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Tucker Max's face, meet Megan ******'s hand
Megan was discussing ball shaving with a nice man at a tailgate. Good start to this story;) NE ways, Tucker Max was also at the tailgate and started talking shit to Megan (he obviously thought she was a hot girl who would sleep w/ him if acted like an asshole, and he was showing off in front of his buddies). Megan hit him on the arm, and he said that meant Megan wanted to fuck him because if she hit him in the face, then he'd know she was mad. She then dissed his elastic waistband (yes, he was wearing elastic waistband shorts, what is he, 12?), and he said "its so stupid bitch whores like you can suck my dick without any confusion." So she slapped him in the face!!!
Tucker threw his drink at her, Candice threw her drink at Tucker with lightning fast reflexes, then he proceeded to grab Megan by her hair and hit her in the face with his pathetically small hands. With a bruised face, and a bruised ego, he took his shriveled penis back to his buddies.
In Tucker Max's own words, "My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole." Oh, and he hits girls.
15,917 comments:
«Oldest ‹Older 3001 – 3200 of 15917 Newer› Newest»If Tucker is the one behind some/most of the leaks in an attempt to drive up interest in his movie and "brand", then it is another one of his failures. According to Alexa (imperfect as these stats are), neither tuckermax.com or ihopetheyservebeerinhell.com have seen any increase in traffic over the past two weeks and in fact have slight decreases in traffic. Tucker might not have to be liked for his movie to be a success, but people actually have to be interested in it--good or bad--in order to succeed. Looks like he can't even accomplish that.
No, his script leaked, and Tucker was pissed about that. Gawker got a hold of it, and has since attempted to make Gawker out to look stupid, which doesn't matter because Gawker's goal is to make Tucker look like a douchebag, which he is.
If Tucker wants to play that game, fine, it's cool...but he's still getting more people who actively dislike him for real reasons, rather than fake ones.
Stirring up interest is only good when people LIKE the movie. Nobody sees movies because of how bad it is, which is why Tucker's plan is one-dimensional and silly. It's to make him look good to the people on his board, that's it.
greggyd is a case study in stockholm syndrome, he's now insisting the choking video doesn't bother him in the least
am i the only one who noticed that Greg's post sounded exactly like how Tucker writes?
its creepy. tucker probably didnt trust greg to do it himself.
"Sadly Greg's whipping is now on YouTube. "
...not anymore.
Greg is pretty damn creepy. Read I felt sorry for him at first, as I thought he was in a lose-lose situation. If he sues, he has to worry about his reputation. However, if he doesn't sue, I don't see how anyone in Hollywood will ever give him an assistant producer role ever again. He doesn't show any resolve in standing up for himself; that tells me he'll back down readily whenever there's a non-physical conflict as well. In short, he's a very damaged individual, incapable of inserting a strong voice.
I personally don't believe Gregg wrote that, here's why:
1) Production always rents out computers for people in production. I'm assuming that Gregg got one of those laptops. If he left, he might have forgotten to log out of places he normally went to.
2) NONE of the pictures from last week were attributed to Gregg. Not a one. Now suddenly they all are attributed to him?
3) The "set" picture: There are no other set pictures from this "set" nor was there any mention to a "boxing ring" in the script. These could have been taken earlier. They also were put up on the 16th, which was a Saturday on a day nobody was working, which means they could have been taken prior and placed.
4) The writing style is much different than previous entries by Gregg. Syntax, tone, etc are all off.
5) Donika mentions that he definitely left the production, not only on his blog but on TMMB. Sure she could be part of it, but then again, who knows.
6) Why would Tucker take down the video if Gregg didn't leave? If there was no danger for him to get in trouble, why take the trouble of taking it down?
There are a few things that could explain this:
1) Either he never left and the story on Gawker is bullshit.
2) He left and Tucker checked his laptop and found that he didn't log out of his account and posted the article.
3) He left and was talked into coming back and asked to write something to make Tucker look good.
4) Somebody planted the story.
^
I was thinking #3 as well.
Tucker knows he's in deep shit, so he came over and told Greg he was really one of the boys, and that it was all in good fun. If you read Greg's earlier entries, he's a bit of a tool, in that he's clueless and all too eager to be accepted by Tucker.
The rape metaphor stands, as he's now trying to tell the victim that it helped him ("I'm actually proud of Greg. He showed up on set thinking his shit didn't stink, and in a week, he has humbled himself and really started to learn."). It's sort of like the rapist saying, "Wasn't I great? Your next boyfriend will thank me for making you better."
This is all speculation. The one thing that we know for certain is that Nils is fat.
Did this whole fake Gawker story suddenly make Tucker's horrible script become any better?
"Did this whole fake Gawker story suddenly make Tucker's horrible script become any better?"
No. It was just a distraction. Will cast doubt on all the true horror stories.
Where is part 7 of the interview and who is writing these?
If the story was an attempt by Tucker to get one over on Gawker, he would be bragging about it by now.
11:54 Please keep posting. The way you reason is solid.
holy shit!
He's wearing one of those incredibly fucking lame "Canada: America's hat" t-shirts that advertises on tucker's site. All that's missing is a bottle of fake absinthe.
Seriously, who the fuck would buy a shirt like that?
He probably gets paid in t-shirts.
Anon @ 11:54 AM
I like to read your stuff man, you raise some interesting points.
Anon @ 12:48 PM:
If the story was an attempt by Tucker to get one over on Gawker, he would be bragging about it by now.
We might see something in the coming days, or we might not:
Scenario #1 - "Haha" - Tucker reveals it was all a Rudius orchestrated hoax. People verbally fellate him a while. Gawker stories are taken less seriously.
Scenario #2 - "Paranoia" - Tucker doesn't say shit. It's never revealed whether the letter is real or not, or whether there was an assistant who quit. The whole thing only serves to cause people to believe that Gawker is posting anything they get, possibly discrediting future legit stories.
I really do think that something went on behind the scenes that we don't know about. The video being pulled from Youtube is perhaps the most damning piece of evidence.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqtifVHeXZo
I think Greg quit and once there was talk of a lawsuit (which would have been open and shut case really) Tucker panicked and managed to charm him back.
Greg seems like a pretty spineless individual anyways, the rape metaphor is so fucking accurate - kudos to whoever first used it.
Greg seems pretty spineless. I'm surprised Tucker hasn't had him castrated yet. A man in his station in life needs a eunuch toilet slave.
Gregg is spineless, but it's not Gregg who quit.
It's Ian Claudius
http://turningpro.net/
Think about it, Gregg talks about just graduating college, not coming from a job in a publishing house. Ian mentions a number of times where he worked previously. Fuck he has books as his art on his site.
That's why Tucker hasn't commented on it.
Hahahahaha, Tucker hired that douchebag Jeff so he could threaten other employees with him.
So let's run down the quality of the Tucker Max support staff on the film:
Jeff: Hired muscle, he's Luca Brazzi.
Gregg: Gets humilated, acts like rape victim, then blames the people who broke the story rather than the person who conspired to humiliate him.
Ian: Cya, figured it out for himself.
Holy shit, read Ian's last blog entry.
It was Ian Claudius.
I've sent Ian an email asking if it was true, and if he'd tell me why he quit.
Hopefully he gets back to me.
Nice call.
If anything, what did this do to Tucker's brand? It exposes him as being a douchebag to two of his assistants. One went along with it and comes out looking like a pussy, the other one leaves, but that doesn't matter
What matters is that now it makes Tucker look like a douchebag on two levels at once.
Mock-Severity posted at 6:32 on RMMB. I wonder how long it stays up.
Gawker publicity is not good publicity. Nobody who reads the shit over there is going to see the movie. Does Tucker have you guys by the balls so hard that you can't even see past his idiotic assertions? Most of the stuff they mocked at Gawker came from Tucker Max's script and a story posted on this message board (where he puts someone in his "Awesome Guy Hall of Fame" for killing Mexicans). Look at the bad reviews on amazon, half of them say that their review was deleted 2 or 3 times. Look at the Opie and Anthony show. Even the stuff that is unverifiable is said upfront to be unverifiable.
Also, where is Tucker saying that Bunny's "What it is like to date Tucker Max" list is fake? No where because Tucker Max is garbage.
The kicker here is that the shit with BC Woods was written to answer a frequently asked question. Why was "What happened to your Rudius Media site?" a frequent question? Because that site was second only to Tuckers in terms of traffic, and he had a lot of fans wanting to know what happened. Go to daddydonthitme.com and look at the comments on BC Woods entries. No one was saying that his entries sucked.
What the hell are you guys clinging onto here? Do you just like having a dick to suck? To the moderators who will inevitably delete this since it is negative (God forbid Tucker actually responds to legitimate issues), don't you have something better to do than to white wash Tucker's message boards? Then again, if you're a moderator of it already, probably not.
Mock-Severity posted at 6:32 on RMMB. I wonder how long it stays up.
Gawker publicity is not good publicity. Nobody who reads the shit over there is going to see the movie. Does Tucker have you guys by the balls so hard that you can't even see past his idiotic assertions? Most of the stuff they mocked at Gawker came from Tucker Max's script and a story posted on this message board (where he puts someone in his "Awesome Guy Hall of Fame" for killing Mexicans). Look at the bad reviews on amazon, half of them say that their review was deleted 2 or 3 times. Look at the Opie and Anthony show. Even the stuff that is unverifiable is said upfront to be unverifiable.
Also, where is Tucker saying that Bunny's "What it is like to date Tucker Max" list is fake? No where because Tucker Max is garbage.
The kicker here is that the shit with BC Woods was written to answer a frequently asked question. Why was "What happened to your Rudius Media site?" a frequent question? Because that site was second only to Tuckers in terms of traffic, and he had a lot of fans wanting to know what happened. Go to daddydonthitme.com and look at the comments on BC Woods entries. No one was saying that his entries sucked.
What the hell are you guys clinging onto here? Do you just like having a dick to suck? To the moderators who will inevitably delete this since it is negative (God forbid Tucker actually responds to legitimate issues), don't you have something better to do than to white wash Tucker's message boards? Then again, if you're a moderator of it already, probably not.
