Tucker clearly is effeminate, and he does seem to overcompensate for a lot of his issues, but I don't think he's a homosexual. I can understand if it's clearly your observation that he is gay, but if you're calling him one as an insult, I think you're missing the point.
Tucker isn't what he says he is on a lot of levels. I've played basketball against him, so I kind of know him. He states that he was an awesome hoops player. I truly disagree. He does have some skills, but none of them translate well into a game. He's usually among the third or forth tier players who get picked in our pickup games. It's funny watching him make this claim over and over, because he's overstating his level of achievement yet again, and I find that just to be a symptom of his malaise.
I've gone out with him twice after games. He's affable enough, but he's a joke after 3 or 4 beers. He's 30 years old and he still counts how many drinks he has, he refers to himself in the 3rd person and is obviously a bullshit artist. I can't stand people who put on a front, and Tucker is doing it to the nth degree. Some people might think this is cool, but in polite circles, he's just another big mouthed asshole. Over the course of the evening he kept bringing up the fact that he has a NY Times best seller. It kind of got old, but I did go out and buy his book to read it.
I wasn't impressed. I think his level of writing is slightly above Penthouse Letters, if only that his stories always have him as a central character. After meeting him to play hoops again, I knew the book was bullshit. He's not that quick witted in real life. I know this couldn't be the same guy who was the star of his book. In the bars in NY, Tucker didn't hook up for shit, because we weren't in his home turf, which seems to be college aged bars up above 23rd street. That's good for him, except he's 31 now, and he's becoming transparent to even then. On the 2nd night we hung out, he struck out all night, but ended up hooking up with a girl Tucker yelled at an hour earlier for being too fat. That seemed to be the level of quality he was used to.
Thursday, November 16, 2006
Here's A November 2006 Real-Life Tucker Max Story
An anonymous poster has written a real-life Tucker Max story in the comments section of the previous post, The Chicago Sun Times Exposes Tucker Max As A Douchebag. I have no way of verifying any details of this story, as it was submitted by an anonymous poster on November 14, 2006 at 12:03 PM:
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Here's a story about Tucker Max I found through facebook.com. I took the story verbatim from the facebook group but changed the names just in case:
"Girl#1 was discussing ball shaving with a nice man at a tailgate. Good start to this story;) NE ways, Tucker Max was also at the tailgate and started talking shit to Girl#1 (he obviously thought she was a hot girl who would sleep w/ him if acted like an asshole, and he was showing off in front of his buddies). Girl#1 hit him on the arm, and he said that meant Girl#1 wanted to fuck him because if she hit him in the face, then he'd know she was mad. She then dissed his elastic waistband (yes, he was wearing elastic waistband shorts, what is he, 12?), and he said "its so stupid bitch whores like you can suck my dick without any confusion." So she slapped him in the face!!!
Tucker threw his drink at her, Girl#1's friend threw her drink at Tucker with lightning fast reflexes, then he proceeded to grab Girl#1 by her hair and hit her in the face with his pathetically small hands. With a bruised face, and a bruised ego, he took his shriveled penis back to his buddies.
In Tucker Max's own words, "My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole."
Oh, and he hits girls."
This incident occured prior to the UF/USC game on Nov 11th. Tucker Max's own blog states that he was present at that game: http://www.tuckermax.com/blog.phtml
Just look under his entry for Tuesday, October 24th.
Can you let us know the name of the "group" on facebook where this story appears? Thank you.
PS: if this is true then somebody needs to kick that guy in the face.
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2216899883
the problem with posting that is now you'll get all the virginal fanboys coming on here to defend him like the sheep they are.
but seriously, i love the 30 year-old tucker going to college football games at schools he never attended, but then actually having the gall to hit up frat parties afterwards. frat parties. at 30 years old. how can you not see what a loser this guy is?
the ultimate, though, is that nobody on that facebook thing had heard of the self-proclaimed internet celebrity and youth sensation.
i keep forgetting that the only people who give a shit about max are 14 year old computer geeks.
Anon: thank you for putting up the Facebook group.
All: The story he posted was indeed taken from Facebook!
Hope Tucker's piece of shit friends like DrunkRex are proud of themselves for hanging out with a supreme cunt like Fucker Max.
I think we should take this blog a step further. How do people feel about actually setting up a message board or something? I hear some good ideas here, but it is too disorganized to really accomplish anything.
With all due respect, posting a story like this one without any attempt to verify its validity is an indictment of the efficacy of this blog.
