tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21127102.post117436504077523328..comments2024-03-28T02:32:37.185-07:00Comments on Tucker Max Is A Douchebag: Story About Tucker From Facebook.comCockly McBeefwellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04144263906784826431noreply@blogger.comBlogger15917125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21127102.post-70310490764017991482010-07-27T23:05:18.600-07:002010-07-27T23:05:18.600-07:00Didn't we discover something about mccoy? Like...Didn't we discover something about mccoy? Like his real identity or something?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21127102.post-3641823306772221482010-07-27T15:41:38.493-07:002010-07-27T15:41:38.493-07:00For the full tucker max experience, read the story...For the full tucker max experience, read the story synopsis (they aren't really excerpts) with a lisp.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21127102.post-58545056170733579612010-07-26T06:47:36.866-07:002010-07-26T06:47:36.866-07:00tucker ma is not 6 foot tall not even close actual...tucker ma is not 6 foot tall not even close actually<br /><br /><br />i hope this place get a bit more excitement when he new book come out<br /><br />where is mccoymountain i miss that very great guyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21127102.post-45548968662924765572010-07-24T08:55:55.233-07:002010-07-24T08:55:55.233-07:00Tucker Max is a liar and a douchebag.Tucker Max is a liar and a douchebag.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21127102.post-53303328640646536132010-07-23T21:45:22.510-07:002010-07-23T21:45:22.510-07:00TIBOR TIBOR TIBORTIBOR TIBOR TIBORAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21127102.post-91538749870497173692010-07-23T21:39:54.736-07:002010-07-23T21:39:54.736-07:00IDIOT BOARD IS BETTER THAN FREAK SAFARIIDIOT BOARD IS BETTER THAN FREAK SAFARIAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21127102.post-84304721702552968382010-07-23T00:51:17.179-07:002010-07-23T00:51:17.179-07:00The excerpts from his newest book look like crap a...The excerpts from his newest book look like crap a horny pre-teen could have written. Is he going to have to return his non-existent $300k advance when this book fails just like his movie? His star wasn't bright to begin with and has faded substantially.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21127102.post-10378582379181473142010-07-22T07:12:49.861-07:002010-07-22T07:12:49.861-07:00Assholes Finish First is out in about 60 days. Don...Assholes Finish First is out in about 60 days. Don't you just love the title? Tucker is just too dense to understand irony.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21127102.post-47544554681776410662010-07-21T02:07:37.010-07:002010-07-21T02:07:37.010-07:007/17, it's actually jap, not chink7/17, it's actually jap, not chinkAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21127102.post-69136116714587020422010-07-20T15:39:54.470-07:002010-07-20T15:39:54.470-07:00Tucker doesn't afraid of GawkerTucker doesn't afraid of GawkerAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21127102.post-23580377867857415062010-07-17T04:04:14.332-07:002010-07-17T04:04:14.332-07:00Me ching-chong Chinaman! Me posting birdscratch a...Me ching-chong Chinaman! Me posting birdscratch and gibberish to pretend to be civilized! IF ME KNEW HOW TO WRITE, ME POST WITH ENGLISH CHARACTERS LIKE WAS GOOD ENOUGH FOR JESUS!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21127102.post-30560592025256227702010-07-16T10:39:44.560-07:002010-07-16T10:39:44.560-07:00Also, all Gawker posts are intentional leaks as pa...Also, all Gawker posts are intentional leaks as part of his marketing strategy (invented by Tucker Max, who is a man) which is total genius because he (a man) invented it and which only losers or losers who are not men do not understand.<br /><br />Also, you should not be jealous of his (a man's) having slept with your girlfriend.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21127102.post-71230770036051284572010-07-16T10:37:07.265-07:002010-07-16T10:37:07.265-07:00The sad silly not funny online magazine Gawker so-...The sad silly not funny online magazine Gawker so-called are not being fair to the very very funny Mr. Tucker Max (who is a man) who writes very good funny books by a man who is a man who has sex with women and not men.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21127102.post-60878947994875730092010-07-15T12:57:32.244-07:002010-07-15T12:57:32.244-07:00Gawker hasn't forgotten you Tucker:
