Monday, December 11, 2006

The Purpose of The Blog Is To Expose Tucker Max As A Douchebag

As I have written several times already, this blog was set up to expose Tucker Max as a douchebag. Tucker and his moderators edit the hell out of Tucker's own message board and his Wikipedia entry. He and his followers have also apparently submitted a substantial number of overly positive fake reviews of his books at Amazon.com.

People need a forum where they can rebut Tucker's b.s. stories or post their own. Based on the format of the entries on this blog it should be readily apparent that I really don't spend much time posting messages here. I created this blog because I believe that Tucker is trying portray himself as a cool stud, something he is clearly not.

Some of you are the misconception that this blog is supposed to be as authoritative as the Wall Street Journal or the New York Times and that I should independently verify every single thing posted in the comments here. That is not going to happen. Not only is that completely unrealistic, you need to consider the fact that Tucker does not post citations for everything he posts on website, so why should I or the people posting comments?

People can post comments anonymously if they want to do so. There have been many good Tucker Max stories posted here. Are they all 100% true? I don't know, as I was not present during any of the encounters described in the stories. You should use your own judgment and decide for yourself.

I suppose that Tucker's fans would like me to disable anonymous comments so that they can find out who is posting real Tucker Max stories here so that they can harass such posters. Keep dreaming, because that is not going to happen anytime soon.

Others of you think that I am somehow insecure and/or just want to piggyback off Tucker to get website traffic. Those are the pathetic insults made by desperate people. Do you honestly think that everyone who dislikes Tucker must therefore be jealous of him or insecure? You're delusional if you really believe that. Sooner or later your hero will be exposed to his Internet followers as a liar and a douchebag (if he hasn't already). Also, look around on this blog. Do you see any advertising? I'm not doing this to make money or achieve fame.

166 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm starting to think you are Tucker Max.

Anonymous said...

This "hate-site" is all just too conveniently made.

Anonymous said...

Jesus Christ people, how hard is it to just accept the fact that this site was created to dispute Tucker Max?

notadrunkslut said...

This site has entertained me since I got a little bitter last week that I had wasted time and money on his shitty ass book.

I think you should start deleting the comments that are irrelevant. Arguing about who is more gay or fucks their dad is a waste of space.

Also, the people coming to YOUR blog to tell you that you have no life etc etc need to shut the fuck up as they are spending their own time coming here to defend some stuck up pretentious bitch who wouldn't piss on them if they were on fire. HE HATES ALL HIS FANS YOU IMBECILES.


Things for Tucker are starting to snowball and the publicity he gets from his book and his "potential" screenplay is going to arouse curiosity in people a lot more intelligent and discerning than horny teenage boys.

I think he'll crack under the pressure of actually having to produce an actual product and not just talk about how fucking great and entertaining he is going to be.

Also I find it strange that even though you are listed on his wikipedia page no one from that board has said a thing about it. Like you said, you don't need publicity and you aren't going to benefit from posting this, there isn't even any information about you in your profile, so the excuse that he doesn't want to send traffic your way doesn't hold up.

I just think he doesn't want to call attention to a place where people can anonymously post things about him. Cause half the people on his message board hate him and only go there because of the few intelligent posters. And his "friends" would probably love to put in their two cents.... anonymously of course.

Anonymous said...

my friends often put in their two cents around your mother - that's her rate for a bukkake session.

Anonymous said...

^^^

bukkake session? Seriously, fanboys of TM need to realize that they just sound like, well, kids, when that is their only retort.

.....oh wait, they are.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
my friends often put in their two cents around your mother - that's her rate for a bukkake session.


Tucker, you should be working on your script right now. C'mon guy, you don't need to hang out on this blog.

Anonymous said...

like I said, let's see how he handles deadlines and collaboration with those he disagrees with and high expectations. I'm guessing not too well. I think the whole CC thing will implode.

he's a great mimic though. He's already talking on the board about a senior producer "adding value". Im looking forward to future wordspeak jargon he picks up. What an eager beaver.

Anonymous said...

my friends often put in their two cents around your mother - that's her rate for a bukkake session.


Fanboy, what would you do if Tucker punched your mom in the face like he did to the U-F coed? Would you call him out like the bitch that he is, or would you continue to kiss his ass?

Anonymous said...

i'm not a tucker max fan fucky. i've been kicking his ass on this blog for months.

try to keep up.

A Nonymous said...

I for one am happy about this "conveniently made" site.

And slut's mum charged me double the going rate for the last bukkake session. I want a rebate.

Anonymous said...

And slut's mum charged me double the going rate for the last bukkake session. I want a rebate.

ahhh, always nice to see one of TM's non US-based fans chime in.

Anonymous said...

Cockly, your next post should describe the incident where Tucker punched the chick at the Florida v South Carolina game. That story truly depicts Tucker as a douchebag.

Anonymous said...

regardless, tucker max is not funny. anybody who says otherwise clearly knows dick about comedy.

12/11/2006 1:31 PM

I hate Max and I'm not saying he is funny, but this is just damn hilarious.

Clearly you have to be well studied to laugh and understand humor. Does anybody else see the irony in this?

Anonymous said...

no

Anonymous said...

saying tucker max is funny means you don't understand the dynamics of comedy. there's nothing to study, it's simply intuitive. you'd be laughing because you think everybody else is.

Anonymous said...

He has a deal with COmedy Central now. He may be a douche but he is a famous douche

Anonymous said...

for him to be famous, the show will actually have to be picked up and watched by people. he's still about 10 steps removed from actual fame.

Anonymous said...

Comedy Central makes 12 pilot shows per season. Out of which, one, perhaps two get picked up. Those that got picked up had something going for it, like say a truly famous person involved in front of or behind the camera.

The amount of money Tucker will make is miniscule. He is not Trey Parker and Matt Stone or Dave Chappelle. He might be getting 5K for his efforts, but that's about it. Comedy Central just doesn't pay for quality, that's why Tucker will be on the back end of the Carlos Mencia show IF his show is the 1 out of 12 that got picked up.

I can't say for certain if it will fail, or it will hit. If it is a failure, oh well.... If it's a success,then an awful lot of people will be questioning him during interviews about the truthfulness of his stories during press junkets.

Either way, he loses.

Cockly McBeefwell said...

Notadrunkslut, Tucker Max definitely knows about this blog. He just doesn't want to discuss this.

Anonymous said...

TM has been wondering about internet crossover celebrities on his board. The answers so far: Perez Hilton, Matt Drudge, Andy Milonakis, Tila Tequila

so he's amongst good company. Freaks.

Anonymous said...

Is this the nexus of loserdom in the universe? You guys are just flat out sad.

Please follow this up with a baseless comment, gay joke or lame statement about my mother.

Anonymous said...

given that you're a tucker max fan, your opinions are suspect to say the least.

groupie fuck.

Anonymous said...

Notadrunkslut, you are one of the few entertaining and halfway intelligent posters on this blog, please keep it up.

I for one can't wait to see where this CC thing goes. Watching some flabby, girly-voiced loser trying to act like a witty ladies' man on national TV would be hilarious. The guy obviously has NO understanding of irony.

Anonymous said...

^there's no way he's going to be acting in that 'show', no chance.