This blog exists to expose a man who seeks to profit off of self-aggrandizing, autobiographical tales. The main contention expressed in this blog, however, is that the autobiographical nature of Tuckermax.com is undermined by the author's flair for exaggeration and inability of his fantastical exploits to withstand any reasonable degree of scrutiny.
Until this story can be independently verified, I would have to lump Cockly McBeefwell and FACEBOOKDUDE19, or whatever his name is, in the same camp as Tucker Max, for peddling tales that cannot be proven.
Anonymous (11/17/2006 2:30 AM), how am I going to personally disprove any of Tucker Max's stories? The best thing I can do is post ones that have been contributed and let people comment about them. Tucker Max posts his own b.s. at his website but he refuses to allow anyone to post negative comments about their truthfulness.
Anonymous (11/16/2006 7:34 PM), I'm not sure that a message board would be an effective as this blog at exposing Tucker Max. Do you have any suggestions regarding how to improve the organization of posts here?
hahahah if only you dorks knew the wacko who runs this site and his little history with max.
hahahah if only you dorks knew the wacko who runs this site and his little history with max.
Oh yes - the "Cockly = Cloud" allegation again.
Why don't you address the point - that TuckerFag punched a woman?
why dont you address the fact that your blog leader begged tucker max to be his friend, called him 300x in one day for weeks on end, waited like a little bitch for him for four hours in december and this blog is basically the manifestation of his rejection by max.
tucker PUNCHED a woman? OH NOEZ!!
he also DEGRADES women?! OH NOEZZZ!!
he is a meanie meanie poopy head isnt he! :(
too bad he doesn't do anything good in his life like hold charities for the military or anything remotely benevolent like that.
what a loser who does NOTHING else but punch women and write stories about it! OH NOEZ!!
So what if he does hold charities for the military? Why does that allow him to beat up women? You Tucker Max followers are getting stupider and more pathetic every day.
The story probably will never be verified, unless a bunch of basketball players who play with Tucker come on and verify the story. You know for sure that Tucker will never verify that story.
However, Tucker doesn't really "verify" his stories as well, and he's making a profit from those stories. Stories which are now looking more and more like bullshit.
JH
If Tucker's fans think this blog is too tough on him, then tough luck. It's his turn. ANybody who crafts a persona like Tucker's makes themselves a huge target. Tucker states clearly "I'm not a liar" but then gives several instances of him lying to women or people in his own books. He doesn't back up most of his stories, as the ones that one can verify have serious holes in them (no videotape, no police report).
He's not a good writer, he accidently stumbled into it. It's funny that he now fancies himself as some sort of author, because he's a complete joke in the literary world. Somebody nailed his work to a T when they said it's like Penthouse Letters with a main character to keep the stories cohesive. The fact that people are punching holes in his stories only make me think he's making up about 3/4ths of what goes on his "factual" stories.
And no offense, but if you get off from the writing of a guy who drunkenly hooks up women, you're probably gay.
Can Tucker hoop? Who cares, he certainly can't write. Oh, and if you're reply is "you're just jealous because he's such a success", that's like saying I should be jealous of the flavor of a Big Mac because it's been sold to billions and billions of people.
Tucker Max is to literature what the Big Mac is to the culinary arts.
I really like the idea of tape recording (or videotaping) Max in a bar and posting it. Come on, there's got to be someone on this blog who lives in NY.
the tucker max fans are a total joke now. there's nothing left. yeah, hitting women is no big deal. how foolish of us to think otherwise.
you'd think they'd be tired of getting verbally ass-raped time and time again, but then you realize, they're all housebound virgins.
wait, i keep forgetting he hold charity events for the miltiary. how foolish of me. all of our criticism of him are immediately invalidated. he's a brilliant writer, model of integrity and super-stud to boot because he raises like $500 for guys in iraq.
tucker seems like a grade-a jock sniffer to me. if he loves the military so much, why not enlist? they could benefit from his expertise; he knows how to set urban ambushes you know.
Tucker is a wimp who hits chicks. Enough said. Next his minions will defend O.J. Simpson.
Tucker is falling in the Alexa ratings.
http://www.alexa.com/data/details/traffic_details?url=www.tuckermax.com
His big day was him making fun of semi-retarded Michael Crook on-line, then there was a huge fall off.
His message board is redundant and dull and his new "stories" are horrible.
87% of the people visiting the site are there for the TMMB. New traffic is also WAY down.
