is merely using this as a promotion tool.
His argument is null in a statement implying the protestors are on the same level as the rapists because Tucker doesn't care about the subject.
What would you say if a prominent member of this board became involved with a lynching? Does Tuckermaxisadoucebag promote racism?
Another thing the fanboys don't get: they care far more about the movie/Tucker than we do.
You honestly think people here will start crying if the movie blows up? Because I honestly believe people on the TMMB will start crying if it bombs.
ignore that last part, I forgot to delete it from my post.
To Tucker Max Fan Boy:
Are you really that fucking stupid?
Do you honestly think that since Tucker sold 400,000 books out of 1,000,000 printed, that there are 600,000 copies out there in inventory? In other words, you're telling us that stores are carrying 100 weeks of inventory of Beer in Hell? You saar, are an idiot.
@10:05 AM
"Where was this from again?"
The follow-up story on Fox News.
lol@saar
@ 10:18 AM
"Yeah, that's bullshit."
What if the stats are wrong, then? Does that make it ok? I remember making this sort of comment a while ago on this board, but I'll make it again: One rape is one too many.
I was looking at South African statistics again, and it's shocking. 2006 had 55000 reported acts of rape. That's not an estimate based on a survey.
And laughing at rape statistics is never ok. The fact that Tucker's fans did so is disgusting on levels I find hard to comprehend.
10:18
Yo, mr super stats, you are a fucking moron.
tugger is to rape, what jack the ripper was to the compassionate treatment of Victorian prostitutes.
"I was looking at South African statistics again, and it's shocking. 2006 had 55000 reported acts of rape. That's not an estimate based on a survey"
And it's a well known fact that by far not all rapes are reported because women simply fear for their lives.
It's obvious Tuckers fans are mainly classless, but we know that. Who else would find such a Douchebag funny?
One of my main issues is not the humor. I can laugh at Family Guy all day and it's highly offensive.
My issue is Tuckers faux concern. You can't act one way, profess to be an a-hole, express your delight of punching women, ripping their emotions, etc and then start talking about how you love the women.
But that's Tuckers MO. And it's what makes him a douche of the highest order.
It's all about the art man. What you don't get that from his book? (Who could say something that douchebaggery..."I'm an artist." And artist of poop maybe)
"One rape is one too many."
Ok. What lengths do you consider acceptable to go to in order to prevent that one last rape? Locking up all the men? Castrating them all? Immediate and harsh reaction to the slightest accusation of a man by a woman?
Fact is, in the real world, the level of "too many" as defined by what society is willing to bestir itself to Do Something about is rather higher than just one. In particular, a few thousand rape cases a year is evidently quite acceptable if it means we don't need to confront the fact that it's mainly black men raping white women, and can instead persist in our liberal daydreams while sacrificing those women to our gods of PC.
If you really think a particular case is unacceptable, it's up to you as an individual to do something about it, rather than expect everyone else to do it for you. And if you're not willing to Do Something, well, you don't think one is too many either.
Actually, I'll tell you when and where and how I agree that one is too many: when it's a woman I am related to or care about. When/if that happens, I'll take action. But someone halfway across the country I've never heard of? Well, it's up to HER brothers or cousins or father or boyfriend to Do Something. If enough individuals are willing to act to defend their own, the overall pattern works. If too many guys are lazy bums, then it breaks down. There's no other way to work it.
As for South Africa, that's what happens when blacks take revenge on whites. Watch carefully, and learn.
http://www.foxnews.com/slideshow/entertainment/2009/08/27/students-protest-tucker-max?slide=4
She's read the script too...
"As for South Africa, that's what happens when blacks take revenge on whites. Watch carefully, and learn."
And the Tucker trolls are back...
Actually, the BEST way to prevent the largest number of rapes would be to expel all African and Muslim men and boys and dump 'em all back in the desert or jungle. But that's precisely the sort of measure that is considered WORSE than rape. So it won't be done.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,543525,00.html
"The filmgoers were shown a slideshow of rape and sexual violence stats inside the theater on the screen before the movie started, which drew sharp laughs and boos from the audience"
Ah, the legacy of a lying douche. Enjoy it Otto, it's all you'll be remembered for; making up bullshit unfunny stories and treating women like shit, and encouraging others to do the same.
"Ok. What lengths do you consider acceptable to go to in order to prevent that one last rape? Locking up all the men? Castrating them all? Immediate and harsh reaction to the slightest accusation of a man by a woman?"
So if you went to a movie, and they displayed a rape statistic of one, it'd be ok to laugh? I just want to determine at what point it's acceptable to laugh at rape.
The point is that, regardless of statistics, the fact that men rape women is despicable.
And here's a stat from the US if that makes you feel better:
"In 1995, 354,670 women were the victims of a rape or sexual assault. (NationalCrime Victimization Survey. Bureau of
Justice Statistics, U.S. Department of Justice, 1996.)"
