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Tucker Max's face, meet Megan ******'s hand
Megan was discussing ball shaving with a nice man at a tailgate. Good start to this story;) NE ways, Tucker Max was also at the tailgate and started talking shit to Megan (he obviously thought she was a hot girl who would sleep w/ him if acted like an asshole, and he was showing off in front of his buddies). Megan hit him on the arm, and he said that meant Megan wanted to fuck him because if she hit him in the face, then he'd know she was mad. She then dissed his elastic waistband (yes, he was wearing elastic waistband shorts, what is he, 12?), and he said "its so stupid bitch whores like you can suck my dick without any confusion." So she slapped him in the face!!!
Tucker threw his drink at her, Candice threw her drink at Tucker with lightning fast reflexes, then he proceeded to grab Megan by her hair and hit her in the face with his pathetically small hands. With a bruised face, and a bruised ego, he took his shriveled penis back to his buddies.
In Tucker Max's own words, "My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole." Oh, and he hits girls.
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«Oldest ‹Older 4801 – 5000 of 15917 Newer› Newest»^^Not only THAT, but he's revolutionizing the entire paradigm of how greatness is recognized. In the shiny new, revolutionary model (which Tuckster totally invented, bro), the artist (Tucker is a really deep artist who produces beautiful, lasting works of greatness, brah) heralds his own greatness relentlessly, even though NOBODY outside of his ever-dwindling fanbase does. THAT'S how greatness is recognized - by the 'artist' also being a pretentious loudmouth.
You know what? Tucker's even more revolutionary than THAT - he pretty much knows great art when he sees it, and nobody else does. So if you, too, want to be a connoisseur of great art, just join his revolutionary messageboard and make sure to agree with everything he says. Bonus points for lashing out violently against anyone who dares to disagree with him.
What Tucker is really saying:
"The cut we showed the test audience didn't work. They didn't laugh, but the problem is that they were just too stupid to understand the concept of shitting in your pants on an intellectual level.
We know distributors are similarly stupid, so we better not show that cut. In fact, we don't know if there's any part of this movie that isn't too intellectual or artistic. Therefore, if any of you idiots ask me for an Internet trailer, I'll personally ban you."
Holy Motherfucking Shit!!!
Do you idiots not understand!?!?! Motherfucking Tucker Max is revolutionizing the word "revolution". Before Tucker, it meant a trend that would cause grown men to piss themselves in anticipation (or something like that). But now, with Tucker, it means that any shitty film based on totally mediocre material will have Hollywood pissing their pants with laughter over the nonsensical ramblings of totally awesome Tucker Max.
Fuck you Hollywood, you just don't know art when you see it!!
I'm going to do a keg stand and then go masterbate to Tucker's groundbreaking story about shitting himself or getting shit on. You dooshbags just don't get it, fags!!!!
Tucker's a douchebag, that's really all that needs to be said.
He's trying to turn chicken shit into chicken salad, and all everybody sees is a guy going "mmmmm, this is so tasty" with a mouthful of chicken shit. Sure the people who depend on him also have a mouthful of chicken shit, so you'd have to expect them to say "yummy", but really, who cares what they say.
What's worse, being Tucker, or being dependent on Tucker? Think about it for a moment.
Tucker Max isn't original, he's a low rent Ellsworth Toohey.
^^^^^
I disagree. Tucker isn't even close to being an Ellsworth Toohey. Toohey is all finese and would never want to be the face of power, wheras Tucker strives for power or acknowledgement. In that aspect he's more of a Keatingesque character. He's the brute who physically wields the power while others are pulling the strings behind the curtain.
If anything Nils is Toohey, the guy who quietly gets what he wants while Tucker takes all the negative press. If anything, Nils at least learned how to make a movie and has people who might work with him again, and Tucker will be left with his website.
True, but wouldn't this line be awesome?
"Good God, why should anyone think of Tucker Max?".
^^^
HAHAHA IamRob you're hilarious. Congrats on the new site upgrade!
www.freaksafari.com
IAmRob is a pretty cool guy. eh upgrades his site and doesn't afraid of anything.
WHAT TUCKER MEANT
"Since this movie has no marketable stars or even an original storyline, we will be probably releasing it the next two years. We are absolute slaves to test screenings and the data they provide. For reasons even God can't understand we have decied to screen the movie to MORE of my friends and other people who will never give us honest feedback. I trust them the most. I will head to the east coast and beat a dead horse even harder and head back to safe and trusted territory at schools I already went to promoting a new release of my old book. I might just trace over my autograph from the last time I signed these 37 peoples books. At some point I will hook up with my old friends and show them my movie. These guys will not be biased at all. We will keep editing the movie for now, however I can't see how we can get around the final scene where my character gives a lame and predictable speech at a wedding and then unviels a bouncy castle. Yes, a bouncy castle. That's all we could come up with. Not sure I ever saw a bouncy castle in another film so pretty much this is going to change Hollywood as we know it. If not, we will triangleualte it and shit."
Tucker's gonna get maxed!
matt czurchy rhymes with straight to dvd
those guys have got to read this site.
haha.
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=4028855
fark calls out a douchebag.
The Fark thread is kind of interesting, seems they're not fans of Tucker either. Which is bad news for Tucker since he's relying on the cross-over appeal of his stories/fame to make the movie a success. The members of Fark's messageboard should be a natural audience for Tucker, and even they think he's a complete joke and most have no intention of seeing his film. So much for the idea that Tucker has some sort of fan base beyond his ever-shrinking messageboard.
Reading part of the Fark thread, I came to another realization, something that others have mentioned but that I hadn't really noticed: Tucker is played out. All of his stuff is old, it's been done a thousand times before, often by Tucker himself. All of the stories in IHTSBIH (the book) were available on his website five years ago. And they relate back to things that happened around 2000-2003. In short, it's been five or more years since Tucker has had anything remotely original to say or do. Even the movie is just a rehashing of one of his stories. If there is one thing the internet hates and rejects, it is something that is stale. And unfortunately for him, that's exactly what Tucker has become.
