Thursday, May 05, 2011

I am back!

I have finally recovered my password for this blog! This blog was somewhat popular when I created it back in 2006. I lost interest in Tucker Max in 2007 shortly after posting his altercation with a girl at a tailgate party. Tucker's name was in the news quite a bit after that when he was promoting his movie and I would have loved to have posting new material, but unfortunately I was unable to do so. This blog became very popular when Tucker was promoting his movie and the numerous anti-Tucker Max elements began to emerge.

Unfortunately, this blog was overrun with spam during the past few years. However, over the next several months I will delete much of the spam and clean this site up.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

this is a repeat story and totally made up. nice try, Mcbeefsmoker.

Anonymous said...

YAY! mr mcbeefjerks is back! now let's all go back to talking about tucker's cock.

Anonymous said...

It's a repeat, but a classic nonetheless: a perfect depiction of TM's douchebaggedness, his tiny body parts, and his limp-wristed fighting style.

Anonymous said...

hahaha "tiny body parts". not even 3 posts in, and the obsession with tucker's body begins.

Anonymous said...

i swear to god this fuckin blog is run by tucker or one of his friends.

Cockly McBeefwell said...

^^^ Wrong guess.

Tucker Max hates negative criticism - I recall people leaving comments in the super-thread indicating that he deleted numerous negative reviews of his movie that had been posted on his former message board.

anonydouce said...

CB, you miss the point - those are the first few comments from the superthread.

Which really must go down in internet history as one of the great crazy fun things.

Oh, and welcome back!

Anonymous said...

An open letter to Tucker Max -

Sure, I get it. You're an asshole. I think everyone can agree you are supreme in that respect and you claim it with due right. So what else are you? Definitely a witty writer. Superb in quickly finding the soft underbelly of nearly everyone you come across and then poking it with a sharp stick. Poon hound and attention whore of the greatest magnitude, surely.

Doesn't it get tiring, though? Doesn't whittling down people with missing confidence eventually begin to wear at your own peace of mind? Even though your stories make me laugh, they feel hollow. Because nothing ever follows. Sure, you got that unsuspecting person with some hilarious barb. Yep, you made someone temporarily feel bad. Again, and again, and again.

Marf.

Where does it go from here? The college crowd will get older and your biggest fanboys will grow up. They'll get pleated pants, wheezing mediocre jobs, start raising babies, and your stories will be the stuff they laugh about over beers and brats at family cookouts. So what are you going to do next? Marry one of those bottle blonds with fake boobs and chronicle your divorce? What other option is there? No decent woman would want you now. Fame and a prestigious law degree just can't make up for how filthy your body must be. Or how greasy and pock marked your soul has to be from years of neglect. Not to say that some contriving woman won't want you. I'm sure you're surrounded by plenty.

Sadness galore, plus a healthy dollop of missed opportunities. Bleh.

Anonymous said...

I just came across this site. I googled Tucker Max and next thing I know I'm here. Oh Blogger, please do tell why you have a blog that is anti-tucker max... i'm sure its in a previous blog somewhere but i'm too lazy to look for it.

Anonymous said...

Why are posts disappearing in this blog?

Anonymous said...

Tucker max acts and writes like a fifteen year old without his parents. Most of us have done all the same crap in high school. Get over yourself. You're not special or unique in any way.