I love straw arguments. In a battle of morons, is there ever any real winner? Tucker is not a douchebag because he promotes rape or rapes women. Tucker is a douchebag because he is a narcissistic liar. He is outdoing Dane Cook. Dane Cook was at least playing to big audiences and making money while he was trying to pick up girls have his age with a tour bus. Tucker is taking Douchebaggery to a whole new level. We should be discussing the douchery of a 35 year old man getting drunk with college kids and trying to take one home for bad drunken sex with him. All the while claiming that he has revolutionized Hollywood with his new distribution and marketing strategy. I don't think that Seth Green, Jamie Kennedy, Paulie Shore, Brody Jenner, Dane Cook, Tom Greene, or anyone else in the great halls of Douchery would ever stoop to the levels that Tucker has stooped to. We are witnessing douchery of unchronicled proportions.
This whole premiere tour just has the sad sick theme of a middle aged loser trying to exploit his d-list celebrity status one more time before the whole shit hits the fan and his movie bombs. There is nothing about Patheticon--The Bus Tour that needs to be dignified with a reasonable discussion of forcible, date, or statutory rape.
"get your pussies ready ladies."
If that is not the douchiest quote in the entire recorded history of docheology-- there is no douchstice!
"The point is that, regardless of statistics, the fact that men rape women is despicable."
No Nick Name Guy, let it go. They are trolling. Now it's becoming a race thing, just ignore them.
"If that is not the douchiest quote in the entire recorded history of docheology-- there is no douchstice!"
Some guy totally outdouched it with this one:
"The book [I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell] is *beep* legendary. Already on a collision course with it's destiny as part of the American canon."
@12:01 PM
Yeah, that's probably for the best.
TDG
"So according to your logic, anytime anyone does anything, you blame what they were a fan of?"
Where did I say anything like that? I've said numerous times that it was just a weird coincidence, although I did bring it up because it does refer to what we are talking about.
There is however an indirect corralation.
"Violent video games cause school shootings?"
Again, youre projecting.
"Emo music causes teenage suicide?"
God, I hope so.
"and now Tucker Max causes rape?
You are already starting to sound like the congressmen with an agenda. "
Yes, my agenda is to show what kind of person Tucker is, which is a douchebag. The fact that one of his fans is a rapist does give me a lot of ammo.
"I don't think it really matters, honestly. When someone has a large fanbase,"
Dude, he doesnt have that large of a fan base.
"there are going to be a few people who are not on the level."
What happens if that level is the septic tank? Seriously, how many times do you hear "dead hooker" jokes or spend time debasing women on TMMB? I'm on TMMB with well over 1000 posts and I see it every single day. Thst is the culture of his board, so it shouldn't come as a surprise wheb after one of his fans does something horrible to a woman. Is it isolated? Hopefully, but who is to know.
"When people go out and accuse what they were a fan of as the cause, they are going too far."
Dude, youve taken a respectful tone hee and it is appreciated, however I have never accused him of anything. I just hammer home the corralation.
"What would you say if a prominent member of this board became involved with a lynching? Does Tuckermaxisadoucebag promote racism?"
I'm sorry, did I miss the part where Tucker became a minority? Because if I did youd have an argument.
-TDG
-
We need more discussion about the lying, cracked out, pathetic, bipolar, attention-hungry psychotic slut that is Erin Leigh Tyler (the Bunny).
GO TO IT, PEOPLE!!!
"The point is that, regardless of statistics, the fact that men rape women is despicable."
Yeah. So?
Where are you going with that?
Is it something people hadn't thought of before?
"The book [I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell] is *beep* legendary. Already on a collision course with it's destiny as part of the American canon."
I'm trying to remember who said that...
We need more discussion about the lying, cracked out, pathetic, bipolar, attention-hungry psychotic slut that is Erin Leigh Tyler (the Bunny).
GO TO IT, PEOPLE!!!
Does anyone else find it quite the coincidence that the only major "news" entity covering the protests about this movie is operated by the same company with the DVD distribution rights to this movie?
"I'm sorry, did I miss the part where Tucker became a minority? Because if I did youd have an argument."
Apparently, we hate the Jews. Who can blame us though? Jews are like fat chicks: Fat, and have vaginas. Jews aren't real people.
**Disclaimer: Ten Jews have been killed as a result of this post.
So yeah, his logic is pretty retarded.
"Is it something people hadn't thought of before?"
It's apparently news to Tucker's fans. Laughing at rape and all that.
I hate Tucker. Just cause he's a talentless hack and not because he's an asshole. That aside I would defend him against the evil feminazi scum who demonize men with bogus rape statistics.
Today they define consentual sex while the women is drunk to be rape. They define consentual sex when the women is not in the mood but doing it to just please the husband as rape (consentual!). All these things are used to inflate "rape" to massive proportions. It' part of a political agenda to take away men's rights and secure special rights for women and it's been going on for decades. Personally as a man I'm sick of this bullshit.
And let's stop praising single mothers too as if they are so "brave" and "virtuos" and deserving of applause and adoration. 90% of them are just irresponsible and opportunistic and that's what they have to owe to being single moms for. Really people , it's fucking easy not to get pregnant these days.
So while I hate Tucker , I must say as a man I'm tired of being presented as some perverted felon. The jokes in the script of this movie, while mostly lame, are no more sexist that any number of modern fem comedies. Time has come for a rebound on aggressive anti male feminism. I mean you can't even say obvious 100% true things like " Men invented everything" these days without being made out to be the bad person.
Q: how many rapists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to change it, one to make a bullshit story up about how awesome the whole event was, & another to, like, totally, shit on tuggers dick. and shit.