Ian's blog looks more like typical emo blogger crap than a smoking gun. However, what I noticed most about Greg's post was that he denied that he quit; he didn't deny that the story was true.
We'll see.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
That's the thing. Gawker never said that it was Gregg who quit, not once. They just had an article about Tucker conspiring to being physically abusive to weaker employees (aka Gregg). It never once pinpointed him as being the person who wrote the emails.
So basically not only is Gregg a fucking pussy, he's also a fucking lying pussy. Hey Gregg, you might have Tucker's "respect" but you've just lost everybody elses. Good luck trying to get a job outside of Rudius, you fucking pussy.
"Mock-Severity posted at 6:32 on RMMB. I wonder how long it stays up."
It's gone deleted by Tucker. Mock severity's account is also banned!
Tucker really is a dick. I saw it while it was still up and mock severity had a bunch of posotive "rep" in a very short time.Bet that pisses Otto off.
Tucker, it's over. You'll go down, not with a bang, but with a whimper. Perhaps its fitting. If Tucker failed in an epic fashion, he'd still be famous. Instead, he's going to suffer what is, for him, the most agonzing fate: he'll be forgotten and ignored.
8/16/2008 9:13 PM
Which is what I've been hoping for and pushing for this whole time, well, in between being a "collosal fag" that is.
TAT
Some guy responded to Mock severity's post and quoted part of it. He was praising Tucker (typical), but because he quoted one sentence out of the negative post, his post got deleted as well.
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA
He is so paranoid
Lintlicker @ 07:52 PM
First of all, Gawker publicity is not the kind that will generate huge word-of-mouth campaign for Tucker's movie (which is what he wrote he would be counting on). Second of all, most of the stuff they mocked at Gawker came from Tucker Max's Script, from BC Wood's personal post on his blog, and from this website.
Shaguar @ 08:00 PM
Woah, it's so weird the way posts just seem to disappear on this board. One would think that you being someone who benefitted so much from the right to free speech that you'd afford the same luxury to both your fans and critics?
Such damage control only indicates that you've got something to hide..
By the way Tucker, why has the chokehold video been taken down off Youtube? I really enjoyed watching two grown men conspire to physically hurt another grown man over a message he'd posted on an internet forum. I really did.
Going... going.....
Nice work, Lint Licker and Shaguar:
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First of all, Gawker publicity is not the kind that will generate huge word-of-mouth campaign for Tucker's movie (which is what he wrote he would be counting on). Second of all, most of the stuff they mocked at Gawker came from Tucker Max's Script, from BC Wood's personal post on his blog, and from this website.
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Shaguar might get to hang out with Tucker if he's bored
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Woah, it's so weird the way posts just seem to disappear on this board. One would think that you being someone who benefitted so much from the right to free speech that you'd afford the same luxury to both your fans and critics?
Such damage control only indicates that you've got something to hide..
By the way Tucker, why has the chokehold video been taken down off Youtube? I really enjoyed watching two grown men conspire to physically hurt another grown man over a message he'd posted on an internet forum. I really did.
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In fact, posts are deleted even when the very people who read this board give it a "very positive" rating.
[There is a screencap image of the original post by Mock Severity showing that he accumulated 26 positive rep points in the short time the post existed)
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Shaguar hasn't done much damage yet
Bizarre.
It's almost like moderators are trying to control the mood of the thread by selectively choosing which posts stay up, and which get binned and get their posters banned
Is the Rudius board getting Wahooed? Haha.
Rudius isn't getting Wahooed, there are a lot of older, regular posters who are calling him out on the board.
Shaguar and Daphne both had accounts that had been around for a while.
Ian should sue. Holy shit, those emails alone would totally fuck Tucker so hard. It's not as bad as the choking video, however, the video does show that this is the systematic way that Tucker operates his business, by bullying employees with threats of physical violence. He might not walk away with as much as pussy Gregg would, but it would be worth cash nonetheless.
If anybody has the video of Tucker taping the choke hold, you want to know how to piss him off? Put it back on YouTube. Put it back up a couple of times under a few different aliases.
"Nice work, Lint Licker and Shaguar:"
It's all gone last I saw lint licker had 29 rep points. Good Job I love how Shaguar signature was a BC Woods quote.
If you want to know a little more about narcissistic personality disorder (which is what Tucker has), you can click the following link to read about how narcissists use the Internet:
http://samvak.tripod.com/journal67.html
Some of the terms the author uses, like "cerebral," "somatic," and "narcissistic supply," refer to clinical concepts. If you want, you can read more of the site for the definitions of such terms, but you'll probably understand the article decently without having to go to that trouble.
But make no mistake about it: Tucker is a narcissist. If you want to better understand what we're dealing with, you'd be best off reading more of that site, as well as whatever else Google may turn up about narcissistic personality disorder.
rk-200 at 8:48 PM-
"Gawker publicity is not good publicity. Nobody who reads the shit over there is going to see the movie. Does Tucker have you guys by the balls so hard that you can't even see past his idiotic assertions? Most of the stuff they mocked at Gawker came from Tucker Max's script and a story posted on this message board (where he puts someone in his "Awesome Guy Hall of Fame" for killing Mexicans). Look at the band reviews on amazon, half of them say that their review was deleted 2 or 3 times. Look at the Opie and Anthony show. Even the stuff that is unverifiable is said upfront to be unverifiable.
Also, where is Tucker saying that Bunny's "What it is like to date Tucker Max" list fake? No where because Tucker Max is garbage.
The Kicker here is that the shit with BC Woods was written to answer a frequently asked question. Why was "What happened to your Rudius Media Site?" a frequent question? Because that site was second only to Tuckers in terms of traffic, and he had a lot of fans wanting to know what happened. Go to daddydonthitme.com and look at the comments on BC Woods entries. No one was saying that his entries sucked.
Allow me to breifly post the comments I have gotten for posting dissent on these message boards:
"nicely said"
"I'm a huge fan of Tucker's work, but I agree with this completely. I hope it isn't deleted."
"Nice dude, can't believe its not deleted"
"I'm a very big fan of Tucker's work, but it always dissapoints me greatly when he deletes the very well spoken dissent. I can live with the crap being deleted, but this guy actually made a good point. I screen capped it too."
"Doing good I think it's been up for 1/2 hour now"
I was then banned and given this message:
"You are fucking annoying, and you are adding nothing to the thread whatsoever."
To anyone who reads this: speak up. How much longer are they going to ban and delete users who post here regularly? Haven't you always wanted to talk about this? Even if they ban you, so what. You know it'll probably be better that way anyways."
let's see how long this stays up...
Fuck, I was just banned for giving Lint Licker some rep, because what he is saying needs to be said.
Let me run that down again:
I was just banned by somebody because I gave positive rep to a post of another person on the board who said negative things about Tucker.
I have been a moderator on TMMB for a while now. I have seen the high points and the low points on this board which has been a very large part of my life. In that time I have seen a number of great posters on the board leave because they've just gotten tired with the drama, or they were banned because of whatever. I've always thought that people have deserved it in the past. Maybe I got caught up too much in the cult of personality, or maybe I just wanted to believe I was doing the right thing.
I'm here to tell everybody that the Gawker story is making Tucker become an even bigger monster. Today a couple of mods were bitched out for "not doing our fucking jobs" because somebody brought up a legitimate concern that a lot of board members have brought up to us, and that is Tucker's deletion policy. Don't get me wrong, Tucker pays for the board which in turn has sprung a community, but a lot of readers now are questioning the way Tucker is handling things. In other words, people are getting sick of it.
Sure, Tucker will have people like Bart (Proser) or Boozy or SLF who will always get his back, but the number of truly loyal mods are diminishing. At this rate I doubt I last the year. I just think the level of intellectual dishonesty on the board by Tucker and his loyalists are astounding.
I'm sorry, I just need to vent somewhere without the threat of being banned.
post some dirt on tucker. i know you've got some.
You have my sympathies, mod. I divorced myself from a moderately popular sports board a few months ago, where I was a mod as well. It is tough, because you made a commitment, and the reward was being knighted as a mod. Your loyalties are probably more to the community than to Tucker.
I almost joined TMMB two years ago. I liked the TMMB community much more than Tucker. The collective intelligence and humor of the community more than compensated for Tucker's posturing. But that began to disappear, largely because Tucker went into psychic shock after Opie & Anthony. He began to compensate for his various personality deficiencies, and with it the community declined.
My advice is to start the divorce process by finding another board, or to find another venue for expression. Message board (and blogs) are for fun. Tucker has taken the fun out of TMMB.
Is there a bigger douchebag on Tucker's board than SillyLittleFreak?
He's accusing people of "hate speech" on the TMMB? Are you fucking kidding me?
But wait, read more of his douchebaggishness:
"Don't you come here and tell me how to do my job."
What job SLF? You sell stupid t-shirts on CafeExpress you fucking dummy. You don't have a "job", job requires some form of skill and getting paid. You are a dumbass motherfucker living check to check because you're too much of a lazy ass dumbass to actually get real work.
"For your information, which you are not owed one fucking bit, I have not deleted one user account that wasn't full of the bullshit I addressed above."
Liar, liar pants on fire. I'm a mod, I've seen you delete posts on the board along with people's accounts.
"This is why your account is still here and you can read this. So don't fucking accuse me of that bullshit. You're being offensive. You won't like me when I'm offended."
Say this out loud if you can without laughing:
You won't like me when I'm offended.
SLF, you maam are a bag of douche. Can you be any more of a cunt? Do you realize that people are fucking laughing at you? Let's put it this way, me Bart and a few others regularly email each other wondering if you can be more of a douchebag, but this last post clearly shows you will always outdo yourself you fucking douchebag.
"You won't like me when I'm offended."
What are you going to do SLF? Ban him? Bash him in the head with one of those shitty mugs you sell on CafePress?
"As for the rest of your post, none of that has to do with me, this messageboard, or you. I suggest you PM Tucker or email Amazon if you really need to know this information. See how Amazon treats your request. But no, you feel entitled to know every little detail. You feel entitled to spout off on a bogus script that you assume you were authorized to read."
