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Tucker Max's face, meet Megan ******'s hand
Megan was discussing ball shaving with a nice man at a tailgate. Good start to this story;) NE ways, Tucker Max was also at the tailgate and started talking shit to Megan (he obviously thought she was a hot girl who would sleep w/ him if acted like an asshole, and he was showing off in front of his buddies). Megan hit him on the arm, and he said that meant Megan wanted to fuck him because if she hit him in the face, then he'd know she was mad. She then dissed his elastic waistband (yes, he was wearing elastic waistband shorts, what is he, 12?), and he said "its so stupid bitch whores like you can suck my dick without any confusion." So she slapped him in the face!!!
Tucker threw his drink at her, Candice threw her drink at Tucker with lightning fast reflexes, then he proceeded to grab Megan by her hair and hit her in the face with his pathetically small hands. With a bruised face, and a bruised ego, he took his shriveled penis back to his buddies.
In Tucker Max's own words, "My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole." Oh, and he hits girls.
15,918 comments:
«Oldest ‹Older 7801 – 8000 of 15918 Newer› Newest»"Emails already out to HR at JOJO and PWJ's firms. More to follow. Keep the contact info coming!"
"Who's Girlfriend are you? Matt's?
Yeah, his 'Don't Taze me Bro' is going down in cinematic history.
Trying dating non-douchebags. Just an idea. Whore."
What the motherfucking hell is going on in this thread? This place has been rather mellow for years, just a place to hang out and make fun of a jerk who isn't half as good with girls as he thinks he is, and now all this crap? All these burning-hot rage posts sound like they were made by the same person. Who's doing this? A Tucker fan who just finally figured out he's been lied to? You really need to cool it, you're going to cross lines that really shouldn't be crossed. Tucker's a valid target. The others don't go bothering you, so why are you bothering them?
"I know that PWJ, JOJO, CREDIT, Mr. Jake, JOHN TANDO and anyone else we can get contact info for is going to have MASSIVE employment problems.
How does that work for you?"
Keep up that attitude. Once you pass your 25th year on this planet you might start realizing what serious shitstorms you're setting up for yourself. The cool thing is that you'll have entirely earned them.
Agreed that it is sort of 3rd grade to use the "but they did it first" defense. I feel like most people here are above that level of immaturity.
"It's awfully suspicious all of the contact info for Tucker max's camp pops up right before his tour gets started."
Dude, the info has been out for months. They are just being brought back up now.
Um, I'm confused now. Is NILS PARKER a douchebag or not?
My guess as to what is on is that all of the slow lost children who ruined the rmmb and ran others off from thee have defected to here.
Fucking with fuckers isn't immaturity, bitch. It's fucking justice. WAHOO THE BITCHES!!!
Lemme help you
No one gives a fuck about nils parker.
Not even enough to assess his potential for douchism.
THANK YOU! Tucker's victims didn't even ask for it! Just a loser on a blueberry farm and a slutly pageant girl.
PS: Sorry for getting PWJ and JOJO fired.
Credit, Milanka (or whoever that fucking ugly man looking bitch tucker was dating), you're all NEXT.
- Raging Friend of TDG
Some of you losers are acting exactly like Tucker.
I'm out. As tucker likes to say, this is amateur hour.
Get a life children. I'm here bc I ruptured my achilles. What's your reason for being here on a fri night?
You can't go out with a ruptured achilles? FAG!!!
^^^
Kindly find your way back to the TMMB, we are here to destroy him and his groupies.
And way to be presumptuous, I guess we all live in your time zone/continent mororn.
It's not Friday night everywhere, dude. It's Saturday morning where I am and I'm checking this site in bed.
Gonna have to agree with you though. This has quickly become a place you don't wanna be.
I refuse to believe Czuchry's girlfriend actually came on here and read these comments. I mean, that had to be someone faking, right?
Alright, let's stop holding back/self-editing! Let's hear the real stories!
We all know the loser mods are trying every trick in the book to bang the few (like 2 out of a 100) girls on the board. Let's get the true stories out there. NY ROB, WHERE YOU AT?
big fat nils and smelly, 'shit stain on humanities underwear' tando are definitely douches though, just to clarify things.
But not as much as tibor max.
It's like a box of kittens on a snowy Christmas morning when an angry dumbass misspells "moron."
Eureka!
These idiot wahoo'ers are planted by Tucker. They're all the remaining members of his site.
He wanted to shut us down and he thought back to the demise of his own board and realized the quickest way tl kill humorous creativity and trust is to intermingle with socially disordered 20 somethings.
So, he sent them here with the simplest directive: be yourself children.
Two birds with one stone..... Rids his boards of idiot fanbois and rids our thread of intelligent deconstructionist discourse.
TuckerMax epic win.
"El Bingeroso" is Jeff Handlin
^^^
nobody cares
"nobody cares"
I think it's interesting to see the credentials of Tucker's friends. However, taking it an extra step and emailing their employers, I don't agree with.
Get your fucking pussies ready, you sluts.
^^^^ Eureka! 7/31/2009 8:22 PM
Not sure where you idiots are coming from but I assume you've been watching too many X-Files/9-11 conspiracies. How does calling out all of Tucker and his pathetic group help him in ANY WAY WHATSOEVER??? SERIOUSLY??? Let me guess, you're buying into Tucker's 'any publicity is good publicity hype.' NEWS FLASH: IT'S NOT. Use your own judgment and not just what people tell you. If I tell you something sucks, all your friends tell you something sucks.. will you go see it? Come on. This is the guy who swore he had a major distribution deal and than had to pay a DIY SHithole for like 19 screens. Wake up buddy. Have an independent thought for once in your life, you'll enjoy it.
- TDG Rager friend
This board is quickly going to shit. I urge everyone to pack it up and head over to IMDb.
7/31/2009 8:48 PM
A-Hole, you prby weren't WAHOO'D By these scumbags for no reason. Look into that then get back to us. PS, Should anyone associated with that level of stalking/harassment not have it brought up to their empoloyer? I Did.
and no offense to JOJO (KAMAU COUR)or PWJ (SEAN TRENDE.) .. But NILS PARKER IS THE MOST EPIC LOSER OF THE GROUP. MESSAGEBOARD GROUPIE SUCKED UP TO TUCKER ENOUGH TO GET A WRITING CREDIT. (Took a fall for a DWI in NY, and infinite other pathetic revelations coming soon..)
Many more stories to come on how pathetic Nils Parker is, almost unbelievable. Stay tuned to: http://nilsparkerisadouchebag.blogspot.com/
BTW, keep eating Nils. your wife thinks you're hot. and talented. HA"HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHaHA
9:01 PM: Could you explain your position better? Uhm...wtf do you mean by "WAHOO'D" ?
Yes. If you want to criticize the shitty movie go to IDMB.
We're on a larger mission to make Tucker understand his effect on other people. Like his loser friends not getting a dime and soon tO BE unemployed.
and SLINGBLADE? Only funny lines in the entire movie. Anyone want to gess how many back-end points he has or compenstation in general. FUCKING ZERO. Read that again ZERO. What a friend Tucker is.
Believe that? BC Woods made like $30 bucks and still made $30 more than SLINGBLADE that wrote the ONLY FUNNY LINES IN THE WHOLE MOVIE>
One piece of advice for you buddy get a lawyer. and not PWJ or JOJO.
Tdg rage friend... You've posted nothing that makes any sense.
So, what, tdg gets outted and you show up to show us the light with your manic rants and fancy capital letters.
I hate infights but damn you are annoying.
I'm pretty sure that last post you mocked was sarcasm.
Dumbass.
