Tucker Max appeared on the Opie and Anthony Show in 2006 to promote his I hope They Serve Beer in Hell book. I previously posted two clips from the show, but recently discovered the full audio is now available on YouTube.
During his appearance, Opie and Anthony seemed to initially like Tucker Max, but about 10 minutes into the audio, Opie and Anthony clearly start to realize that Tucker's stories are lies. The hosts and the callers begin to turn on Tucker until Tucker's segment ends and he angrily leaves the studio.
66 comments:
this is a repeat story and totally made up. nice try, Mcbeefsmoker.
Glad you are back. Hope you read up on Fucker's failed career as an angel investor.
Look at Tucker's upcoming book:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0316375365
That's his wife on the cover, not a post-op tranny.
Are you sure that's his wife on the cover? It does look like a trannie!
Anon 8/24/2015 1:01 PM -
Yup, look at his other website and his Facebook account
http://tuckermax.me/
https://www.facebook.com/TuckerMax
Euch; is he *really* still rehashing that tired out "Your face here" non-joke that he ripped off from a Dave Attell album? Seriously, has this fart-sniffer EVER had a single creative idea in all his born days?
What a shitstain.
Cocky, welcome back you son of a bitch.
My name is Tucker. But I am not related to Tucker Max.
Any questions about that feel free to let me know.
Well, have a good day and I personally wanted to tell everyone here to not drink and drive.
Tucker Siegert,
Hope you have a good day. You are already a better human being than Tucker Max.
Fucker's new book was released on Amazon. Leave a shit review for it.
Remember when Tucker Max's best friend, KungFu Mike, was viciously beaten by Cloud Starchaser while trying to protect Tucker? I found KungFu Mike's twitter - it looks like he's married to a fat chick: https://twitter.com/Therealkfm
Is that ugly gnome with the moonface his wife?
^^^ I think that is his wife. For a guy who claims he is a stud, he sure married a very average-looking woman.
There is a picture of Nils on Tucker's Facebook page. Nils looks like an old man, although it appears as though he's no longer obese.
His wife, Veronica Pike, is 6'1" according to this website:
http://games.crossfit.com/athlete/21627
https://twitter.com/VeronicaPikeFNP
Isn't Tucker about 5'7"? She obviously towers over him and probably pushes him around
Dude the real Tucker Max is Justin Massler. The fictional Tucker Max in I Hope They Server Beer in Hell is just another fictional version of Justin Massler who is the real Neo from The Matrix movies, not the author.
I didn't realize Tucker was into bestiality. His wife looks like a horse face tranny.
I randomly came across someone quoting some very sensible statements on why Trump is doing well by one "Nils Parker" and I thought huh is that the same guy and yep it was.
He's not fat anymore.
Ryan Holiday has built a decently successful career also.
Tucker himself seems to have calmed down and grown up a bit.
You know what? I think that's all pretty cool. The IHTSBIH stuff was a flaming trainwreck, but if I had somebody going through my life and pulling out all the flaming trainwrecks of miserable failures that I've engaged in, I'd look pretty dopey too. Seeing people learning from failures and doing better as a result is a good thing.
I honestly wish 'em all the best of luck.
And also I should just add, "I don't have enough dicks for all the pussy being thrown at me" is truly a masterpiece of composition for which users of the English language should be eternally grateful.
Triple post!
I take it back. Tucker Max is still a douchebag.
http://www.dangerandplay.com/2014/07/27/tucker-max-defamed-roosh/
Ah, I see Tucker's still busy doing what he does best: Bullshitting about his mythic abilities with women, and then selling the advice to insecure, socially inept men.
>>>Ryan Holiday has built a decently successful career also.
Ryan Holiday is a lying bullshitter. His media tactics are nothing but bullshit. He's as bad as Fucker. Anybody who buys his books is a moron.
Ryan Holiday is a delusional bullshit artist, but he has eclipsed Tucker Max. That isn't saying much, as Tucker has exiled himself to the lower rent confines of Austin, TX.
Tucker's still trying to convince folks that his Austin, Embassy Suites story is true.
Is Tucker still dating Cloud Starchaser? They had that torrid gay love affair 10 years ago
Is he on welfare now or did he finally go out and get a job? Or perhaps his parents are supporting him... He must have burned through his book money years ago.
Anon 10/28/2016 1:52 AM -
He has a bullshit "startup" company called Book In A Box. It's really a ghost writing service. He overcharges narcissistic idiots who are willing to shell out money for Fucker and his underpaid staff to write a book that nobody will ever read.
I am not affiliated with Tucker Max nor have I utilized his services, but do not find any of the claims herein stated to hold merit. Book-in-the-Box is a reputable company with a unique business premise. I hate it when I see people who say things about others when they are in pain. Who are you or I to judge?