Tucker is still trying to sell a version of himself and his friends that no longer exists. We all know the stories now, they're not "new" and "revolutionary", there is nothing paradigm-changing about them. And that's what Tucker doesn't grasp. His friends have all grown up, moved on and have real lives that they live. They might be "boring" from the standpoint of a 25 year-old (or younger in Tucker's fans' case), but they are the real lives of guys in their thirties. But Tucker hasn't done that. Sure, when it suits his purposes, Tucker will talk about how he's matured a bit and doesn't do things like he did in the stories. But this is just a cover to show how he's "serious" about his "art" and the movie. The fact is, he still desperately clings to the version of himself in the stories when it suits his purposes. Tucker wants to simultaneously be the "serious" filmmaker and the drunken frat douche of his stories. And you can't be both. He has no new stories to tell, because he hasn't and can't let go of the past.
burning post, dude. if tucker sees what you just wrote, his denial ego protection device will need to go into overdrive. he is a frat douche whos never been in a frat, an author with a modicum of niche success unrelated to his talent, and his opus is going straight to dvd. i would honestly rather see police academy 9 than watch tucker's movie. it's probably going to be worse than that abomination "college."
you suck, tucker. like, as a human. you're done, son.
Tucker Max is just a rapey, fratty douche. One who doesn't afraid of anything.
Have you ever read this? It speculates that the reason Assholes Finish First keeps getting pushed back isn't because of the movie or he's lazy, it's because Tucker honestly doesn't have any more stories to tell. Even though Tucker is a champion bullshit artist, even he has so little material to work with that he doesn't have enough stuff to write the book.
Didn't tucker give that fark guy a cameo? Well, maybe the MMA fighter or washed up porn star cameo will deliver the audience.
Well, Tucker obviously farked up.
my friend met tucker through his website, she thought it would be at least entertaining. she said he had a weird fetish for tickling and wasnt entertaining, just really lame and contrived. they didnt hook up because he kept making jokes about tickling her. there is something creepy about that
Ever notice how in all of his photos, Tucker looks like an overgrown, spoiled, pouting child?
What else might be going on with Tucker? Where is Tucker right now? What kind of douchebag stuff might he be doing? These are the kinds of things I want to see a 2-3 paragraph speculatory write-up on, and I want to see it, now.
^^^^^ You know what I want to see? I want to see Tucker write something on his board where he doesn't :
1) lie to his fans.
2) call his sophomoric stories "art".
3) come off as an overwhelming douchebag.
He's become this bizarro wannabe Tyler Durden.
Tucker is king shit on turd island, because he's all about the joy and hope and possibility of a condensed, distilled version of himself occupying the emotional space of the character, and it takes a whole different skillset to triangulate the art to the different quadrants that are going to revolutionize the closed Hollywood system with open, paradigm-shifting honesty, and shit. Bro.
IF the movie actually captured Tucker's true character people would be running from the theater or slitting their wrists in the aisle from sheer boredom.
Does he actually think that he is a someone that anyone with a sliver of a soul or an ounce of human DNA would truly want to hangout with?
OT-TO! OT-TO! OT-TO! OT-TO!
OTTO IS MY HERO! HE DOESN'T AFRAID OF ANYTHING!
HEY OTTO, WILL YOU BANG THAT RANDOM CHICK THERE? BANG HER, OTTO! WE WANT TO SEE YOU BE A RAPEY FRATTY! HEY OTTO, DO YOU FINISH FIRST?
Yes, Miz Reporter Lady, that's Otto right there. No, OTTO! Otto doesn't afraid of anything! Especially not butthekth! No, BUTTHEKTH! No, Otto is his REAL name. I can prove it! Just go ask him! He'll say it isn't, right? And since Otto lies about everything, you know it's true!
OT-TO! OT-TO! OT-TO! OT-TO!
How long before Tucker screens the movie for his family and reports ---------- "WE GOT A SOLID 10 ON THE SCORECARD!"
hahahahahaha!!!!!!!
How lame are these guys?
http://www.flickr.com/photos/rudiusmedia/3099208989/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/rudiusmedia/3099209647/
The picture below looks like the guy is holding a penis up to Tucker's mouth!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/rudiusmedia/3099208159/in/photostream/
Does he think these are cool?
Tucker wouldn't know cool if it bit his dick off in the middle of a blowjob.
A proactive Tucker uses synergy to empower his creativity.
Jess' giant areolas are gross but she refuses to get reduction surgery because they're doesn't afraid of anything.
wow, I haven't checked this blog out for 16 months.
seriously people, why do you care so much?
either you are truly bored with your lives and have nothing better to do....OR this blog was created by tucker just to keep interest going.
I lived in chicago when tucker did, have "tucker max drunk" (OMGZWTFBBQ) with him a few times, he's just a typical moron. so what?
good for him, he got a book deal and a movie. even though his stories are shit and fabricated, so what? he'll fade away and check in to the internet archives with nooma nooma guy etc, and that's that.
but at least he had the drive to get a book deal and movie, which is more than 99.9999999% of the people that post here have done.
I'm not defending him, trust me. But really, isn't it time to just stop paying attention to him?
"but at least he had the drive to get a book deal and movie, which is more than 99.9999999% of the people that post here have done."
he has also woken up with dog shit in his hair, and shit his own pants on multiple occasions. those are things that 99.9999999% of the people that post here have not done.
either way, scifag, he still did something that you didn't do.
and he got paid.
do you get paid solely on your immature antics? Didn't think so, foofy boi.
homo above this post is a pretty cool guy. eh discounts tucker's success and doesn't afraid of anyhing.
"homo above this post is a pretty cool guy. eh discounts tucker's success and doesn't afraid of anyhing."
What success? He lives in a rental with roommates and has burned every bridge he has tread upon? He's a complete hack who lucked into a fleeting career. If this movie fails, (which all signs are pointing that way) he has nothing to fall back on. Who would hire him, and for what? Nobody, and I mean NOBODY who worked on his film has a good word to say about him and most people thought him to be as lazy as he is full of shit. His next book is in limbo.
His company has no office, PO Box number or phone number. It's a shell company with ZERO PAID EMPLOYEES.
Tucker Max is 2006 and it's almost 2009.
Most of his hangers on are doing something different with their lives now, as waiting for Tucker's big ship to come in has failed to be as lucrative for them as Tucker claims. Fuck, he's been reduced to lying about getting Mark Ebner a TV deal, and well Bunny's "big and awesome book" that he brokered has failed to yield anything.
Sure he fucks a lot of women, but well, so does Gene Simmons and Ron Jeremy. A little fame can go a long way with dumb and broken people.
Wow, it took guts for Tucker to write about fucking a beauty queen, and he shows those guts when somebody writes something about his personal life.