Maybe he could stage a fight where he punches girls in the face and then fucks them in front of his teenaged fans.
tucker's message board is the most pathetic thing of all. a bunch of losers feigning an interest in economics, evolutionary biology, rap, sports gambling, the military or whatever else tucker or one of his friends happens to be into. i've never seen grown men act like teenage girls with a crush.
tucker forgot to turn his artificial traffic booster on that day.
I love it how Tucker gets a false sense of superiority over some loser like Michael Crook. Holy shit, he gets the guy on their for a "debate", then tears the guy to shreds (which isn't hard) and before the guy really has a chance to reply, Tucker bans him, as if it was some act of good.
First off, even giving Crook the time of day on your site makes you a fucking loser too. Secondly, wow, you picked on a total loser and called him a total loser ON YOUR OWN SITE THAT YOU RUN. Big fucking deal.
His site is getting weak. I was a regular there until around July when I figured out that the person in his books isn't the same as the person who Tucker really is. Tucker makes a big deal about doing "research" on people in order to give him an upper leg in an argument, well since I got to know him, here is some information about him to give those here an upper leg on him.
Tucker's mom, Lanny, sells trailer homes in KY. Don't believe me? Look her up, "Lanny Evans, Kentucky" on Google.
Tucker's dad, Dennis Max signed an agreement with his last wife that if he fooled around on her, he would have to pay her 50K per year they were married ON TOP OF EVERYTHING ELSE. Then when Dennis Max got caught fucking a hooker in Denver, he tried to null the previously agreed upon contract. Tucker's "successful" dad became an embarrassment in FL, and his restaurants took a nose dive. Dennis split with his money man, the guy who raised funds for to get him his restaurants, and now Mr. Max can't open squat in FL.
I've been out with Tucker on a number of occasions. Myself and another one of his ex fans used to remark on his awesome conquests as they are either "18, 92 or 235". Meaning most of them are 18 years old or younger, or have an IQ of below 92, or they weigh over 235 lbs. Yes he did hook up with some good looking girls, but most women laughed him off in his face. The quality of the girls he fucks is usually between "mentally unstable" to "whoa, that chick is really fucked up". Tucker thinks because a girl is hot, they are "A" game. I disagree, most of them are nothings who would 20 years ago would have been groupies for RATT or WASP.
He's a fraud, that I can tell you 1st hand.
This isn't Tucker's site, but it predates this site and parts of it are fucking hilarious.
http://tuckermaxx.blogspot.com/
It's a mock Tucker site from 2004 up until June of this year. In it the guy makes fun of Tucker in the 1st person. It's pretty funny stuff in parts, especially the first few months.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,229778,00.html
From the story: "The fact that a book like "I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell" becomes a best-seller -- it features the exploits of some guy who finds it entertaining to mistreat women -- is the reason O.J. still exists. "
Tucker's response:
"Wait...what?
I am the reason that OJ still exists?
You can draw a direct line between my book's success and OJ being in the news?
Has FOXNews lost its fucking mind?"
I'm not sure if Tucker realized the irony of that last question.
Let's see, two people assault someone else, the victim of the assault defends themself and you see it as Tucker hitting girls. Women can't have it both ways. If they are going to get physically abusive to men, they're going to have to deal with the equal rights of a punch in the face. Just because someone has a vagina doesn't give her the right to punch and slap someone for being a jerk.
But actually, I think this site is published by Tucker as a publicity stunt.
And, no, I'm not a fanboy. I just found out about his site today. His post-modern ironic stance is a bit tiresome, but there is some real humor and insight into male sexuality there.
Just in case this site is for real, the author's slam at Tucker for not using his law degree is a hoot. Like the world needs more lawyers.
There's no way that Tucker Max is the author of this blog. His ego is far too large to allow this much of a mockery of himself.
Some of the people at the TMMB actually suspect that the author of the Fox News article mentioned Tucker because he was either banned from the TMMB or is jealous of Tucker. Those TM followers get dumber every day.
Let's see, two people assault someone else, the victim of the assault defends themself and you see it as Tucker hitting girls.
Geez, you're an idiot. Tucker Max started the whole incident by insulting the chicks. Physically abusive? I'm sure both girls are outweighed by that fat slob.
To the guy who knows Tucker:
The info you've given is interesting so far. What else can you tell us about him?
I know both girls involved in the facebook story, and it is indeed true. The funniest part is that no one knew who he was when he tried to get attention from them. In all honesty he is an asshole and in a perfect world he wouldn't be allowed to live.
