tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21127102.post116370518826615254..comments2024-03-28T02:32:37.185-07:00Comments on Tucker Max Is A Douchebag: Here's A November 2006 Real-Life Tucker Max StoryCockly McBeefwellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04144263906784826431noreply@blogger.comBlogger61125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21127102.post-67749378622604916282015-06-23T20:19:46.023-07:002015-06-23T20:19:46.023-07:00Don't you people have jobs to go to? Maybe if ...Don't you people have jobs to go to? Maybe if you all spent more time doing that, you'd be closer to making millions of dollars like he has. Yes, I am a fan. No, I will not respond to the trolls who will have a rebuttal to this comment. Get a life.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21127102.post-91246060136978862002012-12-27T15:24:07.238-08:002012-12-27T15:24:07.238-08:00the fact that you guys care this much about exposi...the fact that you guys care this much about exposing tucker max is ridiculous... get something better to do with your time. Fiction or non-fiction, his stories are good for a laugh and that's all that really matters. sgnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21127102.post-34555609852113589222009-10-01T15:51:11.018-07:002009-10-01T15:51:11.018-07:00Sounds like Tucker has lost his sense of reality. ...Sounds like Tucker has lost his sense of reality. Sex is not hard to find in bars or online, but the easier it comes the drunker the girl is and the lower her sense of self esteem. As someone who has mastered the art of erotic stories and shares them with bright women who enjoy them, I don't seem to see much in his to turn me on.Ronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06812760747946262443noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21127102.post-58297658216859187302009-05-26T06:35:35.368-07:002009-05-26T06:35:35.368-07:00Holy shit, you fucking geeks, you have nothing bet...Holy shit, you fucking geeks, you have nothing better to do than talk shit about a guy who made millions off of a book, I have read a page online, and it is funny true or not it is still funny, get a life stop being jelous of a man who made moneyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21127102.post-20245325423110868302009-02-18T09:36:00.000-08:002009-02-18T09:36:00.000-08:00Tucker Max is new york times best seller for 5 yea...Tucker Max is new york times best seller for 5 years and all you queers are bloggers. Bloggers are the lowest, most insecure people in the world and they are ruining this country with lifeless personalities and boring writing. So please everyone here- SUCK A FAT DICK AND GET A LIFEAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21127102.post-248551998368435262008-12-10T16:58:00.000-08:002008-12-10T16:58:00.000-08:00You guys are just jealous of tucker max. He has fu...You guys are just jealous of tucker max. He has funny ass stories that entertains so many people. Oh, and he happened to make a lot of money doing it. If you could be him and do what he has, you would. don't lie. He is the fucking manAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21127102.post-39571769605755329852007-10-16T20:07:00.000-07:002007-10-16T20:07:00.000-07:00The guy who runs this site has obviously been insu...The guy who runs this site has obviously been insulted by tucker max. which means your probably a big loser. Even if his stories aren't true, fuck it, there entertaining.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21127102.post-1167205126782234172006-12-26T23:38:00.000-08:002006-12-26T23:38:00.000-08:00I actually have had the grave misfortune of dealin...I actually have had the grave misfortune of dealing with TM and know first hand about his last story where he supposedly 'fucked a midget'. I assure you, this did NOT happen. I know this b/c it was MY place of residence, in MY room, I lived in a loft with NO ceilings, and yet there was not a single peep. Of the 8 people that were there (he conveniently left me out of the story b/c I talked shit back to him, and wouldn't let him fuck me) standing NEXT DOOR to the bedroom with NO ceilings in the kitchen drinking beer, not a <B>one</B> heard a fuckin' sound. We even propped up chairs to peep over - he was on one side, the little person on the other, not even touching. Listen, I know my bed. It woke me up when I had to rollover in the night, and it sure as hell made noise with constant giration, a la fornication. The fact that he