Friday, February 24, 2006

Tucker Max's Over-Inflated Ego

I read somewhere that Tucker Max is looking for an intern to help him out with his website and burgeoning "career." He wants someone with a good college degree and knowledge of computers to help him. He plans on paying the intern a whopping $2k per month, which he advertises as being the equivalent of a salary higher than $2k per month because apparently neither he nor the intern are going to report this employment to the IRS.

Max actually believes that hundreds of qualified people are going to apply for his intern position because it's such a great opportunity. He also believes that working for him looks better on a resume than working as an intern for MTV!

What a douchebag! Everytime I think he's reached the pinnacle of douche-ness, he goes and tops himself. His over-inflated ego knows no bounds.

Here's my prediction - perhaps some idiot will work for him, but it certainly won't be a highly qualified college grad. It will be either be (a) another trust fund baby like himself who can perpetually leech off his family for money, or (b) a moron who was incapable of getting a real job. I also predict that Max will never get his own TV show and will be living in the gutter giving handjobs to bums in exchange for loose change within the next 5-10 years.

8 comments:

Jake_of_The_New said...

Hahahaha, bet you he will.

Jake_of_The_New said...

Hahahaha, bet you he will.

Lewis said...

Funny...he just signed a deal with Comedy Central to develop a script for a pilot. Sure, there is still a very very long way to go, but it seems your nemesis is proving himself yet again, Captain McDumbass

Joey said...

By god, your prediction was right! He couldn't find ANY one! Tucker Max:0, Blogger who secretly hates himself: 1 !!!!!

Crystina Schall said...

you gotta read my blog about my personal account i had with TM.

Anonymous said...

ihopetheyservebeerinhell.com
not exactly handjobs in a gutter but i'll still pay the 8 bucks to see it in the theatre

Anonymous said...

wow... and tuckers the douchebag? seriously dude, you hate someone for something that has never once affected you. Oh MY GOD you found his stories offensive. dude get a life and put all that engergy towards positive shit instead of trying to bring everyone who loves tucker over to your fucked-up phyco view.
one more thing, tucker max rules! kiss my ass and suck my ball!

Anonymous said...

you waste your life writing blogs about how much of a douchebag someone else is. can you please just think about how much of a douchebag that makes you? honestly; ive been at this site for 5 minutes and all i can think about is how much of a loser you are