I periodically check out the Amazon.com product page for Tucker Max's fictional "book," I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell, to get a good chuckle out of reading the bad reviews. To be perfectly honest, I would bet that about 75% of the reviews for the book are fake reviews submitted either by Max's mindless followers or by people who think he's an incredible dickhead. Unfortunately, Amazon.com has been deleting some of the reviews. As far as I can tell, however, only negative reviews are being deleted. I know that negative reviews have been deleted because I did a search for all 1-star reviews a month ago and I know that there were more 1-star reviews last month than there are right now.
I don't know if Max is the culprit, but based on what I heard about his deletions of any comments criticla to him posted on his own website, I think it's safe to attribute the deletions to him. What a jackass! His ego is so fragile that he has to wipe out any negative opinions about him as soon as he possibly can.
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Do you, like, have a life? You call Tucker Max pathetic, and yet you spend time writing these fucking long essays about how much he sucks, how he censors anyone who doesn't like him, how he eats babies alive, etc?
Look, have you not noticed his habit of posting rebuttals to his stories on the very same page as the stories themselves? This is an _invitation_ to criticism. How can you possibly be this stupid, to claim he deletes negative opinions? Maybe they were deleted from Amazon.com because they were abusive, just like this page, did that occur to you?
Before you accuse me of being an obsessed fanboy, or Tucker himself -- I've known about his site for less than a week. You're the one who's obsessed, not me, that you start a whole fucking page about how much you dislike him.
Hey anonymous above, Tucker Max is not all he's cracked up to be. Have you ever hooked up with him at "the cornhole," his favorite gay bar outside of new york city? I heard he's doing a book signing there next month. tucker may not eat babies, but he does eat feces. i can't verify this, but i heard a rumor that last month some dude took a huge dump in his mouth on a stage in front of everyone. you need to check it out sometime. i heard he's going to be there with kungfu mike to demonstrate his rusty trombone gay sex move sometime soon.
Hey, I like how you call Tucker Max a "self-proclaimed asshole!"
I mean because of how normally the word "self-proclaimed" is used to imply someone's not as great as they say they are, like if you called someone a "self-proclaimed expert" it would be like saying, "yeah, sure man, you're no expert!"
So when you say it like that, it implies Max is just a wannabe asshole and really he's a nice guy.
Cloud, your understanding of the phrase "self-proclaimed asshole" is incorrect. That phrase does not suggest or imply in any way that Tucker Max is a nice guy. Instead, it simply means that he says that he is an asshole, regardless of whether you or I agree or disagree with that assessment.
I have no doubt that he is an asshole. How many unemployed 30-year-old trust-fund brats do you know that devote all their time to trying to get laid and bragging about alleged exploits (that probably never occurred)? He's a loser.
Cloud, weren't you supposed to post video of Tucker Max looking like a tool on your website? What ever happened with that?
I'm going to post that video after I've done a lot of other stuff on the website because it's a guaranteed traffic boost when it gets posted so I'd rather use it when our website has more content so we get the maximum effect from it.
Besides the bigger Tucker Max gets, the bigger the video will be as well.
I don't see him getting any "bigger" than he is right now. How many more books can he write about his bullshit alleged drunken exploits? He needs to do something new and I doubt he had the ability to do so.
...and what business is all of this of yours?
I mean in all honesty, like all other human beings on the planet you can IGNORE people you dislike. Unless he's someone who works in your office or is in your family, why devote an entire blog to hate somebody?
It reeks of all this Paris Hilton mess. Why obssess over someone you will never meet or talk to, when you, like every other person on the planet, can merely choose NOT to watch E!, VH1, and other themed channels. Same applies to magazines and internet gossip sites.
Is this out of some misguided victim complex? Even then, let it go. The power of a victimzer over a victim ends when they deal with what they went through. Since it seems your only goal is to prove someone is "a douchebag" instead of something that would actually lion your cause like "Tucker Max killed my father" or "Tucker Max is the cruel tyrant whose soldiers have imprisoned my brother and whose soldiers raped the women in my village," I'm really not understanding why you have to waste your time on a problem that is easily ignored.
everyone knows this site is run by cloud starchaser right?