Now that some footage has been leaked, the reviews are starting:
http://www.examiner.com/x-17367-Miami-Celebrity-Headlines-Examiner~y2009m7d31-Local-celebrity-Tucker-Maxs-movie-gets-leaked-and-it-aint-pretty
Anyone think TM will post this review on his site in keeping with what he said back in May '08 when he started the "Reviews, discussions, and blog posts" thread?
"As we continue to build out the site for the movie, one of the things we will do is link every review or discussion of the movie we can find online. Good or bad, it doesn't matter what people say, as long as they talk about the movie, we will link it"
"So, what, tdg gets outted"
You talking about the equation posted earlier on this page?
Lord Almighty, its Baylor and Viacom all over again, yet with a weird obsessive intensity.
Please, there is zero reason to bring anyone Tucker has in his stories into this. I also find it amazingly coincidental when things are heating up, one way or another.
To get back on point, I'm still totally convinced that from a viral POV that even if Tucker Max puts ads on MySpace that it matters. He has no major traction on MySpace, its not his fanbase, and its easily the considered the next Friendster by blogs like TechCrunch.
He's attempting to pull a blitzkrieg with marketing, if anything. He'll say it'll be a quick and dirty (like his fucking) promotion so that the property "doesn't get old." Except the shit I've finally seen is fucking lame.
I feel bad for Matt Whocry, Jesse "Bring Failure On" Bradford," and The Dude Who Did The Speech In Wedding Crashers.
Tucker Max Fail @twitter
- NO LOGO
FDG's post about Tucker's daily routine yesterday was hilarious...and then what happened to this board? Let's get back to funny, people!
We're gaining it back, no worries. Ignore the bullshit. TDG? Where are you?
Search twitter for Tucker Max and notice how 95% of the tweets are related to the leak. Mostly just a forward to an article. It shits on the movie though.
Hold on... TheBunny = Gris???
Get your pussies ready, ladies.
Yeah man. Who cares about Tucker's friends ? I never even heard of most of these people. That's some heavy fan boyism disguised as hate. Some of you do actually seem to envy Tucker and not just think he's a douchebag like the majority of us. Take it somewhere else.
That clearly wasn't the trailer and was definately leaked to maybe present some of the movie's edge which won't come cross in the advert. Pretty smart. Best thing to do would be ignore it.
For anybody who missed grabbing it off youtube, the MP4 version of the video is in a zipfile here:
http://www.mediafire.com/?ddxtjii0t2j
9:34, clinical psychologist guy
You do know what an internet troll is, right?
This comment section has been regularly visited by them since day 1, don't worry about it.
Now, back to your lectures!
"Anything The Hangover can do at the box office we can beat. Easily." Tucker Max, June 2009
THE HANGOVER box office as of 07/16/09 ---
Domestic: $226,309,780
+ Foreign: $74,700,000
$302M total
This is so ironic! The text that follows was written by Robert Greene on his Rudius blog. I wonder who it applies to ...
The Original Deconstructor
The personalities of neurotics are generally formed around some kind of trauma in childhood--parental neglect or suffocation, a nasty divorce in which they were buffeted by unwanted changes, some humiliating experience, a sudden loss of prestige or affection, etc. Their fears for a repeat of such experiences are intense and exaggerated. They come to see the world around them as filled with things that are unpredictable and beyond their control. The only way to gain control is to construct certain illusions in their mind, creating an inner space that is familiar and predictable. They see themselves as good, powerful and talented; people who don't recognize this are malicious and evil. If neurotics believe and feel these things, then they are real.
Neurotics emphasize the past over the present. They look back to a time before the traumas and imagine a world that was once safe and pleasant. They cling to that memory. They cannot think too deeply about the world or themselves because such self-reflection might disturb their illusions. Instead, they value emotion over reason. Their strategies in life are rather repetitive--all designed to maintain their defenses.
We know we are dealing with such types because we are constantly hitting a wall with them. If we try to open their minds to another way of seeing something, they take this as criticism and a personal attack. They get upset and try to draw us into an emotional back-and-forth, during which our reasoning powers are neutralized and they can dominate. Their defenses can take the shape of a fortress, or a bubble that bends a little--but in either case we cannot really penetrate their world and inject some reality.
In their youth neurotics can seem rather interesting--dramatic, imaginative, and volatile. They often have an idea that they adhere to with incredible fanaticism, which can be seductive. But as the years go by, their detachment from reality becomes more noticeable. That one idea of theirs starts to seem obsessive and absurd. When people are young, their illusions and dreams can seem charming; as an adult, they start to seem pathetic and out of touch. We unconsciously avoid them and their increasing isolation makes them more fearful and neurotic. Sometimes their behavior is downright bizarre and self-defeating--such as deliberately alienating friends and family.
"Emails already out to HR at JOJO and PWJ's firms. More to follow. Keep the contact info coming!"
You are a tool.
Honestly, Tucker is easy. But grow the fuck up.
As the other person said, you aren't messing with Slingblade. After all, you don't want the FBI to come to your shitty apartment and throw you in jail for fun with no miranda rights.
Pussy.
"Well not successful for long having connected with one of the world's most epic losers. Ya know."
Have you ever been to a real Law Firm? These guys have already been vetted. You think they don't know about their lives from law school?
This board got really douchebag prone in the last 200 messages.
The hystronic attempts at reverse wahooing over the last 24 hours seem like a desperate attempt to deflect attention from the abortion that is the "stolen footage".
Weak effort.
Back to the "stolen footage": some of these scenes are supposedly the parts of the movie that Tucker & Nils find funniest: Tucker raging on a fatty, Tucker's climactic shit-in-the-lobby scene, the syrup-nugget scene (which just looks awful, both in the narration & in the delivery). IF these clips are indicative of the overall quality of the movie, this is going to be a tremendous fail. Furthermore, if this is the best that Tucker & Nils can do (as they said, they are very proud of the movie & it captures TM's vision), they are done insofar as sequels or even a 4th rate career in Hollywood.
You can throw whatever descriptors you want at these scenes: unoriginal, crappy production values, horrible dialogue, etc, etc. It all basically comes down to the poor quality of the script, and the fact that once you've read/heard TM's jokes, they are no longer funny.
This is looking like an epic fail.
Now back to the fanboys weak attempts to deflect the attention from the real issue of the day.
IFTB
"the syrup-nugget scene"
If you look closely, you can actually see Bradford dying inside as he delivers those lines.
I've also never seen someone give a more wooden delivery of the word 'Fuck' than Matt Whochry, it's like he's never sworn before appearing in this 'movie'.
They pass a sign for, among other things, McDonalds.
AARON
If I don’t get a McGriddle soon, I am going to call the authorities and have them arrest you both for kidnapping and conspiracy.
TUCKER
I don’t know how you eat McGriddles. They look disgusting.
AARON
I can only assume from your cavalier attitude that you have yet to partake of the wonderment that is the McGriddle. Let me enlighten you.
INT. MCDONALDS TASTER KITCHEN
People in white lab coats are putting chemicals on processed breakfast foods. Everything is painted red and yellow.
AARON (V.O.)
What happens is the One True God grows McGriddles on trees in the Elysian Fields with a heretofore unused incantation.
INT. TUCKER’S CAR - FREEWAY
AARON
He then proceeds to magic them down to your local eatery.
INT. MCDONALDS RESTAURANT KITCHEN
A wretched looking McDonalds employee hastily slaps a wrapper on a McGriddle and fires it down the metal holding chute.
AARON (V.O.)
Where whatever societal reject McDonalds has rescued off the dole that week gently wraps them in cellophane and passes them along to you, the fortunate consumer.
INT. TUCKER’S CAR - CONTINUOUS
AARON
You proceed to ingest this finery in the vain hope that your obviously overmatched taste buds can somehow grasp the delectable intricacies that face them.
