"Let me explain something to the whiney cunts who have been PMing me about their fucking signatures or whatever being changed:
SHUT THE FUCK UP.
I don't care. You shouldn't care either, but if you do, I don't want to hear about it. I don't care about your signatures, I don't care about your rep points, I don't care if a mod is leaving negative reps and signing them from one of your buddies, I don't care about any of that shit. If you take that shit seriously enough to PM me about it, you need to fucking check yourself.
Do you people think I have the time or the desire to deal with your petty problems? In case you are unclear about this: I don't. From this point forward, I am going to just immediately ban anyone who bothers me about these things.
If you think a mod is being unfair to you, PM that person. If it goes poorly for you, tough shit. Deal with it, create a new account with a new username, or just don't come back. Contrary to what you may believe, this place doesn't need you. I don't care how many rep points you have, or how good your posts are, you are easily replaceable.
The TMMB should be an entertaining place, a place for diversion, laughter, and maybe some intellectual discourse every now and then. That is all. If it becomes more than that to you, you need to go. Nothing that happens here with regards to signature and rep points matters at all, so I don't want to hear about it."
Tuesday, September 19, 2006
Tucker Max Doesn't Care About His Fans
It's amazing that the idiots who kiss Tucker Max's ass continue to visit his website after he treats them like crap. Here's a typical post by Tucker showing what he really thinks of his fans:
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1 – 200 of 220 Newer› Newest»Cockly Cockly Cockly!!!! The fans go wild for your heroics! Keep it up, you are fighting for all those that can't get women and are jealous of 'assholes' who sleep with their girlfriends!
코멘트 남기기 !!!!
Cockly, give us proof, we want proof! I don't think Tucker's auction debacle, fued with Katy Johnson, the tattoogirl or the Anthony DiMeo saga are true either! Prove it all wrong, you are the man! TAKE HIM DOWN!
take him down!
even though we hate tucker max sooo much we check his message board eveyr day !! thats how much we HATE HIM!
WE NEED TO CHECK IT EVERYDAY TO SEE WHAT STUPID SHIT HE IS WRITING!
and then REPRINT IT HERE!!
BECUASE WE HATE HIM SO MUCH!!
DOWN WITH MAX!
WE HATE MAX! WE HATE MAX!
WE HATE MAX!
Hate makes the world go round, yo
peace out~
George Bush doesn't care about black people!!
anonymous 9/19/2006 9:14 AM,
thank you. i agree completely.
oh wait, you were being sarcastic?
almost didn't pick up on that. sharp wit you have there.
WE HATE MAX!
SO MUCH THAT WE CHECK HIS MESSAGEBOARD EVERYDAY!
WE HATE MAX!
DOWN WITH TUCKER MAX!
WE HATE MAX!
BUT WE MUST CHECK HIS MESSAGEBOARD EVERYDAY AND REPRINT EVERY POST HE WRITES! BECUASE WE HATE HIM SO MUCH!
and we must do this so we can BITCH AND BITCH AND BITCH!
TUCKAR MAXX HATARZZ UNITE!!
Hate Makes Da World Go Round Baby,
Peace OUt!
Anonymous (8:56 AM), do you honestly think that Tucker Max is sleeping with anyone's girlfriend? He has extremely narrow shoulders (almost like a stick figure) and a chubby beer gut. He's also an unemployed alcoholic. The only women he gets are either fat ugly bar skanks that nobody else wants or gold diggers after his father's money.
Disliking someone is not the same as jealously. Dislikeing Tucker Max is kind of like watching a car crash with morbid curiosity.
jokes are supposed to be funny you know.
HAHAHAH
i find it hilarious that the guy who wrote this blog was begging BEGGING tucker max to be in his league of super heroes
- called max 300+ times in one day
- stood outside a bar for several hours in December in the frigid cold trying to get max to talk to him
- made a page trying to emulate max
(jsmassler.com)
you're never going to get over max rejecting you huh, cloud/cockly/justin/massler/starchaser/mcbeefwell/professoercockworth/rockjournalist/psychotic crazy man?
TUCKAR MAX HATARZ UNITE!!
holy shit you guys, max made another posting on his messageboard. This REALLY INFURIATED ME!
I'll reprint it here:
"bump"
-http://messageboard.tuckermax.com/showpost.php?p=342862&postcount=2
^^^ GOD, that HURT MY FEELINGS SO MUCH!!! WHAT A LOSER!!
Cockly, seriously how old are you? I hope to fuck you are on crack. The appearance of a guy has little to do w/ his skills w/ a woman. This has a lot less to do with Tucker than it does have to do with your comment. Go do some research on the web, ask women or look at some dating tips. You'll find out that the most important thing to women is attitude, personality and how a guys holds himself. Small shoulders and a beer gut don't mean a whole lot there slugger.
Here, check out www.doubleyourdating.com, www.mysterymethod.com amd www.askmen.com, see what these renowned dating pros have to say about looks. You'll find they reinstate what I have to say. Seriously, try and refrain from your bad insults and just look. Do yourself a favor, you sound like you need it.
Way to dish out the proof there toughguy.
Everybody Wang Chung Tonight! Oh wait, I mean hate Tucker Max, he is a jerky mcjerkface with littler shoulders and a beergut, he has to be a liar!
Mr. McBeefwell, do you have large shoulders and no beergut? A six pack? That is so sexy, I like it a lot, it makes me all turned on. Can we get together so I can give it to you in the ass while feeling your big shoulders?
Tucker, thanks for dropping by and bring some of the idiots who kiss your ass. I get the impression that most of his followers are naive little teenagers or college-aged boys who don't have much success with the ladies. For the anonymous poster who asked, yes I have heard of the doubleyourdating.com and those other websites.
Are you really the type of guys who think you have to be an asshole to get women? Contrary to what you might think, not all women like that. You don't want to be a pussy in front of women, but you certainly don't have to be a shithead to attract women.
One thing many guys fail to do is hit the weights. Women do notice whether a guy is in shape. You don't have to be a bodybuilder, but if you are reasonably good looking, having an athletic look will definitely attract women. It's a lot easier to approach women when they are already checking you out. Being in shape will also give you more confidence.