It's not bogus you dolt. I saw the script, most all of the mods did, even the ones who weren't privledged enough to get it, got it, trust me, I made sure they got it. You're lying to Tucker's fans when you float that it's a "fake script". It might not be the shooting script, but it's the ones that actors read from for their parts and it's as close to the shooting script as it comes.
SLF, you're a douchebag, and now you're a fucking liar. How do you think Tucker's fans are going to feel when they realize that there was no "fake script" that got leaked?
How you got this job is beyond me.
"TheBunny's personal life and her relationship to Tucker is none of your fucking business, and for you to demand answers on that is boorish and insulting. "
Actually, you're right, it is none of our business... EXCEPT WHEN TUCKER AND BUNNY WRITE ABOUT THEIR PERSONAL LIFE AND THEIR RELATIONSHIP.
Did you say the same thing about Ms. Vermont when she didn't want her dirty laundry aired about her and Tucker's relationship?
You fucking hypocrite.
You fucking dolt.
You fucking douchebag.
Sillylittlefreak, you fucking suck.
Shame on you Brian.
I think I know which mod are you, if you're actually a mod.
And it makes me very happy, because you were always one of my favorite e-people.
Erin Tyler = Lynette Fromme
http://messageboard.tuckermax.com/
showthread.php?t=22985&page=6
rk-2000 is my hero
I'm not going to say who I am, because I'm still a mod on the board. I've been there back since 2005 when the board was a ton of fun and Tucker was still a human being and not some walking cartoon character.
I'm not here to shit all over TMMB or be some undercover operative for this site. I've just seen this site sink and sink and sink. Nobody who was worth their salt is left. Nobody, and those mods who are helping Tucker circle his wagons aren't making my job any easier. I still have friends there whom I respect, but the number is dwindling. It has been mismanaged by Tucker and the other mods to the point that I do not know if I will even last out the month let alone the year.
Can we finally find out what happened to IamRob now?
I don't want you to reveal yourself, I just wanted to state that the fact that you are not so completely immersed in this shit makes me happy.
You're better than that.
Cryptic.
Also, IamRob was banned over a comment about another (now absent) mod. He was the only mod that was not a Tucker friend IRL and there was something about that being inappropriate. Or something like that.
"As for the rest of your post, none of that has to do with me, this messageboard, or you. I suggest you PM Tucker or email Amazon if you really need to know this information."
Hey John, don't worry, Brian doesn't need to go to Amazon, and he need not have to bother Tucker who is "busy" blogging about being a producer and watching his board fall apart. They'll be banned if they ask that sort of question, so let me do the honors. As a mod I'll let him in on our little secret.
Those rumors about Tucker having his mods (and selected others) go to Amazon.com to give fake reviews of his book in an effort to drive up sales, IT'S FUCKING TRUE. I saw it firsthand, I wrote two of those fucking reviews on TUCKER'S REQUEST. It's fucking true, and I wish I kept the PM he sent me to let me know he not only liked the review, but wanted me to go back for seconds.
The thing is John (SLF), you know this is true and you still support it, then you feign moral indignation on others?
Fuck you John, seriously, fuck you.
I missed Rob he made that board with the Anthony DiMeo, Cloud Starchaser and Furry thing.
Oh and tucker is still a douche
"This message has been deleted by sillylittlefreak. Reason: Start your own website if you want to express your views freely"
And there you have it. Nobody is free to express thier "Own views" on the TMMB. I guess your only allowed to express Tuckers view or SLF. What a bunch of fuckfaces. I have no doubt that SLF is lying about a ton of stuff. Isn't one of the "rules" on that board to "Be honest"? What a fucking joke. The MODS will be working late tonight i guess.
What is SLF's name again? Isn't it Jon Tano, or something like that?
Time to dig.
What happened to that silly twat that got the "I fucked tucker max" tattoo?
It's funny to see how worked up everyone on this blog has gotten, almost as funny as watching tucky trying to defend himself against honest criticism.
I'm not knocking you guys, it's very good comic relief. But he's just an ex-famous fiction writer and he knows it, nothing more nothing less. After this movie hits, he will fade away and no tshirt or fake absinthe ad revenue will allow him to continue his lifestyle.
Oh and btw, I have hung out with him a few times in chicago while i was barebacking 'the trixie' so i can vouch for how much of a joke he is.
(and fyi, trixie loves anal)
"What happened to that silly twat that got the "I fucked tucker max" tattoo?"
It's more like what happened to the entire board. Everybody who was interesting and gave the place flavor have long since left.
Never, never forget that VIACOM and SIMON SPOTLIGHT and MICHAEL KORDA gave TUCKER DOUCHEBAG MAX $300,000.
Seriously. What do you think about the fact that corporate America gave Tucker $$$$$.
what does that say about VIACOM?
We need more Otto interviews!
The whole thread has become an insane joke. The mods, who, if I need remind you, are just as pathetic as those of us who post on this blog, have come out in full-force to defend Tucker.
At the same time, they pick and choose their arguments and ignore the larger points brought up, thanks to their ability to edit and delete posts on a complete whim.
If Tucker had half a brain, he'd shut down his message board (again) for a few months and just let things play out on their own.
when and why did viacom give tucker money? i've heard this before somewhere. did they pay him for his mtv appearance? is that it? i wouldn't put it past them, viacom sucks!
SLF is making moralistic speeches? What a fucking dick.
Hey Jon, what's the matter, couldn't find another sucker like innane to leetch off of for two more years?
How does that feel Jon? Being a grown adult and still having to live off of a woman? You do realize that you have no talents or self worth outside of TMMB?
Good luck with the CafePress shit, what's that make you a month? More than 82 dollars.
Oh yeah, you were wrong, Tucker actually does claim to make over 10000K a month as a blogger. Maybe if YOU paid attention to doing your "job" (hahahahahahaha, that never gets old) the board wouldn't be such a mess.
http://ifuckedtuckermax.blogspot.com/
was the girl that got the tattoo, her blog lasted a whole 3 months.
I wanted to put up a post by SLF that he made a few days ago about how he was hanging out with a Playboy model. It was perhaps the most hilariously self-deluded post I'd ever read.. but now I can't find it :(
tucker got a $300,000 advance for Assholes Finish First. Which shows the herd mentality of the publishing industry. He also got some money up front from Comedy Central/Viacom to develop a pilot,
@2:01: This WAS the link to the post you mentioned:
http://messageboard.tuckermax.com/showpost.php?p=696141&postcount=18
But, of course, it is gone now. I copied it a couple of days ago because it was so ridiculous. In addition to bragging about hanging with a Playmate, SLF also took the weakest shot ever at Gawker, claiming that the date of some dude who said he invested in Gawker wasn't really into him.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
THAT'S the best Tucker and his mods can come up with for damage control?!?! No wonder the post has been deleted. SLF probably realized is was the lamest post in the history of the internet. Seriously. The ENTIRE internet.
I'm a mod on Tucker's board as well.
Here's SLF's post (I can look into the deleted posts).
I went out tonight with some friends to an opening of some club.
That's not the good bit.
I spent most of the evening hanging out with the "date" of a complete prick that ditched her to try to get with the Playboy Playmate I came with.
Still not the good bit.
The afterparty was somewhat local and we decided to leave my car and all ride in this asshole's Bentley. He got upset when 3 hot women crammed in the back and I took the passenger seat. Since he was a fucking prick, everybody but his "date" told him that he's a prick and we're bailing.
Seriously.
The guy wanted the Playboy bunny, which is completely fine by me, but he got upset that I was rolling along. So he just lost the Bunny, another hot chick, and some guy who he doesn't know. And now he doesn't have an invite to the afterparty. Because he's a fucking prick in a Bentley who thinks he's the shit.
I'm at home now after dropping off the Playmate since she has shit to do, and the other fine woman is sleeping off the too many drinks she's had on my couch. While the ASSHOLE is off somewhere with his "date" doing fuckall.
Why is this all funny to me?
One - His "date" thinks he's a dick and she's coming over tomorrow.
Two - I have to repeat the above again. She thinks he's a complete moron.
Three - He's "connected" with Gawker.
Seriously. The fucking tool was talking that shit up tonight. I didn't hear about it until we dropped the playmate off, but apparently the guy's an investor or some shit. I don't know the details and I don't care. All I know is that a number of self-important privileged smarmy assholes here in LA use Gawker as part of their arsenal to slay mad chicks at clubs.
That's fucking classy.
Way to go Gawker. You're fucking fantastic.
Here you have almost made me think that I should feel bad about knowing a guy who has been nothing but completely honest with me, not to mention the women he hooks up with, but that the material he is is working with that has been put into production as an actual movie that has employed good honest hard working people who have gone on record that they are happy and *gasp* fulfilled in the process is somewhat suspect.
Almost.
Instead, after tonight, I think that I'd rather be associated with the asshole you'd post snarky unvetted bullshit about than the investors and actual slimeballs who contribute their parents money to your pathetic website.
But that's just me. I'm kind of a dick like that. I'm a bit of a prick, just ask anybody around here.
I'm nothing but a mean jerk and nobody likes me. Except one of your sources of income's date. She likes me.
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Is this the one you were talking about? Wow.
That post is so awful. Notice how he never references the girl as "the girl with me" or "the girl I was hanging out with". It's always "The Playboy Bunny" or "the Playmate".
What a joke.
@6:50: That's the one. It's even worse than I remember. What a dummy. SLF attempts to put Gawker down by taking potshots at some random dude who claims to invest in the site? Even if this were true, this dude wouldn't have anything to do with Gawker's content, so where's the supposed moral victory?
It's like bragging that you're a better baller than Kobe because you beat his 8-year old cousin at Tetris.
I'll just say this, SLF is clutching for straws, which is why everything comes off this ridiculous. It's not because he's an idiot (although more people than not would think he's an idiot, and a blonde haired royal pussy) but because he's trying to defend a point that he can't, and the result is isolated incidents such as that hysterical rundown of a party.
You go get 'em SLF! By the way, SLF, what did the playmate like best about you? Your clever witty responses or your pony tail. It's SO COOL!