I can't wait to see the actor they get to play him....or, one that will actually agree to take on that role.

Granted, you have to give credit for him to be able to bullshit his way to getting that far (farther than any of us that are posting here). However, it will flop. Nobody wants to see that crap except for the fanboys on his message board. I'm from Chicago, and you would think that this "internet mogul" would have been somewhat well-known on the north side of the city (where he lived before NYC).......wrong. Outside of his little internet fandom, nobody knows about him.

Unless this guy changes up his style and moves away from the drunken (fake) tales that have made him quasi-famous, he won't get anywhere. And if he does change up his style, he's going to lose that fanboy fanbase.

Again, everyone that even knew this guy back in Chicago will tell you that he is full of shit, his stories are not even remotely true, and the ladies he's slept with here are definitely subpar.

notadrunkslut said...

Hey Cockly,

I know he must look at this site. That's what is so funny. He is obsessed and in love with himself, and all his friends edit his wikipedia page DAILY. There is no way they didn't tell him that there is a link on Wikipedia to your blog right under the link to his web site. That's why I think it's SO odd that you won't hear a PEEP about your blog on his message board.

Just like the radio show, you have the audacity to question his stories and ask for explanations or even any tangible proof, and your site has the potential for anyone to make unmoderated comments about him, which judging by the amount of people he has been as asshole to in his life ( 99.9999%) will probably be very unflattering. He won't EVER talk about this message board.

He will say that he doesn't mention your site because you are just doing this for attention and to get lots of blog traffic......like that's doing anything for you.

Whether every single comment is completely "true" or not, doesn't really matter..... I don't have any reason to not believe someone posting a story that is really completely believable, such as he is in NO WAY as quick witted in real life as he claims to be, and is pretty normal and boring and nursing a hangover most of the time and essentially relies on random freaks and gullible teenagers to keep his ego inflated and his delusional world believable enough so he can lie to himself. In the end it will paint a picture, create an unauthorized character - what people think of the REAL Tucker Max, not the caricature of successful witty debauchary he is viciously and desperately maintaining on his site.

And I agree with the poster who said that either way he will fail. The more attention he gets the more intelligent people are going to be curious and start asking difficult questions like, "In your butt sex you threw up and then she threw up and soon every one is throwing up. Didn't that already happen in the movie Stand By Me?"

And he only got confirmation that they will BUY his script. Not that they will film the pilot and then show it around to see if there is interest.

So basically he is freelancing and got paid to write a piece and is delusional enough to think that they are going to think people who watch The Chapelle Show, The Colbert Report and South Park would also watch a show about a thirty year old man typing on his message board all day and pounding beer at college bars night, all while telling every person he encounters that they suck because they are fat/poor/didn't go to an Ivy League School/Don't think he is a god/.

Anonymous said...

Will Tucker's show be about him performing Internet searches and getting drunk while posting on his message board and looking at porn?

Anonymous said...

Writing a script, coming up with non-one dimensional characters and a coherent story line is A LOT different then a silly story about fucking a midget (which was really one of his worst stories in a long time. sub par, even for Tucker).

I'm actually curious to see what he can do.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous 3:25 PM, I was joking about him acting in it. I know that would never happen, ever. I'm just saying it would be a beautiful thing to see his real-life self onscreen trying to play his Internet character. He's bad enough in Fox News interviews.

I agree that I want to see what he actually comes up with for CC. It can't be any worse than Mind of Mencia...

Anonymous said...

I even said on my blog that it's a long way from production.

Nobody reads this blog or Wikipedia, anyway.

Tucker

Anonymous said...

Someone obviously must read this blog if you managed to find it (if that really is you, Tucker). If nobody reads wikipedia, then why do you and/or your fans edit it constantly?

TB4 said...

Ha! This blog's a long time coming.

Tucker Max was interesting for a time. For a time, mind you. Like for about a week, the time it took me to read his stories.

They were funny. Obviously false, but he had the audacity to try to play them off as real. (Don't get me wrong, I don't think they're outright fabrications. But OF COURSE they are hugely exaggerated and played to his favor. Come on, do you really believe he carries a tape recorder around in his drunken shenanigans and accurately transcribes everything he says? See the whole elephant, fellas, not the bits he shows you.)

But see, a week. Maybe two, max. But then he tried to carry it to then next level. I don't blame him, really, I mean, who doesn't want to make a buck or two doing what they love? The problem is, Tucker displays himself as a complete tool. Straight up, tool, a person I just don't want to see succeed because there are much better and mature people out there who deserve better.

Fact is, he has NO new material. His book sucked. His new stories sucked. His message board is ridiculous and closed off. What does the man have to offer, other than the same tired shit day after day after day?

I think humanity as a whole carries a secret desire to see the good people on top, maybe because it doesn't happens. Those who are amoral, corrupt, well-off, and intelligent always rise to the surface like pond scum. Fortunately, Tucker is none of these. (I even venture to say he's not amoral or corrupt. He has friends, people, and loyal sycophants who think his shit smells golden.) But he is a tool. One that we can easily watch pop and fall to the ground. He's not one of the "good guys" but he doesn't have the talent to be one of the "bad guys." He will be the poster child for guys who get what's coming to them. And I can't wait.

Anonymous said...

meeting deadlines, collaborating and the ability to write great dialogue.

Tucker has none of these abilities. CC wants access to the 25-35 year old male viewing population, Tucker's internet and book #s just serve to lessen their perceived risk. His stories and writing dont give them anything more than every other schmo peddles to them on a daily basis.

Anonymous said...

I'm amused by this site. The same way I'm amused by Tucker's site. I don't really give a crap about the validity of his stories, I care that they make me laugh. That's enough for me. It also makes me laugh that someone could get so bent out of shape about a silly little internet site.

Anonymous said...

This is qouted from his messageboard;
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[Let me be clear: I DO NOT want to discuss the truth or fiction of my stories specifically, simply because 1. I know they are real (as does anyone who's spent time on this board), and don't feel like going over that right now, but more importantly 2. I am planning on having this "discussion" in the future, and don't want to spoil the surprise.

You people have seen how I handle any major fight--I take my time, gather intelligence, make a plan, marshal my forces, and then unexpectedly and brutally strike directly at the heart of the opposition, all with the intent of utter destruction on the first strike. I consider it a success when my opponents don't even have a way to counter.

Well, this is going to be no different. I know that I have made the claim that my stories are true, and I know that many people have either directly or indirectly called the truth of my stories into question, and I know that I have never really responded to those attacks, at least not in a systematic way. I very aware of this. I am also very aware that as I become more successful and more famous, this question will become more and more important, as it did for James Frey and Augusten Burroughs.

Don't worry. I am not going to waste my energy responding to multiple enemies at different times, but I am going to respond. That day of reckoning is coming--but it's going to be on my terms, on ground of my choosing, and done in a such a brutally effective and comprehensive way that it immediately and permanently ends the debate.

But now is not the time, and this thread is not the place. Keep to the focus.]

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I want to see what 'tatical strike' he is planning. The people i know that have the most doubts about him were ex message board people, why dosent he host the sex2k video etc.?

Anonymous said...

Could his ego possibly get any larger? He should be realistic because he's made many outrageous claims in his stories and the only proof he has that they actually took place is his own word and the word of his friends.