Maybe the asshole approach does work with some women. However, if you want an attractive woman who is not fucked up in the head, it usually won't work.
Dear Mr Cokcly mcCockly
Hi, I am tucker max.
even though you mean shit to me and i am involved in starting my little empire thingamajig,
I still take the time out of my busy schedule to pay you a visit as well as harness the love of my little fan boys to come torment you with me.
By the way, did I meantion I am tukcer max?
I am tucker max.
And i want you to stop hating me because i care. I care about you cockly.
Look, I am tucker max.
no really. For realz. I am tucker max.
This is Tucker Max.
I am tucker max, and stop hating on me you guys, because it really sucks when people hate me. It really brings me down you know? It makes my day shine a little less brighter and so I have come here to put an end to all this (did i mention I am tucker max?)
So please stop Cockly. Stop it. You are correct, I knew you were too smart for me to hide my true identity by being "anonymous", you are just too smart.
I am tucker max and I love you.
Stop the hate.
Choose Love.
I am tucker max.
Love,
Tucker
P.S. I am really tucker max. For realz. This is really me. peace out. If you don't believe me, check out my website which says I am tuckermax.
http://www.tuckermax.com
Hey Tucker!
i have a bone to pick with you! you you MEANY MEANY POOPOOPOOHEAD!
your shoulders are small. HAHAHHAHAH TAKE THAT!
sincerely,
a man with much LARGER shoulders than you! nyanya!
is it a requirement to be a tucker max fan that you can't ever post anything even remotely funny?
also, to the guy who posted all his rehashed neil strauss crap, i'd love to see you try some of the stuff he says in person.
who's being funny?
we HATE tucker max, just like you guys do. we are here to bitch and complain about tucker max and repost everything he writes on the tucker max messageboard, just like you guys are.
we're all on the same boat here people. I doubt anyone here is a "tucker max fan" (a.k.a. LOSERs!),
we are here to BITCH and HATE on tucker max just like EVERYONE ELSE.
Come on, more BITCHING!
I HATE TUCKER MAX!
HE HAS SMALL SHOULDERS!
HE HAS SMALL SHOULDERS!
AND A BEER GUT!
AND WE HATE TUCKER MAX!
HE IS A LIAR AND HURTS OUR FEELINGS!
DOWN WITH TUCKER MAX!!
yes. we are all on the same boat. we're all here to be inconsequential whining cunts. hahhahahaha
P.S. i hate tucker max!
spread the hate yo!
"It's amazing that the idiots who hate tucker max's ass continue to visit his messageboard day after day to read everything he has to say and then repost them onto here to bitch about him some more, and then go back to his message board the next day, repost some stuff back here to bitch some more, and then go back the day after and then repost more stuff and then bitch and bitch and bitch and bitch"
please, not the sarcasm. you're killing me here.
You turd burgling cunts defending this no talent rich boy hack are pathetic. How badly do you clowns want to eat out Tucker's bunghole? You're already shelling out good money to buy his POS book. Take a clue from Opie & Anthony. He is just like the liar James Frey.
YEAH YOU TURD BURGLING CUNTS, YOU'RE JUST A BUNCH OF WHINY WHINY CUNTS!
WHO HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN WHINE ABOUT TUCKER MAX!
... oh wait.
ummm, WE HATE TUCKER MAX!
to: 9/19/2006 6:51 PM
What are you talking about? I think we all hate tucker max on this board. I don't see anyone defending him.
9/19/2006 7:35 PM,
are you under the impression that doing something in caps with a lot of exclamation points automatically makes it funny?
9/19/2006 9:05 PM,
well excuse me mr. It sounds like you think it's funny that I hate tucker max. Are you some kind of tucker max-lover or something?
GET OUTTA HERE LOSER, this is for TUCKAR MAX HATARZ ONLY.
peace out.
i just stumbled on this site after reading about max on wikipedia. correct me if im wrong here, but is someone so completely jealous about tucker max's life that they will go and make a website dedicated to their said disliking?
you seriously need a life, and who the fuck cares if his stories are fake or real, they are still hilarious regardless. you need to face that you have a man-crush on tucker max.
"also, to the guy who posted all his rehashed neil strauss crap, i'd love to see you try some of the stuff he says in person."
Way to call him out, loser. What, are you going to challenge him to a fight next? You are a winner.
No, his stories are decidedly UNfunny.
They are actually pretty stupid, in general, whether they are true or not.
And while I assume there is some element of truth in most of them, there is also significant embellishment in ALL of them.
This blog is funnier than anything Tucker Max ever wrote.
It's good to see an admitted douchebag get called out for what he is.
I guess Tucker sent his fanboys here to spam the comments, and that's something nobody would ever expect.
The sad thing is, that it appears to be all from one drunk fanboy.
Keep the faith, Cockly.
The faith? Hating Tucker is a religion now???? GET A LIFE!
From Tucker's answers to questions/responses he gets http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=15374081&blogID=156677864&MyToken=345ca90c-94fe-4200-9d9e-367c35294933
Constantly stated from guys like... Cockly and his followers:
You aren't so great. I would be just as cool/famous/rich as you if I had a trust fund also.
I don't understand this comment. Where have I ever said I have a trust fund? Shit, I WISH I had a fucking trust fund; I would love it if I had enough Fuck You Money to tell all these studios and publishers to kiss my ass. The last time my parents gave me money was in college. I got a scholarship to law school, took out loans to pay for my living expenses, and ran up massive credit card debt to fuel my adventures (that I still haven't paid off). When I first put up my site I worked bullshit odd jobs to make enough money to live, and then once my site blew up and I put ads on it, now I make a pretty decent amount from that, and OK money from the book sales and other projects I have in the works. Everything I have, I earned through hard work and smart strategy. But seriously--if any of you know of any trust fund with my name on it, show me where it is. I'll even give you a finders fee.
I have faith that you are just another douchebag fanboy.
It's got nothing to with religion.
"I would be just as cool/famous/rich as you.."
Heh. Good one, Tucker. Way to lie about your detractor's arguments.
