tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21127102.post116459653746984106..comments2024-02-28T10:34:56.383-08:00Comments on Tucker Max Is A Douchebag: Real-Life Tucker Max Bar StoryCockly McBeefwellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04144263906784826431noreply@blogger.comBlogger192125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21127102.post-31358925743797886342019-03-29T13:41:51.713-07:002019-03-29T13:41:51.713-07:00It's hilarious that Tuckered out thinks his wi...It's hilarious that Tuckered out thinks his wife is beautiful when in reality she looks like Caitlyn Jenner's twin.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06317395720110422771noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21127102.post-41451185749159443372013-12-23T03:26:39.599-08:002013-12-23T03:26:39.599-08:00So I came across this not because I don't have...So I came across this not because I don't have a life like it seems most of you people do on this "blog" but I do in fact have a life I'm just currently deployed to a place I can't say and no it's not Afghan you hippie liberal fucks on here and I was looking for answers to a question I had about bunnies book and if it ever got published don't really care either way but all of you monkeys talking shit on tucker and his life style are all idiots you want him to fail or say he's fake or an alcoholic ok fair enough given the stories but did you not in fact read them yourselves pretty sure you did which makes you all jealous fucks you want him to fail but talk to him it's exactly as he says in the site which I glanced over a couple times "any attention is good attention wether it begood or bad because he still gets paid" so keep going I'm sure he loves getting paid just like I lovemaking 80k on a six month deployment sstopworrying about someone you don't know possibly never even met or remotely know ion a personal level your the one wasting your life on someone who also probably thinks your an idiot if he wasn't famous he would be a regular guy living a life you always wanted to I've done just as much crazy stuff as the next guy or even Tucker himself and I've lived my life probably better than ninety percent of you bloggers so relax drink a beer or a couple shots and enjoy your life instead of secretly being jealous of someone else's life get off your fat ass and have fun it's not going to come knocking on your door saying hi I'm the fun exciting life you've always wanted so other people can talk shit about you or just keep wasting your life and making someone more famous as you try to bring his down and epicly fail thanks now I've got to get back to my life..... idiots (this is directedat the people talking shit if you didn't notice) Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21127102.post-62717372407207662932012-12-30T10:12:55.536-08:002012-12-30T10:12:55.536-08:00So funny to read this 6 years later as almost ever...So funny to read this 6 years later as almost everything you said wouldn't happen, well, has. Here is the thing...this blog makes Tucker Max out to be exactly what he claims to be. I don't see how he it is outing anything. Max himself calls the girls he fucks broken and damaged. He makes it blatantly clear that these girls aren't wife material or even gf material. He judges them solely by looks. Shallow? Sure, but has Max claimed or appeared to be anything but that when it comes to who he sleeps with? Also, I find it ironic that someone would dedicate personal time to make a blog like this supposedly exposing the truth. Nice contribution to society there buddy. Thanks. The world is now a better place because of you. Or not...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21127102.post-58208366832435514542012-06-17T19:15:41.214-07:002012-06-17T19:15:41.214-07:00SO YOUR MOM IS A BASKET CASE?
-TUCKER MAX FANSO YOUR MOM IS A BASKET CASE?<br /><br />-TUCKER MAX FANAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21127102.post-92180798417600488322012-01-13T14:47:24.496-08:002012-01-13T14:47:24.496-08:00funny that the creator of this blog spelled douche...funny that the creator of this blog spelled douche bag "doucebag".<br />Spell much?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21127102.post-49966491596670561912011-09-18T13:35:29.945-07:002011-09-18T13:35:29.945-07:00It's so awesome how much you guys don't ge...It's so awesome how much you guys don't get it. There's enough crying in here to form rivers.JCMOhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04277489055345386492noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21127102.post-47592565038353079472011-05-16T11:10:51.848-07:002011-05-16T11:10:51.848-07:00I think this is hilarious... all of these true lif...I think this is hilarious... all of these true life stories about Tucker Max. You know what? All of you anonymous writers are as full of shit as Tucker is. The only difference is... Tucker makes me laugh! Well, now everyone pathetic attempt to call him out is pretty funny. In reality all you are doing is making him more powerful.