INT. MCDONALDS KITCHEN
A dirty fry cook pours some watery, yellow mixture into a mold and tosses it in a microwave. He pulls a couple strips of something from a box labeled “Fa-con” and slaps a slice of pale, waxy “cheese” on top of it.
AARON (V.O.)
Is that egg? Why yes it is, and bacon too. But wait--they didn't add...yes they did, they did indeed. They added cheese. The fry cook dunks an english muffin into a giant open tub of maple syrup. He pulls the english muffin out and accidentally drops it on the floor. He quickly brushes off the larger debris from the floor, and slaps the egg, cheese, and fa-cony concoction between the two sides of the english muffin.
AARON (V.O.) (CONT'D)
And then, then my friend, they wrapped it in a sumptuous pancake bun! As your taste buds try to process that amazing piece of information...
INT. TUCKER’S CAR
Aaron, surrounded by McGriddle detritus in the backseat, takes a large orgasmic bite from a sandwich that looks like it was smushed into a ball and dropped into a lint trap.
AARON (V.O.)
It hits them. The syrup nugget. The motherfucking syrup nugget!! It announces itself with a burst of confectionery grandiosity the likes of which your palate has never seen.
INT. TUCKER’S CAR - CONTINUOUS
TUCKER
So you like them?
AARON
Let me to phrase it another way.
INT. TUCKER’S APARTMENT - DREAM SCENE
Aaron is dressed like a ninja, with a McGriddle in one hand. He sneaks up on Tucker and, in one fluid motion, whips the wrapper off the McGriddle, crams it in Tucker’s mouth, places the wrapper around his penis and humps Tucker from behind before punching him violently at the base of his skull.
AARON (V.O.)
If you ever speak ill of the McGriddle again I will personally come to your home and force-feed you one while I fuck you in the butt with the wrapper as a condom and then donkey punch you when the infused syrup nugget explodes.
The leak looks like it came from a soap opera, not a feature film. The spoken lines are awful, and the actors appear to be overacting worse than William Shatner. Perhaps they decided to film the movie to look more "realistic," kind of like how The Shield was filmed? Bad choice.
Calling out Tucker's friends is idiotic...I honestly think someone (or somebodies) is encouraging this to throw the board off and make us seem like the very douche we are calling out. I wouldn't be surprised if posters on the RMMB are responsible for instigating things...look how it has screwed up our very simple and concise goal: to show everyone how much Tucker Max sucks. No more wahooing his friends; they have nothing to do with this.
Has the Razzies been informed of the tucker max level of fail associated with IHTSBIH yet???
"Has the Razzies been informed of the tucker max level of fail associated with IHTSBIH yet???"
It could be up for Razzies...unfortunately Razzies usually go to big movies that epically fail. I don't think his movie will open wide enough to be considered for a Razzie...
Ouch...not good enough for the Razzies.
Fine, let's return to the funny, but anyone from the TMMB knows how they like to call out anyone that 'Doesn't get it." JOJO, PWJ, ET AL. You don't get it and your employers have been informed. Last post on this. Campaign will continue in private. and to the moron who thinks it's illegal to report racist, sexist rants to an employer.. finish high school, then come talk to us.
PS NICEY.
You're next. Your employer will be getting an email like PWJ and JOJO if you don't want to be a part of this community. SCUMBAG.
"PS NICEY.
You're next. Your employer will be getting an email like PWJ and JOJO if you don't want to be a part of this community. SCUMBAG."
Please do...you amazing tool.
phew, feeding these trolls sure is hard work!
Did you know they get through 12 times their own body weight in horse jism and douche bag contents PER DAY?!
Ok, RagingNutbag is deffo nuts.
Tucker Max suicide watch?
That footage was awful. Will he make it through the night?
Witchcraft, heresy, and mutation!
I know Tucker and I've seen the movie. The movie is not the abortion everyone is arguing about sight unseen. Also, I've got to say that Matt Czuchry does a sly send up of the real guy. For those of you who have not met him in person, the real Tucker is boring, unfunny, and repellent. Czuchry is actually a clever mimic who apes Tucker's cro-magnon walk and general physical affect, but manages to balance the asshole-y behavior, with the charm and charisma that the real Tucker sorely lacks. And, unlike in real life, Czuchry's version of Tucker becomes more self-aware as the movie goes on. Ironically, the movie version of Tucker achieves a level of personal growth that the real version has yet to achieve. So, all of you complaining about how Czuchry lacks "edge" based on whatever that "fuck footage" was, ask yourself if you (or anyone) would sit through the movie if Czuchry was exactly like the real douchebag Tucker?
I don't think Jesse Bradford or Matt Czuchry deserve the beat down they are getting here by people who haven't seen the film.
Now Nils and Tucker deserve everything they are getting. Rumor has it that Tucker was kicked off the set during the second week of production and banned from the editing room. Funny, this fact was never mentioned by Nils or Tucker in the movie blog.
seriously, come on...no need to harass people.
you never know...these duke fuckers could just be trying to get this site shut down before the premier...so that when people google tucker max, this won't be up there.
tucker max suicide doomsday watch: 11:30
Good post, 9:11
Can anyone confirm that he was kicked off the set?
Rumor has it that Tucker was kicked off the set during the second week of production and banned from the editing room. Funny, this fact was never mentioned by Nils or Tucker in the movie blog.
So is it rumor, or fact?
him being kicked off the set would pretty much explain why he had ZERO to say about the process between casting and distribution.
Its ironic that TheBunny posts so many rants against sexism, when the only reason she has an internet presence at all is because she used to blow Tucker.
Anyone read her posts? She has legitimate mental problems.
Eh, I stopped reading anything Bunny wrote a long time ago. Really, who cares about her? She isn't attractive, she isn't funny, and never really says anything noteworthy. And even though she's a fucked up psychotic, she's still boring.
I really just pity her more than anything.
Bunny is the worst kind of crazy. Attentionwhore.
She blames her thyroid. Bullshit. No one with a fucked up thyroid and levels producing depression would be able to keep their weight down. Especially not as much as she drank.
Secondly, she comes from a good family. As someone from the shittiest family since the first chinamen to kill their girl babby... I hate cunts who have all of the emotional support in the world but end up slicing wrists.
I have totally sympathy for actually sick people; those wigh schizophrenia or even bipolar disorder. She's just an ahhhhtentchunhoor.
Or, more likely, she has borderline personality disorder. Her parasuicide shit, unstable emotions, promiscuity, and adoration of a narcissist all fit. Those with bpd and npd often couple because their intense dysfunction is familiar.
"I don't think Jesse Bradford or Matt Czuchry deserve the beat down they are getting here by people who haven't seen the film. "
I agree.
Actually this doesn't have to be a career killer for either of them. An actor who can take terrible material and make the audience not notice how terrible it is - or at least not all of it - is a useful commodity. And that is what I saw in those youtube clips.
And, come to think of it, a director who can get actors to do that is also worth paying attention to.
Still not going to be paying to see this, but if it does $5-10 mil or so that would be a fair outcome - leaves Tucker with no money and no prospects, but doesn't destroy anybody else.
"Actually this doesn't have to be a career killer for either of them"
Agreed, no ones going to see it so Bradford et al can pretend it never happened.
"Tucker Max suicide watch?"
No need for a douchebag narcissist surely? People with that disorder cannot commit the act of suicide as they love themselves too much.
Zero posts on the official "The IHTSBIH Movie Forum" since that clip was leaked.
Scratch that - there was one. Something about a big media buy on Myspace. I'm pretty sure that was a joke though, yeah?
Anyone relevant (target demographics, influential among their peers, etc. etc.) ditched Myspace completely for Facebook about a year ago. He might as well have bought ad space on Friendster.