He'll never post the Sex2k video because I read that he unsuccessfully tried to pick up women and came across as a dork.

How exactly would you figure out that his stories are real just from reading other posts on his website? All of the posts on his website probably contain lies.

Tb4 said...

It's getting to him, that's for certain. I want to see his tactical strike. Probably involves a testimony of a bunch of his idiot "friends" claiming how right he is, and some poorly cobbled footage of some bullshit. Unless he has concrete video or audio proof that his stories are real, he won't prove shit.

Anonymous said...

Look at the comments about tucker max at the bottom of this page:

http://www.ifmagazine.com/new.asp?article=3845

Anonymous said...

i think it's become obvious that tucker has a tendency towards hyperbole. to establish credibility he'd have to substantiate all his outlandish stories, and it would have to be via hard evidence or unaffiliated 3rd party accounts. what will most likely happen is he'll get one of his dipshit buddies to say "oh yeah, i swear this happened".

DrunkRex said...

Hi everyone! DrunkRex here with my latest & greatest story: "DrunkRex tries buttsex - hilarity ensues!"

As you all know, Tucker and Court broke up. KungFuMike and I thought Tucker needed some cheering up, so we brought up the good ol' double-anal penetration during our latest down-time between fucking Playboy Playmates and Hollywood starlets. Tucker readily agreed to our suggestion, but there was a catch - Mike and I didn't tell him that we were going to have The Bunny secretly record it on her new vidcamera for posterity.

When the time "came," Tucker dressed up in his favorite gimp suit, and Mike and I bent him over like the anal-freak that he is. We shoved about five bottles of astro-glide into his anus, and then we were ready. The Bunny was already in place in the closet. Her new vidcamera is amazing - it can take the cleanest pictures possible, even in a darkened room.

Mike and I both entered Tucker. We knew that he wasn't ready for our throbbing 12" manhoods (see, now you know this story is true) and he grunted a lot through the orange choker-ball we had in his mouth. After a few minutes he began to bleed. Mike and I worried that we were too big for him and that we might've ruptured his colon, but we continued to drive them home.

When it was time for Mike and I to paint Tucker with our man-juice, we pulled out, but Tucker's gaping asshole had a surprise for us. A massive stream of watery shit flew out of him and all over us ...

"DID YOU JUST SHIT ON OUR DICKS???" Mike and I both screamed.

Well, we tried to scream it - but the nasty reek of Tucker's shit caused us to simultaneously throw up all over him!

Tucker pulled out the choker-ball and threw up on us. Then The Bunny crashed out of the closet and threw up. The vidcamera bounced across the floor and to our horror its memory card flew out, careened across the room, and landed in a pile of Tucker's shit!

We wanted to clean off the memory card, but we weren't sure how to do it. Even though The Bunny still had the instructions to the camera, we couldn't find "How to clean the memory card if it lands in Tucker's shit" in the table of contents, so sadly, we just threw it away.

Obviously this is true, because I said it happened - but I really wish we could've cleaned off that memory card!

Anonymous said...

From DickRex's clever website:

"I've invented a new game for spelling the monotony of riding the Metro to and from work. Here's how it works:

As you pull into your station of disembarkation, make eye contact with someone standing near the double doors who you think won't be getting off with you. As you exit the train and make your way toward the escalator or stairs toward street level, do whatever you can to maintain eye contact as long as possible. Then, right as you think the doors are going to close and the train is going to pull away, sneer at the person and flip them off.

Bonus points for running after the train and pressing your Bird against the train door window.

Double bonus points if you give them the Double Bird.

Triple bonus points if you miscalculate the train's departure*, the doors re-open, your target jumps out, and starts a fist fight on the platform.

Quadruple bonus points if you win."



Wow. That's hilarious. I guess.

Anonymous said...

12/14/2006 5:51 AM,

that was fucking inspired. god bless you.

Anonymous said...

I’ve been a member of the Tucker Max Message Board (TMMB) for almost 4 years. I first heard about Tucker and his site from an e-mail that was passed around. It was the “Miss Vermont Story” and got e-mailed around a lot a few months before he was on MTV and the site exploded. I have read every story posted on his old and new site and been a semi-frequent poster on the TMMB. Why? Quite frankly his stories made me laugh. Tucker tells a good story, or at least he used to, and it was an entertaining diversion from work or school. Mind you, he’s not a good writer in a technical sense, but his stories were funny and did a good job of conveying a hilarious mental image. I never assumed that the stories were 100% true, I assumed that they were embellished. Or, more precisely, the stories contained an essential kernel of truth surrounded by made-up/exaggerated elements of the story (a lot of the dialogue). I didn’t care, though, because I was just there to get a cheap laugh.

The more I thought about it, however, the more the fact that TM is basically lying in his stories began to bother me. His whole hook is that these stories are “true.” Anyone could just make this shit up and pass it off as fiction, it would get e-mailed around a few times and be forgotten. But Tucker presents it as true, that it actually happened to him, and it didn’t, he’s lying and that’s unacceptable. What gets Tucker his attention is people going “Man, I can’t believe that this actually happened to someone, that shit is so crazy!! I wish I were him.” In short, he was interesting because he represented something that many people wish they were but don’t really have the balls to be. Unfortunately, he wasn’t really that person, Tucker is more a persona than anything else.

Even still, this wouldn’t be that big a crime in my book if not for Tucker’s ever growing ego and arrogance. It was funny for a while, but now it has just gotten out of control. And this is reflected in the company he keeps. Like I said, I’ve been a member of the TMMB for a long time, long before most people knew about it. Back in the day, it was mainly Tucker and his friends from law school and friends of Tucker from real life. Almost all of these people were regular posters, something that kept Tucker grounded and provided a much-needed reality check, they weren’t afraid to call bullshit on his stuff or smack him down a bit. Basically, TMMB was just an online version of friends giving each other shit at a bar.

That changed after the MTV show and Miss Vermont lawsuit. All of a sudden, a bunch of people came out of the woodwork and began e-sucking Tucker’s cock (and a few did in real life too). The problem was, none of these people were in on the joke, they didn’t realize that the shit wasn’t all true. But in order to keep these new fans, Tucker couldn’t admit it wasn’t true, he had to maintain the fa├žade. And the more often he repeated the lie, the more he seems to believe in it. Slowly, almost everyone on the TMMB who knew Tucker in real life, pre-MTV, started to drift away. Most stopped posting, deleted their accounts and haven’t been heard of since. Part of this is a natural maturation process, what his friends thought was funny at 25 became less so at 30, and a little diversion no longer seemed important. But what I think is also is the case is that a number of people who knew Tucker knew the truth and started to get disgusted at what he was becoming. You can see this in the dwindling posts of guys like JoJo, PWJ, SlingBlade, SippyCup and others. Anyone who “knew” Tucker in real life found one excuse or another to stop posting. Tucker’s their friend and they would never call him out, but they seem to have gotten sick of what he was becoming. The bullshit is funny when everyone knows its exaggerated; when Tucker started acting like everything was gospel truth, it became more than they were willing to deal with.