This site is great, and just gets better and better. But I worry that it isn't easy enough to find -- if you do a search for "Tucker Max" this blog is towards the end of the listings. More publicity!
The people at the TMMB are idiots. The journalist who wrote that news piece about O.J., Mike Straka, has been around for years and his stories usually cover cultural stupidities. I seriously doubt he gives a good shit about the TMMB and I hardly think he is jealous of an overweight douche who has no hoop skills.
I would also like to chime in and add the following:
I am 99.9999% sure that Cloud Starchaser is NOT behind this blog. Nor is it any of his alter egos.
I mean, cripes, just compare the writing style of Cloud with the writing style of Cockly. Cloud was always talking about God, and saving the universe, and becoming a superhero. There is nothing in Cockly's writing style to suggest any sort of schizo-behavior. He seems like a normal guy who has a well-founded dislike for Tucker. Anyone familiar with the Tucker/Cloud war knows that Cloud was incapable of ever acting even CLOSE to 'normal'.
Only an idiot would assume they're the same person.
I am in Penn Station right now, and something happened that is totally apicable to this thread:
I was in the borders in penn station, casually browsing, when I saw it: my book, IHTSBIH,
with NY Times Best Seller across the cover, front and center, on the front wall, next to all the great books.
I know this sounds fucking ridiculous, but for a brief fleeting moment, I WAS ENVIOUS. Of that dude on the cover--MYSELF!!!! I know, it weirded me out too.
This made me realize two things:
1. I have never really given myself credit for what I've done. I am so constantly driven to do more, and I expect so much of myself, I don't think I've ever really stopped and looked at what I have done, and internalized it. I just expect success, drive to get it, then move on to the next conquest. Its like I've been so busy makin sure that everyone else knows what I've done, I haven't even recognized it to myself. which leads to the next point...
2. All those people who hate me or envy me must go nuts every time they see that. I don't know how they can stand it. I honestly don't. if it wasn't ME on the cover, I would ahte that fucking guy. My envy of Dave Eggers was one of the driving forces to get me to start writing. It must incense my enemies to see me succeed. That's awesome. Fuck them--that's what they get for picking against me.
Jesus Christ. Did you hear that? It's the sound of a million eyes rolling in the back of a million heads.
Gee, that's funny, I was in my local book store and I found a single copy of his book tucked in the middle of a bunch of other unknown would-be "humourists" in the M sections of the comedy shelf in the back of the store.
Tucker Max actually wrote that odious paean to himself?
What a shithead. He's "successful." He writes lame-ass stories about being drunk and doing stupid shit. The guy hasn't amounted to a hill of beans. If he was my son, I'd kick him in the balls and tell him to get a real job. The lowliest student from Duke law is more of a success than he is.
Today when I left the store some guy had set up a Salvation Army donation bucket and was ringing the bell. He's more of a success than Max and doing more to make the world better than Tucker Max ever will.
What an arrogant fuck! He thinks he's Steven King or something. His book was a bunch of crap. He did apparently sell 60,00 copies of it (according to him), but what is his next gimmick going to be? This one is pretty much played out. Is he going to rehash the same stories in his new book coming out next year?
if you want a classic read, go check out tucker's review of "the game" for his bookclub (i won't even get into how fucking gay it is that he started a book club.) amongst other revelations:
1. tucker is master pick-up artist; it's kinda weird that most of the pictures of him include average (at best) looking women. you'd think he'd be out banging supermodels by the dozens.
2. tucker is a "perennial all-star" (his own words) when it comes to verbal sparring. must've been having an off day on opie & anthony. and fox news. and when he did his radio show.
Anonymous 11/21/2006 10:44 PM -
Can you provide a link for us to the review of "The Game?" I spent 30 seconds on his shitty site and couldn't find it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Tucker_Max/Archive_1
An interesting read. The logs of Wikipedia edits to Tucker's page. It's amusing to watch JlGolson(TMMB mod) and Luke (MrJake, TMMB Mod) try to claim neutrality as if they aren't biased.
Never mind the fact that Luke lives with Tucker and is on his payroll. Yeah right, neutrality. Not so easy to maintain order for the image when you can't ban people, I guess.
Has anyone read this satire about Tucker Max? It is pretty sarcastic and funny, as are the comments: http://blaggblogg.blogspot.com/2005/11/tucker-max-cliffs-notes.html
Does anybody know where we can see the MTV Sex2K video? There has to be a reason he isn't whoring it out on his site like the next coming of Jesus. And I bet that reason is that he comes off like a jackass.