>>>with a unique business premise
What is so unique about a company with ghost writers on staff? No real competitive advantage except for Tucker's delusions that his "brand" adds some kind of value to the company.
>>>when they are in pain
I doubt that poster was in pain. The only pain he felt was a ringing in his ears from Tucker's incessant BS.
Book in a Box looks like a bad joke, an Internet venture that doesn't amount to more than a side hobby. The revenues are minuscule, but then the expenses aren't much more than a Mailboxes Etc. box rental. Their market is comprised of gullible writers who believe that this is a legit alternate channel to publication.
Book-in-the-Box is not a brand. It doesn't have any brand equity (name recognition, product recognition, pricing power). It's a do-it-yourself kit for desperately naive fools. In fact, I'm sure Kung Fu Mike ordered the first kit.
Fucker Max attacked Mike Cernovich a few years ago.
Now Mike Cernovich has appeared on 60 Minutes.
Meanwhile Fucker is nowhere to be found except for the book in a shitbox scam.
HAHAHA! Fucker is a LOSER.
Tucker is like the protagonist in "Diary of a Wimpy Kid". He fantasizes that his imagined popularity and riches will impress women, and yet in reality everyone sees that he's a hapless dork.
Sarah at 12/12/2016 1:13 AM is a fake profile. Just click on the photo.
She's about as real as most of the "thousands" of chicks who supposedly had sex with Tucker Max.
Tucker's wife sucked John Cena's dick before Cena got married.
CENA WINS! (not Tucker)
Of course this is true. Just as believable as Tucker's stories.
If it did happen, Tucker deserved it for endorsing military wives cheating on their husbands ten years ago.
Tucker is full of shit, but one thing he does do well is somehow get his name into news articles. I saw this article on CNBC about some company he claims to have founded entitled "Book in a Box." He claims they will go "$10 million or $20 million this year." I don't believe his claim for one second, as everyone knows he s a liar. The mere fact that he would give a range where the high end is twice the low end of the range he mentioned should make it clear he's blatantly lying.
https://www.cnbc.com/2017/08/14/why-tucker-max-had-to-fire-himself-as-ceo-at-his-own-start-up.html
Book in a Box is just a low-budget con. The HQ is just a mailbox at the downtown UPS Store in Austin, TX:
https://austin-tx-0233.theupsstorelocal.com/about-our-store/contact-us
Book in a Box just went public on the NYSE. It's a BILLION. DOLLAR. COMPANY.
Did you hear that???
BILLION.
DOLLAR.
COMPANY.
You guys hear? Amazon just acquired Book in a Box. Tucker earned $500m on the exit.
The Rudius media crossbow range is a GO.
do you guys remember mccoymountain?
i just remember the name and cant even remember what the deal was with him.
by the way nils is fat.
actually i just googled nils and hes not fat anymore. thats crazy.
The nutcase who beat up Tucker is still making headlines as Star Cloudchaser. He's managed to keep himself relevant, unlike Tucker.
Tucker Max had butt-thexht ... hilarity did not ensue. That's because Nils sh*t on his d*ck.
Ha ha... Barry Bater here; I semi-randomly thought of this site and the Max saga and figured I'd check it out. I'm happily surprised to see it isn't all just spam in the comments. I hope everyone from the old days has been well.
Besides shilling sketchy ghost-writing services and raising kids with his altogether-average-looking wife, I wonder that that fool is up to these days. What kind of jet do y'all think he ended up buying?
Anybody remember when Tucker was trying to be a sports ANALyst on his Twitter account?
Jay Bilas and Stephen A. Smith probably don't have to worry about losing their jobs.
Dear Barry Bater,
I am fine, thank you. How are you?
Dear Barry Bater,
Tucker bought a Gulfstream G280. He's on it right now on an important business trip. These frequent business trips give the father of Tucker's wife's child the opportunity to visit the kid.
Dear Barry Bater,
I met Tucker at a rest stop last month and Nils and I jerked off into Tucker's mouth.
Remember Rudius Air?
>>>Anonymous said...
>>>Remember Rudius Air?
It's DISRUPTING the airline industry. Supposedly Fucker has secured a $100b line of credit from JPMorgan Chase to buy up all the other airlines if they file for bankruptcy due to the novel coronavirus.
im bummed the crossbow range is shut down for covid19
Amazon Studios started filming OC/DC. What is that? It's an original script by Nils and Tucker. I am not going to talk about it, other than to say one thing:
I think its going to be the highest grossing comedy of all time.
I'm not kidding. There is no question in my mind that IHTSBIH was great and it launched Nils and Tucker and established IHTSBIH as part of the Western canon. But everyone thought it was just luck, that they'd just do the sequels and that'd be it, that they're one hit wonders. OC/DC is going to be their first movie that has nothing at all to do with anything on the Tucker Max site or Tucker Max related, and it is going to blow people away.