The funny thing is...buying ads on Facebook isn't all that expensive, and there's more than a few examples of Facebook ads paying off. Here's just one:
http://www.ere.net/2009/05/27/mba-grad-seeks-job-with-microsoft-posts-ad-on-facebook
Oh well. I'm sure I just "don't get it" and that Tucker knows exactly what he's doing.
"I don't think Jesse Bradford or Matt Czuchry deserve the beat down they are getting here by people who haven't seen the film. "
Well, Jesses career passed him by 7, or 8 years ago. You remember Swimfan and Clock Stoppers don't you?
You're my bitch, Mike
Ok, we know that anyone who would choose to associate with Tucker has problems, but can we stay focused here? TUCKER MAX IS A DOUCHE! HE'S ALREADY BEEN BLACKLISTED IN HOLLYWOOD. NO ONE WILL EVER WORK WITH HIM AGAIN. HE GOT BANNED FROM HIS OWN MOVIE PRODUCTION. DARKO AND BOB GOSSE HATE THE FUCKER, AND THE 'MONEY GUY' AT DARKO IS PISSED THAT THEY GOT INVOLVED, WASTING HIS MONEY.
You're my best space buddy!
nils parker clearly gets laid all the time. girls like disgusting 400 pound mongoloids who cannot write
Who is running that NilsParker is a douchebag site? Why have you not posted any stories?
"I know Tucker and I've seen the movie. The movie is not the abortion everyone is arguing about sight unseen."
Looked pretty bad to me. But, since you've seen the entire thing, what would be your opinion of it? Anywhere near what Tucker is rambling about? And what would be your prediction on it?
"I know Tucker and I've seen the movie. The movie is not the abortion everyone is arguing about sight unseen."
Looked pretty bad to me. But, since you've seen the entire thing, what would be your opinion of it? Anywhere near what Tucker is rambling about? And what would be your prediction on it?
tucker max is a douchebag.
Yet ANOTHER reason why theBunny is fucked up:
http://web.archive.org/web/20050527083107/thebunnyblog.com/stories_friday.html
What kind of woman DOES this crap??
"What kind of woman DOES this crap??"
Consider it Darwin in action.
Pretty funny:
http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/4877/kenyandocumenttop.jpg
http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/795/kenyandocumentbottom.jpg
^^^^^^
What the f is happening to this board?
"Pretty funny:"
nothing to see here, just more ryan holiday spam hoping to derail the thread.
Fun fact: holiday enjoys making sweet sweet love to his dogs; unfortunately, the dachshund has to wear a blindfold in order to gain an erection due to holidays gross ugliness.
that obama birth certificate is a shoop. i can tell from some of the pixels, and having seen many shoops in my day.
On Friday I left a comment on the IHTSbIH message board saying that there was footage of this groundbreaking film on youtube. A minute later that message was deleted by Tucker Max. 10 Minutes ago I left a comment calling Tucker Max a faggot. 30 seconds later I was banned. What a faggot.
9:12 PM
"btsmyd said...
On Friday I left a comment on the IHTSbIH message board saying that there was footage of this groundbreaking film on youtube. A minute later that message was deleted by Tucker Max. 10 Minutes ago I left a comment calling Tucker Max a faggot. 30 seconds later I was banned. What a faggot."
Bwahahaha, what a massive surprise. What other kind of behaviour did you expect from the queen of douchebaggery?
Its sad that they feel the need to constantly monitor all posts and private messages on that board.
fucker hax is only in favor of free speech when you agree with him, the fucking hypocritical lying douche.
8000, 2000 more.
this is a repeat story and totally made up. nice try, Mcbeefsmoker.
YAY! mr mcbeefjerks is back! now let's all go back to talking about tucker's cock.
It's a repeat, but a classic nonetheless: a perfect depiction of TM's douchebaggedness, his tiny body parts, and his limp-wristed fighting style.
Look, no one was bashing the actors. We understand the perils of following your career path where ever it might lead.
We were bashing the:
1. lack of awareness of audience seemingly possessed by the editor of that piece
2. awkwardness of the dialogue, even given the talent of the actors
3. subject matter that is not just immature but adolescent
4. poor film quality
Gah, you people weren't fast enough, quit letting the asshole have the top of the page.
Hey SoylentGreen are you out there? Tucker says you were with him that night of the little people convention, and claims he fucked a "midget princess" in your bed.
I noticed you never corroborated this story, and then shortly thereafter stopped posting on the RMMB. You can come clean now: he never really fucked that midget, did he? And you stopped posting because you discovered he's a fraud, right?
soylent wasn't tucker's friend, soylent was mrjake's friend
drama occurred over and beyond the midget scenario
careers were jeopardized
"i think that all of the tucker max haterz with a z should join forces to write an anthology about our wacky adventures and hijinx."
I like you. Welcome. I'm glad you were FYB'd so you could join us here.
If you missed the footage Friday, don't forget, there's "leaked" movie footage available on gawker and via pirate bay. Speakers down/headphones on if you are at work/around kids. Check it out and get back to us w/a response.
Dude... let the Mcbeefsmoker guy have the top page. It's classic.
Long-time FORMER messageboard member, just visited for the first time in literally a year.
The most recent post on the idiot board, most recent thread, ALMOST ENTIRELY written by Tucker, Bunny, and KFMike.
Lame.
http://messageboard.tuckermax.com/showthread.php?p=855433#post855433
Ok, I admit, I'm hitting refresh. Writing my last paper of the summer and waiting on excitement. Went to the messageboard to read that thread, actually sort of funny. Bunny is fighting with SLF. Are there cracks in the company foundation?
@11:29, it's on the suggestion board, normal posters can't write there, only mods, that's why mods only wrote in the thread. Although, they are at one another's throats like children. Meow.
That thread is probably the only time I've ever agreed with SLF. Bunny is just batshit insane, and she is probably on the rag.
@11:08p.m.-
According to Tucker, Soylent was his friend, read this post:http://messageboard.tuckermax.com/showpost.php?p=739972&postcount=164
He specifically refers to him as a friend, and uses the past tense.
What do you mean careers were jeopardized?
Get your pussies ready, ladies.
Tucker's answer to the MTV Sex 2k video:
OK, fair enough, even though I wrote a WHOLE FUCKING STORY about this:
No, I am not going to post it (though to be honest, I thought I had a copy and I can't find the video tape anymore, so I couldn't if I wanted to).
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Tuckernuts sure has a lot of trouble producing video tapes.
Dear Tucker,
Why can't I get a job? Is it your fault? I'm going to blame you. In the last year, I've sent out over 100 resumes. Easy. I've been offered two dozen interviews and accepted a dozen interviews. Of those, only one offer has materialized (which I had to reject due to not being able to afford to relocate by the time the offer made its way to me). One company did have the balls to ask me to drive 90 minutes a day to work for them for free during a "trial" month. I declined. The other interviews go really, really well. There are verbal promises for more contact and then, they never get in touch with me again and fail to respond to my attempts at communication. I'm so fucking tired of being strung along with happy hype promises until they reel in someone who underbids my salary request. I blame you and people like you for my misery. Is that ok? Will you be my scapegoat? I'm a nice person who did everything the way society said despite overwhelming odds. I smile and only sulk in private yet I've lost everything material-wise while waiting on a new position. Any position. Any where. So, how is it that you get paid to exploit your psychological dysfunction? You aren't that great of a writer. You aren't that great of a human. Yet, you get paid. It's not cool. This world is so unbalanced. Ok, Tucker, thanks for listening and serving as my scape goat. I'm just so tired of this shit after a year.