@7:23: Agreed. Most of the mods over there don't seem to be "idiots" in the classic sense of the term, seeing that most of them are at least capable of stringing together a cohesive thought every now and again.
No, these guys represent a class of "idiot" that is even more reprehensible. These are dudes who, at least on the surface, appear to possess some level of intelligence, but they undermine any legitimacy they have by bowing at the feet of a self-absorbed liar.
On a separate note, can I raise an obvious question about Tucker's movie that I haven't seen addressed elsewhere? Tucker repeatedly trumpets the fact that he's teamed up with Darko to produce his movie like it's something to be proud of. Why has no one questioned Darko/Richard Kelly's track record? I mean, Donnie Darko is a blip on the cult radar at best, but not on the level of cult classics. It didn't really enjoy any mainstream success. And Southland Tales?! HELLO?! It is widely recognized as an abject failure and an example of a filmmaker/producer who simply can't get out of his own way (or beyond his own hubris) and just tell an engaging story. Kelly's next film, The Box, sounds like a 30 minute episode of the Twilight Zone stretched to fill 2 hours, but I'll reserve final judgement until it hits theaters (or the $5.99 discount DVD bin at my local Best Buy). Regardless, if I were Tucker I'm not sure I'd be so proud of the fact that Darko was the only production company that would produce my poorly scripted movie.
Also if I were Tucker, I'd shut up more and learn to stop crying "Here comes the revolution" every time I opened my mouth. Anyone remember this gem of a proclamation from Tucker back in May 2007:
"The reason Bunny doesn't update much anymore except with fluff pieces is because she is working on her book. Trust me on this people: It is going to blow all of you away. It'll outsell my book by a factor of 5, at least, and will be what makes Rudius a serious force in publishing. You'll see. The press is going to love her too; she'll get a totally different treatment than I did. I don't want to oversell, but it could very well be the type of book that changes literature for the better. The best part is that she is going to come out of nowhere--right now, all her fans are people who found her through me, and she has only tapped into like .001% of her potential audience. She's going to be big."
REALLY?! How's that coming, Tucker? Here we are well over a year later, and Bunny still hasn't "changed literature for the better."
Give me a fucking break.
(Link to the quote above, although I'm sure it will likely be deleted soon: http://messageboard.tuckermax.com/showpost.php?p=463000&postcount=45)
Bunny's book isn't going to happen, at least like how Tucker and her have been touting it since 2006.
She's already missed so many deadlines that her publisher dropped her well over a year ago. However, if she ends up writing it, I have the perfect title:
Confessions of an Aging Doormat
7:41 AM
Richard Kelly, while talented, makes unaccessible films for the most part. "Southland Tales" was a commercial and critical flop. "The Box" tested horribly and will be lucky to make half it's budget back. Donnie Darko, while a good film, didn't make a ton of money for anybody except the distributor (which is one reason why Drew Barrymore didn't touch Southland Tales). Darko Films is in grave danger of getting their financing completely pulled.
So Darko decided to go for a "sure thing" which would be a comedy. They are losing money hand over fist and thought that a success in another genre would make Hamm's investors happy. They decided to go with Tucker's film. EVERYBODY told Darko to pass on IHTSBIH because of the lack of quality in the script as well as the unnecessary drama Tucker brings to the table. Darko was scared shitless and just saw "NYTimes Best Seller" and figured that they had a big winner.
Darko and Tucker have absolutely nothing in common aesthetically. If the movie flops it's going to make Darko look horrible (especially after the debacle of Southland Tales and the fact that The Box is most likely going to lose money). Most importantly though, it's going to ruin the Darko brand image that Richard Kelly is building. Kelly is sort of the new version of David Lynch, but David Lynch would never had invested in a low quality project like IHTSBIH because he would recognize that the project has nothing in common with his company's mission statement.
This really could end up being the end of Darko pictures as we know it, which is a shame, because again I really like Kelly's work.
Darko = pwn3d
Czursy = pwn3d
Bradford = pwn3d
Gosse = pwn3d
Butterface actress chick whose name I forget = pwn3d
The funniest thing about all this is how career ending it is for everyone.
Some of them were desperate, some of them were douchebags, but in the end, one has to live up with the choices they make, and when you inhale douchebaggery and take money from douchebags, well, you get what you were paid for.
To the dissenting moderators posting on this board.
Don't you realise that you are being manipulated by your Machiavellian puppet master - Tucker Max. He wants you to post unflattering comments about the state of his message boards here. It's all part of his grand plan to publicise his forthcoming Slingblade biopic.
In writing this I too am fulfilling my role in Tucker’s elaborate PR scheme, albeit that of a small cog. If only I wasn’t twice as thick as shit then I could comprehend his clever strategy with its intricate bluff and counter bluff.
Instead I sit here scratching my balls, resigned to the fact that it is Tucker who is making me do this.
Actually if you knew anything, the last thing Tucker wants is a lot of people to hate him.
Bad publicity doesn't work when your "art" is the one getting attacked for its shitty quality. THAT is why Tucker is mad. If you call him an asshole, it's like, "So what?" to him. But if you trash his "art," that's where he begins to crumble.
Here's an honest question: Why are you guys still mods?
^^
Apparently my sarcasm is lost on some people.
^^^
Not at all. It wasn't in reference to your post.
So is Tucker also behind those fake interviews? If so then Nils must have a great sense of humor.
I just read on Tucker's site that he thinks we don't get it because he's doing what he always does, betting on himself, etc.
Who for one second doesn't think that he's betting on himself? He could lose both feet tomorrow in a lawn mower accident and proclaim that only losers wear shoes and that he saved more money on socks than anyone else, and that he was the one who had the balls to not have feet, exactly as he planned months ago.
"Here's an honest question: Why are you guys still mods?"
Here's an honest answer: I've been doing it so long that it's become part of my daily ritual. You have to understand, I was a mod from back in 2005 and it was something I looked forward to every day.
I've overlooked a lot of bullshit. I overlooked it when a bunch of mods like Bunny, Luke and others used to give fake negative rep points under the assumed aliases of other board members in order to drive a wedge into the community. This worked all too well, as most of TMMB's great posters all went to FS. I overlooked the Opie and Anthony debacle, even though in the back of my mind I knew something wasn't right. I overlooked it when Tucker's TV deal fell through very suddenly and we were told to delete any comments made in reference to the TV deal. I've overlooked the fact that Tucker was telling his fans that his script is going to be revolutionary and groundbreaking while the actual script read horribly (even to us TMMB loyalists).
I've overlooked a lot of things in my 3 years as a moderator. However I think if anything these things have added up. I no longer can look at posts he makes anymore, because I know it's just more bullshit. I haven't even read one of his articles on the new blog for weeks. It's all self-congratulatory bullshit. I find guys like SLF to be completely devoid of anything outside of loyalty for their hero and who get nothing in return besides Tucker scratching behind his ears every so often. I've seen so much shit go down behind the scenes, that if Tucker ever did make it "big", I'd have a field day selling secrets to people (yes, I've got them saved as well). His mod board is a cornucopia of the total bullshit that is the fabrication of the history of Tucker Max. I don't feel like a mod anymore, I feel like an attack dog who has to go out and defend Tucker no matter what.
My heart just isn't into it anymore, and it sucks that I can't seem to divorce myself from something that's been part of my life for such a long time. It's really a fault on my part, and it's something that I'm going to have to deal with one way or another. I just haven't figured out how.
Hope that answers your question.
There's been so much ownage in the past few posts I've been sitting here with a permanent grin on my face, the SLF Playmate post is HILARIOUS - he's such a dumb shit.
And the old quote about how Bunny's book is going to revolutionize women's literature.
And a closer look at Darko. I tried to do some research about them a few days ago but they don't even have their own webpage (not that that should be an indicator of bad films, but surely it'd be professional to have some presence on the web..)
I still haven't had any response to the email I sent Ian Claudius.
Btw does anyone know SLF's real name or have a link to his CafePress stuff?
Darko = pwn3d
Czursky = pwn3d
Bradford = pwn3d
Gosse = pwn3d
Viacom = pwn3d
Duke Law = pw3d
U Chicago = pwn3d
America = pwn3d
All owned the the counterfeiting Federal Reserve, which Tucker is emulating. Don't you see? U of C trained him perfectly. A lying douchebag, like the fiat bank masters.
Butterface actress chick whose name I forget = pwn3d
The funniest thing about all this is how career ending it is for everyone.
Some of them were desperate, some of them were douchebags, but in the end, one has to live up with the choices they make, and when you inhale douchebaggery and take money from douchebags, well, you get what you were paid for.
America will rise again, but Tucker = subprime, counterfeit douchebag literature funded by Viacom/Duke/communists/fiatists.
Mystery mod - could you post a screenshot of the moderator board? i've heard people mention it but i've never seen any proof that it exists(remember to black out your username)
also, are Tucker, Nils, SLF etc aware of this site and tuckermaxlies.blogspot.com ?
Thanks.
SillyLittleFreak's name is Jon Tano or Jon Tanor. I forget it for the most part, but I think it's close.
His CafePress link is on his TMMB profile I believe. That or go to CafePress and look for the stupid mugs that have the Green or Red Rep Dots on them.
That's how SFL makes a living. That and hooking up with girls on TMMB like "innane" whom he welched off of for 2 years before she kicked him to the curb.
Of course they're aware of this site. Tucker has even posted here! This is where the script got leaked. They know about this place.
This post is so stupid it made me laugh out loud:
http://messageboard.tuckermax.com/showpost.php?p=697197&postcount=64
Here is my favorite part:
"Really, if you want to pretend you're smart enough to post about your rights and censorship, why haven't you figured out some of the following things:
The names in the script a before the naming the characters thread, when was the last script rev wrote?"
He insults others' intelligence and then...asks a question that is so at odds with the very basics of English grammar that it's unintelligible! This is the kind of person who defends Tucker Max.
This is SLF's CafePress site:
http://shop.cafepress.com/sillylittlefreak
He's selling shirts with his own cartoon character on them (in women's sizes no less).
I also want to say I think it's great that Tucker et al delete well-written criticisms on the grounds that they add nothing, but leave up posts like that one, as if nonsense added something.