This has, unfortunately, only made Tucker worse. Unencumbered by people who could call him out and keep him grounded, Tucker has just fed off the adulation of people on the board. The TMMB is now populated by a bunch of people that worship at the altar of Tucker and believe everything that he says. Anyone who raises a question, or expresses a view contrary to Tucker’s is immediately flamed and banned by those incapable of anything other than groupthink. Even worse are his new core clique, basically the Rudius Media people. All of them are dependent in one way or another on Tucker for their “fame” and livelihood. People like Bunny, Kung Fu Mike, Solyent Green, DRex (who, for my money, is the absolute worst person in the Tucker orbit and probably world), Mr Jake/Luke and others are so tied to Tucker that the cannot allow anyone to question him. Their existence is tied totally to maintaining the fiction of Tucker’s life; ask Tucker if a story is true, and either DRex or Luke will quickly swoop in to say that it absolutely is because they were there and/or know Tucker and that’s the way it is. But they HAVE to say this, they’ve hitched their wagon to Tucker and are just trying to live in some of his reflected “flame”. This is what has bothered me the most, all of Tucker’s “friends”, the people who appear in his newer stories, are people from the TMMB. They basically have no lives of their own and exist solely to be foils for Tucker. Surrounded by this group of yes men and women, Tucker no longer has a touchstone with reality and can tell any fiction that he wants. That’s why anyone who questions Tucker orthodoxy is immediately destroyed, too many people are now dependent on THE LIE to allow the truth to be exposed.

And that’s the real problem, Tucker know “believes” the lie that he has concocted for himself. And why shouldn’t he? Those people immediately around him reinforce his belief and never challenge him or do anything but fawn over his action while simultaneously punishing anyone who dissents. As a result, Tucker has just gotten worse and worse, he actually believes his own bullshit and thinks he is the vanguard of some new “movement” that will change entertainment and gender relationships. Whereas before a lot of his bravado was tongue-in-cheek and done more for effect, now Tucker really believes in his self-importance and needs constant reinforcement of it. You don’t need to know anymore other than he CONSTANTLY refers to himself as a best-selling author, and finds a way to bring it into EVERY conversation. Congrats, that’s an accomplishment. But why should I care?

All this being said, there is one bright spot to Tucker: the re-launch of PhilaLawyer. I highly recommend everyone read philawyer.net, that guy is an amazing writer and actually has something to say.

Anonymous said...

The above comment should be posted on the main page. Excellent work.

Anonymous said...

unless HE'S PhilLawyer, then he's evil.

No, good post, although it makes me think Tucker SHOULD be in Hollywood.

and a quibble: the "insiders" that post here dont quite convince me that Tucker is doomed since they dont even risk posting here under their real/board names. Playing devil's advocate, if he's nobody and he's going nowhere, what does it matter if the whole world knows that PhilaLawyer (or whoever) thinks the emperor has no clothes?

I havent known about TM that long, whatever happened to this Slingblade character everyone thinks was so funny?

Anonymous said...

To the posts 12/14 12:29 PM and 12:43: I am the 11:54 AM poster. Glad you liked my post, its been something that's been bugging me for a while and I really wanted to get off my chest. Only discovered this site a few days ago and it seemed like the most appropriate venue.

I'd like to be clear: I don't HATE Tucker Max, hating someone requires far more emotional investment in a person than I am willing to make for someone like Tucker. And I enjoy the TMMB and reading his stories. My main issue is the complete out-of-touch-with-reality his ego and sense of self-importance has taken on in the past two years or so. That, coupled with the godlike status a number of people hold him in has rubbed me the wrong way.

I can assure you I am not engaged in sock-puppetry, I am not PhilaLawyer (wish I were, I really do love his writing and I need the job). Of course, this being the internet, there is no way to prove what I am saying without sacrificing my anonymity. And since I still post on TMMB, that would get me banned (c'mon Luke and jlgolson, you know you're reading this).

Anonymous said...

I think TM's techies are too busy running programs to cross reference the IP addresses from this blog with TMMB posters.

Anonymous said...

How are those nerds going to cross-reference the IP addresses? Those guys would have to be really stupid to hack into google or whatever to find them.

Anonymous said...

I think TM's techies are too busy running programs to cross reference the IP addresses from this blog with TMMB posters.

I seriously do not doubt that. I don't know if you can get that info w/o inside help, but anything's possible.

I'm surprised that his followers haven't wahoo'd the shit out of this blog by now, that's how they all roll. Quite pathetic.

Anonymous said...

the 11:54 am poster's list of ex-friends of TM piqued my curiosity. I searched on Jojo's last posts, and found:

"It's a more subtle, mature humor ... something you and your misogynistic, frat boy fans will never comprehend. Why don't you go back to making women cry, or rigging internet debates against my strong minded Aryan brothers, or your fairy tale contests against real-life super heroes about who will get a TV deal first.

Or just tell some more poop jokes, since that's what you're best at."

Interesting.

Anonymous said...

6:28, I think JoJo was being facetious. The key is where JoJo mentions his strong-minded Aryan brothers. The key to remember here is that JoJo is black. Don't get me wrong, he's certainly not as regular a poster as he used to be and, reading between the lines or posts on TMMB, one gets the impression that he and Tucker had some sort of falling out. I think JoJo's point here was to mock others but (probably) not Tucker.

Anonymous said...

Hey, make more gay, racist and incest jokes. It makes you guys sound cool and powerful.

Anonymous said...

Okay, okay - your requests are overwhelming! Which is it you want more of?

poop jokes
incest jokes
gay jokes
racist jokes

Make up your mind!

Anonymous said...

so who is poster 11:54? and why does he hate DRex so much? is he actually DRex? is he Jojo? Is this whole blog an exercise in irony?

Anonymous said...

All of those types of jokes, it makes you guys seem so smooth and awesome. I love intellect like that, please entertain me.

Anonymous said...

i hear you love foot-long cocks in your ass as well. unfortunately, tucker can only provide you with a three-incher.

Anonymous said...

11:54 AM poster:

That is a very insightful and intriguing post that thoroughly explains the progression of Tucker's trajectory. Well done.

I completely believe it, too. Tucker making all of his friends dependent on him is a ploy straight out of 48 Laws.

BTW, Robert Greene seems like he is playing Tucker. Have you ever noticed that his blog's topics always relate to interests of Tucker? He is just pleasing his master, like he says to do in 48 Laws. What a loon.

Anonymous said...

robert greene is a two-bit hack, but i'd still like to read some of his books; i bet pretty much everything tucker does is explained in those pages.

Anonymous said...

I actually see it a little differently. Isnt Tucker an only child? I guess he probably has lots of step siblings, but I picture his childhood with him as a very extroverted, smart kid all alone in the house. This reminds me of a kid I went to grad school with who had been raised similarly. These types of guys develop a deepseated, terminally prepubescent longing for buddy companionship. I think Tucker's successes, in the back of his mind, are "fun toys" that he can use to say "look what I have, come play with me!". "Look, I have a company, everyone come work for me, then we can hang out all the time and laugh and have fun!" His bar time generosity plays into this as well, and the message board is a great, readymade gaggle of friends available pretty much around the clock, to fill in when Tucker the extrovert isnt able to engage in person with buddies.

Anyway, I dont think he's actively manipulatively using 48 Laws, whatever the hell that book is about. I think it's far more simple and deepseated; it's the Only Child syndrome.