I'm not going to talk anymore about it, and don't ask. Just remember this post when it drops in a year and sets new records.
Keep thinking about Tucker...
Dustin Diamond died.
Years ago when the guy was in financial difficulty he had a fundraiser at a bar. Fucker sent one of his shithead followers to the bar and the creep harassed Dustin Diamond. It was detailed on his messageboard.
Fucker needs a good butt-thexth ramming from Karma.
Cold opens to two cops driving in a police car. Stark,
dramatic feel, like THE SHIELD. Opening credits roll over the
scene. The radio cackles alive.
DISPATCHER (O.S.)
Attention all units, attack in
progress at 742 Evergreen Terrace.
Screaming woman heard from inside
the residence. Respond Code 3.
The cop driving picks up the CB unit and turns on the lights
and siren.
COP 1
5430, show us responding, we'll be
at scene in under a minute.
DISPATCHER
5430, additional person reporting
stated they still hear screaming.
COP 1
Roger. Keep the PR on the line. Do
they have a suspect description?
DISPATCHER
Negative. Reporting sound of glass
breaking.
The cops look at each other ominously, slam on the gas pedal.
2 EXT. APARTMENT BUILDING - MOMENTS LATER 2
The car pulls to a stop and the cops jump out. Loud, guttural
female groaning and a crash from the apartment. They check
the windows, curtains are closed, so they kick in the door.
3 INT. APARTMENT - CONTINUOUS 3
Cops bust in, see a naked girl bent over a sofa arm being
fucked hard from behind by a naked guy. Her arms are tied
together behind her back, and he is holding them and spanking
her, like a jockey. A lamp is in pieces on the floor, clothes
are strewn around the apartment. They have their backs to the
door and her screams are so loud they don’t hear the cops.
COP 1
STOP! Get your hands up and move
away from the woman!
COP 1 tackles the guy, he screams in shock. COP 2 pulls the
girl away and wraps his coat over her naked body.
COP 2
Are you ok, Miss?
She grunts and tries moving her hands but can’t because they
are tied up. COP 2 unties her, ANGLE ON COP 1, his knee in
the back of the guy, cuffing him.
TUCKER
I have money in my wallet, just
take it!!
COP 1
This is the police, shut up and
stop resisting.
TUCKER
WHAT!? Why are you hand-cuffing me?
COP 1
Shut up! Stop resisting!
The cop secures the cuffs and takes out his Tazer.
TUCKER
What is going on?!? Why are you
arresting me?!?
COP 1
Shut up. This is your last warning.
He points the tazer at Tucker, who looks up in shock.
TUCKER
DON’T TAZE ME, BRO!!!
COP 2 comes over tentatively and taps on COP 1’s shoulder.
COP 2
Uh...hey Partner, you might want to
take a look at this.
COP 1 turns to see the girl, the policeman’s jacket barely
covering her, furiously signing at him and making the grunty
noises deaf people make when they try to talk.
COP 2 (CONT’D)
She’s deaf.
COP 1
She’s what?
2.
The deaf girl gets in COP 1’s face and signs, exaggeratedly,
while also speaking in an unmodulated voice of a deaf person.
DEAF GIRL
I! AM! DEAF!
The expression on COP 1’s face goes from intense to confused.
COP 2
We don't have a crime. She says the
sex was consensual.
DEAF GIRL
He wasn’t raping me, he was fucking
me. You know, fucking!
She points her finger at her crotch, moving her hips back and
forth. The three of them stand there for a beat.
TUCKER
Now that we have that cleared up,
you two think you could leave?
DEAF GIRL
I was about to cum!
Screen goes to black, and the masthead appears:
I HOPE THEY SERVE BEER IN HELL
Such screenwriting brilliance! Robert McKee must be envious.
"DON'T TAZE ME BRO!" . . . yup, totally original joke.
lol i forgot about dont taze me bro
https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/i_hope_they_serve_beer_in_hell/reviews?sort=rotten
ah, I remember this place. Such good times we had
If anybody follows the Securities and Exchange Commission go check EDGAR - Rudius Media just filed to go public! $100 BILLION valuation!
Does Tucker still hang out with with his former gay lover, Cloud Starchaser?
I'm not sure what happened to Cloud.
-Light
F*cker was a guest on the Tim Pool show...for some reason.
His voice changed and he looks like a haggard old man! Still desperately trying to be relevant.
Bufthsets!
I think Cloud Starchaser was slapped with a couple of restraining orders. He made the news by stalking Ivanka Trump and Gwyneth Paltrow. The irony is that he became more famous than Tucker.
He was just interviewed by Tucker Carlson
I cannot think of a better person to interview Tucker Max than Tucker Carlson: Two douchebags who got tangled up in their manufactured bullshit.
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