claims to have 'hit her cervix' would have surely let out a yelp, or some indicative that something was actually happening. <BR/><BR/>After about 10-15 min. he walks out and announces, "Anyone who's ever fucked a midget, raise your hand!" I went to see where this midget had gone, to find her completely passed out, with clothing still on. So unless he raped her, he didn't fuck her. And yet he touts it as some badge of honor. <BR/><BR/>It's one thing to be intolerant of people's bullshit and call them out on it, it's a complete other thing when you come into MY house and treat me like shit when I've been a pretty respectable host. One borders on hilarity, the other on narcissism. The only reason he stayed the entire weekend was b/c he was buddies with my roomie. I subsequently stayed away that weekend, and told him to "fuck off and die" when he left. <BR/><BR/>I know I shouldn't be wasting any more time with this worthless cretin, but it's nice to know that at least, I'm not alone.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21127102.post-1165365310324457062006-12-05T16:35:00.000-08:002006-12-05T16:35:00.000-08:00You do of course realize that all you're doing is ...You do of course realize that all you're doing is bringing even more attention to him correct? <BR/>Even his biggest fans wouldn't be able to fellate him as much as all the haters here have.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21127102.post-1164933463112793012006-11-30T16:37:00.001-08:002006-11-30T16:37:00.001-08:00http://64.233.183.104/search?q=cache:hShr7aEcRswJ:...http://64.233.183.104/search?q=cache:hShr7aEcRswJ:messageboard.tuckermax.com/showthread.php%3Ft%3D5341+%22neil+strauss%22+site:tuckermax.com&hl=en&gl=uk&ct=clnk&cd=5&client=firefox-a<BR/><BR/>tucker reviews the gameAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21127102.post-1164933461651444892006-11-30T16:37:00.000-08:002006-11-30T16:37:00.000-08:00http://64.233.183.104/search?q=cache:hShr7aEcRswJ:...http://64.233.183.104/search?q=cache:hShr7aEcRswJ:messageboard.tuckermax.com/showthread.php%3Ft%3D5341+%22neil+strauss%22+site:tuckermax.com&hl=en&gl=uk&ct=clnk&cd=5&client=firefox-a<BR/><BR/>tucker reviews the gameAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21127102.post-1164386749859945882006-11-24T08:45:00.000-08:002006-11-24T08:45:00.000-08:0011/24/2006 5:31 AM,of course that's really cloud s...11/24/2006 5:31 AM,<BR/><BR/>of course that's really cloud starchaser. all he does is talk and talk and make fucking videos where he talks some more and then what he does is he talks some more, then he talks and then he talks then he talks some more about how depressed he is, and then he talks some more and doesn't actually do jack shit.<BR/><BR/>not surprising he doesn't know the real name to a martial art form. all he does is fucking TALK.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21127102.post-1164375105717454912006-11-24T05:31:00.000-08:002006-11-24T05:31:00.000-08:00If that really is Cloud, then Tucker Max is right ...If that really is Cloud, then Tucker Max is right about one thing: Cloud is a friggin idiot.<BR/><BR/><I>Wang Chin Kung Fu</I><BR/><BR/>It is WING CHUN kung fu you blockhead.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21127102.post-1164274191177083532006-11-23T01:29:00.000-08:002006-11-23T01:29:00.000-08:00I suppose the unfortunate thing is that those of u...I suppose the unfortunate thing is that those of us who hate him continue to turn into his website occasionally just to track his inevitable self-destruction; and this is the kind of thing that gives him high traffic, and allowed him to get a book deal. He gets (supposedly) millions of hits on his website, and then he sells 60,000 copies of his book? A bit more than 5 percent of his visitors? <BR/><BR/>I'm sure that's a success by publishing industry standards, but the plain fact is that few of the visitors to his site bought his book. How many would watch a TV show or see a movie about him or whatever?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21127102.post-1164252535347497062006-11-22T19:28:00.000-08:002006-11-22T19:28:00.000-08:00Furthermore, if you look at Max's Myspace page you...Furthermore, if you look at Max's Myspace page you'll see that tons of people worship him like some kind of God. This proves an important point that has been well known by all Messiahs: the key to getting people to worship you as a God is to make up ridiculous non-truths and outrageous exaggerations and declare that they are the absolute truth. Consider the case of Jesus: he made up such absolute horseshit and blatant lies that one is almost stunned by the ridiculous audacity yet it won him a committed following who were willing to even die in his name, all thanks to the great lies he made up all the time. All great prophets knew this trick and Max does as well which is why he has such a devoted following.