"The filmgoers were shown a slideshow of rape and sexual violence stats inside the theater on the screen before the movie started, which drew sharp laughs and boos from the audience"
This is just sad that you guys are using this as ammunition against Tucker. You are not trying to take it from the film-goers' perspective.
What would you do if all you wanted to do was see Tucker's new movie, get some gear and meet the guy and instead you were greeted with protesters outside the theater with signs about Tucker promoting rape. Then to top it all off, they have a short rape statistics video shown before the movie starts.
I would fucking boo and jeer it too, and so would you if shit like that happened to something you wanted to see as well.
TMFB
@12:30
Exactly, I was about to post similar thoughts but you said it better.
This isn't about laughing at rape, it's about laughing at the stupidity of needing disclaimers about how "hey, rape is bad, mmmkay"
"I would fucking boo and jeer it too, and so would you if shit like that happened to something you wanted to see as well."
Would you laugh?
http://kentuckysportsradio.com/?p=26220
"TuckerMax: Movie doesn't open until September 25th, so I don't expect it to do anything until then. We do a platform release on 130 screens in 90 cities, I expect it to do very well"
130 screens, ha fuckin' ha
douche
"What would you do if all you wanted to do was see Tucker's new movie, get some gear and meet the guy and instead you were greeted with protesters outside the theater with signs about Tucker promoting rape. Then to top it all off, they have a short rape statistics video shown before the movie starts."
I would probably be drunk and scouting out women to rape, so it would be funny.
I'd laugh.
Tucker Max RULES!!!!
RAEP RAEP RAEP RAEP RAEP
CN IT B FUNNAY TIEM NAOW
"And don’t worry, considering that the girl blowing me was also the x-ray tech, she was very much consenting, so I didn’t commit “x-raype.”"
LOL!!! Rape jokes are hilarious. This used to be fun. It's not fun anymore.
Yeah all you newfag Tucker haters have totally ruined Tucker hate. Learned about him this summer, pshaw. Why I recomember back in dem dere good ole days when I gots me a forwarded email thingy with the comment "This is really funny", it was dem dere charity auction story. And it warn't funny, nosirree. It were pretty darn dumb. And I said so, yessirreebob-gee-whillikers I did, I said it warn't funny. Dem were de days, yessirreebob-gee-whillikers.
Now, pardon me you younguns, I gots ta go get me some RAEP PRON offa 4chan. Ain't nothin' hotter'n RAEP PRON.
"" she was very much consenting, so I didn’t commit “x-raype.”"
LOL!!! Rape jokes are hilarious. This used to be fun. It's not fun anymore."
So now it's taboo for Tucker to make a pun about the situation he was just in? That's what most people try to do, they make jokes to move on. Of course, I'm sure he was desperately worried about your opinion on the matter.
We need more discussion about the lying, cracked out, pathetic, bipolar, attention-hungry psychotic slut that is Erin Leigh Tyler (the Bunny).
GO TO IT, PEOPLE!!!
Yeah, jokes don't make light of things. What was I thinking. More rape jokes, please!
We need more discussion about the lying, cracked out, pathetic, bipolar, attention-hungry psychotic slut that is Erin Leigh Tyler (the Bunny).
GO TO IT, PEOPLE!!!
This is a repeat story and totally made up. Nice try, McBeefsmoker.
NNG you are such a fool. You seriously think Tucker is poking fun at actual rape? He's fucking joking about the protesters and the whole situation he was just in. You bias has put huge blinders over your eyes so that you can only see the very worst in Tucker Max.
I'm not saying the guy is a saint, but holy shit you love blowing things out of proportion.
You should work for the Associated Press
anon @ 1:16--
EPIC FAIL
"You know the really bad thing. Is women that ho themselves out much like Keri Lynn or accept Tucker Max behavior are the ones bringing women down."
***************
Why be so mean?
Why the hate on Keri Lynn and the other actress who hasn't even made an appearance on the tour? The casual sexism of some of the haterz here is lame. Isn't this sort of hateful writing about women just one of the reasons why Tucker is a douchebag?
Like most of the world, she probably had no idea who Tucker was before auditioning. And from the script and the trailer, she is the one character who actually sees through Tucker.
Isn't it possible that Keri Lynn is on this tour because she's contractually obligated to do press/promotion for the movie?
The fact that she's at a couple screenings, doesn't mean that she likes Tucker (she reportedly does not). If she knows about his response to the protesters, she's no doubt mortified that he's using her name to further his stupid arguments. Quite possibly she's unaware that he's using her name at all. Is it likely that she's reading his "production blog" since she lived the experience personally? Not really.
baloney
REPEAT STORY. MADE UP. MAC BIF SMOKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.collegian.psu.edu/venues/2009/08/27/maxed_out.aspx
http://media.www.dailygamecock.com/media/storage/paper247/news/2009/08/27/TheMix/Tucker.Max.Ready.For.Movie.Book.Sequel.After.Success-3757751.shtml
http://www.collegiatetimes.com/stories/14057
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,543525,00.html??test=faces
http://www.technicianonline.com/news/q-a-with-tucker-max-1.1822501
http://www.technicianonline.com/news/premiere-brings-protest-praise-1.1822439
http://news.google.com/news/more?um=1&ned=us&cf=all&ncl=dHWGOoNt3RqIOlMqra6b-ADn51vxM
@1:16
LOL
You're a fool. Now run back to Tucker, and beg him to efellate you.