For the record, Tucker is none of the above.
Especially the cool/rich part.
INfamous, perhaps, but nothing I or any other self-respecting adult would strive for.
DUDE, WE MUST ALL HATE TUCKER TOGETHAR!!
come on.. together now.. in 1..2.. 3..
"WE ARE ALL SELF-RESPECTING, INTELLIGENT AND WELL-MANNERED ADULTS. AND WE HATE TUCKER MAX!"
ALL TOGETHER NOW!
MEN AGAINST TUCKER MAX!!
MEN AGAINST TUCKER MAX!!
MATM! MATM! MATM!
MOTHERS-- UH I MEAN MEN, MEN AGAINST TUCKER MAX!
WE ARE ALL SELF-RESPECTING ADULTS!
i really doubt tucker cares. which is what makes this all so sad.
i'm not a "fan boy" by the way, this being my first post, just an observer.
No, you are either with us or against us! We are the Sith!
hoooooly crap,
yall are some haters. haha
sad
Cockly McStudchaser, you were much funnier when you were dressed up like a cartoon character and getting the shit kicked out of you.
Why can't you go back to that instead of making hugely flawed arguments about someone nobody cares about?
It is pretty funny to see how you guys can't take it now that shit is getting thrown back at you. Its easier to rip on somebody when nobody knows about it, huh? The guy above was spot on, your arguements have more holes in them than you claim Max's do.
I'm so excited to hear about how I'm Tucker Max, how he sent me here, how I'm his minion and how dumb and uneducated I am. Does that about cover it? And how about the calls for proof? Step up to the plate hotshot.
10:59, he has to be full of shit. Even if he did get a full tuition scholarship to Duke (it's difficult to believe), he probably still would have run up over $30,000 in debt for housing, expenses, vacations, etc.
How could he possibly have met his debt obligations without having a job for the past 5+ years unless his rich dad gave him money?
"Anonymous (8:56 AM), do you honestly think that Tucker Max is sleeping with anyone's girlfriend? He has extremely narrow shoulders (almost like a stick figure) and a chubby beer gut. He's also an unemployed alcoholic. The only women he gets are either fat ugly bar skanks that nobody else wants or gold diggers after his father's money."
"Are you really the type of guys who think you have to be an asshole to get women? Contrary to what you might think, not all women like that. You don't want to be a pussy in front of women, but you certainly don't have to be a shithead to attract women."
Cockly, are you leading the niceguy brigade or what? Be nice to women, always compliment them, buy them nice things and give them loads of respect and they will love you! Riiiiight, give it a swing. I'm sure you being in shape gets girls flocking to you.
To the Tucker Max fanboys,
Fuck off and don't come back until you can post something that's actually funny.
And stop quoting the shit you read in Tucker's Book Club. Which is funny in and of itself, actually. Do you tell the guys at work you're in a book club (an internet book club, at that)?
Losers.
Hey (9/20/2006 6:56 AM), I never said anything about kissing their asses.
Maybe being a shithead will help you get this woman, but it doesn't work on most women:
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6358/2134/400/tuckermaxgirlfriend.jpg
So this is a comedy hour blog? Oh, sorry I thought I dropped by the Tucker Max haterade page. Haha, I love that when we give you shit you tell us to go away. Be a man and face the heat bigshot.
YAH! TUCKER MAX HAS A RICH DADDY! HAHAHHAHA
WE HATE HIM!! HE SUCKS!!
HE GOT MONEY FROM HIS RICH DADDY!!
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
AND HE HAS A BEER GUT AND NARROW SHOULDERS!!
LOVE,
MAN WITH BIG SHOULDERS!
p.s. yes yes, i know, i was sent here by tucker max AND am tucker max all in one. I WAS SENT HERE BY MYSELF! ME! TUCKER MAX! SENT ME HERE! HAHAHAH
I AM TUCKER MAX! AND WAS SENT HERE BY TUCKER MAX! YAAYYY!!
but i ALSO HATE MAX TOO!
lets recap shall we?
1. I am tucker max.
2. I was sent here by tucker max. (a.k.a. me)
3. I hate tucker max. (which is myself, tucker max).
TUCKAR MAX HATARZ UNITE!
WHERE ARE MY BROTHERS, DA TUCKER MAX HATARZ?
UNITE YO!
HATE MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND BABY!
SPREAD THE HATE!
WE HATE TUCKER MAX!!
MEN AGAINST TUCKER MAX! MEN AGAINST TUCKER MAX! MEN AGAINST TUCKER MAX!!
OMGGG YOU LOSERS ARE IN AN INTARNAT BOOKCLUB! HAHAHHAHAH
I HATE TUCKER MAX,. BUT I KNOW ALL ABOUT HIS BOOK CLUB! HAHAHAHHAH
HE SUCKS!
I HATE HIM BUT HE HAS A BOOK CLUB THAT I KNOW ABOUT HAAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!
TUCKAR MAX HATARZ UNITE!
yeah the japanese cartoon character guy who gets the shit kicked out of him and pays chicks to touch his pants was a much better act than this, massler.
p.s. oh yes. this is tucker max. this has to be!! its me!
holy shit cloud,
why haven't you killed yourself yet? Seriously?
stop with this gay stalking shit already, its been OVER A FUCKING YEAR
and you hilariously whiny idiots whining about tucker max. i'm sure you follow TM (although i know you hate to admit it) enough to know the story behind the "creator" of this blog.
you're essentially siding with someone who has been obsessed with max for a freaking year and only resorted to this because max never gave him the time of day.
AND COCKLY CRUMBLES UNDER HIS OWN CRITCISM! OH I MUST BE TUCKER TOO! I bet you are in a bit of remorse putting your website on wikipedia, huh? Loser.
good to see tucker's got that 12 year-old market cornered.
stupid fucks.
haha yes,
i am tucker max
i was sent here by tucker max
i hate tucker max
and i am 12.
YAY!
WE ARE SUCH DA SELF-RESPECTING INTEGRITYFILLED HATARZ AWESOME YAH!
WOOHOO!