Fuck him, he's a fraud and his fans are fucking idiots.
"do you get paid solely on your immature antics? Didn't think so, foofy boi."
please tell me you posted this as a parody of what Tucker nuthuggers sound like. after all, we all know that the only poster here who gets paid solely on his amature antics is Tucker Max.
and dude, what do you mean, saying that I doesn't afraid of anything? i am very much afraid of YOU, what with the cyberbullying and all.
I think everyone who posts here likes Tucker. Just not for the reasons he thinks.
We all think he is funny. Just not for the reasons he thinks.
We all want him to make a movie and release it. But, just not for the reasons he thinks.
He brings me great joy. Again, not for the reason he thinks.
I will post here often. It makes him happy. You know it. I know it.
He knows it.
Hi, Tucker!
We'll do our part, you keep doing yours. That's the deal from the start, right?
I wish I could be a big success. You know, the kind that gets to fuck ugly girls. The kind of success that lives in the shitty end of town with 5 other people. The kind of success that overshadows his small hands, big tits, and lispy voice.
hey fag.
if you don't know what 'doesn't afraid of anything' means, then you have failed at the internets.
OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
^ NEEEEEEERD!!!
do you have stairs in your house?
^ why yes, yes I do! would you like to come over and throw yourself down my stairs? it will be great fun... well, for me, anyway. for you, not so much.
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I will post here often. It makes him happy. You know it. I know it.
Hi, Tucker!
We'll do our part, you keep doing yours. That's the deal from the start, right?
12/12/2008 11:32 PM
I don't know about Tucker, but it'll make ME happy. It's about the "time SPENT".
TAT
"I don't know about Tucker, but it'll make ME happy. It's about the "time SPENT".
TAT"
Ouch! BURN! PWNED!
I doubt anyone who reads the above post will ever post here again. Even if they wanted to they could not because their hands have just been SCORCHED by the words they jusr read.
I guess they will have to go to one of the hundreds of other Tucker Max message boards or blogs!
What?
Really?
There's only 3?
But this is a huge movie, right? There has to be hundreds of sites at least.
Really, three?
He owns one of them?
So really two?
This is one of them?
...
I'm thinking about Tucker.
Sorry.
GTAT
tucker screened his movie again to a bunch of privately-selected friends and less people liked it.
the more they edit it, the lower ratings it gets.
it is hilarious that tucker is leaking selected reviews taken from friends forced to watch the film.
why not release all teh reivews form his freinds?
certainly they will be far better than when the public sees it.
i predict a "rotten" rating at rotten tomatoes, if it ever even gets a web page there.
http://messageboard.tuckermax.com/showpost.php?p=755101&postcount=4
Tucker: And there are some things that aren't really working as well as we want, but in some cases, we can't fix it. Why not? Because the shot was blocked wrong, or director didn't get the right performance or something went wrong somewhere and we just can't fix it as well as we'd like.
I see Tucker is already setting up Bob Gosse as the villain if (when) things don't work out. I'm sure Tucker will direct his next movie himself (after pawning off the writing duties to some other sap) to make sure this doesn't happen again. Of course, by then the budget will be $80 and it will be the fault of the bean counters for interfering with his "creative process".
His second film, Assholes Have To Do Everything Themselves To Get It Done Right, will never be finished. Tucker will spend the remainder of his days holding court in assorted breakfast diners telling the deaf how the whole world is wrong and only he understands things. Even the deaf will be agitated and move to a different seat at the counter.
When have you ever seen a film where you said to yourself:
"Gee, that would have been a great scene if it weren't for the stupid blocking of the actors!! Had they only been positioned differently that scene would have worked"
I realize that Tucker realizes he's talking to people who have no idea how a film is made, but I find it unbelievable that he's blaming "blocking" of a scene as why it's not working. What's next?
"Yeah, that scene would have been great, but the Craft Service table didn't have granola bars that day and it pissed off Matt, so Matt had to eat candy and it gave him a sugar rush so the scene totally sucks because of Craft Service."
Do you know where blocking is important? In a slapstick comedy, that's where. But wait I thought IHTSBIH was more about being an intellectual and witty piece of craftwork? Why then would blocking be important if dialogue is the main driving point of the film?
He's a total fucking idiot. Hey Tucker, maybe the scene didn't work because the script didn't work? For a guy who claims to be a stand-up guy as often as you do you really seem to pass the buck an awful lot.
I suspect most people here know who Andy Samberg is. He got his SNL job by making short, funny films with some of his buddies. He didn't talk about a revolution. He didn't raise $16 million. He didn't spend a year filming, editing, and market testing. He just had some ideas, filmed it, put it on the internet, and it was funny enough to get noticed. That's the revolution. Tucker's making the movie the same way movies have been made for 80+ years. Where's the revolution?
Another thing -- Andy takes monster bong hits and comes up with wacky crazy funny shit. Tucker gets drunk and acts like an asshole.
Another thing -- Tucker takes monster cock hits and comes up with wacky crazy lying shit.
If Tucker's movie succeeds, we STILL win!
Most people here are probably rooting for the film to fail simply for the fact that Tucker is such an unlikable and uncharismatic dickhead. That might be the case; however, he is tons of fun to make fun of. He has to be doing and saying such dumbass shit on purpose in order to rile the haters, etc. Please, God, tell me he is? Please?
In bizarro world his film might just take off. Mostly due to the fact that Tucker is not in the movie and the guy playing him is seemingly cool. If they are smart they will not allow Tucker to speak to the press at all. I think he might be smart enough to stay out of the public eye on this one. He's not dumb, he's just a dumbass.
Let's say that IHTSBIH does find the marketplace it seeks and the film pulls 40 million plus theatrical. That will be a great day because at that point Tucker's ego will force him to step into the spotlight and that is when the fun begins. He will not come across as cool or as someone anyone wishes to be like. He will come off as he always does time and time again: A white lispy rich kid jock who likes to hang out with other men in shorts making fun of people who weren't born into an insolated world full of privilege and protection.
It will be great.
We will have a laugh for a few months as he schools the 'Hollywood system' and lets the world know how great Tucker Max is. And of course, Bufthsects.
Pray for this movie's success. Tucker will not let us down. He hasn't so far.
0% chance this movie will be good. 0% chance it will be a success. high percentage chance tucker's ego/denial protection will auto formulate a way to make it look like a successful winner
Unfortunately I think 2:15 am is correct. I wish 10:07 pm's outcome would happen though.