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21127102.post-54946614557107617062011-05-04T13:20:19.044-07:002011-05-04T13:20:19.044-07:00its really funny that you say you created the blog...its really funny that you say you created the blog to "expose him as a douche bag" he openly says he is on the book and in the book you are an idiot and he does admit these women are crazy the chick saying he left her out of his stories is obviously jealous of him he never leaves out any detail and maybe some of these stories are a little exaggerated so what? hes still ten times as succesful as you losers who only spend time trying to find things wrong with him... and there is a movie based off of i hope they serve beer in hell which is based off accounts of his life.... go jack off alone in your basement you jealous little losersAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21127102.post-74817202544861638342008-02-09T18:41:00.000-08:002008-02-09T18:41:00.000-08:00It's just easier to not feel remorse for doing hor...It's just easier to not feel remorse for doing horrible things to women that are batshit nuts. The guilt just kind of melts awayAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21127102.post-1167869038286774272007-01-03T16:03:00.000-08:002007-01-03T16:03:00.000-08:00Cheers to notadrunkslut and the anonymous woman wh...Cheers to notadrunkslut and the anonymous woman who posted the fact that a lot of people miss. Tucker Max HATES women. That he goes looking for them, and the most damaged ones, makes him more fucked up and scary than any of the women he's been with.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21127102.post-1165942155796252702006-12-12T08:49:00.000-08:002006-12-12T08:49:00.000-08:00Which post - here on on Tucker's website?Which post - here on on Tucker's website?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21127102.post-1165934631333264612006-12-12T06:43:00.000-08:002006-12-12T06:43:00.000-08:00WTF? Was the newest post removed in the last 12 ho...WTF? Was the newest post removed in the last 12 hours???Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21127102.post-1165875321694903022006-12-11T14:15:00.000-08:002006-12-11T14:15:00.000-08:00Tucker's recent TMMB quote about the pilot:"I don'...Tucker's recent TMMB quote about the pilot:<BR/>"I don't like comparing it to anything currently on TV, but if I had to, I would say to picture a Sex and the City for guys, done in the vein of my stories. That's close enough."<BR/><BR/>I swear, this blog writes itself sometimes...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21127102.post-1165872680957770512006-12-11T13:31:00.000-08:002006-12-11T13:31:00.000-08:00regardless, tucker max is not funny. anybody who s...regardless, tucker max is not funny. anybody who says otherwise clearly knows dick about comedy.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21127102.post-1165868230041318312006-12-11T12:17:00.000-08:002006-12-11T12:17:00.000-08:00Hey 12:07 -you WILL be back, with your tongue even...Hey 12:07 -<BR/><BR/>you WILL be back, with your tongue even further up TM's ass.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21127102.post-1165867966577349292006-12-11T12:12:00.000-08:002006-12-11T12:12:00.000-08:00Why do you guys hate TM so much but know so much a...Why do you guys hate TM so much but know so much about him? *cough* gayAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21127102.post-1165867905654462272006-12-11T12:11:00.000-08:002006-12-11T12:11:00.000-08:00Fuck you sack munch. Why would someone that loves ...Fuck you sack munch. Why would someone that loves TM be on a TM hate site? Fag.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21127102.post-1165867765845978322006-12-11T12:09:00.000-08:002006-12-11T12:09:00.000-08:00Wow dude, Tucker gets a pilot for Comedy Central a...Wow dude, Tucker gets a pilot for Comedy Central and now you guys are hating on it, WTF is your problem. Laugh for once in your life, lighten the fuck up.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21127102.post-1165867645978664342006-12-11T12:07:00.000-08:002006-12-11T12:07:00.000-08:00Mr. Beefwell,You have a good idea going with calli...Mr. Beefwell,<BR/><BR/>You have a good idea going with calling out Tucker Max. The only thing is, you have a few fundamental flaws in carrying out your ideas that keep you from being taken seriously and having Max completely fall on his face.