Monday, March 06, 2006

Picture of Tucker Max and Girlfriend?

A few weeks ago I found this picture of Tucker Max on Cloud Starchaser's blog. According to Cloud, the woman with Max is his girlfriend. Can anyone verify this for me?

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

That's 2 girlfriends, she has 2 chins.

Anonymous said...

Give it up, Cloud. Just keep attacking black people for no reason and getting your ass kicked. It's more entertaining.

Anonymous said...

ive only been on this site for 10 minutes and im already sick of your biased, immature and slanderous bullshit, get a job or a site that doesnt look like someones ass
tucker max is above you

Cockly McBeefwell said...

Hey Mr. anonymous above (6:56 PM), I think you're the one who needs to get the job. And while you're at it, go read "Black's Law Dictionary" because you obviously don't know the meaning of the word "slander." Slander is the oral communication of false statements injurious to a person's reputation. It would necessarily be impossible for this blog to slander Tucker Max or anyone else.

What do you mean "tucker max is above [me]"? Is Tucker Max supposed to be someone to whom you or I should look up? Have you deified him for some reason? That unemployed loser posts bullshit stories on his website about his alleged sexual exploits that probably never occurred. He is nothing special. You could do the same if didn't need to work to survive because you had rich parents or a trust fund off which you could leech.

Anonymous said...

Dude, that's his mom.

brady said...

Cockly-

Tucker is above you because he can actually write. I read his stuff and I don't care if it's bullshit, it is well-written, especially considering that he did not go to school for English or anything, and it is entertaining, which is more that can be said for your punk ass.

By the way, insulting people's spelling and writing skill is a really good way of arguing your point.

You are a talentless douche bag who seriously needs to pursue something else, like growing balls or killing yourself.

Have a nice night. Your dog tells me your balls are getting pretty dry, you might want to get some more peanut butter.

Fuck off.

Cockly McBeefwell said...

Brady, thanks for dropping a line. I'm surprised you were able to get off your shift at the gay bar to post here. How many times do you have to brush your teeth before you completely rid your tongue of the taste of ass from salad tossing sessions in the gay bar's bathroom?

You think Tucker's bullshit stories are written well? His stories have more holes that Swiss cheese. That piece of crap deserves all of criticism he receives. If he's really as rich as he says he is, why is ripping off diners and why doesn't he own any property? Could it be because he’s not rich and the only reason he isn’t living in the gutter is because he wealthy father supports him?

Since when are you the authority on writing ability? I didn't set up this blog to write elaborate stories like Tucker did with his website. I have not put up any ads on this blog. I'm just here to call him out for his bullshit. This blog would not be necessary if he allowed criticism on his own website forum.

Brady, are you really Tucker himself? Why are you wasting time posting here? Shouldn't you get back to becoming fatter and balder?

Go fuck yourself.

Yours truly,

Cocky McBeefwell

Cox said...

Wow! She's HOT!!

Oops, I meant, "Wow! She's FAT!!"

Shaner said...

is that seriously supposed to be funny. and i anyone stupid enough to actualy think tucker would ever go out with that mammoth. seriously?

Sapere Aude said...

You know, even if it is bullshit, what kind of a story would that be? It's called entertainment you underdeveloped fuck. The reason why he did make it as a published author is because he had entertaining content on his site- not a bunch of banal minutia that no-one in their right mind would ever pay for. Your site isn't creative at all.

Dat Dude said...

Tucker Max is the man. He is honest, and does what he wants. Which is more than most of you people can say about yourself. He inspired me to be a writer. The only reason anyone has ever talked sh*t about him is because they are jealous.

Frederic Christie said...

Wow, Tucker dates fate chicks... Is this what you guys can work up to? I'm not a TM fan per se, nor am I one of his sock puppets (the fact that I've written extensively for years on anarchist politics sort of disqualifies me - see, that's the nice thing about not posting anonymously, unlike most of the people here), but this is just childish, immature and insulting to the woman in the picture, whoever she happens to be. Have some respect. You're no better than what you claim Tucker to be.

Sapere Aude said...

Ya!!!

Anonymous said...

Dude, that's his daughter! Not cool, bro.

-Fag

Anonymous said...

Tucker Max is a schizophrenic, sexually unexperienced sociopath. The reason people get convinced and drawn to his bullshit novels is b/c he illusions the daydreaming of a regular teenage queerbag like himself. He is delusioned by vagina envy, and i will raise stakes saying hes never gotten laid before..

Anonymous said...

That is probably either his mom, or the producer for MTV's show that the did on him a few years ago. Who knows, and who cares. Tucker is Tucker, he's awesome and his fan base is a lot larger than your's. Oh and by the way, for the guy above me...if he is a schizophrenic and he makes up all of these stories then how come he has witnesses to these events? How come everyone who sues him does NOT sue him for lying, but sues him over petty stuff?

Anonymous said...

He was on the New York Times #1 Bestseller list how many times?? and you think he has no money??? His website gets how many viewers daily??? You think he has no money? Hes coming out with his own movie that will probably be a blockbuster and you think he has no money?? Are you a fucking Moron?? Some people do things like steal for the joy and excitement of it. Look at Winona Rider... you think she doesnt have any money also?? If you could get the little bit of fame Tucker has you would be lying your ass off also. How many other people make money from lying in this world... hmmm... think abouyt that

Ryan T Dougherty said...

If you are not Tucker Max disregard. If you are enjoy.
Fucking Brilliant!!! what better way to attest to your legend as wellas you marketability than to start your own hate site. Bravo my man Bravo. However if this is some fat bitch either trying to make a buck off of someone elses notoriety,or get back at him for never calling you back, well then Bravo to you too! But seriously he only fucked you to write about it!

Anonymous said...

Wow lot's of drooling morons on here who don't get it....

Carmela Johnson said...

I heard Tucker Max is dating some sex doctor, Taylor Puck. She goes around to colleges and does sex talks. My friends saw her at Rutgers and said she was amazing. I don't know though...one of those names has to be fake. Tucker Max and Taylor Puck just sounds weird.

Anonymous said...

Can't stand Tucker Max at all, agree he is a lying sack misogynistic crap who has lucked into taking money from gullible frat boys. However, that woman he is standing next to is a human being. So are any other women who have been victimized by him in any way. This site calls him out as a douchebag, fair enough, but isn't the demonizing of any woman who isn't 'hot' as determined by you equally douchebaggy? Don't non-supermodel women have a right to their own agency, to exist, have careers, to get laid by schlubby-looking-non-supermodel-internet-douchebags if that is what they want? Assuming, he gets laid, ever. If that does happen, I am sure he has to be on his best behavior, contrary to his claims, because no one would fuck a guy as hateful as he claims to be. At least not many women, and none of whom have self esteem, the poor things. Save the hate for Tucker. The women he may have been with, or those who have merely had to be in the same room with him, have suffered enough. They don't deserve your hatred too.

Anonymous said...

^^^ If Tugger is dating Taylor Puck, it must be a match made in heaven. Look at her blog http://taylorpuck.com - she is proud to be a complete whore!