Let me take 10:07 pm's vision another step further. Tucker on press junkets promoting this movie and then getting called out by certain members of the press.
Like what happened on O&A. Tucker may ignore questions about O&A and remove all references from any websites associated with his 'brand', but with his lack of charisma and overall personality, another O&A-like incident is bound to happen again.
I wonder how many he'll be able to sweep under the rug.
If beer in hell is a success, perhaps they'll make a parody of it called "Meet the Douchebags".
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"... reeling from the colossal failure of his first artistic oeuvre, Tucker Max retired for seventeen months to an organic potato farm on the outskirts of Newark, New Jersey, only emerging to begin a new career as a singer on children's TV channels. His first breakout hit, 'Breakfast time is the bestest time, the bestest time, the bestest time, breakfast time is the the bestest time, the bestest time of the year' was swiftly followed by the incomparable triumph of 'Dick Fuck Butt' ..."
- Encyclopedia Galactica, 13th ed.
@10:58
Wikipedia or urban dictionary?
PAK CHOOIE UNF
I see Tucker's removed his Magnanimous Truth/Debilitating Transparency/Debunking-Lies-Thru-Name-Calling thread. Now that all those vainglorious myths about him have been put to rest, I can see why he no longer needed to stress the purity of his word.
I am a pusher robot.
within a week, we will be here and prottectedz.
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Heh, now Tucker is calling out National Lampoon for their douchery.
Tucker: "Slowly but surely, the entertainment world is changing, and corrupt thieves like this are being pushed out by people like us. It won't happen all at once, but it's happening. Every day, the lot of the artist is improving."
I believe he meant to say, "Every day, the lot of the artist is improving, unless the artist is named BC Woods." Hey, let's get part of that Tucker email to BC up on the overhead projector here so everybody can see it...
Tucker to BC: "If you don't like our arrangement, if you don't like that fact that I found you as a complete nobody doing nothing and have given you the opportunity to reach the world, then you can go back to where you were when I found you."
Wow. It's like Tucker lifted the words right out the mouths of National Lampoon's negotiators. It's become exceedingly clear that everything Tucker rails against in the world also happens to be an acute part of his personality.
Actually, I think he lifted the words right out of the mouth of National Lampoon's stegosaurus.
Because, y'know. He's a stegosaurus molester. And all that. The whole story is told in the charming and heart-warming children's film, written by and co-starring Tucker Max: "Because of Tate-Poodler"
Isn't BC Woods an artist?
Shouldn't BC be respected because he's an artist?
If Tucker can turn on an artist like BC so easily over money, isn't Tucker behaving just like the lying corporate douchebags he claims to loath?
Isn't Tucker constantly calling out liars and hypocrites while denying his own hypocrisy?
Will Tucker call himself out? Ever?
This is what the world is waiting for. Not for shit stories and shittier movies. The world has enough of those. It awaits the moment Tucker calls himself out and stops lying to himself. We patiently sit in lawn chairs, wriggling our toes in the grass, waiting for the Tucker Max and Bernie Madoff's of the world to stop lying to themselves.
Your biggest creation is you Tucker. Your greatest art is you. Right now you're a finger painting that's claiming to be the Mona Lisa. There's nothing wrong with a finger painting, it's a necessary step in the process to creating something better. But the finger painting cannot lie about what it is, no matter how much it tries. That's why you're so entertaining. That's why we pay attention.
"Your biggest creation is you Tucker. Your greatest art is you. Right now you're a finger painting that's claiming to be the Mona Lisa. There's nothing wrong with a finger painting, it's a necessary step in the process to creating something better. But the finger painting cannot lie about what it is, no matter how much it tries. That's why you're so entertaining. That's why we pay attention."
This should be my signature on TMMB.
"We patiently sit in lawn chairs, wriggling our toes in the grass, waiting for the Tucker Max and Bernie Madoff's of the world to stop lying to themselves."
We are?
"That's why we pay attention."
KTAT
WCIAM?
has anyone read tucker's predictions for the new year?
the delusion continues...
-"I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell" the movie will come out in theaters at some point between May and September, and will be bigger than ANYONE (except me) is predicting. I won't commit to a specific number (in public), but I will say big. Very very big. Enough to make Nils and I real "Fuck You" money.
-On the heels of this massive success, Nils and I will announce plans for not one, not two, but three sequels.
-Matt Czuchry, Jesse Bradford and Geoff Stults will become major stars because of this movie
Santa, for Christmas, can I see Tucker's head explode when none of this actually happens? Pleeeaase? Pretty please?
My predictions for the next year: by next June, we'll be deep into the Greater Depression, which is going to last five years at least (3 trillion dollars of bad debt built on bad mortgages doesn't just go away because you make a wish), and people are going to be more worried about how to pay for their next meal than about some stupid dumbass being a stupid dumbass. Maxy Tuck will somehow explain this as showing that he still is right and really did bang that one chick, but as he'll be living in a cardboard box at the time, the roaches will be the only ones to have to listen to him.
BCWood IS an artist. That's why he's raking in serious coin under the Freak Safari umbrella. The internet is a free market, and THAT is why BC makes a ton more money, and has a better alexa rating than any one of the chump Rudius sites.
tucker happy yes well
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our l'il tuckums, tucktucktuck
hurf blurf
and it will be made out of TIGERS
and will have a picture of itself on it
Urist Mcposterpost cancels post; reason: Attend Party.
Who da phuck else around here enjoys some muddaphuckin' SOUP?
I DO, Wigga!! Word up, dun@@
Tucker is a rapper now:
"Originally Posted by Jabberwockeysuperfly
You might have to give us some more credit than that. In case you didn't know, there is a huge difference between Paul Wall and Nas or Eminem. At it's best, writing a dope, effective and dense verse in a rap song can be one of the hardest things to do in music."
"Us? So now all black people are rappers? Why are you including yourself in that league? Because you're black, you're a rapper now? Link a song. Even a myspace song. Seriously, you think you're a fucking expert, bring it to the light.
Your argument is asinine. The difference between Paul Wall and Nas is miniscule compared to the difference between any MySpace rapper and Paul Wall. So because two of the five best lyricists EVER can't be matched up with by most rappers, they are now the standard upon which all rap songs are measured? Glad to know. Time to send pretty much everyone else home then.
I think it might be time to start the idiot clean up early."