TUCKAR MAX HATARZ UNITE!!!!!
it's nice to know that self-respecting and hard working, intelligent adults like us who hate tucker max don't make baseless arguments
I HATE TUCKAR MAX!
TM HATARZ UNITE!
I'm in agreeance with Tucker being supported by his parents. During lawschool, even if Tucker were on a full scholarship (which is unlikely as hell considering stats show that scholarship students going for their JD were less than 4% while Tucker was in school, and considering him bragging about how he skipped class for most all of lawschool, I doubt it) he would have incurred huge living expenses (rent, food, drinking binges cost money). He also brags about going on trips and missing considerable amounts of classtime, as well as traveling the states (which is documented in his stories). Unless Tucker also has the ability to drink in bars for free, doesn't have to eat, and didn't pay any rent, somebody had to support him financially.
His father, who gave him an executive level job, is the most likely culperate. He paid for Tucker to go to prep school in Jersey, he gave him a job he wasn't qualified for, and probably cut him off sometime when Tucker got fired. That's why Tucker moved home with Mom in Kentucky. That's why Tucker "became a writer".
You have to admire Tucker - he's convinced the ALL CAPS ASSHOLE to hand him enough money to meet his living expenses.
If Tucker ever watches Deliverance or Vulgar, and feels the need to ram it home, I'm sure Mr. ALL CAPS ASSHOLE will gladly lube up for him.
YAH ALL CAPS ASSHOLE!
YERR AN ASSHOLE!
WE HATE YOU, AND WE HATE TUCKAR MAX!!
damn for haters, yall know a lot about tucker max.
what the hell is this, a board full of gay stalkers or something?
jesus christ, these comments read like some kind of angry gay stalker group.
why do you guys know so much about someone you hate? or care enough?
dont get it.
HAHAH YASH WE ARE DA ANGRY GAY STALKER GROUP WHO HATE TUCKAR MAX!!
HE HAS NARROW SHOULDERS!
COME ON ANTI-TUCKER HOMIES!
SPREAD THE HATE YO!
IT MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND!!
WE ARE DA ANTI-TUCKAR MAX GAY STALKER SUPER HERO LEAGUE!!
GROUP LEADER: CLOUD STARCHASER!
ARCH NEMESIS: TUCKAR MAX
NEMESIS WEAKNESSES:
-SMALL SHOULDERS!!!
-IS GENERALLY A MEANIE MEANIE POO POO HEAD!
-WE THINK HE GETS MONEY FROM A RICH DADDY!!
-HAS STUPID 12 YEAR OLD "FAN BOYS" HAHAHA LOSARZZS!!
-HAS BEER GUT!!
GROUP STRENGTHS:
-WE ARE SELF-RESPECTING!!!
-INTALLAGIENT!!
-BROAD SHOULDERS!!!!
GROUP SLOGAN: HATE MAKES DA WORLD GO ROUND BABY!!
GO GO ANTI TUCKER MAX GAY STALKER SUPER HERO LEAGUE!!!
ALSO ANOTHER GROUP STRENGTH!!:
-WE ARE ANGRY!! HERE US ROAARRR!!!!
DOWN WITH TUCKAR MAX AND HIS SMALL SHOULDERS!!
allow me to clarify:
the average tucker max fan just has the intellect of a 12 year old.
unfunny dipshits.
9/20/2006 7:44 PM,
YOU GOT DAT RIGHT, ANONYMOUS!
STUPIDASS TUCKER MAX 12 YEAR OLD MINDED FANS! HAHAHA
WE HATE TUCKAR MAXXXXXAL;KXJSL;KAJDSF;KLAHSDF;!!! YAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
GO AWAY DIPSHEETSZ!!
CLOUD STARCHASSER, YOU GAYASS FUCKING STALKER PIECE OF SHIT, TUCKER MAX DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOU.
STOP FUCKING FOLLOWING HIM AROUND LIKE A RETARDED LOST MONGREL.
i suck cock
9/20/2006 10:31 PM,
hahaha wow YAH WE ARE INTELLIGANT!! AND MATURE AND UNLIKE 12 YEAR OLD FANBOYS WE ARE SMURRTT!!
LOOK WE MAKE COMMENTS LIKE "I SUCK COCK!" WHILE HIGHLIGHTING THAT IT IS TUCKERS PUNY GIRLY SHOULDERS THAT SAY IT!
DAT IS WIT AND WISDOM BOYS!~ WIT AND WISDOM!
SPREAD DA HATE YO!
So everyone who thinks that Clouldly McStarChump is a cartoon character stalker freak sideshow is tucker max?
No, I'm Spartacus!
once again, fuck off and don't come back until you've learned how to be funny.
Tucker posed this question on TMMB today.
"FOCUS: How much money would it take, paid in one lump sum, to make you never work again? The rule is if you take the money, you are no longer allowed to work again in your life. You can buy things or invest your money, but the return to you is limited to 3% a year (keeping up with inflation and what not).
My answer was: None. "
His answer was None because his dad supports him, so why would he need to go make any real money on his own?
9/21/2006 9:18 AM
YASSHHH I HATE TUCKAR MAX TOO AND HIS RICH DADDY!
BUT WE MUST CHECK THE TMMB EVERYDAY!!!
he also wrote
"bump".
did that aggravate you too?
to all you tucker max fan boys who i know are going to keep asking why even though we hate tucker max we keep checking his message board everday.
This is why:
Because we are gay faggots who have man-crushes on tucker max.
There really is no other explanation for it.
So don't ask us okay.
We will check his messageboard everyday and continue to hate and jerkoff to him as we please.
"once again, fuck off and don't come back until you've learned how to be funny."
Its strange how we have to be funny when making fun of you even though you aren't funny when you are making fun of TM. So, by that standard, shouldn't you tell yourself to fuck off?
congratulations on coming up with the most obvious comeback. you could write for tucker max with a wit like that.
I'm sorry, we're not here to entertain you, we are here to make baseless arguements and hate on tucker max. Get focused or get lost you tucker max lover. Why don't you go scrawl his message board and by his book, loser.