Anonymous said...

i don't know.

here's an example. his message board. i can see now that the fascist moderation has a very distinct purpose: tucker has built himself an army of sorts. they write reviews on amazon, make lame on this blog and harass anybody he deems harrasment-worthy. i'll bet there's a bunch of shit about that robert greene has written.

Anonymous said...

I actually think the moderation is ok. I wouldnt be reading it if it degenerated into "L0L I rul!!" b.s., which is very easily could. And I dont think I'd read it if the "TM sucks" debates were included. I havent thought abt it in much detail, but boards need a strong orientation to be compelling, otherwise there's too much calamity.

Yeah, maybe the board creates an instant army, but it also keeps fans engaged and active, gives TM fodder for future stories, and it serves to build a critical mass to attract even more fans.

I'd buy into the "TM uses the 48 laws book" more if I didnt think much of his success came from delusional hubris and luck of happenstance.

Anonymous said...

hahah read Tucker's edit on this post:

http://tinyurl.com/y3d8et

Anonymous said...

12/14/2006 3:14 PM

I'm surprised that his followers haven't wahoo'd the shit out of this blog by now, that's how they all roll. Quite pathetic.

Hey, they did.

Don't you remember all of the:


"YAY!!!! TUCKER HATARZZZ UNITE!!!!!"


crap?

Anonymous said...

i ass-raped those guys and they haven't been back since. one of the worst beatings in the history of the internet, if not the world. they should've known better than to tangle with the likes of me.

Anonymous said...

are you Opie, or Anthony?

Anonymous said...

anonymous 12:16 am Interesting thread, actually. It's called "framing the debate"....have posters debate the ethics of the buttsex story, whereby they necessarily, explicitly or implicitly, have to go on the assumption that that story is true. Prob. one of the reasons he started that thread.

He's gotta make sure his core fans believe his stories, none of this "I dont care if theyre true, theyre funny!" business.

Anonymous said...

My take on Tucker is that he is an honest-to-god psychopath. TheBunny called him out as having Narcissistic Personality Disorder with Sociopathic Proclivities on her blog once. In case you don't know, NPD is sometimes deemed a form of psychopathy, and sociopathy is a modern-day euphemism for psychopathy. If TheBunny is to believed (and I don't know why she wouldn't be), Tucker is a psychopath.

Most of you are/have been board people, so you have seen a more in-depth side of Tucker. Read up on NPD (Narcissistic Personality Disorder); it explains a lot of his behavior.

Even Tucker's whole "I am a success because I buck social norms" thing is psychopathic. He tries to pass it off as noble and admirable, but that mentality is common among psychopaths: the reason why Tucker can buck social norms is because he doesn't allow himself to feel guilt or shame over his misdeeds.

Anonymous said...

ok, I'll buy that, and I'll up it by adding that I get the impression that TM is aware of his disorder and not entirely happy with it. Just a sense I get, I cant point to specific proof. Im guessing that NPD is a spectral disorder, and his is moderate, and that he suffers from recurring depression as well.

Anonymous said...

I just scanned some of the All star threads on the TMMB. The current board sucks compared to the one just a couple of years ago, and I'll bet it sucks even worse than the "old board". Most distinctly, there are no current mods or power posters that would call Tucker's shit out the way that was done a couple of years ago. The "yes man" threads nowadays get boring very quickly. I'd say that TM's life itself is probably more boring if folks like Stydie, Jojo, et al arent in it in real life.

Anonymous said...

Has anybody here attempted to read Drunk-Rex's blog? I don't think I ever read something so boring and meaningless.

The only thing that could be worst is if Tucker gave his pseudo-intellect redneck friend "Prester John" a blog.

Brett_Meisner said...

I was told that "I had to read his website" - I did. I didn't get it. I posted on his message board and they deleted my posts because I crossed some invisible line in the sands of date-rape rich-kid jock land or whatever.

Anonymous said...

Prester John seems ok, but I'll be glad when he and BrianH go and get themselves some actual military time in. Their wannabe chatter is trite, and quite frankly, gets under my skin when there are so many good soldiers QUIETLY, AND WITH DIGNITY, coming back to CONUS with less body parts than they left with. Less talk, gentlemen, just go do. We know you're anxious and scared and pumped up, but your chattery shit is unoriginal.

Anonymous said...

I had a post that was deleted too. I have to think that TM doesnt have the time to be doing this type of individual bs, and it was one of his underlings. If it was TM, holy shit, he needs to prioritize his time

Anonymous said...

and to add, my post doesnt have some witty mod message marking where it was, it just disappeared.

Anonymous said...

A sociopath exhibits 3 or more of the following traits:

1. failure to conform to social norms with respect to lawful behaviors as indicated by repeatedly performing acts that are grounds for arrest
2. deceitfulness, as indicated by repeated lying, use of aliases, or conning others for personal profit or pleasure
3. impulsivity or failure to plan ahead
4. irritability and aggressiveness, as indicated by repeated fights or assaults (both physically or mentally)
5. reckless disregard for safety of self or others
6. consistent irresponsibility, as indicated by repeated failure to sustain steady work or honor financial obligations
7. lack of remorse, as indicated by being indifferent to or rationalizing having hurt, mistreated, or stolen from another

Anonymous said...

Wow, that sounds just like someone we all know!

A Concerned Anti-Max Observer said...

Just a passing opinion. Although you guys are funny sometimes, you come off extremely insecure and childish, which is why I think that Tucker's fans keep bombarding you. (I'm not trying to oppose you guys, just throwing it out there, but I'm sure I'll get 'an internet beatdown.' It's also sad that you guys brag about beating someone down on the internet.) You guys come off as following Max closer than them, so its pretty weird that you 'hate' him. Especially w/ the long Bunny and Drunk Rex chatter on this page alone. Plus, you make polarizing statements that are on the same line of logic as hard-line Democrat v. Republican arguments.

"given that you're a tucker max fan, your opinions are suspect to say the least."

Seriously, you guys do have a point that Max's shit is pretty worn out and sad that he brags about nailing chicks ten years his junior, but you have pretty much dropped to lower than his level. Sick incest and gay jokes, not to mention homophobic and racist nature (the anti Asian stuff) of this board is no better than what you are fighting against. Don't you want to rise against him, or do you really just want to sit here and piss and moan about something. You can make a difference and ACTUALLY expose him, or be content on the sidelines. Let's fucking do something, who's with me!

Anonymous said...

fuck off.

Anonymous said...

yeah, Tucker, you faggoty gook loving motherfucker.

Tucker Max said...

Hey guys, seriously. This is mean, stop! I'm super serious, okay?

-TM

Anonymous said...

Wow, you call Max a one trick pony, talk about the pot calling the kettle black. You racist, homophobic motherfuckers should all fucking rot in hell.

TuxSux said...

What the ??? I'm black AND gay, you hate-breeding asshole.

And I resent your black kettle reference, jerk.

Anonymous said...

"sad that he brags about nailing chicks ten years his junior"

Would you prefer to read about him nailing chicks ten years his senior?

I don't know about you, but stories about staring longingly into a woman's wrinkled, leathery face while batting her droopy tits around like a couple of speedbags just don't do anything for me.

Anonymous said...