@1:20PM
That is simply not the case. She came to the NC State screening because of the protesters because having a bunch of guys there to refute their claims wouldn't have come off as successful.
She even did an interview with either an internet, or student newspaper down there that I saw today and all the questions were about the "rape culture" shit.
Know what you are talking about before you make vague statements of fact please.
TMFB
@1:16 PM
So are rape jokes funny, or not? Or are you arguing that it wasn't a joke about rape? What is your stance?
"Why be so mean?"
Really?
"The casual sexism of some of the haterz here is lame. Isn't this sort of hateful writing about women just one of the reasons why Tucker is a douchebag?"
I was very specific in my reasoning. It's not his writing about women in a hateful way I have issue with. It's his faux standing up for Womens rights.
It's typical Tucker BS.
"Isn't it possible that Keri Lynn is on this tour because she's contractually obligated to do press/promotion for the movie?"
Read his blog. He said that she is coming to a show specifically to defend him. That's what Tucker says, and then he also holds her up as a model for womens rights.
"If she knows about his response to the protesters, she's no doubt mortified that he's using her name to further his stupid arguments. Quite possibly she's unaware that he's using her name at all. Is it likely that she's reading his "production blog" since she lived the experience personally? Not really."
Maybe. But then again, if she's coming to tour stops and she's not exactly busy (which we know she's not all that busy in Hollywood) she probably is aware of his blog and is very aware of the story.
Tucker said she was coming to his defense. Sure, he's a lying douchebag, but for now it's what there was to go on.
Everything can be funny. Raep included. Whether it is in good taste is another matter.
SURPRISE SEX PRON HAHA
NNG are you retarded?
This was the quote "yes, she consented, so it wasn't x-raype"
How do you not find the humor in this? He was just involved in a protest saying his film promotes rape, so the first chick he scored with since he makes sure to say that she consented so it wasn't rape. He tossed in a pun about x-rays for added humor.
Where exactly is he making fun of people actually being raped?
Take off the blinders my biased friend.
TMFB
btw, 1:24, nice roundup.
"http://www.collegian.psu.edu/venues/2009/08/27/maxed_out.aspx
http://media.www.dailygamecock.com/media/storage/paper247/news/2009/08/27/TheMix/Tucker.Max.Ready.For.Movie.Book.Sequel.After.Success-3757751.shtml
http://www.collegiatetimes.com/stories/14057
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,543525,00.html??test=faces
http://www.technicianonline.com/news/q-a-with-tucker-max-1.1822501
http://www.technicianonline.com/news/premiere-brings-protest-praise-1.1822439
http://news.google.com/news/more?um=1&ned=us&cf=all&ncl=dHWGOoNt3RqIOlMqra6b-ADn51vxM"
90% of college students have never even heard of Tucker Max, let alone about protests related to his movie.
We're more focused on the upcoming football seasons.
Oh...and I don't know maybe are first few weeks of school.
@1:33 PM
What blinders? I asked a question. Are you saying there are certain contexts where jokes about rape are funny? Enlighten me please. Is it funny when it's not actual rape? So fictional rape is ok? Or when I look back at fond memories of rape accusations of yesteryear? Is that funny?
Please let me know. I'm totally in the dark here.
Jesus Christ NNG, once you get your teeth into something, you won't let go regardless of the facts.
I hate Tucker Max just as much as anyone else here. You are losing favor on this board.
"I hate Tucker Max just as much as anyone else here. You are losing favor on this board."
Lol. Ok. That was funny.
Oh no! Don't let me lose favour! Please! Spare me my rep points! Don't IP ban me! Pretty please? :(
Ok No Nickname Guy, I will try to spell it out for you. I will go really really slow so you can understand it.
Tucker Max does not think rape is funny.
He has never promoted or even casually joked about raping chicks.
What he did with the x-raype statement, was poke fun at the protesters who said that he promotes rape.
Would it have been as insulting to you personally if he had instead said "and yes she consented so it wasn't rape".
Was inserting the "x-raype" that offensive to you?
I have some advice. Go to a psychiatrist, tell him why you think Tucker Max is supportive of rape, collect your valium that he prescribes you, and take a couple.
TMFB
@1:57 PM
Yay! Baseless personal attacks!
I didn't say Tucker was supportive of rape. I said it was a joke about rape. Isn't Tucker's whole deal that these protesters cheapen what rape is? Don't jokes do the same? Everyone can Lol enthusiastically at the awesome reference to a rape accusation?
I don't get that. You can laugh at whatever you want. I still think it's pretty awful.
"I have some advice. Go to a psychiatrist, tell him why you think Tucker Max is supportive of rape, collect your valium that he prescribes you, and take a couple."
Are you still here? Go away...
Good God you fucking niggers need to leave so I can have this board to myself.
"Good God you fucking niggers need to leave so I can have this board to myself."
You'll have to fight us for it, TDG!
Ugh, trolls, stinky trolls.
That being said,
377 to go!!!
29 days out...
That's only 13 posts per day average. We got this... Looked bleak for a bit, but we got this...
NNG, that's not really TDG...
Once in a while, racist Tucker trolls hijack his namesake for their efforts.