No wonder there is trouble at the TMMB. The confederacy of fail finally realizes that there's no hope of success and no way they can justify dumping five years of their life into Tucker Max Fail. They will suffer the lesser known KFMFail and SLFFail. TheBunnyFail is already known to many in rehab.
And to answer Bunny's query: It becomes ok to call a woman a slut when she acts like a slut, just like it's ok to call a man a douchebag, rapey, fratty, asshole when he acts like one.
I bet KFM can't wait to tell his grandkids how after failing out on the west coast, he came home, and was so successful he could take a month's vacation to travel around the country on a bus.
11:26
Haha, kung-faggot mike boulerice and silly little pederast tando are playing at internet tough guy once again in that thread I see.
"Anything The Hangover can do at the box office we can beat. Easily." Tucker Max, June 2009
THE HANGOVER box office as of 07/16/09 ---
Domestic: $226,309,780
+ Foreign: $74,700,000
$302M total
"that obama birth certificate is a shoop. i can tell from some of the pixels, and having seen many shoops in my day."
Since it is a photo of an actual paper document that was submitted in court, your shoop detection skeelz are faulty.
BYE BYE BEST SPACE BUDDY
will otto ever gain the self awareness necessary to see what a liar and a douche bag his truly is?
will nils die of a heart attack when he tries to squeeze into the tour bus?
will tucker ever upgrade his chevy malibu?
will bunny ever stop taking it up the ass in rehab?
will tucker force ryan holiday into homosexual prostitution (again)to cover their rent once Beer in hell (tucker max) fails?
will SLF ever move out of his moms basement?
will kungfagmike EVER win in a fight against ANYONE (including retards and midget women)?
Stay tuned to find out just how bad the tugger hax train wreck of failure will be!!!
drama occurred over and beyond the midget scenario
careers were jeopardized
Interesting; care to explain?
"careers were jeopardized"
the only person in that story with a career was the midget, surely?
As a side note, to the cock juggler at 9:45; 'story about tucker from facebook' is at least as verifiable as 98% of otto's 'true stories-honest-bro' and therefore completely legitimate by his standards.
@7:01: go reread the very first (oldest) page of this thread from 2 years back.
Then smack yourself a few times for falling for the trollpoast.
BOSCO MAKES HIS MOVE!
7:09
I'm sure he/she was aware of the nature of the repeat troll post, and was just pointing out its basic laziness.
It is fairly obvious it originates from one of the lying douchebags over at RMMB as it is unoriginal, boring, untrue and unfunny; AKA the Tucker Max hallmarks!
I always thought that the "this is a repeat story and totally made up" post at the top of nearly every page was made by a hater(z) and was an ironic shot at Tucker's draconian methods of controlling his e-image.
That a fanboi or (dare I hope) a Rudius employee actually waits at their computer pressing f5 until a new page is born and then quickly swoops in for a "FIRST!" style post is even funnier than the first scenario!
"Anything The Hangover can do at the box office we can beat. Easily." Tucker Max, June 2009
THE HANGOVER box office as of 07/16/09 ---
Domestic: $226,309,780
+ Foreign: $74,700,000
$302M total
Tucker Tweeted: I cannot wait until September 25th. Private jet, here I : Ft. Hood screening going great, same as all the screenings. I cannot wait until September 25th. Private jet, here I come.
9:19 PM Jul 19th from TwitterFon
http://twitter.com/tuckermax
"Tucker's answer to the MTV Sex 2k video:
OK, fair enough, even though I wrote a WHOLE FUCKING STORY about this:
No, I am not going to post it (though to be honest, I thought I had a copy and I can't find the video tape anymore, so I couldn't if I wanted to)."
I'm surprised this isn't questioned more. If you were on MTV, wouldn't you want some record of your appearance? Unless it was ghastly and embarrassing, of course.
I'm surprised this isn't questioned more. If you were on MTV, wouldn't you want some record of your appearance? Unless it was ghastly and embarrassing, of course.
Tucker just doesn't get it. He's a magnetic personality in his stories, but a repulsive socially inept person outside of those vignettes. When I first stumbled into his website, I read a story and found it funny. When I visited his message board (this was years ago) it was vibrant and engaging... except for Tucker. He came across as a raging fucktard. Not an asshole in the sense of being a smooth operator, but an asshole in the sense of being caustic and clueless.
That persona is what caused me to question the validity of the other stories. There was no commonality between the witty bon vivant in his stories and the damaged personality that signed on as Tucker Max.
When I later watched the Opie & Anthony video, I wasn't surprised. He's not suave, sophisticated or even remotely funny. Again, the clueless fucktard came out, and from what I've heard, he came across as a tool on MTV Sex 2K. He couldn't even fuck the relatively easy scores that he dated on the show.
That doesn't bode well for the movie tour, as you know he'll fuck up the interviews with the local press. The bus tour will likely backfire, as Tucker just can't control how his lack of charisma or his legendary inability to read people or social situations.
I think it's obvious that he must have looked shitty in that MTV special. And even more obvious that he will blame MTV, saying they edited it that way on purpose.
I'm from the first iteration of the boards before MTV. I remember the discussions leading up to it. I only vaguely remember seeing it (tucker puking). I remember immediately afterward tucker said he couldn't post video bc MTV owned all rights.
FWIW, even after over six years, I've still not read his stories. He's just too wordy. I miss the old board. There were a lot of really good writer there (a few professionals).
So you'd say Tucker is a sociopath?
Something I've always found interesting about Tucker is his proclamation that he is an asshole. He clearly doesn't mean what most people mean when he calls himself that. He's really trying to say that he's a loveable asshole (if such a thing exists). That his personality is abrasive, but endearing.
You then have his fans who validate this position. How many times have you read, "Yeah, he's an asshole, but at least he admits it." I wonder how well that would hold up in court:
Judge: You are charged with the murder of over 300 people. How do you plead?
Defendant: I plead that I'm an asshole, sir.
Judge: What's that?
Defendant: An asshole.
Judge: Ok...
Defendant: I admit that I perpetrated all above-mentioned crimes. In addition, I declare that I am an asshole. You are forced to exonerate me for my honesty.
Judge: ...
Reading his story about the Sex2k filming is kinda nauseating:
"It was like she was so used to dealing with no-talent hacks that when she got a Van Gogh on her hands she fumbled a little."
To be fair, I doubt anyone ever shat on Van Gogh's dick.
Tucker Max tucks his T-shirts into his jeans.
Quit mis defining sociopath.
He's a narcissist.
"He's a narcissist."
And also a sociopath.
sociopath [(soh-see-uh-path, soh-shee-uh-path)]
Someone whose social behavior is extremely abnormal. Sociopaths are interested only in their personal needs and desires, without concern for the effects of their behavior on others. (Compare psychopath.)
Not Tucker?
In any event, it was a question, not a statement.
I bet he can't even grow a mustache...what a wimp.
The Little Book That Could:
November 18, 2008 09:40 AM
"Just the first book in the series has sold like 2 million copies domestically, which is way, way more than the 500k copies my book has sold."
August 3, 2009 09:41 AM
"My book has sold a million copies"
Undeniable evidence of Tucker's success, you silly Haterz.
"I know Tucker and I've seen the movie. The movie is not the abortion everyone is arguing about sight unseen."
Looked pretty bad to me. But, since you've seen the entire thing, what would be your opinion of it? Anywhere near what Tucker is rambling about? And what would be your prediction on it?
__________________________________________________
I saw it at the distributor screening with a full house and the film got a good response. The McGriddle scene and the poop scene are laugh out loud funny. At one point there was spontaneous applause for Jesse Bradford's delivery of a joke. It's not visionary art by any stretch of the imagination, but overall, it is well-directed and the three leads are solid. The actor from 7th HEAVEN is surprisingly good to the point of where it feels like he is acting in some other better movie that the rest of the cast can't see.
