Sunday, June 25, 2006

85% Of The People Leaving Comments Here Are Morons

The majority of the people leaving comments here are apparently under the impression that everything Tucker Max writes on his website is true. They seem to think he is some kind of god who makes tons of money without really working and scores with lots of hot babes.

I have a news flash for you people - just because someone writes something and posts it on the Internet doesn't mean it is necessarily true. In real life people call blowhards on their bullshit stories. For some reason, however, the people who kiss Tucker Max's ass will believe anything he says without any proof whatsoever.

If he really is making a ton of money from his website, he should post some proof. Ask to see a copy of his tax returns. Also, if he does make a boatload of money, does he own any property? If not, it's probably because he's full of shit any is only surviving because he's a rich trust-fund kid whose parents still give him financial support at the ripe old age of 30.

And as for his claims of being a stud who gets laid all the time, look at this picture of him:
Do you honestly believe that someone who looks like that is getting lots of hot babes? There aren't too many dumpy-looking unemployed guys who score super-hot chicks. Maybe in reality he has no standards and only hooks up with 200 lb skanks. That would almost be believable. But I don't buy for even a second that he gets any above-average women.

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

I know a chick that he used to fuck last year and she is definitely not hot at all. She was probably ok five years ago, but she has a gut and her face is pretty hurt. And this was not just a casual thing either. Tucker really went out of his way to fuck this chick and spend time with her.

Anonymous said...

He did fuck Miss Vermont. Got the video to prove it. So, yeah, he's slept with at least one hot chick.

Anonymous said...

Where is this alleged video?

Anonymous said...

You are a gigantic loser. I'm sceptical about max.s writing but jesus, writing a blog dedicated to dispelling the myth or whatever? Nerd.
How can a bad picture of max really justify an entry? I mean what the hell is that? Who doesn't look bad in the odd picture? Oh yeah and do you not think being a certified New York Times bestseller would give him a little pocket money?

Cockly McBeefwell said...

Anonymous (2:22 PM), your writing makes is seem as though you want to suck off Tucker Max. Is it safe to assume that you are Crash, Kungfu Mike, or one of the other retards who kiss his ass on his website's forum? I have no doubt that he did make some money off of his book, but I certainly don't think he made a ton of money off his fluff. He'd better invest it because he's a passing fad. What will his second book be about - more fabricated drunken tales?

He's past his prime if he even had a prime. His career is on a downward trajectory. Why would anyone green-light a tv show by him? Would they do that on the basis of drunken lies on his website? He's a loser and will always be a loser. What is he going to do when he's 40? He'll be an overweight bald man hitting on 20 year olds. Do you honestly think stories about that will be interesting? Face the facts - the only reason he isn't living in a homeless shelter is because his father is wealthy. He's received a great education and received many privileges in his life and yet he's thrown them all away to be a drunk and pathetic excsue for a human being.

Anonymous said...

i am by no means a tucke worshipper, though i do find his stories amusing even if they arent 100% true, however i do believe the vermont story. the main reason is because she attempted to sue him for making her look bad, but when it is the truth you have no case. the case was eventually dismissed, even with the NY Times calling out her case, which means that it was the truth and that she had no case against him lying

Anonymous said...

Whoever wrote this crap saying Tucker could not fuck hot chicks bacause of what he looks like is a fuckin idiot who obviously has no idea what the hell he is doing when hitting on chicks. Take a look at people while your out and notice how it is not uncommon to see average or even below average looking guys with hot chicks. In fact I have a friend that would be only average looking if he lost about 40 pounds that has no job most of time is a high school dropout and lives with his mom and has no problem getting hot chicks. The reason he gets hot chicks is because of his personality and he knows what the fuck he is doing. Most of you probably have known someone like my friend before. Tucker might be full of shit and only get fat and ugly girls if that is the case it is because of how he acts not because he isn't really good looking. Putting a picture that shows he looks very average and does not dress really well does not at all indicate what kind of chicks he fucks. Looks count but are not as important as you seem to think.

Anonymous said...

I find nothing of what Max says as funny, just pretty desperate. Posting pictures of ex girlfriends?
He's just gotta get over himself. I really can't believe people are into this douche. I hate all of you. You are maybe the uncoolest people in the world...This is even under the assumption that his stories are true...he's still a pathetic loser and an even worse "writer". Fuck you losers.

Anonymous said...

I think you should all just go suck a dick. Max is definitely a liar, but his stories are funny. It's just entertainment. Why make such a big deal about it?

Anonymous said...

I think Tucker Max is full of shit. ive had a lot of wild sex stories myself, but dont remember words that were said or even who was around. glad he is good at writing, cuz he sucks at telling the truth. People are fucking retarded for thinkin this guy is king dingaling.

longtermtourist said...

"I have a news flash for you people - just because someone writes something and posts it on the Internet doesn't mean it is necessarily true"

It doesn't need to be true. It's funny. Comedians often use hyperbole. If you don't find it funny, don't read it.

longtermtourist said...

"Do you honestly believe that someone who looks like that is getting lots of hot babes? There aren't too many dumpy-looking unemployed guys who score super-hot chicks."

In case you haven't figured this out yet, most women are much more impressed with attitude/how you carry yourself than they are with a guy's looks.

Also, Tucker has figured out that all women, even the hottest ones, deep down have MAJOR insecurity issues, which can be used against them (if you are into that sort of thing).

Anonymous said...

I am considered above average in the looks dept. When I was younger,and stupid, I dated a few “Tucker Max” type of guys. I would consider them to be as good looking as Tucker on the rating scale. FUNNY ENOUGH!!! They got sooooo many smoking hot chicks! Models, Actresses, you name it. Not just girls who say they are- real ones. Young girls are attracted to the “Tucker asshole personality” No explanation- they just are! So enough about how he couldn’t possibly get numerous girls based upon his looks.

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't be surprised if he somehow got Ms. Vermont to sue him for the publicity. Now he's got all you suckers saying, "OH BUT I BELIEVE THE MISS VERMONT STORY CUZ SHE SUED HIM."

intentional-chaos said...

Everyone hating on here is an idiot who is incapable of cognitive thought. If you could all use your brains, you would see that the few people sticking up for Max are actually making valid points. As pointed out before, Tucker Max is a writer like any other, and is going to exaggerate to some degree. And to whichever idiot thinks the Vermont story isn't true, the court proceedings are posted on his website verbatim, check it out. I won't deny that I think Tucker Max is a douchebag who gets innapropriately drunk and does ridiculous things, however, neither does he. He openly admits this at the beginning of all of his books and his website homepage. You were given fair warning, and you chose not to heed it, so stop bitching about the ridiculously stupid details of someone else's life and move on with your own. Oh, and in conclusion, Tucker Max is not only hilarious, but an excellent comedic writer who never fails to entertain.

Anonymous said...

Does anyone use the internet other than a place to bitch and complain about others, the shit they do and the shit they don't. I'll bet you've never seen a girl naked have you??? Jesus, put down the hot pockets and jolt cola, turn off world of warcraft, get your fat ass out of your mothers basement. Go out and get some pussy. Then maybe you wont be such a whiny bitch and you'll try to live your own life instead making it all about bashing someone else