Tucker Max isn't any different than any young man finding his sexuality. His anal and transsexual escapades are his way of dealing with his repressed feelings. Tucker reacting negatively with his fan base is a very common reaction of latent homosexuals. They want to attract men (like his "Boys Club" website), and yet their presence both excites and repels them on a personal level.
How do you know so much about homosexuals, their development... and Tucker?
Hey, I mean, I know its ok that you sometimes project your feelings. You can come out and admit that you have been in the closet and secretly have a man crush for TM. I mean, this is a supportive group, we're here for you... loser
你们Tucker Max Haters都很想Tucker对不对？ 我不会相信你们是这呢么犯人的！ 应该注意自己的生活吧！
Shithead (12:32 PM), don't post your gook hidden messages here.
Way not to be a worthless racist piece of shit. You do America proud. Also, that is Chinese, not Vietnamese you dumbass. Are you happy with yourselves now that you sunk to new lows of hating on Asians? Sad
you seem insecure. probably a result of your tiny asian dick.
fucking racist.
these "tucker max haters" truly are an intelligent and classy bunch.
how am i racist? it's a scientific fact that asians have the smallest cocks of all the races.
Tucker Max Haterz and the KKK UNITE!!!
HATE MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND BABY!!!
We hate Tucker Max and Asians, why, because they both have higher IQs and get laid more than I do!
Nice one there slick, you want to make a racist statement until someone calls you out on it, then its science. Grow up.
GO GO ANTI-TUCKAR MAXX GAY RACIST SUPER HERO LEAGUE!!
DOWN WITH ASIANS AND TUCKAR MAXX!!
OH CLOUD, CHANGE THE NAME OF THIS BLOG TO "ASIANS AND TUCKERMAX BOTH DOUCHEBAGS!!'
i don't hate asians. it's a simple fact that there is an inverse correlation between iq and cock size. look it up, and please quit pinning your labels on me.
half of these pro tucker max messages are probably from the chinaman with the tiny rice-sized dick.
posting messages in chinese or vietnamese, or whatever, is lamer than anything anyone else has written here.
WE ARE BETTER YOU KNOW WHY?
TUCKER MAX HAS SMALL SHOULDERS! HAHAHAH
ASIANS HAVE LITTLE COCKS! HAHAHAHAH
OMGAYHD WE ARE SO SELF-RESPECTING AND INTELLIGENT!!
GO GO ANTITUCKER MAX GAY RACIST SUPERHERO LEAGUE!!!!!
GO AWAY TUCKER MAX FAN BOY!
WE DONT NEED YOUR STUPID KIND HERE!!
your enemy here is actually tucker max. he's as elitist as they come. he looks down on people who don't go to 40k a year private schools.
Dear Cloud/Cockly/whatever,
You might want to get control of your racist fans, they are making your sad ass look dumber and more pathetic.
tucker max is also racist too. he said he uses the word "nigga" frequently. he claimed that he used the world all the time when he played basketball with the brothers down at the public courts.
roll that image around in your head for a few minutes. i like to imagine tucker getting the ball stolen from him by some ving rhames-looking guy and going "fuck you nigga!"
cocky, you need to ban the asian with the tiny dick who keeps posting stupid messages here.
HAHAHAHAH WE HAVE BIG PENIS AND BROAD SHOULDERS!
DERFOR WE ARE BETTER!
ASIANS HAVE SMALL PENIS!
THAT IS WHY I HATE TUCKER MAX!
AND I HAVE LARGE SHOLDERS!
THATS WHY I HATE ASIANS!
aren't i the most self-respecting intelligent person. like. ever?
DOWN WITH TUCKAR MAX!
hahah wait,
if someone says you made a racist comment against asians because you did, that means that person is asian?
if someone says something not negative about TM, that means they're TM?
HAHAHAH
ELEPHANS ARE SO COOL!
(and i say this because.. IM AN ELEPHANT!!!!)
i'm hurt that you would call me a racist, frankly. i'm probably the least racist person you'll ever meet.
please cease and desist immediately.
hahahaha these haters are so smmurt.
10:22 PM, is that true? that's further evidence that he's a liar. if he actually wrote that he went down to the 'hood and played a pickup game with a bunch of blacks and called them 'niggas' without getting his ass kicked, he has to be full of shit. there's no what that his narrow shoulders could get away with doing that without receiving a beating.
Dude, why do you keep pointing out the Asian guy, he hasn't posted anything since that statement. Why don't you quit relying on your 'leader' and stand up for yourself you racist douchebag.
Also, to the guy who knows that Tucker uses 'nigga', how do you know this shit? Do you guys fucking follow him around with a tape recorder?
I LOVE TUCKER MAX!
IM TUCKER MAX!!
I LOVE IPODS!
IM AN IPOD!
I LOVE P.DIDDY!
IM P.DIDDY!
I LOVE MUSIC!
IM MUSIC!
I LOVE THE COLOR BLUE!
IM THE COLOR BLUE!
TUCKAR MAX HATARZ UNITE!
he actually wrote that. do a search for it on his message board.
in the spirit of friendship, however, i'll agree to become a tucker max fan if these guys agree to quit calling me a racist.
i'm serious. i'll buy an autographed copy of his book and everything.
9/21/2006 10:27 PM.
WHAT THE FUCK DUDE? WHAT ARE U SOME KIDN OF TUCKER MAX LOVER?
IN ORDER TO BE IN THE LEAGUE OF GAY SUPERHERO ANTI-TUCKER MAX RACIST STALKER, YOU MUST BE RACIST!
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, HOMIE?
RACIST TUCKER MAX HATERS UNITE!!
KKK!!! ALL DA WAY!
HATE MAKES DA WORLD GO ROUND BABY!
i was extending the olive branch. i feel as though i have been rebuffed.
"10:22 PM, is that true? that's further evidence that he's a liar. if he actually wrote that he went down to the 'hood and played a pickup game with a bunch of blacks and called them 'niggas' without getting his ass kicked, he has to be full of shit. there's no what that his narrow shoulders could get away with doing that without receiving a beating."