I feel you man, I don't get these guys. The president lies to us (take your pick which one) and thousands of lives and billions of dollars are wasted on countless wars, while people are losing their lives from each president's lies and mistakes, and you are sitting here bitching about an entertainer. Let's just put this in perspective, you are complaining that the dude is making a living off lies, but who is he hurting by this? Yet, let's not worry about REAL issues. You guys have way too much time and no lives to do this much research on Tucker's lives. Its appalling that you would call someone else a virgin when it seems like none of you even leave your computer. Here is a good quote for being this into Tucker Max and his squad for the big 'haters' you are:

"Those who do not mind their own business do not have enough business to mind."
- Mike Hanes

I swear, for as much as you claim to hate him, you seem like bigger fanboys than the actual fanboys. Damn, I can't believe how much you know about him, you guys are internet stalkers. Flat out pathetic

Anonymous said...

we hate him because he's the epitome of everything that's wrong with america. your argument is fucking moronic and has been made a million times before. posting on this blog takes all of 10 seconds, unless somebody wants to compose an essay as you just did.

Anonymous said...

Is it 'dumb' because what he said is true? Getting a little sensitive are we? Where are the gay/incest/racist jokes now?

Anonymous said...

So, you are telling me he represents racism, bad education, deteriorating international relationships, outsourcing issues, the war on terrorism, the immigration and social security problem, etc. Oh... I get it now.

Jer Kater said...

Amen to that 8:16! This little rant will take all of 30 seconds:

You are worried about billions of wasted dollars and a war, yet you're here. We found this hole, and apparently you did too, and that makes you a complete hypocritical ass.

Go back to your "real" news sources - front pages and lead stories on TV and radio - and you'll see that your big concerns (ie war) are NOT the top ones; Britney Spears and Angelona Jolie are. Explain the reason for that to THIS group of haters, prick.

You Suck said...

You guys are children, its pretty tough to convince a group of ignorant fools. A person is smart, people are idiots. Nobody is brave enough to be racist or a hater by themselves, but boy, you put them on the internet w/ anonymous names and they get some balls.

Way to call on the 'real' news there you cunt. Yeah, we haven't see ANYTHING about the Iraq war, issues with Iran, the poisoning of the former KGB agent, etc. You are retarded and almost all of you make baseless insults and arguements. Almost every time you are posed with logic, you dance around it w/ childish insults and baseless attacks.

To be honest, I'm just here to troll. I don't even give a shit about Max, I just love to argue and find you a hilarious target.

No, YOU suck said...

You missed the point entirely. Let's try this:

If Britney Spears announces she's getting divorced, and there's also the biggest blunder of a war ever going on, which story will be the top story on ABC, CBS, CNN, Fox, and MSNBC?

See what I'm saying? I don't like it any more than you, but it's true.

ps - I like the "cunt" jab. Neat!

Anonymous said...

if you wanna play the bleeding heart liberal angle with tucker max, there's plenty to work with; for a start, he looks down his nose at anybody whose daddy didn't pay 40 grand a year for college. he's also constantly prattling on about economics and posting verbatim from his macroeconomics textbook from college. also, he's a misogynist.

he's the perfect example of a pointless life subsidized by a rich daddy who contributes absolutely nothing to humanity.

stupid fuck.

Anonymous said...

I'm not defending Tucker at all, I was honestly here for the battle. No, I do totally agree that he is a pompous ass, but what I was trying to do in a less than laid back fashion was just point out that there are countless assholes like him on the planet. It is definitely obvious to me that he is a 'law school type'.

I mean, unless he has directly hurt you, fuck him. Why even care, he'll either make it or he won't. Which, by then, he'll be loved by his butt plugs and hated by many. Either way, don't fret so much about some fucker who blows his own horn with his ass. I heard someone complain once that 'assholes always get what they want', but I responded, at what cost? Most of the time they are miserable, intolerable people with no real friends, who are followed around by spineless toadies.

On top of that, and I hated admitting this to myself earlier in life, but there are some things you can learn from complete assholes. Some of the things they do can be emulated and you can make them work, but make them work for you, don't morph into the sad assbags they are.

Remember dudes, everything has a cost, and if you waste this much of your life hating on someone else, what are you sacrificing?

Anonymous said...

'this much" of my life? Damn - I really want that 8 seconds of fun back!

Anonymous said...

it's knowing how much this blog pisses him off that really brings a smile to my face. of course if it just rolled off him i wouldn't be here, but for a control freak like tucker it would be deeply disturbing. probably makes it tough for him to sleep.

Anonymous said...

Fair enough, I see your point. To be fully honest, I would love to see him lose his cool and spaz out on somebody. Shit like that is always HILARIOUS!

Anonymous said...

What the fuck? Who are you to lecture us on how to spend our time when you write long-ass diatribes on a blog? Who are you to tell us to quit hating on Tucker Max when you are hating on us?

Projection is a really funny thing.

Anonymous said...

That's cute kid, thanks for coming out.

jimmymango said...

I wish I knew how to contact the guy who runs this site, but I couldn't find an email address, so this post will have to be buried at the bottom of this comments section. I respect Tucker's ability to self-market and get his foot in the door with the Comedy Central deal. More power to him on that. But I can't say his writing has much credibility after coming across this inconsistency. If you click on the article "Tucker Max: Belligerent Without Booze" under Anti-Tucker Max News, you will find this quote from the mouth of Mr. Max himself: "I have a fucking memory. I remember the things that fucking happen to me. No, I don't sit at a table with a fucking tape recorder out. What kind of idiot do you think I am? Would you sit at a table with a guy that had a tape recorder out for six fucking hours?" However, if you read the last paragraph in "The Austin Road Trip" on tuckermax.com, Tucker has this to say: "In true Chinese Zen flow of life style, from the ashes of El Bingeroso rose the phoenix that you know as Tucker Max. I'd done plenty of crazy and out of control shit in my life, but that was the first weekend I consciously took a voice recorder out with me, and that was the first weekend I ever really understood how truly insane and funny my life is." There's more. Scroll down to 10:31 of "The Absinthe Donuts Story": "I turn to Rich and Eddie: 'She'll never recover from that. She'll never be the same. I've completely ruined a human being. Years of expensive therapy and costly drugs can't reverse that kind of damage...yeah, I have an upper management role in Hell reserved for me.' Rich looks at me and says into the voice recorder, 'Damage assessment: Total.' I got the joke the next day." I can't and won't say Tucker's a liar, just that he's inconsistent. One more thing. Who wouldn't have called him out immediately after he finished saying this? (It's from "Absinthe Donuts" again) "11:17: The girl starts saying something about what a horrible person I am. I stare at her, but I am not listening. I am preparing myself. I am B-Rabbit. This is the final battle rap. I will win the hostile crowd: [I interrupt the fat girl] 'Ward, I think you're being a little hard on the Beaver, [as I point to each in turn] so is Eddie Haskell, Wally, and Miss Cleaver.'" Come on. Making fun of people by quoting lines from 8 Mile? That movie sucked first of all and secondly, the line isn't insulting. I think the natural inclination is to call someone out on that, but hey, I'm just saying he's inconsistent.

Anonymous said...

Okay enough talk, how about someone that actually has a rebuttal to his stories speaks out? I haven't seen anyone on here make any real, viable counter to any of his stories (except for the guy that said he used to play ball with him).