I didn’t even know that x-ray video existed until yesterday. This is so awesome.
So in addition to inventing a new literary genre, Fratire, I think I may be the inventor of a new fetish: Skeleton Porn.
At the very least, it gives new meaning to the term “skull fucking.”
There are too many boning jokes to even make here.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Yes, totally new, original innovative, revolutionary.
http://www.newscientist.com/articlevideo/dn17662/34860226001-human-sex-from-the-inside-out.html
So first my rep points are lowered, and now I can't fight with fake TGD? That's seriously uncool.
how the fuck does THIS count as sold out?
http://www.flickr.com/photos/rudiusmedia/3861451062/in/set-72157622155977558/
NNG, for what it's worth, I heart you and give you free reign to do whatever the hell you want to entertain me. Wink.
There were more protesters than there were people going to see Tucker's shitty movie.
Someone pirate this shit already so I can move on with my life.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/rudiusmedia/3861451062/in/set-72157622155977558/
That's the Q&A session you dumb fucking Nigger. That happens after the movie.
People like you are the reason I'm pro-choice.
I love this place, trolls and all. (Minus TMFB, who's about as smart as your average TMMB user.)
Ok, I was there last night. It wasn't that big of a deal as Fox News has been proclaiming.
The protesters weren't annoying, they just stood there with signs and passed out pamphlets that most people simply threw away.
I had very low expectations for his movie after spending the past couple months here but honestly, it was pretty good. Maybe it was the low expectations, I don't know. I found myself getting angry that I was laughing at first, and eventually I just gave up and enjoyed the film.
I still hate Tucker Max, but his movie is pretty good.
Top 5 reasons why the Holocaust didn't happen:
1-The post WW2 books written by the wartime leaders Churchill, Eisenhower, and DeGaule never mentioned any gas being used or any planned, systematic extermination of anyone.
2-In Eli Weisel's book titled 'Night' he doesn't mention gas being used and when the choice came that he would retreat with the Germans or stay and be under the Soviet umbrella he chose to retreat with the Germans.
3-if there would have been millions of people murdered then there would have been tons of human remains buried somewhere and it would be way too much to hide for very long. No tons of human remains were ever found. And if they would have been cremated then there would have been tons of ashes and no ashes were ever found.
4-Auswitcz was a place where synthentic rubber was being produced and U.S. intelligence was focused on Auswitcz for that reason. No U.S. intelligence reports ever gave any indication of gassing or mass extermination.
5-Jews took a census of their people before WW2 and after and in order for there to have been 6 million people killed each and every jewish female on this planet would have to given birth to something like 13 children and that never happened.
So, no one could find the time to stay for the Q&A? That's your argument about the empty seats?
BULLSHIT.
Consider this:
So far, there have been a grand total of 2 articles about the tour: 1 about him fucking in the end zone (that was more of a blog, though); one about the protesters. There have been 0 articles about the movie itself.
Bottom line -- the protesters have a better PR department than tucker and his $6 million budget.
There were more protesters outside the student run theater than inside to see the movie.
The bums did indeed lose, except they were inside asking Tucker dumb questions.
"So, no one could find the time to stay for the Q&A? That's your argument about the empty seats?
BULLSHIT."
How fucking dense are you?
I was there. It was packed. Lots of people left for the Q&A.
You forget that a lot of people have to drive a long way to get there since there are only 30 total showings for the tour, and this shit is doing down in the middle of the week.
I swear to God you guys have never heard of logic.
anyone remember that tucker once said he gets girls to consent on film before they have sex? he wrote it either in his message board or in a story. he claims he turns on a camera, says 'do you consent to sex with me' and then shuts it off after they say yes. obviously this is a lie, like everything else, but what would compel him to do this? OH I DONT KNOW, HE RAPE A GIRL, SHE HAD REMORSE, CALLED IT SUPER RAPE, AND NOW HE FEARS BEING CALLED A RAPIST AGAIN.
have a fucking brain, doucebags. this one hit close to him BECAUSE HE IS A RAPIST
@3:29, you are a dumbass
I went to UNC. I lived in Wilmington. I commuted back and forth after graduation. MANY times.
NCSU is closer to Wilmington than UNC. I know the drive times.
I can tell you, without question, there's no fucking way in hell I'd drive to Raleigh for a movie and leave immediately afterward with the difference in driving time only being an hour for a Q & A.
Not even talking bout after I grad and moved to the beach, talking about while I was at UNC. You heard me, I still wouldn't have driven to a movie in Raleigh and left with the excuse of a drive home.
That's like driving to a big concert and leaving before the encore so you can get to bed. That doesn't happen because most of the time, if you are willing to put out the effort to get there, you are going to stick around until it's over. I'd bet that the correlation runs so that the farther the travel, the more likely you are to stick around until the end because you have invested so much in the process.
So, either the audience was full of individuals with bedtimes, which I don't doubt or you are full of shit.
Are you FDG? I hope not because I kind of liked him and you seem like a douche.
"have a fucking brain, doucebags. this one hit close to him BECAUSE HE IS A RAPIST"
i believe otto prefers the term 'rapey' as in,
'hi, i'm otto and i'm like, a bit rapey and fratey, and shit.'