Have you ever talked to a black person in you life? Do you have any black friends? Do you know black culture at all? I think after reading your messages hating Asians and saying you are the biggest Asian lover, hating on Max's attitude w/ women and saying he can't get any yet you are the biggest playboys on the planet and now you are making claims on Tucker getting his ass beat due to his little shoulders. Dude, you guys are all a bunch of little wuss ass, small town momma's boys. I've been around enough of your type to see your insecure asses from a mile away. You all are pathetic.
9/21/2006 10:30 PM,
brother. don't worry. i will grab.. your olive branch.
as long as we tucker max racist league of gay super heroes stay together... the world will be a better place.
please brother, don't stray from our grop again.
ill even give you a blowjob.
10:27 PM, what are you talking about? you're posting anonymously. do you really think he's going to use his asian IQ to find you and make you touch his tiny penis or something like that?
i grew up in compton fuckhead. i was pulling drive-bys by the time i was 10.
GO ANTI-TUCKER RACIST LEAGUE OF GAY SUPER HEROES UNITE!!
umm excuse me TM FAN (9/21/2006 10:31 PM), we dont need YOUR KIND HERE.
please.. leave me alone.. with my anti-tucker max brother. so we can.. get down.. to... um. .. business.
please leave now and shut the door.
we need privacy.
but if you give me a blowjob, will that make your dad jealous?
Why are you being so sensitive and insecure about being called a racist... like you are. You are an ANONYMOUS poster... read (nobody knows who you are)! Chill the fuck out and go wipe your feet on an Israeli flag while you talk shit about Africa.
10:31 PM, if you grew up in compton, you must be posting messages from the laptop in the Los Angeles county jail. nice try, kungfu mike
stupid shithead. perhaps you've seen the movie menace 2 society? they based it on my life.
9/21/2006 10:33 PM,
I DONT FELLATE MY DAD BECAUSE HE IS A TUCKER MAX FAN!
I ONLY GIVE GIFTS TO ANTI-TUCKER MAX SUPER LEAGUE HEROES!
please.. say yes to my offer.
if you say no. it means you love tucker max.
make the right choice.
think about his small shoulders.
guys, chill out. my mom's black.
Right, Compton, drive-bys, that is why you are an internet hater, I see the connection. Dude, do you talk this much bullshit in person?
your dad probably recreated the anal sex story with you and your brother.
Oh my god.
THis is is just confusing. we're all posting as anonymous.
From now on, ill post with the title of my Position.
and also, my website is not mine, but of the leader of the Anti-Tucker max brigade. he is a true hero to our kind.
i killed 2pac fucko. i am the mothafuckin hood.
10:34 PM, i think you're wrong. i heard that the movie based on your life is a gay porn flick
9/21/2006 10:36 PM,
does that mean.. .yes..?
anti-tucker max brother?
you will allow me to fellate you?
please.. please, i only reserve this gift for my anti-tucker max racist brothers.
please allow me to do you this honor.
you win the lamest comeback of the night award. it's a hot session of anal with tucker max.
this message board is hilarious. will the real tucker max make an appearance here soon? he must know about this blog by now.
Guys chill out, my mom is Shakira and my dad is Dikembe Mutumbo, so I am a sexy singing seven foot tall NBA prospect gangster. I am in the MS-13 and I have killed millions of people! Drive-bys are for kids, we do run-bys these days because we are so hardcore!
cloud/cockly, email a link of this website to tucker. or better yet, call tucker max 300 times and tell him to post here.
"please.. please, i only reserve this gift for my anti-tucker max racist brothers."
also, anybody with a spare $5.
Anti-Tucker max brothers,
let us cum together and go against this tucker max fan boys.
we must unite. we must... bring our broad shoulders together.. and.. cum.. together.. rubbing each other.
and overwhelm these FANBOYS with our love, so they go away forever.
Please, lets bow our heads down in please to our hero
Cloud Starchase/JSmassler
http://www.jsmassler.com <---our hero, our master, the creator..of this blog.
where the fuck is tucker? are he and kungfu mike rubbing their knobs?
that justin is one sexy boy, i must admit. i'd rim his ass any day of the week.
ANTI-TUCKER MAX BROTHERS,
WHERE ART THOU?
SPREAD THE HATE YO,
LETS BITCH ABOUT TUCKER MAX AND HSI RICH DADDY!!
COME ON!!!
9/21/2006 10:42 PM,
YES ANTI-TM BROTHER!
WE CAN DO IT TOGETHER!!
massler, do you have a learning disability?
quit interrupting me. i'm trying to masturbate here.
i financially support my loser son
Bump
IF YOU DON'T LET ME FELLATE YOU, IT MEANS THAT YOU ARE AN TUCKER MAX FAN BOY.
LET ME FELLATE YOU ANTI-TUCKER MAX MEMBERS OF THE RACIST SUPER GAY HERO LEAGUE!
WE MUST MAKE OUR ALLIANCE TOGETHER OFFICIAL!
BOW DOWN TO OUR LEADER!
JSMASSLER!
will you be my sugar daddy? i'll let you penetrate me nightly.
massler, what is that bullshit on your website? what a bunch of crap. you need a new concept. how about a website full of videos of you fighting?
I WILL BE THE SUGAR DADDY AND OFFICLA FELLATOR OF ALL MY ANTI-TUCKER MAX BROTHERS!
The other websites of our hero!
http://www.heroicdestinysquad.com/
http://cloudstarchaser.heroicdestinysquad.com/
I love cloud. and hate tucker max.
but you're already the official cum dumpster for the tucker max message board? you may have to resign your post.
NO SUCH!
I AM THE OFFICIAL CUM DUMPSTER FOR MY GAY SUPER HERO RACIST LEAGUE OF ANTI TUCKER MAX BROTHERS!!!
MY ALLEGIANCE WITH WITH THE TUCKAR MAX HATARz!!
I HATE TUCKER MAX!!
I LOVEEEEEEE JUSTIN MASSLER!! YUMMMYY!~!!!!
10:52 PM.,
brother TM-hater...
why do you disparage me so?
I am one of you.
and you're hurting my feelings. :(
i hate tucker max, yet you are acting like you love him. are you a fanboy? GETOUTTA HERE FAN BOY.
stupid fuck. you can't have both posts simultaneously. the only thing you can hold 2 of at the same time is cocks in your ass.