Let's hear it. Until then, this blog is getting weak.

No 100 said...

Comment Number One-Hundred! fuck you tucker max lovers!

Anonymous said...

Oh, now poster #99 obviously isn't paying attention.

Total score so far:

1) Absinthe Doughnuts -- no police report, numerous timing and internal inconsistancies, especially regarding the "run" home.

2) Butt Sex -- no "video tape" produced, despite Tucker obviously being the kind of guy who would love having such a thing; internal inconsistancies regarding the amount of lubricant used and the fact that the friend "in the closet" was filming in apparently complete darkness. Tucker himself admits he has no idea how the (naked? shit- and vomit-covered?) girl got home.

3) Sushi Pants -- Florida journalist tries to locate the restaurant where it happened and was unable; nobody at local sushi restaurants remembers an event like the one pictured.

4) Austin Road Trip -- The hotel has no record of such an incident, and states that the guest would have been asked to leave immediately and the hotel sterilized.

5) Pepper-Spray Sex incident -- Internal inconsistancies, mainly in that a pepper spray canister would not go off simply by laying on it, especially if it was in a purse

6) Midget Story -- witnesses say that though Tucker Max was present at midget convention, and probably had sex with a midget, (jump the shark, anyone?) his conversation and actions were nothing like what described.

7) Opie and Anthony -- Tucker lacks convincing details or physical proof of his stories, as well as the alleged biting sarcasm or intellect that he say he has, as well as the "confidence" he claims as a master of the "game" -- Stammers and looks like he's about to cry when called out. As well as looking in no way like the athlete he claims to be. His constant claims about being "all about honesty" dispelled by the fact he bans all mentions of this incident from his message board.

7) Several people who know Tucker speak disparagingly of the "hot babes" he claims to bang constantly, stating that they are either overweight, underaged, or completely insane.

8) There are apparently some inconsistancies regarding what Tucker actually studied at Uiversity -- check out the "edit" page on his Wikipedia entry. In one story he claims Economics, in others, "Law, Letters, and Society."

9) Considerable internal evidence that Tucker Max is actually the author of the Hoo-Ah stories, which would mean they are also completely fabricated, a holster-sniffing fantasy from a military buff.

But we know that plenty of his stories are true -- his relationship with Bunny (abusive), his sexual encounter with Jade (abusive), and well, let's see, an eyewitness account of him abusing some girls at a football game.

Oh and some nut got his name tattooed on her crotch. I bet that made her daddy real angry.

Anonymous said...

About Tucker's Comedy Central deal, he still has to WRITE the thing! The man can't write shit, so hopefully Comedy Central has just bought into the hype, and will clearly see that Tucker is a no-talent loser.

Anonymous said...

Tucker Max is a douchebag.

Hahaha it's true!

Jaz said...

Why did you create a blog to "expose" Tucker M as a douchebag? He proclaims in his book, MANY times, that he is an asshole! And he is! And I'll tell you what, I love it! It is fun being an asshole! Especially when your a wealthy reasonably good looking asshole. Im glad that he published all his stories, their mean, disgusting and offensive, but they are none of those things to or about me which is why it is so funny. We all can get a laugh at someone else's expence! And there really shouldn't be any girl's in here complaining about wasting their time and money on the the book, I'm talkin to you here 'notadrunkslut'. It is obvious and well known what his book is about, so if you don't like the whole concept then don't buy the fucking thing. Im not here to defend him, I just don't get why someone would make a blog about this. If you dont like it don't read it. I don't like Dr.Phil but I'm not gonna go start a big blog about him! Although I do have the perfect name for it, "Dr.Phill; The Freudian Faggot", Alright, im bored with typing. Have fun argueing for another 2 years.

Anonymous said...

tucker max is a repulsive prick!! :)

Anonymous said...

You might need citations/proof of your accusations because while Tucker posts material for entertainment purposes (and with names redacted), essentially what you do is unqualified slander. Your arguments might stand up more effectively with a little evidence. Just sayin'

Anonymous said...

a little evidence hahahaaaa look at him!! he is a douchebag!!! enough said!!!!! and this is not an argument FYI this section is titled " Tucker Max Is A Douchebag" and my comment is that he is repulsive condescending prick :) where does it say "you might need citations/proof of your accusations"????? i didnt know this site came with instructions of such lol

Anonymous said...

Sorry, I meant to address that "to the OP" instead of "punctuation-abusing assclown." Where the fuck do you get off using smilies anyway?

Anonymous said...

this site makes me smile :))))) every time i read comments from assholes like u :)

Anonymous said...

HOLY SHIT WAT THE FUCK
LEAVE THE MOTHER FUCKER ALONE
wat doosh has the time to try to hate on another fellow player
U OBVIOUSLY GET NO PUSSY
DONT HATE
just because tucker max's life alot funner than yours you wanna put a site that hates that

wat a cum dumpster...

Anonymous said...

You can still see posts of PWJ on there, and while PWJ rarely posts now, Jojo is on there posting all the time. He's been there from the beginning. The characters from the books, the one's this jackass claims couldn't stomach the lies, WERE AT HIS FUCKING BOOK SIGNINGS. This is so ridiculous. I would not at all be surprised to find out that this blogger was called out and embarassed on one of the threads on the message board, and this is his way of getting back. Also, Tucker Max has been sued (check the Miss Vermont Story) and the result of the ruling agreed the story was 100% factual. Then, he went on to post more evidence on his site. The guy who wrote this doesn't have a shred of evidence to support his claim that the stories are made up, while Tucker Max has court rulings to back up his.

Anonymous said...

Good blog. I got his book for christmas from someone who obviously didn't know me too well. It is awful. Even if the stories are true, they are not funny. Doing a slingblade impression at women in bars, is just not funny. I don't know maybe I just don't get it.

Anonymous said...

If you can't take a joke, Fuck you.

Anonymous said...

There is nothing more cool than a dirty young man, and nothing more blah than a dirty old man. Can you imagine this sad fuck when he's 40? Ha ha ha ha haaaa!!!!!

Anonymous said...

this fucker just deleted my post her and he says tucker max delete his. so what's the difference guys? both are the same.Use your brains and think. just don't follow anything blindly. now tell me why you deleted my post(comment)

Rodney Peterson said...

I know Tucker Max exists only because a couple of days ago I saw a news story about the film screening of I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell and how the film promotes rape type illegal activities according to protesters. That got me interested enough to find out who Tucker Max is/was. I expected to find much worse than I did. I didn't feel the stories encouraged illegal activity anymore than a ton of other entertainment stories and products do.

Tucker Max is bright enough as a writer and some of the stories are pretty good. Tucker Max would appear to be his own worst enemy if he made this movie version of his book independently so he could exercise creative control. Just because you can write a few stories and sell a few thousand (I guess the figure is around 400,000?) books of a series of bizarre stories revolving around debauchery and sex does not mean you have the skill to make and market a film. Early reviews state the film is quite terrible and not even in the it's fun to watch because it's terrible fashion-just simply terrible. Without a major studio and horrible advance buzz such as this, the film is dead in the water. Even deader than Idiocracy, which failed because it offended corporate America so Fox refused to market it with so much as a poster. The fact it's become increasingly popular after all this time is a testament to the talent of Mike Judge.