I really think he still can't get over his giant man crush on Tucker Max.
Of course everyone fucking knows.
Justine, you are wayyyy to stupid to pull this one off without being spotted. Try suicide instead, it's easier.
I think this blog is funny and also think it's funny how some anonymous guy thinks I'm writing it. Keep writing good Max bashing cockly mcbeefweel!
What's sad is that either one man is trying to look cool, or two men need to obviously re-evaluate their priorities in life, stop ragging on strangers and learn to realistically handle problems in their lives.
You can completely ignore Tucker Max. I had a Headmaster in High School who had it in for me, guess what? I graduated, and let the grudge go. So wake up, and see a therapist, or you can blog about your problems instead of just turning off the damn computer, going outside, and eventually settling down, have kids, or whatever the hell else adults do to occupy their time.
Hey anonymous (10:30 PM above), that's a great story - I need to lay down because it was just so insightful. When is the movie coming out? Do you have any more tales your your high school days to tell us?
Maybe someday you'll realize that unemployed 30-year-olds who still get blackout-drunk and make up and post stories about their alleged sexual encounters on their Internet websites are losers.
A lot of people mistakenly think I care about Tucker Max. I don't, it's just fun making fun of him since he's a douchebag. It's like when you make fun of Anthony Dimeo III.
Does anyone care about Dimeo III? No, he's just fun to make fun of because he's a loser.
Much like Dimeo III, Tucker Max is just a loser to be made fun of.
No one actually cares about him, he's just fun to laugh at.
Who said I thought Tuckermax's stories were true? Or that I even worshipped the man. My point was YOU are making a point of ragging on someone you can ignore.
The real point is, why are you making a big deal about a non-issue. Sure someone, who say.. was Cuban and had their life ruined by Che Guevarra could spit on every clueless moron wearing a T-shirt with the dude's mug on it, or they could just ignore obviously moronic people and not bother anymore.
It's Tucker's turn to take the heat. If he didn't want criticsm he probably should have taken the bar and become an attorney instead of "becoming" a hack writer who is fucking awful to people, fans included.
Tough luck.
BTW: For the record, I'd almost guarantee that Tucker has responded to this website.
whoever made this blog is retarded
I couldn't agree more. It's painfully obvious that the "reviews" are from his dumb ass followers. I am not a violent person and I do not believe in censorship, but Tucker Max sure makes me believe in castration.
They are censoring negative reviews by deleting them or refusing to publish them. I tried twice and they say I have published a review of him but it never showed up. First time this has happened to me.
Personally, I find all of this amusing but I have read Tucker Max's book and I must say I find the man hilarious. I have a very broad sense of humor so you can call him gay or what not or he likes to touch ding ding dongs you name it. He is what he is-- a self proclaimed asshole but his stories are fun to read now and then. I mean come on how many times have you had some of those experiences? I doubt most people have. The oddest thing is that some things like these have happened especially in the fraternities. Especially in fraternities. Most notoriously Kappa Sigma. This is the true asshole brigade at my school with some decent guys but these guys have Tuckerish Maxish exploits now and then during Beach week or Formals. I mean this guy just simplify went public about his stories. You have to give him credit for being ballsy
hester, you obviously have downs
you must be the resident douchebag
"Starchaser", ROFL! How apt. I'm sure Ivanka Trump would agree, if she wasn't so busy being scared shitless. I hope they at least let you coordinate your house-arrest anklet to match your superhero tights.
tucker max is a beast. end of story. just because you have no life doesn't mean you need to bad mouth someone who does. he has fun and you can't handle it cuz all you do is sit in your room and write shit about him. i'm like to see you act as hard as you claim to be. pussy.
hey cockly you just insulted Tucker Max for posting stories on his website your posting COMMENTS about his stories come on thats so lame even if they are made up he spent time making them up while you and cloud piggy back off of him thats pitiful
^^ Wow, that was one long incoherent run-on sentence!
My post, which is now more than 5 years old, was clearly directed to the selective deletion of only negative reviews of Tucker Max's book on Amazon.com. This post is unrelated to any of the stories posted of Tucker Max's website.
if they are from his followers they are obviously not fake then..
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