You are correct sir, there isn't much difference between Paul Wall and any MySpace rapper, because Paul Wall is a horrible rapper.
But what's funnier is that you and Nils are writing a rap song for the film based on your "life". I finally get the joke, I really do. This film is going to be revolutionary because all the comedy takes place on the actual making of the film. It's comedic genius on such a higher level... Dude, you guys are outdoing Andy Kaufman.
I mean.... hahahahahahahahahaha. A rap song? By Tucker and Nils? Fer Snizzle? What God did I please to bring your comedic awesomeness into my life?
Wait!?! Please don't say Paul Wall gave you props. Did he say "yo, this shit is dope!" Please say he did. Please say you guys are going to get matching grillz and then show up to the cast and crew premiere wearing the grillz!?!? Pretty please with Bunny on top...?
I mean, okay, I got a laugh out of it when you guys started talking about your script as "art". I mean a woman fucking a horse is "art" if you want to be specific, but IHTSBIH as ART? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
I totally laughed my head off when you started saying how you are changing Hollywood by the way this film is being made because you kept an on-line diary of your douchebaggery, and kept lying through 60% of the diary to entice your dolt supporters interested in the dullness that is your life, but NOW I FUCKING GET IT.
Anybody can go out and make a movie, but what you guys are doing is performance art at a higher level. The entertainment is not the film, the fun is in watching you guys looking like fucking idiots WHILE YOU ARE MAKING THE MOVIE. In the past I'd ask myself: "Can he be anymore of a douche?" only to find out that "YES" you can top that bar. You are the Sergei Bubka of douchebags. But not only are you awesome, you are pulling off a rouse on Hollywood that only super smart people on your message board truly understand.
Kudos Tucker Max, words cannot describe how elated I am to figure out the enigma that is your life.
^^^
Props to anyone who references Sergei Bubka.
Oh great, just what the world needs: another privileged white kid from suburbia who thinks he's street. Tucker's desperation to act as though he has some great understanding of rap, because he can clearly relate, would be funny if it weren't so pathetic.
y'all just jealous because tucker doesn't afraid of anything an eh done things you'll never do.
never, never will you destroy the careers of c-list actors and a d-list director with your douchebaggery.
everything tucker touches turns to douche.
1. bunny's life.
2. matt czurchy's career
3. rap
4. his tv show
5. his radio show
only tucker can take rap and transform it into pure douche.
^^^^^^^^12/18/2008 1:33 PM
Excellent post 133pm, brilliant use of Russian pole vaulters.
And I see what you mean. Tucker is obviously doing some higher form of art, he's created a character (Tucker Max aka Otto) that he could never ever live up to (because his stories are mostly bullshit). But yes, the fun of his movie will never make it on the screen, the fun is reading his self-congratulatory, overly delusional posts about his "art". Now he's adding "rapper" to the mix (oh wait, Nils is writing it much like the screenplay).
What's funnier is going to be the myriad of excuses Tucker is going to have to come up with when his shitty screenplay is finally turned into an even shittier movie.
By the way, Sergei Bubka is Ukrainian
I cannot get over the fact that Nils is very very fat!
would you like douche on that popcorn?
we have fat-free douche for nils.
I was just thinking, what the heck are we going to do if Tucker's movie does make 50 mil? That'll make him and Nils at least 5-10 million dollars pure profit a piece almost overnight.
I hope it does fail, or we'll all look like chumps. But I'm not worried, it will.
Also, why do people keep mentioning Jess? Who is Jess? And why are her areolas giant?
For some reason I think "broad_st_bully" on the "Movie spotting" thread is Tucker. His writing style resembles Tucker's. I could see Tucker pretending to be somebody else when calling someone out so as not to show that he spent time and energy checking "Jabberwockysuperfly" out. It's not a crazy conspiracy theory. Tucker himself admits he does things like this. This is from "The Now Infamous Tucker Max Charity Debacle":
"I was unhappy with this, so I immediately posted this info on the Infirmation.com Silicon Valley/SF Greedy Associate board, and then, using four or five different anonymous screen names, proceeded to have a thread discussion on how horrible this was, how Fenwick was insulting it's summers, how no one was going to accept their offers because the firm was so cheap it wouldn't fork over the extra $300 a week, etc, etc. I even used one of my aliases to play the other side. It was beautiful. Of the 20 messages on this topic on the first day, I probably posted 10 of them. I kept this up, at a slightly lower output, for about three days."
(http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/date/the_now_infamous_tucker_max_charity_auction_debacle.phtml#703)
Makes you wonder how much of the board's content is made up by Tucker and his cronies.
^^^^
Tucker won't get that much, his deal wasn't that lucrative. The investor gets the lions share of the money and Tucker isn't the investor.
Tucker and Nils probably split 300K, plus Tucker most likely made an extra 100K for selling the rights to his book back to himself. On top of that they also made about 2500-3000 a week as producers from pre-pro thru camera wrap on the last day.
He got points on the film, but since the money came from elsewhere they used their own accountants, which means Tucker won't see a penny even at a 50 million dollar profit.
But the real reason Tucker won't see a penny is because the film isn't going to get distributed. Fuck, even National Lampoons passed on the project, which is why Tucker wrote a "scathing" post on his shrinking message board about how NL sucks ass.
Yes, NL sucks ass and they still passed on your film. How does that feel Tucker?
do you have stairs in your house?
/b/b/
^ is there a bumper on your ass?
I'd just like to give a shout-out all up on this messageboard...
...for SOUP.
Soup is good food, ni'az.
Tucker: "Not the fault of the lead at all, it was the director. He completely missed the mistake."
It's official. Bob is on the persona non grata list, and Tucker's treating him like a tailless donkey. Tucker never sees another nickel for another film. Ever.
When someone on Tucker's message boards pointed out a post where Tucker said an actor in his film made a huge mistake they asked who was at fault.
Tucker's reply "Not the fault of the lead at all, it was the director. He completely missed the mistake."
Is he already throwing the director under the bus?
If Tucker and Nils are in Charge isn't it THEIR fault? You're either in charge or you aren't.
Hip Hop is still reeling from the blow dealt to it by the 'Insane Clown Posse' If Tucker and Nils make good on their promise to write a rap song they might kill Hip Hop forever.