I would positively compare it to CHASING AMY. The movie is funnier and angrier than I expected. It's darker than THE HANGOVER or AMERICAN PIE.
I don't know how IHTSBIH will fare in the marketplace. I'm old enough to have seen MALL RATS in the theater. I saw that movie opening weekend in a large theater with maybe six other people. I can't think of an example of a dark comedy that had big box office off an indie release. Even RESERVOIR DOGS and LOCK, STOCK only grossed about 3 million domestically. So, even though I think IHTSBIH is a good product, little movies like this have a hard time. Personally, I hope that this movie does well because that will make it easier for small films to find financing and distribution in the future.
"Undeniable evidence of Tucker's success, you silly Haterz."
Someone posted the actual bookscan number by ISDN and all. It was 429,000 or so.
But maybe Tucker is just saying 1 million in print, the other 500,000 he bought and is storing in his basement.
"The actor from 7th HEAVEN is surprisingly good to the point of where it feels like he is acting in some other better movie that the rest of the cast can't see."
Great sentence. From those brief snippets that got leaked, I could see that Stults looked like a hell of an actor, while Bradford looked solid, and Czuchry was stuck reciting stupid cringeworthy lines that likely ruin the whole movie.
Tucker Max is a douchebag.
^^^
Which begs the following questions:
1) With such an embarrassment of riches, why can't they edit a few scenes and release a trailer?
2) If it was so funny, why is this sneak preview (obviously launched and then yanked by Tucker) so obviously bad?
3) If it was any good, why couldn't they find a distributor? You dropped the names of some decent films. If this movie was that good, and attracted a full house at a distribution screening, I'm skeptical that everyone passed on it given the audience reaction.
4) If you saw this at a distributor screener before a full house, this would be a first. Where did you see it?
"Personally, I hope that this movie does well because that will make it easier for small films to find financing and distribution in the future."
I'm not against indies, I'm just against Tuck.
But on the same page, indies getting suckered into Freestyle releasing cannot be good for the industry.
It seems as though Freestyle is only out for themselves, and they always collect. Often at the expense of investors and creators.
Miramax used to be that Indy Icon and they would go find small projects and make great movies. But then they got huge and that went away.
In comparison to one of my favorite movies (Mall Rats) - Tucker is simply not a talented writer. Bob Goose/Tuck are no where near as talented as Kevin Smith.
Kevins even found a way to become a semi-talented actor in his time in Hollywood.
The acting talent simply doesn't even compare. Jesse, Geoffry, Matt are no where near (and probably won't ever bee) the level of Jeremy London, Jason Lee, and Ben Affleck.
Mallrats is very, very original. I just don't see this film being original at all. Jokes and Scenes that are kinda pasted together from other more successful movies.
There was nothing in the trailer that I thought was remotely laugh out loud. Unlike Hangover, which gave away some very good jokes in the trailer that had me crying on the floor, I cried laughing even harder when I saw it in theater.
"3) If it was any good, why couldn't they find a distributor? You dropped the names of some decent films. If this movie was that good, and attracted a full house at a distribution screening, I'm skeptical that everyone passed on it given the audience reaction."
In fairness, Mallrats as an example couldn't get a studio distribution deal. A lot of indy/new film makers won't get deals even if their movies are good and valuable.
"4) If you saw this at a distributor screener before a full house, this would be a first. Where did you see it?"
I was curious about that too. Didn't they already have all these distributor meetings and screening and it was passed on?
This made me LOL
"The actor from 7th HEAVEN is surprisingly good to the point of where it feels like he is acting in some other better movie that the rest of the cast can't see. "
So Wednesday, August 5th we get to see another glimpse of the fail.
BALONEY
Color me skeptical too. Tucker and his crew have a long history of planting fake third-party reviews.
Until Wednesday comes and he posts a blog saying that at the last minute myspace made a list of changes that had to be made to the trailer before it could be put on their site.
"Geoff Stults, one of the three leads in our movie, was also offered the role of the groom in The Hangover. He had both that offer and our movie's offer at the same time...and he turned down more money for The Hangover to do I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell"
Bullshit.
I wonder how Stults feels about this lie.
So, you're not gonna believe it, but MySpace broke the videotape with out trailer on it!!. It was on one of those old VHS camcorders, and it fell when one of their buddies fell out of the closet vomiting. Of course, it was magnetized, but they like, didn't save the magnet. So I need more time on this trailer. Also, be sure to preorder Assholes Finish First on Amazon. I'm totally almost done with it.
tugger just shit on rupert murdochs dick
I am better looking than Tucker Max. He banned me from his message board because of it.
Girls meets Tucker Max, is unimpressed: http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=7210590&blogId=250748221
Tucker banned me from his message board 'cause he was afraid I'd steal all his chicks.
Fear denies faith.
You can say that again.
Tucker Max tried to seduce me.
"Which begs the following questions:
1) With such an embarrassment of riches, why can't they edit a few scenes and release a trailer? "
I have no idea why they haven't released a trailer.
"2) If it was so funny, why is this sneak preview (obviously launched and then yanked by Tucker) so obviously bad?"
Because the word "fuck" said repeatedly isn't funny to anyone who isn't a 9 year old boy?
"3) If it was any good, why couldn't they find a distributor? You dropped the names of some decent films. If this movie was that good, and attracted a full house at a distribution screening, I'm skeptical that everyone passed on it given the audience reaction."
I'm comparing this movie to CHASING AMY, which I think is a fair comparison. I mentioned the other films as examples of how hard it is to market dark comedies--even if they are watershed movies that launch careers--because I was asked my opinion on how I thought the movie would fare.
I like the film, but taste is subjective. When you actually see the film you may have a different response. However there are several plausible reasons why distributors didn't pick up this movie that have nothing to do with quality. For one, it's an R-rated comedy where people talk a lot. It doesn't have sight gags like a Pink Panther movie, nor is it a horror movie or action film that is easy to market overseas to people who don't speak English. LOCK, STOCK made 3 million in the US but 25 million globally. The foreign market is king. There are no stars to help market this movie overseas, which make this a risky-looking investment to many buyers. To make matters worse (not just for this movie, but for all little movies) a lot of buyers/distributors of indie movies have gone out of business in the last year. Paramount Vantage just bit the dust. Fox Atomic was absorbed back into Searchlight. Even the Weinsteins are struggling to keep it together long enough to release INGLORIOUS BASTARDS and HALLOWEEN 2. More importantly, there's just not a lot of money out there for film right now. You may not have noticed, but there's a global recession happening. This financial crunch impacts everything, including film deals. I suspect that there is a grain of truth in Tucker's allegations that he had offers from "several distributors." Quite possibly he did. They could have just been such horrible, low-ball deals, that Darko decided to self-distribute instead. Look at the negative pick-ups out of Sundance this year. No one is getting millions anymore, certainly not the 6 million Tucker's movie cost. Even big movies with stars like BROOKLYN'S FINEST got screwed.
"4) If you saw this at a distributor screener before a full house, this would be a first. Where did you see it?"
I saw it at the Fine Arts Theater back in March. Darko organized the initial screening for buyers. There were probably 50 of the usual suspects in acquisitions from every mini and major in attendance along with a ton of college students that had been recruited--something I actually thought was a smart move by Darko, and something that made it easier for me to gauge how the the movie would play to the "core" audience.
Tucker Max is the greatest troll of all time. Haven't you guys heard yet? He's really gay, and everything he's put out is satire. Think Borat and Bruno, but 100 times more epic!
Confederacy of Fail, you have a new face:
http://www.costore.com/ihopetheyservebeerinhell/productenlarged.asp?peid=59&pid=1233512
This just screams amateur hour.
whatever, i want one of them beer pong sets.