http://ga...Gawker hasn't forgotten you Tucker:<br /><br />http://gawker.com/5588082/tucker-max-has-composed-another-volume-of-witticisms<br /><br /><br />They're going to destroy you at your launch party... not just Hamilton Nolan, but the locals in Manhattan who read Gawker.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21127102.post-58896390502343464552010-07-15T10:51:04.816-07:002010-07-15T10:51:04.816-07:00Is marnie still available?Is marnie still available?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21127102.post-43863057675317121362010-07-14T10:40:48.381-07:002010-07-14T10:40:48.381-07:00" Erin is an awesome, beautiful girl from Cle..." Erin is an awesome, beautiful girl from Cleveland—the kind of girl you want to have kids with."<br /><br />Except that any Bunnyspawn were already guaranteed to be completely mental. A tucker crossbreed would - no, I have better things to do than think about thisAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21127102.post-9740959581183526072010-07-13T20:39:31.670-07:002010-07-13T20:39:31.670-07:00Truly, truly bad. He writes like a 16 year old. A...Truly, truly bad. He writes like a 16 year old. And not even a very talented or intellligent 16 year old. This proves once and for all that Tucker is still stuck somewhere in his adolescence and has no idea what to do with himself as an adult.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21127102.post-32782107326358117322010-07-12T13:30:00.518-07:002010-07-12T13:30:00.518-07:00HAHA Is this for real?
http://newyork.timeout.com...HAHA Is this for real?<br /><br />http://newyork.timeout.com/articles/sex-dating/78791/excerpts-assholes-finish-first<br /><br />Are those real excerpts? They're awful!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21127102.post-76756075387883968982010-07-12T00:29:47.797-07:002010-07-12T00:29:47.797-07:00The book IS coming out. It's just that the bo...The book IS coming out. It's just that the book is terrible, even by Tucker's standards.The Book Guynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21127102.post-5105425072550524972010-07-11T21:10:07.840-07:002010-07-11T21:10:07.840-07:00^^^i'm not a jew, but that quote rules.^^^i'm not a jew, but that quote rules.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21127102.post-76059764890514853512010-07-11T20:45:11.747-07:002010-07-11T20:45:11.747-07:00"What doth the LORD require of thee, but to d..."What doth the LORD require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God?"- Micah 6:8 (Carved in stone at the entrance to Baylor Law School)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21127102.post-87589176245840582402010-07-10T12:04:13.655-07:002010-07-10T12:04:13.655-07:00He has it listed as coming out on Sept 28. I wond...He has it listed as coming out on Sept 28. I wonder if even he believes that.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21127102.post-39189207846100338452010-07-09T07:32:27.525-07:002010-07-09T07:32:27.525-07:00Tucker took down his entire revolutionary film blo...Tucker took down his entire revolutionary film blog at the request of the people publishing his book. Apparently the title "Assholes Finish First" doesn't seem plausible when you take into account the film didn't even finish in the top 20 it's opening weekend.<br /><br />On top of that, his new book is a mess. From what I've heard the publisher rejected about half of his new transcript of AFF and asked for an almost complete rewrite on the rejected parts of his new novel. Their reason is simple, it's basically a collection of bad "B-Sides" from IHTSBIH and are utterly redundant and uninteresting. In short, he's beating a dead horse with some pretty lame stories in AFF.Book Guynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21127102.post-21315078633130938292010-07-08T11:57:09.436-07:002010-07-08T11:57:09.436-07:00@7/08
Tucker Max Is A Dead White Loser Fucker?@7/08<br />Tucker Max Is A Dead White Loser Fucker?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21127102.post-75216258078061662912010-07-08T00:04:23.209-07:002010-07-08T00:04:23.209-07:00TMIADWLFTMIADWLFAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com