Tucker Max is not Mike Judge, he's not Hunter S. Thompson, he's not a lot of people-he's Tucker Max. If he really is the person he writes about in those stories and has no wish to change, then it's all downhill from here. Some of that behavior, while entertaining, is truly psychotic. Narcissism, by the way, doesn't sell tickets or get good movies made-it can get in the way of talent, though, that's for sure-Tucker Max does show talent with these stories which are obviously a mixture of truth, writers embellishment and complete fabrication. Continuing with a lifestyle such as the one described is a one way track to painful suicide at age 34, where he sits today. He can hold on maybe ten more years at best without some major intervention.

The funny thing is, some of the scenes in my film and book, Cutting Confessions, are similar to some of the types of things that occur in Tucker Max's book and film-partially because some of the story is set in a world class psychiatric hospital, Las Encinas in Pasadena, California (for the past year they've been making headlines for all the wrong reasons-a 14 year old girl was raped there and two patients died within 24 hours on a unit run by a guy who really is a douchebag, Dr. Drew Pinsky of Lovelines and Celebrity Rehab fame.) But not all of the scenes read like a Tucker Max chapter or scene. If they did, there would be no linear story which is true of I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell and is one of the books weaknesses. For example, in the film Borat, although Sacha Baron Cohen uses humor that is at times clearly juvenile, it is funny and there is a linear story-he is traveling to America to make Pamela Anderson his wife-therefore you have a reason to root for him. But Tucker Max keeps giving you reasons why he is such a dick but he has no goals and no objective other than to be the biggest dick he can be and bang as many chicks as time will allow. In Cutting Confessions, even though there are a number of crazy characters because of the psychiatric hospital setting, the linear story is a man and woman meet in this hospital and fate not only brings them together, but fate continues to ensure their paths cross again and again. Eventually, they fall in love.

Tucker Max doesn't come across as someone willing to work with others and force his ego to take a back seat once in a while which is a necessity for making a film, which requires the talents of many people. Had he done that or if he matures in the future to that level, he might have a chance at something successful-but until then very few people will want to work with him.

Rodney Peterson

www.myspace.com/370392338

www.cuttingconfessionsfilm.blogspot.com

Rodney Peterson said...

pdate: I just joined the message board at tuckermax.com after finding out he gave a speech at UCLA and reading it. It was a pretty good speech, nothing like you would expect. Also, its clear from the content of the speech some of the material was written over a period of time and is not factual. I didn't expect him to be this deep of an individual, so maybe there's more hope for him than I thought.

Anonymous said...

Thank you for creating this site.

Rodney Peterson also saw the speech, I thought it was interesting as well. He did come off deeper than what he portrays. But, the talked about reading "Fight Club" and how that helped him give the middle finger to the system. But I think he has the system sort of confused with civil human interaction. I can understand him being miserable as a lawyer or whatever work he was doing before focusing on writing, and I think it's great he has chosen to focus on writing versus the boxed in world of corporate offices or the life of an office stooge. But his book is mainly him acting out, by behaving in a way that many of people would find appalling, so in a sense he is giving the finger a lot more to what people would consider behaving appropriately. He really just doesn't give a shit about what people think about his behavior, so he can talk about giving the finger to the system, but the fact of the matter is that he's simply giving a finger to what society has deemed nice, and that fucker is clearly not nice. I'm guessing he's only nice to his immediate circle of friends and family, but even then it's up for goddamn debate. Anyhow, talking about him now on this blog, helps him feel as if his narcissistic ego is being stroked. You know how it goes even negative attention is good attention, it works for all the rappers when they're having beefs. But Tucker is fucken smart though, in that speech at UCLA someone asked about some fight he's having with some guy, and he responded that he didn't want to talk about, it's on his site if you wanna know what it's about. He might have beef with this guy, but he chooses not give that guy unnecessary attention, because then heads might start giving that guy their attention. Which is I'm guessing why doesn't address this blog. But once again I must thank the creator of this blog, because it was sorely needed to call that guy on his bullshit, that dumbfuck needs to be thrown on an MTV show like "Is she really going out with him?" Never mind, that would just give him another stage that would help him in his pursuit of narcissism. What a douche.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Tucker Max tried to jump on the 'shock value' bandwagon, ended up failing miserably and falling off on his face, and now that's why he has such an ugly mug.

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really though the question is
how long can someone really keep this up.

think about it, he really rather sabatoged his chances at making a career for the long term when you think about it.

How long will people keep wanting to hear about some guy in his mid 30's having sex with college girls before they start to think wow this is getting dangerously close to becoming pedophelia

the girls gone wild tapes market college girls getting naked but they dont base their entire career on the choices that the creator of the brand does with these girls, even Joe francis got married.




sure you can say "o well look at charlie sheen" but difference is
charlie sheen is an actor he gets payed millions for reruns of his show, hence why he can afford to be who he is.

tucker built his "career" on just being a "asshole" thats all he really has going for him, he quit law school and regardless if he finished and decided after this to practice law DO YOU HONESTLY THINK ANYONE COULD OR WOULD TAKE HIM SERIOUSLY

it would have to be on a court show like judge judy or some reality show because honestly when was the last time you saw a guy like him or "mystery" or any other of the "alpha males" being taken seriously in a discussion that didnt involve sleeping with women.

honestly you really have to look at his life and feel kinda sad for it.

he is a two hit wonder, he even said so himself on his blog that he will probably get married sooner rather than later.

he has apparnlty slept with over 500 women yet still is single to this day.

Think about it, remember happy days remember FONZIE EHHHHHHHH
he was one of the original tucker max's of his time and WHERE IS HE NOW doing commercials for medicaid and being made fun of by adam sandler in his 5 dollar bin movies

everything must cease sometime

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"Do you honestly think that everyone who dislikes Tucker must therefore be jealous of him or insecure?"


No... Honestly I know people who hate Tucker. I am sure half the women he wrote about hate him too. But as it is, Most of them don't make entire websites about it. Either your someone he really pissed off (Probably your in one of his stories) or your just jealous and doing it for attention. Hate Tucker in your own time like many of us do.

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It's important to have a site like this to discuss this disturbing boy.

He reminds me of Eminem, you know, make jokes about something like child rape and then ha, ha, just kidding (which is a standard tactic used by most such "cases" in order to hide their anger).

The usual next move is to apologize profusely in print, the "I've grown up now" speech, blah, blah. Unfortunately, there is no making up for the kind of callous cruelty and fury at others that these individuals show.

This guy is more than just a walking biohazard; he has some serious issues with women. Most guys who refer to women as sluts are actually projecting their own disgust with themselves (for sleeping around) onto the women.

What he does is have sex with the girls he isn't all that interested in to begin with. Being this indiscriminate disgusts him, but the alternative would be to meet with someone he is very attracted to-and risk her rejecting him whether they have sex or not. (This would not be a problem if he is a psychopath, and maybe he is.)

I do feel a bit sorry for this Tucker Max in a way..imagine leaving a legacy like this in your life, spending large amounts of time joking about inflicting pain and humiliation on others?

If he is somewhere on the psychopathy scale, I couldn't imagine a worse fate. Could you?