@ 3:47
everyone on this thread that is either positive towards tugger, or bigoted, or both is a troll; and not a very good one at that.
on topic,
How much of a lying, fat, tiny handed douche do you have to be to not even fill a 200 seater theater? I've seen street buskers get bigger crowds than that.
LOL
God this site is full of incompetent fucking niggers
If you google "rapey fratty"
You get 299 links
All linking to discussions on
Tucker Max
True Story
http://www.google.com/#hl=en&q=%22rapey+fratty%22&aq=f&aqi=&oq=&fp=5fd42ee1c422ad25
Ok, I will settle this once and for all.
I was bored last night and I decided to go see his movie to see what all the fuss was about. I figured I could be one of those people who get in for free because there's no way in hell I'd give Tucker Max any of my money.
I got there about half an hour before it was supposed to start and some fratty douche was holding a clipboard and asked me to put my name on the waiting list.
I didn't get in. It sold out and the theater was full.
So I just hung out with the protesters for a while before going home. They were pretty nice people.
The theater was at about 80% capacity. There were more protesters outside then people who went to the movie.
Sorry, those are the facts.
@4:14. I don't buy it but good try, there's no way in hell it sold out because Tucker pulled all of the tickets himself so he could report to the local press that it WAS sold out so they couldn't get inside to have any actual information for their stories b/c then, the world would see that he really is rapey fratty... so he had to say, "sold out" to keep the controversy from being legit...
ok, i made all of that up, i don't know that for fact, but that's how i THINK it happened, so that's all that matters
I would decline suprise sex with Miz Erin.
I find it amusing that this comment section of a long dormant blogger site is getting more action then Tucker's own board.
We're attracting more and more RMMB members because, lets face facts, his board is dying.
Tucker might have haterz, but we have the haterz of the haterz (or HotH).
Somebody should contact some sponsers, I bet we can sell more faux absinthe than TMMB too.
For the record, I dont hate Keri Lynn Pratt, in fact I tip her 20% when she serves me my Grand Slam Breakfast in Los Feliz.
Would you decline surprise sex with Miz Keri?
She is, after all, a bit of a Pratt.
"I swear to God you guys have never heard of logic."
I hate when idiotic pseudo-intellectuals misuse the word "logic." Trust me, I could dance little logic circles around you.
pseudo intellectuals?
more than 1/2 this board is people pretending to be smarter than they are.
It's not hard to poke fun at the guy writing poop stories. Gimme a break, this board has gone to shit real fast.
I have been here a long time but it's just getting worse and worse.
I for one have never thought I was better than anyone else, but that doesn't appear to be the case on this board anymore.
I am done with this shit.
Wow, she's older than I am and still doesn't have a career...
Maybe she's going for the Meryl Streep thing and wants to wait 20-30 years before setting the tone of her talent.
@4:46, clearly, you haven't been here very long, because if you had, you'd have seen the cycles of idiocy that pick up and drop off as tucker trolls visit us to dilute the real news cycles
are you one of them 4:46??
hmm?
"I for one have never thought I was better than anyone else, but that doesn't appear to be the case on this board anymore."
I for one have ALWAYS known I was better than nearly EVERYONE on this board. Because I'm just that great. And cool. And smart. And awesome. And smooth. And suave. And snappy. And I can't think of any more words.
Hungry hungry hippos, yo!
Personally I have no problem with a few random people from TMMB coming over here to try and cause havoc. They can say whatever they want, it just means they aren't out in society plotting to rape somebody like the rest of Tucker's fans.
@1:10, Bunny, dear, breakdown much?
1. no one said you lied, in fact, a few people defended you saying that you shouldn't have to lie about what Tucker has done to you
2. cracked out? again, no one accused you of using crack
3. pathetic, well, probably someone did say and/or imply this because it is honestly pathetic anytime a woman with solid social/family support chooses a piece of shit man over those resources
4. bipolar? i don't know but i think that the called you personality disordered, not bipolar
5. attention-hungry, yeah, i saw attention whore written at least 3 different ways yesterday and i second that observation, an example, you posting this message 10 times on the board today
6. psychotic? i don't know that anyone but Bunny herself has ever called her psychotic, she's the one who talks about seeing/hearing things when she gets stressed out
7. slut? i didn't see anyone here write that, i saw someone say prostitute but that was more of a metaphorical usage, i think
8. your full name? aren't you afraid of identity thieves? free credit report dot com, tell your blah blah blah tell your mom
Sorry, though, that we couldn't meet your demand to berate and belittle you but truthfully, not many people here know and/or care about you because they were never even around when you were relevant to tucker's life
as a guy, I can say that I don't really WANT to pay attention to ex's that hang on to me years after a relationship and I'd imagine that's pretty off putting to most of the other guys here have had similar experiences
it's just a turn off for us but that doesn't mean we want anything bad to happen to you or be said about you, just calm down, call Tucker, he'll defuse the crisis and it will be ok
This place has gotten 300 posts since yesterday.
Tucker got barely 30 responses to his rapey fratey response to NCState "controversy".
By all means, come here and help us to drive traffic down on Tucker's site.
Yeah you heard me, all of Tucker's fans are nigger rapists
I recommend all single American guys marry Ukrainian girls. Best women in the world! Blonde and thin and hot and love sex! No feminist bullshit!
"How fucking dense are you?
I was there. It was packed. Lots of people left for the Q&A.