Anon @ 11/21/2006 10:18 AM...
Did Tucker Max really post that on his message board? I know he's a liar and a dweeb, but I cannot believe he wrote something that lame.
I was in the borders in penn station, casually browsing, when I saw it: my book, IHTSBIH,
with NY Times Best Seller across the cover, front and center, on the front wall, next to all the great books.
I know this sounds fucking ridiculous, but for a brief fleeting moment, I WAS ENVIOUS. Of that dude on the cover--MYSELF!!!! I know, it weirded me out too.
This made me realize two things:
1. I have never really given myself credit for what I've done. I am so constantly driven to do more, and I expect so much of myself, I don't think I've ever really stopped and looked at what I have done, and internalized it. I just expect success, drive to get it, then move on to the next conquest. Its like I've been so busy makin sure that everyone else knows what I've done, I haven't even recognized it to myself. which leads to the next point...
2. All those people who hate me or envy me must go nuts every time they see that. I don't know how they can stand it. I honestly don't. if it wasn't ME on the cover, I would ahte that fucking guy. My envy of Dave Eggers was one of the driving forces to get me to start writing. It must incense my enemies to see me succeed. That's awesome. Fuck them--that's what they get for picking against me.
What amazes me is how Max is too clueless to realize that he's a parody of a small timer. What kind of a lame fuck would even pay homage to someone that emotionally damaged and needy?
apparently max has a tv deal in the works. i predict it will be on the shittiest two-bit network you can possibly imagine.
The TV deal sounds like it's in turnaround. Tucker was bragging every single day in August/September how he had BIG NEWS regarding the TV show.
3 months later, not one peep about it. Nothing. Not a word. Two reasons for that:
He's under a non-disclosure agreement, which means he might have something going on
or
The project missed it's window of opportunity and the production company has it turnaround.
From what I've heard, the production company is done dealing with him, so....
It's in turnaround
Good day I am Cloud Starchaser here with some comments. First off I notice some people seem to think the that I am the author of this blog which I am not. What purpose would I have of running this blog? My only interest in a feud with Tucker Max was in generating publicity, a purpose which is long gone and wouldn't be served by running a continuing blog.
But I think people here underestimate Max's ability. He has managed to take a bunch of stories about drinking and debauchery and used the technology of the internet to create his own cult following around them. That's pretty clever.
Now granted his stories are a lot of bullshit, mish-moshing of events, and exaggeration, but as Hitler wisely pointed out the great masses easily fall victim to lies in their need to believe in something and Max has cleverly used this truth to create his own rapid cult following who will defend his untruths with rabid zeal.
That people will defend lies with rabid zeal if they are blasted with constant propaganda that they are truth is self-evident from history: look at how many staked their lives on the idea that Christ came back from the dead. Yet much like Max's stories, this is clearly a preposterous notion that has no basis in reality yet billions around the world believe it and defend this ridiculous assertion with fanatical zeal.
You can't really judge a cult leader on the basis of truth, but only on their ability to lead ignorant cults based on outlandish lies. True Max may lie a lot, but if the great internet masses follow a lie, it is a clever business technique.
Furthermore, if you look at Max's Myspace page you'll see that tons of people worship him like some kind of God. This proves an important point that has been well known by all Messiahs: the key to getting people to worship you as a God is to make up ridiculous non-truths and outrageous exaggerations and declare that they are the absolute truth. Consider the case of Jesus: he made up such absolute horseshit and blatant lies that one is almost stunned by the ridiculous audacity yet it won him a committed following who were willing to even die in his name, all thanks to the great lies he made up all the time. All great prophets knew this trick and Max does as well which is why he has such a devoted following.
Such is a trick which is well known: that the great masses are more easily misled by a big lie than a small one for the masses cannot comprehend of concocting such big lies on their own and thus assume they must be true when declared by one who boasts a charismatic authority.
I for one have learned a valuable lesson which is that in the future I will be making up such unbelievable bullshit that you won't even believe it could possibly be true, yet it all will be true.
For example, just the other day I was out on the street when I was attacked by four muggers with machine guns, but I used a form of karate I hadn't even trained in, Wang Chin Kung Fu, and took them all down with a single roundhouse kick. This came totally instinctively and was a total surprise to me.
I suppose the unfortunate thing is that those of us who hate him continue to turn into his website occasionally just to track his inevitable self-destruction; and this is the kind of thing that gives him high traffic, and allowed him to get a book deal. He gets (supposedly) millions of hits on his website, and then he sells 60,000 copies of his book? A bit more than 5 percent of his visitors?