^^That'd be good.
tucker's new posse should be called "the douche pack."
he and nils have full creative control but everything that goes wrong is someone else's fault.
tucker is tipping his hand by blaming the suckage of the movie on someone else. this must mean the movie sucks. the audience will not care whose fault the suckage was, as there will not be an audience, as there will be no distribution.
all
your
base
are
belong
to
us.
I
wanna
know
who
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up
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dis
beyizznotch
enjoys
da
PHUCK
outta
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muddaphuckin'
SIZZOUP?!?!
Some Tucker Fanboy on his boards tried to ask a quesion about the movie. He pretty much wanted to know 'how did bad scenes get filmed of even in the screeners when Tucker and company had watched the dalies in Shreveport, etc.
The fanboy was even careful to word the email so as not to upset Tucker, apologizing all the way way and what not. Here was Tucker's response below.
"What is this gibberish? What you can infer? Hey idiot, I am right here, writing a blog about this. You don't need to speculate, you can just ask me. You don't need to worry about this movie being funny, or the ADR being right. Aside from the fact that my book is in its fourth calender year on the best seller list--because its funny--, the movie is testing through the roof and you have read numerous testimonials about it, all saying the same thing: It's awesome.
There are numerous reasons why bit players slip through the cracks--they read well but choke on set, we cast them off tape and they are different in person, the director doesn't understand the right way the line/scene needs to be read, or--this happens more than you'd think--the bit player is a fucking idiot who just can't do anything right. Which would explain much of the reason why they can't get better parts. Plus, we were casting in Shreveport, there is not much of a talent pool there. Sometimes we have to take what we can get."
END
For a guy who strives for the best and is in total creative control, why would he write "Sometimes we have to take what we can get."
Sounds like they also cast/hired a bunch of 'fucking idiots' and people 'who can't do anything right.' If you are in complete control then YOU hired the wrong people.
That kind of attitude towards 'the talent' will ensure Tucker a long, successful career in Hollywood.
I love me some soup.
TAT
the only reason tucker's book is on the NYT bestseller listis that the NY publishers have banned literature and the soul, so as to institute their fiat corruption.
do not take my word for this--look at the trillions upon trillions begin handed out by the fed. tucker is the best lit. that fiat money buys.
basically, tucker has no real competition.
nobody else is as big a douchebag, and nobody wants to be.
the book sucks way bad and the movie is always worse than the book.
"the douche pack" = nils/gosse/czurchy/max
douche in = douche out
I just gotsta say...
...I said, I just GOTSTA SAY...
...I LOVES ME...
...I LOVES ME SUM
MUHH
DUHH
PHUH
KIN
SIZZOUP, Y'ALL!!! OH, HELL CHYEAH!!!!
Here's a funny thought:
Tucker's movie is "testing through the roof" because he's showing it to "friends and fans", while he's sitting there in front of them while he asks "what do you think about my film?"
Who in their right mind is going to truly tell him what they feel? They're getting to see a free film.
But the funny thought is that he's basically showing anybody from his board who still cares the film for free. If it gets distribution (remember, National Lampoon PASSED ON THE MOVIE)), he will most likely have shown anybody who would want to see it (all of his 2-3000 hardcore fans) for FREE!!!!
Not that I'd expect Sillylittlefreak to pay for the movie, I mean, he's one step above a homeless person (thanks Mom!!), but still...
I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell is picture locked.
Tucker's "test screenings" meant absolutely nothing to Darko, as the money people let Bob and Jeff Kushner cut the film to THEIR specifications, not Lord Douchebag's. Darko's feelings on the test screenings were that they were just some sort of vanity thing Tucker had, and they highly expected overly fantastic reviews from Tucker and his people. In the words of Sean:
"(IHTSBIH)... getting a 95% favorability rating is like Sadaam Hussein getting 100% of the vote in Iraq. The only people who believe it would be Tucker and Sadaam."
You hear that, Tucker? IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK IT IS.
tucker is just some thoroughly non notable dude who is quasi famous on the internet with about 30 hardcore fans and 200-300 less serious fans. he's done. he will never be big time because he's untalented. buying your own books in bookstores and selling them on amazon.com can only get you so far.
Wow! Let's start the countdown!
16
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Bufthsects forever!
There are numerous reasons why bit players slip through the cracks--they read well but choke on set, we cast them off tape and they are different in person, the director doesn't understand the right way the line/scene needs to be read, or--this happens more than you'd think--the bit player is a fucking idiot who just can't do anything right. Which would explain much of the reason why they can't get better parts. Plus, we were casting in Shreveport, there is not much of a talent pool there. Sometimes we have to take what we can get."
He completely ignored the real reason -- cameo appearances by MMA fighters, washed up porn stars, his drinking buddies, ex girlfriends, some girl he hooked up with last night, internet "celebrities", and himself. (I guess that counts as "cast off tape" or "fucking idiot", but it was 100% tucker's decision).
Ever watch saturday night live when it's hosted by an athlete or a politician? It's almost always painful (Wayne Gretzky is the only exception I can think of) and they end up doing themselves in most sketches.
Erm ... can't even view the last page.
Oh, Tucker sucks.
Are we back to this again?
Blogger is fucking up!!
It's over 5000!!!!!!!!!
WTF BOOM!
help!
this is a repeat story and totally verified as true. nice catch, Mcbeefsmoker.
still working
Duh
cc
I wonder if posting a comment will allow me to see the new comments.
Only 6 months until the release!
is rudius/bob gosse now in charge of blogger?
cough
. . . and has anybody noticed the story arc of Tucker's revolutionary zeitgeist-defining new movie bears a lot of resemblances to American Pie 3, right down to the gay dance off?
But Stiffler is way more entertaining than Tucker could ever be. . .
this is a repeat story and totally made up. nice try, Mcbeefsmoker.
did you hear he broke up with his girl? he just posted it.
?
It's BACK!!!!
oh snap
We're back....
Tuck wrote this today: "So I promised more posts now that editing is over, and what do I do? Not post for like two weeks. Good job Tucker, fucking dick.
Here's the thing: I don't know what to write about because there's nothing to do right now. I mean, don't get me wrong, there is a lot being done, but none of it is being done by me, and nothing really requires my feedback or input."
He wrote these things awhile back: "Lots more pics and videos coming..."
"...That being said, we have a TON of video that we haven't cataloged yet, and Greg is working furiously on that now. So there will be new stuff from the shooting coming...."
"For the next few months, I will probably only post 2-3 times per week. I am going to go back and address a lot of things I missed, answer all the questions from this thread, and clean stuff up like that..."