You forget that a lot of people have to drive a long way to get there since there are only 30 total showings for the tour, and this shit is doing down in the middle of the week.
I swear to God you guys have never heard of logic."
Shut the fuck up. And stop trying to sound smart.
The Kamakazi (noun)
It's pretty much the exact same as road head, EXCEPT the chick sucks you off while she's driving. It's quite an exciting experience.
For some reason, the insurance company didn't reimburse me because I had been receiving a kamakazi at the time.
Man,
I remember when the TMMB could actually pull off a solid raid on a website. Those were the days when the TMMB was spontaneous yet completely intelligent. We had people on the board who knew how to hide their identity for days on end and make fun of an entire board without them catching on.
Anybody remember the raid on www.enotalone.com or whatever? That was brilliant. They ended up shutting that board down and banning almost all the users after we got done with them.
None of those people who made those raids great are on TMMB anymore. They've been replaced by this lot of morons who can't even fake it for more than 2 sentences in their first post.
RED TALON WING, ATTACK!!!
People grow up. It's that simple. Except for Peter Pan... of course. So, I started there in Jan 2003 when I was 6 years younger. I got older, and older, and older and I realized... fuck, this isn't even the best way to WASTE time. I moved on... many others had the same realization.
We need sections like on the RMMB.
Tech help thread.
What's in Smarties? This is the first of them that I've had in a decade and GD they are delicious.
Ingredients:
Dextrose, Citric Acid, Calcium Stearate, Artifical Flavors and Colors (Red 40 Lake, Yellow 5 Lake, Blue 2 Lake, Yellow 6 Lake)
Smarties Main Ingredient:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EU2W-C8Mo30
Propaganda spouting idiots.
Tucker's trailer, compared with other trailers hosted on Youtube, is in the top 5 in official view count.
Don't believe me?
Tucker's stands at about 230k.
Here are the others, send only to Alice in Wonderland
http://www.youtube.com/trailers?s=trp
Knobgazer (noun)
The type of guy you all fear. He's the creepy mother fucker who's awkwardly looking around at the people next to him when standing at a urinal in a public bathroom.
When the cops asked me why I kicked the guys ass, they understood when I told them he was a knobgazer
We need more discussion about the lying, cracked out, pathetic, bipolar, attention-hungry psychotic slut that is Erin Leigh Tyler (the Bunny).
GO TO IT, PEOPLE!!!
We need more discussion about the lying, cracked out, pathetic, bipolar, attention-hungry psychotic slut that is Erin Leigh Tyler (the Bunny).
GO TO IT, PEOPLE!!!
Well I guess I'm trying to be
Nonchalant about it
And I'm going to extremes to prove
I'm fine without you
But in reality I'm slowly losing my mind
Underneath a disguise of a smile
Gradually I'm dying inside
Friends ask me how I feel
And I lie convincingly
Cause I don't want to reveal
The fact that I'm suffering
So I wear my disguise
Till I go home at night
And turn down all the lights
And then I break down and cry
-Bunny via Mariah Carey
We need more discussion about the lying, cracked out, pathetic, bipolar, attention-hungry psychotic slut that is Erin Leigh Tyler (the Bunny).
GO TO IT, PEOPLE!!!
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people bragging about 300 posts in 36 hours when over half of them are this shit repeated over and over again
Yeah I'd have more posts than RMMB too if I did that on a blank microsoft word document.
Whoever that was who was here that used to be friends with Erin, someone seriously check on her, ok?
I'm not even joking, if that is her posting that over and over, she's melting down. So, I mean, I hope that's NOT her but if it is, she needs help, NOW.
Didn't Tucker just chastise his board for making fun of people from the flickr photos LAST WEEK?
So why, tonight, is he encouraging them to do it as a "caption contest"?
Consistency fail.
Anyone surprised at this point?
5:50
Wow, you are obviously the one posting it over and over. You can't even wait one full minute before trying to put the blame on Bunny.
Epic fail.
We need more discussion about the lying, cracked out, pathetic, bipolar, attention-hungry psychotic slut that is Erin Leigh Tyler (the Bunny).
GO TO IT, PEOPLE!!!
It was a Friday night. I walked into my friend Gigi’s apartment, and dropped my bag in her foyer. As I had been drinking quite heavily, it landed hard, something probably breaking within its confines. I sat down on the wood planks in Gigi’s foyer and got to work pulling my snake skin boots off one by one. My pigtails kept flopping into my eyes. In Gigi’s living room I could see the flickering of a television set and light from the bulbs of her Christmas tree. The TV made no noise, but I could hear moaning. It was my boyfriend’s moaning.
Now curious, I stood up and padded into the living room, and there, on Gigi’s couch was my boyfriend getting a blowjob from a topless girl.
The girl looked up. She kept her hand on his dick, probably from the shock of being caught, but her mouth came loose and stayed open in an “O” shape. Her eyes were wide and remorseful. She tried talking, “I, uh… Oh my god…”
I was in shock too. I put my hands on my hips, and rocked from one socked foot to the other. I angrily pulled a pig tail behind my shoulder and said, “What the hell do you think you’re doing?!”
She took her hands off Tucker's dick and sat back on her feet. Her face was the color of a parking ticket.
Again I asked her, “What the hell do you think you’re doing?”