<BR/><BR/>The fact that you routinely try and point out what kind of a jackass TM is, yet come off like a complete insecure prick yourself does not help your cause. If you are going to take him down, have some decency and rise above him yourself. Also, your immature fanboys that make gay jokes and call everyone virgins loses its fangs after about a minute.<BR/><BR/>Either way, you should stop having counter arguements to Max that are anonymous, since you are trying to counter Max. Since your website's existance he has actually increased traffic and may have a TV show. Either way, I hope your fanboys flame me and shit b/c I'm never checking this site again. <BR/><BR/>Looking between you and TM is like looking at CNN or Fox, either way you are going to get an extreme slant, but I hate them both. You and Max are both pathetic, just on opposite ends of the spectrum from each other. You because you are rabidly obsessed over some guy you don't even know, and him b/c he is obsessed over himself, and he sucks.<BR/><BR/>Sadly some random poster, notsadrunkslut, summed up in a more intelligent and elegant fashion what Tucker is, than you have in your whole blog's existence. With all this passion, why don't you guys do something about politics, the environment and the general state of the world. That is some stuff worth caring about. Now flame away fanboys.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21127102.post-1165867113116141212006-12-11T11:58:00.000-08:002006-12-11T11:58:00.000-08:00I'm shocked he managed to get this far with Comedy...I'm shocked he managed to get this far with Comedy Central. But I can't see him coming up with a successful pilot show. Seriously, what are they going to do on the show? Show a dumpy man typing away at his computer for a half hour while getting drunk and typing posts to his message board? How long would a show like that last?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21127102.post-1165863672516822552006-12-11T11:01:00.000-08:002006-12-11T11:01:00.000-08:00Comedy Central has a long history of producing cra...Comedy Central has a long history of producing crap shows that either quickly get cancelled or last no longer than 2 seasons.<BR/><BR/>This includes, but is not limited to Con, Too Late with Adam Carolla, The Graham Norton Effect, Strip Mall, Lets Bowl, The "New" Man Show, I'm with Busey, and about 15 other cancelled shows that they tried to promote by airing it after new episodes of South Park.<BR/><BR/>This is a network that only a few years ago, played about six hours of old SNL shows per day due to lack of anything better to air.<BR/><BR/>Even today, they rely heavily on hours of Mad TV reruns, replaying The Daily Show + Colbert Report 3-4 times/day, and one unfuny comedy movie from the 90s per day.<BR/><BR/>Even if Max's show ever does air, it is sure to fit right in with the rest of the forgotten crap.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21127102.post-1165859430308687652006-12-11T09:50:00.000-08:002006-12-11T09:50:00.000-08:00I found a reference to Tucker Max in his article a...I found a reference to Tucker Max in his article about a young woman's memoir about being an alcoholic:<BR/>http://www.statepress.com/issues/2006/11/17/style/698908<BR/><BR/>The writer of the article obviously thinks that Tucker Max is full of crap because she writes: "Some of her stories seem like they would make good material for Tucker Max or CollegeHumor, but unfortunately, they are startling and true."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21127102.post-1165857753319560602006-12-11T09:22:00.000-08:002006-12-11T09:22:00.000-08:00sounds like CC wants The Entourage for their chann...sounds like CC wants The Entourage for their channel.<BR/><BR/>Let's see how Max handles deadlines and high expectations. Kinda the Ultimate Daddy.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21127102.post-1165854161897669692006-12-11T08:22:00.000-08:002006-12-11T08:22:00.000-08:00I cant wait to see the script fail for it's dated,...I cant wait to see the script fail for it's dated, tired, lack of originality; rude drunk asshole tries to get laid. How clever!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21127102.post-1165852914417238072006-12-11T08:01:00.001-08:002006-12-11T08:01:00.001-08:00i do hope tucker posts the script; i predict it wi...i do hope tucker posts the script; i predict it will be the most trite, boring, pointless, irony-free piece of writing i've ever read.<BR/><BR/>fact is, you can't take a class on how to be funny, even at the university of chicago. tucker is not very intelligent, nor does he have a very good grasp on the dynamics of humor so the chances of writing comedy gold are really 1 in 1,000,000,000.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com