Those are pull quotes from various blog entries, but the latest one is from October. Hey, doucebag, if you have nothing to do (since you're useless to those people actually WORKING on the movie, and you pushed your book back ANOTHER year), how about getting to all the revolutionary behind-the-scenes stuff you promised four months ago? Or are you too busy not having a girlfriend anymore?
^ Word up. This is Tucker's pattern: he ALWAYS intends to do all kinds of cool stuff, and he NEVER follows through on. It's the definition of failure.
he is probaby too busy trying to create new stories because he has nothing left. hence, the reason he is too busy by not having a girlfriend anymore
Is there going to be a scene in his movie where Tugger sits in front of his computer and jerks off several times in a day? If this movie truly is based on his life, there should be several scenes like this included in the movie.
thanks to blogger who has allowed us to call out tucker for being a lying, pathetic douche bag, if only for another day.
When did Tucker break up with his girlfriend? Is there a link?
http://messageboard.tuckermax.com/showthread.php?p=763297#post763297
Holy Fucking Shit!!!!,
You stupid fucks!!! Don't you peepul realize now that it's all over?!?!? Tucker's movie is going to be a huge huge hit because some guy on a blog nobody ever reads SAID. IT. WAS. GOING. TO. BE. A. HUGE. HIT!!!
What more evidence do you need to see that Tucker is a genius? How can you not be satisfied?! How can I not be satisfied?
Fuck, I need to read "The Farty Story About How I Farted and Still Fucked A Fat Chick" story again while masturbating while eating beans.
Tucker, you the man.
And Barry Bater is still a fraud!!!!
yay
barrys funny
tuckers not
would you like warm douche on that popcorn son?
"Well, we ended up casting that guy for the part of Logan (who is a typical fratty). His real name is Craig Coyne. He came to Shreveport, shot his part, did a fantastic job, and was great to have on set. A complete joy to work with and I would cast the dude again in a second.
Well, due to problems that had absolutely nothing to do with him at all, we had to cut his entire scene. As far as you the viewer are concerned, Craig will have nothing to do with the movie, he won't even be in the background. This happens all the time, and most professional actors are used to it. It's never fun, but it's part of the business. A lot more gets shot than makes it into the movie."
And I'd wager that I know exactly what the "problems that had absolutely nothing to do with him" are:
Tucker (Doucebag) plagiarised a line in that scene, the reference to the 30000 dollar millionaire, from this website:
http://www.30kmillionaires.com/
I'm guessing that Tuckelnuts and/or Darko were threatened with a lawsuit, and had to cut the scene as a result.
Jesus Christ, what a fucking lying, unoriginal tool Otto is...
Oh, the quoted material in the last comment is from the Doucebag's latest entry on the IHTSBIH blog, as seen here:
http://ihopetheyservebeerinhell.com/archives/poor_logan_frat.html
The scene got cut because they are trying to get the film under 90 minutes for low budget distributors.
Reasons "Logan's" scene was cut:
1. Tucker threatened with a lawsuit for plagiarizing the 30K Millionaire website.
2. Can only get low-end distribution, so film must be under 90 minutes.
3. The scene, like the rest of the movie, actually isn't funny and is only one of many to be cut.
I'm going with a combination of all 3 above.
On a side note, it's hilarious to see Tucker, the self-proclaimed hater of all things Hollywood and L.A., hanging out at the most stereotypical Hollywood celebrity spot, Chateau Marmont. I hope next week he tells us about the lunch he took at The Ivy with a bunch of "A-list distributors". It's nice to see Tucker transform into all that he claims to hate, and even more impressive that he's able to do so without even the slightest hint of success that usually accompanies such a transformation.
Oh thank god its back! My life was in disarray!!
WCIAM?!
I missed you, comments section. Let's never fight again.
That's interesting. Originally, the scene was tucker threw a couple insults at the guy, the girl falls for tucker, and the guy disappears. Much like his stories.
That was reworked to more insults (which were awkwardly worded, as if tucker had never actually said them aloud in public) and the guy wanting to kick tucker's ass, but changing his mind when he sees drew or tyler or dugan or whatever his rugby-player drinking buddy is called.
That's actually an important part of the movie -- it shows tucker drifting through life carelessly as his friends clean up after him. Contrast that to the scene where he's drinking at a bar alone, having alienated them.
^^^^^^^
You fucking idiot. The scene is not an important part of the movie. The important part of the movie is the MARKETING of the movie, not the actual screenplay or film.
Do you not understand what Tucker has been saying for months?
Get with it dickcake!!
Ha, ha, ha... 'dickcake.'
Poor rapey fratty Tucker.
I just realized that this blog turned three years old a couple days ago. It would be nice if Mr. Cockly added a new post in honor of the occasion.
Happy happy doucebag tucker
Remember: if it's not doucebag, it's not a tucker
The douchebag's traffic is going down down down: http://www.alexa.com/data/details/traffic_details/ihopetheyservebeerinhell.com
total douche:
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=4028855&cpp=1
one of the funny things is that celebreties generally have fansites where they are loved.
all of tucker's fansites hate him, as they hate douchebaggery.
http://fek.tumblr.com/post/44693552/is-there-a-bigger-douchebag-than-tucker-max
http://gawker.com/5037551/working-on-tucker-maxs-movie-no-morons-allowed
http://fiveouncesofpain.com/2008/08/15/5-oz-exclusive-forrest-griffin-mac-danzig-play-cops-in-tucker-max-movie/
"Tucker Max sucks the big one. He tells bullshit, boring stories, and O&A called him out on it.
Maddox rules."
"I’m disappointed, Tucker Max is the kind of guy Forrest should be beating up not working for.
You couldn’t be a bigger douchebag than Tucker Max no matter how hard you tried"
http://filmindustrybloggers.com/thescriptreader/2008/07/29/the-tucker-max-movie-idiots-delight/
"The Tucker Max Movie: Idiot’s Delight (spoilers below)"
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=4113376&startid=47502145
--https://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?s=c144fb625627aada516edf6e26d077f4&t=19107
"After reading some of the "Nick Sadler" blog it seems completely fabricated. I seriously doubt it was written by a US Army Special Forces soldier.
Team Sergeant "
"My Point exactly.....That is why I questioned CRod2487's reason for posting this.....unless we are going to open a section "Unbelievable stupid stuff" .