Here's his other page:
http://www.cafepress.com/slf_ban
Hahahahaha, get it, you've been banned, hahahahahahahahahahaha.
SLF is so funny and witty, hahahahahaha, I love how he's charging 20 dollars for a coffee mug with "BANNED" written on it. Hahahahahahahahaha.
This is classic TM from May 2007: "-Here is the deal with Hoo-ah. Hopefully this will stem the tide of emails asking me about it for awhile: Nick Sadler is alive and well. I have all his journals and what not (I think I showed them to Ryan just a few months ago), and I could update it at any time. We've decided not to though. I have read through his stuff many times and I think his story has the potential to be one of the greatest TV shows of all time, in the league of The Wire. I have pitched it many place in Hollywood, and EVERYONE wants to turn it into a feature. Fuck that. We've decided to shelve it for now and wait until Rudius has enough money and power to get the project done the way we want it done. Until then, the site is going to stay cold I think. Nick does want to do a book, but he's decided he wants to wait until he retires and can write his whole story under his real name, without all the details changed the way it is now."
Tucker, how is your imaginary-friend Nick Sadler doing? I see you are being called out on the Professional Soldiers message board, so you dispatched your lackey Prester John to try & deflect for you. http://www.professional
soldiers.com/forums/
showthread.php?t=19107
Of all of Tucker's lies, what if this is the one that comes to bite him in the ass? When actual Special Forces soldiers are calling your writings as BS, you may want to re-think your career in fiction. While Tucker thinks all publicity is good publicity, when Hooh-Ah is finally unmasked as yet another of Tucker's lies, he will be forever known as a low-rent, D list, James Frey.
Light:
Please tell me you're going to do an entry on the Special Forces/Hoo-ah debacle? This is hysterical.
Mr. Mod--thanks for contributing & congrats on finally seeing the light. Of course you will eventually be discovered, and instantly exiled to Haterville, but that is definitely not a bad thing.....though there are a few here who really are a bit nuts about the whole TM subject, especially Viacom Boy.
A few questions, as the insight into TM's inner workings is really interesting:
1. How damaged is Bunny? After her latest post, to find her now back at Tucker's side....well, as TM Lies posted, she must be a really busted Gameboy.
2. Hooh-Ah---it isn't a high-traffic site, but what do you think Tucker's minions will say if/when it is discovered that the Nick Sadler ID is just another lie & BS for Tucker's insecurities?
3. Nils, aside from the obligatory fat jokes, he seems to be reasonably normal---is he just using Tucker or is Tucker just using him, or is it a bit of both? He doesn't seem to be a complete lap dog.
Again, if you don't want to be called out, you should limit the length of your responses so Tucker can't track you by your writing style, but based on your last few posts I get the feeling you just don't care too much about what happens there.
Thanks!
hoo-ah.net stopped around when reaper375 (tony) got kicked off of tuckers board. its probably not a coincidence.
Hahaha, Tuck says he has all of Nick Sadler's writings. His alter ego is spinning out of control, ala Fight Club.
The thing Tucker's douche supporters on his forums don't understand is that nobody is denying that Tucker has the right to censor his shit any way he wants. It's an issue of character. Rather than making certain topics taboo, Tucker should field questions and air out the issues. It's the manly thing to do. Instead he chooses to hide from the issues in a display of womanish cowardice.
Most famous individuals aren't expected to justify themselves to fans. But Tucker can't have it both ways: either he needs to stop announcing his projects altogether, or he needs to field qustions about his failures. It's the hypocracy that stinks.
ok call it something i heard from a friend of a friend who know tucker but im 99 percent that hoo-ah.net was made by reaper and tucker. reaper gave tucker the story and tucker wrote it on the sight. the date it stopped is right and since reaper is full of bs anyway it makes sense that its full of lies.
Nick Sadler = Agent Michael Scorn
After reading Tucker's script I also believe Tucker Max = Agent Michael Scorn
Who could have predicted Reaper would turn out to be full of shit? He didn't associate with liars, or anything.
Reaper HAD a site. I think it was like "fish soup" or something like that. It was before festering ass. It was the same kind of thing as Hoo-ah.
To answer people's questions:
I won't be taking screen shots of the mod board. I still have friends there, and I'm not looking to be anybody's sleeper cell agent.
1) How damaged is Bunny? On a personal level Erin is very nice. She's engaging, she's caring and she's "nice". She's also a raging alcoholic with little prospects in life who has thrown away her artistic gifts to become a lapdog for somebody who so obviously uses her for whatever reasons. I've seen Erin flat-out lie on the board to back Tucker up on a number of issues. For all intents and purposes I treat Erin like she's a member of Scientology. Sure I'll be nice to her and say nice things about L. Ron, but at the end of the day I'm not going to the Celebrity Centre with her.
2) Tucker has been exposed as a liar so many times its ludicrous. If any mod still treats him with so many doubts it's for a couple of reasons. Some think that Tucker's bad boy image contributes people to judge him a lot more harshly than others. That's a somewhat honest review, although it has many logical flaws. I could be considered to be grouped in with these guys.
Also, a few of them just like the fact that they're hanging out with somebody famous and see themselves as being part of his inner circle because they are mods. SLF is exactly this person, they believe they are guys on the show Entourage except that show takes place on the message board. They will defend him because he is essentially their social meal ticket. There are tons of these types of mods, although there used to be a lot more.
Lastly is the actual inner circle of Tucker. Bunny, Mike, Ryan, Nils and a few others. For the most part I really like most of these people on their individual merits. I was never quite sold on why KFM or even Bunny had their own site except to perpetuate the myth of Tucker and back them up. These people suck though, because for the most part they are all liars (with the possible exception of Ryan because he is young and ignorant and does only what Tucker tells him to do). They know the truth about a lot of the stories, but still will lie about it to back up Tucker. I mean, these are people who really get nothing from being part of his circle and have since gone off the deep end with the "power" that comes with hanging out with Tucker IRL and on TMMB. I consider
3. I get along with Nils very well. He's tied to Tucker so much that although he has his doubts, he could never go against Tucker. To put it another way, Nils would never be a screenwriter without Tucker's book and he knows it. He's a great drinking buddy but not so much as a writer. I think to a certain extent they use each other. Tucker uses him because he did the majority of the actual typing (more like dictation rather than actual writing), and he used Tucker to ride his coattails towards a nice little paycheck and a really nice credit in a bad film.
I'm happy for Nils, but if this film bombs and Tucker's career goes critical, I'm sure he will drop Tucker and hang out with the contacts he's making on this movie. Good for him.
Mr. Mod,
Thanks for the insight. Good for Nils---he always did seem the least damaged of the bunch. Mike & Bunny just seem like they are lost. Mike especially, though since his bravado has disappeared thru the failures of the last couple of years he has actually become somewhat deserving of sympathy, instead of scorn.
Re Hooh-Ah; do you know the backstory? How do you think TM will handle it with Special Forces types questioning it? Only the inner sanctum is supposed to know the real story, but as TM's inner sanctum has changed so much over the past few years, who knows who knows?
Why did Bunny, Luke, KFM, etc, run people off the board? What purpose did that serve?
You know what I don't understand? Every once in a blue moon, Tucker will post some message to his board that reads, basically, "Blah blah blah, thanks, I couldn't have done it without you." 99.97 percent of the rest of the time, he treats all of his members like shit, pretty much. Does he not understand that is the core of his fan base?
Also, no one should feel bad for Bunny for one second. She is fully aware of what she does and she does it anyway. It would be different if she were some broken 18 year old girl. She's not. She's in her 30s. She has made her co-dependent bed and now she has to lie in it.
Oh, and what actually happened to Luke? Is he blacklisted now?
This is awesome, Nils went from being a fat douchebag with 10 chins to, the less douchiest of them all.
You guys crack me up!
Bruno: Do joo believe consistency is important?
^^^
Hey, I still think Nils is fat. Does that count? Besides, it's possible to think someone has certain physical attributes while also being a (possibly) decent human being. I don't know Nils but the mod does, he/she is able to fill in some background info that gives us a more complete picture of the person. Sometimes that means prior assumptions/beliefs need to be modified or changed when new data points are introduced.
"Also, no one should feel bad for Bunny for one second. She is fully aware of what she does and she does it anyway. It would be different if she were some broken 18 year old girl. She's not. She's in her 30s. She has made her co-dependent bed and now she has to lie in it."
Really? You people act like she's the first woman with co-dependency issues who fell in love and got into an abusive relationship. How are those glass houses you're all living in? Must be nice to be so perfect, and have no self-esteem issues.
"Really? You people act like she's the first woman with co-dependency issues who fell in love and got into an abusive relationship. How are those glass houses you're all living in? Must be nice to be so perfect, and have no self-esteem issues."
No, she's not in an abusive relationship. That relationship ended a long time ago. She is continuing to allow herself to be manipulated by someone she's not even romantically involved with.
It would be very easy for her to cut ties with him and she refuses to.
She pretends to be soooooooo very nice, but she's a manipulator, too. They really and truly deserve each other.
In addition: Co-dependents should never be viewed as victims. They are, by their very nature, manipulative. They use people just as much as the people who use them.
I live in no glass house. I live in a co-dependent halfway house.
"No, she's not in an abusive relationship. That relationship ended a long time ago. She is continuing to allow herself to be manipulated by someone she's not even romantically involved with.
It would be very easy for her to cut ties with him and she refuses to.
She pretends to be soooooooo very nice, but she's a manipulator, too. They really and truly deserve each other."
Because you know her so well, right? You know exactly what their relationship was and currently is. So this means you're either Bunny or Tucker!
Tell me something else. Give me more dirt. Post a screen shot of the messageboard.
You people are fucked up.
@2:02: My house is fine, because, unlike Bunny's house, it wasn't built on a foundation of self-loathing and a subconscious desire to be an emotional dumpster for a self-proclaimed dickhead.
I remember back in the day when her and Tucker first started dating and she was posting on the board, boasting about how confident and secure she was, how she was ok with him screwing other chicks, etc. And she's the one that stuck with him despite all the crap he dished out. How could everyone else on the internet and countless people who met him IRL realize he was a terrible person that no one should attach themselves to, but she insisted on sticking around and calling him her pwecious liddle "Rilla." She has absolutely no one to blame for her status as a run-through doormat but herself.