Tucker SO reads this blog:
Tix price on the Fail 2009 tour are now $10.00. I guess Dr. Dipshit realized few college kids were going to pay $30.00 to see some a 35 y.o. douchebag & his fat friend in person.
If you are wearing a WWTD t-shirt, or worse a bracelet, you are a raging douchebag & deserve a kick in the groin.
If you are at a party & someone breaks out a IHTSBIH beer pong kit, you are a loser & should just kill yourself.
There are going to be alot of Ethiopians running around Africa wearing IHTSBIH t-shirts when this is all over (or whereever the hell they ship surplus rags err clothes to).
I'm not surprised that the price of the tix fell. Looks like there was little to no interest in advance ticket sales. Still it's a good move, as the douchebag wouldn't have sold more than a couple of dozen tickets at most of the bus stops.
I hate to say this, but after seeing that czereuchy movie poster, tucker looks cool and iconic in comparison.
That poster looks like Tucker Max after 12 months of estrogen therapy.
OH YESH! I WANT ONE OF EVERYTHING.
Honestly -- if you truly feel that your movie is going to be so fucking successful, why sell stupid t-shirts and bracelets?
I understand the whole "maximizing profit" crap, but it reeks of "I need to make my money back!!!!"
In the spirit of Tucker Max's revolutionary "Fact" t-shirts, I think it's only fair that we create some of our own!
Fact #38: Tucker Max's art will shit on your dick.
about that million books thing...
The book was released January 2006, 3.5 years ago. The wikipedia page mentions 70,000 copies sold in the first year. At that rate, it's only 245,000 copies. This article (in which he admits to creating fake email accounts and astroturfing) mentions under 2,000 copies/week, which would be around 364.000 copies. And bookscan says 429,000 copies.
Three sources put book sales at 245-429k.
I guess that's why tugger majored in laws and letters instead of econ -- not very good with numbers.
Does anyone else think matt sucky looks like a twink?
"Girls meets Tucker Max, is unimpressed: http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=7210590&blogId=250748221"
That's brilliant.
"Oh, and he had man boobs."
"I'm comparing this movie to CHASING AMY, which I think is a fair comparison. I mentioned the other films as examples of how hard it is to market dark comedies--even if they are watershed movies that launch careers--because I was asked my opinion on how I thought the movie would fare."
You didn't answer my questions. There's no way Tucker is anywhere near the Screenwriter Kevin Smith was even in his early Clerks days.
And he doesn't have near the acting talent in his film as Smith had in Mallrats.
From the leaked trailer cut, which matched up exactly to the script, which I hated. Nothing changed. I thought the script sounded terrible, and once I saw the lines verbatim I knew they were terrible.
When you cringe with embarrassment for the actor saying the lines, that's the kind of movie you will never watch.
I just don't think it will even be successful with college kids. Almost nobody in school currently knows this guy. They haven't heard a thing about him since 2006, they've moved on and graduated and are out in the real world working.
It's the wrong release time for college. They are playing Saturday football every week in September. No ones gonna see that movie over going to college party. It will be almost immediately pulled from the 450 screens they got.
Look what "The Collector" just did. 1300 screens, 3.6 million opening weekend. And with better writers, better actors, better direction.
I'm betting Darko never wanted to go with Freestyle but Tucker insisted on a Box Office release and not straight to DVD. Ultimately, it will cost Darko money, because they are never gonna get the 20 million BO they need to break even.
"Does anyone else think matt sucky looks like a twink?"
Hahaha, hilarity ensues. Nice jizz.
500 Days of Summer: critical acclaim, Fox/Searchlight as a distributor, real P&A (they had one of the major LA radio stations booked this weekend on a 500 song commercial free theme with only 500 Days of Summer mentions/sponsors, limited theatrical release, a real date movie, and they are still at <$7m in BO gross since a 7/17 release.
IHTSBIH has none of these things going for them.
TM has been desperately showing his movie all over the place for free to anyone who watch it, and there is still zero buzz about his movie anywhere but here, his blog, and on his Rudius board.
Fail indeed.
"500 Days of Summer: critical acclaim, Fox/Searchlight as a distributor, real P&A (they had one of the major LA radio stations booked this weekend on a 500 song commercial free theme with only 500 Days of Summer mentions/sponsors, limited theatrical release, a real date movie, and they are still at <$7m in BO gross since a 7/17 release.
IHTSBIH has none of these things going for them."
Exactly. And they released in the summer. A good time because college students are off school.
9/25? Right in the middle of football homecoming weekends? Could you have worse timing?
I'm beginning to think I may have been too generous with my 5 million box office guess.
re: Narcissistic Personality Disorder versus Antisocial Personality Disorder (sociopath)
I'll let the diagnostic criteria speak for itself with these pre-qualifiers. A personality disorder is a SHITTY diagnosis regardless of the final differentiation of symptoms/categories. They are notoriously difficult (some believe impossible) to treat and they rarely have potential for remission.
That being said, it's my professional opinion, based upon the LIMITED information available via Tucker's public persona, that he most closely meets criteria for Narcissistic Personality Disorder. The differential diagnosis boils down to the fact that those with antisocial personality disorder almost always will have a criminal past that is legitimate. The fact that Tucker's supposed incidents of lawlessness are unsubstantiated means that they are likely examples of his grandiose thinking.
Not that it's a big deal, but I want to agree with whoever said labeling Tucker a "sociopath" is more of a misunderstanding of the actual medical criteria behind the diagnosis most often associated with that colloquialism. The more likely label would be narcissistic. Without regard, of course, for potential diagnosis of mood disorders that could account for other aspects of his behaviors.
DSM-IV-TR Diagnostic Criteria for Antisocial Personality Disorder (301.7)
A. There is a pervasive pattern of disregard for and violation of the rights of others occurring since age 15 years, as indicated by three (or more) of the following:
1. failure to conform to social norms with respect to lawful behaviors as indicated by repeatedly performing acts that are grounds for arrest
2. deceitfulness, as indicated by repeated lying, use of aliases, or conning others for personal profit or pleasure
3. impulsivity or failure to plan ahead
4. irritability and aggressiveness, as indicated by repeated physical fights or assaults
5. reckless disregard for safety of self or others
6. consistent irresponsibility, as indicated by repeated failure to sustain consistent work behavior or honor financial obligations
7. lack of remorse, as indicated by being indifferent to or rationalizing having hurt, mistreated, or stolen from another.
B. The individual is at least age 18 years.
C. There is evidence of conduct disorder with onset before age 15 years.
D. The occurrence of antisocial behavior is not exclusively during the course of schizophrenia or a manic episode.
* not from DSM-IV TR, from a website, cut and pasted
Narcissistic DSM IV Criteria
A pervasive pattern of grandiosity (in fantasy or behavior), need for admiration, and lack of empathy, beginning by early adulthood and present in a variety of contexts, as indicated by five (or more) of the following:
(1) has a grandiose sense of self-importance (e.g., exaggerates achievements and talents, expects to be recognized as superior without commensurate achievements)
(2) is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love
(3) believes that he or she is "special" and unique and can only be understood by, or should associate with, other special or high-status people (or institutions)
(4) requires excessive admiration
(5) has a sense of entitlement, i.e., unreasonable expectations of especially favorable treatment or automatic compliance with his or her expectations
(6) is interpersonally exploitative, i.e., takes advantage of others to achieve his or her own ends
(7) lacks empathy: is unwilling to recognize or identify with the feelings and needs of others
(8) is often envious of others or believes that others are envious of him or her
(9) shows arrogant, haughty behaviors or attitudes
* same disclosure of citation
Wow, that merchandise is pretty craptastic. What the hell are they thinking? I loved The Hangover but there's no way I'd ever wear a tshirt, own the movie poster, or write with their pen.