Hot Tits: “I’m… I’m so sorry!”
Bunny: "Well you should be."
Hot Tits: "I... uh..."
Bunny: “You can’t use your teeth like that.”
Hot Tits: “Wha..?”
Bunny: “Here, let me show you. I’ll let you lick his balls if you’re a good girl.”
Hot Tits was relieved that I wasn't angry. She crawled backwards to let me in, and I knelt between Tucker’s legs and began sucking, stopping every so often to give lessons to Hot Tits on teeth coverage, tongue use, hand positions etc. Tucker, being somewhat inured to this kind of thing, picked up a video game controller and began playing Mario Kart, laughing and saying immature things like, “Gigi, there’s room for one more down there,” and “Some guys call this momentous, I call it Friday.” Gigi sat down next to him on the couch with a bowl of popcorn, rolling her eyes and watching Hot Tits give head. She was topless too. In between bites of popcorn, she would encourage Hot Tits’ progress.
[Now would be a good time to provide a description of Hot Tits’ and Gigi’s appearances, though it’s always a good time to think about Hot Tits and Gigi naked. Gigi is over six feet tall, beautiful, blonde, lithe, and has the most gorgeous breasts I’ve ever laid hands on. They defy gravity, honestly. Hot Tits is brunette, also beautiful, muscular, smooth and has the greatest ass I’ve ever laid hands on. Again with the defiance of gravity thing. The two of them could take on and vanquish anyone in a quarter-bouncing competition. Tits! Ass! Ping! Ping!]
While giving Hot Tits Oral Sex instruction, it occurred to me that her tits were, indeed, very hot. I decided to grab them and lick her back while she was giving head. A minute into this, it occurred to me that we were omitting 50% of the Oral Sex subject. It also occurred to me that Tucker was being a spoiled asshole with the Mario Kart, and wasn’t concentrating anyway, so I took Hot Tits to Gigi’s bedroom to instruct her further.
Gigi’s bedroom was the color of the inside of a blood orange. Her bed was big and soft, and her sheets were red satin. Once Hot Tits and I were fully naked, the scene was alarmingly porn-like. All that was missing were lubricants and platform shoes, and I suspected Gigi had supplies like that hidden somewhere. I considered going to look for them, but was distracted by Hot Tits, who needed no further instruction in the other half of the discipline. In fact, she could have taught me a thing or two.
As I am quite sensitive and easily provoked, I came several times. As I am self absorbed, I did so loudly, which prompted Gigi and Tucker to join us in the Blood Orange room. Gigi came in first and dropped her skirt, and Tucker quickly followed her, smacking her ass and acting like nothing was out of the usual though his penis was achingly erect.
Four naked people in a bed seems like an awkward arrangement. It’s not, really. It’s almost like communism, if communism actually worked. Everyone is working toward a common goal, and that goal is getting off; thus, if everyone does their part, they get paid in orgasm. Where there is need, there are hands, fingers, tongues or a penis to meet it. So in group sex, everyone wins. It's egalitarian!
Or so I had thought, up to that night.
I can’t remember particular positions, who was where, what was inside what, etc. It was more like an erotic pile of limbs, a sex beast with skin full of blood, parts of it purple and wet. We were like pieces of a puzzle that were hell bent on getting put into place, whether we fit together or not.
I do remember where I was when Hot Tits was about to climax, as Tucker and I were fucking over her. I could see the lower half of her torso convulse as Gigi worked on her. She was moaning loudly below us. She picked her head up and said, “More fingers.” Gigi shrugged and obliged.
The extra fingers made Hot Tits almost wail with pleasure. Her hips were rotating into the bed, thighs clenching in direct proportion to the amount of fingers Gigi had inside of her. She yelped “More!” Gigi shrugged again, and added more fingers. Hot Tits squeezed her own breasts with alarming ferocity and yelled “Harder!”
As I was being fucked, and I like being fucked, I decided to pay attention to this and not the escalating finger situation. This proved difficult, as Hot Tits kept yelling “More fingers!” or “Harder!”
When Gigi’s whole hand disappeared into her body, even Tucker stopped and giggled. We were amazed. It was as if Hot Tits was a magician in ‘backward land,’ putting that big suitcase INTO her jacket, instead of pulling it out. It didn’t seem possible, this trick. I had been in there not twenty minutes prior, and it wasn’t that big a space.
Hot Tits’ screaming got noticeably louder. This turned our amazement back into horniness. We kept fucking, and Gigi kept plowing away. Hot Tits wanted it harder and harder, and Gigi kept obliging. Soon she was literally punching this girl at full force, her hand swallowed whole, up to the wrist. The force of Gigi’s punches must have been considerable; she was a Division One athlete in college. It looked ungodly painful, but Hot Tits loved it.
@5:52, that most def wasn't me, dumbass
and I was serious, if the bitch is melting down, someone needs to check on her, it's not blame, I actually feel sort of badly for her right now... if that's her...
The Woodpecker (noun)
When a chick is sucking on your balls, lift your dick up and start smacking her on the forehead with it as fast as you can.
Try to make it sound just like a woodpecker pecking on a tree!
I thought nothing could enhance the pleasure of Courtney suckin' my nuts, but I gave her a woodpecker and I reached a whole new plateau of awesomeness!
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