<BR/><BR/>Such is a trick which is well known: that the great masses are more easily misled by a big lie than a small one for the masses cannot comprehend of concocting such big lies on their own and thus assume they must be true when declared by one who boasts a charismatic authority.<BR/><BR/>I for one have learned a valuable lesson which is that in the future I will be making up such unbelievable bullshit that you won't even believe it could possibly be true, yet it all will be true.<BR/><BR/>For example, just the other day I was out on the street when I was attacked by four muggers with machine guns, but I used a form of karate I hadn't even trained in, Wang Chin Kung Fu, and took them all down with a single roundhouse kick. This came totally instinctively and was a total surprise to me.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21127102.post-1164252027778413862006-11-22T19:20:00.000-08:002006-11-22T19:20:00.000-08:00Good day I am Cloud Starchaser here with some comm...Good day I am Cloud Starchaser here with some comments. First off I notice some people seem to think the that I am the author of this blog which I am not. What purpose would I have of running this blog? My only interest in a feud with Tucker Max was in generating publicity, a purpose which is long gone and wouldn't be served by running a continuing blog.<BR/><BR/>But I think people here underestimate Max's ability. He has managed to take a bunch of stories about drinking and debauchery and used the technology of the internet to create his own cult following around them. That's pretty clever.<BR/><BR/>Now granted his stories are a lot of bullshit, mish-moshing of events, and exaggeration, but as Hitler wisely pointed out the great masses easily fall victim to lies in their need to believe in something and Max has cleverly used this truth to create his own rapid cult following who will defend his untruths with rabid zeal.<BR/><BR/>That people will defend lies with rabid zeal if they are blasted with constant propaganda that they are truth is self-evident from history: look at how many staked their lives on the idea that Christ came back from the dead. Yet much like Max's stories, this is clearly a preposterous notion that has no basis in reality yet billions around the world believe it and defend this ridiculous assertion with fanatical zeal.<BR/><BR/>You can't really judge a cult leader on the basis of truth, but only on their ability to lead ignorant cults based on outlandish lies. True Max may lie a lot, but if the great internet masses follow a lie, it is a clever business technique.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21127102.post-1164251075755835822006-11-22T19:04:00.000-08:002006-11-22T19:04:00.000-08:00The TV deal sounds like it's in turnaround. Tucke...The TV deal sounds like it's in turnaround. Tucker was bragging every single day in August/September how he had BIG NEWS regarding the TV show.<BR/><BR/>3 months later, not one peep about it. Nothing. Not a word. Two reasons for that:<BR/><BR/>He's under a non-disclosure agreement, which means he might have something going on<BR/><BR/>or<BR/><BR/>The project missed it's window of opportunity and the production company has it turnaround.<BR/><BR/>From what I've heard, the production company is done dealing with him, so....<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>It's in turnaroundAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21127102.post-1164240837137694402006-11-22T16:13:00.000-08:002006-11-22T16:13:00.000-08:00apparently max has a tv deal in the works. i predi...apparently max has a tv deal in the works. i predict it will be on the shittiest two-bit network you can possibly imagine.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21127102.post-1164237242957467442006-11-22T15:14:00.000-08:002006-11-22T15:14:00.000-08:00Anon @ 11/21/2006 10:18 AM...Did Tucker Max really...Anon @ 11/21/2006 10:18 AM...<BR/><BR/>Did Tucker Max really post that on his message board? I know he's a liar and a dweeb, but I cannot believe he wrote something that lame.