If this guy is using a SF guys name "Tucker Max" then he needs to know because a google search of that name came up with a shit load of connections of this Ass Clown.
--SF-BHT, https://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?s=c144fb625627aada516edf6e26d077f4&t=19107 "
I knew tuckermaxlies was dead the moment immediately following reading bater's "self-reassuring/ justification" post. But is this place dead too? Where is everybody?
hi i'm here
I'm here also.
Erin K. Ludwig
^^^^^^^ What, did she figure out that Tucker Max is a douchebag as well?
http://gawker.com/5124568/your-tucker-max-movie-update
ch-ch-check it out now.
Fucker Tax is working hard!
Tucker Max and Darko get called out: http://www.citypaper.net/blogs/clog/2009/01/22/where-we-wont-be-tucker-maxs-book-reading-in-wynnewood/
He filmed himself having sex with a woman without telling her:
This was going to be my first time foraging in the ass forest, and I wanted to have a reminder of my trip, a memento I could carry with me the rest of my life...so I decided to film us.
I planned this beforehand, but I was afraid she would decline, so instead of being mature and discussing this with Jaime, I just made the executive decision to get it on camera...without telling her.
That alone is pretty bad. But instead of just setting up a hidden camera...I got my friend to hide in my closet and film it.
He preys on people who are emotionally damaged. And gets off on it:
So let's see...beautiful girl, been judged on her beauty all her life, depressed about being rejected from her life goal, completely lost her focus...does anyone else see where this is going?
He's written about more despicable things, but I don't want to dirty up the Clog with too much Tucker Max. Basically, he's the worst human alive. And he knows it:
My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole.
I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead.
Yep, he's an asshole's asshole. The kind that knows he's atrocious, and is proud of it. I hope that a rich helicopter Mom from Wynnewood overhears his reading in Borders and sues him for emotionally damaging her child. Or just vomits on him. I hear he's touchy about that.
Darko douchebaggery is sooo over.
http://www.citypaper.net/blogs/clog/2009/01/22/where-we-wont-be-tucker-maxs-book-reading-in-wynnewood/
Tucker had a thread today entitled: "It better not suck.." which was in reference to a bunch of his friends coming to see his movie.
Having been there last night, and having been a part of Tucker's message board for a long time, I can honestly say, the film did indeed suck.
It didn't suck in a crash and burn sort of way like say Battlefield Earth. I think the director made some good decisions in the film, but I want to be the first to say that this film is the Battlefield Earth of comedy. Not much works. The narrative of the film, in which it's written reads like somebody took the funny parts of a lot of other movies and stuck them into Tucker's book. Stuff that occurred in the book that made it to the film became completely overshadowed by a lot of stuff that Tucker and Nils wrote to try and make a cohesive film. Unfortunately none of this stuff is funny or even relevent.
Tucker was more impressed by getting porn stars and wrestlers then by a coherent script. The director did get some decent (albeit: not great) performances from a few of his leads, but overall it was the story that led most people there and that story it seems was completely missing.
I feel bad because I'm sort of part of Tucker's "inner circle", and yes I nodded my head a lot when he enthusiastically asked "did you like it," but the facts are, it's not a good movie. His writing works better as a bunch of short stories and not as a long narrative. Part of me wanted to tell him, but he wouldn't listen anyhow.
BTW: Tucker has been lying when he said the script that was "leaked" was the fake one. Gawker basically printed out entire scenes that were in the movie. Having read the script and having seen the movie I can say that Tucker has lied to his readers and fans once again.
From what I've heard, they are editing a lot of what we saw out of the movie in order to attract distributors, which was odd because from what I saw there wasn't much to the movie (it ran a little less than 90 minutes with the credits).
An overweight girl went to Fucker's book signing in Philadelphia:
http://donnatalarico.wordpress.com/2009/01/23/tucker-max-update-signing-was-awesome/
Now, she is EXACTLY the type he would either ridicule, or bang and then leave 10 minutes later, so I guess it is safe to call her a self-hating fat chick.
Hahahahahaha. I'm sure this will be erased on "Donna's" website, but here it is:
"Brent Meisner said,
January 23, 2009 at 9:16 pm
You seem like the kind of person Tucker would mock.."
Interesting results from a informal survey of the movie production blog e-mail subscriber list. It was revealed that a suprisingly large amount of people surveyed, first heard about Tucker Max and gained interest in the upcoming movie, as a result of seeing coverage of it on Gawker. We hope Gawker continues to provide this free beneficial service.
^
Right. The movie production blog represents an entirely new audience, as opposed to Max leaving comments under different names.
I guess this new-found publicity will help you find a distributor. What are you waiting for Tucker?
Guys let us all wish Tucker nothing but a huge movie and tons of cash and accolades.
When he becomes famous it will be 100x more fun to watch him teach us all about how great he is.
That will be fun on an hourly basis. Godspeed tucker!!!
I was reading a piece in Variety today, talking about how much people in Hollywood seem to like Tucker's movie blog. The general consensus seems to be that Tucker's breaking new new ground, and a LOT of people in the industry are using the blog to learn about aspects of the industry they had heretofore been ignorant or hazy about. It would seem that Tucker's blog is sort of blowing the walls off of what has traditionally been a closed system, introducing a new level of honesty and openness that...
Oh... oh, WAIT. No, I'm sorry- I stand corrected. In actuality, nobody except for Tucker's cadre of monkeys gives a damn about either his blog OR his movie. When I implied that his blog is revolutionary and informative, what I MEANT to say is that nobody's impressed by Tucker's blog, which consists of the following content:
- Like, three videos with the steadicam guy;
- Vague references to aspects of movie business administration that anyone with Wikipedia and, like, ten minutes could learn on his or her own;
- Approximately seven-hundred-twelve entries that are some variation on the theme of 'the die has been cast/ the cards are on the table/ we'll either succeed or fail (what impressive forecasting skills you have!)'.
Sorry for the confusion.
^^^^^ Wait, you forgot the parts of the blog where he posts the opinions/reviews by his sycophants about his movie.
Here, I'll do my best imitation:
"I went to his premiere and here's my review, it's awesome, and I'm not just saying it because I'm 3000 posts into the TMMB and really want people to like me and give me rep points because my life is empty and unfulfilled and rep points are the only thing that keeps me from killing myself. I would really tell you what I think but I can't because not only would I not get positive rep, I might get banned, so the movie is awesome (please like me Tucker...)"
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