And, sure, lots of people have insecurities and issues. But I honestly don't know anyone who is as messed up as she seems to be, as she herself claims to be based on the infamous "What It's Like to Date Tucker Max" post. It'd be one thing if people were making her out to be a nutjob based on conjecture and hearsay, but the portrait she has willingly painted of herself eliminates any doubt about how fucked up she truly is.
No sympathy for her is owed, and she is destined to be a footnote in the unravelling of Tucker Max.
Oh, and I can't wait to read her book that is going to revolutionize literature. Actually, I guess I can wait, because it's never going to get published.
"In addition: Co-dependents should never be viewed as victims. They are, by their very nature, manipulative. They use people just as much as the people who use them."
I too, am co-dependent. I'm co-dependent because my parents are co-dependents. It's something I've worked on as soon as I realized what it was and will continue to work on. Does this mean that I'm not a victim? Because I certainly didn't choose to be this way. It was forced upon me as a child.
I'm not saying the girl deserves to be pitied, or even deserves your sympathy. I'm just saying I wonder what it's like to be in a position to sit back and judge people. How does it feel? Make you feel good about yourselves? Make you feel like real men?
"Because you know her so well, right? You know exactly what their relationship was and currently is. So this means you're either Bunny or Tucker!
Tell me something else. Give me more dirt. Post a screen shot of the messageboard.
You people are fucked up."
We're fucked up, Bunny? WE are fucked up? It is clearly you, seeing as vocal you've been about how angry you are with all of the shit talking about you going on. In fact, you put a lot of emphasis on how none of us know you.
You know what we do know? Exactly what you have put out there. I know as much about your relationship as you have stated. My judgments are based on YOUR words.
He's a narcissist, which you have acknowledged. He is never going to love you. You may, indeed, wind up with him, but he will never treat you any differently.
People will only treat you the way you let them treat you.
hey mod guy: thanks for sharing your thoughts!
I disliked Nils and Mike as soon as I read their writing, because they both come across as raging assholes who deserve nothing less than spending a few months at Hotel Hanoi during its heyday. They come across predatory, always willing to target anybody weaker than them.
That's what makes Tucker an appealing asshole: he says that he mocks "idiots and posers," who presumably deserve it. But if you pay a little more attention, you see that he's an indescriminate asshole. I was a Tucker Max fan until he did that radio thing with Nils and Maddox. On the show, Tucker was a complete dick to his sniveling fans, who were in no way idiots or posers, but merely weak-willed sycophants.
"hey mod guy: thanks for sharing your thoughts!"
I second this. Thanks for coming here and validating the fact that I've spent countless hours of my life these past few years obsessing over Tucker Max. He really is an asshole. Thanks! I knew I was right! Now I can continue to waste countless more hours of my life here, instead of being outside living it.
"I too, am co-dependent. I'm co-dependent because my parents are co-dependents. It's something I've worked on as soon as I realized what it was and will continue to work on. Does this mean that I'm not a victim? Because I certainly didn't choose to be this way. It was forced upon me as a child."
You're a victim of circumstance, but you're not a victim BECAUSE of your co-dependency, no.
@2:35: HAHAHA! How many Tucker loyalists are over here trying to do damage control?! It must really suck trying to defend the indefensible in a venue where you can't just edit/delete anything you don't agree with or that makes your "main bro" look like the sloppy ball of contradictions that he is.
"You're a victim of circumstance, but you're not a victim BECAUSE of your co-dependency, no."
Right. But originally you said co-dependents should never be called victims. Now you're saying they are victims of circumstance.
Interesting.
The fact that you are co-dependent and the acts you do in a co-dependent mindset are two different things.
@2:40...
No, they person at 2:27 isn't a victim because they don't allow themselves to be victimized. They're actively working on it rather than voluntarily participating in it and crying about it. Big difference.
Oh, I see what you're getting at. I made a stupid, concrete statement. Fine, I'll rephrase that.
"Co-dependents should never be viewed as victims when they are plagued by the results of their own co-dependency."
I don’t know who the other mod is, but I’m a mod (the person who looked at SLF’s post), and I want to let you all know something.
What you’re doing and saying are not unlike what Tucker does. You want more dirt? Why? So you can dislike him even more? Your opinions have been solidified, so really what is the point other than something that just comes off as obsessive and creepy?
There is a lot to dislike about Tucker, I know this and so do you. But nothing I post is going to make you see him any differently. Your site is cute and everything, but at the same time I don’t know why you expect me to fuel your need for information that you don’t need to change your view of Tucker in the first place.
Mod at 2:51
Because what is more interesting--a car wreck, or a car wreck with lots of blood, gore & quite possibly a fireball.?
The wreckage that is TM is beyond amusing to some of us. We are just hoping that a hydrogen bomb sized fireball will erupt.
KungfuMike's "Ginsanity" series is ridiculously fake. It is transparently deceitful.
Nils is a fat motherfucking asshole. He is at least not a sociopath, unlike Tucker, although he is walking the line. I actually hope his career does take off after the movie tanks, because in that case Tucker will have talked so much about how successful he will be, but in the end his partner will have reaped all the glory.
Bunny, you're kind of fat. You were hot when you were young, but now you're old, and you won't be able to attract any more guys into your life. Crazy, annoying, AND ugly? If you were just crazy and annoying, you'd be OK, but nobody's gonna love you with that combination of traits. Do something.
Person above me..
I get that, but I for one am not going to answer these questions about Hooah and other shit like that. Im certainly not posting a screenshot of the mod board either. So get off it
^ For entertainment.
To the mod at 2:51 PM:
I agree with a lot of what you said. Asking for information/dirt just to reinforce and futher fuel one's thoughts about Tucker is stupid and a little bit creepy. But I don't think that is the only, or even most important, reason why people are asking. I am a long-time member of the RMMB, the couple questions I've asked are ones that I have had questions about for a long time. My only intent is to find out the "truth" (or at least more facts) about certain things that have happened on the RMMB. These are events that have been hinted at by people on the board and reflect nothing more than my curiosity. In the past, there have been a number of indications that there is a lot more going on under the surface of the RMMB and asking the other mod about some of them is nothing more than making use of a resource heretofore unavailable.
I agree that certain things can and should be out of bounds. And I'm not going to attack anyone over at the RMMB or use anything learned here for that purpose. Is everyone here so benevolent? Of course not. But I'd be willing to bet the majority of people around here are only interested in getting answers to questions. Questions they know they couldn't ask at the RMMB, because doing so would result in banning.
I was just trying to help you guys by pointing out how absolutely pathetic it is to be sitting here obsessing about some guy and his ex-girlfriend.
I guess you're beyond help. Sorry.
"I get that, but I for one am not going to answer these questions about Hooah and other shit like that. Im certainly not posting a screenshot of the mod board either. So get off it"
Why don't you just BAN them?
Oh, wait...
I dont know if Nick Sadler exists and if I could paraphrase from the mod board "The army actually tried to find out who Nick Sadler was, but the army isn't as sneaky as Tucker Max."
I dont know what this means exactly, you can take with it what you want. A lot of people liked hooah and this is at least the basic gist of it,
Holy thread-jacking Batman! Things have really veered off this afternoon compared to yesterday's/earlier today's posts. Do we really need to revisit the whole Bunny-is-crazy discussion? Co-dependent or just fucked-in-the-head, it doesn't make any difference. Who cares why she's still with Tucker? The fact is she's made her bed and she'll have to deal with the ramifications.
Anybody else get the feeling that a lot of the more recent posts are from Tucker/his core group as a diversionary tactic? I mean, earlier we were getting a lot of inside info from someone claiming to be a mod -- I believe him/her, just no way to verify -- and we've been sucked into a bunch of posts debating the relative mental health, motivation and culpability of Bunny.
To the mod posting before: Thank you. The info and background you've provided has been very interesting in answering some lingering questions. I hope you continue to share your thoughts and whatever else you feel comfortable providing.
"I was just trying to help you guys by pointing out how absolutely pathetic it is to be sitting here obsessing about some guy and his ex-girlfriend.
I guess you're beyond help. Sorry."
And this is different from what you do because...?
I'd be willing to bet that no one here is as emotionally invested as you think they are. How much of my time do I actually spend here? Not much. It's an amusing little past time. It's always fun to watch someone so conceited fail so, so miserably.
"What you’re doing and saying are not unlike what Tucker does. You want more dirt? Why? So you can dislike him even more? Your opinions have been solidified, so really what is the point other than something that just comes off as obsessive and creepy?"
Hold it. You're calling this site creepy? You want to know what's creepy? How about going out of your way to send a 3rd party out to harrass people on other boards who have written something negative about your work.
Sound familiar asshole? It should. That was my tipping point on the board, where it has turned me against that place. I might still be a mod on the board and I might not be proud of stuff I've done, but fuck me if I'm going to sit around while the owner of the site sends out people to harass A WOMAN because she calls him on his bullshit.
That's obsessive.
That's creepy.
So don't come over here to this board and lecture ANYBODY on what is and what isn't proper. If you are a mod like you claim you fucking know exactly what I'm talking about, and if you sat around and went along with it, then fuck you too.
" anonymous said...
I was just trying to help you guys by pointing out how absolutely pathetic it is to be sitting here obsessing about some guy and his ex-girlfriend.
I guess you're beyond help. Sorry.
8/19/2008 3:09 PM"
Yeah, I guess I'm beyond the help that I no longer support a fucking asshole who became famous because he WROTE ABOUT HIS EXPERIENCES WITH OTHER WOMEN, NONE OF WHICH WERE FLATTERING TOWARDS THE WOMEN INVOLVED.
So it's okay when Tucker does this to other people, but when other people do it to him you suddenly call it wrong?
Are you that much of a total idiot that you don't see the fallacy of your own convictions?
Didn't YOU call it creepy too? Excuse me buttercup.
TO: All Mods
FROM: TM
Well done today--another crisis averted re Hooh-Ah. Remember, when boxed in a corner, and the lies are unraveling, deflect, distract & dodge.