<BR/><BR/><I><BR/>I was in the borders in penn station, casually browsing, when I saw it: my book, IHTSBIH,<BR/>with NY Times Best Seller across the cover, front and center, on the front wall, next to all the great books.<BR/><BR/>I know this sounds fucking ridiculous, but for a brief fleeting moment, I WAS ENVIOUS. Of that dude on the cover--MYSELF!!!! I know, it weirded me out too.<BR/><BR/>This made me realize two things:<BR/><BR/>1. I have never really given myself credit for what I've done. I am so constantly driven to do more, and I expect so much of myself, I don't think I've ever really stopped and looked at what I have done, and internalized it. I just expect success, drive to get it, then move on to the next conquest. Its like I've been so busy makin sure that everyone else knows what I've done, I haven't even recognized it to myself. which leads to the next point...<BR/><BR/>2. All those people who hate me or envy me must go nuts every time they see that. I don't know how they can stand it. I honestly don't. if it wasn't ME on the cover, I would ahte that fucking guy. My envy of Dave Eggers was one of the driving forces to get me to start writing. It must incense my enemies to see me succeed. That's awesome. Fuck them--that's what they get for picking against me.<BR/></I><BR/><BR/><BR/>What amazes me is how Max is too clueless to realize that he's a parody of a small timer. What kind of a lame fuck would even pay homage to someone that emotionally damaged and needy?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21127102.post-1164230029697104422006-11-22T13:13:00.000-08:002006-11-22T13:13:00.000-08:00Does anybody know where we can see the MTV Sex2K v...Does anybody know where we can see the MTV Sex2K video? There has to be a reason he isn't whoring it out on his site like the next coming of Jesus. And I bet that reason is that he comes off like a jackass.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21127102.post-1164222725346613862006-11-22T11:12:00.000-08:002006-11-22T11:12:00.000-08:00Has anyone read this satire about Tucker Max? It ...Has anyone read this satire about Tucker Max? It is pretty sarcastic and funny, as are the comments: http://blaggblogg.blogspot.com/2005/11/tucker-max-cliffs-notes.htmlAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21127102.post-1164222476418286682006-11-22T11:07:00.000-08:002006-11-22T11:07:00.000-08:00http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Tucker_Max/Archi...http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Tucker_Max/Archive_1<BR/><BR/>An interesting read. The logs of Wikipedia edits to Tucker's page. It's amusing to watch JlGolson(TMMB mod) and Luke (MrJake, TMMB Mod) try to claim neutrality as if they aren't biased.<BR/><BR/>Never mind the fact that Luke lives with Tucker and is on his payroll. Yeah right, neutrality. Not so easy to maintain order for the image when you can't ban people, I guess.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21127102.post-1164199599892977352006-11-22T04:46:00.000-08:002006-11-22T04:46:00.000-08:00Anonymous 11/21/2006 10:44 PM -Can you provide a l...Anonymous 11/21/2006 10:44 PM -<BR/><BR/>Can you provide a link for us to the review of "The Game?" I spent 30 seconds on his shitty site and couldn't find it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21127102.post-1164177863765131452006-11-21T22:44:00.000-08:002006-11-21T22:44:00.000-08:00if you want a classic read, go check out tucker's ...if you want a classic read, go check out tucker's review of "the game" for his bookclub (i won't even get into how fucking gay it is that he started a book club.) amongst other revelations:<BR/><BR/>1. tucker is master pick-up artist; it's kinda weird that most of the pictures of him include average (at best) looking women. you'd think he'd be out banging supermodels by the dozens.<BR/><BR/>2. tucker is a "perennial all-star" (his own words) when it comes to verbal sparring. must've been having an off day on opie & anthony. and fox news. and when he did his radio show.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21127102.post-1164166522764432392006-11-21T19:35:00.000-08:002006-11-21T19:35:00.000-08:00What an arrogant fuck! He thinks he's Steven King...What an arrogant fuck! He thinks he's Steven King or something. His book was a bunch of crap. He did apparently sell 60,00 copies of it (according to him), but what is his next gimmick going to be? This one is pretty much played out. Is he going to rehash the same stories in his new book coming out next year?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com