I'm sure that's a success by publishing industry standards, but the plain fact is that few of the visitors to his site bought his book. How many would watch a TV show or see a movie about him or whatever?
If that really is Cloud, then Tucker Max is right about one thing: Cloud is a friggin idiot.
Wang Chin Kung Fu
It is WING CHUN kung fu you blockhead.
11/24/2006 5:31 AM,
of course that's really cloud starchaser. all he does is talk and talk and make fucking videos where he talks some more and then what he does is he talks some more, then he talks and then he talks then he talks some more about how depressed he is, and then he talks some more and doesn't actually do jack shit.
not surprising he doesn't know the real name to a martial art form. all he does is fucking TALK.
http://64.233.183.104/search?q=cache:hShr7aEcRswJ:messageboard.tuckermax.com/showthread.php%3Ft%3D5341+%22neil+strauss%22+site:tuckermax.com&hl=en&gl=uk&ct=clnk&cd=5&client=firefox-a
tucker reviews the game
http://64.233.183.104/search?q=cache:hShr7aEcRswJ:messageboard.tuckermax.com/showthread.php%3Ft%3D5341+%22neil+strauss%22+site:tuckermax.com&hl=en&gl=uk&ct=clnk&cd=5&client=firefox-a
tucker reviews the game
You do of course realize that all you're doing is bringing even more attention to him correct?
Even his biggest fans wouldn't be able to fellate him as much as all the haters here have.
I actually have had the grave misfortune of dealing with TM and know first hand about his last story where he supposedly 'fucked a midget'. I assure you, this did NOT happen. I know this b/c it was MY place of residence, in MY room, I lived in a loft with NO ceilings, and yet there was not a single peep. Of the 8 people that were there (he conveniently left me out of the story b/c I talked shit back to him, and wouldn't let him fuck me) standing NEXT DOOR to the bedroom with NO ceilings in the kitchen drinking beer, not a one heard a fuckin' sound. We even propped up chairs to peep over - he was on one side, the little person on the other, not even touching. Listen, I know my bed. It woke me up when I had to rollover in the night, and it sure as hell made noise with constant giration, a la fornication. The fact that he claims to have 'hit her cervix' would have surely let out a yelp, or some indicative that something was actually happening.
After about 10-15 min. he walks out and announces, "Anyone who's ever fucked a midget, raise your hand!" I went to see where this midget had gone, to find her completely passed out, with clothing still on. So unless he raped her, he didn't fuck her. And yet he touts it as some badge of honor.
It's one thing to be intolerant of people's bullshit and call them out on it, it's a complete other thing when you come into MY house and treat me like shit when I've been a pretty respectable host. One borders on hilarity, the other on narcissism. The only reason he stayed the entire weekend was b/c he was buddies with my roomie. I subsequently stayed away that weekend, and told him to "fuck off and die" when he left.
I know I shouldn't be wasting any more time with this worthless cretin, but it's nice to know that at least, I'm not alone.
The guy who runs this site has obviously been insulted by tucker max. which means your probably a big loser. Even if his stories aren't true, fuck it, there entertaining.
You guys are just jealous of tucker max. He has funny ass stories that entertains so many people. Oh, and he happened to make a lot of money doing it. If you could be him and do what he has, you would. don't lie. He is the fucking man
Tucker Max is new york times best seller for 5 years and all you queers are bloggers. Bloggers are the lowest, most insecure people in the world and they are ruining this country with lifeless personalities and boring writing. So please everyone here- SUCK A FAT DICK AND GET A LIFE
Holy shit, you fucking geeks, you have nothing better to do than talk shit about a guy who made millions off of a book, I have read a page online, and it is funny true or not it is still funny, get a life stop being jelous of a man who made money
Sounds like Tucker has lost his sense of reality. Sex is not hard to find in bars or online, but the easier it comes the drunker the girl is and the lower her sense of self esteem. As someone who has mastered the art of erotic stories and shares them with bright women who enjoy them, I don't seem to see much in his to turn me on.
the fact that you guys care this much about exposing tucker max is ridiculous... get something better to do with your time. Fiction or non-fiction, his stories are good for a laugh and that's all that really matters.
Don't you people have jobs to go to? Maybe if you all spent more time doing that, you'd be closer to making millions of dollars like he has. Yes, I am a fan. No, I will not respond to the trolls who will have a rebuttal to this comment. Get a life.
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