Keep up the good work--whenever ANYONE on ANY site ANYWHERE on the internet posts a reference to Hooh-Ah, we must attack in force, pushing all discussions off the main page so that people are disinclined to see it.
Now, as for that TRAITOROUS mod who is posting on the site-that-shall-not-be-named: I personally am putting up 10 Green Dots, as well as a public acknowledgment of your existence, to whoever is able to deduce this Benedict Arnold. They are undermining the REVOLUTION, and we certainly can't let that go unpunished. Fuck it--20 Green Dots!!! ATTACK! ATTACK! ATTACK!
Where is Bunny goddamit! I have a fucking boil on my anus that needs lancing & the puss sucked out.
I post here because it's pretty fucking entertaining.
The creator of the blog left it over a year ago, and yet here it's still going. There's 3000+ comments with more and more every day. There's been over 100 posts here in the last 24 hours.
There's mods posting about the bullshit that goes on behind the scenes. And now the sycophants have returned to pick arguments.
It's e-drama and I love it.
http://tuckermaxlies.blogspot.com/
http://tuckermaxlies.blogspot.com/2008/08/a-z-of-rudius-part-2.html
I think there are also quite a few of us who aren't obsessive about it, who just don't think very highly of Mr. Max and are amused by seeing him flail around.
I found out what the bunny has been up to:
the Bunny' s day job
@6:37: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Bunny is a cakefart queen!
Wasn't the budget for IHTSBIH $6m? On their website TM is claiming, in the FAQ area, that he has a $10m budget.
Or did he ask for $10 & only get $6?
@6:44: Good catch, sir.
And the lies continue from the Max camp.
Pitiful...
Mr. Mod,
You were referring to Lovely Barbie weren't you? I used to read the TMMB occasionally, partly because it was amusing, and partly because I had never before seen apparently grown men posturing in such a disgraceful fashion. The Lovely Barbie episode was utter bullshit. A bunch of overeducated assholes mocked and harassed an 18-year-old uneducated girl who's found her way into porn, just for the sheer joy of hurting somebody who’s weak. Didn’t any of Tucker’s buddies read about the damaging effects that cyberbullying poses to fragile young minds? In any case, kudos for seeing that for the bullshit that it was, if that is what you were referring to.
Here's the video of Kung Fu Mike and Cloud Starchaser duking it out.
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1644368/cloud_starchaser_vs_kung_fu_mike/
I really like it because ALL kungfu masters pull hair.
Wow. Mike Bolerice can't fight for shit, no wonder he didn't get a job on Tucker's movie to intimidate wimpy kids.
Congrats, Tucker. You're website traffic (per Alexa) has reached a three year low. You had more hits before you published IHTSBH. I guess this well-orchestrated viral marketing campaign has paid off in spades.
I wonder if Darko will even bother advertising this movie. Maybe they should just publish photographs of the film on a website, with the word "FAIL" superimposed.
Nick Sadler is total bullshit. "Barry Sadler" was the name of the SF soldier who wrote "The Ballad of the Green Berets." Way to come up with an obvious alias, Fucker.
that is incredibly weird.
8:14, thanks, I've been looking for that ... that whole incident was so incredibly stupid. The worst part was how Tucker bragged and bragged about how Cloud got his ass totally kicked ... and anybody can watch it and see that's just not what happened.
Wonder what Cloud/Justin is up to now. And if he's taking his meds.
@8:37: HAHAHAHA!
Wow. Tucker is really running a great guerilla marketing campaign. It's so underground, it's driving his web site traffic down to new lows.
Tucker is a genius. Ummm, I mean, he's a fucking dimwit.
@8:14: Kung Fu Mike is a pussy. He has to pull handfulls of hair to try and subdue a dude dressed as a modern day superhero on the streets of New York.
"Did you get my jacket?" says Kung Fu Fag Mike?
Did you get my jacket, indeed.
What a loser.
SFM = Snot Face Mike
Cloud:"Im a kung fu a mike, im a kung fu a mike!"
Mike: "Are therious! Are you therious!"
Why do all of Tucker's friends have lisps?
Holy Bridge and Tunnel Batman!!!
Is that the Vapor Lounge? I thought Tucker was part owner of that place?
I think their dress code is that you have to have your collar popped up to get in.
Snot Face Mike can't fight for shit and TheGC is a meathead Jew who should have gotten popped in the knee by Cloud.
Let's hop into the way back machine. Set the controls for 12/11/2006 and enjoy the delusional " The announcement you've been waiting for: Tucker signs deal with Comedy Central " Thread. It's a great read starting on page 4 with TM saying:
"Actually, the opposite is true--I have been thinking about this show for three years and have it very well developed, especially the details. All the main characters, all the secondary characters, about 50+ potential episodes outlined, and all major plot threads for six seasons mapped out. That being said, TV is a collaborative art, and a lot of that could change at many different places. At the network notes stage, at production, at filming, at editing, etc, etc, etc.
And no, I am not going to tell you the details yet, but you can assume it will be in many what you would expect a show about me and my friends to be like. I don't know a better way to describe it.
I don't like comparing it to anything currently on TV, but if I had to, I would say to picture a Sex and the City for guys, done in the vein of my stories. That's close enough. Definitely a single camera, no laugh track comedy though."
A sex in the city for guys? Isn't that like Monday night football for fags? Anyway its a funny read and some of the great old posters are in the thread. Look here if you want, seeing the older crews avatars and sigs made it very fun.
http://messageboard.tuckermax.com/showthread.php?t=12723&page=1&pp=10
Also my quest to find the funniest thing on the internet is complete! Silly little freaks t-shirt on cafeprees of (what I can only guess is him) is by far the greates, most hysterical, self dellusional piece of comedy I have ever senn. Who the fuck would by that? It's great go have a look trust me, it's the best! In a funny kind of way.
Here:
http://t-shirts.cafepress.com/slf
Scroll down. I guess even he knows how bad it is/was. If you click on it a different shirt comes up with much greater integrity. A "Red dot BANNED" t-shirt. I been wondering where to get on of those. Jon might actually be a BIGGER douche bag the Otto.
What kind of Kung Fu does Mike know anyhow? Doggy Style?
For a guy who talks so much shit on the board, he barely got by Justin Massler, who is funny as fuck, but not really anywhere near a tough guy.
Does anybody have that video of Cloud prank calling Tucker? That would totally make my day.
Enjoy the video while you can, Tucker will have Slarvey threatening legal action if the video doesn't come down. That's what Soloway did when the original video went up.
that fight is pathetic. after cloud starchaser wiped his snot on kfm's face, you can see kfm try to slap cloud. why didn't he punch with a closed fist? was he actually trying to karate chop his neck?
11:36, and anybody else who wants it: keepvid.com, save yourself a copy, and re-upload whenever you like. Heh heh heh.
I never knew this board could become even more entertaining. Keep up the good work!
I sense the seeds of tragedy in Bunny.
She’s clever and, when I was still frequenting Rudius Media, I enjoyed her writing. There just seem to be so many issues with her.
If, twenty years from now, someone told me that she was an alcoholic living in a homeless shelter, I wouldn’t raise an eyebrow.
This Tucker guy is getting his ass handed to him on a plate and it seems he deserves it. His site sucks. I couldnt make it through even one story.
KFM's headbutt was a good reaction - you can tell he's been in fights before; everything else both of those dudes did was pretty pansified. Cloud's a freak, and KFM would have trouble with someone who's bigger or who actually knows how to fight.
He sounds like a fag, though. "Are you theriouth?" "Get out of my fathe!" Do all Rudius bloggers have to learn how to speak like Tucker or something?
So none of the new pictures on flickr are attributed to Greg. How interesting.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/rudiusmedia/
KungfuMike comes off as an idiot in that video. Good to know Tucker hires people who can barely form sentences.
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1644368/cloud_starchaser_vs_kung_fu_mike/
Mike doesn't know how to fight. He had at least 10 opportunities to head butt Cloud, but he only takes the shot when Cloud is being held. That's how a pussy fights.
Cloud certainly didn't win, but he also didn't back down. Mike backed down a number of times.
Who was walking away from whom?
why would anyone, I mean ANYONE, work for free for Tucker Max? What type of person follows this guy's opinions and advice? How many MODS does he have and or need?
You would have to be a nineteen year old kid from the sticks to want to support Tucker. These are the same kids that are dumb enough to get recruited into the military after being aproached on the sidewalk buy two dudes in uniforms.
Best thing this guy could have done was just stay hidden. He made a huge mistake.
In spite of that horribly unimpressive display, I still think Mikey's "Ginsanity" series is true.
LOL.
Which is now going to be the basis of a book. Otto probably told KFM that now was the time to publish so that when the movie fails he could get a piece of Mike's earnings before having to turn to offering handjobs in a donut shop restroom to make money.
Even when Tucker is sleeping he can't close his fucking mouth. Is there a picture of Tucker where his mouth is closed? Find me one
" Is there a picture of Tucker where his mouth is closed? Find me one"
Does the photo of Tucker biting down on his bleeding lip while Bunny fucks him in the ass with a strap-on count as "mouth closed"?
Who is Otto?
tuckermaxlies.blogspot.com
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tuckermaxlies.blogspot.com
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Otto = Tucker btw... it's his real name according to an unverifiable interview transcript
I'd play you the recording to prove it... only some guy threw up on it and ruined the tape.
People keep saying there are "good mods" on the board. Somebody give me one single example of a good mod.
"People keep saying there are "good mods" on the board. Somebody give me one single example of a good mod."
Mike Gill. Nice guy, extremely fair.
Oh. My. God.
Tucker's PRODUCTION CREW treated the owner of a house used as a set exactly like their supposed to be treated.
Stop the motherfucking presses!
@4:18: HA! I know. My favorite part was the article said the woman was told her house would be used for a character that was a "bohemian single mom." Um, since when are strippers described as "bohemian?!"
The location guy who secured the woman's house must have graduated from the Tucker Max School of Bullshittery.
wow, they must have taught tucker how to flush the toilet. Or maybe that's now Gregg's responsibility.