9/21/2006 10:58 PM,
this is true.
and i hope one cock is yours, and the other is masslers.
Why are you so angry?
as ANTI-TM brothers, we need to love and care for each other.
it's actually just mine. given its girth, i can see how you might mistake it for two.
to my anti-tucker max gay league of racist super hero friends:
we must hate on tucker max and his fan boys.
but we MUST love EACH OTHER. we are a few and special breed, we are intelligent and self-respecting, we are manly with our broad shoulders and big penises..
we must stick together.
please let us not get angry with each other.
at rough times,
let us think of our leader, the ultimate Anti-Tucker max gay hero:
Justin Massler/Cloud Starchaser/Cockly Mcbeefwell/Fucking Psycho
11:01 PM,
YESSSSSSSSS!!!
THIS IS THE KIND OF ATTITUDE WE NEED IN OUR GROUP!
i see that you are a TRUE TUCKER MAX HATER! i WAS beginning to doubt you brother.
but now, i feel extreme JOY!
"it's actually just mine. given its girth, i can see how you might mistake it for two."
Wow, are you enjoying your gay little fantasy there?
11:09 PM,
do not disparage him!
he is simply being a true Anti-Tucker Max Gay Rascist Super Hero.
I for one, am proud of him.
I am sure our creator, Massler is too.
I love him.
I'm sorry I can't join your MAMBLA group but I hope that you two have a happy and hate filled partnership with plenty of Tucker and Asian bashing.
11:14 PM,
that is fine. we do not welcome tucker max fans (or anyone with more than half a brain) in our group anyway.
good day to you. and close the door.
where r my anti-tm super gay league of racist heroes?
: (
WHERE ARE MY GAY RACIST LEAGUE OF SUPER ANTI MAX HEROES!!
WHY HAVE YOU ABANDONED YOUR BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:'(
if tucker max is racist, and you are a tucker max fan, you must be racist by proxy. fuck you racist piece of shit. this is a hate-free zone you fucking cunt.
9/22/2006 1:25 PM,
THERE YOU ARE MY BROTHER!
i HATE MAX!!
but..
i love you.
may i suck your penis?
Cloud told me that i should.
i already finished sucking his.
if you say no, it means ure a TM FAN! HAHAHHAHAHA!!
1:25 PM,
you also need to learn the definition of "proxy"
Us anti-tucker max people truly are an intelligent bunch!
you love max because he articulates your racist views, hence the use of the word "proxy", dipshit.
2:00 PM,
once again,
you need to learn the definition of proxy.
us TM hatarz are so shilly and cute! : )
hahhah i think it's so funny how these haters are so angry all the time.
it's a funny image to visualize.
heehee
(not the same guy as the guy above, but i don't have an issue with max or anyone really)
are massler and cockly mcbeefwell the same person?
who sucks more cock - massler or tucker max?
9/22/2006 2:18 PM,
christ, YES.
does anyone else NOT know this?
massler, is a psychotic scizoid gay faggot that has been stalking max for a fucking year.
if you look at the rest of his website you'll see under "cast", he describes someone named "max tucker" a character he emulates to be just like tucker max, and Captain Kaddox, a character he wrote to be just like one of max's best friends Maddox.
massler=cloud=cockly
=psychotic dipshit=guy who created this blog.
consult a dictionary fuckhead. a proxy is more than what you use to secretly surf gay scat porn.
For the last time, I am not Cloud Starchaser or Justin Massler, or whatever the hell his name is. Doesn't Massler have a real picture of himself on each of his websites? Do you see a picture of me, Cockly McBeefwell, here? Also, haven't you noticed that his websites typically have stupid adventure stories about himself?
I put up this blog in January to expose Tucker Max as a douchebag because I heard about how he was posting lots of fake reviews of his own shitty book on Amazon.com. Nobody seemed to care about this blog until a couple weeks ago.
these dipshits find it impossible that more than one person on earth thinks tucker max is a talentless fuck.
you know how i know you are massler, you crazy fuck?
because nobody else in this fucking universe would voluntarily put up a picture of your ugly mug on their website
http://tuckermaxdoucebag.blogspot.com/2006/01/tuckers-nemesis-cloud-starchaser.html
4:19 PM,
what are you talking about?
we are a league of gay racist super heroes against tucker max.
a league contains more than one person.
it is an alliance between all of us who hate tucker max.
it is very clear that there is more than one faggot that hates tucker max.
we are all faggots together.
may i fellate you? so loving massler... by PROXY may i fellate you? HAHHAHAHAHHAHA~!
You pro-Tucker morons are the most clueless fucks in the universe. Why don't you just mail Max all of your money now since you love him so much?
To quote Wikipedia:
"Max has since removed all mentions of this [Opie & Anthony] appearance on his website and message boards, and refuses to publicly acknowledge the incident occurred."
The faggot was schooled by the O&A Virus. Swallow a reality pill the next time you are sucking Tucker's small cock.
The aging hag Elizabeth Hayt even said he is a fag, aging shithead. Must hurt to see that your hero is a big zero.
Dude, he isn't even a hero, he is just entertaining you dumbass, that is why it is so funny/pathetic to watch you little bitches sit and whine about him all day. The guys that do actually think he is their hero are almost as big a douchebag as you are. The man hooks up w/ loads of chicks and has some wild adventures. Whether his stories are totally true or not, I couldn't give a fuck less, they made me laugh.
And as for your wikipedia quote, you are a tool. Quoting wikipedia is laughable, you act like its a definitive source. In case you didn't know anybody can edit it, try quoting wikipedia for a college class there homer.
you are one delusional prick. do you want us to post audio clips of the opie & anthony show?
That is a pretty lame comeback, I already told you I don't give a shit if what he wrote is real. The Opie & Anthony stuff is already on this website you tool. Plus, don't you think O&A need viewers and ratings as well?
this whole thing is very sad.
i like tucker max because his stories make me laugh, he does good things for the military and he has the confidence to carve out his own path in life.
if you don't believe his stories or whatever, fine, but why expend so much energy "hating" him.