I'm gonna go with narcissism. One of the big key indicators comes from Tuckers own stories. He demands to be the center of attention.
But all indicators fit him. But the center of attention need jumps right out to me because he talks about it all the time.
"Wow, that merchandise is pretty craptastic. What the hell are they thinking? I loved The Hangover but there's no way I'd ever wear a tshirt, own the movie poster, or write with their pen."
Agreed. But remember that Tucker has the most retarded fans in the world. They'd buy an IHTSBIH dildo if he sold one.
Someone actually bought tickets.
Just look at the quality of his fanbase.
http://messageboard.tuckermax.com/showpost.php?p=855649&postcount=72
Anonymous Anonymous said...
"careers were jeopardized"
the only person in that story with a career was the midget, surely?
8/03/2009 6:12 AM
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@6:12, that was funny.
"http://messageboard.tuckermax.com/showpost.php?p=855649&postcount=72"
What a retarded ho. Really? Whose paying that bitches tuition money? You know it isn't her.
Look at her signature. Say hello to being a future fat ass. The only thing she ever worked hard on was trying to get a dick all the way down the throat.
Man, some sluts are just really desperate for that one glimpse of something resembling popularity. Do they never get out of high school? I mean, most of us grow up and join the world as productive citizens. Some of us just learn how to put knee pads down before sucking cock.
y'know...when I really think about it I don't get the whole "your face here" thing. Is he insinuating that he bones so many chicks they're interchangeable? If I have to think this hard about the meaning I don't think it's meant to be funny.
Whose pussies are ready?
@7:41, that's pretty much what it means
It's the most idiotic idea for a movie poster I've seen since the FAME poster that looks like a Pepsi ad.
Tucker's movie poster looks like the first project I did my freshman year in an art class. It was "design your own book/magazine cover." I'm positive mine looked better than this, and I didn't know jack about Photoshop.
You know, it DOES look exactly like those make your own magazine cover "projects" that came with every printer sold in the 90's.
"y'know...when I really think about it I don't get the whole "your face here" thing. Is he insinuating that he bones so many chicks they're interchangeable? If I have to think this hard about the meaning I don't think it's meant to be funny."
He stole that cover from Dave Attell. "Skanks for the memories"
At least there is tons of video of Daves Insomniac Tour and Show. I think he's a real alcoholic, and cheaply hooks up with women who want to suck on his fame. Admittedly ugly women too if you've ever watched his show.
Somebody on the imdb board asked about tucker's degree (econ vs laws and letters).
From the horsees mouth. or douchebag's nozzle. Or asshole's sphincter:
Technically, to be precise, my degree is in Law, Letters and Society, which is a pre-law program you have to apply to and be accepted to. I started in Econ but dropped it b/c I was afraid of failing Econometrics, which is insanely hard math. The U of C doesn't give minors, but if they did, my minor would be in Econ.
(Evidently, counting how many books you sold or how much money your movie will make, or how much income your website brings in is also insanely hard).
Anyone notice TDG hasn't been here since the outings started? Any coincidence? Or is TDG just busy?
^ I think a lot of people are taking a time out because of all the trolls. This thread has been exceptionally quiet since they bombarded us last week.
Maybe you guys have already said this, but I'm new, why does IMDB say that the release date is October 16 but Tucker says it is September 25?
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I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell (2009)
Up 8% in popularity this week.
Director:
Bob Gosse
Writers:
Tucker Max (novel)
Tucker Max (screenplay)
Release Date:
16 October 2009 (USA) more
Word among the mods is that Donika quit and called Tucker out. Anuone have details on that?
http://www.livingroomtheaters.com/nowplaying.html
So this is where the film is playing on the first showing in Portland, OR. The place looks really nice and if you see what they're playing....IHTSBIH looks PAINFULLY out of character. Looks like they won't be pulling in the anime crowd for this one.
Also, and I simply could be misreading the website and the concept, but it appears they kick people out of the theater after 430PM at best. Tucker's screenings are at 7PM. That means anyone who is under 21 won't be able to see the movie. Unless they made a deal with the theater since its a special event. I would ASSUME they did because that would be fucking boneheaded if they didn't.
Any Portland people over here? I'd be super interested to see what happens. I might walk by the Chicago one when it swings in, but I'm not paying for it. The theater is kind of a shithole.
Here's the mod drama I know... There was a core group of mods immediately post-MTV that were message board regulars who got "promoted" to handle the influx of idiots following MTV.
Over time, they became real life friends, did a lot of hanging out, etc, etc. The core mods stayed pretty consisted through ''05.
About that time, shit started getting a bit too real and lots of infighting started over real life and board drama. Well over half, probably 75% of board mods, stopped "showing up."
New mods came in about ''06 and a lot of regular posters started leaving once they noticed the change in tone. Regular posters and old mods still remained e-friends and talked but not on the boards.
Word got out about the movie and everyone who had left got curious and started coming back to check up in early ''08'ish. Two sets formed: the old mods/posters who jumped back into Tucker ass-kissing mode and the old mods/posters who ended up here.
During ''08, the mod situation was so unstable between old mods, newer mods, etc that the board got SEVERAL brand new moderators just because the others were so pre-occupied with other drama that they were letting shit slide that tucker wanted to see handled in a swift and certain manner.
The boards have been around a LONG time. People have grown the fuck up during those 6 years and none of us were going to cow tow to Tucker's whimsy any more. So, he got a few middle aged losers (not Tando, almost all of us like Jon) and a bunch of children to do his bidding.
This pissed off the few remaining core mods who had/have been there for the duration and even pissed off the mods that left and then returned to the boards after time away. That left a board where no one trusted anyone for any reason.
All of those official Rudius employees stopped caring a long time ago. I'm not a Rudius employee but am very very close to them so I've heard a lot that I will not repeat out of respect for them. If they want to tell it, they can tell it.
As for Donika, I don't know that drama, but you've made me curious, so I'm going to ask. Since I chose the path of non-ass kissing, I have sort of cut ties with all of the current mods and am out of the loop. I've had facebook requests from some of them over the last two months but I just leave them sitting there. I can't decide whether to hit ignore or accept. I don't want the drama back in my life but I kind of like hearing about other people's fucked up decisions.
"From the horsees mouth. or douchebag's nozzle. Or asshole's sphincter:"
Afraid of failing Econometrics math? For as smart as this guy claims to be...
Scary, statistics and quantitative analysis....ooooohhhhhhhhh.
And like everything, if it was too hard, he quit.
"that they were letting shit slide that tucker wanted to see handled in a swift and certain manner."
Like not immediately banning all who question Tucker?
"not Tando, almost all of us like Jon"
You must be fucking kidding, that sorry sack of lard is so much of a creepy deviant, he'd be kicked out of a NAMBLA convention.
Your path is clear, Anonymous @ 9:12 ... you must accept the chaos back into your life. Only through struggling through the violence of the whirlwind can you reach the calming zen of the eye of the storm.
@9:21, pretty much
@9:27, I'm not going to trash talk anyone, not even Tucker, no one is without flaws
@9:28, that gave me a lawl, thanks
I don't understand a lot of the current drama because when I left in ''06, it was pretty much for good. I did just sign on to AIM and unblock the Rudius people. If more than one person messages me, I'll be back to share so it won't be clear who told what to whom. I don't want to start any more drama than already exists.
So I got bored.... and then I got bored of being bored. Anyone want to finish this?
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500 Days is still in limited release, also. it's not even at the indie theatre that's still showing "away we go" here in my hometown. if it goes wider, i think it'll do great. that zooey's a fox.
^^^ That's just a little bit creepy, Map Guy.
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