That's too fucking funny.
He's taking credit for something he was indirectly involved in. I'm sure he really said, "Make thure you guth uthe generatorth tho we dont inconvenieth thith lady!"
Tucker I find it funny how you take credit for changing people's lives when it isn't Donika, Luke, Bunny, or any other countless number of people you fuck over. Very convenient you self-serving lispy bitch.
^^^Seriously. He only mentions "changing lives" when it's semi positive (and he has nothing to do with it).
Maybe he should write about really fucking over his friends.
Tucker is full of shit. I work on the film. Do you think we just bring a generator in tow in case we might possibly need it, or do you think that maybe the house itself wouldn't generate enough juice to power multiple high watt lights that were inside and out so we did a tech scout previously that the gaffer said "we need to bring a generator."
I can't wait until this fucking film ends, nobody in the crew has any respect for him, especially after this bullshit.
I know, I'm a gaffer, and I've never heard of bringing in a Genny just in case. Those things are rented by the day. You just don't happen to bring one to a set just in case unless the production is run by a line producer who likes pissing away money.
I love how Tucker constantly brings up that he's a narcissist, like it's a fucking disability. "Oh yeah, I'm an ass because I have Narcissistic Personality Disorder, it's a real disease in the DSM-IV, look it up! Or so the Bunny told me."
Some fucking excuse. It's like saying "Sorry I ran over your dog, I'm an alcohol addict." He brings it up all the time constantly, touting it like he's special needs. No man, being a dick means you're a dick, and being proud of being a dick means you're a douchebag.
He also thinks that his attitude will generate heaps of attention and fame from the masses. Well, maybe he will, but more in the "Star Wars Kid" way rather than the "Howard Stern/South Park" way that he is hoping for. Why? Simple: Howard Stern and South Park and all other "shocking, disgusting humor" are constantly fresh and giving us new schtick. Max has two dozen stories that he retells over and over again left over from 2005, and he still acts like he's entitled to something so he goes around and basically acts like a total ass. If he wants people to actually give a fuck about him, he needs to CREATE something new, and I'm not talking about his movie...which is a rehash of an old story and half the dialogue was written by Slingblade, and the rest isn't even remotely funny. That's his problem, he has nothing new to offer. He's like the fratty roommate whom you adore freshmen year because he brings pussy and beer home and hate senior year because he's boorish, loud, and just plain obnoxious.
I love that he has put everything, his heart and soul into this movie. I don't even care if the movie does well and he makes money. It doesn't change the fact that he's a total idiot and anybody with an ounce of sense will forever disregard him for the piece of crap he is.
When Bunny met SLF:
Tucker's friend JoeyHustle arrived with three other guys. One was a preachy Brit who I will call PreachyBrit. One was a touchy feely married guy who I will call NotGettinAnyatHome, and one was a very nice but rather smelly video game artist who I will call NiceButSmells. The smelly guy left me his coat to put on the back of my chair while the other guys went to the bar to get beverages. This is how we girls discovered his odor.
The fact that Tucker keeps stating that he's a narcissist indicates that he's probably not a malignant narcissist.
He keeps stating it to explain things. Like a disability, if you will. A true malignant narcissist would NEVER admit to being fucked in the head like that. To admit to being a narcissist is to admit that your delusions are just that. No, a malignant narcissist believes he is better than everyone and his greatness negates the need to explain any sort of action. Owing an explanation requires empathy, which a narcissist lacks.
My guess is that this is a PR strategy. His past actions are amusing to the sixteen year old boys on his site, but are not a good reflection on his character. Nobody in the real, adult world is going to put up with his shit. But, he can't stop giving them shit because that would mean Tucker Max isn't the Tucker Max he wants you to think he is.
So, now he has this nifty little thing he can blame everything on. He can still act this way, sating his core audience, but it's EXPLAINABLE, you guys. He's practically DISABLED.
Thing is, no one's going to sympathize with that. God, Tucker, I'd think you were smarter than that. You could have at least picked bi-polar.
Oh, another example of how he's NOT a narcissist:
He has openly admitted that he loved Bunny. A narcissist CAN'T love. Like psychopaths, they are not capable of doing it. EVERYONE is beneath them.
No residential house will pump out enough electricity without all the breakers going off. That's why you bring a generator. Not to mention the fact that it will cost the residential house about an extra 200 bucks just for that day of attempting to turn on all those lights at once.
I just came here from a film techie board because somebody listed this story going up. Is this Max guy for real? If so, I feel for you guys down in Louisiana, I've worked for some moron producers in my day, but what kind of loser pretends like this?
@9:02: Hey techie guy - Would you mind posting a link to the board where the story is being discussed? I'd love to see how folks in the know are reacting to it.
9:02 Second, I love to read that.
@8:58
Don't be a dumbass. Tucker has "openly admitted" to a lot of things that aren't true. Just read Bunny's "What's It Like to Date Tucker Max" thing. That's not love.
And, it's rare, but there are narcissists who know they're narcissists. Sam Vaknin (http://samvak.tripod.com/cv.html) is an example of one.
For those that think they are super smart about the generator thing --- you do know that the woman interviewed said that, right? You are ripping on the woman who rented her house out and not Tucker Max. So basically you're saying this woman is stupid for not knowing this but trying to make it sound like TM said it. Why would you do this? Same with the guy who is working on the set. Why are you lying about who said that? Why are you lying when you are mad about someone else lying?
@10:17: Hey Tucker or Bunny or Ryan or SLF or whoever you are! If Tucker is going to claim credit for every little piece of this movie, then he immediately opens himself to whatever criticism about his cast/crew/sycophantic army anyone wants to throw his way.
In other words: Shut up and go back over to the RMMB where you can delete posts and control conversations. You're out of your element over here.
I was just pointing out that he linked to the news article that clearly shows that it was the homeowner who said the part about the generator. If you want to show he's an asshole you should at least use the truth --- Heaven knows there is plenty of evidence. There is no need to lie --- unless you are an asshole.
My name is anonymous, and I am an asshole.
http://acerbicbubblegum.blogspot.com/2008/08/this-is-work-of-fiction-any-resemblence.html
11:38, you just gotta be one of tucker's cronies, don't ya? lol... way to derail a conversation.... and YES, I AM being sarcastic, you bottom feeder.
This board is enormously entertaining.
A man who contends he got a 9-foot tapeworm after eating undercooked fish is suing a Chicago restaurant.
In a lawsuit filed Monday, Anthony Franz says he ordered salmon salad for lunch from Shaw's Crab House in 2006 and fell violently ill. He later passed the giant parasite, which a pathologist determined came from undercooked fish, such as salmon.
Franz's lawsuit seeks $100,000 from Shaw's and its parent company, Lettuce Entertain You Enterprises.
Franz claims the restaurant's staff was negligent in serving him improperly cooked fish.
But Carrol Symank is president of food safety for Lettuce Entertain You, and he says the tapeworm didn't come from Shaw's Crab House.
It's okay, Ryan, we get it... No need to post any other odd news items. everything will be fine... Tucker will acknowledge you someday. You just have to believe it ;)
@9:20
Bookmarked. That's going to be a fun read.
I bet, however, that the guy who runs that page did not readily accept his diagnosis from his ex-girlfriend.
NEWS REPORT:
There is criticism ongoing at a blogspot blog. If we spam the message board enough, people will stop reading. Unless you have too much time on your hand (as I do), then it's just pitiful.
Otto
part of an alleged mod's post:
"I've overlooked a lot of bullshit. I overlooked it when a bunch of mods like Bunny, Luke and others used to give fake negative rep points under the assumed aliases of other board members in order to drive a wedge into the community."
This is pretty interesting, why would they want to drive a wedge into the community?
and "assumed aliases of other board members" - so they were faking fake accounts that were ultimately attributed to real board members? all while maintaining the illusion that those real board members had created fake accounts in order to criticize other board members?
These people sound batshit crazy.
I suggest that for every Otto spam we get, we should post a page of dialogue from the script.
Tucker will never see it because he's making a movie and NOT looking at this site like a trained lispy chimp.
EXAMPLE. They post off-topic nonsense, we post stuff like this.
TUCKER (CONT’D)
"I know this will probably scare the crap out of most of you, but I hope to have kids someday. I am sure I will only have daughters, and they will all be vicious sluts who sleep with assholes just like me and then throw it in my face. But such is karma. If one is a boy, though, I will consider myself a huge success as a father if he grows up to be half the man that Jeff Smith is right now."
Will that work?
You know what I've learned by watching those ridiculous videos Tucker posts about his movie, the ones where he asks all the crew members how this movie is different than other movies they've worked on in the past?
It's not different. At all.
Big shocker, right?! Especially after Tucker keeps going on and on in his blog about how this production is different than any other production ever in the history of fucking cinema.
Holy cow! You mean the casting guy had to cast for..gasp!...STRIPPERS?! Crazy! I mean, I guess this is the first movie ever to feature a scene set in a strip club.
Oh wait. It isn't.
And double holy cow! The stunt guy had to block a stunt where a cop car...gasp!...skids to a stop! Unbelievable! I guess this is the first movie ever to feature a cop car stopping quickly.
Oh wait. It isn't.
And triple holy cow! One of the actors has to play a...gasp!...character based on a real person (although, in this case, that real person is a jagoff whose stories and entire persona have been built like a poorly constructed house of cards composed of exaggerations, half-truths and flat out lies, and that jagoff has, until now, had the luxury of dictating the conversation about himself because he ran a messageboard with a bunch of kiss-ass minions who deleted anything that went against said jagoff and acted like anyone who questioned his bullshit was crazy or didn't exist), and he will actually get to meet that person in order to learn more about him. Nutso! I guess this is the first movie ever where an actor actually got to meet the person his or her character was based on.
Oh wait. It isn't.
So, judging from every single video posted by Tucker and his crew, this movie is like every other movie ever made even though Tucker insists it's revolutionary and unique?
Oh wait. It isn't. It's actually even worse!
Because his cast and crew (not to mention his production company) don't respect him and are counting the days until this nightmare of a shoot grinds to a merciful halt.
Let the revolution begin!
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