And I'm delusional about what? Way to not make baseless arguements.
I just found this website from wikipedia and all I have to say is just wow. Your antics and arguements are childish at best. Like Nicole said above, he does some good things for the military and he is funny. I hope you guys can grow up some day.
a. he's not funny
b. he does good things for the military? give me a fucking break. yeah, he's a real sweetheart. read that thing from his girlfriend that cockly posted.
hey cockly, any way you could have a little "Best of" bar on the right. it could have links to the Opie & Anthony thing, the girlfriend thing, the sucker-punching post and maybe a few others?
Tucker Max is to literature what the Insane Clown Posse is to music. Oddly enough, their fans are one in the same.
You guys are pathetic, you have gone so far with your baseless arguements that you are now just stating opinions. You cannot decide for someone else what is funny and what isn't, dude, its not that we are super huge Tucker fans and think you should burn in hell. It just ISN'T WORTH IT to hate on somebody. People are laughing at you guys for this... and Tucker cares so much.
"Tucker Max Doesn't Care About His Fans"
Heh.
Try, "Tucker Max thinks all his fans are douchebags, just like himself".
Well, then he's right about one thing.
The funniest thing about all of this is all the fanboys defending him.
I think the comments here pretty much define his audience.
Yeah, call me a hater, maybe I am.
But at least I'm not begging to lick some idiot alcoholic asshole's asshole.
"It just ISN'T WORTH IT to hate on somebody. People are laughing at you guys for this... and Tucker cares so much."
The hell it ain't worth it.
It's fucking funny as hell to watch you "smartguys" come here and defend him TO THE DEATH.
"And Tucker cares so much"
I fuckin-guaran-damn-tee he'll read this post, idjit.
who died?
LOL at this entire blog!. Props to it too though.
I agree Max is a doucebag and he got his fans to spam amazon I bought that book and suffered through it too. at least it was cheap
Anonymous said...
Tucker Max is to literature what the Insane Clown Posse is to music. Oddly enough, their fans are one in the same.
9/23/2006 7:11 PM
Very true, and funny too.
HEY!! I'm a poet and don't know it! I should write books!
But seriously, I'm just curious about one thing though:
Who is worse? The haters, or the haters hating on the haters?
If the orginal haters are wrong for hating, then aren't the haters hating haters even worse for hating the haters?
Funny chit
OK so a few random people have e-mailed me asking if I write this blog. The answer is No, I am not Cockly McBeefwell and don't know who he is, nor do I care.
I'd just like to get things straight with all the Tucker Max worshipping douchebags out there:
I do not care about Tucker Max. He is useful as a hilarious opponent and that's all.
Is Tucker Max God?
No.
Am I God?
Yes.
What is Tucker Max's purpose? Is it to bring about a divine state of affairs where all humans are cared for and eternal compassion rules over mankind?
No, it is to make money and assume power.
Is my purpose to bring about the Kingdom of Heaven on Earth where all humans are protected and injustice is forever moderated by the watchful eye of God?
Yes.
Tucker Max is not God, his cronies aren't God, Dimeo III isn't God.
Cloud Starchaser IS God.
That's the main difference.
So all you fools worshipping Tucker Max, you are only worshipping a Golden Calf. But in the future, like Moses, my Kingdom will descend, and you will know I am the Lord your God, the Incarnation of the One Known as the Christ, who has come to bring you Eternal Salvation.
So just to clear some things up.
Cloud Starchaser, The Lord Your God
I'm an adnosdick.
Not sure if I believe "Cloud" didn't start this blog, but I couldn't really give a fuck regardless.
I've laughed harder at the comments here than any of Tucker's lamo stories.
p.s. I was a fan, until I signed up to his message board and was instantly red-dotted for fucking nothing.
This post on this blog sums it up for me.
He's an asshole, just like he said.
Most of the pro-Tucker Max people who keep posting here are idiots. Some of you think it's pathetic that I've created this blog to expose Tucker Max as a douchebag. If you truly believe that, then what is your opinion of someone who posts intricate details of many fabriacted sexual encouters on a website for all to see? How can you possibly think that what Tucker Max does is not about a hundred times MORE pathetic? I write a new post here once every few weeks. Tucker Max writes crap on his website every day! So screw that douchebag.
you are a true hero cockly. forget that max's stories are bullshit, forget that he deserves the mother of all beatdowns, the guy is as talentless as they come. he can't write and none of his stories are funny (except the airport one and the shit one, both of which he has been called out on). he's no different than some boy band or shit-for-brains sitcom that gets cancelled after a week.
frankly, i could give a fuck about his advance. he's not going to be successful. he has nothing to offer. i read on his board now that he thinks he'll be making millions of dollars in the future? i don't see how even he could be that deluded. he has no ability to create anything. not to mention, he has no verbal ability whatsoever, so he looks like complete bullshit whenever he's on tv or the radio
to answer you cockly, even if it is fake, as long as it is entertaining, i don't give a fuck. i read it, it made me laugh, then i went on w/ my life... unlike some people.
"forget that max's stories are bullshit, forget that he deserves the mother of all beatdowns, the guy is as talentless as they come. he can't write and none of his stories are funny"
Please, tell us how you really feel.
Guys... Tucker Max has a girlfriend, let's hear you smatter him about it! I want to hear about how she isn't real, is a post op tranny, cheats on him and more!!!
Go!
http://messageboard.tuckermax.com/showthread.php?t=11456
Leave it to the Tucker Max fans to post that Max actually has a girlfriend. Only a high school dweeb would care.
let's see:
-wants to go out with tucker max
-advertises bisexuality
gee, i wonder what this chick's m.o. is?
He says he has a girlfriend now? So what? Because he might have a girlfriend now we're supposed to no longer dislike him?
Even if that is true it doesn't change the fact that he's been posting b.s. stories in an effort to portray himself as something he is not. Still 100% douchebag.
tucker max is about to go where only 15 close family members have gone before.
11:21 AM...
THERE it is, i was waiting to see what da hatarz would accuse her of being.
and the polls are in, she's an "incestuous slut!"
bravo!
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